Just run!

[@robbubba8020]

He's young enough nobody will miss him say he joined the Foreign Legion 😂

[@chrisbarnes6770]

Good answer! 👍🏼💯🤙🏼😂🤣

[@nathalieduverna6963]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JasonPowers-rw8rf]

The merchant marines. I've heard that one❤❤❤ what was that anyway? JC

[@robbubba8020]

@JasonPowers-rw8rf guys used to run off many years ago and join the French Foreign Legion rather than go to prison

[@asktheaunties5839]

😂😂😂

[@TheGenXTeacher]

There is no safe place on God's green Earth where dad can hide. He just needs to accept his fate. Go in the backyard and dig a hole. Dig it deep, jump in, and wait for the wife to fill the hole.

[@YouMustBeConfused]

This is the legitimate definition of FEAR... F Everything And Run!

[@davidcunningham00]

I was thinking dean and Sam Winchester. Taught the boy how to unalive a hell puppy

[@waspbitch6014]

😆. Awesome 😎👍! Where's the 🥧 Pie?!😆💖🤘

[@reachandler3655]

Might I suggest an alternative? Hey honey, let's redecorate, remodel the kitchen, and get new furniture!

[@samanthalacroix2687]

You have chosen... wisely.

[@LucLightWolf121]

​@@samanthalacroix2687 😂😂😂😂

[@bridgetdebourgh5698]

I watched Overboard with Goldie and Kurt. He would fit right in 😂😂😂😂

[@jbkibs]

such a great movie and such a great couple...

[@JasonPowers-rw8rf]

Yes,yes he would. I live that movie. It's from my childhood, that is a classic

[@OriginalMomo]

Demon spawn! 😈🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

[@Vallyrah]

(Gen X, mother of 3) As I watching the clip and it finally rested on the little boy, my brain immediately went to how much trouble the parent who was 'watching' the boy would be in. Then you confirmed it. lol

[@granden2077]

A boy who washes his hands was the most amazing part.

[@adrianmay3573]

😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅 yeah no running 💨💨💨 anywhere on this Earth that can save you from your wife 🙏 for the husband cuz we all know he need it now. 😂😂😂😂

[@EricDaMAJ]

If he grabs the all the valuables, pets (if any), throws them into the yard, lights the house on fire, and grabs the kid, calls 911, and leaves the fire will cover the mess. He can blame the electrical wiring and the wife will give him credit for saving the child and all the valuables.

[@rhondahulett9763]

I like the way you think 🤣🤣

[@sheewolf252]

No don't leave, I can go shopping for new furniture.

[@lightgiver7311]

It is his fault, you never leave a small child alone - EVER.

[@alyssaoconnor]

Especially when their quiet 🫣

[@nathalieduverna6963]

Ladies and Gentlemen..... Parenting 😂😂😂😂😂 words of wisdom 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaels4526]

I would hide my son and remind my wife I am combat trained and real good at hand to hand and jujitsu. Not to threaten her, mind you, but maybe to get her to laugh, maybe. It would be my only hope. 😅😅😅

[@AppalachianPatriot]

Far side of the Moon. She can’t see you there.

[@raypippin4061]

Fare thee well, Summerville. Godspeed, pops.

[@bigearl3867]

CALL FOR AIR SUPPORT!

[@saleendriver]

Yeah that kid is going to be a problem going forward. And dad......your life is in danger.

[@joefrank627]

Now I understand why the fallout shelters were invented here comes the nuclear explosion 😂 hey brightside the little man isn't injured so hes got some wits in his noggin.

[@marybaker8061]

❤❤ 😂😂 sorry excuse! 💜 😅 change that ID! HEY! I just checked out your store and there's nothing for ladies. How am I supposed to wear a DadBod hat? 😂

[@philblue1015]

Oh how I look forward to watching the GENX squared became adults

[@markinator8826]

Oh boy if I was that Kid all I would hear from mom is " Get Me a Switch" ...because dad would have been at the bar drinking his self to oblivion knowing that Hell on Earth Awaited him!!

[@snarkymcsnarkface1863]

That looks like an apple, tree moment. You know that dad is dying laughing inside as he knows he did the same things as a kid. Congrats my dude you cloned yourself

[@spinynorman887]

Thank you for leaving the ad for the end! I wish ALL KZbinrs would do that! I wouldn't cancel so many subs if they did!

[@catbehindthecurtain]

As a mom who can easily imagine such a scenario... the man is correct-ish. Stop at the border, buy a burner phone and call home... we've probably forgiven the child and it's safe for them to be returned to our WATCHFUL EYES. And if you still need to flee... well, it'll be easier for you without the child YOU DIDN'T WATCH! Or, if you really want to come home... this is your chance to fund (forgiveness with) the renovations we've been wanting. Including the new couch, you'll be sleeping on for a while.

