Kids being the Creepiest little Plebs

[@Matt_Rose]

HELLO thank you I am now comfortably aware of the FNAF source material of our budding psychopath's book at the end there, to save you the time of letting me know again. I KNEW I RECOGNIZED ALL THAT FROM SOMEWHERE 💀

[@SuperA3000]

SKULL EMOJI

[@neblicia2039]

5 nights at fnaf at freddy's

[@Spongyboi897]

Thanks for removing those comment bots though!

[@venust9806]

we all had a five nights at freddys phase

[@cabbage_cat]

SKKHHHUUULLLL EMOJIIII

[@Thereischeeseindeed]

My five year old sister tried chocolate milk for the first time and said, "Do you like chocolate milk?" I said yes. She decided the best response would be "you will also like hot chocolate when you're dead."

[@Voc_spooksauce]

After we pass on, tell me if it's true in the afterlife

[@satgurs]

@@Voc_spooksauce it's true

[@Bruh-xj7zb]

hopefully she doesn’t say that to a African person

[@YourLocalOrcus6572]

Im african and my sis did that

[@FreezingmoonDSBM]

​@@Bruh-xj7zb why?

[@thelegotrash6911]

the fact the book was an entire reference to a fnaf song and animation, but was still horrifying to onlookers, makes me treasure the new fnaf generation, because sometimes the fans are scarier than the games, and other times the children of fans are horribly, horribly worse.

[@stupididiot6699]

I was looking for someone who got the reference

[@trashyzomb]

i once sang that song. in the car. with my family. after leaving church.

[@trentr9762]

glad im not the only one who noticed!

[@jeffisawesomer]

FINALLY A COMMENT ACKNOWLEDGING THAT ITS FNAF 😭😭

[@hideout7398]

Yeah, as soon as I read that on the thumbnail, I knew it did not just come out of nowhere! Sweet old days when FNAF was undeniably the scariest game I ever played

[@ancdlll7466]

Kid in the thumbnail going through their FNAF phase. Happens to the best of us.

[@KogasaTatara514]

Still one of my favorite phases, despite moving on years ago.

[@beepb00p78]

Yeah same. Can't really escape it.

[@WilliamAftonOriginal]

Indeed...

[@toyprocedure]

Lmaoo fr

[@Puppet0999]

still in that phase. its been like five years..

[@PossumGod12]

According to my parents, when I was little I had an imaginary friend who I told my parents was missing her body. I also pointed to a house and said she used to live there before she died. My parents looked into it and a little girl did die in that house. I am shocked I turned out pretty normal.

[@aubssxo]

its giving the children under the house (very good analog horror series btw"

[@PossumGod12]

@@aubssxo I've heard about that one. It sounds very interesting and is on my watch list

[@thecreator3145]

Really? My sister had an imaginary friend named "Uncle Maurice" that lived under the yard and wanted to replace our dad. I'm still not sure if Maurice is a real person that died here or not.

[@jacobw618]

I remember having an imaginary friend that was just a shadow in the hallway. Literally all of my major memories of it were me just kneeling in front of it whenever it showed up.

[@foxboidrew]

I had an imaginary friend named Sarah, and I went to my mom one day sobbing my eyes out and shouting that Sarah had died in the snow-

[@nillypc42]

Kids may be criticized at times, but they have one thing an adult doesn't: the ability to lose sanity at will.

[@redundantfridge9764]

Is that a challenge?

[@Izyixslvxy]

@@redundantfridge9764 Yes. It is.

[@dljb7463]

Try me

[@Danka42]

Well, I am embracing my inner child ☺🔥

[@koolaid33]

Everyone does. Adults choose not to because it's "inappropriate".

[@aurawarrior1367]

“Here to see the corpse” is a god tier funeral response

[@toolatetothestory]

The kid knew what he wanted

[@TheUltimateRare]

if you post "today is the day i'm going to die" on youtube, as a comment, it will at some point come true. If you say Today i'm going to die every day, It will come true 🤔 It's one way to always be right until you die exactly at midnight before you can say it.

[@luceofsleep2588]

A man of his word, he did in fact, come to see that corpse. He got what he wanted and left when he said his emotional goodbyes to it. His goodbyes were nothing more than a solid "Damn you stink" and then walking away like it was the most human response imaginable. This child is a legend who has the toughness and emotions of a titanium plate, bordered with crush diamonds. This child will soon grow to be the strongest man in the world.

[@lilybelden9405]

"we had to make it your brother didn't" scott

[@CiaraAwakening]

I’m saying that at my nans funeral 😭

[@rot3053]

The kid who pretended her sister was dead so she could get into the cookie jar is DIABOLICAL

[@Carewolf]

Aka like a kid

[@GigiBranconi]

I wouldn't feed her for a week

[@SPACE.KITTY.]

@@GigiBranconiyou shouldn’t have kids

[@GigiBranconi]

@@SPACE.KITTY. Thank god I'm sterilised

[@fumikagetokoyami.]

Cruel but smart

[@aznya]

When I was a kid I called myself “well-endowed” to my parents because I thought it meant I was responsible. It does not mean responsible.

[@AmarisDOORS]

What does it mean?

[@thierryeubanks3586]

@@AmarisDOORS”having a large c*ck or breasts”

[@SirLightfire]

It's an innuendo for "large penis"

[@Shrek_is_life-q1n]

Look it up

[@dancingdyspraxicfairy]

But i dont wanna

[@danielboyd2588]

Apparently as a child I said "This is what I imagine eating a dead bird would feel like." I was eating garlic bread.

[@Henrex2000]

🍗

[@Biohazbird]

Had you never had chicken nuggets before?

[@chickenlover21]

bussin or nah?

[@IndiBrony]

If dead birds taste like garlic bread, I've been missing out!

[@jaketaller8567]

Mmm, garlic birds. (Drools)

[@Zestieee]

Imagine if the world actually worked the way kids imagine it. Now that could be a terrific plot for a psychological horror.

[@nobodyhereisnamedalized]

"It'd also be cool" ~A kid

[@Pharaogon]

that’s basically the plot of that one Twilight Zone episode

[@ZeRandomizor]

especially the ones that believe in SCP

[@owenaspinall2046]

Basically plot of The Owl House right now

[@hollowfox213]

@@Pharaogon Is that the one where a little girl is omnipotent and has forced a bunch of strangers to become her family, because she basically ends up hunting them for sport when they annoy her? She forced the older sister into a cartoon, where she was massacred and what not, and she removed the grandpa's mouth because he talked back at her, or something along those lines? Can't remember if that was the Twilight Zone or a different show, but that's stuck with me for years now.

[@obsidiancreeper-fm8qs]

That die in a fire one is a FNAF song.That made me laugh so hard I started coughing uncontrollably.The illustrations are so detailed and beautiful.

[@infernusdoge]

well then you got springlocked

[@SirLightfire]

*that's* why the protagonist(?) looks like a bird

[@PASTEL._.763]

Help I've been in and out of my FNaF phase so much is that a normal side effect of being in your FNaF phase

[@beek.4860]

I was one of those super creepy children who you always think might grow up into a serial killer. Thanks to me, my house had a rule against drawing pictures of gravestones with the names of people you knew on them.

[@Ensign_games]

"Because of me they have a warning" homer said that in one episode and it fits

[@susuwatari_xx]

Frfr in my old primary school people would run from me i still dont know why they just did

[@antimatterg]

@@susuwatari_xx you were probably bullied and didn't realise,

[@susuwatari_xx]

@@antimatterg oh :( I was bodyshamed in primary school aswell it was when we were in the changing rooms, never again, i will never go in a changing room again. I hate it.I also experienced alot of homophobia in school makes sense tbh

[@antimatterg]

@@susuwatari_xx yep, loads of homophobia in my school. I'm not gay, but my sibling is so I get targeted for that. Luckily they are very close to being suspended so...

[@Maantieraato]

My mom told me of this one time I visited the graveyard with my grandma and her fiancé at the time. They had been talking about death and my grandma said something about her dying, so I, three years old at the time, stopped dead in my tracks, turned around so I could look over my grandma's shoulder and then promptly told her "don't worry, it's not your time yet" and then kept walking like nothing happened.

