Jurassic Park III Pitch Meeting

Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Jurassic Park III!
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Jurassic Park was one of the most critically acclaimed successful films of all time, so naturally the sequel wanted a couple of sequels. Jeff Goldblum returned as Ian Malcolm for The Lost World Jurassic Park as the second movie, which was followed by the return of Sam Neill as Alan Grant for Jurassic Park III (that’s roman numerals, by the way.)
The movie definitely raises a lot of questions. Like why didn’t anyone check that Paul Kirby had any money before accepting his job offer? Why does anyone think that yelling into a megaphone on Dinosaur Island is a good idea? How are we supposed to be rooting for the Kirby couple? Why does this movie have a talking raptor dream sequence? How did Eric get a jar of T-Rex urine? Why did this movie introduce the Spinosaurus, and why is it a ninja? Why is everybody happy that the pteranodons have escaped?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Jurassic Park III! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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[@Ihasanart]

"Oh no battery guy!" Thats the most genuine emotion the executive has shown in decades.

[@alisaurus4224]

For a human, anyway. He was very upset about John Wick’s dog.

[@haplon33]

"Do it raptor - take his life!"

[@88porpoise]

I disagree, his joy at the prospect of getting money is palpable in many pitch meetings.

[@infinianti]

4:05

[@ruggerREL]

6 hundred and sixty six likes....nice

[@MrWiggsy4]

"Abrupt endings are ti..." Well played Ryan, well played

[@jojoluvshinata]

My favorite part about the rants was abruptly ended.

[@EweChewBrrr01]

It should be, “Well played Ryan. Well pl...”

[@Soress9]

But what was he going to say?!

[@EweChewBrrr01]

@@Space_Debris If doors are hitting you inside your ass then you are using doors wrong.

[@tar5us452]

I liked that too.

[@bobjrfdny7360]

I’m dead. I never realized how ridiculous it was that there’s a random guy in a suit standing on the shore of the island.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Seriously, I expected a raptor to jump him from offscreen and eat him.

[@victorbryan5482]

Guys in suits swimming through the ocean to stand on the beach are tight!

[@TheGIJew.]

standard military procedure. My grandfather served as the army's Random Beach Suit Guy (RBSG) during the storming of Normandy

[@owensims7491]

@@TheGIJew. Semper Tie... 👔

[@TheGIJew.]

@@owensims7491 I love you

[@Jessie_Helms]

I just realized... Doctor GRANT’s only motivation throughout the movies is to get A GRANT

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

I wonder if he'll fall for it again in the next movie

[@n1hondude]

Wow wow wow... wow

[@o.c.g.m9426]

Whoopsie !!!

[@KyleRobots]

Naming characters after their motivation is tight~Mr. Makealotamoney, Executive.

[@alexanderwu]

Doctor A. Grant

[@brandonwilliams6221]

His face after saying “they locked the door” is so genuine. You can see he really thinks that’s a good explanation.

[@vctrsigma]

Clearly the dumber one of the two.

[@josephmann9624]

😂😂😂

[@manishd.6101]

His face after "couple of dinosaur? No humans amanda and paul" awh... 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Mad lad..

[@srimasis]

When I was a kid I always wondered that? 😂

[@thegrayyernaut]

@@vctrsigma I can't tell which one is dumber. The writer for coming up with those scripts or the producer for being distracted by money and pop-culture references enough to accept those scripts.

[@alexlipsitz2393]

- So, you click Pitch Meeting videos immediately as they appear? - Yes sir, I do.

[@Fyrnskulblaka]

Wow wow wow. Wow.

[@karatefella]

Me too !

[@martinhennig8503]

@@Fyrnskulblaka Yeah it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@whitfillp87]

Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@hottubtony77]

Clicking on Pitch Meeting is TIGHT!!!

[@bjpalm1994]

"He's not in the mood for T-Rex meat, I don't know what to tell ya?!" Lol!

[@Paul_the_Bookworm]

A very picky eater

[@bladeoftheruinedking2543]

Sounds wrong when u think about it the other way

[@harmen98]

The real reason is because the plane injured it. The blood on the plane was actually the Spino, so the Spino just wanted revenge

[@jimdrake4942]

To be honest you can have T-Rex almost any time but you don't get to eat humans that often. It's a special treat.

[@Amber-hf8uo]

“So they immediately get two people killed by being loud, liars?” Lmao

[@dialm4masala718]

the spinosorus wears a weave wig like Amber, but is prettier than Amber

[@Amber-hf8uo]

DialM4 Masala What?

