Caitlin Peluffo - Get Yourself a Short Man

[@JasonJordan198]

TELL THEM IM A BOY has me dying 🤣

[@tashinaking3198]

My favorite part 😂😂😂😂😂

[@trinidadinternational]

Probably the best joke

[@Exspazament]

This set was gold.

[@flyingblind5677]

Loved her non stop delivery, can be tough if you try to lean into a joke for too long but she rolls through them well

[@zombieowen]

She's amazing! Such a refreshing vibe. "My vagina is going to make up for the wage gap." DYING. 🤣

[@dieselpunk4117]

A woman making a joke about her vagina? Yes, very 'refreshing'...

[@brazilfootball]

I feel like she’d give her son a shield and be like: “Come back with this, or on it” for Kindergarten 😂

[@libertyordeath555]

This is Spartaaa !!

[@tomreingold4024]

I don’t normally like humor to be this explicit, but this woman really has stuff to say that needs to be said, and she makes it funny for fun. I’m glad to have stumbled upon this.

[@sb-b3071]

"...So tight I made my own engagement ring..." 😂😂😂😂

[@Beachtrader0007]

you left out the "Grrrrrrrrr" its her squeezing sound. omg

[@sawtooth808]

_Daaaaaamn_

[@bensneb360]

As a short man, I approve this message

[@LA-cm9uo]

As a tall woman, I approve you 👀❤️

[@usualsuspects42]

@@LA-cm9uo best kept secret: short men. ❤

[@SnackPatrol]

​@@LA-cm9uoNow kiss

[@boredbanana7324]

Wishing you all the success in the world. What an amazing act!

[@Victorio667553]

This was educational more than anything else 😂

[@donnyarmstrong9559]

She is savage! That was an awesome set! Original, great delivery, interesting theme! I would pay to see her do a full show!

[@vass169]

Oh my goodness!!! That was awesome! Saying what we are thinking and telling the way it is! Great job!!!

[@dfrost666]

This was hilarious! Hope to see more of her. Very interesting energy to her delivery but it really worked with the punchlines

[@johnmac333]

What a refreshing female comic . Funny , quick and not a boring scold .

[@mechanicalmonk2020]

fEmAlE

[@AsheSlayer]

And not like Amy Schumer

[@aliciap6329]

There should be more women like her. It's no joke.

[@waykeeperfarmandnerdery]

It’s networking and a rising tide lifts all boats at the same time. Loved your set!!

[@JujuSenju]

Lisa if you're reading this, 3 fingers is crazy though 😂

[@Telcontar86]

As a 5'6" man, I'm slightly offended, mildly amused, and perpetually single because any women who don't care about height are either insane or already taken

[@johnflorio3576]

I’m also 5’6” and let me share a secret: If you’re in good shape women will throw themselves at you. It’s true. They’ll pick an athletic short guy over a tubby tall guy.

[@robinly]

I'm 5'5 and super jacked. I have a decent face and great smile. Women like me.

[@jonathansaunders6697]

@@johnflorio3576 honestly I haven't seen that...maybe it's regional lol...i know a lot of short buffed cats that can't get laid, never married, and miserable...and I know a lot of tall cats who have absolutely nothing else going on for them, and stay coated in women...go figure

[@robinly]

@@jonathansaunders6697 you know "a lot" of short buff guys who can't get laid? They tell you they can't get laid and are miserable? I doubt you know any short buff guys. Quit lying. Buff guys get laid all the time, regardless of height. Do you even go outside? Do you see all the short fathers and boyfriends and husbands out there?

[@ccm4633]

Idk where these women are who only look for tall dudes, none of my female friends or coworkers care lol

[@AJ-xm4xc]

she’s on point about short guys.

[@josephrion3514]

Applause. What a wonderful set. Come back anytime.

[@Beachtrader0007]

"Your last comic" nom nom nom nom genius

[@JacksonJonez]

As a short man i had to click this lmao

[@dcast781227]

Same bro 😎

[@vdcg2010]

She is hilarious, she had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

[@atharvbhagya4317]

as a short man, I am aroused, offended, and still single.

[@sjent]

Mean and hilarious. Perfect.🤣🤣🤣

[@beckwalter-e4t]

She really knows how to bring the big D energy.

[@avataraustin1]

I'm dead!!!!😂😂😂 The moaning take notes!

[@robertmoye7565]

Absolutely brilliant and hilarious material with a lot of honesty. She totally owns it.

[@hillarycourchaine6829]

She's hilarious, absolutely love her comedy.

[@RonHarrisMuscle]

4-11 women on dating apps are like, "Must be 6-2 or over, NO EXCEPTIONS!"

