Luke mocking a horse: "I'm the stupidest horse in the world oooohhh" Me: this horse is doing the patreon read later isn't it?
@edwardling9614Күн бұрын
23:43
@xstarsystemsxКүн бұрын
Idk why but the "I'll respawn there if Gollum kills me" really got me. 😂😂
@lisah-p847411 сағат бұрын
I was eating a snack, and very nearly choked on a Triscuit. 💀
@nickross1982Күн бұрын
I am a simple man. I wake up on a Monday and I get hyped for these videos.
@Sogeking79Күн бұрын
I watch this while Mom Can't Cook downloads
@dee...23 сағат бұрын
I liked your comment even though us Aussies get our Normal Adult Luke content on Monday nights/Tuesday mornings. 😂
@iimploreyouКүн бұрын
FYI Luke , you can get Jolan's Sauron armor in Bonny Gaol, taking one of the jar lifts up instead of down :)
@thejason75515 сағат бұрын
Well, i know what i’m doing next
@nickross1982Күн бұрын
Luke: “[the Shaman Village] is where Ray is going to retire” Me: oh…oh no…
@hozz1014Күн бұрын
Ray Sumshine wielding a giant sunflower is very appropriate.
@doctorstrangepants6706Күн бұрын
Luke! Use the tailoring tools to alter Ymir's robes! You'll regret it!
@andyofdethКүн бұрын
“If we see anything doing, like, gold magic, we’ll pop this on” Words Luke is definitely going to forget he said.
@RoryStarrКүн бұрын
No one tell Luke tho...
@Preach202Күн бұрын
Not Luke completely ignoring the description of minor erd tree and just enjoying the scenery lol
@Giga-lemeshКүн бұрын
Oh no, what did it say?
@Preach202Күн бұрын
@@Giga-lemesh Secret incantation of Queen Marika. Only the kindness of gold, without Order. Creates a small, illusory Erdtree that continuously restores the HP of nearby allies. Marika bathed the village of her home in gold, knowing full well that there was no one to heal.
@Giga-lemeshКүн бұрын
@@Preach202 T_T
@wolfsuit_art12 сағат бұрын
Missing the lore is the true prepare to cry.
@clairet-rexКүн бұрын
The Shaman village is one of the best lore drops From has ever done. Finding out what happened to Marika's people, seeing that minor Erdtree and hearing the game's theme. Then that realisation of where Marika came from and just why she tasked her son to go all genocide on the Hornsent...*chefs kiss* PS - Read the Minor Edtree incantation description Luke, it is sad! And the rest of the one for the Golden Braid too. Also sad! From can't do beauty without tragedy.
@FonzietheCapybaraКүн бұрын
Love that while the outro music is playing we can still hear the sister in the background going to town on those poor fools!
@stealthykelpКүн бұрын
Your comment about Elden Ring being nice while you’re in the saddest place ever is amazing. Keep it up, loving the playthrough!
@orsolyafekete748521 сағат бұрын
To be fair, I've been in several very pleasant graveyards (and I don't mean it in the "look how cool and goth I am" way, but "actually would generally be considered a pleasant space" way)
@stealthykelp15 сағат бұрын
@ Oh definitely, graveyards are very nice places, I love visiting them. I just like the juxtaposition of what I interpreted as “oh finally, Elden Ring isn’t so depressing” with what the lore says about this place. It seemed ironic to me haha
@fendrel23 сағат бұрын
Always both impressive and bittersweet when Luke beats a boss so fast he doesn't even see all the moves they've got; my brother was stuck on Metyr for hours because of her spawning leap, where she "births" a bunch of lesser fingercreepers that make the fight a total chore (iirc they don't take damage from her attacks, so they'll stay in the fight until you kill them or beat her). Great stuff! Can't wait for next week's episode:)
@tino9718Күн бұрын
I love the Shaman Village! I hope Luke reads up on it's lore and the connection to Marika, it's so beautiful and sad. It's also the only place in the DLC where a statue of her is not beheaded.
@thejason75515 сағат бұрын
I thought Messmer had one in his arena
@TheYorkRoseКүн бұрын
I love the moon insult. "I used to think it was biggest but then I realised it's just nearest" 😂
@nickross1982Күн бұрын
The Gaius Baltar reference floored me ❤
@FloridaMann123Күн бұрын
Fun little detail, the tree sentinel helmet and shield (and possibly a few other items, can't remember offhand) start giving off a golden glow when close to the minor erdtree in shaman village.
