Just One Day - 2winz² (Official Video)

Official video for "Just One Day" by 2winz². Stream the hit new single from TBD, AtSign, Juunyur, and Dale here: spoti.fi/2OUh8e1
Music Produced/Mixed/Mastered by Jonah Scott: thealtogether.bandcamp.com/
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[@briandavidgilbert]

Juunyur is my bias #stanJuunyur stream Just One Day: spoti.fi/2OUh8e1

[@danang5]

hey same

[@Anilikedifranco]

if prince philip stanned juunyyr he wouldn’t have died 🤚🏻

[@sphortball8503]

quadruplets huh?

[@elisecapetillo5011]

@@Anilikedifranco BESTIE IM CRYING HSDJIDDI 😭😭😭

[@lakshmib3298]

You're my bias baby david gilbert

[@ThisXGuy12]

Dale used to be my favorite member until after a show, I asked him for an autograph and instead he gave me his business card because it was "more practical"

[@maninpurples3340]

underrated comment

[@missseaweed2462]

That makes him even more of a favorite because I'm Korean, ahaha.

[@snowyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

#standale #justonedale

[@garrettdowns9369]

Ask him to autograph the business card.

[@miya1285]

@@missseaweed2462 what does you being korean have to do with this?

[@maxwellclark2345]

Yeah I like BTS B - Brian T - Tavid S - Silbert

[@swiftly_produced2694]

Or BTS B = Bavid T = Tavid S = Savid

[@madeofcastiron]

or BTS B - Brian T - Tdavid S - Sgilbert

[@isabellarussell4407]

Guys I just made the discovery... BTS legitimately has a song called “Just One Day” ALSO 2Wingz looks like it’s actually a kpop band already too. I didn’t know BDG genius went this far...

[@mahbluebird]

B- Brian T- (two)winz S- Squared

[@blipster0074]

B - Dale T - Dale S - Dale

[@PieNumber4]

Juunyur was deadass about to rhyme "Three" with "Door" and Dale saved him.

[@Lunar_Atronach]

Oh, now I want to see the cut where dale doesn't save all the rhymes in this song and everything is as smooth as a mouth of gravel

[@SeanTBarrett]

No, the earlier line that rhymes with "open the door" was "had in store". The main lyrics go "close; for; bros; store; sea; three; door". Dale's rhymes are self-contained and aren't needed to make the rhymes work. Congrats, bdg played ya.

[@MrWhateverfits]

@@SeanTBarrett Without dales part it would have gone "It was like I was lost at sea, Living life as us three, but then you opened the door" Those are Juunyur's lines without Dales so how does three rhyme with door? Cause Juunyur's line are self contained from AtSign's.

[@wardjaeger8954]

I think Sean has a point about Dale’s rhymes being self-contained. The same pattern occurs in verse 2, although the rhymes come at a faster pace. AtSign, TBD, and Juunyur’s lines end with “Dale; sale; price; buy; fly; nice; towelette; debt; die”. Die doesn’t quite rhyme with price/nice, but the vowel sound makes it work. Meanwhile, Dale’s lines end with “year; [interrupted]; rag; nag”, which doesn’t match what anyone else is singing. In my opinion, in the first verse, the fact that door rhymed with Dale’s lines was coincidental.

[@cursedGalataea]

@@MrWhateverfits the joke is the line is probably supposed to be "living life as us four" because there's four of them, but they changed it to three to spite Dale

[@jellysauce3938]

I like to think that Dale did the filming for everyone else but when the time came to film his part, everyone else was suddenly ‘busy’ so he had to record himself in a mirror.

[@EssentialNPC]

broooooo that makes so much sense, I just thought it was because he was taking the proper time to get dressed a BRUSH HIS FRICKING HAIR, Atsign.

[@oisincollins9463]

I think that he's the only one who can still afford rent

[@zarkflappysheep]

i love how this man can give us a psychological horror about grief and then a second later give us this

[@Rscreen]

Its like there channel has a personality disorder

[@theguythatdraws7392]

Hey zark

[@shinyplaid]

bold of you to assume this isn't psychological horror about grief

[@qorbo7908]

@{MadWolfie} it’s his last video, “Teaching jake how to use a camcorder” or something like that. It’s hard to watch

[@raoul22]

Hello little goblin boy !

[@falloutfreeman627]

It's a nice touch that Dale assumes it's a miscount first because he knows how stupid they are

[@Nepeta-Leijon]

lmfao

[@spaceowel363]

his face would be disappointed not confused

[@Kyara7]

If I'm being honest Junnyur has a very high chance of having failed Algebra

[@sendronebricks]

Holy shit you are right lmaoo.

[@amitaish1055]

The next line also rhymes with 4 so it seems like it was supposed to be 4

[@Lucasplaysbass]

The true tragedy of this song is how hard Dale's verse was about to be. RELEASE THE DALE CUT

[@johnatkinson1111]

The iTunes/Spotify version doesn’t have the blender going off but Dale still ends early

[@boxboi7492]

#Releasethedalecut

[@dontasklongstory]

#releasethedalecut

[@Project_Kritical]

After multiple listens and careful volume adjustments, here’s what I’ve been able to make out: “Day after day I’ve been warning you guys, We’re not as rich as you think, and I think it is wise If we take a quick brea- Are you blending something right now?” …. Pretty good!

[@gav7692]

#ReleaseTheDaleCut

[@Molteniceee]

My favorite part of this song is Juunyur trying to convince Dale they were talking about someone else named Dale and then immediately giving up when realizing that will never work

[@agatha968]

atsign also did this

[@degeneratemilkhater5696]

I find it funnier when Atsign does this because it's "not you" then almost immediately followed by him talking shit about Dale

[@matehiqu9905]

they try to pretend they're not talking about him for like 10 seconds until they give up

[@pendafen7405]

They've been doing this their entire life, by now it's just token last-ditch protests from Dale. The others probably barely even hear him anymore.

