Just Five FFXIV Red Flags

[@just_radical]

I'm not entirely convinced Chair and Lucy aren't the same person.

[@kokayinewsome9308]

It was unsettling to hear that voice. Especially given the flirty way it was done. We come here for hatred. Internal and external. We dont need sexy voices making us feel weird and giving us blind hope. We're all dying alone at 40. We've accepted it.

[@sparxskywriter2589]

@@kokayinewsome9308 If you're NOT picking up hatred from Lucy, you might be a sociopath who can't tell other people's emotions.

[@kokayinewsome9308]

@@sparxskywriter2589 I must be a sociopath then, because when I heard her voice I thought of cuddling and kissing. Maybe she wasn't doing it on purpose, maybe she was to be eccentric or twisted, or maybe I just have an over active libido.

[@hopper453]

@@kokayinewsome9308 yike

[@dntthe88]

@@sparxskywriter2589 but girl yknow

[@ElPincheDruk]

Interesting voice changes you're going through there, boss, these 24hr maintenance windows are wild

[@kokayinewsome9308]

Pretty sure that was a voice actress. I heard a similar voice in one of those ASMR things. Voice like Candy I think her name was.

[@Lynesa950]

It's Lucy Pyre, another ffxiv vtuber

[@kokayinewsome9308]

@@Lynesa950 oh.

[@dntthe88]

Several people missed the joke

[@kokayinewsome9308]

@@dntthe88 what joke? That Chair ignores Lucy?

[@LucyPyre]

it's not like i wanted you to acknowledge me or anything anyway thanks this collab activated my daddy issues, would do again

[@WinkleAbiding]

Was only recently recommended your vids, great stuff, cant wait to hear more on your suffering

[@juliog5206]

This is a red flag 🚩 too for not linking your page

[@GabeHighlander]

wasn't expecting you here that's for sure. fitting tho

[@Ntwolf1220]

Mom

[@LucyPyre]

@B S he’s really committed to not noticing me :(

[@zookfoodle6977]

Getting someone new to fall for the Cape Westwind meme is like winning the lottery twice

[@cyan_2169]

As the new player who fell for the meme, it is my holy mission to pass on the meme to future generations till I die.

[@Cassapphic]

One of my friends made the joke to her girlfriend before she queued into it, and it made her so scared she didn’t do westwind for several days and thought others saying it’s actually easy we’re trying to trick her.

[@nolchannel4950]

@@cyan_2169 MiniLevel for Cape Westind is being lowered. The meme LITERALLY died today.

[@stormychu5677]

There was a streamer who pretty much rage quit the game because they were let down by cape westwind. They fell for meme and quit lol.

[@Poldovico]

Yeah, that's who the meme is for. No shit the old legacy player's not laughing.

[@Nasurek1]

Ah, a beautiful duet, featuring a cat girl voiced by a man who sounds dead inside and a cat boy voiced by a woman who IS dead inside but sounds perfectly sanguine and enthusiastic. Truly a masterpiece of cultural critique.

[@rezanators]

Truly amazing duality of man (or miqote?) Chair is the protagonist and Lucy is his Ardbert counterpart

[@RocoPwnage]

I like saying the Cape Westwind joke because the more unfunny it gets the more funny it becomes.

[@ugxsan]

Isn't that just the hard rule of Internet humor?

[@WhisperByte]

Also known as Seth MacFarlane school of comedy

[@anenemystand5582]

They don't seem to understand. Comedy isn't about entertaining. It's about inflicting pain on your fellow human.

[@kingnewgameplus6483]

The among us principle

[@ugxsan]

@@anenemystand5582 More than that, it's about letting your fellow man inflict pain on himself and then laughing about it so hard they have no choice but to laugh with you.

[@TheNikKon]

I have come to accept that escaping Lucy is an impossibility.

[@gmkgoat]

Just embrace her. It. Just embrace it. The subscribe button.

[@zym6687]

@@gmkgoat And Satan's warm embrace

[@UltaFlame]

Ave Satania

[@Jjjjxxxxe]

You don't like that early 2000s Funiamtion dub grating side chracter vibe?