@Dim4Күн бұрын
luke my man, put a note that the song when you mention "lady butterfly" is yours! I enjoyed the snip and went on a hunt to find this only to realise a few minutes later it's yours! Awesome piece!
@martmcclary8477Күн бұрын
The finger mother was a bit of nightmare fuel I shall not be forgetting any time soon.
@lisah-p847411 сағат бұрын
Her umm... mouth? Yeah, let's go with mouth. Was one of the most impressively grotesque things I've seen in Elden Ring so far. I love that it made Luke.exe stop working for a while.
@RainbowTheSnail7 сағат бұрын
The comically impracticalness of the sunflower is brilliant
@holyrod2001Күн бұрын
I love how the end is just the chorus of their devastation.
@alexv1154Күн бұрын
"I knew Elden Ring could be nice if it wanted" yeaaaahhhh, so about that, in case no one has told you yet, read the description of the Minor Erdtree. Marika was a Shaman, whos people were all wiped out by the hornsent, this was their ruined village
@wbfaulk18 сағат бұрын
9:23 Goats? Those are some awfully wooly ram-like goats.
@SantoAtheosКүн бұрын
If Garfield, source of that amazing party game, had Luke's videos to look forward to, he'd love Mondays too!
@MJ-kc8izКүн бұрын
I'm impressed with the Samwise imitation, sir!
@valterjunior318422 сағат бұрын
Luke. You did bad for the blond guy and the dark knight girl. You gave darkness for the one seeking light and light for the one longing darkness.
@Dollightful9 сағат бұрын
If those finger monsters really existed I feel like there would be word for a group of them. Like "a crawling of fingers" or something 😆
@ericwhite553Күн бұрын
Luke you lying clown, I thought this was the DLC!
@lilhanhanКүн бұрын
I turned away from my screen for just a second, only to hear Luke exclaim 'Secret crotch button!'... Let's just say that I was only a little bit surprised! 😂
@deigningКүн бұрын
the moon is in her floozy era and we love that for her
@spooky_shranКүн бұрын
luke: aw, I knew elden ring could be nice if it wanted! the rest of us who know: 🥺😭
@samthompson1804Күн бұрын
Congrats Metyr on your first-try zero-damage run of Ray Sunshine!
@thejason75515 сағат бұрын
Is it in the glitchless any% catagory?
@diegolopezpresa9719Күн бұрын
Whenever Luke makes a DS's death sound when Ray dies, I smile in jolly enjoyment.
@coyoteartistКүн бұрын
Viewer's Log: 07:30 hours. Luke is running around with a giant nightmare, I mean sunflower. I'm beginning to suspect, that he is in fact, not a normal adult. Supplementary log: 07:52 He underestimated the worm
@gruggerduggerhooseКүн бұрын
Ohh the horror-ticulture…
@coyoteartistКүн бұрын
@@gruggerduggerhoose Ohhhhhhh I like that. Exactly the word for my feeling about them.
@Giga-lemeshКүн бұрын
"Hark at thee" 😂
@ka-mai6 сағат бұрын
Those finger herds were exactly like school excursions, with two guardians/teachers going first and last, and all the children in-between them!
@InertiaCreepsКүн бұрын
25:11 what does one call this many hands in one place? A palm of hands? A flock? A herd? I think this was your chance to add to the Lexicon of the English language Luke! If you don’t come up with a word in _this_ video, I hope you will in the next. We need a word for this herd!
@ThreadbareIncКүн бұрын
A cheer of hands.
@CuuniyevoКүн бұрын
I propose "thundercloud" because of all the clapping.
@cwmccall1sКүн бұрын
How about a "Show" of hands?
@thejason75515 сағат бұрын
A clap of hands?
@lisah-p847411 сағат бұрын
A clutch of hands. A grasp of hands.
@DreadWulfieКүн бұрын
Awww, you missed an adorable wee spirit summon at the Finger Ruins of Dheo (the description is sweet).
@tonyb6555Күн бұрын
Also the biggest effing fingercreeper guarding it.
@edwardgurney1694Күн бұрын
The Finger Ruins are some of my favourite environments in the whole game. They're so unsettling and ominous, and their complete emptiness just renders them creepier. Also, how is Ymir's bodyguard so weirdly hot? It's like if Sauron put on the Bowsette crown.
@Twenty_Third_Nerd2347Күн бұрын
So happy that Luke has done my two favorite locations in the DLC! Also, some advice: -Read the full description of the Minor Erdtree and Golden Braid -Jolan’s Armor is in the Bonny Gaol, if you want Ray to get his Sauron look on -Try out the Finger Mother Remembrance. The staff is probably the best in the game, but Ray might do well with the weapon instead, so it’s your pick.
