Waffle House Fights Are Nuts

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[@quiteindeed6809]

Imagine duking it out in a waffle house during a hurricane, sounds like a tekken stage.

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@americanidiot41]

Whichever Mishima wins get to throw the other ones out of the hurricane

[@NinjaPastry]

The true Florida experience right now

[@mouthman1335]

Whoever loses must be sacrificed to the Waffle House gods for their loss

[@Gankstomper]

Based fighting game reference, you love to see it.

[@happyvocal]

I just imagine like, Japanese tourists lining up to take pictures at a Waffle House hoping there will be a throwdown because it's that much of an American experience

[@MyDamination]

As an Australian that's literally my thinking right now. "Damn, next time I go to see my friend, I definitely wanna see what a Waffle House looks like"

[@Armedias]

Sounds like something that could happen in a Yakuza game

[@nmspy]

@@MyDamination wait till you visit Chicago

[@MagicMaster997]

that's a joke in the movie "Crocodile dundee 2" there is this fight in a subway and there are these tourists taking selfies of them self and the carnage.

[@dr.k8610]

@@Armedias “STREET PUNKS” Funky music plays as Kiryu shoves a guy’s head into the waffle oven

[@t_topz2338]

As a former Waffle House employee. There have been plenty of these and most never made it to the internet, unfortunately. You could probably form an entire documentary series on it. I once saw my former employee throw a customer through the glass window of the store. I've seen knives, guns, an even a screwdriver pulled in altercations. It's really the wild west of the fast food world. Which is saying a alot.

[@WeencieRants]

Thank you for your service.

[@t_topz2338]

@@Zack-si9qr not sure I know what you're referring to honestly

[@rovalin6300]

Former Waffle Jockey Check-In here.

[@t_topz2338]

@@rovalin6300 Welcome soldier

[@Tayo-Seis_biggest_fan]

The one's at mine have really been "almosts" from the other employees, we had a drunk guy spill his chocolate milk and on his way admit to strangling a woman to death, Popeyes manager pulling up in a Corvette wanting all the smoke, and a man screaming the n word at me because he didn't want one of my cooks to cook his food. And that's just what I remember off the top of my head

[@moistsp00n98]

If you are a waffle house employee, you should qualify as a veteran as you were serving in an active warzone

[@kshinokevin]

"Thank you for your service." is what I would say to a Waffle House staff member/employee.

[@chaserohwedder8852]

Waffle House, McDonald’s, and Walmart are basically the modern thunder domes of our time.

[@sifu7888]

@Kavetion these bots are getting out of hand

[@Brandon-ge9to]

true i got threatened with a knife working the cash register because someones dog barked at him in the line, we took his money then called the cops, free meal!

[@darthplagueis3488]

@Kavetion new bot account, Savetion?

[@user-dq4vh2zu9t]

As well as Britian

[@ChefBigHipp]

@@sifu7888 I swear someone with the same gru profile says that under every video 🤨 are you a bot?

[@dustee3598]

As a wise man once said, "Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?"

[@Iloveyouverymuchkissandlove]

nieeeessssss

[@jasperion8655]

Not in this house

[@rivervollman7230]

While taking cover

[@mollusckscramp4124]

Couldn't stop thinking about this the entire time haha

[@aurialirez]

😂 you just triggered a deep memory 😂

[@caidalee1994]

Charlie, as a Floridian, you should know that Waffle Houses are known for more than fights… they’re also for gauging evacuation probability for hurricanes. If the Waffle House is still open, you’re good. If it’s closed, start praying whole packing the car.

[@babyblue_22]

That's in the video

[@persontheguy]

if waffle house is closed, *IT’S ALREADY TOO LATE*

[@flyingstonemon3564]

Wait fr? The Waffle House Hurricanometer...

[@caidalee1994]

@@flyingstonemon3564 Fr dude, we legit pay attention

[@flyingstonemon3564]

@@caidalee1994 The 24/7 Moto is really tough to keep, It must be quite the scaring experience to see a closed Waffle House

[@trevorevans4000]

The severity of Covid during the pandemic didn't really sink in until I tried going to Waffle House at midnight and they were closed. Top 10 insane things I've ever seen, didn't even know it was possible. Shaken to my core.

[@poisonmantis4191]

a bunch of waffle houses in my area like. didnt know how to close. one of them didnt have any managers who owned keys bc theyd never had to close.

[@Scorchabl]

Damn

[@eric6cho]

Seeing a waffle house fight in person is the American Experience in its purest form

[@amadmanhere]

Bro these bots 💀

[@JayPlusForerunner]

Lmao. Can confirm as an American

[@thejourneyman8890]

Can confirm loo

[@JayPlusForerunner]

Also, how has KZbin not taken care of these bots yet

[@yeehaw3792]

*AFRICAN AMERICAN experience.

[@Dylanb3713]

"They seat you by weight class" whoever said that should get a gold medal, that got me 😂

[@drfreez2472]

Redditor detected

[@bio2189]

damn I read this the moment he said it

[@minisculeman8266]

@@drfreez2472 gold medals are not from reddit

[@blazer7731]

@@drfreez2472 self report😂💀

[@Ketsui.]