[@mulethedonkey2579]

juunyur is negging dale, it feels worse when you know people are pretending vs them just being a bully. watch out for douchey stuff like this!

[@raxmax1421]

I'm honestly upset by how we were robbed of Dale's solo by the blender.

[@chatsmeow2997]

It's on Spotify! He still gets cut off, but because the blender is in a different room it's not in the recording ;)

[@aTimeToBe_]

@@chatsmeow2997 thank you!

[@hovokovo5570]

Preach

[@darthventor1312]

@@chatsmeow2997 that’s fuckin’ GENIUS

[@alexwilder8315]

@Denjaminable the band now has over 4000 monthly listeners 😂

[@brentdawson584]

So he doesn't just have a good range. He's a baritone, two tenors, and a strong falsetto all in one

[@andrewkiluk]

Do you mean singing range or video genre range? Never mind it's clearly both.

[@danaltamirano2546]

My man wakes up with different ranges, video ideas and personalities.

[@somerandomgoblin2583]

theory: brian is a shapeshifter, but only with his vocal cords (or folds, to be more accurate)

[@LastJames]

@@somerandomgoblin2583 what are you talking about those are clearly his brothers

[@ezrasmith-pohl8503]

Personal theory: Dale came up with the idea for this song in order to get 2winz^2 out of a tough financial spot. He knows how much exposure a band break-up can get, so he made a song to make it look like they broke up when they were all in on it. The rhymes and flow between each of the band members is way too clean to be off the cuff, and now the mastermind Dale has paved the way for a future tearjerker redemption all about how important family is, all while 2winz^2 is swimming in cat food money.

[@niteliniN]

since has been quite a while since we heard anything from 2winz^2 I think they are just uncomfortable moist with cat food.

[@sofiamansour-tehrani4727]

Headcanon accepted. The brothers actually all having good relationships is so wholesome, I love it! And we know he’s as a savvy, self-aware realist it would make sense for Dale to be the most tuned into how to manipulate public perception for their gain. Maybe Dale was always the FANS’ least favourite of the group because he doesn’t have the others’ aesthetics and dramatic flair and they inadvertently overshadowed him, which they felt bad about as fans neglected him and pitted them against each other. So the break-up enables him to show off his talent with solo songs for long enough to earn his brothers’ fans’ respect. 2twinz^2-1 meanwhile is noticeably missing something. It’s just not the same. The fans appreciate Dale and the overall group dynamic much more when he returns.

[@kevinwillems8720]

@@niteliniN I men we heard them before the robot apocalypse

[@creditsunknown7974]

​@@niteliniN Yeah I think the canonically robot uprising may have caused their lack of music nowadays

[@Verity58]

Wait, hold up Apparently, I missed something. Canonical robot uprising??

[@RosieG9012]

I just picked up on the fact that Junyur’s lyric about “we’re never gonna die” implies he thinks the word “debt” means “death” lol

[@zeeb2190]

i mean, the debt is gonna kill them eventually

[@RigoVids]

He even says debt like death, thanks for the comment

[@butdoicaretho]

Lmao I’m glad you caught that cause I thought he was just being random/chaotic as hell 😭

[@SeekerofWeird__]

This could also be “we’re never gonna die” as in, popularity. 2winz^2 will always be a hit and never “die” like people say “disco is dead,” thus always making plenty of money off of their music and not having to worry about debt or bills. Although the air quotes do suggest he either doesn’t know what debt is or doesn’t think they have any, at the very least…

[@antuglypoop2226]

This wouldn't have happened if they did the sibling dance

[@tychoderkommentator2989]

But the sibling dance is for a maximum of 3 people...

[@Dude27th]

@@tychoderkommentator2989 they make the sibling dance without Dale

[@maybeedouble]

@@Dude27th yes obviously 😌

[@swiftly_produced2694]

Exactly

[@KattReen]

Ah yes, the standard boyband setup... The cute one, the older-looking handsome one, the bad boy, and the fiscally responsible accountant

[@zillionalb462]

As one of four children: can confirm

[@smulangel2294]

But which one are yoh

[@Vyolenthings]

Your boyband doesn’t have an accountant?

[@Fisinocean]

@@Vyolenthings the accountant is the best part of all boybands

[@jamesbowers5478]

Dale, Dale, Dale, and Dale

[@The1Goby]

The fact that this song was RELEASED, let alone finished, just shows how stupid, tone-deaf, and desperate the rest of the quadruplets are. Forget about the fact that this whole song is practically 4 minutes of TBD bullying Dale, with AtSigns and Juunyur basically enabling it. The sheer nerve for TBD to instantly turn around and publically ask their mother for money in the SAME SONG is just a new low for this band. Honestly, I can't wait for Dale to come out with his own album. He was always held back by his brothers.

[@tikatoo]

It's a shame that basically none of them are on speaking terms anymore. TBD seemed like a bad influence, but honestly AtSigns and Juunyur deserved a chance to make it right, and definitely didn't deserve to lose each other. I think I heard somewhere that Dale wanted to step out of the spotlight for a while, and I absolutely cannot blame him. Not sure where I heard that though, 'cause I also heard that he had some crazy experimental stuff in the works. We'll see; I'd love to hear from him again.

[@smiletoda4448]

After their work with that murder-robot I was appalled, and have to say this song came as no surprise. Dale always deserved better, and I'm glad he finally had the strength to leave the three others behind. Rumours has it that their mother went no-contact with them after this, she's even refused multiple interviews. Seems this break was the final straw for so many people. Shame, too. I honestly thought better of Juunyur at least, he always seemed so sweet to me. I'm honestly heartbroken to see such a seemingly genuine band go down in flames, I've got so many good memories listening to their songs. Got me through some tough times

[@noizepusher7594]

And it’s clear that their were so proud of this song that when things got too heated they deleted all of their other songs EXCEPT this one

[@emeraldicarus5775]

I heard as of late that TBD has actually been selling all of their tweed stuff and talking to Dale to try and get a loan. Really a shame, but it is nice to see that karma does truly hit. Dale's album is going to be amazing once it is made. Especially if he releases the cut part of this song.