[@Amber-hf8uo]

DialM4 Masala Nothing to say now?

[@thegrayyernaut]

@@Amber-hf8uo That was a weird-ass comment from that weirdo :v

[@rainbowruler6453]

@@dialm4masala718 Didn’t know dinosaurs were into drag

[@vazjc]

The kid surviving on the island would have been a better movie.

[@wolfthornnholtzklau4913]

Hell yeah

[@samhiguma]

absolutely, imagine the suspense it could've had

[@cmcshane2740]

Lord of the Flies: Jurassic era

[@bobbodadroid4053]

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

[@unseenufo]

It was a book.

[@jonjones8468]

"There are different kinds of batteries?!" Lmao best line

[@brettjenkins7891]

So good!

[@AwesomeBlackDude]

Even after 2 hours you're post is still fresh... 🙄

[@mudd7779]

There's a huge flaw to them saying that I used to have that same camera as a kid and it took d batteries so the batteries from the mag light would be the same batteries

[@professorxavier3878]

Harbulary batteries are tight!

[@alterkt3517]

drycell

[@mohammedsheriff8154]

“The thing just smashed through a metal barrier” “Yea but the door is locked” 😂😂

[@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808]

the barrier was locked too....

[@mohammedsheriff8154]

@@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 yeah but the door is locked💀

[@wildone8397]

@@mohammedsheriff8154 Listen sir, I'm gonna need ya to get ALLL the way off my back about how locks work okay!..

[@IDrawSometimes_]

video games be like: "dis dor nids a key 2 enter"

[@mohammedsheriff8154]

@Phil Smiley Nguyen naw the door was locked 🔒

[@makani9004]

"Where did you get T-Rex urine?" "A good question, for another time." Also, someone get me a cellphone whose ringers can be heard over Spino footsteps. I have to set 5 alarms because they barely penetrate the night sobs.

[@theyellowlightsaber3193]

Nevermind the fact dinosaurs dont urinate since they have cloacas like all reptiles...

[@andrewparnell5566]

And that ringer loud enough to be heard from that distance and from inside Spino stomach. My phone is silenced by putting it down on a flat surface.

[@davidwhite368]

Yeah creatures with Cloacas are...never mind...

[@rainbowruler6453]

@@theyellowlightsaber3193 I could’ve gone my whole life without that information

[@warfare1101]

Judging by what Eric says, I assume he was pissed on

[@nathanslay6342]

The best thing about this movie: “Alan!”

[@kevinthetruckdriver353]

The abrupt ending.

[@nathanslay6342]

Black Ninja so right

[@chiimchauu]

Exactly.

[@georgigachev1029]

I think it's Steve. Hey Steve. STEEEVE. Oh, no. It was Alan. ALLAAAAAAN

[@patrickstonecrusher]

🐸-ALAN!

[@p0rt3r]

"The spinosaurus breaks through the barrier." - "Aren't those specifically designed for the single purpose of keeping dinosaurs from breaking them?" - "Whoops." - "Whoopsie!"

[@viktor3155]

p0rt3r they are usually powered up but isla sorna never opened to the public meaning the power was never activated which I think is really cool

[@futurekicks3430]

p0rt3r IM THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER!

[@3Crisstopher3]

@@viktor3155 yea no amount of electricity would suddently stop the momentum that spinodino generated wich apparently was enough to break the giant barrier. if it was powered up maybe he would have a shocky shock while going through, but still would end up on the other side, and very alive since theyre supposed to contain them and not kill them, right?

[@andreashort310]

Maybe the barrier that used to hold the spinosaurus was way sturdier.

[@yeahwell123]

@@3Crisstopher3 Fair enough.

[@TheDandonian]

I love how producer guy is always amazed by any reference he recognises from the first movie, or any character from the first movie showing up.

[@alisaurus4224]

He’s just so happy when something makes sense, even if it really doesn’t

[@mori1bund]

He's channeling the reaction they expect from the audience. ^^

[@own4801]

The "dream raptor" also had the feather quill thingy's on it's neck, which only the raptors on this new island have, meaning he saw the future.

[@dsbmitchell]

😮😮

[@graceonfilmsnstuff]

one with the force he is

[@Tonyhouse1168]

We’re gonna need you to get aaalllllll the way off our backs about time-traveling dinosaurs

[@JanssenOlthoff]

"So the movie can happen" is an unofficial catchphrase for Pitch Meetings.

[@patrickdyer7087]

Ohhh, unofficial catchphrases are TIGHT!