@@drfreez2472 Bro turned friendly fire on

[@sarak7864]

As a former waffle house employee, there is quite literally back up plans for almost any natural disaster. It is something you have to sign a legal document when you do on boarding. There are certain menus for when you're running on generators, the whole thing. It's something we're trained in and, at least when I worked there, if you try to leave/evacuate when the store says they need you they would fire you.

[@rovalin6300]

Been through a snow storm and two hurricanes on the 2.5 shift.

[@homemadecringeycontent6363]

You guys have a plan for WW3, or do I need to go somewhere else for my post-apocalyptic breakfast?

[@sarak7864]

You could grab some hashbrowns and eggs 🤷nothing like waffle house grease to get you ready.

[@biggiebagel]

Saw a dude with no arms and legs scoot into a Waffle House on his belly on a skateboard, dude did some sort of flip into a booth and the waitress fed him.

[@BinFrinklin]

whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[@calilove6445]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@retard_activated]

Awe

[@MDLuffy1234YT]

Then again, if you manage to flip into a booth with no arms nor legs you deserve literally everything the restaurant could possibly have to offer for free.

[@TheCostantinus]

He may not have arms nor legs, but he sure has my respect

[@samuelmasenyama1791]

Fun fact: MMA recruiters are usually found at waffle houses in order to find the next best fighter

[@alexpainter4960]

Wow you are soooo funny

[@user-wl4qs8xl3r]

THESE BOTS ARE DRIVING ME INSANE

[@connexusstudent4144]

Holy crap there are so many BOTS!

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

@@user-wl4qs8xl3r if only reporting bots actually did something

[@Thunder__Cloud]

@Kavetion no you ain't

[@imnotadoctor_]

As an ex Waffle House employee for 4 years I can confirm there’s been worse fights that never got caught on camera

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@13HushHush]

Hey, you ever seen a group of people doing a drag race and circles outside the restaurant at night after stealing another customer's food? my god, it was every night. and in the morning, all i would see is tire tracks running around the parking lot with some going near poles. 🤣you know what that means

[@ppstorm_]

Why lie to strangers on the internet? Is it an attention thing

[@dokkeboi2554]

@@ppstorm_ yeah cuz bad things do not exist, right?

[@mikec4308]

who asked

[@Mega_man_X69]

Waffle house should be in every fighting game, Hell, I think Waffle house SHOULD be a fighting game.

[@BinFrinklin]

Waffle house IS a fighting game, it's just cosplaying as a restaurant

[@Rooftopaccessorizer]

waffle house simulator

[@katatonikbliss]

they could really capitalize on this and set up a boxing ring in every waffle house and take bets

[@Mike.325]

Facts🤣🤣🤣

[@demetridabum]

LMFAOO it needs to be a dlc map for MK

[@galacticFantasy]

Former WH Server here-we actually have a "No Power Menu" that we serve in case a WH ever looses power for any reason. Also, the broken plates do get replaced! Each WH is supposed to fill out a "dish count" sheet where the employees count every. single. dish. And then the manager on duty fills either fills it out in the system or requests more dishes if they're missing a bunch. So, if a WH is not replacing or ordering new dishes, that's on the manager lol

[@nerdstop5025]

Brianna, you can't just lead me on like that and cut me off instantly. What kind of stuff is on the No Power Menu? I'd imagine cold grits and bread.

[@galacticFantasy]

@@nerdstop5025 it’s the most basic stuff like scrambled eggs, bacon sausage or ham, etc

[@galacticFantasy]

@@nerdstop5025 so more than cold grits and bread surprisingly 😂

[@nerdstop5025]

@@galacticFantasy how do you cook them without power? Im guessing backup generator or something like that?

[@galacticFantasy]

@@nerdstop5025 I believe so, and probably for the most important things like the grill cause of I remember correctly waffles was not avaliable on the no power menu lol

[@agentoregon7212]

I've got an insane level of respect for waffle house employees. they definitely act out every customer service personnel inner fantasies.

[@ManiacX1999]

Yeah, and it can cost them their lives. That's not even a joke, I don't want to die in a MFing c-tier diner

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

@@ManiacX1999 D-tier

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@Caseoh_Music]

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 no i think c-tier.. imma be real waffle house isnt that bad to me

[@Lightning920705]

Specially it is hard to watch these fights when the staff are young folks just trynna make it or taking the job to help the family while their own people trash on them for something as stupid as missing a side item on the order, or not putting enough butter on the waffles. Like WTF. I have a good friend and love her to death, she worked in a Waffle House only for like 5 months until she dealt with this obnoxious big fat whale for no good reason. My friend just said she thinks it was because she was skinny and pretty and the woman was big and ugly (funny as hell). She had to call the cops but the fat gremlin already had left the establishment. WITHOUT PAYING. Worst part was her boss, or manager. He gave two shits about the situation and told her something like "you white folks complain about everything" or some racist crap like that. Almost made me wanna pay a visit to the guy. Anyways. I wouldn't recommend going to Waffle House after 8PM at least. Anywhere. Besides the food is just decent but nothing like out of the ordinary.

[@fishyboot]

I think Waffle House is the perfect introduction to keeping calm in extreme stress. I had 3 friends that worked there and two are now in the military and one is a cop. It prepared them, forged them.

