Kavanaugh Confirmation Cringe-A-Thon 2018!

[@prepperpov5852]

*Shout-out to all the hungover patriots out there* The meltdowns were hilarious and not intimidating.

[@joyfuldude4538]

Armed ASMR I’m not drunk but I stayed up all night lol

[@marty7442]

Was too sick. I plan on making up for that today.

[@perrymaria01]

I was a designated driver. Of course I raised a bottle of beer in celebration of Kavenaughs confirmation. I'm tired though. Babysitting drunks is exhausting & hilarious.

[@BGRANT777X]

They were trying to be intimidating?

[@MaskedRiderChris]

I find and found the meltdowns to be irritating at best. Utterly pathetic and unbearably self absorbed at worst, and these children need a spanking. I do believe that's happening as of now. I'm enjoying that!

[@yourundergroundman]

Gamera is friend to children.

[@KatTrapable]

PraiseBetheTurtle#

[@anonymous._.euronymous._.1349]

Praise to the flying Turtle with ass flames

[@gregmccarty8476]

Ka-va-naaaa, ka-va-naaaa! Kavanaugh is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, hirohito Ka-va-naugh!

[@Klokinator]

Guys, can someone help me? I want to know what the intro song is for Razorfist's videos. Anyone know what it is?

[@thekillerpilll6042]

Hero's in a half shell~

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

"'WHO KNEW RAEP WAS LLLLEGAL NOW??' I dunno, Hillary?" ... My love for you... Is like a truck... Berserker...

[@ventarfield7115]

"Rape is so bad it's the worst most serious horrible #believeallclaimsofallwomen.... unless it was my husband or one of my friends or clients or the Podesta's who raped a cheese pizza or a slave on Epstein's island. In those cases rape is awesome. Also it's Trumps fault" - Hillary Clinton 2016

[@truedetectiveseason1494]

Would you like some making fuck?

[@boredashell124]

"Wait did he say making fuck?"

[@Nerobyrne]

rape is legal now because hugs are rape. When you keep saying legal things are rape, you don't make them illegal, you make rape legal.

[@holythirteenx1]

Ouch.

[@misterg2522]

"This is what Democracy looks like!" That's precisely why we don't live in a democracy.

[@JckSwan]

The more they lose, the more unhinged they become.

[@TheEmperorHyperion]

It's like an anime villain being overpowered by the main character's latest power up. They had the advantage for only a fleeting moment, and since losing it, they have no counter beyond desperate flailing.

[@hunterkiller7352]

In the leftist's mind, the truth is that which is already established. They inherently subscribe to the thought pattern (although you'll never hear them admit this) of might equals right. So when their base loses, and when they were so sure of the win because the media body vilified their political opponent, it drives them nuts. Leftists especially have a cognitive dissonance when it comes to what media they consume vs. reality and so their neuroticism stems from the fact that they are realizing they were wrong, but far too late as the majority have signed their souls to the devil, so to speak.

[@chrisfalcone315]

JckSwan thats a bad thing because the democrats are going to keep on losing. I cant imagine how crazy they'll be by 2020

[@uncletorino2645]

I’m most glad that, Innocent until Proven Guilty , survived the Lefts looney madness. Kavanaugh deserves his position as Supreme Court Justice and I’m glad he was confirmed. #KegsForKavanaugh

[@bobmar1y]

That was probably the most important victory in this battle, as the left continues to try to tear apart the foundation of the USA. Started with the Second Amendment then the First and now they've come for the Justice system.

[@self-lovingloser1108]

Price of tea in China?

[@timthompson2358]

I agree, Kavanaugh deserves prison for his complicity with the Bush regime. The PATRIOT act was a clear violation of the constitution and supporting it was tantamount to supporting a soft coup that overthrew our constitutional republic. Fuck the swamp.

[@gemkid85]

Allegations aside, hes a shit Judge. Voting against what most of you would consider your best intrest. Oh well i guess yall owned the libs.

[@KingDavidCreates]

My only complaint with this rant is that you should've included Lindsey Graham's "So why don't we dunk him in water and see if he floats" remark, lol.

