Just put the fries in the bag lil breadtuber

[@GeoNeilUK]

Ah yes, the days of peak Breadtube... "Something Something Capitalism Bad is sponsored by Audible, an Amazon company." "Something Something Anarchism FTW is sponsored by Established Titles." "Something Something All Information Should Be Free is sponsored by my paywalled streaming service that I personally make money from, Nebula."

[@gachagamer536]

This comparison, chef's kiss 🤌 💋

[@ataridc]

They're also frequently sponsored by skillshare. I dont have a joke just thing i noticed.

[@frogmouth2]

If you ever call them out on this, they’ll talk about how hard their lives are and how they can’t afford to be ethically consistent, then go back to telling everyone else how to live their lives.

[@bilson7523]

​@@frogmouth2"I can't live by socialist principles in a capitalist society."

[@BuckNuttage]

Spot on!

[@samueltesta1558]

God every breadtuber video always somehow devolves into “I hate that I have to put so much effort into making money.”

[@chloeep9329]

This guy would say "eat the rich" if a CEO said their job was stressful, but claims being a youtuber is dangerous to his mental health

[@janecasper846]

Imagine being a COO or other executive, and watching a clown ruin your livelihood. The long nights trying to save the ship.

[@Conner-mx5jl]

NO mom it's not my fault it's CAPITALISM 😭

[@Macheako]

If you want someone to blame mom, blame Theodore Roosevelt!

[@leviticusprime4904]

First name capital, last name ism

[@lorddamocles2222]

Rags' sent me here like the mindless content slave that I am

[@Geminilion100]

Rags sent me here too. I just remembered that Chud effing sucks.

[@fancyelk2373]

“Sitting at a computer talking to a camera for 30 minutes and then a day or two of editing is the most stressful thing I’ve ever done in my life” holy cow this dude must have padding on every sharp edge in his house and a wife that just spoon feeds him baby food for every meal. Actual adult toddler.

[@samueltesta1558]

All these people have a such a weird outlook where they talk about how little work they put into their content but then complain they aren’t making any money. He’s complaining about having to follow the algorithm, making interesting titles and thumbnails, not upsetting your audience. By the sounds of it these people literally just wanna upload a video of them talking and collect money.

[@CorpusCacus]

​@@samueltesta1558when you put it like that, a mindless 9-5 office job sounds perfect for them.

[@hope-cat4894]

​@@samueltesta1558 It's like they want there to be a youtuber equivalent to being a college professor on tenure where you can never lose your job.

[@vaikjsf34a]

It's a bad look to see them appearing like they are entitled to your money. If you make good content, people who are able will donate and you'd get _some_ ad rev.

[@Idlemage]

His whole video can be summarized as "Meanwhile the oil rig worker..."

[@Dixontri88ify]

As someone who worked on a coal ship, this shit is infuriating to me.

[@And3ru]

Hell or even any retail or service worker.

[@vaikjsf34a]

@@And3ru I think any worker at all in any level or sector would be annoyed by this. But especially people who've got education/training and went for a better job that pays more. This dude seems to be e-begging lol bro if your content quality is good, and always improving, people will donate. There is no need to guilt trip people into giving money, it's a very bad look and makes the situation worse for you. If you are appreciative of your platform and thankful to have it, and receive at least some ad income, and content improves, people who have ability will send some money your way. I've learned in life, you make your situation what it currently is (aside from few random uncontrollable events).

[@casualspawnpeeking3680]

as a mechanic his vid is just so fucking annoying to watch id kill to be making 41K annually off of KZbin

[@creepyuncle666]

As a rightoid I must say I enjoy your new poorshaming arc

[@CorpusCacus]

"If you're a broke boy, just say it" -Chud Logic

[@Ryo7_7]

Ditto lol

[@xenn4985]

Fake righty right here

[@KayKujo4444]

Finally, both sides of the political spectrum can unite

[@Macheako]

You know how much money we’d save if we didn’t have to carry their broke a--ses

[@ColdPieceCH]

LATE STAGE CAPITALISM! BOY THIS CAPITALISM SURE IS IN ITS LATEST STAGE, ISN'T IT? I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN CAPITALISM LATER THAN THS!