[@randomenvelope]

They have seen the horrors of war

[@DrizzleDrizzleNeverDies]

Better make sure the one friend doesn't park any suspects on train tracks, apparently

[@Matthew.M.S.]

@@DrizzleDrizzleNeverDies yeah cops 👮🏻‍♂️ 🙄🚂. Upset they couldn’t cover that one up.

[@Boolievard]

I'm sorry they joined cults

[@georocks3810]

@@DrizzleDrizzleNeverDies When I heard about that from Charlie’s other video I was in shock. Like how utterly oblivious and blind does one need to be to something like that unintentionally and then forget about it on top of that. I forgot what ol boy Charlie said at the end of this video but I hope that cop was charged? Like the victim fucking died didn’t they?

[@emilvalentinsrensen1891]

Imagine if weather reporters actually measured the severety of storms, based on the Waffle House index.

[@Man-lt9hc]

There’s actually a unit of measurement for that lol, based on the waffle houses condition.

[@Freyja_fenris]

If Jim Cantore shows up, time to break out the generator.

[@nicksurfs1]

They do. That’s what the Waffle House index is. Waffle House actually has a whole meteorology department that is well paid and staffed with top meteorologists. FEMA unofficially uses the Waffle House index to judge severity of natural disasters.

[@audiovisualcringe]

“We’ve just gotten word that Waffle House has closed in preparation for the tsunami, God help us all”

[@corncobbob2326]

@@Man-lt9hc wait really? what is the unit of measurement? please elaborate bc this raises so many questions now.

[@sanieli]

As a Waffle House employee, we’re never supposed to close. And I’ve seen some of the most outrageous fights working there. So tired of writing statements😭

[@tannie6115]

how do fights even break out, i REALLY am curious because how is it so common

[@sanieli]

@@tannie6115 .. we have a lot of people who come into work high or drunk honestly. Most fights I’ve witnessed have been started or egged on by impaired employees.

[@standupstraight9691]

Probably something to do with the demographic.

[@drd675]

@@tannie6115 Opened 24/7 and serves drunk and high people

[@Ginothemoonman]

Some words of wisdom: If your Waffle House waiter isn’t missing at least ONE tooth, leave, because it’s not a true Waffle House experience

[@Reeeeeeekkkkkkkttttttt]

Nah if they don’t have a blunt behind his/her ear

[@headcrabking9054]

The less teeth, the better the experience!

[@ugly_.steez_5720]

Or smoking a ciggy

[@Yoqhu]

Must be a deep fake Waffle House

[@cxdxr]

TRUE

[@dontaskme7004]

The willingness to cross the void between using a generator and total destruction is something that deserves respect.

[@kylecobb3346]

The fact that there was no in between had me crying

[@ccalvinn]

@YeaMan y'all just making me deliberately avoid your content lol. 🤌

[@lorenzo1562]

Exactly, you have to stay in there until the place is completely tumbled down

[@burned..away..]

Guess the penguin worm lives ?

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@thesuburbanfisherman3652]

Wafflhouse is never mediocre tho, it’s either a 10/10 masterpiece or the closest thing to inedible that u can eat without dying

[@mar4626]

“I feel bad for the customers” I feel bad for the employees that gotta stay and clean all that shit up 💀

[@JosephCornishV]

As a former employee of Waffle House, I confess to getting into a food fight in the store. We just used eggs and water, but it was one of the most joyous occurrences I remember from working there.

[@TrafalgarD.Shambles]

Damn...you are a survivor

[@aidenralston5477]

Please explain 😂

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@phatdookie4207]

I work at a Waffle house. Never seen a fight in there. It is actually usually kinda boring.

[@nadapenny8592]

The way yall have that basket of eggs just hanging out all the time gives me intrusive thoughts every time I'm there.

[@kikilove4465]

As a Waffle House cook. It baffles me when people really try to fight the workers. I have never seen my coworkers loose. And tbh. I won’t let them loose to nobody.

[@meisteremm]

And why on earth would you fuck with the people who know where ALL the knives, fire extinguishers, pans and guns are?

[@mymyscellany]

this is one of the best comments I've ever read

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

You'd lose a spelling bee, that's for sure.

[@tacomas9602]

@@nomoretwitterhandles who cares

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@justaguywhosaweebforfun6245]

I like how restaurants have just become fighting game stages, especially waffle house. Its like the moment you walk in you just become primal

[@flyingstonemon3564]

Popeye's counter and customer line vs waffle house the entire restaurant, who wins?

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

@@flyingstonemon3564 I think I'd give it to Waffle House. Waffle House employees, especially the night shift ones, have to know how to fight to some capacity if they plan on working there and being respected. The better you are at throwing punches, the more respected you are on staff. Popeyes employees just give you that "fuck off" look, they don't typically expect you to come at them, while Waffle House employees act nice and reasonable, but are *FULLY* expecting you to snap at the slightest thing.

[@starlily3219]

The way she said BITCH! With such hate and making sure she says it every time she throws something was just pure entertainment

[@DavidAbyssal]

Can you explain me what "get hood with her" means in that video title ps...

