“BOUND” IS SOMEHOW WORSE THAN “FIFTY SHADES” OF ANYTHING | BAD MOVIES & A BEAT | KennieJD

[@Zombiemom-c5s]

YESSSSSS. I was one of the writers on this movie, and I'm so happy you reviewed it. I can tell you a little bit about how the sausage was made. Essentially, it was originally written by the director, who has a certain...style. The producers came to me and said they could not let him film what he'd written, because it would basically be a porno. He had written a lot of sex scenes that were incredibly graphic (including one featuring an empty bottle), and the main guy was written to be sexy and sympathetic (although he always came off creepy to me anyway.) There was a whole scene where he was supposed to sing a song he'd written on his guitar and she was supposed to be impressed, and I was like, "Why would a 40 year old woman be impressed by some idiot's crappy song?" I told them I'd do a punch-up of the relationship scenes only if they let me make the guy a clear creep who did not actually practice real BDSM. I tried to show that real BDSM has rules and clear lines of respect. It was meant to be about her ignoring all of the red flags bc she didn't understand what BDSM actually was and so allowed this bad person into her life--basically a critique of 50 Shades. Some of the scenes/dialogue I couldn't touch bc they didn't want to offend the director. Still, it was enough that during the screening, he greeted me by saying, "So this is the bitch who ruined my movie." Lol! In no way am I saying this movie wasn't fast and cheap, bc it definitely was! It's an Asylum movie, the same guys who did Sharknado. It was never going to be Citizen Kane. But in the end I was proud that it at least had some kind of point of view. At the least, I hoped someone would come away understanding that that's not what the lifestyle is actually about. I have been watching your channel for like a year now and was so excited to see a movie I wrote finally pop up. I have plenty more bad b-movies where that came from! And I'd be happy to chat if you ever want to know WHY these bad movies turn out so bad. ETA: Oh! I forgot my friend Mark was in this! He played her original "boring" boyfriend and is actually an excellent actor and all around great guy.

[@notme1336]

This is wonderful! Thank you so much for bringing some excellent perspective to this guy's trash!!! You are my hero. Love the ending

[@ramsese6113]

Now that i read this my view on this film partially's changed wow

[@changelater01]

tell Mark we said Hi

[@TheHersaWay]

Thank you for sharing this with us, it’s crazy how many processes a movie can go through that can change it immensely, I kinda wish they let you change the whole thing haha

[@badaboop2035]

lol i always thought of movies as group projects and always wondered what other people in the production thought, and this is really cool to have some insight!

[@annaleisedavis7185]

"Thou shalt not fumble the bag for d*ck." -KennieJD

[@tamari1127]

Amen.

[@im_a_chair5556]

Words of wisdom 😔🙌

[@botanicalitus4194]

"I WOULD SHAME HER! SHE DESERVES TO BE SHAMED" 😂

[@redblaquegolden]

This dat shit I live by!!!!

[@zuriii4883]

Amen…

[@Tareltonlives]

At this point a healthy respectful relationship is a kink in itself, but nobody wants to do that kink

[@malakcanvas]

😂😂 this comment is so underrated!

[@LadyAstarionAncunin]

☕

[@bingflop81]

ikr 💀 LMAO and those who do are shamed and called “vanilla”?

[@otomeleifu]

RIGHT

[@MsPiggie099]

Which I'll never get. What's wrong with having that kink?

[@alexhendry2120]

"Stop accepting less because that is what you're used to." ok sis, 2 years of therapy in one sentence.

[@Silkenchérie]

@@LaumishSaysHey same I felt so called out

[@VillyVonka_Od]

I felt that in my soul! 😩

[@Hokie5Libra82]

I felt that.

[@Rinnethblack463]

But how though? It’s what I deserve

[@MiraculousDisneyILadybug]

@@Rinnethblack463 you might think so but everyone deserves to be treated good even when you feel that you don't.

[@panonymousbloom5405]

"he's apparently not allowed in the dungeon" Um... 🚩. doesn't that mean he broke the rules? Like, yknow, he might have stolen something, broke safety regulations... Or even SA and/or harassed someone... Tf.

[@RectPropagation]

Right?! I guess she doesn't know enough about the scene to realize how big of a flag that is.

[@hakiymyoung2513]

Thats what im saying, girl, run...

[@panonymousbloom5405]

@@RectPropagation yeah! And like, with everything else? The fact that he doesn't respect the girl's boundaries and tries to pressure her into plays? That he tries to establish 24/7 dom/sub relationship without any negotiations whatsoever, with little trust, and not even *thinking* about pausing the play at work? This guy is a literal nightmare horror story dom. Not to mention, an abuser.

[@queentemitayo]

Yeah I figured that too

[@kiram.3619]

The other info as well, about the woman who teaches about spanking and doesn't talk to our creep anymore. PS: I recommend reading the pinned comment. It explains.