@erink6001Күн бұрын
I've been using the sunflower with my strength/faith character just for the absurdity. Summon me for aid in battle? Boom, you get me wielding a giant sunflower. I can't see what I'm doing but it is satisfying to hit things with it.
@EdwardBrookes-Turner-n6gКүн бұрын
Is it just me or did those “snakes” in the finger ruins seem to be WORMS LUKE WHY DID YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE WORMS!!!
@AlanSmithee-r3t21 сағат бұрын
Gaius' remembrance weapon the sword lance is one of the best guard counter weapons in the game. Give it a try!
@DrAustinSauceКүн бұрын
That thumbnail text is absolutely a phrase you only ever hear in Fromsoft context 😂😂😂
@Joe90hКүн бұрын
Ah, yet another Elden Ring questline that ends in you having to tie up the loose ends by killing everyone even though you were only following the directions you were given.
@jedfromyourlocallibrary18 сағат бұрын
The slashing and clawing sounds over the outro bgm was hilarious 😂
@DodderingOldManКүн бұрын
Heh, I tried to avoid looking up anything about the DLC, but after nearly driving myself mad, I had to look up the gesture-in-front-of-statue thing. Glad I'm not the only one :P
@travisspaulding5835Күн бұрын
Luke all of those booodstains were actually from people attempting a commander Gaius cheese method. Which involves hiding in that corner lol
@NymfaelarКүн бұрын
Indeed, I have seen this largely practiced by speedrunners.
@thejason755Күн бұрын
10:38 i love how the second tree sentinel is just calmly waiting for to join the fray.
@thejason755Күн бұрын
In retrospect i warned you about them last week
@MatrelithКүн бұрын
33:42 Luke's been practising his throat singing it seems!
@Kadaju20Күн бұрын
Luke, you should go to the Roundtable Hold and get the alternate appearance of the Count's robe :D
@mow1980ishКүн бұрын
Thank you for all the wonderful content! Happy Monday
@rocketrooster2410Күн бұрын
Now thats how you bring Sunshine to everybody. XD
@alexv1154Күн бұрын
If you haven't already, you should always check the items the remembrances give you. there's a particular item that Metyr gives you that might be of interest.
@InertiaCreepsКүн бұрын
26:28 !!! That’s it Luke! We could call the pack of hands “A Horror of Hands”! What do you think? 🧐🫣
@dee...23 сағат бұрын
47:05 moon activist Sage Borealis
@LikeSuicide6 сағат бұрын
*Former moon activist Sage Borealis
@windofhorus666Күн бұрын
hearing the games theme music when you enter Shaman Village always hits hard.
@GatorDunnAZКүн бұрын
Pro-tip for the high priest garment, it's alterable in a really interesting way...
@ihcfnКүн бұрын
When Luke first went to "The Shire" I thought he could do up one of the stone cottages and retire there. 🙂
@jiubboatman9352Күн бұрын
I watched another streamer (the Sun Queen.) do a blind playthrough of SOTE. It's a very different experience having something of clue with a guided playthrough.
@jaxon_the_nerdКүн бұрын
This is great
@jamesmolloy6924Күн бұрын
Not so gorgeous when you realize the shamans were cut up and stuffed into pots, then the only one that didn't get potted was the mother of a new age and sent here son to commit genocide against the potters. Happy Elden Ring.
@Lionheart-tu4zsКүн бұрын
"praise the sun... Flower"
@sethnevilleКүн бұрын
Getting some real Mark Henry and Mae Young vibes from this episode.
@lurickКүн бұрын
18:30 - Best bridge ever Game over, no more to see here :P
@AngelBeatYunaraКүн бұрын
Ah, this bossfight. [spoilers] I, for one, did not expect to fight a *freaking metaphysical hand scorpion that changes everything about Elden Ring's lore*! Thanks, Miyazaki.
@markreson23 сағат бұрын
This made me think of Shooting Stars (old British comedy quiz show), and it's quick fire round, where the hosts would say "We really wanna see those fingers!"
@vacuumdiagramКүн бұрын
15:30 That lovely Shaman vilage really gives me flash backs to the nice place where Father lives, in Enderal. Skyrim mod, turned full length game, really recommend it - FoC if you own Skyrim on steam, applies to both Oldrim and thingy edition. Really nice place, all calm and quiet and nothing tries to kill you, and oh you find some things, and Father isn't terribly happy, oh dear.
