Karl Pilkington best moments and that

Just some of me favourite Karl Pilkington moments and that

[@PROUDCANADIANGIRL]

I used to listen to these podcasts back in the early 2000s and no one believed me how funny this XFM show was until Idiot came out… “ ohhhh Jan, that Karl guys is super funny!!” Ummmm duh! Only been telling you about him for years. 🤣

[@lmorandi96]

15:36 - the way Steve makes fun of Ricky for saying disabilitating makes me die every time 🤣🤣

[@leodeymusic]

Addicted to this 😂

[@gerbilonaskateboard5928]

Love Carl he’s a very spiritual soul

[@doctor_gibbo1392]

He's not bald he just has very fine hair and a wide parting.

[@OliviaTomato]

That and his head grew faster then his hair 🤣

[@Amy-w7t]

He must be envious of those apes.. Maybe he should get a head transplant

[@joesingleton3649]

Too tall for his hair😂

[@Fischstix95]

9:59 Ricky loosing his mind as it fades into Mad World 🤣

[@georgie535]

Gets me every time 😂

[@HeisenbergTheFirst]

"Put some stamps in ya garden." KP is a legendary foodage

[@MrKDilkington01]

What’s your twenty

[@andyhunter6094]

Side on

[@BanditBa]

How many candles are you burning?

[@PROUDCANADIANGIRL]

10-4 good buddy

[@chattingesque372]

Clam radio

[@cagezero1]

Bring it in

[@FutureAbe]

“Why don’t you wear earplugs?” “Because I live in a flat”

[@happyclappyslappy]

He can 'ear his own 'eart.

[@Admin1-z9r]

Karl pilkington. Genius comic

[@LifeOfRy]

42:53 Karl never managed to drop the simple minded thinking of attributing HUMAN behaviour to animals and insects. The entire world is a cartoon for him. It's so sweet but also incredibly frustrating.

[@THerculez]

I’ve never heard Ricky so angry at the vasectomy😂😂😂

[@PetroicaRodinogaster264]

The man who NEEDED the vasectomy must’ve been a real dill, because when the doctor called out the name, why didn’t the real person put their hand up?

[@NorthWalesKid]

How many candles you burnin?

[@SuperflyGaming]

Can I just confirm that you're burning 14...

[@tommyjackowksi5774]

🛌 … 😴🥱😶… 😐😲”how can you freeze time”

[@amandabaird4401]

RG is outrageous about Karl. Anyone else would take his lights out

[@danzai666]

I keep finishing sentences with and that. Been listening lots of podcasts & that 🙈

[@ianinkster2261]

It's a medley. What's the point tha?

[@Cam-pg4wl]

Most of the things Karl said about the worms coming to the surface when it rains are true, whereas Ricky's suggestion that it's '' in case they drown '', sounds faintly ridiculous.

[@budgiefriend]

That IS the reason why they surface. Ricky is right.

[@mattdemmon6647]

What was the argument about ha ha 😂

[@billiessphincter4104]

If he made Karl go away this podcast would be sheeit

[@chrisingram8233]

Same story twice on here lol come on

[@jamesc7916]

Kick 'im and call 'im a knobhead.

[@tim8468]

I kicked me ‘ight once.

[@adkfunk]

Brb just going to see the pigheaded woman of Manchester square

[@CJ_YT.]

47:40

[@jameshumber1602]

I feel bad for Karl there because it’s pretty clear he was thinking about the Mogwai in gremlins after hearing the name Mowgli

[@clivebaxter6354]

Monkey News !

[@RealfishingNL]

Worst worst comp ever!!! The mr free pop story over and over and over

[@conorkennedy3304]

"were you a tall baby?"

[@rjsampsonrs]

*Karl meets Bill Hicks!!* [Opening scene: A dimly lit stage with a single spotlight shining down on a lone figure, pacing back and forth, cigarette in hand. The figure steps into the light, revealing a scruffy beard and an intense gaze. Smoke wafts through the air as the voice of Bill Hicks emerges.] BILL HICKS: Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round. Tonight, we delve into the realm of the absurd, a place where logic goes to die. And who better to guide us through this twisted landscape than a man whose mind has become a carnival of folly? I present to you the one and only Karl Pilkington. [The figure steps forward, revealing Karl Pilkington, bewildered and wearing his signature expression of perpetual confusion.] KARL PILKINGTON: Alright? So, Bill tells me I'm here to make sense of the nonsensical, to peel back the layers of reality and expose the absurdity beneath it all. But let me tell you, mates, I'm just a bald-headed bloke from Manchester. What the bloody hell do I know? [Laughter ripples through the audience.] KARL PILKINGTON: You see, Bill had a way of looking at the world that was equal parts hilarious and scathing. He could see the hypocrisy and the lunacy that lurked beneath the surface, and he'd eviscerate it with his words. Me? I just stumble upon it accidentally, like a toddler tripping over his own shoelaces. [The audience chuckles.] KARL PILKINGTON: But there's something about the way Bill approached life that resonates with me. He saw through the facade, the puppet show of existence, and he called it out for what it truly was: a cosmic joke. And in that, he found truth. [He takes a drag of his cigarette, exhales a cloud of smoke.] KARL PILKINGTON: Now, I may not have Bill's eloquence or his fiery passion, but I've got something else. I've got this knack for stumbling into situations that make you question the very fabric of reality. Whether it's pondering why people put their dogs in strollers or wondering why we don't have see-through skin, I've got a head full of thoughts that are equal parts profound and absurd. [He scratches his head, looking genuinely puzzled.] KARL PILKINGTON: And maybe, just maybe, that's the key. Maybe in embracing the absurdity, the contradictions, and the sheer madness of it all, we find a sliver of truth. Because when life throws you a curveball, when it makes no bloody sense whatsoever, what else can you do but laugh? [He lets out a genuine chuckle, contagious enough to make the audience join in.] KARL PILKINGTON: So, here I stand, a humble fool in the footsteps of a comedy giant. I can't promise you answers or enlightenment, but I can promise you this: together, we'll navigate the labyrinth of human existence, stumbling, tripping, and laughing all the way. [The spotlight fades, leaving Karl Pilkington standing in the darkness, his laughter echoing through the silence.] [End scene.]