[@Chris_Blaze94]

@@patrickdyer7087 yeah yeah yeah

[@KingDugan]

"Why?" "Because" "That works for me!"

[@JoeM-tx5pm]

That's what we're going with

[@Datboy1991]

I’m going to need you to get all the way off my back about these catchphrases

[@B-RaDD]

"abrupt endings are ti..." 🤣😂🤣😂Damn that got me

[@rodneyjonesjr5910]

😂😂😂 that got me too

[@Charmer4856]

Oh no battery guy!

[@B-RaDD]

@@Charmer4856 😂😂

[@macsh6434]

I was like "Where the 'Tight' scene? Oh there it is." 😊

[@hbpinnock]

seriously perfect haha

[@ericfolsom4495]

I'll never get sick of "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that"

[@nancyweirum426]

Would love to say that in real life.

[@jpebrz]

Oh ok let me get off that thing real quick

[@kelvinnettey4308]

My favorite catchphrase from him🤣

[@emordnilap4747]

Using the same joke, over and over. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@lukeblackops9180]

Why did they start by sending a man in a suit by himself? UNCLEAR?!

[@DelPiero2004]

"How did Alan dream about the new Universal Studios Raptor design if he hadn't seen them yet?" "Whoops!" "Whoopsie!"

[@3Crisstopher3]

the whole movie was a dream, he never got off that plane, those raptors never existed

[@optimusprimus89]

Yessss that would have been perfect that always bugged me

[@luckyblockyoshi]

@@3Crisstopher3 "he never got off that plane" this has serious implications

[@ShovelChef]

The top is still spinning. Heyyy, that gives me an idea for a Pitch Meeting 🤔....

[@gunsaullus]

Hututy

[@MarionRelics]

That “it’s locked” bit could have gone on for 10 minutes and I’d still be laughing.

[@deathsheir2035]

He should do a video of nothing but the locked door, and have it be a 10 minute video.

[@stevepolychronopoulis]

I'm gonna need you to get all the way off his back about how long the bit was.

[@hardwayjackson]

@@stevepolychronopoulis oh okay let me get off of that thing.

[@mariusdesu1633]

that lock is probably from game like world

[@ryanlioce4933]

@Jacques Malan actually it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@oejankz]

"Abrupt endings are ti.." I laughed a lot man

[@apexnext]

Ya this one was especially funny for me. 🤣

[@LivinMyJeffLife]

"So he gets approached by a couple." "A couple of dinosuars?" "No." "Oh." "Yea, Amanda and David." Shouldnt be as funny as it is😂😂

[@shadow_shine3578]

Paul

[@wikansaktianto9215]

@@shadow_shine3578 Thank you.

[@shadow_shine3578]

@@wikansaktianto9215 np

[@froggybug]

He was SO disappointed😂😂😂😂

[@carastone3473]

Paul, not David

[@burnthetrolls5971]

"So what's the motivation for Alan to go back to the island" "Money" "Oh well that's why were making this sequel"

[@steelbear2063]

Well I mean it was his motivation in the first movie

[@steelbear2063]

Oh, nevermind, Ryan mentioned that

[@moemuxhagi]

It sure is, sir !

[@olisk-jy9rz]

@@steelbear2063 Yeah it was, and he was already extremely reluctant. After the PTSD inducing events of the first movie, he would have never agreed to go back to the island, even with a gun to his head. Not to mention the revelations of the first movie made him a superstar and most of his work obsolete, so he didn't even really need money.

[@piotrsegal6475]

"But wasn't it his motivation in the first movie?" "Yes, but now he needs more." "Originality." "Sir." "We're making this movie."

[@ArcadeMarx]

we need pirates of the caribbean franchise pitch meeting

[@timothytraver5918]

Gonna need you to get aaaaall the way off his back about that.

[@DayZeroGaming]

Gonna need you to immediately write that script then

[@mrm2542]

"You got a movie for me?" Yes sir I do!" "Okay let's hear it!" "You know that rollercoaster ride at Disney world?" "The one with all the pirates and the treasure?" "Yeah that one" "Okay..." "I made it into a movie!"

[@Swishersweetbutmysigsauer]

Wow wow wow

[@thetriptasticteam4485]

@@mrm2542 "wow movies about rides that our company already owns are TIGHT!"

[@marissa6871]

I feel I should mention that the "battery guy" is also Mr. Noodle from Elmo's world. So yeah, seeing him get thrashed by dinosaurs was a little disturbing for my baby brother at the time.