[@electricelephant7471]

You havent even experienced the really late stage yet

[@Macheako]

Any later and we might have 2 get an abortion

[@KillerMoth3663]

Just you wait til later late stage

[@leviticusprime4904]

After all these years, I still have no idea what late stage capatlsim even means.

[@And3ru]

@@thealmightyjackthe need for the state to regulate capital arises out of capitalism itself. The state is required to guarantee property “rights” and issue money. The “government corporatist ” nature of capitalism goes back to the very beginning, with joint stock companies receiving charters from the crown and often being given monopolies over trade in a certain region. In America, one only had to look at the first bank of the United States to find an early example of a public private partnership. When capitalism enters one of its many general crisis, the capitalist go screaming and crying to the government for assistance. The state obliges. The state serves to protect capital and capitalism at all costs, even if it means limiting or placing constraints on it a making certain concessions to the labor movement and working class in order to mitigate class conflict. Also, any system in which their is general commodity production, wage labor, money, and the capitalist law of value is a capitalist system, no matter if most industries are privately owned or state owned. For example the USSR was mostly pre-capitalist under lennin and state capitalist under Stalin , despite what illiterate Marxist Leninist who have never read Marx or Engels will tell you.

[@maninthemask6275]

People complaining about a capitalism while participating in the mega capitalist practice of having a patron is crazy.

[@MindBodyandSpiritBand]

Yeah, and it's not capitalism itself but how it's run

[@xenn4985]

​@@MindBodyandSpiritBand my favorite is when they attribute the hunan condition to capitalism. Like saying capitalism causes greed lol.

[@KayKujo4444]

@@xenn4985greed has existed long before capitalism, hate to break it to them

[@Macheako]

@@xenn4985 “we only kill because it’s illegal” 🔪 🤣

[@GeoNeilUK]

See also... "This video is sponsored by Nebula, where you'll find the vast majority of my content behind a paywall, y'know, not in any way like the eeeeeeebil capitalist far-right, crypto-conservative Murdoch press!!!"

[@OingiMcGamer]

youtube has somehow become a lefty's ideal therapist as of late

[@Macheako]

Seeking Enlightenment through long format content

[@a1one-w4c]

whenever i hear “late stage capitalism” specifically, i want to do things i can’t describe on youtube

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

same here but with "media literacy," instant blind rage

[@JayMaverick]

@@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese but media literacy is objectively an important skill. Why is that rage inducing?

[@lmahu6627]

​@@JayMaverick Because people don't use it properly anymore. It's just a term people use to seem like they're smarter and their opinion about a work is the only correct one.

[@yeez13]

The fact that he makes no money but his name is literally Salari w/ an i instead of a y is something I don’t think he can live down, hence all the e-begging

[@couldyou4745]

I love the automated "Youre not alone" suicide prevention resource under the description of this video 😂

[@GrobbyNoblin]

Makes me feel happy to work a regular job and not actively pity baiting a dwindling audience.

[@jasoncoward-aintscared]

This pile of Ambien has a degree in tv production, yet he is too delicate to work a real job in that field?!

[@CorpusCacus]

Makes me wonder if I could get one of those degrees. Clearly it isn't indicative of knowing how to entertain or advertise your entertainment.

[@vaikjsf34a]

Whether or not he is good at that stuff he could have utilized his degree to get paid more reliably. YT does not always work out for some people, and they're better off getting a different job. I don't even really consider YT a job, I think of it as people who have time to spare making content (like open source) and sometimes making money off it. I'd make videos but I'm no good at editing and nobody would watch them and it'd be a fail.

[@crimsonpotemkin]

I came here through the link under the Rags video, in search of more Salari content.

[@DJ-wl5qo]

Its almost like making politics your entire personality is off putting when you do it in any direction

[@Cha4k]

This dude is such a hypocrite, He's bitching about his own "financial abuse", about how he would have to make someone redundant if he didn't have enough money to pay them. And then in other videos he's advocating for pirating video games even though we game devs are constantly getting laid off.

