5 Minute Crafts Melts My Brain

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[@thsk23254]

Did you guys notice that through the years Kris became very comfortable with her audience. And now she treats us like her bestfriends. (Almost) ❤

[@kallmekris]

🥹❤️ love you guyzzzz

[@sadvibes2608]

@@kallmekris we love you too kris!! ❤

[@buckiesmalls]

Yet no "personal" compliment in this one. 😔

[@wobawoba_boba]

@Jack Wrath WTF IS THAT edit: false alarm go back to your business

[@thejacksquatch1992]

I like to think everyone here thinks of her as a bestie as well 🥰

[@glw2847]

4:40 five minute crafts: “write that down write that down!!!”

[@smiley_kylie_125]

😅

[@jessie-leelaurie2863]

Yes queen

[@lilamay1400]

4:00 back when Kris cared about Pete and didn't constantly beat the shit out of him for fun 😃

[@GippeumMin]

Kinda miss that time❤

[@StrawberryPavlova1]

Can someone please tell me what happened between them? Long-term fan here but still haven't gotten the answer to that one! 😂

[@eliteedits1087]

Kris- Five mintues craft doesn’t give us five mintues crafts it gives us 10 years of therapy for not thinking I am good enough at doing certain tasks! 2:52 😂 She cheers our mood up!

[@jakeakamuki4712]

The only reason we endure the headache in this show is because your reacting to it Kris. By the way, I like the intro Capt. Kris Sparrow! 😆

[@fireruby1882]

*you’re. But I agree

[@fredwilliamson1898]

@@fireruby1882 rlly no one uses good grammar any more. I bet you dont even abbreviate

[@kaisayshey]

Ur mom No Your mom.

[@kaisayshey]

@@fredwilliamson1898 🫵 True

[@mhodgdon9802]

Exactly! She's so good with accents and imitations!

[@alyssaspears4745]

“5 minute crafts didn’t give me 5 minute crafts they gave me ten years of therapy” kris is representing all of us rn Edit: Omg I’ve never gotten this many likes before thank you guys!

[@avaisakovski3393]

Period

[@ShadowF8te]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo the answer is 4

[@Bashteur]

*kris

[@Sinx-Ce]

Goddamn so many bots

[@ShadowF8te]

@@Sinx-Ce ong

[@KERMIT-up2bz]

kris is my safe place like if i feel down or sad she just she makes my day so much better she saved my life honestly 💗💗

[@svarthofde2492]

The fact that you know Bullshlaka has elevated you above pretty much every other content creator on KZbin.

[@mathpunksimp4100]

I speak Russian and i dont know what is it

[@svarthofde2492]

@@mathpunksimp4100 That's because you don't speak half Australian and half Tibetan

[@oriondemetrios]

@@svarthofde2492 Half Mount Everest **

[@nateperry]

I would love to see her characters react to 5-min Crafts. I can already hear them in this video. I love it

[@Sayorisnoose69]

Frrrr

[@7Pickles]

Yes that would be great

[@samsprrr3548]

Could you just imagine nona saying how rubbish 5 minute crafts is.

[@jessroe9232]

@@samsprrr3548 or Katrina

[@bunnypatch7858]

Omg that's suck a great idea

[@CatLoverX74]

When did 5 minute crafts go off the rails??😂 it’s absolutely ridiculous now 😂 but I’m glad they have because Kris is hilarious 🤣 they’re my favorite reactions ❤

[@Olicia88]

I wonder if now they're just trying to come up with most ridiculous crafts and see if people still think they're serious. Seriously I feel like 5 min crafts are making parody of themselves creating this "crafts".

[@SievertSchreiber]

@@Olicia88 true that

[@ruby_t08]

Was it ever on the rails

[@crocs6537]

i remember watching it when i was younger and taking it seriously 😭😭

[@letitiagolden-brown7154]

Yessss soooooo true

[@rxsq_yux]

Kris never fails to make us laugh 🫶🫶

[@KimberlyCastroVallejo]

😊😊😂😂❤❤❤

[@Dutchman._.]

4:52 Every muscle in my body just flinched and I have goosebumps everywhere...🥲

[@La_aJ]

I got goosebumps in places where even my hands can’t reach 💀

[@zoeyingst9685]

0:19 “It’s been a minute” You mean 5 minutes… me just sitting in my room laughing way too hard at my own joke! Love your videos Kris!

