People Who Had ONE JOB And Failed

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[@chloejohnston6692]

I love how Kris complements us, then puts herself out of the picture while looking like a GODESS

[@rosejin9244]

Ikr

[@Strawberry_barf]

True

[@ESCLasagna]

Fr

[@firelionguurl]

Yeah she always looks like a goddess

[@Scaffolding502]

Frrr

[@haleyblake7375]

Humor unmatched. I sometimes feel a splash of old Jenna or Shane & it just gives me those early 2000’s KZbin vibes I grew up watching. Kris’ humor is definitely all her own, & it’s amazing seeing how many people come together now just to watch her continue to grow & make people laugh & smile.💜💙💚

[@halcyon3116]

and now jenna is married whaaaaa! i think it took them ong enough lol

[@Doryzitter]

@Don't Read My Profile Picture I did everything you said not to do out of spite lol

[@samanthagoebel6006]

It's the HELLLL NAWW, that gives me massive Jenna vibes. Then I'm sad, and then happy because we have Kris. It's a rollercoaster of emotions.

[@JuditaHoffman.]

@@Doryzitter Aghhh I like a good splash of spite. In spite even better. But I'm not spiteful, that's grossly immature.

[@Doryzitter]

@@JuditaHoffman. So you like spite but don't like spite? Pls explain, I am confused

[@dmfraser1444]

5:06 Destroying boxes. My mother suffered with the same issue. No matter how many times I showed her she always opened packages with a serrated knife. She could not operate anything more mechanical than changing the ribbon on an IBM Selectric typewriter and that took some time after I tossed out her old worn out mechanical one. But still she was one of the sweetest people to have ever existed and lasted until almost 102. I love what you do here Kris.

[@NanosChannel-hi3mm]

Kris swears

[@NanosChannel-hi3mm]

Vegan teacher

[@GamingwithAlex-247]

Yes Kris is amazing😊and what she does is amazing❤

[@s_k_y_l_a_98]

@@NanosChannel-hi3mm what? so what if she does that has nothing to do with this comment?

[@rtg6301]

Kris makes me feel a lot better. My friends made me sad, I got lectured and yelled at, then I get frickn scammed. Kris, thank you for just being a person.

[@nicreblando9213]

I had one job, and that was to sleep. Yet here I am, at 3 AM in the Phil, deciding to watch Kris instead of continuing to lose the war against insomnia. You always make my day/night, or whatever the heck time it is infinitely times better😅😁

[@allypendergrass6473]

Nice me too

[@kyrstynl1232]

The way this comment summed up my everyday life 😂

[@theylovelyd]

kris has the best sense of humor i've ever encountered. she is so real with us and i love her for that 💖

[@lustsans33]

Yes she does

[@mikomikaei5923]

@@lustsans33 ik

[@donkunkilluminati2412]

I would love a to have a girl like Kriss

[@IppoMaka]

💯💯💯💯

[@evelyndowsing1095]

Completely agree

[@yuriakina660]

I LOVE it when Kris complements us , it actually make me feel happy ❤

[@ashwillow.7159]

The Happy Birthday song is even more depressing when your only friend is uh...imaginary friend which please be real.

[@BugIsTheBomb08]

let’s be real, kris makes all of our days so much better. she is so funny, inspirational, and funny! ❤❤❤

[@lokenifamily8969]

Fr she makes all of our days better

[@Slime723]

She’s so funny you had to say it twice and it’s still true!

[@GiannaDobric]

Yes she is amazing

[@eddawg79]

Kris videos just make the day better. She never fails to deliver a few good laughs.

[@manversusclock]

A FEW?! Sir, I'm offended.🤣

[@sgtmajor5700]

Must have been a tough day for you yesterday

[@brittjackson3364]

@@manversusclock fr

[@K-9_john]

@@manversusclock same

[@simon19830]

“You had one job to not look better than me.” She knows I’m in my pjs sitting on my bed about to get changed- thank you for thinking i look better than you 😅

[@dustycrowns5700]

Thank you I just got home from my first day of school and I clicked on this, and now I feel so much better. Thank you for being so funny and kind, Kris. ❤️

[@saimandede4443]

Let’s just appreciate that Kris gives us compliments every video, although we don’t do anything. The reason why we watch your videos is because your a funny person and your personality is great 👍.