[@lucascooney9418]

I assume you were checking for the Grim Reaper.

[@felixisfruity]

1. Creppy asf 2. omg I love your pfp so much

[@texasred8424]

this is like one of those "creepiest thing a kid's ever told me" stories except it's from the kid's point of view

[@humanperson3430]

i mean ist kinda reassuring

[@King_Blackheart]

@@lucascooney9418 He is the grim reaper,but he lost his memories.

[@boyinblue.]

I once had a dream of my little brother being murdered, and it started with him hearing his name being called from outside his window. He was not told about the dream at all. The next morning, he asked me if I was calling his name from outside last night. Scary af, I was incredibly paranoid for a few weeks after that.

[@Lostindepth]

I- lemme just think abt that for a second

[@unliving_ball_of_gas]

Fck, sounds like a start to a horror story

[@arandomzoomer4837]

Maybe you were sleepwalking?

[@boyinblue.]

@arandomzoomer4837 definitely not, I've never had any history of sleepwalking and my mom's husband at the time was an insomniac so he would've seen me if I had.

[@disguisedcat1750]

Idk why this reminds me of mom, she thinks I bring good luck and fortune wherever I go, cuz when I was born dad got a great job and bought a new car. I hope she is right lol.. I mean I did find some money stuck to my bike wheel last week…

[@RadicalX7592YT]

“Scrape Scrape Scrape Your Eyes, Scrape Your Eyes Today!” Made Me Uncontrollably Laugh for Some Reason.

[@FlipaZooTV]

You ain't the only one! 😂

[@hughcaldwell1034]

I tried telling my partner and couldn't get the words out. Every time I started I'd just start spluttering.

[@TheYoungDreamer-v1t]

If it were me as a child, it would go “Wipe, wipe, wipe your butt ‘til the paper’s brown!” I thought butt and 💩 jokes were the funniest thing ever.

[@sfsvdbjhddhz2344]

When I was 7, I really REALLY wanted to go to chuck e cheese. When my family finally went, the one we went to didn't actually have the animatronics. Just the person in the mascot suit. My sister was wondering where all the other characters were, and in response to that I confidently declared that "Chuck E Cheese murdered them all and the kids are next".

[@phantomhourglass13]

So this was 2017 or after? Animatronicless stages were tested before then, but I imagine you just went to a 2.0 location.

[@gabbav1019]

Five Nights at Chucks

[@maddieb.4282]

@@phantomhourglass13you know 2017 was 6 years ago, yea? They could totally be a young teenager

[@MaddieRedDrink]

Gosh, you were really in your FNaF phase!

[@octosquid48]

I see you were in your FNaF phase

[@aino-kaisav5504]

In our elementary school, there was common for kids to write short stories as school projects. In the bookself of my classroom, there was two probably over ten-page-long short stories (not even hand-written!) written by two 6th graders that were at least four years older than I. Both stories shared the name "Dark Light" but were two separate stories, apparently set in the same universe. Both stories revolved around some sort of dark forces moving around the life of the main character, both young girls. The protagonist of the first one manages to fight against the evil force and in the end win. In the other story, the protagonist never solves the mystery and ends up ending her own life after suddenly losing her mother and her newborn brother in an accident. Both stories also started with this poem that sounded way too eerie to be written by kids. The poem roughly translates to (from Finnish language): "Dark like the night, Darker is his heart. Black like the mind of wolf, Blacker is his mind." I have no idea what was going on with these two kids but I hope they are alive and well somewhere. I also hope they became fantasy authors when they grew up.

[@naolucillerandom5280]

We will probably never know who those kids are, but now I have hope I will one day unknowingly pick up a book written by one of them and it will be awesome.

[@minecraftify95]

me too

[@Mel_Bat]

Well this poem sounds like something written in early romantic or pre-romantic period, due to having both gothic dark elements, existencial question that can be asigned to emotional sphere and northern animalistic/natural elements, so this may help with finding the poem if it indeed has not been written by said 6th graders. The other thing is that those stories don't sound out of place to me as someone who wrote a storie about a secret sindicate like organisation which organised hunts for kids in a town, took them to a abandoned mantion in a forest and commited sacrificial killings on them one by one while the others where forced to watch. I should also mention that the story was written from pov of one of the kids that got killed and I was around 6th or 7th grade when I wrote it. I also ilustrated this story with all it's gory details. Well I was just depressed and bored to death during class.

[@aquaticalateralis]

Damn... that was pretty goth. In a good way of course.

[@vitoriangamer7807]

Deltarune be like:

[@creative_leafeonpony_fan1545]

Apparently as a child, I once drew a handy-dandy math problem. It was a drawing of a kid I hated plus a noose equals me being happy. I drew a lot of very death threat-y things, actually.

[@engelberthovel8566]

I got a chuckle out of that one

[@cardboardking577]

⛈️🌩️👦⛈️🌩️

[@chuekillo]

lowtierchild

[@official-obama]

super-duper handy-dandy angle measuring device: L

[@literallcrow5372]

⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

[@erinlane1769]

I wonder how many old cryptids and legends actually spawned from children making up weird but oddly specific sounding stuff like the "he can see the storm coming" instead of adult narrators. I can definitely see it starting out as a joke or tale to pass around in ancient times then it just gets more serious over time as it gets retold again and again.

[@Hurngh-x7e]

The man of sight, an eye bearing vision to the present, and the other, accursed to seeing the rising storm coming

[@Dreamr4life1]

Creepypasta has so many

[@coleodonoghue2981]

I love how overprotective parents always say things like “this game/show/movie made my kid violent” yet this is how they act before coming into contact with any form of technology

[@SurmenianSoldier]

...except that fnaf kid.

[@Omori201X]

The missing children do get a bit quirky at night. @@SurmenianSoldier

[@EdinoRemerido]

They dont really think how the sentences is gona sound before thinking them And also the words fucking and shit are mostly goten from the Internet and bad influences

[@slendveny7191]

​@@EdinoRemeridoThat not true, kids have always learned profanity the good old fashioned way: old people and schoolchildren

[@EdinoRemerido]

@@slendveny7191 not always, from what ive seen the internet too

[@xaurorathesilly]

When I was younger, probably like 5, my cousin and I would play "Hide and Seek Or Die," where we would use little Cars movie figures for the game. One of us would hide one of the figures, and the other would look for it. If the figure was found by the seeker, it gets stomped to death and thrown in the garbage. We laughed hysterically.. We did this for hours.

[@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes]

…

[@mawmadestuff8680]

Kids like you guys are the reason the first Toy Story was made lol.

[@lyricalcarpenter]

_how many did you have_

[@xaurorathesilly]

@@lyricalcarpenter lots. and i mean *lots*

[@willowthemushacorn1055]

The most unhinged thing I ever said was when I went up to my mom, age 4 or 5, and asked "Mom, when I die, are you going to eat me?" 💀 It made complete logical sense in my little kid mind, if we eat animals when they die why waste away in a box when *we* die?

[@spongeintheshoe]

...Fair.

[@astra6712]

We used to be cannibals.

[@X.Arybdis]

Now it makes sense to me too.

[@DanksterPaws]

We dont really eat animals that die, we eat those we KILL

[@mikescan7050]

Well, what was her answer?

[@marcosandrey5059]

When i was 7 my mom came back from a funeral and i literaly went up to her and asked her point blank max bluntness "was it fun?"

[@supersmashseandx1991]

My sister was once asked at age 2 what would happen if someone was ever mean to me. Her response with not a hint of emotion was "id light them on fire".

[@Unidentified952]

That’s actually… kind of sweet🥺

[@supersmashseandx1991]

@@Unidentified952 in a horrifying way, yes.

[@Unidentified952]

@@supersmashseandx1991 XD

[@NoriMori1992]

Are you the older sister or the younger sister 😂

[@supersmashseandx1991]

@@NoriMori1992 older brother

[@casey5377]

I work with little kids (my class is 3-5 year olds) and some of the things they say honestly make me question everything. However, my personal favorite still has to be the time, many years ago before I lead a classroom, when a little 3 year-old girl told me to "watch out for the gingivitis." Never been more afraid of anything else in my entire life.