[@popvic]

I do find it interesting how "vanilla" sex has become synonymous with unsatisfactory. I feel like people find it almost embarrassing to say that they have sex that isn't kinky and women are seen as more sexually appealing if they like being choked/slapped etc. Not to say that women can't enjoy these things obviously, but if you think about it in the most extreme way I do think that there's an element of brainwashing involved to make the majority of young women find violent kinks desirable

[@cheriebomb158]

this!

[@gabriellahcorleone132]

I definitely agree!

[@cam4636]

...I think you're vastly overestimating the prevalence of kink in sexy media

[@popvic]

@@cam4636 I think a lot of porn is inherently quite violent and dehumanises women. You could argue that this is where most young boys are learning about sex and so believe this is attractive and normal. Heteronormative sex is constructed for the male gaze and women are taught to appeal to this standard through social discourse rather than media. But perhaps you're right! It's interesting to think about

[@cam4636]

@@popvic porn =/= kink and vis versa, and while the porn industry is atrocious that doesn't necessarily translate to "teaching young boys about sex"--furthermore we've got plenty of studies into media's effect on people's standards and the majority of standards for violence and misogyny come from the households they're raised in. Same old "video games cause violence" argument there. "Heteronormative sex" isn't constructed unless you've got a lot of set up involved in your bedroom, and while het porn and girl-on-girl porn are overwhelmingly created for the male gaze...that's not what's teaching women. Again, the people who raised you, household and social norms, teach those social norms. Your "brainwashing" argument is dangerously close to radfem talking points that any sort of sex involving men or kink at all is disguised abuse perpetrated on willing victims.

[@nunyuh7102]

'stop accepting less just because that's what you're used to' I DUCKED 😭😂

[@mel818]

right? Kennie always coming right at you with the life lessons

[@nunyuh7102]

@@mel818 like fr 😭 I felt so convicted

[@withoutsasha1769]

She stared into my soul I was shook 😭

[@Adronitis]

A WORD👏🏾

[@pragyasingh2297]

It's that Capricorn and Scorpio realness coming through and I live for it

[@MrVlogerGuy]

I cried out in disgust when I saw her put on the used panties. Like that was horrifying.

[@mel818]

seriously, i would do anything for lust but i sure as fuck WONT DO THAT

[@Celeste-wh9ew]

it was NIGHTMARISHLY unhygienic😭

[@Black.Rose743]

Exactly my clam shriveled in fear

[@ricenumm2605]

The chokehold that Twilight and 50 Shades have on the romance genre is genuinely terrifying.

[@vanessa-iv8qz]

It was the defining point of our generation 😭😭😭😭

[@botanicalitus4194]

but like as bad as twilight was HOW ARE ALL OF THESE WORSE !????

[@jimmyneutron4632]

TERRIFYING

[@lovepantalone_kaeya]

And 365 days somehow manages to be worse than both 💀

[@tamari1127]

@@botanicalitus4194 Fr. At least Twilight has something a little addicting about it but these?????

[@gezellevalentine]

Kenny: *attempts an accent* Me: *realizes Hardin traumatized her more than we initially thought*

[@joyc.e.7511]

Damn, that was good lol

[@springsweettart7421]

That came to mind immediately. I was so confused.

[@small-bigtalk715]

I thought that I was imagining it but that accent was definitely him😭😭

[@lallibeh560]

I wanted to watch "after" soo badly out of curiosity but the accent, the face, the "bad boys vibes"😭 i just couldn't..honestly can't belive they did our boy harry dirty like this and seriously thought he could portray fanfic harry

[@kraxykam7242]

😂😂😂

[@agudiosque]

"He rolls his own cigarettes, what is this? Tom and Jerry?" That made me laugh sm, ily Kennie

[@mel818]

girl the way that SENT ME 💀💀💀💀

[@xLiLlyx98]

That took me out because here in Germany, it's pretty common to roll your own cigarettes and I was sooo confused but laughing 😆

[@sarawoww]

I’m not “fumbling my bag for dick” but Kennie somehow made me feel like I am and for that, I’m deeply ashamed in myself. I’ll do better, thank you for holding me accountable 😭

[@lallibeh560]

fr tho 😭 i was like damn am i doing that? meanwhile there's not even any dick in my life yet cause i'm single as a pringle

[@randomchica23]

That "GIRL, Stand up. My god" made me stand up and go "I will do better!!" Ive been single for 3 years ahahahah

[@wigglemelon8807]

I've been single for over 7 years and I'm celibate 😭 she still had me reevaluating my whole life

[@thgritic102]

Literally an untouched person going on 26 years single, and even I felt that despite it being my own mantra since a kid (middle school be weird) 😂

[@lauram9850]

Lmao I was just about to say that 😭😂

[@dandavids769]

That “yes mistress” at the end really made my ass itch. The ancestors are side eyeing him just for doing this movie

[@kianawillis1325]

LMAOOO fr tho 😭

[@h.b.2003]

This lady with the immaculate bod is Ms. Charisma Carpenter. She was a cheerleader for the 49ers snd then was one of the main stars on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. She's an amazing person as well.