[@hannah.770]

Me not wanting to like your comment bc it's at 90 likes

[@saraxx948]

@@hannah.770 i made it 105, satisfying

[@REDpol100]

It was 124 but I made it 125

[@caitlynstewart6995]

I made it 131 it hurt me but I wanted to like lol

[@user-yw6xj6ry1h]

Honestly I would have laughed that much.

[@deffonotdaisy]

hiya kris, I’m going back to school tomorrow and actually so anxious, but seeing this is a relief! you always make me feel better, love you lots!!

[@celistique]

bots are in ur comment section

[@Sinx-Ce]

4 fucking bots in the replys

[@Luminescent_Animations]

Was expecting you to say something like "and these 5 minute crafts have made me more anxious, so thanks" lol Jokes aside, hope school goes well for you! I'm also anxious about school

[@Addie53107]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo too late :(

[@i_am_homeless]

@Jack Wrath and even if its not a troll the video isn't "funny footage"😤

[@ambersather7460]

Kris I think you're keeping me out of the hospital right now. Literally. My anxiety has been the worst it's ever been and your videos are keeping me level. I really hate my brain sometimes.

[@harleyquinn2011]

9:45 Watermelon rind is SO DELISHOUS!!

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

(6:35) my mom's name is stephanie and has an unhappy marriage and i was so taken aback when you said that 😂

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

I love that 5 Minute Crafts has made the transition to a 5 Minute Crafts parody channel. Pretty much the best thing the 2020s have had to offer.

[@quekdamien]

Too funny

[@Rvnge-lt2rc]

Has anyone ever mentioned how beautiful your eyes are, Kris? Not saying it to be weird, you really are super pretty. Inside and out ❤️

[@StevenMccandless-vt5ik]

DID you copy what the user : naked ninjas thing he said about Kris having pretty eyes?

[@the.real.free_wcue]

​@@StevenMccandless-vt5ik no they did not plus they don't know who the fuck that is

[@ecstaticwooper368]

@@StevenMccandless-vt5ik Alternatively, there are just two commenters who happened to have the same opinion. Crazy, I know.

[@Rvnge-lt2rc]

@@StevenMccandless-vt5ik Yeaahh, I've gotta agree with EcstaticWooper on this. I hardly read the rest of the comments before putting this one, cause when a thought comes to mind I say it without checking. Lol, my bad

[@ella_spamm]

Your jack sparrow impression was SPOT ON! Literally ❤ you Kris

[@bearium91]

On multiple levels, I should not have had a full-on bite of chili in my mouth during Kris' toilet seat table commentary. 😂

[@qiivuu602]

Me and my sister watched 5 minutes crafts because our mother wanted to have some bonding time with us. We had no idea why nothing made sense but my mom believes anything and everything so she did the crafts. It was entertaining to watch and we had a good laugh. BTW love your vids!

[@qiivuu602]

@@Instabruh.User.. I am concerned for your well being.

[@artistgirl1776]

@@Instabruh.User.. WTF

[@SquaulDuNeant]

@@qiivuu602 I hope you are without anyform of sequel tho and that your mom is cured x') . "Old" people fall to often into bullshit to be honest it's really depressing.

[@qiivuu602]

@@SquaulDuNeant Pardon?

[@thestarsailor972]

@@qiivuu602 I am here to inform you of bots

[@vivs_.avenue]

2:02 we gonna ignore the fact resin takes way longer then 5 minutes to dry?😂

[@KitterKat2763]

Yeah, it can take DAYS sometimes to dry. Especially if you don't have a warm place to put it

[@hyliandragongaming]

I think there’s a special kind of resin that dries in minutes with a UV light.

[@lburren]

She’s Canadian but it’s almost like she’s just Russian 😂❤😂

[@slothsounds5273]

Her Jack Sparrow impression was literally so so so good. She always makes my day and makes me laugh so much. (Edit: WOW i didn’t think this would get that many likes! Thank you!)

[@landynrorabaugh1233]

Facts

[@biancagasparini8490]

Yea it was SPOT ON

[@PsychGirlRaven]

It was actually really bad. I couldn’t tell who it was suppose to be for a bit. It’s the I my thing I’ve seen her do that i thought needed improvement. I’m sure her talent scout agrees. Oh well Can’t win them all.

[@denkikaminari5612]

@@PsychGirlRaven how could you not notice because I did straight away and it was actually amazing I would like to see you do better

[@phoebebaker9665]

Liked it. 616.