[@vaikjsf34a]

Personally I see pirating as good for the industry. I have bought and paid for 100% of games that I've pirated that I like. GTA, cyberpunk 2077, a bunch of others including indie devs. In a large portion of those cases I would not have purchased the game without actually playing it and seeing what it's like. Then your "pirated" copy is now just a backup which you could make on your own by imaging the disc/iso/files/w.e I can see and acknowledge the hardship, which is why I eventually pay for what I like.

[@sRaczzimillion]

I was eating watermelon (no I'm not black) when you said check please and now I'm choking. It's still funny.

[@Macheako]

Thank god you’re ok I was worried I might be talking with a minority

[@nickchivers9029]

"I cant believe KZbin buried my video about the same forest the Logan Paul scandal happened in"

[@vaikjsf34a]

Imagine seeing Logan Paul fail like that, then repeating his exact mistakes and learning nothing from it so you can avoid negative outcomes.

[@Sokko325]

Atleast MatPat had a sense of humour and he could muster some energy to put into the vo.

[@themanofmovies8104]

And he had some sort of charisma

[@dylives7667]

This guy is doing it all wrong. The diva attitude comes AFTER you pop off, not before anybody can even acknowledge your existence. I guess he's now rebranding from Salari to Salaryman. If he wants to survive, that is.

[@alexanderliddell3151]

Im starting to think this particular look these smaller breadtubers have is the default skin. And they are too poor to afford the battlepass

[@Savasvania]

Every job has someone or something you have to appeal to. Getting real tired of people thinking youtube is unique in that regard.

[@fdrswheelchair556]

this video having a suicide hotline disclaimer thing is so very very funny, specifically there for salari i imagine

[@JdkdkGhghjg]

It’s because he brought up this topic for like a minute

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

lmao sewerslide hotline on a video bullying a breadtuber, magnificent

[@PrismTheKid]

If this guy is this willing to complain about his online career, while audience facing, in scripted content, imagine having to live with the guy. Its probably endless

[@biospark4758]

His voice is so dull and lifeless that, when he makes a joke, it doesn’t even land in a dry sort of way. It’s just sad

[@vaikjsf34a]

lots of breadtubers are like that - compare/contrast: Jake Weddle (who is further left is not funny even in a dry humor way) and oompaville (who is OG lefty is actually responsible & funny as fk)

[@scarletsletter4466]

This guy’s “stress” is just having to cater to an audience!? 😂 Bob Dylan said it best, decades ago: everybody’s “gotta serve somebody” “You're gonna have to serve somebody Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord But you're gonna have to serve somebody You might be a rock 'n' roll addict prancing on stage Might have drugs at your command, women in a cage You may be a business man or high-degree thief They may call you doctor or may call you chief But you're gonna have to serve somebody, yes you are…” KZbin won’t let me paste it all, but I highly recommend everybody listen to the song. Really listen to all the words in it. At least once in your life

[@blister81]

This salari guy is the most annoying kind of whiner. Constant complaining about things he precieves to be out of his control and a sense of bitterness towards people more successfully than him. Its just pathetic.

[@vaikjsf34a]

What's with the self deletion warning under the video? Did Chud say something about self deletion and YT figured they'd tell everyone to call the crisis line even though no viewers did or said anything related to self deletion? edit: It might be they now censor "topping" which is weird.

[@jasoncoward-aintscared]

This is why I respect Afrolips DeOreo so much. He could easily do YT full time, but he has a real-world career he has cultivated, and so he does YT for fun. Chud is okay too, but Nick is the real hero of this channel....I mean story. 😎

[@MFGEEDORAH]

There goes my hero watch him as he streams.

