Katana Zero - jermASMR

Inferior Crocodile Agitator
Originally streamed/recorded on January 10th, 2020
Editor:
Jack Clishem
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Main Channel
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Twitch Stream:
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[@SRowntree]

Jerma's fans are slowly whittling away his sanity until he's nothing but a psychotic soundboard.

[@ItsDSP]

This is a man who puked Oreos on his mom’s bed, you think chat could make a dent to his sanity?

[@Mazurecki56]

@@ItsDSP *recently* puked oreos on his mom's bed, to be even more specific

[@ItsDSP]

@@Mazurecki56 You didn’t have to do it to me like that.

[@everia_games]

G A S

[@Scaevola9449]

"Psychotic soundboard" is perfect

[@ostrichman8034]

What a nice streamer. I’m sure he’d never be in crippling debt to several thousand strangers.

[@Exobiologic]

Specially over something dumb like an arbitrary bet over a videogame. That'd just be silly.

[@bassprogoth]

and in this hypothetical he would definitely never fail to learn from his past mistakes and continue making bets in hope to rid himself of the aforementioned debt, only to instead end up becoming a catboy

[@bobthetitan1]

Money really has changed him

[@DrunkenCoward1]

You know who else was in crippling debt to several people? Julius Caesar. I'm not saying Jerma wants to be dictator for life, all I'm saying is he never said he wouldn't cross the Rubicon.

[@tolman4497]

Cereal

[@OMelikaO]

“Your voice sounds like a JPEG” is so accurate it hurts

[@scrithen2836]

I wish i could figure out what it means

[@isky6541]

@@scrithen2836 me too, as I have no clue

[@jackbaker6610]

0 seconds in and it’s already a funny voice

[@tabulasmara]

He is devolving at a rapid pace

[@ekoz]

@@shlargos.yeetington6624 Where does the "autism" part of all that come in? Every other part fits Jerma, but not autism.

[@sulociou7846]

@@ekoz adhd though still not accurate

[@jackbaker6610]

@@kerokero_furogu my dog

[@--Io--]

@@jackbaker6610 who is your dog

[@MrSaturn012]

This video is 95% Jerma being bullied and losing his mind and 5% Katana Zero gameplay

[@yiff]

As is with every 2ndJerma video, even the ones that aren't Katana Zero

[@mauriceanderson5413]

If only it was lessening his crippling debt

[@runktheruler]

PROPHETIC streamer predicts hot tub steams more than a YEAR in advance.

[@PaintraSeaPea]

something about this stream both including a bugleberry intro as well as a detailed recount of a bathtub stream dream and jerma saying he would only do it fully clothed feels way too prophetic

[@wyattknutson]

You. You are the one who made me watch Aqua Teen. Do you realize your folly?

[@PaintraSeaPea]

@@wyattknutson did you like it

[@wyattknutson]

@@PaintraSeaPea yeah it was great :)

[@pillynutty5959]

chronos does that to you

[@Leo-od3mc]

It’s so coincidental and prophetic that it’s uncanny

[@Etherman7]

So this is Jerma's equivalent of "Vinny why is your voice so high pitched?" Except he just loses his mind instead of playing along with the meme.

[@Ad-zc7tu]

Vinny you sound younger

[@Cyndersparx]

Vinny, you sound taller!

[@cosbos7934]

Vinny you sound shorter

[@theengineer-dellconagher]

jerma fix your mic you sound too tall

[@upyoursdotcom]

Usually it's "Vinny why are you sad"

[@yaogwai]

I dunno why but “I can hear his teeth” fucking KILLED ME

[@F_Faust]

He's sounding more and more like Moreau everyday.