[@MangoMia]

Meanwhile I’m sitting with plastic wrap on my head and hair dye on my face

[@Musicalfan69420]

Yep

[@reaping-equally]

Comedy has helped me survive ten years of excruciating pain, and now here are people like you still helping me through the surgery and recovery. Love your work, thank you!

[@margodphd]

Hope You are doing better 💛

[@reaping-equally]

@@margodphd definitely not recovered, yet, but at least I'm getting plenty of rest 😁

[@jellypongo]

​@@reaping-equally kallmekris choose you for smh!

[@eloraoliver7451]

0:04 What do you mean? I look like trash, you look absolutely amazing 😃

[@Oofthepoof]

So real😂

[@Bad-girl-Coven]

"people who had 1 job and couldn't do it right, that's basically my life." same tho 💀

[@Draca_Cartoons]

Someone give Kris a raise for giving us the privilege of glorious comedy and commentary 👏

[@vencilarodrigues2215]

Let's be honest Kris never fails to make us laugh Edit- thanks for all the likes. love u guys ❤

[@roach.-.chillin]

Facts

[@Annyan659]

Absolutely

[@TRIXX1470]

ABSOLUTELY

[@I.Dont.Exist.Anymore]

10000000% true!!!

[@ninadavis332]

absolutely💓💕

[@KARMAISTHEGUYONTHECHEIFS8713]

3:52 I actually jumped and fell out of my chair 😂

[@millieTheFirst]

“Now i must destroy you” You get me every time😂

[@Matpit18]

Kris’ only job is to make us all laugh and smile with entertaining content. And unlike everyone in this video, she is doing an amazing job at doing that. 😊💖💕💕

[@annabethroberts-mp3ui]

I love the way how Kris is so nice to us and then takes hours making videos for us all

[@taiarichardson8218]

I agree

[@NotA_Cookie4ever]

Yes❤

[@kaystorm7519]

Ikr

[@graememckellan9259]

fr

[@adamliette8818]

“You weren’t supposed to look better than me, but here we are.” meanwhile I’m sitting in my pajamas on the couch 😂

[@AustinJF]

Bro u mentioned a dishwasher and reminded me I still gotta unload the dishwasher😭 I legit yelled “OMG NOO! KRISSSS STAWP, STAWWWWP IT! STAAAWWWWP!” 😂 luv u girl👍

[@LelaMB]

How can you say that we look beautiful when your sitting there absolutely stunning

[@Gachalife_Lover07]

Let's be honest here, Kris never fails to make all of our best days or even our darkest days even better!!! She is so funny, inspirational, kind, beautiful and amazing!!!

[@bluryyy7369]

Let's be honest, yes you are more than correct

[@sunnypuppy546]

True

[@YoMateo.]

Who didn’t come from TikTok raise their hands.✋

[@TheKocthelawn]

✋️

[@Itz_ace783]

✋

[@Billie-eyelash111]

🤚

[@brewdd]

🤚

[@SweetLikeChocolate1101]

✋

[@KrillingItYT]

The kickball one was that the catcher caught the ball and stood in place instead of touching home base.

[@bobparker964]

I love how Kris argues with Inanimate Objects

[@LEGEND_x101x]

7:38 they went to get the milk🤣

[@DesertPaws819]

Like my dad

[@botgamer4215]

I know this is late, but I had to post this. This is one of your best videos Kris, in my opinion. This video in particular has literally cured my bought of sadness that I have had for 2 weeks now. People say that you are making them smile. That is a major understatement. You are literally curing depression out here with these amazing videos. Please keep up the amazing work, and God bless.

[@Latte_girl1113]

I know right! This comment is so underrated. 😊

[@Freak_0ut]

Ur pfp is the exact colour of the comments

[@mickey_mousey]

Im not sure clinical depression can be cured with videos, but I'm glad you're happy! 😂 ❤ I hope you're still feeling great, and having an awesome day

[@richardadkin5340]

u think ur late!?!?!?