[@kuutti256]

Teach your class about the gingivitis

[@sexygirlmax2019]

kid must have a dentist as a parent 😂😭 or recently had a dentist presenting at their school

[@pholidia8175]

But I don't want to be a ginger :(

[@foodofthegods]

@@pholidia8175south park is that you

[@TheYoungDreamer-v1t]

She probably had just heard the word for the first time and couldn’t stop saying it for the rest of the day, like all kids do.

[@plasmaemerald8407]

Whoever is the “IVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU KID” I gotta say, that had to be the most greatest way of introducing yourself. That was so god damn legendary it’s untouchable to recreate a meeting better then that…

[@skeletalkilljoy]

if only the kid had sunglasses, a (fake) pipe, and a british accent..

[@ChaffyExpert]

Lmfao what a legend

[@Bubblegum-Cupcake]

@@skeletalkilljoyWho’s to say they didn’t?

[@LilacMoon_2001]

*dark souls boss music starts playing* jokes aside that kid should be in a videogame as an powerful boss, and by powerful i mean VERY, VERY, VERY, powerful.

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Blofeld Jr.

[@LailaSkye17]

I’m gonna tell my best story My neighbor maybe about 5 or 6 at the time “Can we get a trampoline” her mom said “you know grandma is a doctor and thinks they aren’t safe” my neighbor said “well can we get one when she dies?”

[@adumpsterdiver9623]

My parents never let me forget that as a kid this nice lady gave me what has now always been my favorite toy, as she handed it to be I looked up and replied "OH your so old" I didn't even thank her 💀

[@technoboop1890]

SKUHUUUUUUUUUUUUL EMOJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@monky4640]

Nawww thats foul

[@cabbage_cat]

My little sister chewed a portion of a brick wall, little by little, everyday, when she was two She fight grandpa's lamb when she was four, and won (he had a farm) On her first day at preschool, went to a boy and declared "you are my boyfriend", he cried Kids are such mysterious creatures

[@Invicktor]

I fear no man But your sis It scares me...

[@DiamondAppendixVODs]

Wait, please explain more about the brick munching Did it have consequences?

[@lonelyshpee7873]

​@@DiamondAppendixVODs *It made her stronger*

[@WeAreAllHumanToo]

Find a closet and a gun. Good luck.

[@EatAnOctorok]

I wish there were adult women out there bold enough to just walk up to a man and verbally claim him for herself.

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

Fun fact about Mr Skinnylegs: the episodes of Peppa Pig with him in are banned in Australia because the broadcaster decided the premise of “girl befriends spider and encourages kids to do the same” is not particularly advisable in a country where spiders are the size of dogs and can actually kill you 💀🕷️

[@thekeyboardwarrior1018]

Australia is the spawnpoint for monsters

[@joebenzz]

@@thekeyboardwarrior1018 It's the ghetto of the animal world.

[@litterpicker1431]

_Everything_ in Australia wants to kill you.

[@AlfredFJones-USA76]

​@@thekeyboardwarrior1018 and ohio💀

[@thekeyboardwarrior1018]

@@AlfredFJones-USA76 Ohio is the spawnpoint for Photoshop monsters

[@randomhistoryfan5749]

When I was 4, I apparently told my babysitter how I planned to murder my kindergarten teacher and get away with it, after I had been the most rude student in all of existance. I don't know how but my parents made wonders to change my manners.

[@SplitNotion]

I love how no matter what Matt's videos are about, he can always traumatize us with furbies

[@Spongyboi897]

Trust me, I feel like all Furbies were all programmed to suddenly wake up in the middle of the night

[@Spongyboi897]

@Darktion shut

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

@Darktion291 I know you're a bot but I feel the need to say this: No one supports gacha heat

[@Matt_Rose]

Don't mind me just removing the bots but wtf was "Gacha Heat"? 🤔

[@SplitNotion]

Oh wow - Hi matt! Love ur vids!

[@kitdoesstuff_official]

5:17 This is just the lyrics for "Die in a Fire" by The Living Tombstone! She even drew what was happening on screen while it was playing 💀

[@oKGCo]

Chica be LOOKIN *ｒｅａａａａｌ* thin there-

[@aminishnamedvaati]

when i was little i also made art that consisted of the words "i hope you die in a fire" i cant believe its been that long ago already

[@ohwowitsme8548]

​@@aminishnamedvaatiI thought you purposely typed out "It's been so long" I read that completely wrong💀

[@Jimmy-cg9db]

Lol just realized that.

[@CalmingKittenMultiverse]

I had to giggle at that part. xD I thought, "Perhaps they're just referencing the song". Have to admit, it's a pretty good song, though.

[@supremevarietychannel3215]

I love how I recognize the thumbnail and know what the kids intent was

[@azula8014]

Fnaf ruined me when I was 10

[@someone8976]

Freddy nights at five

[@Recongamer_2010]

mike vs foxy

[@capt_noo]

ferd faber

[@ikaiju-eu9wn]

@@Recongamer_2010 you mean William vs Chica?

[@MollyDollyy774]

The kid that did the FNAF Picture... I had a FNAF Phase, looks like many people did, I keep my Interests, I still like FNAF, the Modern stuff is good, but I prefer 1-4, those where the golden age of FNAF, it's honestly kinda Nostalgic in a morbid way, and given IRL Truama... It was a Bittersweet kind of Nostalgia 5:37 That is just taken from the _"Die in a Fire"_ FNAF 3 Song by the living tombstone, I have it on my Relatable Songs playlist, the actual lyrics of what the kid wrote are are actually _"I hope you die in a fire"_ _"Hope you get shot and expire"_ _"I've lost my patience"_ Which continues the full part of that bit being _"I've lost my patience, when are you gonna decay"_ _"I want to throw you out just like my broken TV"_ _"If you come back once more it shall be painful you'll see, OH YEAH, I hope you die in a fire"_ And the beat drops

[@KogasaTatara514]

5:11 (and thumbnail) Lmao.. This is actually the (partially misremembered) lyrics to the FNaF 3 song by TheLivingTombstone, "Die in a Fire". Based on the drawings, it seems this kid also drew bits of the animation made by a KZbin animator who goes by shgurr.

[@BladerKev]

Kid has got good taste

[@cockatoo6944]

yes and hi kogasa from touhou project

[@KogasaTatara514]

@@cockatoo6944 hi

[@Boowomp._.]

Kid knows what he likes

[@Breeee9]

I was waiting the whole video to see this comment

[@zer0rebel4]

I have a story about my mom My mom went to go see Bambi when she was younger, about 7-8, in the movie theater with my gran. Mind you, my grandparents are oldschool hunters, so my mom was used to the idea of shooting a deer. So when Bambis mom died and the crowd of children started crying, my mom apparently laughed and said "theyll be having deer for dinner!". Needless to say my gran was embarrassed

[@zeniththetoaster9712]

My uncle did the same in class when he was a kid. If I recall the story correctly he got in trouble for making a classmate cry.

[@naan000]

W mom

[@andreyradchenko8200]

I'd be embarrassed too if my child called venison 'deer'.

[@Anthony_Marquis]

B A S E D

[@gezz555]

I remembered watching Lion King dvd, and when Mufasa's died, I just have deadpan face, no reaction. Hell, I don't fell sad at all. I just watch it without emotion because it's just cartoon anyway. Was surprised when I found out other kids cry when he died lmao

[@thumbycastell4436]

Something I said as a little kid that still haunts me because my mum keeps bringing it up is that after I heard about the concept of marriage, I had decided that I would marry my best friend because all I understood was that you marry people you really like and that you marry as ab adult (because of this I also said that I'd marry my sister at one point but that's neither here nor there), so I ended up creating all these little wedding invitations for me at my friend and then handing them out to people, but then I didn't give one to my mum, so when she asked why, I responded "oh you'll be dead by then".