[@libertyprime69]

Damn, that's epic.

[@davidthorp01]

Shiiiit, he’s a witch, a WITCH I SAY!

[@matrix07012]

Damn.

[@tibetloga]

@@davidthorp01 HE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!

[@ToyokaX]

@tibetloga..... it got better...

[@pedrobrando4606]

Beer was only 3.2% to 4% alchohol content back then.Craft beer was decades away.When someone tells you one beer effected there memory in the early 80's they are lying.

[@funkyweapon1981]

Beer drinkers like me are living in Heaven these days!

[@kaminsod4077]

The absolute state of the democratic voter base.

[@jesuswasahermetic5871]

Only those who didn't #walkaway like me.

[@davidthorp01]

Ya know, the only reason i’m staying in the party for now is in the hopes that common sense can come back. (been gone for a while but still). Shit like this, and the vandalism of his home, make the Republicans look all the nicer under fire. In fact, it’s just making the Dems look worse and worse. Which, honestly is deeply shaming, considering what the party could have been. Instead we get a bunch of “trendy” socialist and general morons who don’t understand market economies nor have the mental facilities to understand that having a shred of patriotism (despite who’s in charge) can make you look good and/or secure re-election if combined with solid policy.

[@EpicSlash]

@Cyber Yankee Less hispanic and more black IMO; ironically more hispanics I know are more conservative

[@Fabrizio_Ruffo]

Ah, feels good man... like a fresh slice of 2016.

[@Zhtrik]

The Salt Mines are overflowing.

[@TheCrappyRobot]

We need more carts and dynamite!

[@madcat789]

The Dead Sea is looking pretty lively right now.

[@ShadowChozo]

Kidney stones are the new sensation sweeping the nation.

[@robinchwan]

the spice must flow

[@mad4song01]

NO! We need to stop this now! Producing this much salt is going to crash the economy!

[@crossofintimidation]

0:40 "This is what Democracy looks like." Yes, unfortunately.

[@bennygoodmanisgod]

If so, then I dont want to live in a democracy. Oh wait, I already dont

[@VroodenTheGreat]

This is what a buncha butt-hurt sore losers looks like.

[@Rhygenix]

Republics are far superior

[@mad4song01]

"YYYEEAAHHH.....I'll take Constitutional Republic for $1000, Alex."

[@1977Yakko]

More like, "This is what an angry and petulant mob looks like."

[@BigBadRedMantis]

where's that police brutality when you need it most?

[@offensivepepe231]

TheBigBadRedMantis ikr you’d think with how much they talk about police brutality they’d be getting hit with the hose right now. Too bad that narrative is a load of bullshit because I feel like I’d get a real good laugh at land whales getting a nice power wash

[@tds7279]

Been saying the same thing

[@jesso777]

I can't help thinking what would happen if you changed water to someting more corrosive

[@darkmansigma4541]

@@jesso777 a permanent solution to the problem would happen.

[@silent_stalker3687]

jesso777 Nothing much would change; unless it’s a diet mix in the water Then the land whales will start screeching and melt away like the wicked with of the West

[@live4thecarnival]

Salt Level: Industrial Accident

[@latashafreeman563]

Salt Level: Hurricane Katrina

[@SargonofAkkad]

It's so satisfying watching sjws lose. Thank the god emperor.

[@timthompson2358]

Who knew Sargon supported the PATRIOT act? Bush_did_nothing_wrong.lol

[@BringbackgAmberleafns]

A sargon comment with only 14 likes? Damn that's weird to see, here I'll make it 15.

[@slavaknyazev45]

You're not as smart as you think you are

[@buppy_gaming]

You sound dumb as fuck

[@abraxas4261]

You steal this comment from r/thedonald?

[@glowfly1]

Still not tired of WINNING! Feels sooo good . ;) EDIT: God, the cocaine Mitch clip gets me everytime. Fucking hilarious!

[@1chaoticgood]

Cue the Chuck Mangione trumpet :D

[@将軍九八.彁]

Are you still winning?