[@Squishmallowslife-up8iu]

Kris always looks so good and she makes my day so much better after I get home from school x

[@Cainsuggests]

Same I clicked on this straight away

[@P0ppins_]

SAME- i love her. And what she’s doing. 😄😄

[@linyenchin6773]

So pretty, witty, smart and adorable. Thank you for being you, Kris.

[@gracelynnsmith7226]

I love how kris gets excited over duct tape. It’s truly a useful invention.

[@KILLGRXVE]

Kris never fails to entertain us she makes me laugh and makes me smile

[@KorokYT]

@@Instabruh.User.. what

[@snowyohwy]

@@KorokYT it’s a bot

[@NakedNinja-gt9ck]

Wow never noticed kris's eyes are so beautiful, and steel-blue colored before. It's like you almost can't see her iris at all. Thanks for that ultra close up!

[@swyou2019]

I thought those were lenses lol

[@NovaPlaysGames]

Loved that you did the voice of Captain Jack Sparrow! Absolutely great. Love your work.

[@Taliesin-xd7ke]

Your reaction to the inverse spoon had me choking on my pizza, thanks Kris.🤣

[@himawari6667]

15 SECONDS. I BLOODY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YOUR FACE ON MY PHONE. I'VE BEEN TERRIBLY SICK THE WHOLE DAY, YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE, I LOVE YOU KRIS!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@tendoussister6288]

I love the fact that Kris always makes you feel better even after crying for a couple of hours! I love the start of this vid. ❤️

[@aidioticperson6905]

Kris you are legitimately my comfort youtuber.The way you give us a compliment everytime we start the jokes, everything has really helped when I'm down.Thank you so much

[@feliciawebb6081]

I’m dying! The ridiculous “hacks” and your reactions to them! 😅😂

[@hazzard_destroyer]

This should be great. My brain feels like it melts for a lot of things so this should be fun

[@kallmekris]

😂🤘🏻

[@julia11112]

@@kallmekris will you please respond it’s my birthday today

[@fredy0397]

I'm too get stressed out lol

[@ItsGemma4272]

Same

[@BahreahTheAll-Knower]

The only thing turning to liquid should be Kris as she gets into a GIANT BALLOON! and fills it with water. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaKwY6ijl52Yh5o kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZqC2ZJeZl56An6M GIANT BALLOON!! GIANT BALLOON!! GIANT BALLOON!! GIANT BALLOON!! GIANT BALLOON!! GIANT BALLOON!! GIANT BALLOON!! GIANT BALLOON!! GIANT BALLOON!!

[@Harrys-Hub]

That Jack sparrow impersonating was brilliant! You make every ones day better

[@Kooloveblavk]

4:47 that's why i say we both are just the same person living in different bodies 😂

[@agatanakoncuswiata]

Frankly, after being forced to cook my eggs in microwave and sometimes in the electric kettle during my travels, the iron hack doesn't seem too outrageous :P wishing you all the best Kris. Your eyes are just crazy beautiful!

[@miningwithmadi7985]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, kris and five minute crafts are like the perfect therapy session 😂

[@Angi1015G]

Girl, your gonna be bigger than netflix one day... Love you Kris you never fail to make us laugh! 😊❤❤

[@pitythebackseat1034]

6:56 I feel called out i always carry a lighter 😭

[@rebekahwhitney2726]

U could say that spoon hack was a cereal killer.

[@Itsuki_Gamer]

Noooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@colinmaharaj]

7:15 the irony of using a hot iron to heat food

[@rainbowsprinkles18]

The- iron-y

[@george.5145]

I love how this channel started out as a cute little family friendly reaction channel and has just gotten consistently more chaotic over the years. The level of madness that it has reached is amazing. Good work Kris 👍

[@humblecoconut759]

Always,ALWAYS do an impression. That was epicness at its greatest!

[@Rissie]

Kris going to serial killers all the time is why I watch. She's hilarious

[@jubranaaish]

3:57 justice for pete 😭

[@2joz279]

She never runs out of ideas KEEP IT UP

[@Evesvloggings]

I love how kris treats us like her best friend

[@hr.CuddleBug]

"It's so stupid, it's so dumb, it's so.. REEEEEEE" I now believe that Kris is my spirit animal

[@elizahamilton6265]

Didn’t sleep all night cause back pain and had to leave the house at 5:30 for work, now I can watch Kris during my break and have a better time at work with my back pain

[@mukke9728]

5:10 You could say it is a WIeNEr straw… okay, I’ll see myself out.

