When Kids Have Imaginary Friends 💀

[@vunshsharma1817]

F in chat for tony rygel

[@BradenChristensen]

F 🫡

[@Otto_Von_Beansmarck]

F

[@Skullemojiiiiiiiiii]

Fourth

[@TheOne_6]

F

[@alex_wolfdev]

F 😔 He may have been 6 inches tall, but he was 6 feet tall in our hearts..

[@MollyFox-gs3sl]

I’m surprised by the amount of kids deciding to kill their imaginary friends instead of just not thinking about them anymore

[@hughcaldwell1034]

Part of it might be that parents can go along with it and, upon outgrowing their friend, the kid doesn't want to be cruel and dismissive by simply saying "They're not real." So instead a death or falling out is conjured to explain why the imaginary friend is no longer around.

[@Alex-ft1df]

Yeah, what's that all about anyway I would never ever do that to mine were all best of friends me and my imaginary friends I still have them all too they all go off on fun vacations off to Disneyland or Disney World or traveling to other places of the world just for fun.

[@Alex-ft1df]

When I'm not thinking of them at the time.

[@shhinysilver1720]

i had heard about them when i was like 7 and then i decided mine was some random girl. she went to school and was never seen again.

[@BabyAxolotl20]

i was one of em

[@ReddenWolfBones]

I had an imaginary friend who was a plain black shadow. it turns out he was a recurring hallucination n I am now diagnosed with schizo effective depressive disorder.

[@Faroshkas]

Good ending

[@suimeingwong2043]

Harsh but now you know.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

oof. hope you're doing well

[@cheddarcheesewoah]

oh wow-

[@ReddenWolfBones]

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 I'm doing alright now, thank you.

[@DeliciouslyRep]

I had an imaginary friend when I was 8 years old. Her name was Jenny and she was a golden retriever. I remember that she wore cat hoodies all the time and was the "girlfriend" of my existing dog. Her story was that she lived next door to the house I lived in at the time, but moved to London to pursue her career as a botanist. I kept in touch with her by "calling" her on my father's old phone and she would tell me and my existing dog about how life in London was and how her career was going. One day when I called her, she told me about her plans to assassinate the queen of England and I have never heard from her since.

[@foolofdaggers7555]

well she succeeded. good work Jenny

[@JuliannaGallo-x2v]

Biggest plot twist in history.

[@AbyanCookies]

Ohh....so she died of JENNY?

[@DeliciouslyRep]

@AbyanCookies Yeah, I guess so 😭

[@AbyanCookies]

@@DeliciouslyRep oh yeah...jenny called....she said that she completed her misson...and is now coming for your mom

[@Anonymous4045]

0:56 I mean... by definition, you ARE making it up.

[@Sayoriwastaken]

Frfr

[@torterratortellini6641]

🤓☝

[@indolencegaming]

Maybe he didn't notice the imaginary part?

[@adrienstarfaer]

Well no, not anymore, they made it up when they were a child

[@uslph.]

Well actually... definitions are dependent on context, so because of the context of them recounting a story, what they likely meant by, "... not making this up." was not that their mind had not conjured such illusions (depicted as such in the story), but that the recount of the illusions itself is not a farce. ☝🤓

[@memelord8769]

Y’all had these weird abominations and I just had normal ass goose that I blamed farts on

[@RV1701]

😂

[@somethingyes1202]

Same except it was a guy and I blamed him on “rigging the dice in Wii party”

[@strogonoffcore]

that's boring

[@coshuloser]

​@@somethingyes1202that's hilarious omg

[@ItsJenkoGaming]

all I got was an extremely racist rat

[@EldritchWhispersOfficial]

4:56 Um... So, Ushi is Japanese for cow, and there's a Japanese yokai that sounds like that thing he described. It's called Ushi-oni, lives in coastal areas, and is typically cruel and eats humans. So, yeah. OPs imaginary friend is a Japanese monster.

[@foul_ball7025]

Literally Saturn One Piece

[@leoleboss9414]

Literally Urumi Ushizaki from Touhou

[@Mjgaming54321]

I’m fairly certain that’s the plot of Yo-kai Watch

[@christianlewis9703]

Wait, that's the spider with the bull's head, right? Oh dear god, that's terrifying to think about. Though, maybe that OP is a Yo-Kai if he's seeing that beast. (Don't mind me, my inner Yo-Kai Watch fan side is kinda geeking out here.)

[@christianlewis9703]

@@Mjgaming54321 Oh. Also, ignore me deleting my original comment and then reposting it. My computer was being buggy and not putting it in the right spot for some reason.

[@z3iro383]

I was so unimaginative my imaginary friends were just cartoon characters I saw on TV, I'm envious of all the other little kids that had actual fun imaginary friends

[@SpaceyCatt]

Same my friend, same, don’t get me started on how I thought pinkie pie was evil

[@AbyanCookies]

Me too.....i have ryder from paw patrol as one of my imaginary friends...excpet in my imagination he can firebend

[@DustBunnysCoffee]

I used to have a lot during COVID 🦠💀 but all I have.. is Mondo 🐸

[@AwesomeYena]

Be happy you didn't have an imaginary cousin who was just you but with a high-pitched voice and had your name but with a y at the end. ...I was the one with the imaginary cousin.