[@homosexplosion]

This was before Resi 8 and that makes it even funnier wtf

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

So he’s finally caved into becoming an ASMR streamer, right after his PG-13 Let’s Play channel took off

[@Phytem]

I think it might actually be because of the success of his hot tub stream

[@thejakeshow3811]

i took apart my loud metallic shelf while watching this video and i could still hear jermas mouthparts clearly

[@Catspoken]

losing my shit over this comment because i imagined jerma reading it like a chat message on stream and he couldn’t recover from it either

[@DatCheeseCake]

I heard his teeth moving

[@TheDarkblade711]

I love how even when he puts the demon filter on and yells "I could be anybody" he's still sounds so distinctly Jerma

[@WDWatameVirus]

"Your voice sounds like a .JPEG" "Do I look like I know what a .JPEG is? I just want a picture of a got-dang hotdog"

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

Got-dang*

[@ulteriormotives2]

My thoughts exactly

[@flyingpig5622]

Otherwise known as the “when chat was really bad” stream

[@wyattknutson]

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down

[@LordVader1094]

@@wyattknutson "when the chat was THE WORST" stream

[@SRowntree]

@@LordVader1094 Still doesn't narrow it down

[@WastePlace]

Is it normally that bad? From what I see it’s usually not that shitty

[@Skrubs]

@@WastePlace it was especially bad that stream, at the end he told the chat he stopped interacting with chat half-way and was rambling by himself

[@SRowntree]

Friendly reminder that Jerma once threw up an entire sleeve of Oreos on his mom's bed and then went to his room to zerk off.

[@gigamilk6981]

What?

[@jeremytitus9519]

Empty belly, full bal- No you know what I think that’s enough memes for me today 😑

[@TheClash115]

It was pretty recently too.

[@danielyoungblood3931]

Based

[@2chickenmama]

If jerma ever quits streaming it'll be because of chat

[@zombiesalmon4997]

Psychopath streamer becomes fraud samurai assassin and falls victim to Chronos

[@mauriceanderson5413]

While being very compact and having a crippling debt to numerous strangers.

[@Sp0kaa]

jerma is the best content creator in the world

[@cream9905]

Oh my God a fellow red panda

[@cream9905]

@@SRowntree keep talking and youll become a taste tester in my kitchen

[@Sp0kaa]

This threat and replies are.... overwhelming

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@Sp0kaa Rodger Dodger’s comment has disappeared. He might have said ANYTHING. I can fill the void of his absence with ANYTHING. Right now I am slandering him in my imagination. Slander feels so good.

[@SRowntree]

@@jeremytitus9519 A bunch of my comments just vanished but others are still here. I have no idea what's going on lol

[@mcsquiggle6902]

COOL streamer makes a really NICE VIDEO that lots of people ENJOY

[@coryman125]

January 2020? Man, this guy predicted the bathtub stream craze

[@jeremytitus9519]

Prophet and visionary

[@roxkazma4844]

9:15 Sounds like Bugleberry listened to jermas advice

[@applepielord8681]

Your as smart as an alligator. Don’t ever let them tell you otherwise king

[@hazerion9070]

50% off the debt if Jerma streams from the bath

[@nafereuskortex9055]

All of it gone if he's nude and can prove it.

[@snandlmnc5578]

Jerma never ceases to scare

[@Blaze____________]

Love the aesthetics in this game.

[@glitchmaster2672]

Please play it if you haven’t

[@willowchair]

jerma asmr would probably be pretty cool since i fall asleep to his streams a lot anyway

[@SRowntree]

ResidentSleeper

[@fabianmonge4722]

Me too, I'd like to see a jerma video before going to sleep lol

[@kiwec]

Imagine him saying "stimulus" with an ASMR mic

[@foxygramp_1973]

3:08 jerma sitting there chattering his teeth sounds like such a jerma thing to do

[@eyemotif]

jerma: become the soundboard

[@lambdacalculus3505]

*Janurary 10th, 2020.* *The "Icky-Word" Incident.*

[@TheFuzzyOcelot]

this game is absolutely fantastic for anyone who hasn't played it

[@nothing4mepls973]

Putting the original stream date in the description is super handy, thank you editors/jerma!

[@Trigger0x10c]

Ah yes, the game that finally made me jump headfirst into game development. I hope my favourite streamer likes it

[@minakamo]

same here, this game really inspired me to dive into trying development. i wish more of this video was about the actual game lol but it was nice seeing him play

[@skulli52]

"ban that person for 10 minutes." I LOST MY SHITT LMAOO

[@justjim8243]

everyones an audio expert in jerma's chat apparently

[@teruterujasu]

for real though, i went to watch this vod after i finished k0 myself, very excited to see how jerma would react to the game and was thoroughly disappointed at how dicky and awful chat was being throughout the WHOLE stream 8(

[@Clockwonk]

I can't believe Jerma predicted bath tub streams

[@roguekeychain1848]

This was a great few streams but the chat for them were super toxic.