[@Bright_Jockhu]

Deffo i possible

[@DEATHBYFIRE09]

Now now, there are absolutely legitimate reasons to have cure I on your hotbar. For example, you go into your roulette, and get thousand maws. Ugh, you think, the most boring dungeon in the game. Lets just get this over with. Your party charges forward, eager to get past this blight on the games dungeon list, and you reach the first pull. Everyone starts DPSing, and the tank looks like he could use a heal. Remembering that early dungeons can be... kind of finicky when it comes to damage numbers, you decide to heal early, muscle memory going to afflatus. Whoops, you chuckle, remembering that one doesn't unlock for a few levels. Your finger moves a few keys over, and you hit your GCD heal workhorse, cure II. The tank takes more damage, and almost dies now. Wait, what. Your heart sinks, your eyes dart to your hotbar. Cure II doesn't unlock until level 30 - and this dungeon is synced to 27! In a panic, you open your actions menu, eyes scouring the list to find that worthless newb trap, but its too late. The tank falls, and you can feel the judgement of the universe closing in. Everyone is laughing at you, you, the perfect legend, the master raider, clearer of all content, because you let a tank die in the first pull! Your stomach falls, you forget how to breath. You mess up your raise combo, and swiftcast aero by mistake. A DPS dies. The laughter gets louder. Your hands are shaking so hard that you drop your mouse. When you pick it up, the last DPS is dead, and you are on your way out. You wipe. Everyone respawns. Taking a deep breath, you type into chat the words you memorised long ago, the mantra of every healer who has made a mistake. Words you never thought you'd need to use again. "Sorry, fat fingered :("

[@SlimeyCube26]

My god... dude.... never had a comment that resonate with me so much.

[@kriesas]

Oh you too huh?

[@CulturedDegenerate]

This was a Rollercoaster of a comment

[@alexstoeger1721]

This is why I keep cure 1 on a hot bar key that I don't use normally just so it is on my screen to switch it's place with cure 2 if I find myself level synced below where I have cure 2 without having to open menus

[@TheAravisTarkheena]

O.O Wooow this is EXACTLY the feelings! What Slimey said lol!

[@GamesAndWhales]

Oh god it’s Lucy. Normally I need to mentally prepare for the cringe. I’m so caught off guard.

[@ismHAKUREI]

Cringe is the right word

[@SaltyGround]

I needed a warning, was not given.

[@RagnaRagnus]

so was this a planned crossover or did chair just get possessed mid recording and decided to keep it in

[@ryshazeux4099]

Yes.

[@crystalf1608]

yes

[@Stormzsayshi]

yes

[@gateauxq4604]

Yes.

[@Riku-Leela]

Yes

[@Cassapphic]

The best thing is every viera name is lore compliant since they choose whatever name they want after leaving home. Yes even names like Y’lanna Hiqoh which totally aren’t from an ex catgirl.

[@skeletonwar4445]

Ah yes. The classic lorefriendly viera... "Koom'in Mi'Ahs"

[@Cassapphic]

@@skeletonwar4445 its more lore compliant than literal random text because viera often name themselves after things they like, sooooo

[@microsoftword5249]

My Viera is named Fashion Police

[@ishisshusisusjki8274]

@Noots normally roegadyns' names have adjective+noun, so I'm not sure if that would count But there's some amazing npc names from them, my favourite is of my squadron recruits atm named "Careless Whisper"

[@astridarideout1864]

@@ishisshusisusjki8274 there's also "walking atlas" in... idylshire i think? everytime i run past that npc, i can't help but think "gee, you must be fun at parties"

[@lyschyk19]

My Character is literally named Kaiba Man and I've been scolded for not playing Astro and making Yugioh puns. I am FORCED to carry a red flag.

[@luckylucii262]

As a player with a Yami Bakura alt, I see this as our loophole to hold the red flag proudly for we are simply engaging in total immersion

[@shd_samurai9676]

This is the crossover we needed, but don't deserve.

[@Walkuriie]

Whos the other voice?

[@ihorrudynskyi466]

@@Walkuriie Lucy Pyre

[@enderpin]

I disagree STRONGLY

[@thexiamon]

@@ihorrudynskyi466 And her content is great

[@mysnsux09]

@@Walkuriie Mishapen Chair's body pillow

[@ducksama8558]

A Lucy Pyre crossover. The cringe is perfect

[@linkinsg]

Who is she, no idea

[@ducksama8558]

@@linkinsg she's a relatively new youtuber with a v-tuber persona. She makes videos were she'll talk about Final Fantasy XIV jobs, races, waifus. But she doesn't only make XIV videos, she also makes pokémon videos where she'll play through only using a certain singular pokémon. She's also extremely self aware in being a queen of cringe. She might not be for everyone, but I'd suggest you give her a look. Her channel's name is Lucy Pyre.