[@PalisadePeryton]

There was no way to predict where this story was going

[@Animallover24678]

omf

[@4darcy4]

lol

[@journeyweeks]

I somehow had the same thought as a kid but I didn’t go as far as making the invitations 😂

[@So1]

God damn brutal lmao

[@WinkLinkletter]

I was tripping outside on my friend's front porch many years ago, waiting for her to come back out with refreshments, when a little neighbor girl about 5 came up and sort of dug the toe of her shoe in the dirt and asked "You know what I wish I could have?" I thought of a dozen things, a Barbie Playhouse, a new bike, all the cookies in the world, a cute striped kitty cat, a different little brother...but she looked up and spread her arms and said quietly "...Springtime." Kind of blew my mind, she had a sense of real value and wished for something priceless and genuinely precious. These bits here are hilarious. Kids say some messed up stuff, and they're thinking all manner of stuff as weird or worse all the time. At least, I know I was. Great vid!

[@DesolateLavender]

Wanna know what got a good chuckle out of me? I just imagine a 10 year old child walking in all confidently, with sunglasses, a slightly unbuttoned dress shirt, black jeans, and a towel over their shoulder walk in, stand there for a second, looking around, nodding their head, and saying, with their hands out, almost as if they're about to give someone a hug: "Here to see the corpse!"

[@Scottie-eatz-cheez]

😅😅😅 but yes

[@thetaekwondoe3887]

Oh dear. I pictured it as a 3-year-old. :)

[@SemiContext]

@@thetaekwondoe3887 I PICTURED IT AS A 4YO AT A PUBLIC POOL 🗿

[@starcloud0710]

as someone who went through a FNaF phase, I’m glad for the kid.

[@twist1988]

I was looking for a comment like this 🤣

[@peruenguin]

@@twist1988 Same here lol

[@tangerine_to_your_aubergine]

same lmao

[@bossslayer5986]

There was a conspiracy in the school that it used to be Freddy Fazbear's Pizza As Terrifying as it was I miss those days... ☺

[@T1MBERPL4YZ]

Fax

[@DiamondAppendixVODs]

This was insane The shittiest thing I remember saying as a baby was "I despise you" to my mum for no reason because I had just learned the world. Obviously surprised, she asked "why? I love you" I thought for a few seconds, then said "then I pise you"

[@squarohedron0664]

Nice recovery

[@Thinginator]

Aww!

[@Voxen712]

that was kinda adorable lol

[@joaonerdgamer9345]

Thats just true love, man :')

[@stingray-537]

I misread It as "then I piss you"

[@catherinesweb]

a convo between me and my friends little sister while tucking her in: “sweet dreams” then she whispered “are made of this”

[@TCK7890]

I don’t feel like it so just pretend this comment is a bunch A s

[@Comkill117]

I mean, who are you to disagree?

[@TCK7890]

She was looking for something across the world and the seven seas

[@ninawth]

I was much more wholesome as a child. My mum would sometimes talk about not being able to find something, because the gnomes must have taken it (that's a thing people say here). One day, we were talking about sleeping (I think when she came to tuck me in) and I invented a new imaginary character on the spot called Gnome Silly-beard (Kabouter Gekbaardje in Dutch) who'd supposedly help me fall asleep at night by telling me stories or reading to me (don't remember exactly). I didn't mean much by it, but my mum loved it so much that she brought him up a few times, so I kept inventing more elaborate stories about him to make her smile ♥️

[@DiamondAppendixVODs]

That's so wholesome

[@ninawth]

@@DiamondAppendixVODs Thank you 😁

[@ninawth]

@yarno8086 Hahaha dankje! 😂

[@Logitah]

Such a kind gnome!

[@aurora_sleeping_beauty_]

oh my god thats adorable

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

My mum recently told me that when I was very little I had described her as "a glass cushion", because she's cuddly and comforting like a cushion, but fragile (she was often ill and we had to be gentle with her). I think that's quite sweet, not creepy like the things in the video, but I thought it was worth mentioning because kids have a tendency to say bizarre combinations of words that most people wouldn't consider using.

[@anyamcwattie3163]

Just replying random person, these kids are fearless of cussing o-o

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

shut up stale fence.

[@secretbaguette]

C'mon, it's like glass cannon but... Cushion... Yeash no thats odd.

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

@@secretbaguette Glass cannon implies the person attacks you and does harm. My mum has always been harmless, sweet and comforting, she's just physically and emotionally sensitive, so rough-housing would physically hurt her and screaming at her would make her anxious

[@sunettas9738]

Aww!

[@paceballparty]

I remember being extremely obsessed with My Little Pony back in the day. Though, as most of you probably know, it's fanbase was batshit insane. Especially the fanart. For some reason there's a lot of surprisingly violent fanart of the kid's show. You could easily find some detailed art on KZbin and Google of colorful horses bleeding to death. And me, who was going down the unfortunate career of being an artist, was inspired by them and wanted to make my own. So yeah. If you were to flip through 10 year old me's sketchbooks, you would find crudely drawn ponies being tortured and torn apart. Though I have to admit the bloody pony drawings were probably why I'm able to stomach a lot of non-live action horror nowadays.

[@crazykokebroz]

I wasn’t any different. I still look back at 10 year old me and ask “WHAT WERE YOU DOING?!?”. MLP was unhealthy for my mind.

[@Mel_Bat]

Had the same thing happen to me but when I got bored with MLP I casualy jumped to creepy pasta with assistance of my friend and started watching Lavendertown's videose. Now it got me to studing urban legends, their origines and how they spread, also some folklore, demonology (due to some folk beliefs being rooted in it), history and ethnology so it can had some positive impact.

[@spaghetti5914]

Mlp fandom is a really weird one ngl

[@adam.n-steve]

Most of those fanarts could be MLP creepypastas like Pinkemena, Rainbow Factory, that one SFM bat-shit crazy Rarity and so on. They were very much popular and very much graphic so yeah...we were just witnessing Rarity peel off Rainbow Dash's skin to make dresses.

[@Kriemmi]

DUDE I USED TO DRAW HUMANS HANGING ON THE CEILING AND THEM GETTING SAWED IN HALF BY PINKAMENA MY MINDSET WAS NOT OKAY

[@justadandysworldfan]

i remember when i was little, i was in my htf (happy tree friends) phase (it's a cute looking, but actually very gory show). i was waiting in a hotel room and found a stack of paper. i went to my mom and asked for any coloring things and she gave me some markers. i then asked her for a stapler. she was confused. i asked her what PTSD means because my favorite character in the show (a green bear in a military outfit named flippy). my mom was confused but told me anyway. i then ran back to the room i had been staying in and drew several pictures, including a title page that said "flippy's PTSD" the "PTSD" in red letters. i drew an amusement park ride that looked like war planes and then flippy, looking like he was having a crisis, tears streaming from his eyes, and a flashback from war playing in his mind, bombs, fire, one bear torching another bear, on the first page. the 2nd page, was flippy looking maniacal and killing three other characters (giggles, cuddles, and flaky) in gruesome ways. the last page was flippy coming to his senses and crying, his face with a shadow cast over it and dead forest animal bodies everywhere. yeah, i now realize how terrifying for my mother to look at since i was only 8

[@ZenithStuf]

Holy shit

[@SlenderzinhaForever]

love the astro pfp

[@justadandysworldfan]

@@SlenderzinhaForever thank you :)

[@channing_w_fan]

one time, in about first grade, the teachers enforced that when we would write that we would always have to make the space a finger width apart. me being a perfectionist was once writing something in class and accidently made two words too close together. instead of erasing it, I drew a finger in the space in-between to show that it was actually a finger width apart but just didn't look that way. I started doodling, making it more and more realistic. I added the wrinkles, the nail, the shape, everything. suddenly my teacher walks up to me and starts lecturing me, getting real mad and telling me how absurd and inappropriate my drawing was and threatening to tell the principle. As you could expect, I was very confused at the time as of why she was so stirred up, only for me to now realize that a realistic drawing of a finger, a badly realistic drawing of a finger, looks a lot like a dick. I was the only innocent one, she was just being dirty minded.

[@RyanTosh]

Nobody ever told you you're supposed to write words a dickwidth apart?

[@owendiaram3870]

I used to draw fingers in between every word because I thought that was what you were meant to do

[@robertmcdowell6084]

@@RyanTosh sooo, about an inch?

[@RyanTosh]

@@robertmcdowell6084 It varies per person, like the rest of handwriting.