[@sadwingsraging3044]

You'll never take us alive!✊🏻😶

[@glennllewellyn7369]

Retire to the man cave. Wait 48 hours. It works.

[@michie666]

Mars is your only chance dude 🤬

[@nacht_kaperschiff2670]

Alpha Centauri is the first stop of many to survive.

[@sebulller]

Seems that we have lost one of our brothers to the she devils... lets have a 10sec silence for him.

[@ericthrone276]

True that! Run! 🤘

[@matthewvanrensburg3824]

Just 5 minutes? Yeah right....🤣

[@markedington8482]

ROFLMAO OMG LOL

[@lkreinmiller-author]

I have a short simple solution to this problem child, but in this touchy feely age I can’t say it here.

[@dalerushton1394]

I'm afraid there's no hope for him; sadly. He can try to run but his efforts will be fruitless. Any attempt at escape will only be an exercise in futility. Indeed any and all ideas of escape shall be rendered moot. I will pray for his soul.

[@christianfournier6356]

Why would you run with the child? Wherever you seek asylum, its just going to do it again! I say, sell it to the Gypsies and try to repair what’s left….

[@JasonPowers-rw8rf]

Lol❤❤❤

[@BiornBear]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@iantrousdale1749]

No, no, no, totally wrong track. You call the wife and say, "Honey! Good news! We are going to get a new living room set!" Let's go pick something out!" Money really can fix everything, and even the best of men must sometimes stoop to the vile practice of Marketing.

[@jalopywrench]

Taking my dog, leaving the brat. I didn't cause that mess, neither did my dog..

[@JS-mh9uu]

Ok but what is that? Mud? Paint? If you can just take stuff outside and hose it off it's not that big, if that is paint ... well there is about to be some pain to the T.

[@Real_American_DAD]

but, But, BUT🤔... WHY would I want a 2023 coin when it's "2024" ??!🤷🏻‍♂️ '23 was CERTAINLY "NOT" a year to COMMEMORATE !! 🙄😒😪

[@thedadbodveteran]

I misspoke! I meant 2024!

[@Real_American_DAD]

@@thedadbodveteran OHH.😯 OK.👌🏻 Thank God.🙏🏻 > For a moment I thought my "voice of reason" was losing his mind. 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😄😆😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 THANK YOU & 💥KEEP UP THE EXCELLENT WORK !! 👍🏻

[@Seven7Pain1]

🤣he speaks the truth but leaving might be worse she can put you missing in news paper for two weeks if you don't answered she can start drawing your retirement or Divorce you , but being twice divorced I'm sure she going for the money first they all do

[@dannyjones1423]

get out the belt

[@cyndiberry1608]

Hey, Mr.Man!😉 I have tried time and time again to get myself a hat. But yes, you guessed it, there always outta stock!!? Just saying, I may quit trying. ❤️

[@thedadbodveteran]

I’ll post a video when I get restocked… everybody keeps buying me out faster than I can get them in!

[@cyndiberry1608]

@@thedadbodveteran Okie Dokie, I'll keep my eyes open! 👀 Thanks 🌺

[@QueenNYC113]

Lmao

[@randywise5241]

What did he get into? Looked bad.

[@snarkymcsnarkface1863]

Looks like a mud pie explosion

[@tiredoftheliesalready]

Oh, look...a kid that has _never_ been properly assessed by his parents and treated accordingly. The child that would do this is guaranteed to have exhibited signs that proved they cannot be left alone, even for "just 5 minutes", and yet...there they are. Zero sympathy for the parents here...literally zero.

[@DesireMorley]

lol haven’t seen u in awhile

[@johnashton4776]

The belt effective cheap discipline.

[@silverthorngoodtree5533]

Can we exchange it?

[@olla9307]

Quite frankly I’d leave the child. If the husband is not an idiot then the child’s idiocy is because of her. Just leave, change your name don’t use any cards only cash and get a new life and put this behind you.

[@deeclutter1123]

Leave the country 😂🤣😂

[@WolfgangSaiyan]

Send him to nz i got places he can hide with his kid lol

[@PearlTheSpinster]

Kids are so overrated

[@jenniferhanses]

Yeah. You most definitely cannot blame the child. That child is too young and should have been under supervision. Why were both parents out of the picture?

[@KaiIngebrigtsen]

How gen-x handles millennials and z`s.......

[@lemhanback9595]

😂😂😂😂

[@Homemade-in-4-Generations]

😂😂😂😂