[@FlameLolbitAsh]

I love how Kris compliments us yet everytime I watch her videos I look like I took a dive in the worlds nastiest sewer 😂😂

[@FwoggyOnRoblox]

It’s so funny how kris will go from accent to accent through the video 😂

[@krissywiel3546]

I love when Kris complements us virtually! I'm super insecure and she makes me a little bit less insecure ♥️

[@Idk-ld5co]

I love how much work she puts into everything she does I love you so much Kris and I appreciate Jay so much .Thank you for making my day and everyone's else

[@CorExLupi]

It's J- Jeffery? Jeremy? The editor. He's doing most of the work 😆

[@mimifluff]

it’s jay

[@Idk-ld5co]

Thank you for all the likes. This is the most I ever got ✨️

[@AshlynHohman-un4sk]

So, the video with the birthday cake, well I'd rather have my head slammed in the table than on fire. He didn't even blow out the candles yet, so obviously, they didn't think that through.😂

[@maddimichael576]

Can we just take a second to appreciate the effort of this beautiful ladys intros? Like she learn the force to do this intro

[@liistoca]

so late but you’ve helped me through a rlly hard time in my life Kris. Im so happy you’re still posting. You’re making so many people happy in this world, including me. ❤️

[@noemiedepatie3987]

3:47 i jumped so high on my bed…. Gossshhh kriss making me have a heart attack like that 😂😂😂

[@laylahedge]

i love how she is just so energetic and fun. she makes my days so much more happier

[@strawberrylemontart]

9:50 i love how it just says 'Good Luck', i read those types of signs in the most sarcastic way ever

[@K-Howard]

Let’s all appreciate how kris compliments us every video 😊😊😊

[@irrelevant_noob]

Well i don't usually appreciate being constantly lied to... but at least she's creative enough to always have it be different. :)

[@K-Howard]

Lol

[@K-Howard]

Ty for all the like everyone

[@K-Howard]

@@GaiusMabelitini fr

[@TheYellowDuckie]

So many bots in the comments TT

[@lauriegraham1564]

I will admit that I didn't give a dang about reaction videos...until I watched Kris react to videos. Now I can't stop :D She's so relatable, super cute, and absolutely hilarious. Alsom how does her eyeliner always look so fabulous??? Ridiculous. But seriously. What a gem to find in these dark times. I spend way too much time watching these videos, and it brightens my day.

[@darkacademiabutnotreally]

'This class is ridikulous.'

[@pinkjellyb123]

​@@darkacademiabutnotreally pull yourself together

[@fredericdupuy43]

I love how I love how call me Chris is so sweet to us and she calls herself ugly and she's insecure but she's actually beautiful

[@FearMe707]

7:07 the definition of homer simpson doing that 😂

[@LaLaTufff]

Kris always makes my day. She is so funny and always gives us compliments. Thank you Kris! ❤️😊🙏

[@MegaSupernova88]

Kris, you're like the morning sunshine, always making everyone feel warm and happy ☀️

[@christophergordon8747]

Yup my ocd is that bad and I have a small head too. Lmao, seriously, thank you for everything. Even in my lowest of times, you always manage to make me laugh hard and cheer me up. Thank you for everything. Never change.

[@naomiyallknowwho6345]

Every "missed it by that much" and then "I'm abstinante" is me😂

[@maarshee.]

Kris can make even the worst days the best ones. She's just so amazing ❤️

[@lilywillywonka69420]

My mental health hasn’t been the best for the past few weeks, but when I watch kris’s videos it makes me feel so much better, thank you so much kris for the effort you put into your videos ☺️

[@katev37209]

Hey Lilly, ignore the scammer comment. Sorry to hear you've been struggling with your mental health. Just wanted to leave you a comment to let you know that you matter, you are loved and I'm sending you a huge hug and I really hope that things get better for you soon. Things do get better and coming from someone who struggled with their mental health for years, even though right now it may not seem like it and things may seem impossible, things do get better and once they do life becomes beautiful once you've emerged from the dark. Sending you lots of love from New Zealand xox

[@Laura-Grace]

@@katev37209 DID YOU SAY NEW ZEALAND THATS WHERE IM FROM

[@katev37209]

@@Laura-Grace no way?! I'm from the US originally but live in Auckland now

[@katev37209]

@@Laura-Grace remuera, auckland

[@Laura-Grace]

@@katev37209 I LIVE IN AUCKLAND

[@emilymuscolino4569]

Never knew I wanted to see Kris as a Jedi

[@marilynvogel6024]

Why does she always compliment us every video?! This is just making me love her more!!!