[@davidtrujillo5581]

The next pay per view event for WWE should be held at a Waffle House

[@kingkobralive]

magine having a not so fun day and thinking I’ll let you have a bad day?? Come see some funny content that will 100% change your mood and put a smile on your face 😊🌟🫶🏼

[@deetheoriginal3117]

WaffleMania

[@bytchesagainstbullshyt6984]

@Kavetion little girl, go get a hug from your mommy, no one gives AF

[@Official_Mr_masky]

Or at least sponsored by them

[@gyrozeppeli3438]

Yea roman reigns vs brock lesnar at waffle house for the undisputed titles

[@incidentlyaniguana2193]

During a particularly bad snowfall in southern Appalachia, my brother once spent 6 consecutive days spending the night at the waffle house he was managing. He was the only one cooking for 80% of that time and was bathing with restroom sinks and ate only eggs for the duration. I'm in the industry and those places are true warzones if you get sucked in.

[@mouthman1335]

You must be able to survive the Appalachian mountains for a month with no gear to be able to work at a Waffle House

[@requiemforameme1]

Waffle House Line Cooks will have zero problems during the apocalypse.

[@SnowMexicann]

@@mouthman1335 or the pits of hell

[@NuggetWorkshop]

Tell your brother he is an hero. Sounds like he single handedly prevented the waffle house falling into the red

[@requiem165]

lol

[@johndefilippo9395]

Worked at Waffle House for 5 years and no joke we were still open during a hurricane with no power just wind up flashlights and still continued to cook food for customers. Working there is unpredictable to say the least.

[@ACisdead]

My mother had recalled her experience when she was in a Waffle House and a server pulled a gun on her table because they kept sending food back

[@hungryburger1170]

"YOU'RE GOING TO EAT IT AND LIKE IT!" -Every mom ever.

[@BimmerWon]

Imagine a Waffle House Throwdown during an escalating yellow to red alert during a Category 4 Hurricane. Sounds like an incredible experience. You could just watch the fight while chowing down on waffles and enjoying the sights and sounds of the storm outside, soon to be inside.

[@donnieb390]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@mouthman1335]

Best boxing match of the century

[@BloodyBay]

That definitely sounds like a Tekken stage, or maybe even a Mortal Kombat stage if you throw in some Aztec architecture and a few impaled skulls. The next time I"m at Waffle House, I need to check the doors and see if they have waterproof seals. Surely that would be the only way for a Waffle House to stay open during a knee-deep flash flood, right?

[@kozmatheclown]

Aye that sounds lit. Also I think I recognize you!!

[@desipooted]

This just sounds like a Friday night in Florida

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

" I'm a Waffle House victim." Dude had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video

[@VitaTheMerm]

@YeaMan no comment

[@illustriouschin]

Waffle House should sell tshirts with that slogan.

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@fen4ri]

@@illustriouschin THEY SHOULD

[@yarraiden3199]

I went to a waffle house like once, and it was great. There was no one else there. I ordered a couple of eggs and a couple of pieces of bacon and also a couple of waffles. I went at 3 AM and they gave me two extra eggs and two extra pieces of bacon for no extra cost. It was absolutely like the best restaurant experience of all time.

[@apollo7557]

7:16 you don't apply to work at waffle house, you get drafted.

[@tomemeornottomeme1864]

it's like jury duty

[@thundurcats1223]

As a overnight Waffle House employee, we stay open during all emergencies because it’s SUPPOSED to be a family friendly place for all people. But honestly I completely understand why other employees fight customers because some of the shit people do at Waffle House are way worse than any other restaurant I have worked at

[@thundurcats1223]

In all seriousness it’s really fun to work there sometimes while watching the shit go down

[@randomenvelope]

Not family friendly at all, its a ghetto where kids go to get shived

[@thundurcats1223]

@@randomenvelope hence why I said supposed

[@financialeducation4433]

@@thundurcats1223 What has 8 arms, 8 legs and 8 teeth?

[@thundurcats1223]

@@financialeducation4433 southern women

[@joltionunivers]

There's nothing like ordering a Steak and Eggs with chocolate milk at a Waffle House at 3am. The best part is when the sweet lady behind the counter gives you a free refill even when they are supposed to charge for it. Its not a Waffle House, it's a Waffle Home.

[@mroversteer3739]

Waffle home truly is the greatest

[@TheBossManBoss319]

I’ve never felt more safe anywhere as I do in a Waffle House. Them cooks put up with nothing.

[@austinmoriset5938]

Waffle House is just a wwe arena for common folk

[@joepalmer9955]

Waffle House is a very unique and underrated restaurant. I've seen fights happen with outdoor ashtrays, I've seen people be high in illegal states, I've seen men fall from the ceilings. There are a lot of good, poorer waffle houses that have the kindest, most bizarre workers that could cook the best hashbrowns you've ever had. Never underestimate a Waffle house, and always check the prices -- drinks add up fast.

[@stares_mthrfckrly]

Can confirm, I am one of these people who went to Waffle House high as fuck. Truly a gift from the Gods, that place.

[@coreythepeanut]

The nice waffle houses are the rural ones

[@joepalmer9955]

@@coreythepeanut always the rural ones - jukebox ones especially

[@PrinceTancred]

High in illegal states... So basically everyone everywhere

[@joepalmer9955]

@@PrinceTancred true, but blatantly

[@Nevermind0309]

The first and only time I went to a Waffle House, the staff was at each other's throats, screaming at each other and everything. I took refuge at one after my girlfriend broke up with me and after I explained what had happened they quickly became super nice to me. It was like a complete 180. Was really thankful to them for letting me stay there while I got my shit together and figured out a place to stay.