[@DoABarrelRol1l]

No way I thought he looked like Mr Noodle! Battery guy nooooooo ;-(

[@faizfuad8361]

yea i was sad when i watched that

[@Andy3612]

R.I.P for real

[@DrINTJ]

The best Pitch Meeting episodes are when you haven't seen the movie and you still get the jokes. Bravo.

[@superflea72]

"That island has dinosaurs on it!" 😂😂

[@tightsupermutant1329]

Yes sir it does

[@yo_ohno6090]

"it does, yes"

[@09EvoX]

Wowowowowow

[@JacksonUl]

Really?

[@reelbytes6447]

you mean there are two islands with dinosaurs on them?

[@traxfish]

"So what's the deal with Spinosaurus?" "It's a lot like a T. rex." *Paleontologists triggered*

[@j.t.dennis4900]

I saw a review of Fallen Kingdom in which it was said that Baryonyx is"basically a small T. rex." I was definitely triggered haha!

[@isaacsingleton9187]

Especially after new spino lol.

[@nont18411]

The Velociraptor in this franchise is not even the real Velociraptor. It’s Deinonychus with a raptor name.

[@assassinmaster3419]

I studied dinosaurs for a majority of my life. I am almost always triggered when people get stuff as easy as that wrong

[@IsThisHandleTaken]

@@nont18411 Deinonychus is still too small. Utahraptor would be the closest match for size

[@unkledoda420]

"Abrupt endings are tight!" My wife would beg to differ.

[@zeenix147]

lol, I laughed so hard on your comment, I woke up my wife.

[@rainbowruler6453]

I feel bad for both of your wives 😂

[@Kev24]

Not ur fault man, all you were doing was doing a sexual intercourse speedrun

[@jahrvisdavenport2793]

“She’s from the first movie!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@islamadam8502]

"How could the phone work after being digested by a Spinosaurus?" "Because!" "That works!"

[@sophistanonym1703]

Main film takeaway: dinosaurs are big multi-purpose batteries

[@futurekicks3430]

Islam Adam IM THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER!

[@zyrux_]

@@futurekicks3430 stfu

[@JohnLRice]

"Ooohh, VERY weak digestive juices!"

[@EjNappe]

You've obviously never heard of a nokia

[@jeffmcarthur5617]

I filed the paperwork on the screenplay for this film. The writers got started on Friday and handed the finished script in on Monday. No joke. They literally wrote the movie over a weekend.

[@sigmasquadleader]

That's a day and a half longer than I expected. Maybe they were done by 3pm on Saturday.

[@stephengrey9364]

writing a movie over a weekend is tight

[@erinmiller1433]

That explains a lot.

[@Duros360]

Listen @Jeff McArthur, I’m going to need you to get all the way off my back about adequate writing times…

[@jeffmcarthur5617]

@@Duros360 🤣 Nice one.

[@lizardzilla]

"it's alot like a t rex" Spino 2020: *liar*

[@coreyhobden3915]

Cause what theropod can kill a tyrannosaurus rex than another tyrannosaur?

[@jordanmicahcook]

I remember as a kid watching the pteranodons fly away at the end and asking my dad how long it would take them to get to the mainlands and start eating people there. He just said it would be too far and they would get tired before they could make it. I always wondered if some of them might have made it.

[@IantoddusSardus]

for jurassic world they made a back story for d'onofrio and basically he got promoted because he killed them when they arrived in Canada

[@Capri_00]

Canada? Isla Nublar is next to Costa Rica. So these things bypassed the the US and flew to Canada? And then were killed just like that?

[@mojothehelpermonkey1176]

“Oh, a couple of dinosaurs?🤗” “No” “Oh😔”

[@josephopoku194]

Got me too

[@navigill8811]

Hah i watched it thrice 🤣

[@trinaq]

Haha, that made me laugh as well, maybe it WOULD have been better had the couple been dinosaurs! 😅

[@hereb4theend]

@@navigill8811 was it a triceratop? 🤗

[@Sumtinrandom]

"They're very smart creatures." "With a solid onderstanding of tissue preservation techniques, I guess!"

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

"So they're not smart anymore?" "They're not, because the movie is almost done."

[@matbroomfield]

Like all dinosaurs do. After all, they preserve their dead as fossils. Now I'm gonnna need you to get all the way off my back about that.

[@thegrayyernaut]

@@matbroomfield Okay, then! Lemme get off of that thing!

[@matbroomfield]

@@thegrayyernaut ROFL ROFL!

[@bistromathics6]

The same guy who didn't understand Roman numerals. Recursive inconsistencies are tight!