[@stickychocolate8155]

Y'all are high on turd fumes. Dale was always the lamest member of TBD. His singing lines were always trash and if he ever makes a solo album it will be the flop of the century.

[@callmekitto]

It's honestly impressive how he captured all the different Boy Band Voice tonalities

[@pendafen7405]

Vocally it's as good if not better as anything put out by the legit 1990s bubblegum boybands.

[@bareakon]

It's fun to think about it from the perspective of the girl they're singing to. You hook up with 3 pop star quadruplets in a bar, expecting a whirlwind of romance and decadence. Instead they just whine about their brother, and they keep asking you to buy their drinks cos their mom never sent them the money they asked for.

[@nixhyacinth]

secret ending where you turn them all down and end up with dale in a financially secure relationship...

[@unculturedswine5583]

@@nixhyacinth dale is swell and has the voice of an angel, youre a lucky girl

[@armageddongirl612]

@@nixhyacinth To get this ending, you have to pick the most negative options for the 3 members, then you eventually get secret options that give you Dale Points and, at the end of the game, you see him in a bookstore where he reads economics books and you fall in love on first sight. Wow, that was a lot to write

[@juliamaria3807]

@@armageddongirl612 Someone make this into a dating sim please

[@SuidicalRaccoon]

@@juliamaria3807 Quidruplet band : the dating sim.

[@BrodyAnimates]

this one guy in different wigs is better than any boy band that ever existed

[@bytecarter]

Brockhampton is pretty close tho

[@amusing_balderdash7764]

It’s the guy with the beanie monster

[@jasperhood9330]

Actually, I'd say its about exactly as good as every single boy band. But the content of the lyrics isn't brainless!

[@exosproudmamabear558]

I mean I love exo but this, this is a masterpiece

[@dominicjackson6122]

What do you mean by "this one guy in different wigs..." These are 4 individual human beings. Well 3 not including Dale.

[@artnotsosmart5062]

Obsessed with the detail of the camera having some specks of dust and hair for most of the shots, save for Dale's, who has absolutely cleaned the lens before filming.

[@helenfhnin]

I can't believe I never noticed that and now I have a new appereciation for this video all over again

[@rebeccahicks2392]

BDG tricked me into checking to see if my laptop screen was clean.

[@henrynelson9301]

Dale is also filmed at a higher framerate

[@Janne_Mai]

Holy shit! Instant rewatch.

[@ShalathePrinny]

Ahh yes the four styles of brother: office worker, k pop boy, 90's boy band, and sea captain.

[@FoxJ10027]

Guys, don't worry about Dale. He's got a great wife and kid that support him. In fact, he just bought a new camcorder for his son. He's just gotta teach him how to use it.

[@afullgrownadult2492]

Just got chills, thanks I hate it

[@memerman9268]

Uh oh

[@31nic]

OH......

[@hiddensquid3464]

Uhh... I don't get it

[@MCGKD]

This is not getting as much love as it deserves. 😆

[@eggboye5346]

you know Dale’s solo was gonna go so hard and then his brother just turned on the blender UGH 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@francescagearsolid]

it’s somewhat extended in the spotify cut but he still gets interrupted :(

[@blipster0074]

@@francescagearsolid it's just them arguing while the blender's on for 2 more minutes

[@TheAgentJesus]

@@blipster0074 that’s even better

[@anotherperson2627]

They are holding dale back

[@Fouhy.]

Litterally all I've been thinking

[@happyconstructor]

I like the idea that Juunyur opens every song by explaining the name of the band

[@EinDose]

It's like how Jason Derulo opened all his songs with him saying his name, it's a signature.

[@dylansickinger545]

I like how their names mean one of two things; either that’s their real names and someone actually named their kids TBD, Atsign, Joonyur, and Dale. Or, they came up with fake names for the band and Dale is just the name he chose for himself.

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Can't it be Dale is the *only* real name user?

[@fukwidgets]

The other three didn't tell Dale that they were going to use stage names

[@shelz0rtf2]

I like the implication that their parents weren't prepared for quadruplets and gave up on names after Dale and Junior.

[@dylansickinger545]

@@shelz0rtf2 oh that’s a good theory, one of them is named TBD

[@ezfruitjuicecubes6306]

or dale jt used his actual name but that's boring

[@anniebock9563]

I’m imagining a world where they had to write an apology song because their mom made them

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

This is a fantastic idea.

[@0BucketMask0]

That's hilarious

[@emmaolivera3018]

Yes

[@andrewbrooks6409]

🤣🤣🤣

[@nateexists6292]

We need this

[@ericbalaam47]

This what I imagine the relationship between Brian, David and Gilbert is like

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

This implies that he used to have Dale as a middle name but removed it.

[@twothreebravo]

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 It was his Confirmation name but he left the Catholic Church.

[@kevintarona2199]

@@twothreebravo No one officially leaves the Catholic church, they just end up ignoring it (like Dale)

[@humanwithaplaylist]

@@twothreebravo brian dale gilbert is what his name is in an alternate universe.

[@isidoooora]

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 you're wrong, Dale is his own boss and makes 20k a MONTH! How do you think he got those amazing suits?

[@veryvivid]

the uncanny degree to which brian has mastered boy band body language is highly disturbing

[@pendafen7405]

He had to have watched a hundred hours of Carter bros. content, just to get AtSign's movements and voice right alone.

[@manisian3652]

One of the things that I like about this is that dale actually seems like he was having fun singing in the beginning. And you can see his smile just disappear and it’s sad.