[@marynoble9464]

its not a waffle house, its a waffle home

[@puppetstudio4989]

That's pretty wholesome

[@srs8367]

Hope ur doing better

[@mookiess]

that's strangely wholesome how they can go from a whole melee, plate projective combat to just being super nice and accomodating for your circumstances. Best place to see fights and feel welcomed man.

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

The first rule of Waffle House Fight Club - You do NOT steal handfuls of the complimentary packets of maple syrup while everyone's attention is on the combat taking place.

[@PerogiXW]

Waffle House is the most powerful institution in America. It's always open, even during natural disasters, always slightly dirty, the food is consistent, and the employees are ready to engage in combat against belligerent drunks at a moment's notice. It's a magical place, and I'll take a triple scattered hashbrowns smothered, covered, and chunked.

[@christinaburke]

Those patty melts though…

[@dwaterson21]

I mean, the food might be mediocre at best but it's affordable, consistent, and always there. It is the Rock of Gibraltar of restaurants.

[@mudhog]

The guy doing the goofy cartoon laugh just adds so much to the fight

[@ferretbaby1992]

@YeaMan i listened.. Its dogshit.

[@joemkdd]

@@ferretbaby1992 you did exactly what he wanted then. the entire point is to get people curious and click on the videos, potentially making them money

[@lololollololol629]

Yeah that laugh was hilarious

[@mosquitodeleto3474]

Fun fact: Working at Waffle House also qualifies you as a crime scene investigator from how many fights happen there.

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@aldamis8384]

Waffle House gets a lot of criticism for their food, but the quality completely depends on the specific cook. If you walk in at 3am and see a grumpy old dude with a stained apron and a cigarette hanging out of his mouth working the griddle you know you're about to have some FIRE.

[@maxismills]

When I was a young kid my dad brought me and my older sister to Waffle House in order to teach us “how most Americans live.” One of the most strange moments in my life

[@neesiexneedsxblunts]

That's actually so fucking funny hahahha

[@storm_epidemic]

I'll never forget the time I went to a late night diner and had my to-go order thrown at an employee by another employee. Good times.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

I'm not leaving a tip... but I'm also just gonna go home 😥

[@will2fite34]

When he started talking about how waffle house is built for brawls and how you can go in and scope out your weapons of choice, I just imagine a nutty action-comedy about a street wise spy who knows he's being tailed deciding to go into a waffle house and tipping the server some serious green to initiate an all out brawl to cover up his personal beef against the antagonist. I'd pay to watch that scene alone.

[@nonothis]

Oh No 😂

[@plipplopproductions4347]

I want to make this now this sounds incredible.

[@KittyxKult]

All movie fight scenes should be held in waffle house

[@spencergrande5828]

When Charlie read the index, I never laughed harder in my lige

[@KROGANLovesKittensAndPuppies]

2:37 I like the guy taking cover and grabbing stuff off the counter like "let me get this ketchup for my hash browns real quick" 😂

[@Jason-vr9ry]

As someone who lives in the south, if a waffle house isn't open in a 3 mile radius, something is wrong.

[@jesperlivid9184]

Ah yes, the Waffle House Index-

[@jennymac7882]

Lmao I live in Texas and there are 3 waffle houses within a 3 mile radius of me 😂😂😂

[@julesc5597]

My waffle houses close early near me because folks be wildin too much

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

Where I lived in Pensacola, FL., there was a Waffle House right outside one of the malls ... and another one three blocks away. You could sit in the Waffle House and watch people going in and out of the other Waffle House.

[@jbharrell4990]

100% shit slaps too all star breakfast never missed

[@javimec2343]

Waffle house is such an anomaly its like it just spawns hidden rage inside of a person

[@javimec2343]

@YeaMan damn these bots are fast

[@Jessica-gy6kr]

@Kavetion no

[@DravenUrei]

They are respawn points for Southerners

[@jesuschristthefirstjojo.7565]

So it's like the Stand Survivor? Bizarre.

[@punkydamonkey989]

Waffle House is an SCP now

[@Anonymous-gv3jy]

The only time I went to Waffle House it was 15* F outside and the inside of the building was easily 5* F or less. We stood outside and waited for our food

[@traviscase415]

That girl in the first throwing glass clip had an arm on her lol boy was in trouble you could tell

[@KitsDJ]

Hi Charlie, I live in the South where there was literally a Waffle House across the street from a Waffle House. When Hurricane Michael hit back in 2018, we were travelling along the road to find a Waffle House employee trudging through sidewalks of water in his uniform, and we hitched him. We asked where he was going and he said "home, finally." Apparently, in the middle of the hurricane, he stayed clocked in and hunkered down at the restaurant until everything subsided days later. They're not joking about staying open, come hell or literal high water.

[@lilygraceproductions5802]

Man's went down with the ship

[@1597B]

@@femboyroxas I salute those resilient employees. And good luck to you, sir. Be sure to work on your plate aim.