@davesonishvilleКүн бұрын
You thought you were at the finger ruins, but it was me, Dheo!
@gruggerduggerhooseКүн бұрын
Luke getting immediately HORTICULTURAL with todays armaments. Delightful 😂
@embersgardenКүн бұрын
WARNING: This episode is not free of Luke underestimating the worms
@the_shadow_hogКүн бұрын
33:42 sounds like Luke is trying out throat singing
@frodobaggins7710Күн бұрын
Let's give Luke a hand for that finger pun
@Lionheart-tu4zsКүн бұрын
*Guard counter "SUNFLOWER SPLAT!"
@mediarare2386Күн бұрын
I feel like the Mother of Fingers and The One Reborn from Bloodborne would get on famously.
@dantheman754Сағат бұрын
10:59 the minute when u know who the patreon ad character is going to be for this episode 😂😂😂
@Jonathon_HennesseyКүн бұрын
Something I would like to do in Elden Ring is defeat Malenia on my own without using any spirit ash summons. I've come close on more than one occasion, but it's her waterfowl dance that's gotten the better of me. I haven't quite figured out the timing for dodging when she begins using that attack.
@Icam_here16 сағат бұрын
there is not much in those finger ruins from this and last episode but they do contain a place to duplicate one remembrance each also loved how the end music also had the sounds of the sisters battling
@Sihoiba5 сағат бұрын
Luke: "Elden ring I knew you knew how to be nice" Elden Ring: "Look at this memorial to a deep and lasting tragedy that underscores all the suffering throughout the rest of this game" Luke retains blissful ignorance but not reading the item descriptions 😆
@dsmiley53Күн бұрын
What's the big deal about the moon, anyway? It's just the closest celestial body.
@tomclarke2338Күн бұрын
Monday lukeday!!
@whatthemeep9 сағат бұрын
Me shouting “read the flavor text!” The moment you picked up minor erdtree- its description would have made the beauty of that village a little sad too
@SodPassionGamingКүн бұрын
I have 60 in Faith, Intelligence & Arcane. I like Magic, simple as.
@alexanderhansen65923 сағат бұрын
Ray's skill really gave Metyr the finger.
@MrGhostTheBigRoastКүн бұрын
i love the night sword. its very edgy lol but its really good fun in pvp with the unblockable attacks.
@thejason75515 сағат бұрын
And if you’re a katana collector it’s a must-grab.
@alexwebber-date706Сағат бұрын
Moon activist Sage Borealis will not be pleased by that moon dig...
@RoryStarrКүн бұрын
Oh Luke, you are going to be seeing some fucking gold attacks--I promise.
@lisah-p847412 сағат бұрын
Riding around on a fluffy pony with a comically giant sunflower. Yes, this is a grim fantasy game for very serious gamers.
@timelessnuggetКүн бұрын
Poor, sweet innocent Luke. They still get a free heal if you rate the message "poor." Just ignore the trolls.
@shponglefan5 сағат бұрын
Luke keeps calling them snakes, but they're more like lampreys. Gross limbed land-lampreys.
@JohnWilliams-cr2szКүн бұрын
...It took me like 2 hours to defeat the Mother of Fingers and Luke just rolls up and does it on his second try like its nothing.
@dustinmillar120Күн бұрын
I don't think I've heard hark at thee before haha, thank you for that
@InertiaCreepsКүн бұрын
24:18 😂😂😂 Oh Luke, you truly are a delight to watch. I actually hate pretty much every game From Soft puts out, but it’s puns like this that keep me coming back for each episode. Crack on mate! Crack on.
@abydosianchulac2Күн бұрын
And how many people yelled at their device when Luke didn't read the Minor Erdtree description for the lore?
@Zoso1489237 минут бұрын
So, the worm thing eating you was bad, but that animation at 27:03 is something I really wish I hadn't seen. They probably did it to me, but it's harder to see when you're focussed on not dying. Blegh.
@AndyD773Күн бұрын
Why did the hands give up their dolphins 😔
@MichaelWarman23 сағат бұрын
The mother monster is like a mix of the Broodmother from Dragon Age and the Amygdala from Bloodbourne
@alecmaxwell168222 сағат бұрын
This is how I learnt we brits used gaol as a word until the 1950s
@KruudelisКүн бұрын
Many people would downvote you for the "finger food" pun. I on the other hand, regret that I have merely one upvote to give.