“PSYCHO STRIPPER” IS EVERYTHING YOU WOULD EXPECT FROM LIFETIME| BAD MOVIES & A BEAT| KennieJD

[@veganerwurst]

Also can we please talk about how this is the first bad movie where the woman doesn't fall in love with the dangerous psychopath? This is the healthiest relationship i've seen in this series yet and that is quite sad 😂

[@blurrycryptid]

tbh I also kinda love that the psycho stripper is a dude.

[@ursulajoni15]

The sad thing is there's probably fanfiction shipping them in some crevice of the internet

[@darkdream1469]

Lol true. 😂

[@rain4771]

@@ursulajoni15 crap true

[@celinahatton2653]

The Room was either the first, or one of the first. No chicks falling in love with psychos, just 2.5 men falling in love with a female sociopath.

[@kaemarieautumn]

"Stay at home mom with no kids" is a statement I agree with as I drink Apple juice from a wine glass and eat chicken nuggets with a fork

[@makeda6530]

Oop that's me...

[@Lilliantheia]

Same. xD

[@hiimleloh]

Woooo fancy

[@tinadaka5111]

Classé

[@daisylovesnoodles2166]

that sounds good lol

[@jbrianna9907]

“Stay at home mom with no kids” My 22 year old ass with my wine glass that holds an entire bottle felt that

[@aileensmith2953]

why did that remind me of Big Carl from cougar town lmaoo

[@jailupe4935]

luv this, same tho

[@nosferat-ew]

we are the same, girl 😅

[@makeda6530]

Relatable lmao

[@Gracemystar]

How is this exactly me, age and everything

[@Flatcetera]

You know what I just realized that “dark” in books mostly refers to just the hair, I always imagined them as dark skinned as well (no wonder game of thrones in my imagination had a lot more black characters...)

[@makeda6530]

I always assumed either mysterious personality/black before dark-haired.

[@Flatcetera]

Maki-risu most books will refer to characters as tanned or “insert caramel like adjectives here” though haha

[@makeda6530]

@@Flatcetera Ah yes of course, various mochas and chocolates and an occasional _burnt bronze._

[@alyssadyer4096]

I mean in some cases like in the Outsiders one of the characters who was described as having a dark tan, and it that referred to his character being brownskinned.

[@Duchesscarml]

Are we referring to "tall, dark, and handsome"? Because yeah, I use to think the same. Threw me when I first realized it's about hair color....

[@caitlindriscoll927]

*KENDALL PLEASE* VELOCIPASTOR: After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. Although he is horrified by the new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime.

[@avonic2874]

Wait... this is real?!

[@hoodiegirl4473]

I was like legit dieing if boredom and I say this video. Suddenly I feel like I can actually look forward to something 😂

[@anjab-1769]

This sounds AWESOME. I'm down! 😂

[@galaxylaurels3539]

I totally down for this

[@chibiiiwerewolf]

I must watch this. I need to watch this.

[@O.SugarHoneyIceTea]

“He doesn’t blink enough” Me: Gets immediately self conscious about my blinking causing me to blink excessively for the rest the day.

[@randomdudejusthere8690]

@Oh Honey Honey I thought it was just me only

[@kirbysthiccthighs]

me too-

[@oopsiateyourgrandmabyaccid8407]

Same

[@cs4972]

12:20 bro why does he low key sound like that Key and Peele sketch "wHy ArE yOu BeInG sUch a ᵇⁱᵗᶜʰ AgAiN, aMbEr???"

[@jewl1503]

Meegan!

[@lostinthelookingglas]

This whole movie acts like ballet dancers aren’t athletes who could kill a man with their lower body strength 😂

[@cookieanon7794]

Gonna get you with some killer fouettes!

[@seonjamie3059]

Dancers are extremely fit but fit girl vs fit guy who's a good 5 inches taller, the dude will win.

[@babbyasmr2031]

@@seonjamie3059 ... that's kind conservatively gendered. If both know how to fight and can hold their own, a woman could easily beat a male opponent.

[@christopherbrown2706]

@@babbyasmr2031 do you have this same thought about intergender fighting?