[@Armand0333]

@@lilygraceproductions5802 ong man deserves a raise

[@cartaphilus242]

bro that overtime pay be hitting

[@svgaming263]

As a good employee should

[@trilogeee]

I also have a waffle house fight experience. Someone pulled a knife on my uncle at waffle house because he asked them to stop cursing in front of his kids (my cousins). The person then pulled a knife and started to shout threats. Police were called but I don't think they were arrested. The manager of the waffle house was very apologetic. The food still slaps

[@thecrimsonfuckr5676]

And thats why we dont talk to strangers, kids.

[@bunklypeppz]

I mean, if you ask a stranger in a waffle house to stop cursing, you're basically just challenging them to combat.

[@M7S4I5L8V2A]

Hell yeah that's the thing often overlooked in people learning of this. Waffle House is actually pretty good. As far as good old fashioned American breakfasts from a chain go Waffle House is the best.

[@knuteknoll6747]

8/10 experience overall

[@Originalchili]

@@bunklypeppz yea it also depends on the demographic your asking to stop cursing, some might have different reactions than others

[@SkullsAndCats]

At least I know I'll be able to get good food in a zombie apocalypse

[@ardenamarelo]

instead of the hunger games we have Waffle House

[@brett8460]

I have never seen a Waffle House employee lose a fight on video.

[@rovalin6300]

One of my grill cooks almost lost once, but it was a two on one. It nearly became a shooting when they went for weapons. Then two of our regulars joined in and helped beat ass on the attackers and saved him. Then they hopped in a vehicle, went around the building twice shouting slurs, and then sped off.

[@Ridley369]

They're built different

[@coreypayne9401]

Pretty sure you have to have some kind of MMA training just to work there. It’s on the application.

[@MrBendylaw]

@@rovalin6300 "Almost".

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

I remember reading from an employee that if you plan on working any night shifts, you HAVE to know how to fight to some capacity. All the fights and rachet shit that happens at a Waffle House happens at night.

[@xsforreal]

The one and only time I've been to a waffle house was on a trip to Atlanta. There was a shootout outside the restaurant and 7 (gang members probably) were shot. They even stole someone's car after the fact to drive themselves to the hospital. 10/10 average waffle house experience

[@mikedacoolnerd788]

10/10 average Atlanta experience.

[@_frytasy]

@@mikedacoolnerd788 10/10 United States of America experience

[@likeadino8580]

Sounds about typical

[@mikedacoolnerd788]

@@danihascrabs When ever me and my family were in Atlanta to eat, there was a shooting where a kid got fatally injured and died in the same area we were in that night. Atlanta is bonkers.

[@kidalovelace]

@@mikedacoolnerd788 yes. I want to leave this godforsaken city as soon as possible😭.

[@askgoverntale2298]

2 days later, 21 different waffle houses HAVE CLOSED in Florida in preparation for Hurricane Ian. Godspeed.

[@Benefits]

When I was in high school, a bunch of us were at Waffle House after a football game celebrating a win. Some of the guys from the rival school's football team walked in and started squirting enemas on the open grills where our food was being cooked. Not only did we all dogpile on the guys that did that, but the entire Waffle House location got shut down for 3 days in order to clean and sanitize the food prep area from the enema attack.

[@disgruntledtoad2585]

WHAT

[@disgruntledtoad2585]

was i drunk when i replied to this wtf

[@MononymousM]

@@disgruntledtoad2585 no no, I think your first reply was the correct one. WHAT

[@brothdian]

Naaah man bro's on the third level of the waffle house index😭😭😭😭

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

So the rival team loses a high school football game and resorts to small-scale domestic terrorism. Sounds right.

[@DancingSk3L3tons]

As a native Floridian I gotta be real their bacon /egg/ch melts & hash browns are a gift from the heavens when hungover, there's always a chance of you having to fight for something so wondrous, way of the world.

[@Jessica-gy6kr]

I just had that for the first time, it was great. Not much waffle going on there though.

[@porkhill6665]

@Kavetion sad life you lead you became a robot 🤖

[@Jessica-gy6kr]

@YeaMan who TF is paige?

[@iatecielssoulsorrysebastian]

@YeaMan Mf’s bot can’t even spell page 💀

[@ferretyluv]

I must be going to the wrong waffle houses. They’re always peaceful when I go.

[@CadenBenny]

Former Waffle House employee here! I would like to inform you that YES we do actually hire professional announcers to start and sustain fights within our buildings.

[@A_very_tinly_can]

"And coming in from the right corner is METH HEAD MIKE! LETS GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR OUR BOY!! Aaaand coming in from this corner is the BRUTAL BUMPKIN BUTCHER, weighing an impressive 250 pounds and full of discount beer and waffles, this tank sure can take a beating. And now without further ado, LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!!!"

[@AdderMoray]

The weird thing about Waffle House fights is that they never happen outside of the Waffle House. The parking lot of a Waffle House is the safest place in the world. The closest thing you get to a fight outside of the Waffle House is someone kicking the door in to get inside of the Waffle House

[@easymoneysniper665]

waffle house is the modern day Colosseum where the greatest warriors fight for our entertainment

[@InvictusByz]

In regard to the Waffle House Index, it actually makes a lot of sense because they are a very consistent example of what a well prepared private entity looks like. If Waffle House is closed, it means private scale preparations, even ones laid in advance, are simply not good enough for this situation and a more involved scale of relief is going to need to be required. If Waffle House is closed, that pretty much signals the difference between "the unprepared are not doing great" and "nobody is okay."