[@jacksongreen4107]

Honestly, he’s the best singer anyway. He’s better without them.

[@SpencerhasAJetPack]

This is just a visualization of Brian's logical mind being bullied by the other parts of his brain

[@haleydunning3819]

Exactly what I was thinking the whole time. Hope he's not bullying himself too hard irl

[@AxxLAfriku]

my mind is 155 iq thats why i never get dislikes or only rarely im so good

[@Daichifan1]

@@haleydunning3819 this'd better get a heart from Brian

[@user-uw4rq3uw7x]

Dale is the left brain

[@lucas56sdd]

@@user-uw4rq3uw7x Dale works very hard til his inevitable death brain

[@AkashWShah]

Can we acknowledge that this means either: Brian owned an entire tweed outfit or Brian bought an entire tweed outfit

[@FlamingSwordOfDoom]

yes and: brian bought an entire tweed outfit and then created this concept to give him an opportunity to wear it

[@Chl0ris]

@@FlamingSwordOfDoom It's the hurdy gurdy conundrum part 2

[@kylebrainpresents]

Can we acknowledge that this means either: Brian owned a hot tub made out of tweed or Brian bought a hot tub made out of tweed

[@anthrologyproductions676]

Can we acknowledge that this means either: Brian owned an entire weed farm or Brian bought an entire weed farm

[@rscotthopson]

You deserve what's coming to you

[@TimdeVisser86]

Every time I listen to this song I get hyped for Dale's solo verse and every time TBD blends all over it.

[@user-ux4gu2lh8c]

The spotify version doesnt have the blender edit: this comment was 9 months ago oops. well still

[@heikothedwarf]

@@user-ux4gu2lh8c it doesn't have the verse though :(

[@notgrubba]

The cherry on top of this song is the fact that on Spotify not only does the band logo cover Dale’s face on the cover art for the song, but the little video loop that appears while it plays only includes clips from AtSign, TBD, and Juunyur 😭

[@brockmckelvey7327]

Dale actually went on to have the best solo career of the group, then became best friends with an SNL-writer turned late-night host, then had a song on a Trolls movie

[@marthatitus5341]

they also got three brothers who make a comedy podcast to voice some of the characters in trolls... Dale was really missing his brothers that day

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Meanwhile, the remaining three members used the money from a marshmallow fluff sponsorship deal to buy a houseboat, which is now their only place to live. In an interview, they commented "We'll do whatever it takes to live without Dale."

[@marthatitus5341]

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 They sold their soul to the devil so they wouldn't have to live with Dale

[@checkerhat327]

@@marthatitus5341 their last known whereabouts was in an airplane made of tweed.

[@meh.5645]

Can't wait for Dale to inevitably go off and start a solo career that takes off into superstardom, leaving his brothers to fade into obscurity as he becomes the pop culture icon they never believed he could be #JusticeForDale

[@Alansaurus]

100% #JusticeForDale

[@wat5058]

Loses some impact when you actually see where the hashtag leads on KZbin...

[@Vyolenthings]

True

[@pedrorio5234]

so harry styles and one direction?

[@tim72]

bdg needs to start a 2wins^2 series where the trio attempts to make a career out of singing while dale leaves to pursue a new style of life and maybe makes his own songwriting career. #ReleaseTheDaleCut

[@thefairybug40]

In case you're wondering why this video gets at least one hit every single day, Brian, it's because this is my one-year-old's undisputed favorite song. Every time we play it, she smiles and laughs and tries to touch you through the screen. If she sees the thumbnail, she'd fuss at us until we play it. She's doing it right now as I type this, because I play it for her so much that it's always suggested to us and she can see it in the panel while I'm typing. She also likes your other work, like Laptop, the Shingles Jingle, and We Like Watching Birds, but this is the one she demands to hear daily.

[@kathansen6995]

That is so wholesome

[@cartkart1]

This is the best thing I have heard all day, and I just heard this song!

[@jayheretoslay]

aww that's so cute 🥺

[@CrooningRevival365]

Your baby has exquisite taste.

[@gb-wx3dv]

*jorts*

[@christopherklacka5292]

Dale's verse: Day after day I've been warning you guys We're not as rich as you think And I think it is wise If we take a quick break-

[@rbl4112]

Bless you

[@sazanamisama]

Best lyrics: "It's like I was lost at sea" "So un-shore"

[@bepeplia5086]

1st reply

[@tincanpenguin]

Wait I finally get it HAHAHAHAH

[@Molteniceee]

I DIDN'T PICK UP ON THAT, *nice*

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

Wait, wasn't that pun used in the dances moving finale song as well? Idk if its a callback but if it is thats cool

[@ArvelDreth]

That's not what it has in the captions.

[@saifuusuri]

Honestly the trope of having multiple characters with crazy names alongside a single character with a normal name never fails to make me smile.

[@maximusthedude8305]

It’s just like the Pacman ghosts: Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde. Those names are official, btw

[@baguettegott3409]

Yeah. Like you have Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf, Boromir, and then just... Sam. (Although ademittely, this effect wears off pretty fast. Aragorn sounds like a really normal name to me now. But it wasn't when I first read it)

[@GilCAnjos]

I don't think Dale is that crazy a name

[@gljames24]

Or like Temmie, Temmie, Temmie, and.... Bob

[@connorn1907]

@@gljames24 YES 😂

[@bindablinda]

I LOVE how TBD says "can't you see that OUR tweed style is nice" even though he ie the only one who wears tweed. I'm 100% sure that he was the one who bullied Dale originally and convinced AtSign and Juunyur to do the same because Dale is "not cool", like, AtSign and Juunyur are just dumb, but TBD is malevolent.

[@WB-xh6dw]

The line "I think you mean 'wet rag'" is a wonderfully self-contained joke

[@jonathanshavit822]

Explain? Or am I missing the obvious?