[@craziegracie7749]

“He’s not in the mood for T Rex meat.. i don’t know what to tell ya!” 😂😂😂

[@Tentacular]

I love how perfectly Ryan manages to repeat the tone of "He/she/that's from the first movie!" every time he says it in one of these videos. That's dedication! 😅

[@vickysrandomfandoms9718]

"But the thing just smashed through a giant metal barrier." "No, but the door is locked." 🤣🤣🤣

[@infinitygaming5412]

This man can make any movie look bad

[@gabbykoz8453]

"O she freaking loves screaming" "Yes sir she does!" "oh, being oblivious to innuendo is tight!"

[@traviskules2923]

Sir, I’m gonna need you to get off my back about how locks work 😂

[@jeffreym.8957]

@@infinitygaming5412 I love these except for the "barely an inconvenience" line - over-and-over. It gets tiring after awhile.

[@FinalManaTrigger]

@@jeffreym.8957 how can you tire of the best part?

[@caseytodd7632]

"How does Ryan manage to carry an entire channel based on one series?" "Unclear" "Fair enough..!"

[@spiritualkilo]

Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. He just reuses the same catch phrases over and over in all of his videos

[@joribremer5260]

spiritualkilo and reusing the same phrases is tight..

[@cverlaak]

@@joribremer5260 Yeah Yeah Yeah.

[@majorkurn]

two channels! this one and his personal one!

[@MajorMovesB-ball]

easily the best comment here. lol

[@JamesWatsonV]

I like how he casually turns his head when he says "Maybe do some murdering..." like he's trying to gauge the executive's reaction to the idea

[@gamegod5818]

4:06 Oh No Battery Guy! LOL

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

The tight joke is the last thing said? Now that’s truly tight

[@EylulTurksever]

weren't you supposed to be dead?

[@ramtailthebattlertr2066]

You watch pretty much everything I watch. Drew says hi

[@timothynikiforovs9347]

making catch phrases tighter is super easy, barely an inc.....

[@eleethtahgra7182]

Pranking the the msm that you are dead is tight.

[@leovang3425]

@@EylulTurksever living while supposed to be dead is tight

[@EinFelsbrocken]

"Excuse me, but how could this little hut possibly withstand-" *"I SAID, THEY C L O S E D T H E D O O R!!"*

[@MahsaKaerra]

Hodor, hold the door!

[@xersys2556]

Video game logic IRL

[@mauigio]

"Listen sir I'm gonna need you to get all the way off of my back about how locks work ok?" "OH ok let me get off of that thing" Goosebumpingly funny

[@Sly_Cooper-1408]

Xersys no its just normal logic the spino had just crashed through a metal gate. How much energy do you think it has left. If you had just crashed through a full wooden door do you think you would have enough energy in you to crash through a window

[@ok-hd1fk]

Its actually obvious why the Spino didn't break the fence. The fence is big,old and has many wholes which makes it weak. So it makes it easier for the Spino to use his WHOLE BODY MASS against the weak fence. Now after he chargers you actually see him get tired and when he rushes against the METAL door he can only his long,slim snout which is much weaker then his whole body. Its common sense.

[@tsalv1993]

“It’s Jurassic park 3” “I’m already confused but ok” 😂😂😂

[@professorxavier3878]

And it won't get any better...

[@AsifAAli]

0:51 "So, he gets approached by this couple" "Couple of dinosaurs?" "No, humans; Amanda and Paul." "Oh..." 😌

[@Bodybypt]

😅😅😅 his genuine excitement when he thought it was a couple of dinosaurs!

[@peanusbenis5631]

"Definitely don't think about that too much!" - every Jurassic movie since the first.

[@harrymills2770]

Yes. Super-geniuses with low IQs. Every freakin' time.

[@emhu2594]

the books that they are based on are fantastic...the movies use literally nothing from the books. maybe netflix should do a remake.

[@burn6281]

First and second are great but rest...

[@chatteyj]

@@burn6281 I actually like number 3, its my guilty pleasure and compared to the Jurassic world movies its a classic.

[@ashernovotny4757]

The first one is guilty of that too

[@dragonarmy2008]

“Abrupt endings are ti” ...well played, sir. Well played.

[@wangokamau4152]

I laughed too hard at that.

[@jonathanberry9502]

You mean, well pla

[@dragonarmy2008]

@@jonathanberry9502 Ah, I see what you did th

[@kentjensen4504]

God these pitch meetings are the most addictive thing on KZbin

[@lwivv9052]

Addictions are ti... No sir, they're not. the only socially acceptable ones are chocolate and coffee.