[@BierBart12]

Is it the kind of KZbin comment replies-bad or "Everyone on this 100 people video game server is drunk, on steroids and their voice is always-on"-bad?

[@deelanders1]

@@BierBart12 The second. Everyone is always screaming in all caps, extremely obnoxious and usually shitty to Jerma. It's hard to sit through personally with all the influx of new people

[@chinchirap2]

I've never seen a jerma stream, what do you mean by toxic? Like if all the chat is like the things that jerma says, i don't think i have problem. Or is it that jerma filters and says only the good stuff?

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@chinchirap2 Jerma filters. When the chat is in slow mode it’s fine. Problem is so many new people don’t understand the Jerma comment meta. All the memes about how fucked, psycho, or sus he his; how he zerks and zums on stream; how he has borderline contraband level dumptruck; how he’d better quit whatever dumpster fire game he’s playing RIGHT NOW and switch to something better suited to his Huel ravaged brain; only work when he can play off them-not when he has to PLAY THEM OFF. “This guy is fucked” doesn’t exist so that you can fuck with this guy. “LOL tiny streamer” doesn’t exist so that you can make the streamer FEEL tiny. He isn’t our excuse to be evil, he is our beautiful harlequin man. Don’t make his life pain. He’ll hate-

[@Tarby.]

People read chat ?

[@shibuishibui3706]

Heard the voice in the beginning. Skipped a few seconds in and jerma says "sounds like shit" Incredible

[@marbyyy7810]

literally just went to see if there was a new jerma video

[@OMelikaO]

Same!

[@PizzboyGetsPizzas]

Can we nominate 12:46 for Worst Sound 2021?

[@ottamotta]

pretty sure this stream was from 2020

[@PizzboyGetsPizzas]

@@ottamotta maybe he won’t notice

[@TheWaInut]

I continued to be amazed how the little intro is always somehow perfectly accurate to the clip itself

[@ThrowAway-gu2lw]

why does jerma's dream sound so accurate to how twitch would actually react

[@SomeScruffian]

2:12 Ah yes, the perfect sample for my jermacore remix

[@casparash5370]

Is this the famous streamer who predicted hot tub streams????

[@thedandguy189]

Normal streamer: Jerma plays cool samurai game called Katana ZERO! Jerma streamer: Watch me have a nervous breakdown over my new higher quality mic while I play Katana ZERO

[@mediman12]

Ah yes, the stream where chat wouldn't shut the hell up about jermas voice

[@landynbaccam4448]

"No life nerd, who has never gotten 10:15 before in his entire life."

[@scpjinchuriki3295]

I like how in his dreams, he’s thinking of ways to pay off debt.

[@pakcikfin1021]

Chat sending links to jerma is like a kid trying to get their parents attention by pulling on their shirt

[@ZatchAMV]

I quickread the title as 'Katana Zero - JermaSTAR', the true OTP.

[@TheLateLordKardok]

Chat should ABSOLUTELY NOT be bullying Jerma about saying words that make him uncomfortable.

[@shimbli5459]

Chat MALDING over compressed streamer.

[@DreamOfSpring]

7:10 Jerma predicts Catboy Jerma Stream

[@tbirdland]

I leave the room for 2 minutes and come back to BASS BASS BASS BABBAABABBBABBASS BASS BASS BABBABB

[@buzaldo]

I like when Jerma acted like himself the whole time

[@TheAlison1456]

13:03 this is what happens when a person is pushed to the limits of their tolerance It's hard to say when the pushing happens for the better

[@WindowsDevPro]

7:19 This man dreamed up the new meta more than a year before its time.

[@lopamurblamo]

Chat was fucking ZONKED this stream

[@eccentricjoe8786]

14:21 been a while since one of his noises broke me lol

[@dbeaebry3358]

"why would i be in the bath tub?" well...

[@koppie4609]

I like how this was like a year ago and his just now posting it

[@JoseRodriguez-jn2ur]

Katana Zero is such a good game

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

Just wait until Jerma gets an ACTUAL ASMR microphone

[@griffonfire]

Guess I’ll watch this since Jerma is too busy filling his diapers to stream today like he promised

[@ThePie_NedGreen]

I love that Jerma stories and the psychiatric theme fits so well. He’s just as insane as the character he’s playing.