[@michaelharrison2093]

She's dope

[@bradreee7290]

Dude I respect Lucy for her ability to make me feel a cringe so deep and visceral it has to be her brand I mean that in the nicest way possible

[@casskets]

love that they do give a tooltip about limit break but it's in sastasha and in the middle of being bombarded by at least 3 more and probably clicked through while running after a tank who's already halfway to the wall

[@estebandecheron6792]

Good memories.

[@Cassapphic]

If they popped up when you UNLOCK sastasha I’m certain 10x more players would know it exists

[@Tegan_The_Nobody]

Wait that's where you learn about limit break?!

[@Nickulator]

Bruh STAAHP

[@weberman173]

@@Cassapphic tbf, the BIGGER problem is that the limit break icon dosnt appear in the hotbar.. but has to be manualy assigned via the actions menu.. which well thats kinda bad

[@Tomoka51]

Feeling very awkward now because I very often let people know it's my first time in a trial or raid so they aren't surprised when I bite the dust to some mechanics. I do the asking if there's anything I should know thing too. Just seems like a polite thing to do oof

[@gsp1995]

I do it too. It's fine. Don't listen to them.

[@castoputa]

It’s perfectly good etiquette and they’re only really teasing, they would help out too if asked dw ❤️

[@LucyPyre]

tbh fam to give u some context, it's because when someone types that politely it makes me realize they're a good person and i'm just a degenerate and i'm terrified that they will notice and realize i am inferior to them. in other words, it's a red flag because it shows me the Truth

[@godhand2018]

Nothing wrong with just typing that at the start to let people know. But I had a tank recently who said it was his first time and he stopped in front of every boss and asked us to explain what it does... by the 3rd boss I just pulled it for him because if you wanna know it's abilities read them up on the fucking wiki or something instead of going in blind and expecting people to type that shit out to you.

[@junky2fk]

It’s not awkward. Do not actually take Chair’s video seriously LOL If it’s your first, let your party know so we can go into the raid/dungeon with the appropriate expectations.

[@diegomo1413]

The absolute worst part about dying is having your name appear in the healer’s full body convulsions level of cringe rez macro. This fear has made me a much better player.

[@nightdreamwish]

I never knew this fear until today where i will get raised and killed right after as i try to heal myself and can see the text chat start to be filled with my name being rezed.

[@concentratedregret6394]

Huh, I just normally swiftcast, raise, heal and move on (and maybe throw in a sry if they died from me not paying attention - if you get knocked off the arena, that's on you). Perhaps there is merit in cringing people away from death, it's not like I needed that fat chocobo mount anyway.

[@abs_nobody]

shoutout to the ast parser in one of my raid roulette who died to aoe from refusing to stop casting malefic, released, and screamed for a wipe so he can get better parse, only to witness pld carry it to finish and run off with need roll on drops

[@PhantaminiumTC]

The second I heard my main girl, anime rap demon herself appear I shed a tear

[@neon9152]

"Having a lore appropriate name," well, I got called out.

[@asaericson2882]

I recently played through ARR again on an alt and when I emerged from the cape westwind opening cutscene there were a bunch of markers everywhere, actually got me confused and activated a fight or flight response until I remembered where I was lol

[@NauyaIsOnline]

I don't know if it's much of a Red Flag as it is just a symptom of the times but I've had a couple of WoW refugee friends who just flat out ignored their job quests up until level 80. I mean I don't know whether to be distressed or impressed since they made it that far on just base abilities, not even having their job stone. You ever seen a level 80 Gladiator who doesn't even HAVE a job stone to begin with? I'm honestly surprised no one they queued with pointed it out or told them to do their job quests. When I played with them again I had to ask them why they weren't using a job stone and they replied with "What's a job stone?" and also mentioned "I hope other classes are more interesting because I got all my skills at like level 30 and it's been really boring since" Needless to say, I sat them down afterwards and told them how important job quests were and that they're literally missing like 80% of their class by not doing them.

[@souImenace]

Honestly that's kinda impressive and concerning, although it speaks volumes about their raw ability for the game, hope your friends are having a blast with all their new skills

[@iaxacs3801]

That's impressive and funny.