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@Cringey_Catholic]

So what you're saying is...we'll know when the apocalypse will happen.

[@void-9572]

@@Cringey_Catholic Waffle House is all you need to tell the difference sometimes.

[@panagiotiskevopoulos]

Some guy in the comments said we need a Waffle House fight simulator. I would add in an occasional natural disaster incident where you have to prepare and serve waffles on a generator while the roof is getting torn apart by a hurricane.

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@thomasb3190]

Oh YES PLEASE

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Sounds like a great concept for a game. Something that Charlie would like to play.

[@anything8953]

This is an amazing idea

[@cheetobuzz]

Well, in space travel, Waffle Houses can get set up on asteroids or space ports. They are made to endure and improvise in so many environments, so on the way to a station in Jupiter, stop by the WF on one of the moons for dining and restock so the ship can be lighter without being burdened by the weight of too much food stores. It all adds weight! And the astronauts will be heading back to earth living on freeze dried waffles and bacon stores...

[@GracedAce777]

Yes we are always open, I had to continue to work in a hurricane with no power or water and only functional equipment was the gas grill. And of course being the loving state of Florida is, we still had the whole store packed of customers😅

[@anderson546]

My soul left my body when you said " this is the feather weight table" IM SCREAMING 😂😂

[@tinktink360]

We need an actual game to have a Waffle House fighting stage lol.

[@Blahblahblah28504]

Why did you make me imagine a Street Fighter or Soul Calibur stage being at the parking lot of a Waffle House? Or inside one?

[@tylere.8436]

Why, when you can just go to your local one?

[@dragonfly7308]

Super smash bros moders, do your thing

[@Nazrin.]

Not official, but iirc someone made a waffle house melty blood mod lmao Just search up melty blood waffle house

[@reiangossling6395]

Plates being thrown by the employees qualify as environmental hazards

[@SD_yessir]

I unironically really like eating at waffle house. It's always good to enjoy the breakfast meals while someone's head is getting slammed against the counter next to you.

[@witchlynproductions753]

you dont apply for Waffle House you get drafted.

[@yomommashaus]

Waffle house meeting: "So, do we have to switch to cardboard and plastic or just leave it the way it is because we're getting so much publicity?"

[@SerButtercupIV]

I’ve always thought that a Waffle House would be the perfect place to meet a divorce lawyer at

[@dfquartzidn6151]

This isn’t Waffle House but, I remember seeing a comment image of someone saying that iHop is where children have birthday parties while Denny’s is where they’d meet a hit man. I’m assuming Waffle House is the same as Denny’s in this regard, lmao.

[@whichoneofyoufuckerstooknikki]

@@dfquartzidn6151 nah waffle house is where the hit takes place

[@sakuraneko2595]

@@whichoneofyoufuckerstooknikki lmao

[@seejayxd2505]

As someone who works as a dispatcher, walmart and waffle house are the king and queen of petty fights, domestics and robberies.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

On the bright side, at least we know that people actually call the emergencies when a fight happens. I was suspecting that people only record when this happens.

[@Xployt123]

I went to a waffle house only once in georgia while traveling for work and this dude cooked the best breakfast I've ever had, that shit had to have had drugs in it or something because I'll literally never forget it

[@SolaireFlair]

Similar to Walmart parking lots, Waffle Houses are PVP enabled zones

[@hawk8898]

Charlie's laugh is a blessing to hear

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@cynder012]

True

[@MoonWielder]

This video reminds me of a story I heard once on Inside Edition, which btw the thumbnail of that story was conveniently shown here at 1:08. Let me tell you all that story. There was this guy named Alex Bowen, who visited Waffle House at 3 am to eat there. As he went inside, there was no one there to take his order, since the overnight employee was sleeping. When he first saw this, instead of waking the employee up, he decided to take matters into his own hands by walking into the kitchen to make his food for himself. He cooked himself a Texas Bacon Cheesesteak Melt. While doing that, he also took selfies/pictures of the place and send them to social media(including the sleeping employee). Once his meal was done and he finished devouring it, he left without paying. The next day, the Waffle House management finds the photos on social media that Alex posted and they were not happy, and because of this course of action, the sleeping employee got suspended and on that same day, Alex went back to pay for the meal that he made.

[@jonathanspalding6973]

That is absolutely glorious. I'll assume it's in the US, so what state did it happen in?

[@lemone12]

I hope he got the job

[@northdale2502]

@@madridforever933 based schizo posting

[@MoonWielder]

@@jonathanspalding6973 According to the report, this story took place in West Columbia South Carolina, at least that is what Inside Edition says. Hope that answers your question.

[@jakeconnelly2441]

@@madridforever933 Man, if it's taking a few thousand of you to "find dirt", you must not have much going on, lol. Someone needs to go touch some grass.

[@laurenmynameislauren2195]

I feel like waffle house was secretly an experiment to see what restaurant conditions can make customers feel like fighting

[@dankasaurusrex5892]

I bet instead of stopping fights, waffle house employees are required to join in

[@Zer01211]

Gotta go down with the restaraunt

[@ThatCroewGuy]

Reminder: The Waffle House index is a scale of how bad a storm or disaster will affect an area. This because Waffle House supposedly can go into disaster relief or low supply mode waaay before closing. Waffle House closed? Run.