[@Sobriebaby]

Thank youuuu I've been trying to rmr where I knew her from for the whole video. How did I forget buffy? 😂

[@Desaki65]

I did a double-take when I saw Charisma! She's so wonderful!

[@JenniferBrigitteOpticalVortex]

@@Sobriebaby Charisma deserves more

[@im_a_chair5556]

@@JenniferBrigitteOpticalVortex I was thinking the same thing 😭😭

[@lizabee484]

Yaaaaas! Love her!! She’s so kind in person, I’ve had the pleasure to meet her ☺️❤️

[@nuclearseahorse]

I've never seen BDSM split up into 'B&D and S&M' before so I can't stop saying "Bungeons & Dragons" in my head

[@cam4636]

Sailor & Moon

[@abbywolffe4114]

The scream I scrumpt at Bungeons and Dragons

[@lastquarter3992]

@@cam4636 you made my day

[@ericamcpherson4553]

So let me get this right, she dumped the good guy Bc of vanilla business only to get with someone whos also vanilla but just a pervert

[@Blue_Lunacy]

Not what the writers aimed for but that's how it came across as.

[@coffin3050]

😂😂😂😂

[@lyra2282]

It's heartbreaking how much Charisma Carpenter suffered at the hands of Joss Whedon and how he basically derailed her career. She deserves to be in much better movies.

[@Tareltonlives]

Especially since Joss Whedon is pretty much this guy in real life

[@Zeni2468]

Charisma Charpenter did not spend the 90s and early 2000s fighting vampires with Buffy and Angel, fighting in Legend of the Seeker, and doing a cameo in Lucifer and Supernatural to be in this bullshit movie.

[@Tayter144]

PREACH

[@rayewb6507]

That’s what I was thinking like what happened girl…

[@hakiymyoung2513]

I know, right...

[@Zeni2468]

Sis was in all the shows. I even remember her from Charmed. She didn't have to do this to herself.

[@JenniferBrigitteOpticalVortex]

Charisma Carpenter has my favorite Hollywood name ever. She deserves better.

[@-rayn-4934]

Dear, young fellow-kinksters: If you meet someone who is pushy and does not respect your boundaries, enjoys making you miserable in real life, is making you feel guilty about not participating in smth you're uncomfortable with bc you're denying Them "pleasures", and, biggest red flag, is being outlawed from the Kink-Community in any way, shape or form, DON'T GET INVOLVED WITH HIM/HER/THEM. Respectable Doms get off by seeing their partner's pleasure by what they're doing to them, and every encounter, be it casual flings or 24/7 D/S-Relationships, are built on trust and are aimed at making BOTH parties happy. The Sub is the true holder of power, bc he/she/they are the one SETTING THE BOUNDARIES, confirming what the Dom wants to do to them is also smth that THEY like to be done to them.

[@grapeshot]

Hollyweird will stop at nothing to try to convince everybody creepy stalkeous behavior is a good thing.

[@ayannabranchcomb7535]

And they always make them rich and handsome bc thats the ONLY way they can get away with this mess.

[@tamari1127]

@@ayannabranchcomb7535 Yes.

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

@@ayannabranchcomb7535 Only one that was even handsome tho was Mr. Are you lost, baby girl and he was in the mafia! :(

[@ayannabranchcomb7535]

@@ThexDynastxQueen ugh he was the worst one! A waste of an attractive cast man 🥴

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

@@ayannabranchcomb7535 That truly was the real tragedy of that dumb fever dream of a movie lol.

[@jascerise812]

“Yeah you do” is just Ryan’s way of asking “are you lost, baby girl” and I hate all of it

[@gravyall0va]

omg it is :'(

[@MamaMOB]

I just want to yell at the man “No, I don’t!” Followed by the biggest what the fuck face.

[@Darkthestral1]

Kennie is the personal trainer we all need. Not for muscles, but for our taste in partners and keeping our priorities straight

[@ona3779]

That "I would shame you!" was painful and effective, and I haven’t even done anything worth shaming

[@misskaydawkins]

Being Black honestly does shade so much of your life. I used to play DND and absolutely trolled my DM by referring to him as Dungeon Massa for months. 💀

[@Sozile]

OHGH NMMT GODDD 😭😭😭

[@M1LKBO1-]

Lmfaoooo

[@Meandsushiroll]

As a black kinky person, I also have feelings about "master" and "slave" stuff. Some people like it, I will never. Especially by a white man? Nahhhh

[@cycyj847]

This

[@FoxExcess]

Slavery didn't start a few hundred years ago...These terms are far more akin to the slavery going on as we speak affecting millions of females, and has been for thousands of years.