[@WranglerOfTards]

Mr Lips #1

[@N8CatGoldChain]

I spent over 15 years in the restaurant industry, worked from a Dishwasher to the AM of the store I worked at. I worked anywhere from 60-80 hours a week to barely afford rent for my house, as well as living frivolously in my late 20s. I finally have a good job, work my 40 hours and that is more than enough for me. I have streamed almost everyday for the last 2 years, I make crude clips on my YT channel, and never expect people to give me money for the content I produce. I actively do the "minimum" for a channel, but I also work 40 hour a week. If I got paid to play games all day everyday, at a certain point I know it would destroy my mental. Part of that is because it took a ton of work to get to a stable spot in my life. I don't have the built in drive to be a top level content creator, and I accept that as an okay thing. I personally do all of this for myself. I think the clips I can make are funny or cool. Thats enough for me. People who go into this world expecting to make it, will probably never make it. This guy is one of those "I guess I have to take what the world gives me, can you please give me money?" and will never become more than that. Good riddance.

[@JayMaverick]

Speaking as a wannabe KZbinr, if you struggle with viewer retention or views fell after one hit video - people just aren't interested in the content. It's not some evil algorithm or robot fighting to silence your voice. KZbin just can't find viewers for the video. Obviously in Salari's case it doesn't help that he's boring and unoriginal.

[@Ryo7_7]

Celery? I can't believe he said he's getting "poverty wages." 😂 geebus...

[@PhilReotardo]

im drinking a beer for every mention of Gock in this one, ill be dead by midnight

[@skysix5733]

It’s not the algorithm, it’s you.

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

This bread tuber should go the Wolffoz route and demand people edit his videos for him, or else he'll do something evil.

[@mitchellupagusrex2839]

What? Lol you got any more details on this?

[@SxpnthR]

Ultimately a huge part of susan boyle's appeal is how she sounded despite one's initial reaction to her appearance

[@Macheako]

Still wouldn’t hit it

[@bilson7523]

11:15 He is a post-modernist lefty, of course his take is reductive. Yeah though, there are aspects of beauty that aren't societal. Certain things like symmetry are recurring in concepts of beauty throughout human history. Clearly it's not just media or society.

[@zanestearns2143]

This guy is too dry. He needs some energy and pep if he wants to talk weighty topics. If I watched content like his i think id lose focus and stop paying attention. He isnt even vocally emphasizing moments that will snap people back to attention. He needs to write better scripts that tell him how to emphasize his voice at parts. Look at like rotten mangos, she does it well for how generally slop her content is. She knows to use pitch and tone to draw attention to key moments. If hes going to make content that isnt exciting you need to guide your audience or you will lose viewers to the whims of their own ability to pay attention.

[@ehs7208]

My favorite thing about these bundles of sticks is that I'll bet you anything he's moaned on and on about how CEOs don't deserve compensation and have the easiest job in the world then goes into the details of how stressful content creation is and how it's given him phantom sinus infections 😂 there's a reason the executives die like 20 years early from heart attacks

[@crashingthroughnothing]

You mean you could lose money by having to pay an employee if your business does not do well? No way!

[@prowder1]

refusing to give your kids treats is nutritional abuse

[@vaikjsf34a]

I can't tell if you're serious or sarcastic. Not sure the context. The video is 2h long, haven't heard "refusing treats" part yet. Refusing _food_ would be nutritional abuse. Refusing _treats_ would be teaching responsibility and moderation.

[@extremelyhappysimmer]

*cats

[@-bestii74]

Another banger! Merry Christmas to Chud & DK

[@janecasper846]

The amount of whining is actually stressful, but I do it for Chud.

[@andoceans23]

The online left is cooked

[@blister81]

Yup. And they can't handle the fact that ppl are losing interest in the type of content that they make so instead they blame the algorithm.

[@Conner-mx5jl]

These were the face there's still DEI

[@Macheako]

The irony being that they suck at cooking 😂 🧑‍🍳

[@andoceans23]

@@blister81 Bro literally! They can’t admit it’s a skill issue. It’s insane the amount of lefties who blame social media for their defeat and “muh alt-right pipeline”. If it weren’t for social media these losers would all be working at McDonald’s and cleaning toilets.