[@bistrainvazquez1940]

6:55 Dang, now I'll never know how the exec feels about abrupt endings!

[@mb01eaglecommandbase]

"abrupt endings are ti-" I laughed harder than I should

[@TheLuigigalaxy]

this single line made insta like the video hahahahahah Best ending so far in the pitch meetings series hahahah

[@JeremyMoritz1]

Me too! Laughed so hard on that.

[@normanbates2486]

Same 🤣😂🤣

[@kanyerahming]

same, but it was obvious he was going to do that. My guard has been up since the Fantastic 4 Pitch and I predicted he would do this.

[@lennertvermeir7498]

@@kanyerahming I don't get it, can anyone explain

[@SuperBC1975]

"Is Jurrasic Park “Ay-ay-ay” a Spanish thing?" That was a perfect way to start things. Ryan George is the BEST! I love seeing these videos each week.

[@jaimenolan2273]

Wow Wow Wow

[@ultrabigfella]

You never added the last " ...you're forever talking now.

[@SuperBC1975]

@@ultrabigfella Thanks. Just fixed it.

[@vladimirbaran115]

@@jaimenolan2273 ... Wow

[@MasterBlek]

AYAYA

[@Oujix]

*_That island has dinosaurs on it!_*

[@alisaurus4224]

Dinosaurs? Like from the first movie?!

[@lauryners]

“Oh abrupt ending are ti-“ No exaggeration I’m so sleep deprived that I’ve been laughing on the floor for 5 minutes my eyes feel like I’ve sobbed for hours 🤣 I need help.

[@rehanislamnafis4605]

When you realise the movie actually didn't even have a proper script when they started shooting

[@MoneyManHolmes]

He didn’t even mention how Billy was magically found alive at the end, presumably because the actor playing him whined about getting killed off.

[@JoeSyxpack]

@@MoneyManHolmes If the movie didn't care, why should Ryan?

[@prasadpawar7027]

@@MoneyManHolmes The guy whose skeleton was found?

[@alexandercressman3420]

I don't think it had a proper script when they finished shooting

[@alexandercressman3420]

@philz2002 Jon Favreau directed it in a cave! With a box of scraps!

[@jforte816]

"Raptors understand tissue preservation apparently!!" Thanks great pitch.

[@himdotcom]

😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@JeroenRinkel]

The 'Alan' thing on the plane may be a reference to an earlier scene, where Alan tries to get the bird to say his name. I guess that makes it less random at least.

[@ClassifiedRanTom]

Technically the Spinosaurus doesn't "sneak up" on Alan and the group, if you remember correctly, they were attracted to that spot in the first place because they heard the phone ring... Which means, the Spino was standing there the whole time...

[@kabouterwesley83]

He is the Drax of dinosaurs.

[@sluxi]

Such a tiny little spinosaurus just standing there on the side and nobody notices.

[@divyashreesamantaray2949]

@@kabouterwesley83 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hardnewstakenharder]

“But what if we made the last dinosaur, but *bigger*” every Jurassic movie since.

[@southpark645]

Except for the most recent one where they made it a raptor lol

[@Hypeet]

southpark645 and jp2 where the dinosaur was like a trex

[@southpark645]

Hypeet if I’m not mistaken, that dino was bigger though?

[@Hypeet]

southpark645 oh yeah I read your comment right but I put something wrong

[@southpark645]

Hypeet all good bro

[@KaiserStrider]

"The main characters head to the beach and there's a guy in a suit standing there!" "...What?"

[@yeahwell123]

Oh, random suit guys are tight!

[@samsoulgrav1132]

Christian from Lost

[@moemuxhagi]

G-man

[@nurse425]

Men in Black with Neuralyzers, LOL

[@elizarkozik4715]

that "Oh..." @ 0:56 LMAO!!!

[@witchblade100377]

These are the best things I've watched on KZbin and I've only been watching them for three days!

[@sPitternaut]

Okay, it took me 19 years to realize this but... >Alan tries to get Ellie's parrot to say "Alan" in the beginning, claiming it used to know him. > A bunch of stuff is mentioned about raptors being related to birds, really smart & Billy 3D prints one's voice box. >Alan has a dream about a raptor saying his name.

[@matteomarsella4572]

Just thought he had ptsd lol

[@MsSwitchblade13]

@@matteomarsella4572 me too :l

[@davidcool5189]

I think you're giving the writer(s) far too much credit. Surely it's just a coincidence.

[@pronghornllc2200]

David Cool definitely

[@Ninja_Koopa]

@@davidcool5189 It seems like they winged it, then just didn't care near the halfway mark.