[@goatdeer8403]

I'm not black but that stuff just... doesn't sit right with me lol. I get it's not THAT kind of slavery but even all that baggage aside I cannot when people say master lmfao. I'm sorry but that's impossible for me to take seriously or find sexy

[@mischr13]

@@FoxExcess what?

[@jencendiary]

Mollena Williams-Haas, a pretty prominent Black figure in the kink community, told a story on the Why Are People Into That? pod about telling an event that a "slave auction" was not a good look, and then when they ignored her, rolling up dressed as an Enslaved woman and begging the organizers not to sell her people down the river. You really have to rub some people's faces in it. She has lots of other interesting thoughts about subbing as a Black woman.

[@hawkwardfairy]

I need to cross-stitch "Don't fumble the bag for d!ck" with flowers.

[@gravyall0va]

I'll buy 2

[@gravyall0va]

Literally ma'am make an Etsy lol

[@Katxo1831]

If you do please send me the etsy link

[@MattSoleil]

In case you’re curious, the Bound movie from the 90s is a lesbian mafia drama starring Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon and is actually quite good. As a fellow lesbian, imo it’s one of the few lesbian films that doesn’t fetishize or exploit the lesbian experience. I highly recommend. Oh also it was written and directed by the same people who made the matrix (who also happen to be trans women 😌✨).

[@alistairmooncrest5018]

Not gonna lie, when I saw "BOUND", I got excited thinking this was that. I saw it before, a long time ago, but honestly can't remember how "bad" it could've been to want it on a Bad Movies and a Beat though, 🤣.

[@jillianpantano6461]

I love Jennifer tilly!

[@danielleflorack7616]

That sounds pretty cool

[@yazminlares6000]

@ARTNV ?

[@alanar8046]

90's Bound was EVERYTHING! Interesting plot, great cinematography, impeccable cast, and thrilling stakes. I legitimately felt empowered as a woman after watching that. I will never forgive the universe for failing to make both leading actresses Angelina Jolie level household names. As a strait woman, I really appreciated the A+ lesbian representation. Everyone should watch that Bound at least once.

[@laurajaynenolan2149]

“Stop accepting less just because that’s what you’re used to” really makes me think of “if you only love yourself 10% and someone loves you 20% you’re going to feel like you’ve won the lottery.” And of course “we accept the love we think we deserve.”

[@vertebrate3507]

I’m really wondering why they added in the whole underage daughter thing turning her into some dom woman. Like, get your daughter therapy

[@bruna2588]

that got me surprised. Why traumatize a character in order to other character grow?

[@cam4636]

@@bruna2588 Women in Refrigerators. Common trope; create a side character who is important to the main character, then harm them so the main character can get revenge. Usually it's a female character who gets harmed for the sake of a male main character, but a female character getting harmed for a female main character is still harming a female character for someone else's story.

[@kl4581]

I have yet to see a "sexy" movie with poor people. It's always some CEO or someone with some random ass corporate position. I wanna see the guys that heats up the fries at McDonald's, or somebody that makes 15/hr (Im Canadian)

[@datawolf39]

Someone really needs to make that movie. It would be BDSM on a budget. No sex room or thousand dollar plane trips instead just lovers with kinks finding one another preferably with a romantic meetcute. The conflict instead of meaningless arguments, I'm looking at you 50 shades, and misunderstandings would be from outside forces learning about their kinks or Gift of the Magi style thinking it would help or save the other person if they left of their own accord.

[@kon7215]

@@datawolf39 honestly bdsm on a budget sounds like a nice title

[@datawolf39]

@@kon7215 lol it feels like a parody title. It'd be like Scary Movie but for BDSM.

[@amandatownsend5132]

Honestly if done right that could be a really cute bdsm plot without the concerning out of bedroom power dynamic

[@devonmunn5728]

I guess rich people are chosen cause the lifestyle of the rich is very flashy then the average common folk

[@AMB33ZY]

The way that Kendall goes on tangents when a perceived bag is being fumbled. The Capricorn energy is strong! I love Capricorn women, they’re so bothered by shit like this.

[@KioshiWarrior]

We are indeed lol it’s unacceptable 💀

[@mossonthenorthside]

I feel so validated every time she does that! I do the same as a Cap lmao

[@mel818]

I need that energy! show me your ways, Capricorn women 🥲

[@jacquelinelugo5518]

We really are, You think I'm gonna mess with my bag over some dick. Nah ain't no dick that good, that would make me go that stupid. Also Capricorn ♑ gang

[@LadyAstarionAncunin]

Guess it's Scorpio energy too because, honey...no. I don't even mean it in a capitalistic way but in a security way: The bag comes FIRST, and don't waste a dime of it on a dusty.