[@marilynvogel6024]

The reason I made this is because I'm ~✨insecure✨~

[@cf6171]

Kris is so honest, and that's one of the things I absolutely love about her🙃

[@elsastarbell]

Thank you for all your amazing content, Kris! Ik You put so much work into all of this and we all appreciate that so much!

[@alexisschneider559]

When I watch her videos I feel so happy

[@dougcolosio]

The sock story was a tear jerker.. I had to pause the video to not start crying my eyes out! All those lonely mismatched socks out there... damn it!, it's happening again... Good Job Kris!!! 😊❤

[@Michaelthekiwi]

3:33 - And it's my birthday... Thanks Kris!!!

[@lucywhite1861]

kris constantly makes me laugh! she has an amazing personality that i never get tired of! love you kris.

[@ChuuyussyCameBack]

I hate it when they say “Oh, yeah, I put the Diablo sauce in there!” At Taco Bell and when you arrive home it’s already too late and that’s when you realized they lied to your face. Also, it scares me that many many many people did not know you could just 👉🏻🚪 and unlock the lil latch thingy.

[@Rosie_lovesVerosika]

"Because I'm insecure." Relatable.

[@NoyaVersano]

Can we all just take a moment to thank kris for just making our days so so so soooo much better❤❤

[@alaricpiette2500]

She’s nice

[@MochaNeko]

hearing Kris creepily singing happy birthday is so fitting considering im turning 18 next week

[@leightonhartsell3899]

Her hair was so beautiful in this video, i love when she compliments us but maybe its time for us to do the same for her ❤

[@JulieGrimes-dm2jw]

I lost it when you described the Tupperware cabinet when you’re living by yourself. It’s like an avalanche of Tupperware coming straight for your face when you open the door. I’ve figured out a life hack for that. I have one to two pieces of Tupperware that I use, and I keep them out on the counter on top of my toaster oven. That way I never have to open that cabinet. Lol

[@CarlosHuiskens]

7:12 DISHWASHER?! What Da HAIIILLLL is a Dishwasher - Steven He.

[@-Summ3r]

0:04 - me looking like Kermit the frog, being sick, in a unicorn hoodie which is very grumpy, haven’t showered in about 5 days and miserable…

[@pizza_gacha]

😅

[@IAMBOB-qb1mg]

3:35 WHEN FREDDY K WAS STARING LIKE A MANIAC AT US WHEN KRIS WAS SINGING💀💀😭😭😭😭

[@georginalove9395]

It’s halarrious bar you made the toilet joke I nearly cryed😂

[@Ed_Sheeran260]

Sometimes Kris makes me laugh without doing anything. Its muscle memory at this point. Love you Kris

[@angelaharris7815]

Kris, you are so amazing I cannot even begin to explain! You lift my mind, and make me happy when I could cry for hours. Thank you so much for all that you do, and for all the work and effort you put into your videos, just to make us happy. I don’t think you know just how amazing you really are to us no matter how many comments you get! Please keep doing what you’re doing, and if anyone tells you any different, ignore them

[@AriesMcLeod-bh6sc]

I love how Kris compliments us when half of us are in pajamas lol😂😂😂

[@AriesMcLeod-bh6sc]

Lol where?😂😂

[@joshuafielding7667]

My favourite thing about subtitles in a movie is when a character will be crying and then it just says something like “crying (in French)” 😂

[@DancingonKnives]

One of my favorite parts of watching Kris besides her humor is when she compliments us at the beginning, I have some pretty bad self esteem and being complimented by someone as beautiful and funny as Kris makes you feel amazing

[@techslfink9722]

She really makes you feel the compliments are specially for you. She’s amazing!