[@Alec_Reaper]

Jerma dreamed about/predicted Hot Tub Streams :O

[@ddqwf]

Really had a shitty weekend... but I want to thank you jerma, you always make me smile and laugh and I appreciate what you do :)

[@bornofpixels]

JermASMR, the long awaited sequel to asmRT

[@double_o1746]

his dream came true with the hot tub stream

[@cartrac]

When he was saying: it sounds VERY good" with the pitch down, I had flashbacks to Star's old tf2 hit sounds

[@roxiroxiroxiroxi]

Jerma listen I'm not trying to promote this parasocial relationship shit but seriously you have gotten me through so much stuff. If you ever see this just know that you are the funniest human I have ever fucking watched. For hours I can watch a stream and not get bored at all, you can make literally anything entertaining. Thanks for existing and making my existence better lmao. You can ask a lot of your viewers and they agree with me. E-Clown lmao I'm just joking like you are seriously the best.

[@abdul-rahman7606]

Jerma’s dream of him being naked on stream is probably because he is aware how candid and personal he can be online.

[@pizzaowl1305]

"Why would i ever be in a bathtub?"

[@roccor8742]

How does it feel that there are 5.8k people who have seen this video before it has been out for an hour.

[@ScoladeGaming]

This was the first Jerma stream I watched.

[@bruhemoth5599]

INSECURE streamer addresses his chat for them HATING on his VOICE

[@crackedemerald4930]

Jerma's soundboard is the next step in E-clown evolution

[@PizzboyGetsPizzas]

VOD

[@papacheese8962]

Thx this was rly relaxing❤💘💕💔💞🙊💝🧡This rly help me with my sleep thank u!!!!!!!!!!!!!😇

[@BenDiPaolo]

he sounded so youthful and alive, little did he know what will happen to him in 2020...

[@Zoochiini]

We are on the path to seeing a prehistoric stream with these videos

[@Derkious]

13:24 PSYCHOTIC streamer imitates CRAZY frog

[@rgbmew]

oh my god the bathtub dream, he was a hot tub streamer before they were a thing

[@cavegift]

this was the first video i tried to watch setting up my computer after i just moved, and i thought my speakers were broken

[@hadalwave]

"why would i ever stream in the bathtub?" cut to the bugleberry stream

[@BrysonSpahn]

10:30 [insert No Life Nerd clip]

[@BrysonSpahn]

oh chat made the joke for me a mere 2 minutes later

[@DoctorTillinghast]

I feel like this video will either intrigue new viewers or deter them permanently

[@dean988]

he went through all 5 stages of grief over the sound of his voice

[@halfastudio]

My man playing my favourite game. Good times. Good times.

[@OvPdTurtle]

It's a shame he barely plays it in this video though.

[@halfastudio]

@@OvPdTurtle ya, but I'm trying to enjoy what I get these days. I have basically watched the entirety of what I want from KZbin and I don't have anything to do lol

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@halfastudio then how about you go find the other half of your damned studio!!!

[@halfastudio]

@@jeremytitus9519 it's... Not half a studio... It's "HALF A" studio )=

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@halfastudio don’t stand here arguing with me everybody can see us because you’re missing an entire wall!

[@frankcasella423]

10:30 play the pog championship clip

[@Dreadnote-pf7of]

HE PERDICTED BATH META!

[@wokeandroid]

Can't believe Jerma predicted Bathtub Meta @ 7:20

[@MD-bf2ce]

so many sound clips someone better make a sick D&B mix

[@erincurrie1560]

why does this guy have naked stream dreams so often

[@orangebucket6485]

aw man i didnt know he streamed this, sucks i missed this stream cuz i looooove this game

[@RobinYdal]

7:15 Prophetic

[@randomchallenger1726]

yeah he sounds good

[@zumpalu8511]

YES HE FINALLY PLAYED IT BRO THIS GAME IS INCREDIBLY GOOD i domt watch streams

[@LinkTheHero]

I looked it up and apparently people use tahini paste for weight *loss* not weight gain. What in the world was Jerma talking about?

[@righteous.butcher]

It is a healthy food but super high calorie. For weight loss people use it as a healthy fat in recipes