[@bigw2743]

Dinosaurs speaking to people in dream sequences is TIGHT

[@obuIisk]

When you just sleeping and a dinosaur tells you to kill the president

[@Lawlietftw30]

When I saw the ending, they told Allen Grant to play the ending for calling for help, and then the raptors heard the helicopters. So I thought that the raptors were thinking something along the lines of "it sounds like those big helicopter sounds are coming to help the humans. Maybe we should bounce." But I wasn't very confident in my interpretation of events.

[@MMAli-rq8kd]

🤣 The "let's bounce" bit with the dream talking raptor gave me this hilarious image. I don't know why my dream raptor sounded like Kevin Hart!

[@jpsned]

6:28 (lone rescuer standing on the beach) is a visual homage to the ending of Lord of the Flies (1963).

[@neo7566]

Father: Hey son, let's take a vacation. Son: Let's go to Universal, Disney world. Father: I got a better idea let's risk our lives and go Parasailing next to the island that's been taken over with Dinosaurs.

[@daverobson3084]

Not "father". "Mom's boyfriend".

[@NerdyBernie66]

Wait... so does Universal Studios exist in the Jurrassic Park Universe? Do they still own the film franchise of Jurrassic Park?

[@T1hitsTheHighestNote]

Disneyworld is closed due to coronavirus. Let’s go paragliding next to this park in disrepair with apex predator dinosaurs roaming freely.

[@unseenufo]

Dino-soar parachute

[@optimusprimus89]

I mean... you wouldnt want to do that?

[@pentelegomenon1175]

I kinda like how these guys talk to each other. The writer is honest about his shortcomings as a story writer and they try to cover for these shortcomings together.

[@Caleb_le_chifre]

I’VE NEVER STOPPED THINKING ABOUT THOSE IMPLICATIONS, TO THIS DAY

[@imperialdynamics5346]

-"how did he get to the end of the runway before the plane?" -"unclear"

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

6:56 Literally the most clever way to end a video. One of the best Pitch Meetings I've seen. Actually, all of them are fucccin hilarious.

[@rike94]

Kiss ass

[@_garebear]

This series deserves KZbin's highest award. Good be the best short-format series on this network.

[@rooty]

The raptor saying alan was the funniest thing I'd ever seen in a film, and it still is

[@10HW]

"that's what we're going with so the movie can happen" The whole of Hollywood resumed in one sentence

[@10HW]

@person person A truly artistic perspective would be more like "That's what we're going with because it's the perfect scene and it elevates the story to new heights."

[@10HW]

@person person I get what you're saying, but one can't ignore the "fundamental" difference between aiming for an artistic experience vs aiming for a commercial product. It's the difference between good and bad writing.

[@IROC400]

I can't believe I didn't see that abrupt ending coming, I've watched over a hundred of these.

[@angieb976]

Ya that’s the one thing I thought about it wouldn’t the government do something about that cuz the murder birds are leaving the island and probably some swimming dinosaurs why not nuke the island then hunt down every last dino left

[@mystique5113]

This made me laugh so much. I think this is the best pitch meeting they've ever had and I've watched lots today. It was hilarious, starting with the I.I.I part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@apexnext]

Same I couldn't stop laughing for this one. My fav so far! 🤣

[@graffitiverse9567]

the abrupt ending of pitch meeting was op!! u r so creative man!!!!

[@THEremiXFACTOR]

"So, the army just turns up on the beach?" "Yeah. Getting a 12 year-old to write the ending of your script is tight!"

[@sirunbekannt5653]

Do one for Kingsman Se7en Saw Kickass Memento Monsters Inc. The Godfather V for Vendetta Megamind Pulp Fiction Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Terminator 2 Batman (Tim Burton) Forest Gump 300 Despicable Me Titanic Carrie Oldboy (2003) Don’t dare to do one for the remake

[@hottubtony77]

I disagree, the remake was okay. Not as good as the original but still solid.

[@tylerhackner9731]

@Eric Arroyo Yes that would make the most sense

[@caspearious-ghost]

Ryan should do every single movie listed in IMDB and do it *ALL* by tomorrow. D:

[@Mattwreys]

Let’s add The Book of Life

[@bakedpotato9378]

I agree

[@logangrimnar3800]

The spinosaur kept chasing them because they hit him with the plane in the beginning and he took it personally.

[@SirVeejay]

Those videos are pure gold. I’m gonna be so sad if he stops ! Keep up the good work ! Merci pour tes bons vidéos!