[@Murr_3823]

Your done Your done

[@JesusChrist-he4fl]

Life is not a waste as long as there is at least one person in the world who cares for you. So when things go wrong and you feel like giving up - remember you’ve got me.🤗

[@Lulu-lq6rs]

i love how you went on a tangent about garlic butter HAHA! you always make my day but at the same time get me in trouble when i'm doing "homework" and i stat laughing my mom goes "turn off your videos" lol. also that spoon thing was pretty stupid.

[@ameliarose8822]

Hi, Kris, I've been really upset recently as my nan passed away yesterday and I was actually there sitting next to her when she passed. It's been really tough but watching this video has really cheered me up. I know you probably won't see this comment but I just wanted to thank you for always being here to make your viewers laugh when they're going through it < 3

[@charliekat7472]

Sorry for your loss

[@muriel5826]

I’m so sorry for your loss. It was probably very hard for you to witness that but I’m sure she was comforted by your presence.

[@ameliarose8822]

@@muriel5826 thank you. yeah, it was. And it definitely did

[@charliekat7472]

@Cayla Pelt your right but I’m gonna be nice 👍

[@ameliarose8822]

@@caylapelt seriously??

[@stephbrush1143]

Honestly I’m going through a lot and watching your videos are one of the things that makes me smile and laugh so thank you for everything you do. You are in inspiration 🥰

[@mouth.music34fanpage46]

3:40 NO SAVE PETE!!! 😢❤ #SavePeteTheBlueDino ❤

[@faylinminecraft2704]

SAVE PETE!!

[@filtrotp40]

"...and, now, we're eating with a spoon ⏸️ BACKWARDS because we are literally sooo dumb!" 😂 I lost it, bro. The indignation in her voice.

[@BLUEWOLFOFNIGHFIRE]

Kris Never fails us to entertain us and she makes the best high quality content ever and she makes our day or night even better keep it up with the awesome work 💯 💙

[@BLUEWOLFOFNIGHFIRE]

BTW I'm no bot

[@tendoussister6288]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo Oops, I’d did it by accident

[@minecraftjr2332]

YES

[@joseerodriguez9820]

Thats because She knows. @KaIImekris 🅥

[@joseerodriguez9820]

@Kerrie Wilson Why I WATCH HER

[@diablominero]

8:02 the sock helps the sweaty foot slide past the grippy shoe leather. It's not implausible that it might work, but a thinner sock would be better. Or dust the foot with cornstarch, that'd work too.

[@galcha8810]

3:25 THAT JUMPSCARE THOO 💀 (She said DUCT TAPE?!)

[@Idrawonmyselfforfun3.]

Kris this is for u we all love u u treat me like i have a purpose my family doesn't like me and u make me and keep doing what ur doing I LOVE U GIRL UR BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@FionaStifal]

I love your videos so much

[@Luna_the_frog]

Same

[@FionaStifal]

@Bully Maguire 🅥 what is it

[@Luna_the_frog]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo to bad

[@rosaliehetrick4285]

I love how Kris stopped trying the 5 minute crafts and just started reacting. She's like no I'm not going to your level anymore.

[@user-oy5uq5pt2e]

Ok but is it just me or does anyone else think Kris's eyes are so beautiful😍 like wish I was born with those eyes!🥲🥲

[@Zipporah.Brooklyn]

Kris: YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A FIVE MINUTE CRAFT, YOU GAVE ME TEN YEARS OF THERAPY

[@lesbean6862]

Five minute crafts didn’t give me a five minute craft, they gave me ten years of therapy. Best quote ever.

[@georginaberta6161]

9:59 I'm dying 😂😂😂

[@horselover2006]

Ikr 😂

[@lemongal8724]

Rëeeeee

[@Stupid_LMK_Fan-vf9hw]

I think Kris has watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure... Because, I mean... WRYYYYYYY!

[@kitkatzoey1222]

RÆEEEEƏ

[@TheRealSlimJunky]

Jack sparrow is actually awesome, and seeing kris, another awesome person, act like him is the highlight of my week

[@Chu_Nyanning]

2:14 plot twist: Kris was a serial killer in a past life

[@DNA912]

0:47 omg, that is literally perfect pronunciation of toilet in Swedish xD

[@puppetguy8726]

4:14 Perfect example of a solution oriented person 😜

[@RustBunny]

You suffer so we don't have to. Thank you for your service!