[@janianj]

This sounds like a poorly written fanfiction a 15 year old girl made in creative writing class also “during wakanda month” took me out 😂😂😭

[@kennemedia01]

I think Black Panther did come out in February too!

[@serapekkala8238]

With all the antagonism he seems to hold toward her job and her father, I honestly thought he was gonna turn out to be her illegitimate half-brother who got disinherited or something

[@cheri31]

Okay, I'm so glad I wasn't the only one. I honestly assumed either 1) secret half-brother who resented the father for abandoning him or 2) the son of an ex-business partner who the father got arrested for embezzlement.

[@i_heart_portal_games6976]

That “Yes Mistress” at the end had me in SHAMBLESSSS

[@ellieblack8028]

At least he's actually cutr..I'm happy for her

[@pineappleisland9802]

*shackles 😔

[@mayo3792]

did you also get your pfp from pintrest

[@i_heart_portal_games6976]

@@mayo3792 I think so

[@y2k1noel]

You should consider revisiting Lifetime yandere movies, there are so many to choose from. Everything with "cheerleader" in the title is particularly bad.

[@Brat120000]

There’s this one movie where the chick from Cory in the house is like 30 and decides she wants to be a cheerleader in high school and just like fakes her way in. It’s so weird.

[@goatdeer8403]

@yes we will can someone explain what these comments are bc I'm not clicking on that

[@tunafish5462]

​@@goatdeer8403 Its a quran video, choosing this video with this movie out of all the videos to advertise it on was a choice...

[@mariagoespro]

@@tunafish5462 I meeeeeeannn, I've never actually read the Quran so it may as well be relevant for all I know. just in case: I'm not serious. Although I have not actually read Quran, I have an idea of the contents

[@rx500android]

@@goatdeer8403 it's a bot spammer

[@naomi.s1799]

"stop expecting less just because that's what you're used to" *stares into my soul* Okaaay Okaay

[@marydarko3380]

I directly blame fifty shades for these kind of films being made, I'm attacking the entire franchise lol. the men are always meant to come across as sexy, mysterious and they just end up looking like stalkers, possessive, a literal walking red flag if I've ever seen one

[@LadyAstarionAncunin]

You should blame Twilight because it's very that just without the direct SM trappings. But the spirit is there.

[@hope-cat4894]

@@LadyAstarionAncunin Imagine writing such an impactful book that you completely change the romance genre of movies and paranormal YA novels. Power like that needs to be contained. 😔

[@bluehydrangea5506]

Do not go on wattpad. 13-18 yr old girls and their poorly written fantasys about abusive, toxic relationships

[@BimmieJames]

That “I don’t smoke…yeah ya do.” line got me nearly in a panic attack because at the foundation of that line is being f0rce to ingest a psychoactive add!ctve substance into your body. It reminds me of “strawberry girls” or a type of “coerced s3x-sl@very” through induced chemical use disorder to keep a person near by. When we zoom out and see the wider implications and impacts, no other line from any previous BMiaB is as bone chilling. IMO even Christian Grey never did something so disturbing.

[@inkystars19]

What are strawberry girls?

[@BimmieJames]

@ a strawberry girl (strawberry boy) is when a person purposely induces a substance dependency in the (strawberry) boy or girl in order to create an axis to covet the them with. The dependency causes the victim to rely on the substance often given by the perp. It’s extremely messed up.

[@mariahgumm8314]

You know, one thing I do genuinely like about this take on the bad/wrong pseudo BDSM movies is that the protagonist is actually a full grown, experienced woman. So many of these movies have the virginal ingenue being introduced to everything at once by the worst person possible for the job, but here we have an actress that appears to be in her 40s(?) with a daughter. That's something in the right direction. Granted, I'm 9 minutes in and maybe the disturbing content will outweigh that, but it's nice to see.

[@ImmortalBroken]

I kind of agree. On the other hand, I get why it's usually the young, what-even-IS-an-orgasm type, because it's easier to understand why they would fall for this shit lol.

[@cheri31]

And, in its defense, it does make efforts to differnetiate between this fake bdsm and real bdsm so...bb steps?

[@Blue_Lunacy]

@@cheri31 but this movie is from 2015. I don't think there are much improvement or that this movie move the needle on this subject.

[@samofsamnation7523]

Okay but at 13:18 that spoke to my soul. I’ve been in a relationship for 3 years now, in which I’ve accepted less because that’s what I’m used to. That gave me the courage to end the relationship and move on with my life. Thank you Kennie, I needed to hear that.

[@Nicol3c87]

“B&D and S&M” is literally killing me 😭😭😭😭

[@deethkhl]

That had me going crazy. WHY?!