[@GrannySkeksis]

Hysterical!! I’m dying😂

[@etrangray-mane8610]

This chick made me laugh and gave me a confidence boost too. God bless her and her marriage.

[@mattnobrega6621]

I really like this woman. Shes a keeper 😏👍

[@richardcelaya7361]

I learned so much today . This was q great learning game. Absolutely funny . We need more of her

[@CufflinksAndChuckles]

Dude she killed! Talk about a tight ten.

[@zunaiandre2341]

The ring Yess,hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@Love.Yourself.1976]

More please

[@brothersar5957]

She learned a lot about his ex, OMG, I think we all have now 😅

[@metalahhhhhhhhhhhh]

As a shorter dude this is EXACTLY the type of chick I wanna date. That aside shes pretty hilarious

[@vincentdouglass4010]

Excellent funniness !!!! Thank you.

[@_kmCarter]

😂😂😂 …cuz I’m wearing cammo.”

[@bluetears2]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought if I can’t beat a man in fight, it’s gonna be dangerous to date him.

[@Rockah0lic]

It might be dangerous if your man can’t beat you - meaning he definitely wouldn’t be able to beat the average home intruder or street mugger. The average woman can absolutely tear to shreds the average man VERBALLY - does that mean men should only date women they can always win against in an argument? Nah. Just somethings for your consideration! Men can easily bully women physically, but there’a plenty of decent men out there who won’t ever put a woman in that awful situation. Women can easily bully men verbally, but there’s plenty… well… there’s some who will at least consider their partner in a way and give him a chance sometimes in a fair argument 😂

[@lastmanstanding7155]

I'd try not dating guys who'd try to beat you up. Tall. Short. Medium. Abusive peeps be Abusive peeps.

[@twentystars6116]

@@Rockah0licyou sound like someone who’s lost a lot of arguments

[@scottbilger9294]

@@twentystars6116 Haven't we all?

[@ysy_y]

@@Rockah0lic I get what you're saying, but those two things are definitely not the same caliber lol, for several reasons.

[@AndyBHome]

Should want someone like her? I DO want someone like her! She's very attractive.

[@faith4freedom76]

Still have to put her in her place...in the room but yea, totally hawt!

[@BlackStar-hy1iy]

​@@faith4freedom76 0_0 red flag

[@faith4freedom76]

@@BlackStar-hy1iy huh?

[@awhoot1]

I think I just found “my type” 😂😂

[@michaelb.6527]

I've seen her live twice. Excellent energy. And funny af

[@gregwarner3753]

Shade in the summer. Warmth in the winter. Padding for your ears. Lots to love.

[@fettbub92]

This was funny. I've seen a few clips before from her, but this one was fire

[@emilydiamond8345]

"...crushing coal into diamonds down here...I made my own engagement ring." 😂

[@thisoneT]

Omfg they're taking notes! I can't! This was too good. Loved this

[@celldwellerhell]

I also am short at 5'5" and am caught between the confusing and frustrating emotions of awe and horror.

[@slaplapdog]

I'm not sure she's funny but she is spitting strait facts!

[@yosoyroman875]

I can’t even with this woman 🤣🤣🤣hilarious.

[@Cynthia_Cantrell]

Any guy dating her better get used to "YES DRILL SERGEANT!" very quickly.

[@mamasquatch]

She's fantastic 😂

[@v44rgtuy0l3]

She's better than Schumer and Silverman combined.

[@modemmack]

Silverman is awesome! Funny is objective though.

[@gonzo26nix]

being 5' tall.. I heartily endorse women going after short guys.

[@KeithCooper-Albuquerque]

I loved her set! It's time a woman with her build expressed her pride in her comedy! I find her attractive, and very funny! I think she needs to slow down a tad, but that could be that I don't hear the audience's response and that can affect her timing. She is a winner!

[@KatimaGaming]

OMG she was brilliant!

[@josecotto8902]

😂😂😂 I’m dying ☠️

[@kendals3833]

I love me a short king too!

[@elite_ncenb9318]

😅i really love this

[@chatsnoirblamo]

flippin' hilarious. A+ I'd see you live!

[@chrisjoosten9819]

Totally dig it.

[@cmd_f5]

She's awesome. :D

[@thomaschandler4831]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love her !!!!!!!

[@arlomartinez5442]

As a woman who could "strap a fridge to her back" who just found her dainty king, this is so refreshing and relatable!!!

[@bitwize]

This whole audience just found out why Street Fighter fans stan for Marisa.