[@slinkman8253]

Seriously not a single decent looking women at that protest all ham planets

[@ironeddie3911]

slink man that’s cuZ they are men on the inside!😂🇺🇸

[@Teflondex]

All of them thots no men should even approach. The type that will accuse of rape when they feel like it.

[@prismaticbeetle3194]

pretty women are too busy getting laid and having normal lives

[@justinbiggs1005]

It's strange that the only ones throwing pissy fits are ugly feminazi thots. Probably because men have the common sense to not stick their dick in crazy. Lmfao

[@chancelewis6674]

Jotaro: All women are thots, just takes the right situation to expose it to the sun.

[@TheGM-20XX]

Remember when the Democrats got rid of the Filibuster when it came to Supreme Court Approvals? Oops.

[@erikarice6859]

TheGM omg, I haven’t laughed that hard all day. Thanks for reminding me!!!

[@rolkflameraven1483]

Best part? Mitch friggin TOLD THEM this was going to happen, and they did it anyway!

[@CGoody564]

You've been a content machine over the past weeks. If you don't wanna rant for a week, so be it. So it is written, so it shall be done.

[@chase_h.01]

I'd also like to point out how Ford said she would no longer be pursuing her accusation towards him since he's won. Really gives one the big think.

[@agentcarter2219]

Reason and facts win over emotion. Who would have thought it possible? Republicans usually manage to snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory. Glad to see it not happen this time.

[@steves1584]

"Reason and facts win over emotion." I wish that was correct. I don't think that it is; or if it is correct, then the constraints that must be put in place for a society to behave as such leaves the statement generally tenuous at best.

[@weslindstrom2107]

_"Reason and facts win over emotion."_ If that were true we we wouldn't be in this situation to begin with, neither Obama OR Bush would have been elected, Activision and EA would be bankrupt and the entire Caucasian female half of Hollywood would be out of a job.

[@beanbagpilot922]

Screeching harpies in the distance.

[@notchbeard9007]

Republicans historically made great decisions, it was just our current batch that have been dicking off.

[@Onemadgnome-yy1vs]

@@weslindstrom2107 Well.. the female hobbyweird stars... if you can call a 20 watt light bulb bright.... would just move to the middle of the country where blowjobs are rare and expensive... thus driving the $$ down and the frequency up !

[@uncletorino2645]

🍺 Beer is beyond pleased and tickled pink with Kavanaugh’s confirmation as Supreme Court Justice 🍺

[@adumbedgyname7158]

Watch beer join milk as a white supremacist beverage.

[@alucard624]

Some on the left are already declaring it the rapist drink of choice. Remember, these are the same fucknuckles that got triggered by the Presidential Alert message on their phones recently too.

[@phencyclidine7880]

Are we tired of winning yet fellas

[@glowfly1]

Not even close....

[@allenharper2928]

That's a negative, Ghostrider.

[@albedo5455]

Negative matesack..

[@djinsanity3575]

I welcome more wins my friend

[@omarabe26]

Nein

[@MeltonCrest]

They always scream something something hey hey ho ho no matter WHAT they protest against....that's the only rhyme they know?

[@jasonperdue2554]

Hey hey, ho ho, this is the only rhythm we know. Dude you nailed it

[@nofutureproductions9242]

TheFlying Templar Damn! I was going write that.

[@rolkflameraven1483]

@@jasonperdue2554 shouldn't that be 'hey, hey, ho, ho, this is the only rhythm that we know'?

[@jasonperdue2554]

Rolk Flameraven Agreed

[@HarpoSpoke]

I think they tried to rhyme with _pumpernickel_ and it was an epic fail.

[@dagdamor1]

Autistic Screeching: The Musical

[@sertorrhenclegane]

With music and lyrics by Yoko Ono.

[@tylerbarnick8750]

This was a badass moment in history.

[@Max_Pez]

Literally!

[@thschnick]

Kavanaugh better make The Handmaiden's Tale look like a ideal feminist future.

[@Bluehawk2008]

I hope he legalizes perjury... I might have to testify in the future.