[@kkuudandere]

Right? They're doing the B&D and S&M.... but also clearly the D/s?? Why didn't they just keep the whole acronym sjslsldkskks

[@dani-888]

IM CRYING LAUGHING AT THAT

[@Tareltonlives]

Director: This is a sexy romance! Writer: This is a terrifying thriller! The funny thing was this was the reverse of the 50 Shades film where the director pissed off EL James by trying to both tone down and acknowledge the abuse and thus got kicked out of the sequels and replaced by James' husband.

[@literaIIyshy]

The fact that I KNOW the "I don't smoke" "yeah, you do" line (as cringy as it is) would work just fine with the right delivery from an actor that actually has charisma/sex appeal is so funny to me

[@tunafish5462]

If Zac Efron told me this, it would work on me ngl......

[@solaris5922]

@@tunafish5462 Noooo 😭😭😭😭

[@KC-ep6sg]

Henry Cavill could pull it off

[@zkkitty2436]

I feel like it would be weird no matter what Like if ANY man said that to me I’d start laughing like bro you sound STUPID

[@tunafish5462]

@@solaris5922 girl ik I am sorry but it's Zac Efron 😭😭

[@305JustMe]

If a man kept telling me “yea, you do” that would make me twice as rigid and unyielding cuz who tf you talking to sir???

[@katherine1124]

Adroll Kennie looks absolutely stunning in that shade of red.

[@misst-1538]

Being into BDSM and black at the same time. Emotional rollercoaster.

[@evanlinden4410]

1. I was concerned I would have to riot if this was the 90s one. Justice for Jennifer Tilly 2. Charisma Carpenter deserves better than this movie

[@cheriremily9360]

I was feeling the same way!

[@kayade5305]

Well. She took the job. Besides, beggars can't be choosers and she probably has piling bills. No big productiion has been checking for her, so she took what came along.

[@maybemay1403]

do you ever just sit back and realise that all of this happened because of one Mormon woman who had her dreams of a hot sparkly vampire published.

[@snakesnoteyes]

Me being very confused because Bound is amazing, only to realize this was not about the iconic lesbian film 💀

[@YeahitsMeSylvia]

I Stan that film so much Jennifer Tilly is a baddie in every film she does

[@akatie888]

@ZZAVID did a video on it

[@zombie..]

Same!! I love that movie, even tho it might’ve sparked my infatuation for the bad girl type

[@peekaboochuu]

I thought the exact same thing! love that movie

[@FoxExcess]

Jennifer Tilly fits that role so amazingly, I can't think of anything I haven't liked her in. The chucky series is pretty funny too if you guys haven't seen it

[@VictoriaRoyce]

Out of curiosity, I looked up the movie on peacock, then looked up the actor who played Ryan (Bryce Draper) and saw he actually passed away last October. Rest up king 😔🙏 thank you for giving us this very weird movie and consequently, this video

[@algonzorithm]

This movie even having the name "Bound" while the Jennifer Tilly+Gina Gershon one exists should be illegal.

[@deandrewalker6978]

Came here to say this 🤣

[@TheDawnofVanlife]

Yeeeeeesssss

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

Found out that one is directed by the sisters who directed the Matrix. Wow, I wonder what it's like for them being two of God's favorites 😅

[@Oobs212]

I'm not even interested in dick and yet the emotion in that "STAND UP" had me question all the life decisions I've ever made

[@pixiemeg]

Oh hey it's Cordelia from Buffy Also. Lmao no wonder he's not allowed in the BDSM club, most of those have actual rules and standards about consent 🙃

[@iputcreamcheeseinmyramen]

"philandering with this imbecile"😂your quotes are a joy as always

[@andriana5311]

I’ve been binging Kennies Bad Movies and a Beat and just when I thought I ran out of videos, bam another upload! What a treat❤️

Omg same

[@cpasta517]

Likewise 👏 ♥️

[@amandajoz_]

LITERALLY WAS WORKING LISTENING TO OLD ONES AND THIS STARTED MY HYPENESS

[@simabe5067]

You know, these kind of movies makes me wonder how many potential thriller movies I (luckily) prevented by throwing all those creepy ass men's numbers away 💀

[@LS.356]

I love how "fifty shades related work" is one of the warnings

[@haneulnophi]

between "what turn your sprinkler on" and "venture south on a solo trip", today's video is so awfully poetic, I love it

[@nikhot460]

Sis that was clearly for me! 2022 we're not accepting below bottom of the barrel treatment ✨✨

[@botanicalitus4194]

18:30 Kennie getting emotional over these protagonists poor financial decisions 😂

[@AzuraBlackHeart]

I haven't seen it, but Amanda the jedi covered a movie recently that i can just tell kennie would have a good time with Here. 😂 Netflix: Brazen. Maybe we'll see a vid on that some day too 🖤

[@lizabee484]