[@SeanTBarrett]

@@jonathanshavit822 I suspect he means that the act of singing "you mean 'wet rag'", that act is itself being a wet rag... though I don't think it really is. But that's my best guess at trying to make sense of the comment.

[@weeaboo869]

please turn this into a whole musical story arc about the boys learning that they're not quite complete without dale, and dale learning that he needs to loosen up a little

[@notmyfullname598]

they were just arses, #daledidnothingwrong, #AtsignJuunyurAndTBDareOverParty

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

With Sam on this, he just managed the finances and tried to go right along with the song.

[@yoshifan33]

@@youtubeuniversity3638 And they even interrupted him in the middle of his solo!

[@playertoo9730]

a little spiritual sequel to dances moving? now thats something to die for

[@MrLednard]

Nah. My boy Dale is better without the others holding him back.

[@alykat09]

“When my twins and I make videos here’s the basic gist, I would edit and produce and sing and balance the books and carry the entire goddamn band on my shoulders you ungrateful, self indulgent assholes!” -Dale

[@isidoooora]

this is the best thing ive read in a long time lmao

[@jiffy-jef]

omg

[@missseaweed2462]

I almost choked on my PBJ sandwich, but thank you.

[@0lelouchlamperouge0]

excellent callback

[@alykat09]

Well hot damn. Thanks you guys. I don’t often comment on things so being an active and noticed participant is wild to me. Is this what it feels like to win the Internet? Can I put this on my resume?

[@fran13r]

Uh, youtube puts this song randomly in the middle of a kpop playlist like 2 hours in and it always cracks me up. stan 2winz^2

[@deebee.1542]

nah we just stan dale

[@eliza592]

dale akgae

[@abathtub1411]

dale biases rise up

[@eliza592]

@@abathtub1411 he’s literally my ult

[@artistwithouttalent]

Maybe KZbin thought Juunyur was a Korean name. That's about the quality of their algorithms.

[@DonTheKoala]

ah yes the 4 classic pop archetypes. The Twink, the Goth, The Accountant, and The Lobster Fisherman

[@Nepeta-Leijon]

LMAO

[@dylanepicgamer_]

People are really underrating the comedy gold that is "He's like a moist towelette" "I think you mean wet rag"

[@agentwashingtub9167]

It’s funny as a line but it’s also fiscally responsible. How? Well, you save money on cleaning supplies of you use a rag and a bucket of water instead of bleach wipes to clean things. Very on brand for Dale(and we Stan that)

[@AyushBahuguna]

I also noticed the 'won't stop talking about debt' with debt sounding ambiguously like death followed by 'we're never going to die', juunyur has issues being left unaddressed

[@ZeekarPRIME]

Towelette*

[@natalie7851]

PLUS the way the rhyme is built into "won't stop talking about debt"/"i don't mean to nag"; it's not just a way to get debt to rhyme, but it reveals something about dale's character AND feeds seamlessly into the next line. that's just good songwriting, babey!!!

[@shinysparce3708]

#fearthedeer

[@tamagocorn4123]

BDG showing us the real horror: *financial irresponsibility*

[@alexbaer455]

They just need to start earning 20k a month by working only a few hours a day

[@everyovanifuentestobias3636]

H zk

[@kakao-katze]

@@alexbaer455 And you can do it too

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Turns out every BDG video is actually about horror.

[@zawarudo3582]

@@kakao-katze why don’t you join me?

[@RachelHardy]

ummm this is kind of... a masterpiece?

[@Josh-vl7qd]

I think ‘kind of’ is a bit of an understatement lol

[@marymcallister7963]

Cover when ? 👀

[@douglasparkinson4123]

i think you mean GESAMPKUMPSTWERK

[@tolaut]

@@douglasparkinson4123 Gesamtkunstwerk*, greetings from Germany ✌🏼

[@friendbassman]

This song is so good it will play at both my wedding and funeral

[@msthecommentator2863]

I've heard of people having multiple voices for voice acting, but singing? That's some next level talent, he sounded like every typical boy band member. Also, Dale's reaction to being dragged implies that he'd never heard this song before recording the music video, and I find that hilarious

[@valeriek8537]

It’s funnier to imagine they gave him the demo with just his parts of the song without the rest where they’re roasting him.

[@Ruminations09]

"It's like I was lost at sea (so un-shore)" Um... why is nobody talking about how brilliant this line is?

[@nikiyerbamate]

and dales the one who made it actually clever. justice for dale.

[@stevo8433]

Drawing attention to its power could be damaging

[@kilo3989]

WAIT WHAT

[@charlottec7221]

I can't believe we were robbed of the Dale breakdown verse #stanDale

[@Frugthereal]

#DALEARMY

[@valixrae]

I want to hear it so bad!

[@kylowy]

yes! we want the #dalecut

[@tobiaswolff8202]

DALE DALE DALE DALE

[@em3145]

That break down was gonna Go So Hard

[@sunnyboy9109]

2 things I can't get over: TBD's reaction to Dale's long "yeah" at the very beginning (just the utter distaste on his face), and the fact that Dale *corrects* Juunyur's insult toward him. 10/10

[@bubblesrbubbles]

The way that TBD turns to the camera and smiles as he looks up tweed items is just SO GOOD and cracks me up every time Also I stan AtSign

[@sidhackney8831]

They got exactly what they wanted. They said they'd give up all their material possessions to be rid of Dale, and that's exactly what happened.

[@humanbean4037]

Oh shit u right

[@prismglider5922]

Woaaaaa you're so smart brooo

[@DerekCooper_]

Eventually I guess you’re right 🤣😂

[@kendrahoffman7949]

Part of the genius of this song is that they're totally OK with that.