[@2bfrank657]

I thought you were going to reveal a hand "giving the fingers"/"flipping the bird" 😅

[@aspiraal]

If I’m not wrong, the creepiest thing I said as a kid was that “live doesn’t matter anyways because everyone is going to die, it can be by exploding or just staying still for too long and dead”. The context was my mom wanting my opnion on what I think of life.

[@Bubblegum-Cupcake]

“Standing still for too long” 💀

[@wolfiiu]

ah yes, the two ways to die: exploding or staying still too long

[@supersmashseandx1991]

​@@wolfiiui know which way i want

[@UltimateThanos]

Did she put you in therapy after that?

[@aspiraal]

Great timing, cus she put me into therapy since May XD​@@UltimateThanos

[@ThisIsTenou]

I vividly remember the story of a six year old, who was supposed to write one for homework and then presented it in front of the class. He did. It involved dogs (nice), kidnapping (okay, interesting) and the brutal shredding of said kidnappers in heavy machinery as the grand finale (what the fuck). That was quite something.

[@iwantabigpiece]

my god

[@vexilanimous]

calling it now, that kid owned and had seen the ending of a dog's life on ps2. look it up, that's basically how the game ends for some reason!

[@peach_tea_mystic]

sounds like something i would have written as a child-

[@akkadia_6605]

Aha! I can one up that! In year six, a girl wrote a story about a teenager who murdered her best friend (Eh) and then, the teen's abusive mother sewed her lips shut with a needle and gave her extreme plastic suregery so she woud be "perfect" and not speak to the outside world and confess her crimes.

[@iwantabigpiece]

@@akkadia_6605 my god x2

[@Triforceoffish]

Imagine being a parent of a kid and he opens your door and says Mr.skinnylegs wants to find you

[@poptartqueen]

When I was a child I asked my mom if she was happy then proceeded to say "when you smile, it's not in your eyes"

[@mr.s5165]

“As an empath” origin story

[@ASpiroArt]

DEEP

[@Logitah]

I used to work in a nursery and had this little japanese turtle charm on my bag. I told this little girl that the charm is for longevity to which she said: "Yeah, but one day it will stop working and that's a good day to die!" with the sweetest little smile on her face.

[@firesonic23]

I kinda get it but also no.

[@EnriDev1102]

When Matt uploads, his voice stays in my head narrating things for like 3 days, and I LOVE IT

[@flamm.e]

Same

[@RCHProductionsYT]

S K U L L E M O J I

[@Spongyboi897]

@@RCHProductionsYT 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@greenturtle2046]

RIGHT HE IS A NARRATOR. NO HE IS THE NARRATOR!!! STANLEY PARABLE (kevan brightning)

[@nicreven]

💀

[@AnchiTheFreak]

When I was about 5 years old, I asked my parents "What if someone is playing us?" They asked me to elaborate. Turns out I meant, like, "What if we're NPCs in a game and someone is controlling us?" Years later and they still tell that story to everyone.

[@MissValentina125]

I was teaching at kindergarten during Halloween time. One kid asked me what the difference between ghosts with a blanket and ghosts without one is. I told her I didn't know and asked her what she thought about it. She said: "The ghosts with the blanket on are evil. The ghosts without the blanket are good." I still don't know what that means.

[@Schm1dtstorm]

Ghosts in a blanket = KKK maybe?

[@MissValentina125]

@@Schm1dtstorm oh gosh, I don't think she's aware of that, we don't even live in the US.

[@埊]

visible bad, invisible good

[@MissValentina125]

@@埊 ok I kinda get that

[@burtbacarach5034]

@@埊 Yeah that'd be my guess too.

[@chillcreep4926]

The first parent-teacher meeting my mom had to attend was focused on my drawing of Nancy Thompson's house from "Nightmare on Elm Street". I figured the house on its own wasn't very scary so I added skeleton kids, Freddy Kreuger, and, in a stroke of brilliance I later came to regret, a dismembered dog with its collar still attached to the doghouse, which was the only part I colored in before journal time ended. My gram let me watch horror movies and I loved her so much for it

[@jabble__]

I got a phone call home in like fourth grade because I drew my friends tied to the train tracks.

[@Omicron9999]

Metal AF.

[@EternallyEmber-Hehe]

@@jabble__ haha sick!

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

Lol. Sounds like me with my kids. We watch zombie flicks and such all the time. They absolutely LOVE it! I always make sure there isn't any sexy scenes first...but I don't mind my kids watching gruesome violence... 😅🤣

[@CEO_of_Steidi]

I drew Raven from Teen Titans Go and got forced to have a meeting with the school bc i labeled her as a half demon. I was in YEAR TWO

[@peacecat6709]

When I was about 7 years old, I had said something quite similar to “I’m here to see the corpse”. We were at my great-aunts funeral, and once we got in, I had said, “Right, we’re here now, so where’s the corpse?”. My mom then said “Shh, don’t say that” through quiet laughter.

[@dejus_e]

I bet she had a good laugh

[@TheYoungDreamer-v1t]

I once told a lady she was too fat and she needed to get some weight off while we were eating out. That lady was someone both my parents knew, so I was someone she knew very well. When she heard me, she simply laughed and said “Out of the mouths of babes.”

[@Enteringofthesandman]

I knew a girl from primary school named Gia who had a twin sister. When they were kids, they had a bunk bed and Gia slept on the top bunk. She used this to her advantage by coming down from the top bunk late at night and beating her twin sister with a pillow.

[@hughcaldwell1034]

Bad idea. Bottom bunk has the clear advantage of poking feet up into the mattress.

[@garfswag]

I once, as my mother tells it, saw a magnolia tree's flowers blooming during spring. This apparently lead to me saying that it was "like tiny little sausage rolls bursting into laughter". Lovely metaphor, didn't know that I even knew what a sausage roll was when I was a year old.

[@xylophone_888]

just googled magnolia flowers and omg they really do look like that

[@unliving_ball_of_gas]

@@xylophone_888 I can't see it. My mind has no imagination.

[@iya442]

ive had a horrible day and matt never fails to make me laugh

[@j_cannot_type]

i hope youre okay mate :(

[@j_cannot_type]

also stop the reply to this comment i havent heard the term gacha heat since like 2020 😭

[@happytreefanatic6625]

​@@j_cannot_type 😦

[@iya442]

​@@j_cannot_type im doing better now but a good bit of my state is on tornado watch so thats worrying

[@iya442]

@@j_cannot_type glad i never had a gacha phase

[@SUPERSTAR3333333]

The "scrape your eyes" one has me crying laughing. I literally have no idea why I find it so funny but I've legitimately been cracking up at it for at least 3 minutes

[@pastaraccoon1991]

Got to be the today part at the end that tone got me

[@d1ssolv3d.T0by]

Scrape, scrape, scrape your eyes! Scrape your eyes today!

[@Isa-tn7ex]

I know a kid who says similar things all the time. Once he built a structure of straws pointing upwards and tried to jump onto them. When I asked what he was doing he said "It's my new game, "impale yourself"!"

[@Cessated]

TODAY

[@VictoriasShorts]

scrape, scrape, scrape ur eyes…To-DAAAAYYYY-😅😊

[@The_cringbin_hotel]

0:53 This reminds me of when my best friend wrote a line in a book she was writing that said, "The government spun around in his chair." I've been INSPECTING you..." This was two days ago and she's turning 14 in September of this year......

[@ImaDogGuy]

Ouch. Don’t let her out of your sight or she might eat a crayon.

[@The_cringbin_hotel]

@@ImaDogGuy ya she thinks she’s gonna be a full time author from now on like SHE TYPES SO FAST AND I CANT CATCH UP!!! She would add so many unnecessary thens. “I then turned to him and he then listened to me” like that was soooooooo common. I was supposed to write a chapter every time I saw ten thens and I still need to write 3 chapters almost 4 LIKE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK

[@kevinm5940]

According to my mother, I once started suddenly talking into the hallway when I was sitting in my parents' bedroom as a kid. Apparently, I said "you can leave now. They can't see you.", and when they questioned who I was talking to, I responded "the man in the hallway with the black eyes." Apparently, I also once said that there was someone sitting on my pillow when I was lying in bed with a fever. I don't remember either of these events.