[@peterkrug2327]

I love this guys answer to anything in a movie that doesn't make sense: "I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about that!" "So the movie can happen!" "How/Why does that happen?" "Because!"

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

"Unclear"! 😂😂😂

[@sw33py96]

I Dont Know!

[@YoMrRice]

Well okay then

[@futurekicks3430]

Peter Krug IM THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER!

[@haplo781]

@@sw33py96 fair enough!

[@mitchellmotorsportsLLC]

“So they get to the beach and there’s a guy in a suit standing there.” “What?” My favorite part of this whole thing.

[@PsyQoBoy]

Best quotes from pitch meeting: 1. Barely an inconvenience. 2. So that the story can happen. 3. Unclear! 4. Wow, wow wow.... Wow! 5. That's what we're going with.

[@dlee91885]

I literally work to hours of pitch meeting in my ear each night. Makes my nights fly by thanks to everyone who works on these.

[@mickesmanymovies]

Me: Laughs at everything in this video, because it's 100% true. Also me: "Jurassic Park III is still entertaining as hell!"

[@crona3316]

I adore this movie even though it’s bad. It’s the one I grew up watching a lot. The first is definitely better though.

[@olisk-jy9rz]

Who would have tought that after Jurassic Park III they would have managed to make an even dumber one? And and even dumber one aftar that?

[@jam5287]

olisk Jurassic world wasn’t too bad. Fallen kingdom was laughably bad.

[@Hypeet]

Jp3 used to be my favourite movies I think fallen kingdom was good but not nearly as good as the other ones jw was better. The original trilogy is way better

[@Hypeet]

I don’t think many people realise this but the jw movies do exactly what the original does in jp1 people run a park and bad stuff happens in jw 1 Same thing in jp2 there’s dinosaurs on the loose on an island and bad people I guess go try to kill them basically the same with fallen kingdom but they’re selling the dinos

[@Bill_Oddie_Face_Mask]

No Screen Rant article at the end? Fair enough.

[@junetynf]

Abrupt ending

[@RichardRenes]

@@junetynf would have been nice if they tied in the newest discoveries about Spinosaurus though ;)

[@RibusPQR]

Yeah yeah yeah! Wow wow wow wow.

[@Saimeren]

@@RichardRenes Which are what?

[@shaunharley1532]

@@RichardRenes abrupt endi...

[@ScottieMacF]

"Abrupt endings are t-" Took me a minute to get that.

[@TG-ge1oh]

I was showing the entire Jurassic series to my wife coz she's never seen them, and I realized, the whole of III I wanted the couple to die. They are so very unlikable!

[@KobraEditing]

"Alan!" -Dream Raptor

[@Saint_nobody]

Wow wow wow... Wow.

[@gildarmesh3809]

whisper shouts from murder lizard birds are tight

[@Ciborium]

Dream Raptors are TIGHT

[@amalielk]

"Unclear." "That works."

[@elovejapan7818]

Honestly, the dinosaur being put off by the fire sounds like one of the few sensible animal behaviors that occur in the movie

[@Cabrazzi]

I love the “Tight” abrupt ending!!! I’ve been addicted to these sketches since I discovered them a week ago.

[@tonythepokemonguy751]

“that’s why my remote doesn’t work anymore” I feel attacked by this

[@Lyniquechunte]

My hubby has never seen pitch meeting before and was dying laughing at this one thank you for that I put a smile on his in my face😃

[@tonys617]

Im sure it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@shenglong9818]

Show him the last Jedi and rise of Skywalker ones

[@tonys617]

And show him all the marvel ones too, why tho? Unclear.

[@jacklav1]

The face that accompanies "so that's why my remote doesn't work..."

[@philipmartin3411]

"Right and so he gets approached by this couple right" "Oh, a couple of dinosaurs (eyebrow raise) "No, humans, Amanda and Paul" "oh" (visible disappointment) cracks me up everytime 🤣

[@Rekuzan]

"And so Grant does a back-flip, snaps the raptor's neck & saves the day!" (bonus points if you catch that ref, you are an OG legend!)

[@33greenleaf]

First guy to write fiction

[@t.rexking441]

"Then the Spino did a backflip, snapped the T. rex's neck but didn't save the day"

[@Ciborium]

But only if Screenwriter Ryan slaps the script. Buh-dum tish!

[@Rekuzan]

@@Ciborium .....you did NOT just go *Business Blaze on me!!! (ROCK...ON!!!! *fist bump*) *Allegedly

[@grumpyoldman3458]

I am an Old Grumpy legend, yay!