[@666Babouin]

You know, the irony is that The Handmaiden's Tale (the book) was always supposed to be about Islam and the current crop of Sarsourian feminists seem determined to bring that very future upon themselves.

[@thschnick]

I don't know about that. The author is a lunatic. She said that Star Wars inspired the 9/11 attacks.

[@Artak091]

This is what happens when the participation trophy generation grows up. They never learned that they don't always get their way.

[@Samm815]

Who gave them participation trophies? Oh yeah, Gen Xers and Baby Boomers.

[@rolkflameraven1483]

I hated those damn things. My generation is so screwed up in so many ways.

[@rylkalthewolf4825]

Crack a keg for Kavanaugh! 🍺 🍻

[@djinsanity3575]

Amen to that brother

[@NostraFnDamus]

Mike Haggar/Razorfist 2024

[@andrewamann8855]

You got that ticket in the wrong order, my dude.

[@weathermangohanssj4]

@@andrewamann8855 Like Mike Haggar would play bottom bitch on any ticket.

[@xmm-cf5eg]

Can I get the ghost of Thomas Jefferson, thanks in advance.

[@Jim-so3zm]

Unfortunately Razor isn't old enough. He's only 23 I think.

[@bubatheconqueror3765]

Out of your shell, Gamera! Confirm that judge, Gamera! Mitch McConnell's Gamera!

[@aseemawad4294]

Ford, Anita Hill, Diane Feinstein. Every single one of them still has a career and social prestige, which has increased after this J. Springer show.

[@axelmilan4292]

Raise a brew for Brett! Also, the Dems whinging about him being "too partisan" is so deliciously ironic.

[@TheStriderSyd]

Hmmmm......was that the SAME chant used by the Evergreen College kids a few years ago?

[@TheCrappyRobot]

"Hey hey ho ho these racist teachers have got to go." Yep...Original...

[@Sixstringman]

Hey hey ho ho liberalism is cancer.

[@IcePhysicsGaming]

Hey hey ho ho, the liberal tears will flow, we'll drink a brew, with Kavanugh, hey hey ho ho

[@mresturk9336]

That "Hey hey, ho ho" chant has been used by deranged slacktivists for decades. PCU, a movie that lampooned college campus political correctness, made fun of it in back in the early 90s when the chant was already a stale and cliche sign of mental illness. Don't know why people still continue using it as it might as well be an admission they are just a hysterical outrage mob with no rational argument for their position.

[@davidthorp01]

Templar Knight My man, maybe you could make a cringe compilation, unless it would burn eyes, then please don’t.

[@soyusmaximus7176]

No excuses not to vote in November, folks.

[@DarkWizard83]

Don't worry, I was going to but after this bullshit I'm really fucking pumped. I cannot fucking wait to vote against beta-bitchboy Beto next month.

[@edwardcatiller9729]

You are slowly becoming my favorite You-tuber, keep up the good work.

[@Zhtrik]

Also Nice Gamera reference did not expect that on this show.

[@Zhtrik]

OsakaRose Ummm. What about that tall Radioactive Dinosaur from 1954... he seems kinda important.

[@nobdydoh4263]

@@Zhtrik Gamera!

[@nofutureproductions9242]

Zachary Tricoski yeah, but mostly he’s the bad guy. Gamera loves kids and the big lizard smashes them.

[@Zhtrik]

No Future Productions Does this mean Shin Godzilla isn’t the friend of the children?

[@joermundgand]

Aragorn would see them as minions of Sauron and decapitate the lot.

[@madcat789]

I will never get over your long phrases. Those are hilarious.

[@Bigscott4130]

From turtle to Gamara. That's genius.

[@albedo5455]

Nute Gunray: "Ah! Victory!"

[@spyrojyro7202]

Another fine addition to my collection.

[@filipinowhiteboy]

we wood neva du anysing witout de appooval ub da seenaate. Yu assume tuu much

[@danielmontalvo6185]

Got to get those low angle shots that way people can’t see the actual number of protesters

[@thorthunderlungs5171]

I saw a shot from the Supreme Court steps yesterday and there were maybe 100 of them. Inconsequential asshats.