[@mypride_andjoy2269]

@@babbyasmr2031 Mhm..maybe you dont realize that men are naturally stronger than women so even if she was just as fit she would prolly lose still or win depending on there circumstances and location.

[@MoreMichaela]

PLEASE DO THE PREGNANCY PACT: the movie about teenage girls literally making a pact to get pregnant.

[@missmysme]

My middle school Home Ec teacher made us watch that movie because she was too lazy to actually teach us.

[@hubabaloop]

More Michaela yessss

[@iamsad9107]

I love that mess!

[@icharlene]

I think it's based on a true story.

[@heyitskira7056]

Charlene Ngandu Mbani it is off a town in Massachusetts

[@sevhenvay6088]

"You gotta put some elbow grease in it, beat his ass" I literally laughed way too loud 😂😂😂

[@Duchesscarml]

Same. I was looking for this comment....

[@marissawilson4644]

Same!!!

[@marnettasingleton9038]

I don't know about everyone else, but I laugh at all her jokes😂

[@shestheone1503]

Yep

[@Thebeautyofarighteousmind]

Same!!

[@laustin2832]

Lol me too

[@makeda6530]

Most get me lmao

[@izzywoods794]

Every single one brah

[@Evan_L_Rodriguez]

Bruh, it takes 8 - 12 years for an embalmed body to fully decompose; this man’s fiancé was barely rotting before he got engaged again.

[@xy-dd2kb]

Really ??? Thats crazy !

[@xy-dd2kb]

Embalming should be prohibited then, all that stuff cant be good for the soil and microfauna and whatnot

[@Evan_L_Rodriguez]

x y the whole process of burial is bad for the environment. Metal caskets don’t decompose, and the chemicals used to treat the wood for wooden caskets are also not good for the environment, but they still decay faster than metal. Cremation is also bad for the environment because most crematoriums have insufficient ventilation, so a lot of CO2 gets pumped out into the air.

[@xy-dd2kb]

@@Evan_L_Rodriguez thanks for the answer !

[@whatreallymatters571]

@@Evan_L_Rodriguez so what would be a good option?

[@Artemis820]

You should try watching "stalked by my mother " its soo bad that I ended up actually rooting for the antagonist

[@sterylmeep3388]

Im curious now, you know sth is badly written when that happens😂

[@roserven]

The movie as to be bad af if you end up rooting for the antagonist lmao

[@AmbiCahira]

I keep believing that I can't write stories... then I hear this and think "I'm definitely better than this." The psychology plotholes are so huge, yikes.

[@gracemaina6593]

Ikr

[@ashley.2faded]

Sees title Me: 👁👄👁 it’s going to be a good one .

[@tameikadawkins7742]

Facts! I’m actually in it. I play Bea . It’s my favorite Lifetime movie

[@gaila.9852]

@@tameikadawkins7742 How did you get the role?

[@felineleijon8065]

wedding planner: *forgets her line* kendall, without hesitation: im in the ghetto rata tata ra ta ta ra

[@keychains5806]

" You never though an Indian man could be a heart throb, switch it up give me some flavour" I have never agreed more and that's on Allah 💅

[@PrometheanFlame]

Be sure to watch The Lovebirds when it comes out. A romantic comedy with a South Asian man (guy from Stuber) and Isa Rae.

[@soli4994]

Hi ! You shouldn't include Allah's name for such things

[@aimenalvi3759]

using Allah swt's name like that is super disrespectful. please remove it.

[@canceledartist]

Lol sorry to the people above, that must suck that they used your God’s name in vain,

[@JwanDeFleur]

It came while I was reading ur comment

[@melodysooyaa1370]

“Oooh the ghetto.” I cackled 😂😂

[@yiskajacobs2217]

On the topic of Lifetime Movies, I find that Hallmark movies are just as incompetent🙄 They literally rehash the same dry, unseasoned romcom storylines and repackage them with different characters🤦🏾‍♀️

[@elbraddock7711]

DIFFERENT characters??!?!?! I don't think so

[@LisaFrank39]

Omg yes hallmark is hilarious

[@danicakelly2242]

And then fall comes....and now it’s every movie has the same exact plot with the same exact characters but also Santa. Or it’s the same stories that they have the rest of the year but with a Christmas filter & some snow. Like there’s a decked out evergreen in the background now, so clearly it’s a different movie. Or my personal favorite: 5000 different ways to make a Scrooge/Grinch character learn the meaning of Christmas except they also fall in love.