[@Keith-jp6jw]

That’s terrifying. I had a severe fever one night too (102) and at about 2am I woke up absolutely convinced that I was not Keith but something that Replaced my 6 year old self. I pleaded with my mom hysterically that I was not her son even though I looked like him and that alien creatures had taken the real me. I also looked everywhere for a cylindrical object that I apparently needed that I can still picture today in my head. It was absolutely wild.

[@NitroIndigo]

Sounds like sleep paralysis.

[@sneak1677]

shit childhood schizophrenia is rare but real. Also forgetting the psychotic break is a thing

[@Dale-ct5ru]

Not exactly creepy, but eerie, I'm told: I'm autistic and as a child I had a startlingly apt vocabulary and very direct manner of speaking. Once when I was 5 or so I was looking for bugs in the dirt and getting my clothes all dirty and my grandmother bitterly said, "Aw, what a charming little girl you are," dreading having to clean me up I guess, and I looked her dead in the face and offendedly said, "That's sarcasm, Kristine!" It's one of my favorite stories I've heard about myself.

[@debranickless1762]

I’m low functioning and I do some weeeird shiit

[@meeb_consumer]

Also autistic. Was somehow simultaneously an absolute glue eater of a kid while also knowing as many dinosaurs as a professional paleontologist and being a downright English prodigy. Just a nerd ig.

[@peckmech]

I’m suspecting I’m autistic and I have also had a eerily early large vocabulary so that’s cool

[@dustyode1520]

I’m also autistic. I didn’t speak until I was four. And then had a big vocabulary for my age. I can’t remember any good examples off the top of my skull for now

[@blair4865]

im pretty sure that imnqutistic and i was and am so stupidly kenly aware, mom remebers me saying some of the most poetical stuff ever at the ripe age of 5

[@akuma4321]

when i was still in daycare i was one of the two oldest kids there (about twelve). because the other oldest kid was a bastard and a bully, the younger kids trusted me more. one day while i was writing, three little girls came up to me crying about how he was being an asshole again. i decided to write an interpretation of the three little pigs with them as the pigs and him as the wolf, and they were excited about it, as long as we used the "real ending" where he gets boiled alive. i was very concerned but considering the fact that i also hated him i didn't protest

[@tornadomash00]

that's actually really based

[@rachelcookie321]

You were about twelve years old and went to daycare?

[@Galm1Cipher0]

That’s wild

[@n3ther1te]

nagito lore

[@Gamez_Studios_]

@@n3ther1teLMFAO

[@joo3414]

Poor kid going through his FNAF hyperfixation. It’s like my Undertale hyperfixation.

[@chocolattemocha8512]

I have my own story about this! I was the child in the story actually. It was in kindergarten and I was sitting with my assigned seat mates and we were all coloring. And then out of nowhere, I blurted out to them, “Hey, I wonder what you guys would look like when you’re dead?” Understandably, they went to the teacher about it and I was horrified to hear what I’d just said to them. And in case anyone was wondering why I didn’t stop myself before I said that, I was having a really weird out of body experience and my mouth just kind of ran on its own. It was weird.

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

that explanation leaves me with far more questions than answers

[@chocolattemocha8512]

@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma honestly? same

[@deen7530]

I have a similar story. I was about 9 and at youth group, and my youth leader said that her pet dog had just turned 19. I replied with "Wow, that means he's gonna die soon!" I didn't understand why she got kind of upset when I said that.

[@singularit_y]

POSSESSED you were POSSESSED speak to an EXORCIST to be rid if your DEMONS

[@anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi]

Shiiiit. That's actually kind of funny lol.

[@linklink3069]

I don't remember if I've made this joke before, but Matt sounds like the Stanley Parable narrator's evil brother.

[@DiamondAppendixVODs]

Holy moly, you're right

[@VINCE-pp3es]

not evil i think just more ...disturbed like the narrator after he voiced call me kevins playthrough

[@amandapanda5087]

He really does

[@deadlydingus1138]

Bold of you to assume that the Stanley Parable narrator isn’t evil.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

That's a British accent.

[@mythicalgirl2005]

Don't worry Matt, you're not alone, I'm currently literally in tears over "hoobly".

[@Shako_Lamb]

When I was something like 3 or 4, I asked my mom, "When I die, will you die with me so I won't be alone?" For a few years I was a camp counselor at a youth theater camp, one day the director was leading breathing exercises, she pointed to her torso and said "These are your ribs..." and this one girl yelled "I EAT RIBS!!" Only a day later, the director said "Everybody on stage!" and the same girl yelled "EVERYBODY ON STAGE, EVERYBODY EAT MY SOUL!"

[@rainyparade7867]

Another honorable mention: When my sister was about two, she became very fixated on the 'bell' button in the elevator- you know, the one that sets off the alarm. Usually my parents would have to hold onto her to keep her from pressing it, but in one specific elevator it was too tall for her. She took one look at it, and smiling, turned to us and announced "If I open daddy's head, I can reach the bell button!" I don't even want to know the thinking behind this.

[@D415Y-x0]

could have been trying to say up on daddy’s head

[@Thinginator]

@@D415Y-x0I was about to say the same thing, I sure hope that’s what she meant.

[@MrChristianDT]

Ah, yes. Well, the demon that makes her hit the alarm buttons demands a sacrifice in order to make her tall enough to do his bidding. Don't ask me why it works like that. Lol

[@sexygirlmax2019]

"If I hop on daddy's head" "If I up on daddy's head" could be either

[@Mel_Bat]

She might have overheard the story of birth of Athena and, while not understanding it, porroted it on the first occasion she got to say it but it's just a theory for where it might have come from

[@twigthewonderk1d]

my mom tells me this story quite frequently: when i was a child, our house had a hallway that you could see the TV from. my mom would watch scary movies at night and i would sneak to the hallway to watch. one night, she was watching the Grudge, and she heard me in the hall, so she paused her movie and i ran to my room. apparently, 4 year old me decided to pretend i was asleep, until she was next to my bed and i began making the strange throat noises from the movie... needless to say, she about killed me 😂

[@Memesoon309]

​@Opterongeek ... What ?

[@userequaltoNull]

@Opterongeek what?

[@honeyy9559]

​@@opterongeek3097what are you talking about???

[@aratherlargerodent]

@@honeyy9559 they must be a bot

[@official-obama]

@Opterongeek the words you're saying go into one ear, can't figure out why they went in the room, and then go back out

[@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754]

I remember when I was either 10 or 11, my dad asked my brother and me what we would invent if we had the ability to. I wanted to make my brother laugh so I casually said “A meat grinder but for people.” edit: did jerma want to grind people? i am very confused

[@No_Life_Alex]

found jerma's alt

[@aurora_sleeping_beauty_]

@@No_Life_Alex who?

[@No_Life_Alex]

@@aurora_sleeping_beauty_ jerma is a psychopath who used the internet a lot and would put his victims in a meatgrinder to kill them after kidnapping them.

[@Nevermaurum]

@@aurora_sleeping_beauty_ you have a loooong journey ahead of you, sweetheart

[@Vulioll]

real jerma moment

[@Bonifacio607]

one time when i was a 4 year old in my great-grandmothers birthday i yelled "ugly in the face, good in the ass" because someone said it to me and i cant remember who

[@LevelUpLeo]

Learning about "The Evil" at 2:16 was the most hilarious thing I've heard in weeks. I've got tears in my eyes.