[@ehof03]

It doesn’t matter how far apart kris posts I miss watching every time!! She’s got that personality where all I want is to be one of her best friends 😝

[@ehof03]

Also omfg I love being able to buy kids clothes does it feel weird and awkward ofc but it’s all about that money saving

[@kris10cole]

“I really try hard when I open boxes guys. Don’t you make fun of me for it!”

[@Different_age_gaps-anime]

Y’all dont need therapy no more when u have this queen

[@Rain-gl3gs]

Dude you don’t even know how much I appreciate the daily compliments, like what other KZbinr does that? You’re awesome, thank you Kris

[@annaluizabarcala8362]

every time I'm feeling bad/numb i somehow always end up watching Kris . Today is my birthday and no one other than my parents remembered it ... This video had me laughing and holding back the tears became a little easier , thank you

[@laughoutrainbows8117]

I'm so sorry happy late birthday!!

[@vanessaburns8438]

I love the Kallme Kris Happy Birthday song i want that for my birthday

[@ffionswithin8648]

For the sock thing, I just pair up the miss-matching ones and call it a day 😂

[@phillipgaige6156]

11:30 this medal is a 3st trap.

[@skullzthewolf761]

6:00 reminded me of moana! When they started singing in another language, me and my family was like lets put the subtitles on! We will know what their saying and it said "Singing in Tokelauan" WE ALL LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!

[@hazbinhotel_130]

kris in red lipstick is just- mwah- GAWJUS!

[@Reputationlover89]

One time a teacher yelled at us at school so we had to whisper the happy birthday song not a song to fall asleep to

[@baileyfinch6523]

I love how kris makes you feel so appreciated and it means so much for everyone so thank you

[@XAngelxbxbblesX]

Kris is probably one of my favorite KZbinrs, she is so kind, inspirational, and I love how she compliments us she just makes my day!❤

[@DFSJR1203]

Kris, having a great time watching these vid's. You picked a great selection. There even funnier if you have a joint while watching.

[@CharoletteLetourneau]

0:12 Thank you Jay you saved us

[@SP1LL_MY_GUTZZ]

As soon as kris uploads my day is so much better. I love her

[@swikrutipati6730]

Only Kris could make the birthday song scare worthy 😂😂

[@galaxy_art16]

Me who looked ugly AF and just listen to the intro:crying my eyes out😂😭🥺🥹

[@blackrain9852]

9:48 vid: not gonna lie that is a road sign that I would find incredibly difficult not to take home with me and hang on my entryway wall, just to mess with guests… and show off my larceny abilities.

[@Just_a_commenter]

Oh no, oh goodness, that sound at 0:42 hurt my soul. That poor, innocent motherboard. D:

[@Firiko042]

3:39 Kris you made me jump onto the floor as soon as you jumpscared , my bird got scared too 😂😂❤

[@kareto]

I love how Kris always compliments us in the beginning of almost every video

[@user-wh1hy1iw1m]

if she made a comedy talk show i would watch it every day🤣🤣

[@dsatrek]

I needed to watch this today and laugh. My anxiety has been at an all time high and now I feel better. And my OCD would drive me crazy if I saw that 1 red brick in the wrong spot I would have to get my tools and fix it! Thank you Kris. You have gotten me through some pretty bad days since I started watching your vids in the last year and a half. ❤

[@xxexotichumanxx665]

were you actually diagnosed with OCD cause hell i do and id do that on purposed to fuck with all the perfectionist who complain about there OCD all the time

[@Nathan_Bookwurm]

My autism drives me crazy when I see a brick like that too. How can you even think about putting that one red brick in the wrong spot 😭😭 I would take a different route next time.

[@Chiller-pc1dv]

I hate having OCD, it's super stressful, and OCD is much more complex than just liking things a certain way.

[@xxexotichumanxx665]

@@Chiller-pc1dv true

[@dsatrek]

@@Chiller-pc1dv yeah I know that. Didn't know I need to explain more of the issues I have with OCD.

[@hazzard_destroyer]

7:07 why is that how the stuff in my closet looks

[@fig20118]

The second to last one had me dying 😂😂😂

[@goddessofgamesDarkstalker]

I love that she says we look good meanwhile we stare at a goddess for like 20 minutes