[@makeda6530]

"Unseasoned" is an amazing way to describe it

[@sa5m225]

Yep, and my mom always ask me why I hate Hallmark and Lifetime.

[@TheGrossDemon]

Ok but could you imagine a horror movie where everyone is intuitive and actually smart? They'd all be on their toes making smart choices and covering their bases but still dying because the killer is still a step ahead. That would be so exciting!

[@fightingmedialounge519]

That sounds more like a thriller.

[@Mudoh415]

There’s a movie like that. Called “The Thing” from like 1985. Literal scientist making smart choices and kept dying.

[@ccb6013]

"Oculus" kinda fits that description.

[@princessofhell4639]

I want this movie

[@crimsoncerulli233]

YT: 13 comments -can I see them? YT: no

[@phatboybunny]

The trick to that is switching to newest comments

[@kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932]

@@phatboybunny I do that too😂💀

[@kiatorrette5631]

Why is literally everyone but amber immediately understand Hunter crazy?

[@gaila.9852]

Huh?

[@dairithborquez8265]

“Rubber” it’s about a killer car tire it’s supposed to have a cult following

[@dominiquebrown1794]

Dairith Borquez that movie is hilariously bad 😂

[@LadyOya]

I have been trying to get her to do this movie since the beginning. No luck yet.

[@mangarox134]

I watched that movie with my whole family because my both recommend it and OMG 😂

[@mangarox134]

Sorry brother

[@karina1886]

Dude I love that movie 🙃

[@cerealonmytoast7035]

Girl: you've got blood on ur neck Guy: r yes it's from me shaving my beard Guy's chin/jaw: *continues to have hair*

[@gaila.9852]

He clearly said trimming.

[@moxiemaxie3543]

He doesn't have neck beard so itd make sense blood works be on the neck. If I was a man I'd be irritated about having to shave that stub

[@mickiix.4738]

When I say I’m looking forward to the weekend, THIS is what I’m talking about... Admiring Kennie’s skin and watch her talk about trash movies. Lol who would’ve thought this was what my weekends would come to😁

[@willeshachatae9533]

*kennie making various voices impressions and accents on and off for 18 minutes*

[@KhumoMalope]

"I've already become a stay at home mom, I don't even have kids" Me 🙃😢

[@noellegates9073]

Jupiter Ascending: -bad science -bad plot -bad cgi -amazing costumes Edit: I forgot bad acting

[@fruitygarlic3601]

*whisper shouts like Eddie Redmayne's character* Yes, I would _L I K E_ to see that.

[@anastasiaanderson2032]

I left that movie so angry. I really wanted to hurt someone after it was over... I don't know why i stayed until the end

[@noellegates9073]

@@anastasiaanderson2032 we all wanted to see Channing Tatum with wings. Let's be real.

[@Emma-sj6wp]

Oh my God! I watched that with my Dad and the whole time both of us were just squinting at the T.V and whispering 'what?' it was awful!

[@user-kw7ij4mx6b]

I was still a child when I watched that and I loved it but I’m scared to watch it now that I’m older because I just KNOW it’s trash

[@nillahoney5010]

“I’m already a stay at home mom and I don’t even have kids.” I felt that ✊🏽

[@shaniaa1295]

Kennie: 'Get off her man' Kennie: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aceinspaces]

They're pretty far into wedding planning too finance guy said, "Well my current fiance is dead who can I propose to in the next 5 minutes "

[@makeda6530]

Dude, _REALLY_ wanted his dream wedding. I wonder if he even changed planners. 👀

[@user-fd2qu6zo2g]

your jokes sound funnier when u laugh at them yourself if we are honest, just adds even more entertainment

[@simplyybob]

When she said something about blinking I started being self conscious about it now I’m blinking for nothing 😂

[@darlishadavis6819]

"Ya'll be committed to this crazy" YES GIRL BE NEEDING A W2!!!!