[@Adu767]

@@souImenace "raw ability" my ass, it just means content takes way longer and their entire party has to pick up the slack

[@Pagewaster]

The Cape Westwind one will never stop being funny. I'll hold the red flag high.

[@thormag]

Agreed,

[@foreverfizz8]

It was never funny

[@luckylucii262]

I'd argue that its only funny when you can trick a whole party of sprouts, if there's only one or its a sprout thats an obvious alt it just becomes irritating and very much someone thinking they're funnier then they actually are

[@PowerArmorV113]

Then, Now, Forever

[@LucasBernardesRosa]

I will ride the dead horse of Cape Westwind for as long as Praetorium still has unskippable cutscenes!

[@christophertorres114]

"It's worse when the healer is a couple with the tank" well me and my beefy au'ra healer bf wouldn't know anything about that

[@joripien]

If you're a melee dps there is, in fact, a tutorial for limit break, and that tutorial is called The Chrysalis

[@dylangreen192]

So about the LB thing, I got the LB tutorial when I got into my first guildheist before I learned that guildheists are dumb. Then the game slapped me with the LB tutorial, the guildheist tutorial, and about 2 other tutorials at the same time, right when the battle was starting. My thought process was "I need to get this shit off my screen so I can stop standing around and being useless. If it's important, it'll probably come up later." And then it never came up later until a friend told me to put it on my hotbar.

[@Rc3651]

Yeah, ARR tutorials tell you most of what you need to know but they always pop up at the worst times

[@fortissears5388]

Alternate title: "wooden sitting receptacle with split personality disorder rants about a game he put 1000 hours in."

[@abs_nobody]

6.0 update: playing a healer that heals by doing dps, only to not do dps and consequently drop the tank is a massive red flag

[@NeoZhinzo]

"Heals by doing DPS" is one of those. "Well... technically it's true..." things. In reality, Kardia's cure potency is less than that of scholar's fairy, so if the fairies weren't keeping someone up, Kardia never stood a chance.

[@AxelFireDancer]

My fav raise macro was “your boss might not give you a raise but here I will” had me laughing the entire encounter

[@BoP]

This filler arc has actually been really entertaining. Thank you for all the content you put out chair!

[@miyagi_draws]

Damn. Im hearing lucy pyre in the middle of my monotone chair. I need to call an exorcist

[@shiru.v]

nah I'm pretty sure my ears will start bleeding if I watch the crossover parts fully, I'm sorry

[@dyeustitan]

"Notice me, NOTICE ME" in the background had me cryingggg lol

[@ViddyOJames]

all five of the red flags involve avoiding the people who made this video

[@lazydave9761]

rofl, I got the same feeling. using terms like 'shitter' unironically and thinking you're hot shit at a fucking mmo is some top tier cringe.

[@Joeyfield0]

This feels just like stormblood, everyone is busy talking about the antagonist, while I decided not to pay attention. Suddenly there's a big event, like a crossover, and now I have to pay attention again.

[@zyfus5128]

Just like yesterday when i did grimlhyt dark for the first time, there was a mentor who immediately said: Hello. I'm here to help. And then prompted to use in-game text whenever he popped a defensive or invuln...last but not least he said after the first boss (he explained the strat right before every single boss): Did you not want my help, not all people appreciate it. I mean he could have just been nice, but i got the "bad mentor" vibe from him. A sociopath or something along those lines

[@ubermaster1]

People always call me an ass, but I literally do not trust any person with the mentor icon. Most just grinded it for thr in-game rewards and don't care to actually be kind and teach people, and others are usually completely silent. Call me judgemental but good lord a lot of these mentors are awful.

[@palyername]

ah yes, the msq roulette comm beggar

[@MrMyCake]

The greatest crossover in the history of crossovers, and they never even directly talked to each other.

[@AlexWaff]

You can unequip job stones so you can use the class bars for storage space when making your fancy UI macros that bring out toggleable lists of your job sets.

[@briceg986]

Or just use alternative UIs..

[@cleotasberkley9048]

I made it to the final dungeon of 5.0 when a friend asked me if I knew when to use limit break. I didn't even have it on my hotbar. He very nearly had an aneurysm.