[@xxH34RTS4M3xx]

The luggage one actually is that pillows fly free so you aren’t paying for another suit case ;) they finally have a decent hack lol

[@thechicken2801]

Kris inspired me to make skits with my friend for when our friends are unhappy! You truly are a lifesaver and thanks for everything!

[@lucycullen944]

I love your videos ❤️

[@madmudd96]

The vacuum sealing thing is actually really easy! I've been doing it for years- put whatever food in a plastic bag and seal it almost all the way, and suck all the air out!

[@annarattray-wood5444]

3:21 "oh no the 'bright' is so 'light" 😂😂🤣🤣 AND THE WHEN SHE SAYS DUCK TAPE AFTER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thelittles6021]

3:10 the reflection of the camera makes it look like kris has no pupils 💀

[@yoaveragereadingfan]

Kris, you are so lovely to your viewers and it makes everyone's day including my own. I don't normally watch longer videos on KZbin anymore but you made me get back into them. Keep up with the good work ❤️

[@batmanilluminateconfirmed9848]

3:50 either kris (sorry if I spelled that wrong) is left handed and refers to her right hand as the south paw, or she goofed and ment to punch with her left and accidentally punched with her right, or the shot would look wierd if she punched with her left and decided to punch with her right but didn’t cut out her say “left paw jab.” But she entirely say “south paw jab” which refers to a left handed punch/jab and then jabs with her right hand. Lol😂

[@hobo3813]

I thought I was the only one that saw that lol

[@eccentricwallflower]

10:37 I thought they were going to use the pillowcase as one of those compression cube thingies you can get for packing... I obviously have way too much faith in these people

[@ducks_are_friends7461]

Kris took the hotdog and wine combo personally 😂

[@derpster656]

3:46 Avenge Petes sacrifice. ✊

[@tamunacigroshvili8680]

Kris really be getting comfortable with beating the heck out of pete

[@mixthepix]

The whole thing was beautiful But what really caught my attention, this lady has a proper boxing stance And knows how to actually box Idk y but that’s rlly cool for me bc I’m just learning boxing now

[@kholdanstaalstorm6881]

Yayy, more asinine 5 minute crafts with Kris! Love the talent, knowledge, experience, humor and the athleticism on display in Kris' videos! Combined with the mind-boggling good looks and more than me are completely tongue tied if we were ever so lucky to meet this immaculate woman who is the absolute dictionary definition of gorgeous! The crafts was as expected and I wholeheartedly agree with Kris' assessments! The spoon one was so indicative of 5 minute crafts are well through the bottom of the ideas barrel... Thank you Kris for the compliment, you seemingly never ceases to impress! I really needed this video today, thank you Kris for posting it. Keep being awesome Kris, take care and stay safe!

[@trufmantarri]

Kris posted. Greatest part of the day is now starting for me🙌💖

[@Mars_xoxo_edits]

"Five minutes crafts doesn't give me five minute crafts, it gives me 10 years off therapy! Wait, what were we talking about? " 💀, truly inspiring words

[@leia.nailss]

I have covid and I have been watching your videos non stop

[@heathertanner5744]

Totally wish I would've gotten to watch this sooner but it was a long day at work. It ended up being a great way to end my day. Totally needed a good laugh for today. Thank you Kris.

[@vidhisharma9291]

SHE IS BACKKKKKKKKKKKKK WITH 5 MINUTES CRAFTS YUHOOOO 🎉🎉🎉. She literally watches 5 minutes craft for us and we all know how 5 minutes craft is 🤣

[@PringlePawzzz]

Five minute crafts with an 11 minute long video💀👉🧋

[@CATSMUFFIN_OBV]

UHM WELL💀

[@ollie2862]

8:07 the sock has much less friction than the bare feet, allowing it to fit better.

[@GingerThereforeNoSoul]

I love suffering through 5 minute crafts with you, lol!

[@Zerosedits2]

3:03 "yep just a casual day,oh whats this you ask?" "Oh its just my glasses holder!"

[@Itz_Phia_Plaz]

9:58 the way you reeee in anger made me laugh so hard 😆🤣🤣🤣

[@user-mr4ww5do4v]

I love re-watching your videos ❤❤❤❤