[@Marta-dh6nr]

Dear Kendall, I've seen a movie called "The Happening" and honestly I have NO FCKING CLUE WHAT IS HAPPENING. The ending made me feel like a stupid human. Maybe it's just me. Dumb things happen in this one as well. Btw it's a movie about an apocalyptic tale about a family fleeing a natural disaster that poses a grave threat to the whole of humanity. But this is a drop in the ocean for this movie. Thank you, Marta

[@iloveloveloveableful]

The stripper looks like Ashton Kutcher and Zachary Quintos love child.

[@syvall]

I thought it was Adam Lambert for a hot minute

[@gaila.9852]

Yes!!!

[@joyisntfunny]

I honest to god thought it was Ashton Kutcher

[@mymyhi9921]

All 3 of them lol

[@moxiemaxie3543]

He has the same acting chops as Ruby Rose. Especially when he was was first questioned. "IDK what you're talking about."

[@TheKoyn]

No one: Kendall: _"How did we get here!?"_ Also no one: Me: *"I USED TO KNOW YOU SO WELL!!"*

[@benedictebrou5658]

I was looking for your comment. Thank you

[@yxcineee.c]

Me: Packing to go back to school Kennie: posts Me: 😲 drops everything

[@kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932]

Lmaoo I'm not going to school toDaY

[@alexandria_g]

Same tho

[@bigbertha8957]

The fact that i used to binge watch these movies when i was 12 😭😩

[@a1exneedsahamdleplease]

Don’t worry none of us are proud of what we did when we were 12😔✊

[@andreaprochowski4717]

I'm 20 and I still binge watch these movies 😅

[@joydanleigh7711]

From middle to high school they were my comfort🧸🎀🥰

[@TearsOfEternity]

"People who do not blink enough are crazy." Me: *consciously starts blinking every few seconds* Fun fact though: contact lens wearers don't blink as often as non-lens wearers... just sayin'

[@tarahale2315]

Same

[@lanietalk]

I blink more bc my contacts hurt my eyes lol

[@daria4484]

Lifetime: the place who go to find predictable psychos

[@cloudcampos4555]

"Knows how to human right" off topic but if you don't know this song you could check "time in a tree " by Raleigh richie

[@punkytailz]

that's such a great song, I try to recommend it to anyone who listens

[@lilyraimey3499]

cloud campos what’s the genre?

[@salifyasimbeye47]

Love this song

[@KRV1351]

Thank you for that 🙃

[@novirose6253]

I love that song so much, if you like it you should check out Humanize by Lizzo

[@jimmyneutron4632]

“Put some nitrous in you... act like you wanna live” 🤣🤣🤣

[@ymn5201]

Bad movies and a beat is literally the best thing since her story times!!!!! We love this ❤️

[@laurenpatton1056]

If we're going down the Lifetime rabbit hole, then A Deadly Adoption with Will Ferrell is a must.

[@KittyKatPrincesss]

That is my favorite lifetime movie🤣 its soooo bad I love it so much. They reference the " Mighty Mac" which is the Mackinac Bridge here in Michigan. In the movie its a tiny bridge over a stream when in real life its 5 MILES long and crosses lake Huron which is a huge great lake🤣

[@devonmunn5728]

That was actually supposed to be a satire of Lifetime movies

[@chocolatequickness1575]

Bruh feel that Vitamin D deficiency life😭reminded me of my prescription

[@babeygirl108]

My Health teacher showed a Lifetime movie to show us the severity of an abusive relationships in 7th grade. I've been watching them like documentaries/after school specials since and have enjoyed every minute of it.

[@trashcentral3044]

omg speaking of lifetime try std: the movie or teen pregnancy: the movie if you want some good ol laughs

[@jasminehudson30]

That Paramore reference at 14:01 was GENIUS. UGH your MIND!!!

[@lolocutegirl4]

*I was just watching the whole bad movies and a beat playlist, this came on the right time. Can't wait to die laughing at how much kennie rolls her eyes at this*

[@gthawardon]

I’m a whole straight man and I think you’re one the most entertaining human in this platform. I would love to see you recap the series You !!!!!

[@gthawardon]

Yea, as in I have no reason to watch the “beat” portion but I enjoy the “ bad movie” portion immensely.