[@ram89572]

Seriously, does the left’s main chant always have to be “hey hey ho ho, (insert name here)’s got to go”? They can’t come up with something a little more original

[@joesomebody3365]

NPC's aren't great at thinking.

[@RollerCoasterLineProductions]

Christ dude, you’ve got some awesome speaking talent. I’ve watched your metal videos, your michael Jackson videos, your movie videos and I’ve been obsessed w your videos. You’re hilarious. Do you read from notes or memory. You’ve got an incredible ability to rant

[@fernandocaballero9830]

The term Cerebral Sabbatical was coined today.

[@foxedrey622]

As a fellow Arizonan, and living in the East Valley, I am pissed at the quality of Reps and Senators we send to Washington. They go with no balls and high standards to follow the Law, and honor it! Most of them have and are disgraces to the People and the office. I filed a Quo Warranto action, to the DOJ in D.C. in early 2015, and it remains ignored. Luckily, McCain is dead and Flake stepped down. Two criminals gone now! The new players, to those seats, are not going to be any better and honor the oaths of those offices.

[@hydrogenone6866]

*"You Want Fair Process, Well You Came To The Wrong Town, At Wrong Time"* ...👌

[@jakeviveros9439]

Razorfist just keeps getting better like a fine wine.

[@theredneckunicorn9752]

Threw ice? Oh no, not ice! We are suppose to abolish that!

[@joesomebody3365]

Worse, he throws ice that turns into ICE agents, the next level of an ice attack.

[@BenChieeal]

I hope you get more popular because your witticisms are delicious. Thanks for the laughs Razorfist!

[@youngthinker1]

Five years later, they completely forgot about this, along with their rioting during this. Funny how that works.

[@halcyo]

AND with the Dune reference in the video description!? RazorFist, you are my spirit animal!

[@Taverens_Pull]

IF YOU LISTEN TO FOOLS THE MOB RULES!!!!!!!

[@dreadfirewyrm8337]

Ahhh one of the Dio era Black Sabbath songs I like. Also a great segment in the original Heavy Metal movie.

[@newtons3rd147]

The laughs that I get every time I watch you just make me want to watch more and more

[@jmh1189]

Gamera is really neat! He is full of turtle meat! We're all eating Ga-mer-aaaaaa! -Mstk3k

[@Jayzilla89]

So happy for the Gamera reference! Raz0r you're the shit!

[@zyonhunter]

let their salty tears run dry.

[@PeferG17]

Just got off a really busy 8 hour shift, this is exactly what I needed! Thanks Razor!

[@kununity]

Senator Graham recovering his balls from McCain's corpse is the greatest miracle of 2018

[@Jch79]

That Gamera line made me laugh harder than I’ve ever laughed at a political joke man😂 I don’t think there’s ever been a more perfect analogy. Thanks Razor !

[@Rhygenix]

Don't get complacent, keep pushing back.

[@peterroundy8976]

Just discovered you.... love your hypertonic delivery!

[@ajbahus]

I’m reminded of my favorite quote from The Wire, “You want it to be one way...but it’s the other way.”

[@yamibakura8597]

"Happy Confirmation Day" That's the most intimidating thing I've heard in a long time, Razor. Well done.

[@dontlietome6857]

This is what happens when to many lawyers become politicians...

[@KdogPrime]

I'm looking forward to a repeat of this in about a month's time.

[@khristian625]

Just straight bypassed ninja turtle and went straight to Gamera

[@ejeckk]

I was actually waiting on your take of the Kavanaugh appointment. I was not disappointed.

[@DJKeo]

Had a beer yesterday and slept like a baby. I'm confused I thought the world was supposed to end with all that reeeeeeeee

[@HayabusaPaul]

Yes! I was looking forward to your input Razorfist!

[@yourundergroundman]

2016 was the frog 2018 is the turtle! I can get onboard with this trend.