[@xadegames1603]

And another finger curled on the monkey's paw

[@MandJTV]

okay but in all seriousness this song slaps

[@varunnarayanswamy8084]

Hail yeah it does

[@sapphic_sophie]

I want a full version with dale’s verse intact

[@drqueso6601]

How did I both not expect and fully expect you to be here

[@dr.ninjake]

Oh hey, I recognize you

[@gamermcclout]

this guy?

[@Assassin272]

2:40 "You know what, y'all deserve what's gonna happen to you. I'm done with this." Movies, take note - this is how actual teen rebelling in families sounds like.

[@robot_devils_advocate]

"It's like I was lost at sea" -Juunyur "So unsure" -Dale. Unsure, or un-SHORE? Dale is criminally underrated.

[@Quartermistress]

I'm kinda glad Dale got out of such a toxic relationship with his siblings tbh.

[@charissadubin9355]

We really see the range of sibling relationships with Brian David Gilbert

[@goldstarsupreme]

Can't wait for his career as a solo artist.

[@armageddongirl612]

@@charissadubin9355 with Brian, David, Gilbert and Dale*

[@stupiderandunnecessarier]

@@armageddongirl612 I think you mean Brian, David, Gilbert and BDG

[@CoreyLaddo]

Dale has a point, no wonder the band is in such financial trouble

[@Neo-yc8wj]

*please send some money ma*

[@FrshChees91]

Ugh you're the worst

[@zachwolf5122]

Dale stans get out

[@blanketpineapple]

YOURE EVERYWHERE I AM COREY WTH

[@blackmailz]

@A Pile Of Dirty Laundry problem was that they didnt pay the sponsor with money, just with more cat food. Dale was right, they shouldn't have taken up that sponsor

[@TheSourSavior]

Can't believe it's been two years. I would dearly love a 2winz2 reunion

[@EMAhubris]

dale carries the supplementary harmony so well i have no choice but to stan

[@trondordoesstuff]

i'd give money to hear a version of this song where the "Day after day I've been warning you guys" section isn't drowned out

[@obliviousotterI]

It's on Spotify unmuffled

[@trondordoesstuff]

@@obliviousotterI oh ooh

[@rosslytle5700]

@@trondordoesstuff Are you guys just other *other* versions of BDG pivoting to his Spotify? Shut up and take my money!

[@sergiocruz6195]

@@obliviousotterI i just saw it, the "album" cover has Dave's face obscured, pretty great

[@Crystal-58]

if anyone is wondering the lyrics are: Day after day I've been warning you guys We're not as rich as you think, I dont think it is wise, If we take a quick break- (continues with the are you blending something right now part)

[@Becktastic01]

Dale was carrying them anyway, both in regard to finances and actual talent. They won't last 6 months without him. Meanwhile, I just preordered his solo album because I know it will be great, especially the ironic blender bgm in the diss track.

[@cosmeltisthei9315]

this comment just made my day

[@kelzbelz313]

I hear Dale is collabing with Lizzo on a track for his solo album.

[@janmamu8721]

spotify always ruins everything... ⠀

[@Narokkurai]

Dale has since moved behind the scenes as a producer and has won a total of 35 Grammys for writing and producing multiple of the biggest pop hits in history, and also has an extremely well-regarded Jazz/Adult Alternative solo album called Flagrante Delicto. It never sold very well, but all the coolest High School Band teachers own a copy.

[@sorekcazimi]

3:31 *are we just going to collectively ignore TBD deciding to taste the cat food during the end credits*

[@gummysnacksandknives9229]

Yes

[@lunalesombras1150]

*and* he likes it!

[@lukasschrage8935]

Yes, because it's not cat food

[@FranciscoGarcia-jp1hp]

I don't think he has a choice, they're broke now, gotta eat what you can!

[@wyvernscale9634]

It's good!

[@Cmmf_]

Today on BDG: Brian turns into his own boyband and takes all the men and women on earth

[@Cmmf_]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS WAS _SO_ GOOD BRIAN I NEED THIS ON EVERY STREAMING PLATFORM A S A P

[@ODISeth]

All the men and women, except Dale

[@kronomos_4411]

And NBs such as Declan. ^w^

[@beefromashroom]

Don't forget the nbs! They're in love too

[@suzannew4840]

thank fuck i'm free as an enby

[@Pixlriffs]

Me: "Hey, you know Brian David Gilbert?" Them: "Oh, the guy who made the most unsettling horror short we've seen in a long time?" Me: "Well, he has another video out..."

[@GrouchyJelly]

oh my gofd its my two favorite youtbers they arefuhcub interatifontg 😱

[@sJonneY]

He also has a charming laugh

[@SunroseStudios]

Brian is versatile and his inner machinations are an enigma

[@eduardorpg3329]

Nice to see you around

[@zychedelics2470]

this makes me wonder if you're a mbmbam fan pixl

[@lyingtarot9606]

I’m gonna be honest, it took me a while to realize that Juunyur is just Junior. And that TBD is to be determined

[@FlamingSwordOfDoom]

and @

[@slimepixel]

I thought for sure that "T" in TBD is "Tweed"

[@pendafen7405]

Juunyur must be the younger/est quad. As for TBD, maybe their mom didn't know the due date? No idea why @/AtSign is so named, though.

[@jasper3706]

@@pendafen7405 I'm pretty sure those are stage names lmao

[@evenman27]

"It's like I was lost at sea (so un-shore)"

[@addama]

Not only did he come up with 4 boy band character fashions, but he came up with distinct voices and cadences for each one. Bravo!

[@lunaponta594]

how to use facial hair properly

[@larsnyman2455]

And all 4 of the looked the same as 9-year-olds

[@Ariel-gj7bi]

3 boy band characters, and Dale

[@Elvalley]

@@Ariel-gj7bi Dale, the responsible adult band member (?)

[@gomez6223]

And you know he already owned every piece of clothing used in this video.