[@granddaddy1990]

i mean no matter your gender or sexuality you can appreciate some well done makeup🌠 but i absolutely agree her reviews are hilarious

[@robbiep.5497]

Oooh we going into Lifetime territory?! Yess! You have to cover some oldies but goodies such as: She's Too Young The Pregnancy Pact Sorority Wars and more! Lmfaoo

[@katrinadavidson9270]

And more meaning ALL of their movies.

[@somethingnexttonormal]

I watched pregnancy pact in HEALTH CLASS

[@robbiep.5497]

@@katrinadavidson9270 some of them are actually decent. Not the two I mentioned above 😂

[@robbiep.5497]

@@somethingnexttonormal did we go to the same school? Because they had us watch in my health class too 😭😭

[@tiaflies]

Sorority Wars? That sounds bad...

[@stelluh2489]

the last time i was this early my life wasn't in shambles

[@jen_is_not_ok]

15:40 the most adorable cough ever

[@tasaiix8827]

“It’s a k-pop song in English” omfg that’s so true

[@Beautiful1901]

Caroline Jacobus it’s Yummy by Justin Bieber

[@SinoM123]

I felt that "oooh the ghetto".. it took me out out!! lmaoo You make the best faces of disbelief and disgust love to see it tbh.. also this series is absolute gold

[@misery8264]

She's not even wearing Makeup at the start of this video but look at that glowing skin. Girl, I'm jealous.

[@ninaeunice7227]

"They know how to human." -Kennie J.D., 2020 This be my life motto now.

[@amirarochester7112]

😭😭😭

[@datminalady1355]

The southern accent took me tf out🤣🤣🤣

[@morganb6611]

That Paramore reference was everything. “HOW DID WE GET HERE”

[@LoriahNichols]

i’ve waited all DAY for this 😭

[@thestorm3784]

saaaaame

[@RobStephfanfver]

"You never thought an Indian man can be a hearthrob?" Kendall, darling, if you an anime lover, please watch Kuroshitsuji and fall in love with the Indian man that is Agni. Thank me later.

[@RobStephfanfver]

@Aquarian Rooster Fellow Agni lover?? Pleased to meet you.

[@tiaflies]

I love Agni

[@chaleron7410]

Yesssssssss!!!! Agni is bae♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@Misspinknana]

AYYYYYYYYYYY

[@moxiemaxie3543]

Its for Otakus? Its only good to anime lovers? 😂🙃

[@kamen8361]

10:01 I got Baily Syrian vibes because she be making them faces😂😂

[@cayelynbarrows2567]

*Bailey Sarian

[@dezray9313]

That spelling tho- 😭✋

[@beccawoo2650]

"Strapping Young Lad" --> Devin Townsend music starts playing in my head making the "dancing" even funnier

[@moniqueroman7704]

Omg, the psycho stripper dude is on a soap opera that my mom watches

[@Iratepandabear]

17:36 to be fair, wedding venues get booked like, YEARS in advance and they probably paid a like $5,000 deposit or something insane 😭 the wedding literally might not have been able to happen if it didn't happen that day

[@bandaidbaby7177]

I saw the title and thought, “This can’t be a real movie…” Like… what?? We really just pumping out random ideas, filming them, and nominating them for awards????👀

[@Eroyo.]

Would you be able to show each eyeshadows you applied in your next video or have the name pop up in the corner of the video when you start applying a shade? I’m here for you, the stories and especially the makeup~ 💖

[@mimi45961]

**gets my popcorn & sits on my chaise lounge** this is going to be good 😏 & sorry for the broken wisdom tooth 😰

[@milkhoney6618]

"pyscho stripper" We stan

[@meemoo7]

I’m so inspired by your makeup wtf

[@jungtothehuimang]

Anyone else start watching Kennie and the other actors blink once she mentioned it? I couldn't help it.

[@zmy6142]

You laughing at your jokes makes me want to laugh😂

[@thewrongsideofnaplesflorid9907]

*BEAUTY AND THE BRIEFCASE*

[@marumonte49]

I was doing the dishes when the notif pop up and now the dishes have to do themselves

[@arguetajenn]

Kendall: If they don't blink you know they're crazy. Me: *suddenly counts my blinks" OMG I'm a pyscho!