[@councilofkarens729]

"Capitalism am bad, so give me money"

[@Evan-i4e]

Christmas bois! It's so funny that celery thinks he's getting rawdawged; while 1% of 3.7M is a lot of people being rawdawged every day, it's not breadtubers the vast majority of the time its gun channels or comedians or fitness channels that get raw dawdawged, celery has one of the corporate brand safest genres, I know for a fact he wasn't talked about being unfairly targeted like psr or monkey jones.

[@vaikjsf34a]

Yeah sometimes (rarely) people who work hard and try hard to improve their situation are just dealt a bad hand. But if you work hard and try hard to improve your situation always, you could change it for the better.

[@PowerfulSkeleton]

I hate that I'll now have any amount of mental association between FF14's masterpiece soundtrack and this layabout.

[@BettersonMcgee]

imagine being this guy's wife, working healthcare, probably a stressed nurse, her husband makes pennies on youtube and record himself crying about it, using her health insurance to cover his therapy sessions to complain about being an irrelevant youtuber. It's looking bleak boys.

[@drkRoss89]

Salari: Capitalism bad Also Salari: This video has been sponsored by (x). Please give me your Patreon money or I risk deleting my save file.

[@Jellybane1]

Omg! I start looking for another video every time he starts speaking and then Chud talks and I chuckle and stop scrolling until he starts speaking again 🤣😂🤣

[@danielhuras617]

Its really funny hearing this guy all but claim there is a classism divide between breadtube creators. Paupers like him and kings like Hbomb.

[@poxylandgamesers959]

Capitalism ate my hamster

[@BaconMinion]

Better than a rock star doing it.

[@JdkdkGhghjg]

“1 pinned, 1 thrown, 1 microwaved” - Capitalism

[@robinfox4440]

You know, his whining kind of reminded me of the moaning from games journalists and video game studios of late. They have one thing in common: They don't understand that the public doesn't need them; *they* need the public.

[@nicolaifr4905]

Why is KZbin putting a suicide awareness note😂

[@vaikjsf34a]

I dunno I noticed same, but I cant say that word for some reason I have to use "self deletion" instead or it gets auto-deleted. Surprised you were allowed and it is visible but when I do it then it get's deleted. Weird af - edit: it coult be the word/phrase "topping".

[@BaconMinion]

Because of the dudes tie and how a certain number of those sorts do... certain things...

[@peterjacobsson]

sure the work don't fit everyone but, there is a good fix for it... do something else

[@vaikjsf34a]

Yeah if you're being dealt a bad hand, you fold, and draw more cards next round - maybe you get a win 🤷

[@aweirdwombat]

Nice to see that DSP is still making videos

[@augustusfren133]

merry Christmas and coal (mining) for all the breadtubers left in the platform ❤️

[@thelonesouloak1600]

Dude he is victim complex maxing

[@Vaidiss]

KZbin should only be a hobby, with the mindset that its a hobby, not to start it off as a real life job, or treat it as one

[@JayMaverick]

I don't understand the mic thing. I researched mics for 15 minutes and got studio level audio for 150$. Marantz MPM-1000 mic + Behringer U-phoria UMC22 USB amp.

[@JayMaverick]

Sent here by Rags. And subbed!

[@Macheako]

I’d literally rather be at work than listen to this guy complain about having to grow up

[@JdkdkGhghjg]

1:16:16 him promoting his wish list in this video left me in shocked.

[@hades7830]

Sent by rags and loving this 😂 haha

[@Yayofangamer16]

Womp womp

[@WranglerOfTards]

The cat looks pissed off

[@Nick-zm2vm]

Dude puts maybe 10-20 hours into a single video a month, and that's being generous, but he wants to be paid a full months wage.

[@weelebaseknowles4410]

He needs to put the fries in the bag and is he going on a trans Aric next

[@Millennialaire]

AND FIX A GOD DAHAMN iscream machine!!!

[@BaconMinion]

Anime videos get taken down because Japan lacks fair use laws. If a studio sees a video using any of their content, they'll flag it.