Real quick, I audibly *gasped* when we threw it to ad roll Kennie and she looked somehow even more stunningly gorgeous than usual! Like???? HOW????? Excuse me ma’am but I think this level of beauty is against the all-knowing benevolent algorithm (jk, obviously 😅) ☺️😍

[@astonishinglyy]

somewhat related but also unrelated, the bound from the 90s is a lesbian thriller movie I highly recommend!! It’s one of my favourite lesbian movies of all time

[@DD-po2hh]

Ok but where can I find this…

[@astonishinglyy]

@@DD-po2hh I watched it on a site called SOAP2DAY

[@FoxExcess]

Such a good movie! I thought that's what this video was going to be about and I was like wtf how can someone hate that movie

[@FoxExcess]

@@DD-po2hh its available to rent on YT apparently

[@valeriarossini543]

I was literally about to comment this! And it's written/directed by the Wachowskis

[@KatBlaque]

I don't find ANY of these Dom dudes they pick even remotely attractive physically (ok maybe Massimo was kinda hot when he wasn't talking). Is this what white women are attracted to? I'm not judging, I'm just trynna understand lol.

[@nerdywolverine8640]

My guess is male director self inserts

[@drifter72]

Since the movies are hated I would say no lol

[@penelopew77]

I can’t speak for all white women, but personally, no. Not into any of them either, especially once they open their mouths. It always either comes off creepy, or in some cases it has a distinct vibe of a weak man pretending to be dominant, and is very off putting.

[@drifter72]

@@penelopew77 adding to this I would also say skin tone doesn't make anyone attracted to anyone or into certain fetishes or private activities

[@penelopew77]

@@drifter72 That’s what I meant when I said I can’t speak for all white women, but I probably should have been clearer

[@deanbilly9073]

"shame be on you and your household if you fumble the bag for some peen" - Kennielations 1:17

[@harurin_]

There is nothing hotter than someone respecting your boundaries. - Taylor Tomlinson

[@karendellinger8769]

i woke up in the dead of night to drink water but clearly i must now stay up for this gem

[@lasttimeimaskingyouthis]

Lol I was going to sleep but I got her notification so I'm up too!!

[@NayvieNoir]

I’m so grateful to have gained enough self esteem and life experience (and BDSM experience) that I now have boundaries and they are non-negotiable. If someone tried that “yes you do” bs with me, I’d just say “no, no I don’t” and walk off.

[@cam4636]

I probably wouldn't have that composure, I'd just start laughing hysterically

[@ghosttown9564]

"stop accepting less just because it's what you're used to" girl how the fuck did you know?

[@kittycatcacher3312]

Love how she is still continuing with this shizz after the traumatic experience her kid went through. Like hehe, my life is great now let's just ignore the trauma my kid is going through because I dated a psycho.

[@taurielblack]

Alternative title: “Kendall being an angry Capricorn for 28:08 straight.” I love to see it. 👏🏻

[@keiley99]

Taylor tomilson snapped when she said there is nothing hotter than a man respecting your boundaries

[@dannyb4762]

Me: casually listening to this while drinking water and mopping my kitchen: Kennie: MY HONKER RONKER DOINKY BOINKIES- Me: Proceeds to IMMEDIATELY SPRAY WATER ALL ON MY FLOOR FROM LAUGHING. You never fail to make me smile/laugh with these videos. Thank you Kennie 😊

[@celinahatton2653]

Handy though that you already had the mop out 😂

[@dannyb4762]

@@celinahatton2653 I WAS ALREADY MOPPING. I WAS GOING OVER THE FLOOR AGAIN WHEN THIS HAPPENED

[@glittersoop]

HAHAHAHAHA i laughed just reading it

[@celinahatton2653]

@@dannyb4762 YES, I GOT THAT YOU WERE ALREADY MOPPING.

[@alysssabear]

how does she come with these words 💀💀

[@PaigeOfTheSound]

"Yes mistress" TOOK ME OUT Like the whole thing was bad but that was the thing that made me audibly say "WHAT"

[@dgtor_official]

Just got off work isn’t time to see this gift from hell. Love you, Kennie, and thanks for making my Saturday (worse?) better.

[@tamari1127]

fr.

[@sweetclariss]

Netflix now has an After-esque movie called Through My Window if you ever feel like subjecting yourself to a "spicy" toxic teen romance again

[@pixiedust1999]

i don't know if i'm the only one but i'll speak from my experience kendall i'm sending you so much love, prayer and positive energy ,and that's the least i can do to repay you for saving my live ever since starting the series at my worst moments you made me laugh and taught me so many great lessons and you may or may not blossomed my love for bad movies lol. thanks babe

[@carenneetienne4449]

Almost every single STD and STI came into my head when you said, "USED PANTIES"

[@emclaire7027]

Charisma, sweetie, no 😭. I saw the thumbnail and was like “that can’t possibly be her” and it is. Get UP, girl, Cordelia Chase would never fumble that bag

[@Pepperthecory]

So we are just supposed to be like “good for her for discovering her inner strength” when her own bad judgement led to her daughter being SAd and traumatized?!