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

The Evil: Reminds me of Fantastic Beasts' Swooping Evil

[@temporary0insanity]

Well, apparently the directors of Maleficent thought this was quite appropriate. :D Honestly, when I watched that movie, knowing the rough plot from the trailer and all, I thought Maleficent would either be a nickname given to her by her enemies or a dark alter ego she adopts herself, but, no, she was straight out called "Evildoer" when she was a nice fluffy young fairy. (Haven't watched the sequel, not sure if they explained that her parents were actually murderous maniacs who thought this was a great name for a child or something. :))

[@-inFinity05-]

Nothing compared to me as a child. I would go on tangents about the “eyeless man” and scream that I saw him while running into my parents room. That’s strange, but understandable at like midnight, but no. I would sometimes be in a perfectly happy mood and run screaming to my parents minutes later mid-day. I also apparently had an unusual amount of night-terrors. Like nightmares, but more traumatic. *Edit with a bit more detail since so many more of you are interested than I expected:* Most of the time I apparently saw “The Eyeless Man” was at my uncle’s family house in Missouri while we stayed there for a few weeks. His house always smelled like dead cheese. Yes, dead cheese, don’t judge my descriptive abilities. Also, a lot people down there mentioning religion. I was born into a Christian family (still am one), so as far as I’m concerned it could very well have been an actual demon. Not sure obviously, because I don’t remember it. I do remember asking my mom read me the Bible every night to help me fall asleep. That’s not a normal thing for a 5-7 year old to ask for (then again, according to the retired pastor at my church the current pastor’s wife, his daughter, literally prayed to Satan until she was about 6. So at least I was just haunted by the demon, and wasn’t the actual demon). Second to last bit: I vividly remember one of those recurring night-terrors, in which I would repeatedly be forced to watch said eyeless man walk down into the sand while his eyes were impaled on a particularly sharp group of rocks. Last bit I promise: My mom’s least favourite part of the whole thing was definitely the part where I would be lying in between my parents at night when I would suddenly look at the doorway of the room and start screaming “I SEE IT I SEE IT!!!” then cry. But don’t worry, I called the ghostbusters and now I’m all good.

[@germanempire8678]

Bet there's something more than just a childhood imagination

[@ikaiju-eu9wn]

i'm sorry to tell you but you were attacked by a monster

[@blue.johnstone.z]

oh i've had night-terrors before had them a lot when i was much younger but i had one recently and i forgot how awful they are

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

bud i think you might need to have that checked out

[@oliverparis3361]

does he still show up?

[@palmix2223]

Don't worry, it's ok, 5:30 is only a FNAF fan, he is one of the good guys. It would be even more scary if he wrote without context "it's been so long since i last have seen my son"

[@DigitizedGalaxyAlt]

Lost to this monster, to the man behind the slaughter

[@TheWeirdcoreMan]

Since you’ve been gone, I’ve been singing this stupid song so I could ponder

[@DigitizedGalaxyAlt]

The sanity of your monter

[@PumperAndTheDevilishTwins]

I wish I lived in the present with the gift of my past mistakes

[@DigitizedGalaxyAlt]

But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes

[@ZeeZeeawsome]

Parent: depressed. Kid: *whispers* hey, SHAKE UR BOOTY

[@kitkatboard]

I remember accidentally seeing the skeleton scene from Pirates of the Carribean as a 4 y.o. because I walked into my parents watching it at night. I then had a nightmare, told my mom I was scared, and when she asked if I was scared of the skeleton pirates, I said "No. I'm afraid of the shrewie". Whatever tf a shrewie is.

[@Widdekuu91]

A shrew is a witch or hag, google it (at day.)

[@Widdekuu91]

Oh and also a mouselike animal appareantely

[@kitkatboard]

@@Widdekuu91 I know what a shrew is but 4 y.o. me didn't know any English. Beside, I spelled it "chroui" haha

[@gabrielarendse7549]

For about 2 years I use to be a martial arts coach for kids, was a fun job really enjoyed it, the kids were pretty awesome and the other coaches were good to work with as well. Anyway, one day before classes I was supervising the kids playing in the dojo, when one of them comes up to me and says "Wyatt wrote a book about you" I was touched, someone had gone through all the effort to write a book about me lol, anyway kid continues " It's got you and Sensei and Osensei as well and you all die" But of a shock that was. So I go to find Wyatt and enquire about this book of his. So I ask him what is this book he made about us all dying, he then describes in detail how he single handedly kills all five of us instructors in various different(very gruesome)ways. I asked him How he was going to kill me and he said he was going to steal a gun and shoot out my kneecaps and and arms and stuff and let me dude slowly. He also then describes how he goes straight after to commit a mass school shooting of all the kids at his school. Anyway, I found this to be very concerning behaviour and I asked him wtf kinda tellie tubbies has he been watching. Apparently his parents never put a restriction on any of their streaming platforms and this kid has had access to R18 and ma15 content so yeah. I told my Sensei about this and we both had a long earnest chat to the kid and the kids parents(also the kid in question was like 8) Well that's my disturbing story don't know what that little bugger is doing now, but I hope he has changed from then

[@oplars6487]

Yeah that's something the parents should definitely have heard

[@strawberrysplitz1566]

My brother is called Wyatt and that is the exact thing he would do lol

[@bwc1976]

I remember when I was a kid in the 80's, sometimes I would have some violent revenge fantasies, but I knew the difference between fantasy and reality.

[@rachelcookie321]

That turned from funny to concerning real quick.

[@felipe_sth]

Something about the (seemingly) inability of children to cope/hide their truest feelings is the most fascinating yet mildly disturbing thing about them.

[@thiseagleguy]

5:25 fnaf song right there

[@TheDramaNut]

I once threw grass at a girl who was allergic in second grade because I didn't believe she was. Luckily grass is flimsy and her friends kept shielding her, because if it weren't for that, I could have had a body count of more than zero.

[@jaxon3186]

as a grass-allergist, I had kids try to do this to me before. but it won't kill it's just itchy

[@naolucillerandom5280]

I didn't know I was allergic to head until this line time when I was 11 I heard the brilliant idea of rolling down a hill of grass. Was itchy all the way back home, almost cried.

[@Voxen712]

you can be allergic to _grass??_ holy damn what a way to live, your body will literally kill itself when youre trying to go outside and touch grass

[@jaxon3186]

@@Voxen712 not death, but everything except my palms and soles get really itchy for a while after touching grass. and hay is even worse cuz the hay dust gets inside me and makes me sneeze for ever. So when people tell me to "touch grass" i literally have a medical reason not to

[@carpetbeetle8349]

When I was a young child I had at least a simple dream every night. The first night I didn't I felt robbed. "What, it just skipped to morning? But I didn't get to sleep." was my genuine thought process.

[@jax_firestorm9689]

One time, when I was a baby, my mom told my older brother (five years old at the time), that I was really difficult to take care of. My brother suggested “mommy, what if we put the baby in the trash?” My mom explained that putting me in the trash could hurt me, and my brother simply shrugged, and said “we could leave the lid open. So he could breathe.”

[@Rae0814]

The kid getting the parent distracted with a sibling to get into the cookie jar is so morbidly smart

[@apparentdistance9752]

My brother (10yo now) had a running thing where he'd tell us about another "life" he had lived, when he was six or so. Some of the stories were about wolves killing his brother (apparently a brother the rest of us have never met) and him having to flush specifically fifty-one bodies down the toilet.

[@Ensign_games]

That reminds me of a joke my dad made of an fake brother being mauled by a bear at a fishing trip. This joke was made more convincing because we had went to a lot of fishing trips when I was little and we had a friend of my brother tag along with us alot and I never saw him again since a little after I was four.

[@apparentdistance9752]

@Goofy ahh Not that I know of? Or at least, not anything prominent.

[@mr.x2567]

Maybe he’s recalling a previous reincarnation, or a dream he had

[@crystalwriter2637]

@@Ensign_games What happened to your brother’s friend?

[@Ensign_games]

@@crystalwriter2637 well he actually just moved away

[@MCFawful]

“I don’t have dreams anymore” Me too kid, me too

[@eneco3965]

I hope I don't either, most of mine are nightmares

[@roxassora2706]

Depressing

[@roxassora2706]

@@eneco3965 They could be stress induced. If not maybe trauma.

[@eneco3965]

@@roxassora2706 Oh man, if only I could not feel stressed, I'd be living in a perfect world.