[@TaoScribble]

Wait, isn't this the same guy that has PTSD and "can't" work a 9 to 5? So if KZbin stresses him out too much, and regular jobs stress him out too much, how the balls does he think he's supposed to support himself? His parents failed at raising him: He's too fragile and spoiled to handle the adult world.

[@kaerakh4267]

1:19:00 It's not poorly defined, it's a legal defense, you use it in your defense. It's just law that is very unfavorable, it's intended to be resolved by arbitration specifically.

[@slaapt]

The best part of the "poverty wages" is that he makes less than one 40 minute video a month. He uploaded 55 videos from the first of october 2019. Going by local standards (47 working weeks a year excluding national holidays, 40 hours being full time), is he claiming to work (5 years to oct 2024, 3 months to get to now) 5*47*40 + 47/4*40=9870 hours on 55 videos? That's 179 hours and 27 minutes per 40 minute video. Maybe work more efficient.

[@biohz8445]

I leave mean comments all the time but I don't hate Chud. Merry Christmas everyone.

[@alexmercer4642]

Solari should have been going live to supplement his content cash flow. But now he'll have to go live greeting folks at the local Wal-Mart.

[@windscar15]

Salari's droning voice never fails to irritate me. If I had Chat GPT read his scripts I'm not sure I could tell the difference.

[@Nathan_Coley]

It's unreasonable yes but not for the reason this guy thinks. "Authoritative sources" can talk about anything up to and INCLUDING topics they can make money from that smaller channels "can't".

[@Crosmando]

I hate poor people so this is right up my alley.

[@michaelAnonymous]

The dude kinda sounds like Nicholas Rossi’s alter-ego if he were to get off the oxygen machine. We must let Utah know, they have the wrong man.

[@Juvi-x3l]

This is it, this guys the most unlikable person I’ve ever met 🤠👏🏻🥴

[@raptorprimal1077]

Worldoftshirts reference?

[@JdkdkGhghjg]

Well he lost his v card and you didn’t

[@JdkdkGhghjg]

Wdym he went to third base?

[@Quakez0r]

Imagine seeing ads on YT?

[@Luridcontent]

If you move to or refuse to move from America, your complaints about capitalism become null. I rate Salari zero nuttos out of a possible 10 gocks.

[@outsourcedkiwi]

America number 1 motherfuckers

[@KayKujo4444]

Society if they moved to Russia

[@KayKujo4444]

Better yet, China

[@maxbeancounter]

saLari

[@chompers5568]

I like chud but he's only been doing this for a little while and i think hes going to regret going to hard when this channel starts to fail. The guy he's roasting is a joke but chud is getting quite the ego

[@smonk4477]

honestly I agree. the guy in the vid is a loser but there are times chud makes comments that don't really make sense, like his comment of being disturbed by ugly people. the guy said that "people find it hard to see ugly people as talented", and then chuds takeaway is that "of course people are going to find these people ugly, it's not media conditioning to find people ugly." what does that have to do with the stereotype of ugly people being untalented???? sometimes it feels like he's not listening to what he's watching

[@diegomedina9637]

I've realized this after the Mutahar situation. Dude was more angry about Muta denying his exclusive premise about Muta, the guy who help took down The Competionist and Keffals has a friend that's into Loli rather than Nux being into Loli. Honestly? After Bowblax it wouldn't surprise me if Chud is the next to go.

[@vaikjsf34a]

I can respect the different viewpoints and criticism, but my opinion is Chud is unstoppable. At least for me, I love his content 😋

[@vidian3862]

[@And3ru]

Actually interesting and not cringe leftist channels: C. Derrick. Varn 1 dime radio Jonas ceika Emancipations with Daniel tutt Theory underground.

[@vaikjsf34a]

oompaville :)

[@Elowtayman]

1 view in 20 seconds? Chud fell off

[@blister81]

This is the most played out unfunny joke of all time

[@Elowtayman]

@ your mom is a played out unfunny joke

[@vaikjsf34a]

@@Elowtayman "your mom" jokes are [also] played out, unfunny, and old.

[@bluregard3442]

Ironic that his name is Salary

[@vaikjsf34a]

sounds like he trying to manifest salary by making it his name