[@leahlou8804]

Dale has great hair, a beautiful voice, and fiscal responsibility. What more could you want

[@8BitsOfFun1323]

That's just BDG 🤷‍♂️

[@frogfox4287]

An absolutely FLY fashion sense, which Dale, sadly, lacks.

[@s0phtt]

i think he deserves his solo debut

[@fanboydee]

TBD

[@JennyIsHere]

@@frogfox4287 Which is the perfect excuse to have a Legally Blonde "Take It Like a Man" montage, making his candidacy as a partner 100x better

[@antishokk8058]

It's been 2 years and im still not over the musical blueballs of cutting off dales fire verse. Drop the Dale cut please I beg #JusticeForDale

[@accountwith16chr]

I love the detail that AtSign says "I was happy with just me and MOST of my bros."

[@pendafen7405]

The world was set-up in the first thirty seconds.

[@charlessmith1896]

The real horror of this video is the domestic, quiet kind. How 3 brothers can just absolutely hate another brother just for being pragmatic. #DaleDeservedBetter

[@timtams_6]

The proper hashtag is #JusticeForDale

[@SpooxX]

Joke's on them, they'll be bankrupt in a week without Dale lol

[@beardedemperor]

We found the dales!

[@ilonachan]

@@SpooxX Guess they'll really _give it all up for one day, just one day without Dale_ 🎵

[@SpooxX]

@@ilonachan Oooh well played 👏

[@Fluffyein1960]

I love how Dale is the only one who isn't recording outside, like they went to the filming location, purposefully "forgot" Dale at home, and then went back home specifically so TBD could interrupt Dale with the blender. Perfection.

[@dinrufarore]

And then TBD comes home JUST to blend something during Dale's solo

[@quart8730]

@@dinrufarore that's literally what the original comment said

[@happypotato42]

@@quart8730 Yeah but then TBD comes home exclusively so he could use the blender while Dale was recording

[@quart8730]

@@happypotato42 true!

[@DPS-2004]

@@quart8730 But what you dont get is that TBD returns to their house so that he could sabotage Dale's verse with the sound of a blender. Really gives you something to think about!

[@walliam5506]

I love how it was their mom who made them include Dale, and when Dale leaves and they blow all their money, TBD says “Please send some money mom” Buddy she already did, and you just annoyed it into leaving by blending a smoothie in the middle of its solo 🤣

[@Komodofq8]

I like how he perfectly parodied the most iconic boyband looks, into one band! You got: -N-Sync/Backstreet Boys -BROCKHAMPTON -K-Pop -Dale

[@jonathanshavit822]

I think we can all agree, of course, that Dale is by far the most iconic.

[@aidanlegomaniac]

This has the energy of something that you'd watch as a kid and go "yeah Dale is such a nerd, glad he's gone!" then rewatch as an adult and go "damn, that suit was on sale? That's awesome, man, can't wait for Dale's diss track that roasts his siblings like a Thanksgiving turkey"

[@teehundeart]

Basically like watching Spongebob as an adult and suddenly relating to Squidward on every level

[@tomparry9829]

It’s the new version of realising the parents in Disney movies were right all along. Except Frozen, fuck those guys.

[@jolienvsndijk]

@@tomparry9829 Wait didn't the parent's just die in a ship accident?

[@memerman9268]

@@jolienvsndijk those were the blood parents, pretty sure they just got adopted or some Disney bullshit

[@tomparry9829]

@@jolienvsndijk Yeah but before that they gave Elsa all the wrong advice.

[@jacobpallas1498]

"You either die the Juunyur, or live long enough to see yourself become the Dale." Sun Tzu, The Art of Tweed

[@acardboardbox9386]

“All warfare is based on Daleception” -Sun Tzu

[@dumbass9049]

if your opponent is of a choleric temperament, seek to irritate him. make fun of his responsible spending and interrupt his solo with a blender

[@hyp3ri6n58]

This made me spit my saliva onto my bed

[@maxjoyce1297]

Sun Zoo*

[@rattyeely]

It's amazing how they all have distinct voices while still sounding like a boyband...I hope they make another single

[@shmargletheone1378]

Well, they were in one of BDG’s ABBA (AAAH!BBA) songs, Under Attack preformed by a murder robot.

[@Kyodie-bz1sf]

If I wasn't familiar with BDG or wasn't watching the video, I'd be convinced 4 different people were singing. Brian, you impress the fuck out of me

[@randomexplosions2138]

the fact that dale knew most of the lyrics implies that they rehearsed an alternate version of the song

[@newsiesforever208]

No, Dale is just a really good improviser. You kind of have to be when those three are your siblings.

[@MM-wp8xu]

In the bridge before the first chorus, Juunyur says "and then you opened the door," which rhymes with four. This means the previous lyric was indeed supposed to be "living life as us four," but they changed it without telling Dale.

[@grapesonvines4407]

@@MM-wp8xu Holy shit that's genius

[@newsiesforever208]

@@MM-wp8xu This does mean that Dale was still improvising lyrics however. The melody may have been rehearsed, but the lyrics weren't, since those are in response to the alternate version of the song.

[@MM-wp8xu]

@@newsiesforever208 Sure, I wasn't denying that. Obviously, all pretence is dropped after the first chorus, at that point they're in full Dale-hate mode with Dale defending himself on the spot. But in the first verse, besides the "he means four" line, everything Dale sings is in line with the song and he still thinks it's according to the lyrics that he hasn't improvised. He only notices that something is amiss when TBD finished the chorus with "one day without Dale."

[@itsbo]

we need a series where dale becomes the breakout star that everyone loves #JusticeForDale

[@memmermiller]

Yes

[@TheRealChibby]

I would watch Dale's solo content I guess, but I'm an AtSign girl at heart.

[@zeomora3512]

I love Dale

[@the_well-known_stranger2275]

Justice for Dale

[@cepheid-variable]

#StanDale

[@thescooshinator]

I like the subtle touch of all the band members' names in the intro having strange rainbow fonts, except Dale, who's is in silver Times New Roman.