[@maggiedk]

Omg 18:03 she looks so gorgeous and model-esque and then starts making those "ehh" noises 😂

[@pixiemeg]

Coming back to this video from the Passionflix video - he is somehow way more personable and less creepy in this? The movie where he plays a psycho stalker? Than in the one where he's the literal love interest???? The power of adequate lighting and direction I guess 😂

[@elainelee7738]

I'm telling you the only reason I get up on Saturday is to watch the bad movies and a beat series lol I'm so productive

[@kendra555]

ok slightly off topic but kendall this look is HAWT🥵

[@SHANICEHIGGINS]

That end result after you finished. You look bomb Kendall

[@charlirose7233]

This video hits differently after watching 'Afterburn Aftershock'.

[@LouisaKloe]

This was HELLA entertaining. Thank you for the content dear Kennie. Also, wow that lipstick shade looks especially beautiful on you 😍

[@livelong_june]

rewatching this for like the dozenth time while deep in a depression spiral-- thank you Kennie for your community service

[@izumiruki]

I'm so addicted to Lifetime movies... no matter how bad they are. Why, I just watched 4 of them today. 🙃

[@hue.main1]

Actually, about the thing for him not blinking enough, it’s an actual thing. It’s when the nerves are having a hard time telling you to blink when your eyes begin to sting. My friend has this and she has to be told to blink sometimes when we’re having a conversations. She has to have eyedrops with her all the time.

[@JasmineGolphin]

I just learned Tyler Perry's new film was shot in 5 days. If ever there was a film I need you to cover...

[@averagegirl7113]

Her pointing out the Evil Blinking makes me so happy because there was some cheesey action movie (I think it was a GI Joe?) And the bad guy literally NEVER BLINKED. There was a scene with him and whenever he was on screen...no blinking. The theory is legit

[@Leshpurg]

Kendall looks so good in this video I’m obsessed with her makeup look

[@naerig.7266]

Kennie, thanks for the video, you always deliver bops. But also: someone stole my Wishtrend package. Girl, let me vent cause' only you will know how much that pissed me off: I'm a European broke student and that collab was something I waited for and saved up for since your last video on it it 2018. Since I live in Europe, I was convinced the reason I still hadn't received the order 5 weeks after I placed it was because of the shipping period. But today I had to go to the post office so I was like "oh well might as well ask what's taking so long. Girl: the post office lady told me my order had been DELIVERED. TO. MY. HOUSE. But I never ever saw a glimpse of it? The fuck? I didn't sign anything? SOMEONE STOLE MY KLAIRS PRODUCTS I AM GOING TO FUCKING RIOT.

[@melaniegomes7314]

You should send a dm to Kennie on twitter so she can help You have a better chance there than here

[@izzywoods794]

Also try to get her attention at the top of the comment. She’ll scroll past

[@arsyoubae5092]

This is literally my favourite series on KZbin!

[@kaylaglazz]

I watched Cam last night. I spent the whole movie with a confused and angry look and I knew what was going to happen for the most part.

[@evelynwright329]

girl two years ago you set it up to reminded me to take my iron thank u queen BLESS YOU

[@blurrycryptid]

I, for one, would just like to voice appreciation for Kennie singing “HOW DID WE GET HEEEERE” in the tune of Paramore’s Decode rather than just saying the words.

[@chrissie3294]

Kennie: This sounds offensive, i shouldn't have said that Kennie: * says that * Also Kennie: LMAO

[@ilovebanku9167]

You have no idea the joy I feel when I see your uploads

[@supergirl6191]

My mom and I just sit around sometimes and quarrel about how stupid a character is, how there's a plot hole etc. At least lifetime is good for something, a true bonding moment.

[@l.1020]

Yes, I’m watching while eating breakfast and this is the right entertainment I’m looking for

[@Tyra8972xo]

That paramore reference was perfect !👏🏽😂

[@BrittKScott]

Im a new subscriber. I found you from watching old videos of jaime french. She talked about you in one of her older videos. Im so excited i found you! I love jaime for funny silly stuff. And i love YOU for the dark and twisty stuff lol. Cant wait to see more of your videos. Im 4 deep already ❤