[@jymatney]

Found you through crowder, keep rolling. I’m a Arizona baby now in Alabama, I like to keep updated through independents. I will be coming back when the things allow me. Thank you

[@samuelsteingart6726]

If McConnell is Gamera, is Graham Godzilla?

[@meatmotor]

You could almost see Grahamzilla's dorsal plates lighting up as he blasted Feinstein with his atomic breath of scorn!

[@seatspud]

Sure. But the '98 Tristar Pictures' version though.

[@blacklorgar]

Never had I EVER laughed my black ass off so hard i fell out of my seat when you made TWO references of Gamera about Turtle Mitch lol. Keep it going!

[@mad4song01]

Wow...had no idea that there would ever be that many women in any one place that would die single and alone with a bunch of cats feeding off their corpse.

[@juliem6696]

Fantastic video! I watched most of those B-movies as re-runs growing up in the 70's. Hilarious!

[@BlkSamBell]

Razörfist for Senate.

[@bloodyredshade]

Waiting for this for the last week.

[@rhysf.505]

Everyone remember to stay well-hydrated during these next few days of Salt Fest.

[@gulfcitylibrarian5801]

Thanks for a great start to my morning. Rants are wonderful

[@dontlietome6857]

So yelling, and screaming until you get your way is...democracy? Maybe we should rethink legalizing dope after all....

[@nofutureproductions9242]

Yes, that is a democracy, and that is why we are a Constitutional Republic. “...and to the Republic for which it stands.”

[@TheAnonymousrogue]

I was waiting for this Razor and you delivered as usual. January 22, 2019, Shout Factory is releasing their Collector's Edition of Cobra. God Fucking Speed!

[@Ironcaster]

This rant has been stewed for 7 days and seasoned with the bitter tears of protesters

[@creigh8341]

Missed your rants, welcome back to the cesspool.

[@tds7279]

A ferret with a Coke habit that is awesome

[@Proudinfid3l]

Nice to see you back brother. Much love from Glasgow 🇬🇧🇺🇸

[@eezaak21]

Man, I ain't American. I don't like Trump. I was leftist before they collectively shat in the bed. And even I thought this whole Kavanagh controversy was a load of shit.

[@BKPrice]

That's the beauty of the Democrats: they can unify their own allies against them.

[@Fuk99999]

Same my brother. The party's been compromised by commies...no worse. Commie larpers

[@MrSuckeragi]

We need sane liberals for actual meaningful debate... Not these leftist morons

[@assaultspoon4925]

@@Fuk99999 Nothing wrong with commies. I'm always happy for an excuse to fly the chopper again

[@CyberneticCuldean]

How have I not discovered this channel sooner? Just great.

[@stutteringcris468]

It reminds me of when Mankknd won the WWF championship. HE BEAT THE ODDS!! "MANKIND HAS ACHIEVED HIS DREAMS! AND THE DREAMS OF EVERYONE ELSE WHO'S BEEN TOLD, YOU CAN'T DO IT!!".

[@funkyweapon1981]

That was a great RAW!

[@averychasten1354]

You took ALL the words right out of my mouth. Love every second.

[@HayabusaPaul]

0:28 All that I hear is the sound of screeching harpies

[@Moogles33]

I was waiting for this upload.

[@decwow]

So... pretty typical for a public chick gathering, yeah?

[@chrissawyer1484]

With large banners. I mean, I can make one of those in 30 seconds. (Smh)

[@sski]

Been waiting for this. All is well now.

[@omarabe26]

Mmm, the salt, how moist.

[@MorganArizona]

Awesome as always, Razor-perfect wrap-up to this current fixation. On to the next one...

[@fatjoe460]

That beer tasted so good yesterday (sweeter with the liberal tears).

[@RavenHouseMystery]

I understand why it took a few days for Razorfist to get his thoughts together in order to do this rant and all I can say is "It was worth the wait." Thanks for the analysis and the laughs that come with it. Mitch McConnell = Gamera. Mind blown...

[@BioDomeWithPaulyShor]

Oh good, my opinion is here!

[@cbigb1000]

Dude, your eloquence knows no bounds. I am humbled.