[@ThatCroewGuy]

See I didn't expect Charlie to bring this up 3 minutes ago when I was 3 minutes into the video

[@KM-uo4mc]

I remember learning this from Sam O'Nella awhile back lol

[@DarkstarNoise]

As a former waffle house cook and host, you really see some of the funniest things happen in a waffle house. From random fights to someone smacking lips together in the bathroom to singing random songs. Food is very good still!

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@Tequliah]

I had 2 meth heads try to go into the women bathroom to get high one time. Told them they got me meth'd up and need to get out my bathroom now. Thought I was gonna have to fight two meth heads at once, but by that time 4am I was tired of the bullsh*t so I didnt care.

[@HallowIsSmol]

yeah waffle house food slaps lol

[@Darksphere101]

@@Tequliah That's what the pans are for. And sometimes for cooking eggs.

[@bonivermectin4087]

@@Tequliah "got me meth'd up" 🤣🤣

[@kosherjew4223]

"They seat you there by your weight class" 😂🤣 The fighting is not good but that line took me out lol.

[@Briggie]

03:50 yeah been to Wafflehouse and have never seen anything. I usually go in middle of the morning though, so guessing it does depend on when you go.

[@nadapenny8592]

I work for a heavy equipment company that does disaster relief when it comes about, and we decide when and where to deploy based directly on Waffle House. If Waffle House is still open, we're staying in a hotel and using 4WD vehicles to get to and from the nearest operable branch. If Waffle House is closed, we're probably camping out at the branch and cooking hot dogs with an industrial propane heater

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Waffle House: The basis of emergencies since whenever they started working. But honestly, props to you and your coworkers and executives for doing all that.

[@JamesLee-te7gk]

As a former cook for waffle House I can attest to everything that has been shown in this video. This is completely accurate as well as the hurricane index I worked through hurricane Irma a couple years back myself.

[@tbprodutions]

Why? I would quit and risk homelessness at that point. It seems just as safe if not more to live in the street.

[@Laptop46]

Thank you for your service.

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@punu3675]

@@tbprodutions well some people aren't in a situation where they can

[@Mario-us7ds]

@@tbprodutions you severely underestimate poverty

[@silasgreene2479]

I would love to see two people fully dressed in boxing gear just walk into a waffle house and start going at it

[@williamjackson3582]

Mother: Hey, my kids are right here! Charlie: You better arm them with a pan before it's too late. First time I'm perfectly in sync with Charlie.

[@shinitagari444]

i remember going to waffle house once and there were some workers already fighting when i walked in but the rest of the staff was completely ignoring them and serving patrons like everything was normal 💀

[@joereginmyre]

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@AidanS99]

I’m so glad someone told Charlie about the Waffle House Index. I actually thought it had 4 levels instead of 3. Green- The Waffle House is open Yellow- The Waffle House is on a generator Red- The Waffle House is closed Black- THE WAFFLE HOUSE IS GONE 🤣

[@greatleader4841]

Im more shocked that FEMA uses that as a scale..."Sir the waffle house isn't destroyed. its only code yellow. we can step down the funds"

[@silotx]

HURRICANE ALERT DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!!! (except if you work at a Waffle House)

[@kylecobb3346]

Red and black are the same thing💀

[@jpecksdick7051]

Sam O Nella taught us well

[@ferretyluv]

Four levels is what I always thought it had.

[@TheGreyStorm847]

Waffle House are quite known for being very responsive in emergency disasters. The state agency of emergency management often use waffle houses after natural disasters to feed people.

[@vanillalvr760]

I worked at a Waffle House in Florida. Worked 2 nights and they fired me. Wasn't sorry about it 🤣 I think I dodged the flying Waffles🧇 and plates 🍽️

[@austinthesan-antonian3932]

Waffle House Dualists are true professionals, having experienced pan wielding resumes.

[@fanslayer7001]

These bots bruh

[@austinthesan-antonian3932]

@@fanslayer7001 I both don’t understand the inclination to spam bot messages, under Charlie’s videos, but also do.

[@austinthesan-antonian3932]

He hasn’t really had constant spikes, in popularity, over the past two to three months, but these comment sections almost always are extremely active. Just a matter of how strategic you expect the limp dicks, behind these accounts, to actually be, most likely.

[@blockd1162]

Duelists*

[@austinthesan-antonian3932]

@@blockd1162 Well played.

[@heiroffire5743]

As a Waffle House worker, I can confirm that training involves learning MMA fighting techniques

[@tao_1]

This makes me remember this one Twitter post saying that an Atlanta, Georgia Waffle House parking lot would be a banger fighting game stage and people proceeded to make stage themes for it and someone posted a picture of the Waffle House being modded into Melty Blood: Type Lumina.

[@skeletonking2501]

Link?

[@tao_1]

​@@skeletonking2501 i tried finding it but i think the account limited who could see tweets privated

[@100PercentNotJo]

Waffle House isn’t just for fighting, it’s for the local residents to know whether or not they need to evacuate their city or town immediately based on the Waffle House Index.