[@Urbanfour]

Get her a special

[@bacon_sammich2845]

This was hilarious, good work Caitlin! You made me laugh until I snorted iced coffee out of my nose

[@wildlifegardenssydney7492]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Sooo true and had me laughing

[@adrianselder7924]

Hun you maybe one of my spirit animals ❤😂

[@annapolack8207]

So funny!

[@jimwoodard64]

Now she was hilarious!

[@thomasritz4863]

Loved it and very funny. However, one point of clarification......"Get a short guy for a fight you can win".... Most short guys have been fighting all their lives and know what they are doing. Bad plan.

[@e.t.2914]

Lol literally no. They are masters of confrontation AVOIDANCE, because they aren't stupid and know better.

[@h2amster328]

omg!!!! caitlin getting engaged!! saw her in nola last august!!

[@RaymondCHowes]

Damn..I'm still short to get on that ride. If 5'5" is short...then I'm still too short for that ride! 5'3"😂

[@logan9189]

Brilliant

[@ashleyking695]

As a 5'9 woman let me assure you that there is *nothing* on this earth sexier than a man shorter than me who wants me to wear heels when we go out together. That kind of self confidence will get you laid every time. ❤

[@jonathansaunders6697]

lol...ur definitely an anomaly

[@jangoboy5000]

That was so funny. Loved it.

[@quads4500]

very funny!

[@autumnatic]

Nah, I tried that, but this guy was like Napoleon reincarnated as a rabid chihuahua. Get yourself a short guy *WITH EMOTIONAL CONTROL AND NOTHING TO PROVE.* Really, at this point just any guy with at least average emotional maturity and nothing to prove who is any kind of minimally attractive. Actually, I'm tired of gambling and then dealing with years of trying to escape after they turn out to be the opposite of what they pretended to be at first. Life alone will be easier.

[@jacobferrera1777]

I wish you luck with that, hopefully you find some happiness

[@faytdragon4536]

Lmao she was fun!

[@pcnetworx1]

Was this recorded in Pittsburgh?

[@MrMegaGamerMan]

Short guys try harder 😉

[@OniNoFro]

What makes the bit amusing is across countries, ethnicities, time , ages of people, income brackets etc etc.... it is women who predictably and reliably want a man taller than them. So the notion of turning it on its head and making it about men wanting shorter weomen and then women saying they should check out the short dudes is funny... lol

[@LokiDWolf]

Funny and fine. Lucky guy! ❤😁

[@Touchedbygod122]

😂❤ they like short dudes cuz they think they can beat us up ⬆️ 😢😅 Domestic violence ! 😂 it’s a real battle!

[@trinidadinternational]

I'm short and loved her!

[@rodettegross1598]

She is a hot mess!!! LOL 😂😆😂😆

[@Xphinity]

I usualy don't like when women comics go on the sex train but she nailed it! lol

[@chthulu27]

As a man of average height (5' 11", yes that's my real height and I'm definitely a little bitter about not growing just that last damn inch), i prefer my women sturdy. That way I don’t have to work myself to death unless my suicidal ideation is flaring up and i can trust her hand is steady on the gun when i leave her home alone with our son in case anyone thinks they can invade my home while daddy is away.

[@Telcontar86]

Where are you from that 5'11" is "average height"?

[@chthulu27]

@@Telcontar86 , Ohio.

[@chthulu27]

@Hinnawi , I suppose that is something. I imagine I probably look like a giant in a fair number of Latin American countries and large parts of Japan.

[@chthulu27]

@Hinnawi , that does make me feel better about it. I mostly just hate non-whole integers, but I've learned to ignore it as life goes on.

[@jonathansaunders6697]

dude...average male height in usa is 5'8"

[@naywahn]

This chick VS Mayweather... *Make it happen!*

[@AnansitheSpider8]

She's got a lot of masculine energy.

[@windermere2330]

Or she could just be from the Midwest…….

[@ajvintage9579]

It’s not masculine energy, don’t assign a gender to someone’s personality.

[@AnansitheSpider8]

@@ajvintage9579 Bullshit. People assign gender to someone's personality all of the time. She has masculine energy. Stop policing what I say and just concentrate on what comes out of YOUR mouth.

[@e.t.2914]

@@ajvintage9579 Coming from a woman: she gives off masculine energy. She is the tomboy of legend.

[@theescaperoom7823]

Those jeans have me aroused af!

[@2023roadstervet]

That was good 😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

[@AnointedFlow]

She's funny.

[@shachora5900]

very funny

[@kristoferpearson1537]

my kind of woman

[@thecitiots]

I'd love to party with her she seems like a ton of fun and bad decisions rolled into one.

[@windermere2330]

Those are some pretty serious boots! What are they? Red Wings?