[@HZsuzs]

It's been 2 years and I still can't get over how perfect this is

[@Me-ss2gq]

Okay but unironically, 2winz is a fantastic name for a boyband

[@thomas4841]

um actually its 2winz²-1

[@redstonemaster10]

2win², you mean? You cannot forget the most important part, the ².

[@skele8961]

@@redstonemaster10 you forgot the z and the -1

[@redstonemaster10]

@@skele8961 The irony is too great...

[@ldragon8480]

There's an old band called 2-gether which I think was made for a parody show on MTV so I wonder if he got the name idea from there or if Kpop band names inspired him.

[@midblue917]

me: *tries to sleep at night before an important test* my brain: their mom insisted on including Dale because she knew they wouldn't survive financially

[@weesalikesmilktea4829]

•o•

[@gluxetv8327]

Yet the brothers are treating Dale Badly😭😭😭

[@elizabethlee2136]

Juunyur seems like the guy who would eat a penny. So I don't blame her. Not even as a kid. Like right now if you handed him a penny he would eat it

[@audreym3500]

And they're probably frustrated with that distrust and they take it out on Dale

[@650Massive]

That just makes it funnier

[@gb731]

Just imagining the 3 remaining band members sitting on the street with a cardboard sign that reads, “Will sing for tweed”

[@eater_of_garbage_]

It is perhaps God's cruelest irony that Dale is the most talented singer of the group. #dalestan

[@bigbassfox4268]

If Dale makes a solo album, it'll be called, "Financially Sound."

[@marisetogaya5793]

This. This or riot

[@sillylittlerainbowchild9504]

PLEASE

[@Sceusell]

i feel bad that the rest don’t *appreciate* the effort he puts into the business. he really deserves the *credit* . he’s been short *change* d by his brothers and now he needs to work in his own *interest*

[@thinker1098]

Either that or Financially S-Dale (stable)

[@SorowFame]

@@thinker1098 sound a bit too much like stale

[@Kain128]

It's a crime that BDG wrote such a banger part for Dale if you listen closely, but it gets cut short because he stops singing.

[@Sophie_the_Sapphic]

in the version on spotify the blender sound isn't there and you can actually hear what he's singing.

[@carianawaters6425]

@@Sophie_the_Sapphic omg yesssss thank you for revealing this to me

[@johnatkinson1111]

I really want a Dale competitor song

[@okashi10]

@@Sophie_the_Sapphic say what

[@5hirtandtieler]

If you sub on patreon, you can hear the whole thing!

[@hashashafashasha]

I think it's really cool how bdg let 2winz² release this song on his channel. They're a great band and should definitely be more well known.

[@callmeperch]

I like to think that Brian started with the lyric "But we'd chuck that tweed tub" and built the rest of the song out from there

[@josephlaposata4713]

This is what happens when you have three brothers but they were raised in The Crash Dimension

[@kubuskubicki8897]

Lol

[@pedrodesouza1993]

AHAHAHAHHAHHAHA GOD I LAUGHTED HARD AT THIS, congrats

[@whimsicalstray]

David Brian Gilbert could replace Dale.

[@joelaposata3851]

@@pedrodesouza1993 I watched this video like 15 times and then took a shower and this thought immediately came to me. I will never think of the 90s aesthetic as anything other than the Crash Dimension

[@Agnt14]

NOW THIS, THIS IS IT.

[@brycenpeacock9262]

We got robbed without Dave's verse. We need a comeback song from Dale just roasting the crap out of his siblings now

[@kileyanderson9712]

The song is on Spotify and you can hear the bit that’s covered by the blender!

[@liamgaffney2005]

@@kileyanderson9712 it's such a good verse! I wish it didn't stop prematurely.

[@mehme2206]

His name is Dale, but man, i wanna see his solo career

[@coler4084]

i watched this get its thousandth like in real time and watched someone rob me of it. Great comment still

[@Rhaemos]

@@kileyanderson9712 that's right! But Dale still says "are you blending right now?!" so it's a bit weird 😆

[@socpancake]

I was in my kitchen the other day and randomly remembered the verse where Juunyur and Dale sing about "debt" when it suddenly struck me... Juunyur sings "we're never gonna die" because he has no idea that the concept of debt even exists and just thinks Dale is on an existential streak ruminating about their mortality. The multilayered genius of BDG knows no bounds.

[@MV96_]

He misheard “debt” as “death” 😅😂

[@quinngobrr]

2:14 replay button for the "that's just a bad investment" cause HOO BOY THAT'S NICE

[@beahivey]

The funniest thing about this is that it means Brian owns all of those outfits.

[@amandajoy8947]

Why has this man become an icon of 90s-style fashion in 2021? The lad wasn't even out of diapers in the 90s. [citation needed]

[@Radiant_Allomancer]

@@amandajoy8947 BDG was “born in the ice storm of ‘94” (“My Autobiography”, 2016), so he was definitely in diapers in the 90s, and probably out of them before the end of the 90s.

[@amandajoy8947]

@@Radiant_Allomancer Egad, I've been fact-checked!

[@Radiant_Allomancer]

@@amandajoy8947 It’s just fun when you come across someone’s question and go “Aha! I know the answer to this!” isn’t it?

[@amandajoy8947]

@@Radiant_Allomancer Absolutely! (And I knew someone would, which is why I left that citation tag. I wanted to invite the fact I lacked, rather than inviting the ire of the better-informed. So thank you!)

[@Rhalmarius]

tonight on BDG: a 4-man boyband but one of them has a day job and the rest hate him

[@ieshi23]

Dale earns 20k a month by being his own boss!

[@yoshifan33]

@@ieshi23 Why don't you join us?

[@AdamOfIngolstadt]

it took me embarrassingly long to realize that Juunyur is just "Junior"