[@lilacgrace6025]

Kennie’s hair always looks so good! It’s an extra treat that comes with the terrible movie 😭

[@mechantechatonne]

The movie Bound from the 90s is by the Wachowski siblings and it's a fabulous lesbian mafia romance definitely worth reviewing! Good movie and a beat for sure.

[@Nicol3c87]

OMG I CANT BELIEVE Cordilea from “Buffy” and “Angel” series (late 90s early 2000s) made this movie 😭🤣😭🤣

[@beckybertish7841]

Same😂🤣

[@grandpa_IX]

'stop accepting less just that's what you're used to,' oh... oh i wasn't expecting that hit today, kennie.

[@zoelav1398]

Watching Kennie's Bad Movies on Saturdays is a weekly tradition to me. I go to a coffee shop, order a pot of tea, and just listen to you roast bad movies. It's honestly the best. (Also I saw Tall Girl 2 was on NETFLIX and I was like WHY DID THIS GET A SEQUEL and I'm so excited for you to review it.)

[@kraxykam7242]

"One thing about me, I will twister my way into monetization" PLEASE THE DANCE WITH IT TOO 😭😭💀

[@Nicol3c87]

At 9:24 is literally how I feel when I watch any poorly written “BDSM” type movie 😭😭😭😭

[@13realmusic]

E. L. James gave us the worst romantic book series ever, while L. J. Smith gave us one of the best romantic book series ever.

[@Saighin]

Wait WTF is that Charisma Carpenter?!?!?! Look, I'm not gonna lie... I don't care how bad the movie is, I kinda wanna watch it now just to see _Buffy's_ Cordelia Chase still having a body that won't stop at 45 years old 😆🤩

[@fabiennehoogewoud1180]

Yes! I was listening mostly and then I look up and am like “Cordelia????? Girl…. No!”

[@Ms.July-Moon]

@@fabiennehoogewoud1180 From what I have heard Joss derailed her career by labeling her as “difficult.” Powerful men in Hollywood have put the kibosh on many a woman’s career by having her characterized as someone who is difficult to work with.

[@tawannas3802]

Charisma Carpenter survived a serial killer in real life, I loved that she was hosting surviving evil. It's crazy seeing her go from that to crappy movies.

[@packnetadaija]

When I read the title I thought you were gonna talk about the 90s classic movie staring Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon haha

[@MrsTrixieFirecracker]

the scene in her dad's office almost did me in, i had to give myself a pep talk, Kennie suffered so I should suffer in solidarity. i spent the rest of the movie (not knowing the mess that would follow) praying for Ryan's demise.

[@somecanadiangirl1]

"she comes over MID WORK DAY for lunch" the way this would be normal in Europe but North American capitalism is a hellscape 🤧

[@LadyAstarionAncunin]

Capitalism itself is a hellscape. But the world isn't ready for that conversation.

[@somecanadiangirl1]

@@LadyAstarionAncunin this is true but I specified North America cuz at least continental Europe gets longer breaks and more vacation time lmao

[@MsDarkLightening]

Ending had me like “Really? In front of my Black History Month?!!”

[@NHarts3]

I got a migraine and listening to you rant about sucky movies is exactly what I need tonight

[@elfangel94]

“Unsullied untouched like newly fallen snow” ma’am I don’t know who you’re trying to fool we’ve all seen your story times 💀💀

[@kennemedia01]

...and the Twitch content

[@6ViolinRed]

Why do all these men in these movies act closer to the creep scenarios in the first-person POV sexual harassment training videos I had to watch for work 😵‍💫 Same visceral rxn

[@FoxExcess]

Cause a ton of them want us to actually like them acting like that and continue to make movies trying to convince us otherwise.

[@rhianonmorris5367]

idea for a bad movie: a 90s cult classic, "Joe's Apartment". I don't know if you you find it anywhere, but the basic gist is this guy's apartment is riddled with sentient cockroaches that he befriends. it's good, but I also haven't seen it in a while

[@VooDooJuicy]

I’m thrilled with another Bad Movies and a Beat but Charisma 🤭 WHY did she sign up for this?! The underwear 😩 and fumbling the BAG for clearly generic man parts 😡 wtf

[@ImmortalBroken]

I mean, the fact that it's not a romance and that the lead character does end up in control may have been enough to make it sound like it could be a good movie.

[@willow9912]

My reaction on seeing Charisma Carpenter. "No it can't be her." "But she sure does look like her." "Let me google this shit." "FUCK MY LIFE IT'S HER".