[@deathofanation7ify]

Yeah think it was around that point I was in a msq dungeon and the tank was just typing LB over and over. I was the melee dps and had no idea what they meant :/

[@drifter7002]

Can confirm that Samurai Catgirls are irredeemable. Deep in the torturous pits of E8S prog, I was dared to Fantasia into a catgirl until I cleared. I immediately felt the dopamine rush as raw unadulterated power entered my form. After a 4 month deadlock, I cleared in a week. I did change back and forsake this power... for a time. Now my raid alt is a catgirl samurai. Once you get a taste of the darkness, it never leaves and you will not be able to forget. Now you must live with your choices and accept the consequences. If you're gonna dress like an e-girl, you gotta get them pretty pink e-girl parses too.

[@ToastyCoyote]

The juxtaposition of the voices gave me whiplash.

[@thesparrow1116]

About the cape westwind point, a funny event happened where my friend group was telling my friend about how cape westwind, which he was approaching, was gonna be extemely hard and requires some massive amount of guide studying as a prank, he got uninterested in continuing past ARR cause of it and legit didnt play for like half a year till he found out it was a meme lmao

[@cashnelson2306]

Oh my fucking God the raise macro thing. Wild to me that those are so common in a community as pathologically opposed to "toxicity" as this one

[@nkozi]

This is one hell of voice training demonstration.

[@thomasgarza9304]

Misshapen Chair and Lucy Pyre in the same video? Thal's balls, no one is safe!

[@asdoasdllasiuwiu]

free cure is valid if you put it on the far end of your hotbar. sometimes low level dungeons dont have cure 2

[@NargaCat]

4:10 No, this, unironically. I will never respect healers who use macros for raise just so they can call out exactly WHO DIED.

[@emiliouchila]

I feel personally attacked with the tank-healer couple lmao.

[@KortezRisma]

Redmage mains are walking red flags (cries in rdm main)

[@raptorofwar4415]

5:20 The "Are you proud," sounded so different that it threw me.

[@intensellylit4100]

What if people with lore appropriate names just hit the random generator because they care that little? True elite gamers

[@russianbias8003]

I unironically hate Lucy Pyre and everytime I hear her voice I get the urge to usher in the 8th umbral era

[@GaleGrim]

9:54 you think I can't combined those memes? HA "It's impressive that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime would include this high-end challenging but fair and engaging 8 player cooperative instanced content known as cape westwind to it's friendly and nontoxic player base as well!"

[@shanemoody529]

Gotta disagree there, the cape westwind meme is infinitely more bearable than the free trial meme. At least when I queue into cape westwind once every 2 months the meme is over in a minute flat. The free trial meme tho, its everywhere. constantly. I could uninstall ff and still have to deal with that meme.

[@SolidCakes]

Now that my mind is clear. I love both of you, thank you for this.

[@Monstergirl-ologist]

In this video Mr. Chair slips into and out of a coma and a demon posses him for the duration

[@SergirothGames]

What’s the problem with lore-fitting names? It’s easy to press the dice a few times until you find a bearable one😝

[@HalikBun]

That feeling when you need to have Cure I somewhere on your bar for the occasional time you get put into Sastasha and no longer have cure II, or any other heal.

[@KuroeNezumi]

Hey! I'm not passive aggresive. I just really don't feel I'm adequate at the game yet, so as a new player I always ask for mechanics and stuff when doing an unknown dungeon or trial. If we're screwing up constantly and I notice why, I will say it straight up tho, or just ask if there's something we're missing otherwise to think through what we can do. Not talking is as bad as being passive agressive.

[@ProjectBongo]

Im a PLD main and I had GF that was a white mage main. Once I actually had to cast Clemency on MYSELF! so I dumped that dead weight. The nerve!

[@jaknafein]

Thank you for speaking up against raise macros

[@FOBStevie21]

This video feels like a red flag

[@nomimonowacolade]

I don't know i can't stop laughing at "Pressing Butons"

[@tarnax1022]

When I heard Lucy's voice the first time I thought I was losing my mind

[@chichiblack9196]

Joke's on you, us Samurai mains gets a glimpse at true divine power in endwalker with Namikiri.

[@cjn0423]

I knew we would come to a day where even kindness triggers people.

[@ifiwereyou222]

The collab is with Lucy Pyre btw. The Daddy issues demonese.