[@roxassora2706]

@@eneco3965 I just watch bluey or meditate

[@CassiePlaysGames]

once when I was like four i told my brother “the outside world is cursed… don’t ever go out” and then he went outside and got hit on the head with a hammer. He came back in and told me: “How can you see the future?” All I said was: “I am no god… but instead a Satan spawn. I’m another life. Hell spawned me here to watch you suffer” Turns out I thought the word ‘Satan spawn’ meant ‘gremlin’

[@emilydavis162]

Yeah that def occurred

[@CassiePlaysGames]

@@emilydavis162 mhm it did and if ya don’t believe me f you

[@TyphlosionGirl]

Hmmm I kinda have a story about this since everyone is sharing. Its not traditionally scary but when I was a child I was extremely existential (this takes place when I was like 6-7 I think) and one time I asked my friend how he knew he was real or if any thing was real because what if everything was actually a dream. I told him the only thoughts I could know for sure were real were my own because I couldn't think his thoughts and he couldn't think mine so I can't know for sure anything else was real (I think I accidentally discovered the idea "I think therefore I am" before I knew it by name) and then he started crying so I had to do a 180° in order to reassure him that he was real and that I was sorry. If you are out there Emmit and you remember this, yo my bad dawg.

[@theKobus]

In the timeless words of Rene Descartes, “yo my bad dawg”

[@tigerdoodat5427]

The thought process of "I can't be sure anyone else is real because I'm not them" is called solipsism. It's a common idea amongst children, but they usually give it up quite quickly (like you did). I actually considered the same idea at the same age, but I decided that if no-one else existed, then I must not exist either, which seemed perfectly untrue.

[@wisequail7600]

@@tigerdoodat5427 dang, that is super interesting, and definetly something i went through as a kid! i thought it was just me being weird 😭😭

[@moaPro]

@@tigerdoodat5427 no idea this was common lol

[@jmurray1110]

Hard solipsism is completely untestable and thus cannot be debunked

[@CleoDragon]

3:37 ,,kids are real life furbys" - Matt Ross 2023

[@j_cannot_type]

matt ross, bob rose 💀

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

BAH-

[@rvankenobis]

plot twist: furbies are so horrifying because of the children

[@electroskates2434]

​@@j_cannot_type 🤣

[@Gedasher-kr2dc]

I’m not a bastrad

[@petuniatherain-nightwing1002]

This reminds me of a story I wrote when I was about 7 or 8 years old. I've always loved writing about talking animals, and most of my stories were really innocent, but I once found an old story I wrote at my aunt's at the time about a dog who ran away from his owners and finds a kangaroo and asks to live with him. I remember in the story the dog asks, "my master wants to shoot me and hang me on the wall so can I live with you?" I remember that that part was actually inspired by this one scene from The Fox and the Hound where the owl named Big Mama shows Todd the fox a shed full of animal pelts and Todd says "those poor things-" In another one of my stories I wrote in third grade, this brother and sister and her dog are fighting on a treehouse because the brother is evil and brought an alligator home from the zoo who was trying to get them. The brother and the alligator ended up falling from the treehouse and dying and "going to heaven" as I wrote it, they were even flying in the sky with halos and clouds and angel wings. I don't know what went through my brain when I wrote that one, but I promise you that not all my stories I wrote back then were like this. A majority of the animal stories I wrote as a child were quite innocent.

[@SilentBeaver]

you must have been on something what the heck

[@TheHylianDragonGirl]

What version of the Fox and the Hound did you watch? Cause I don’t remember that scene AT ALL!☹️

[@rachelcookie321]

Now I want to find my old school books and read my stories from writing class. I have this book I made when I was a little kid but it’s just a story about a penguin, it might die in the story, I can’t remember. I also remember writing a story shout spies that had lots of murder in it in writing class when I was like 11 but I can’t remember anything I wrote when I was younger. All my old school books are probably in the attic but it would be so interesting to see.

[@АндроидБишоп]

​@@TheHylianDragonGirlTheres only one

[@TheHylianDragonGirl]

@@АндроидБишоп Was that scene in it? Cause I don’t remember that.

[@wademifsud7046]

If my own child said something like these things I’m gonna be like “excuse me what?!”

[@karablues]

5:20 is actually about a FNAF song Die In A Fire.... Or the kid is just weird.

[@N0rmal_Pers0n]

I thought that!😂

[@forceghostyoda5730]

If the kid is weird, explain chica on the last page

[@Golden_Freddy1987]

Its a fnaf song ofc!!

[@Periwinkle_Bananas]

✨ *Nostalgic* ✨

[@TheKiwiNPC]

They should not let a kindergartener get to that part of the internet

[@louiseogden1296]

Kind of the reverse here tbh. I was 13 and we were on holiday, and my dad had had ...several glasses of wine (and he's a fairly merry and good-natured drunk, particularly when on holiday in the Mediterranean where the wine is very cheap and plentiful). He asked us very meaningfully whether my sister and I had any Questions, with the emphasis on the Q as if he meant a very Specific Question. I looked at him incredulously and said, yes. Do you think there's life elsewhere in the universe? He looked incredibly disappointed and tried several times to get me to ask the Question he'd wanted us to ask, like That Question he assumed all young teens wanted to know about, the birds and the bees. So I asked another erudite question, like Is there a heaven? and so on. It kind of dawned on me after a few goes that he was trying to get me to open up about things like a mum and dad want to know that you know about so you don't have to hide anything from them and so on and so forth, but I think I trolled him for a while and watched him get very good-naturedly frustrated. (My dad is lovely. Don't get the idea he was doing something off-colour here -- but this was the early 90s and they were aware that they had to make sure we were both ready for what other teens would be doing and that they had our backs. We had a much less drunken conversation a few years later because my first forays into teenage issues were a bit clumsy and both of them were worried about me. He's a bit diffident and standoffish, probably on the autism spectrum and certainly a really hardworking and dedicated man who got to the top of his profession, helped me through the illness and death of my husband -- where he mellowed a LOT -- and is a pillar of the community in retirement. He doesn't take any shit from you, but he's always there in a real crisis. He'll get mad, but then he's always there with an apology. Like most people he has his moments but I've never been unsafe with him. (But he had a wickedly silly side to him after a few glasses of good Mediterranean wine :D and this is a fond memory, because my dad is too good a man to have been anything other than concerned.)

[@periodbloodsausage]

He sounds like a wonderful father

[@louiseogden1296]

@@periodbloodsausage He's awesome :).

[@TheHorror415]

​@@periodbloodsausageYou're username is terrifying

[@yadendeto3345]

i went through a disturbing phase when i was 6, i remember asking my teacher if i could print off a photo of mario and luigi. only to then turn them into "dead luigi and bloody mario" where mario is gouging luigis eyes out. i then proceeded to present this to my teacher who then called my parents.

[@yyeezyy630]

I wrote a essay going super in depth about killing animals for fun. My teacher wrote I was a freak on the paper, but she didn’t do it on the front next to the grade she did it on the second page lol like she didn’t want me to see it or somthing

[@Chaotic_Overlord]

Sounds like a creepypasta, is it possible you printed that cause of them?

[@lemonmeat]

i used to google baby pigs on the daycare laptops just to tell my friend who much i wanted to beat them up

[@thomascarner1123]

​@@yyeezyy630 how old were you?

[@doomsdayrabbit4398]

1:48 Windy Castle good. Windy Castle fun. You love Windy Castle.

[@friscothesheriff1994]

DaThings reference, I love it.

[@negligible_reality]

When I was a kid I was over visiting my grandma with my mom. I was sat at the kitchen table eating a bowl of cereal, when my grandma and mom decided to include me in their conversation by asking me the basic childhood question "What do you want to be when you grow up?". I looked them both in the eye and said "A serial killer!" before proceeding to take a big bite of my cereal. They were both understandably horrified, but I was extremely confused by their reaction. Turns out it was just a huge misunderstanding because poor little baby me thought that it was actually "cereal killer", meaning someone who ate a lot of cereal. I was very embarrassed by this misunderstanding, and was shocked to have learned that I had unknowingly told my mom and grandma that I wanted to grow up and become a mass murderer! The three of us still laugh about this incident to this day. 💀

[@negligible_reality]

to this day none of us are sure where I heard the term "serial killer" from at that age. we think it might have been the news, but we don't really know lol.

[@skeletalkilljoy]

If you were, like, 12-14, that would not mean ‘cereal killer’ and it would actually mean mass murderer because thats the humor of 12-14 yr olds nowdays