[@fallen1046]

You just give me the best birthday present, my 2 favorite FFxiv content creator made a video together? Love u

[@generalriot1804]

high pitched femoid noises make my ear drums kill themselves

[@obi-wan-pierogi]

The only reason I found out about LB as soon as I did is I’m the type of player that watches a guide for every new dungeon or type of content I unlock on the second limit break was mentioned I was like “ oh that seems useful damn” and started popping that down as bard when the bosses were low.

[@HayTatsuko]

Just wanna say, thanks for showing me a _good_ way to set up keyboard skills (1-5 + QERT with mod keys; I also use F and G). Pretty much covers 99% of what I do on any Job. and lets me actually reach all of the keys involved, even if it makes my left hand look like a tap-dancing spider on Jet-Alert.

[@TheDestroyer5670]

did she really say, "you haven't even considered the possibility of rough pegging"

[@reykas_]

This is my favorite anime crossover. Great works guys!

[@GabeHighlander]

oof, deviantart also, I play a catgirl with a lore-accurate name and wear a mentor crown and offer advice in dungeons. could I get anymore toxic

[@luxxy707]

Didn't expect the song at the end lol

[@Ningflingslinger]

Why does this feel like he made a deal with the devil somehow?

[@shanehunt3019]

I kept Cure on my hotbar for exactly one dungeon after I got Cure 2. Then I realized that I literally never used it the whole dungeon, didn't get even close to MP loss and got to spam Stone/Aero more. Got deleted, never looked back.

[@weberman173]

~~until you get levle synched into low levle content and realize "oh fuck"~~ but jokes asside there ARE still actual reassons to use cure I after getting cureII they are rare, and situational, but not non existant

[@PokeBattlerJaze]

2:20 "Now it feels like you are in a dungeon with your mom or teacher." B...but I was a teacher ;-;

[@kenzie2191]

With the cape westwind joke I just give a spongebob reference “How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man?”

[@zevids2583]

greatest collab in the history of FFXIV

[@akaru9532]

You know what? I'm gonna make a conscious effort to beat the cape westwind meme further into the dirt. You've *inspired* me lucy.

[@keijho792]

Didn’t know I didn’t need this collab until today

[@Midnightgamer00]

wait I am new here, first video I watch from you, I do have the question though, when the voice changes, is that Lucy Pyre I am hearing?

[@CountSabazios]

When a girl brings up "pegging" out of nowhere, THAT is a red flag!

[@TheLucidChiba]

But like an interesting shade of red though

[@noxconrepo7682]

There is a guy on Lamia who used to be named Holy Terror, keeps getting banned and coming back, he types essay format with citations.

[@JuliETrevA]

Gonna raise an objection here on the lore appropriate names, I do it for my characters in MMOs and all I do is raid and log off after raiding.

[@leof.1251]

my favorite shitty content creator AND my favorite cringe demon queen?! a match made in some weird purgatory that I thoroughly enjoy

[@Fury614]

Hearing about the freecure bait reminded me I had a healer using cure 1 on me, the tank, in Grand Cosmos :) I felt pure suffering

[@yammez1]

I like to think me and my lore appropriate name perform well untill two people called Joe Swanson and Tesco Mealdeal join the raid and you already know my parse will be completely clowned on.

[@violentincantation]

implying i wanted to spend more time coming up with a name rather than hitting the random button so i could level and raid.

[@influentialdetour]

the most unhinged Chair video

[@galeden5700]

I enter every roulette I go into with a "Hello there" and give my comm to the first person who responds with the only appropriate answer of "General Kenobi"

[@LensMusicBox]

Idk if my name is lore appropriate, I just read somewhere that moon catboys get a letter after their name so I just dropped it in there cuz I suck at naming stuff. Plus makes my name look a lil fancy lol

[@KawarrenD]

There was so much combined cringed in this video that I have to have it on repeat for the whole maintenance just to comprehend it all.

[@dafire9634]

our favorite chair getting in the big leagues and doing collaborations,great content

[@icarusavery5691]

*looks around nervously in "politely tells the party this is my first time"*

[@sendhugstoyuki]

Do you hear something? Yep a mouse squeeking. Ahh my ears!!

[@TheAusar]

That's an absolutely lit collab, and you should do more of that.

[@classof09official]

As a parsing healer, yes. We do blame you when you die to mechs. And you will have to wait for SC or the RDM. It's not my fault you can't move out of AOE's :') I'm not dropping a GCD to overcorrect your mistakes.