[@stellariumhoshiiro]

When I was a little one of my imaginary friends was honestly just an incarnation of a confectionery mascot. He could turn into a superhero that manipulates chocolate in one comic strip I once read so I kinda just made up his own lore 💀

[@smart7928]

i had an imaginary pet iguana, except i genuinely believed it was real. i swore it lived under a log with a hole in it in the forest near my house and i used to pretend i went out to play with it. went back years later and looked under the log. it was a bit of styrofoam. i must have thought the texture looked like scales

[@lauraholmes2402]

You should never meet your heroes

[@WaffleKing7125]

I also had an imaginary pet: it was a cat named Grape. in kindergarten, I told my teacher about it who then brought it up with my parents. this probably confused them because we didn't have a cat; they told her which probably confused her. edit: my parents have said that there were a lot of other imaginary pets, but Grape's pretty much the only one I remember.

[@pastapocha5708]

this somehow feels very ghibli-like

[@SethÚasarune]

Would the same bit of styrofoam have still been there years later? Or did your iguana have a baby?

[@egan452]

​@@SethÚasarune styrofoam iguanas never die.

[@elliesteele2027]

Pretty sure I once had an imaginary friend that I banished to the core of the sun.

[@omegafish69]

What did he do to deserve such a fate?

[@icantthinkofahandleforyoutube]

Based /j

[@boba_wolfx]

well what did he ever do to you

[@foxcollias4444]

Best story

[@Cattail_From_PlantsVsZombies]

What did he do to deserve that punishment???? 😭😭😭

[@lauraanne341]

Mine was a bi-racial girl called Hayma. She had two homes: The horizon Under my granny's sink We did not get on

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

"home on the horizon" would be a brutal song title

[@Brendanowl]

🎶 oh yeah! I'm getting out from under granny's sink! Im going home on the horizooooon! 🎶

[@Wannabe_NightWing]

​@@Brendanowlwow I can just imagine it

[@ineedsleep09]

@@SmeddyTooBestChannelhear me out Solange is on vocals The strokes on everything else

[@handlesshouldntdefaulttonames]

this shit makes me laugh the most. i never had an imaginary friend (but I was obsessed with a sonic the hedgehog plush that I STILL have so there's that) but I can not imagine the intentional creation of a mental buddy and then you're just -not friends-

[@0Tension]

5:03 "boney akiki head emoji" had me rolling on the floor laughing. I HAVE A SORE THROAT FOR FCKS SAKE

[@jackfarnham-ks5zj]

0:55 I had an imaginary friend like this and I called him “The man with fish eyes” which freaked the fuck out of my parents

[@mrfrog0913]

The fish man with eyes implies the existance of the fish man without eyes. And that horrifies me.

[@Logitah]

Lovecraft is shuddering in his grave.

[@Dumanimations32]

...yeah,what is this?my English class? (We only really read gothic horror and stuff because my teacher loves it and we've finished the actual work for this term in like three weeks)

[@scientistservant]

... Peter Lorre?

[@AlgAlgorithm]

damn. I wanna see a creepypasta.

[@CaptainSouthbird]

I always love Matt's personal bits in these. The turn-to-milk-spit got me today.

[@harismirza6447]

That bit felt like it was made by caddicarus

[@Robins-hand-hurts]

When I was 2-7 I had an imaginary friend called Sally the Wolf (pretty bog-standard arctic fox) and I’d play with her all the time, and then tell my parents I’d been playing with her all the time. However I failed to tel them who Sally was, they just assumed she was a friend from nursery. This was fine until my parents came over to my nursery for one of those parent day things and they asked my teacher “so who’s this Sally our kid is always playing with?”. And my teacher told them “uuuh, we don’t have any kids here called Sally.” For years they were convinced I was seeing the ghost of my dead grandma.

[@埊]

maybe yor gandma turned into an arctic 狐狸 and so it conencts

[@weird_art_kid]

HELP 😭

[@allynpsych]

…

[@theresahaironthescreen]

Well, at least you didn't make a doll of her constructed out of an uncomfortably realistic wooden skeleton. Can't say the same for another Sally.

[@weird_art_kid]

@@theresahaironthescreen wait do you mean the sonic one? I remember seeing a video on that (SOME) Sonic fans are I think some of the most deranged people I’ve met

[@I_wish_upon_star]

9:06 that's too many bees, you shouldn't have tweeted about that many bees

[@SunnyOfficial5287]

Now that's a reference

[@DolusVulpes]

that's nothing a briefcase full of bees can't fix

[@YourSillySwampCritter]

@@SunnyOfficial5287We meet again!

[@YesGuy144p]

What is this? A crossover episode?

[@SunnyOfficial5287]

The references are adding up

[@Ruiislife]

I had an imaginary friend named "Vex". I came up with the name while in class in kindergarten, and he was a merman with stars for nipples, (took inspiration from Ariel from The Little Mermaid) and he had bright pink hair and we were "dating". Then one day I threw him into the river by my house.

[@illegallynamed]

Did he survive? Could he adapt to the lack of salt?

[@sewerside01142]

Relationship goals

[@Brass319]

When I was first learning how to tie my shoes I came up with an imaginary friend called "Tyo" and the sole thing that made him special (apart from the fact that he looked like McDonald's Grimace but with one giant eye and only two arms, a design I came up with without ever knowing about Grimace) was that he knew how to tie his shoes. I also vaguely rember the existence of one called "Doctor Pins and Needles" who knew how to cure pins and needles but wouldn't tell me (don't know what he looked like tho). I'm pretty sure there was at least one more but that's all I got

[@theresahaironthescreen]

So, could he breathe underwater or was he an air-breather?

[@noraf1913]

VEX NOOO

[@cybrtooth_]

When I was in preschool I had an imaginary friend named Fireball. Can you guess what it was? A fucking catapult that shot flaming diapers.

[@deecon1313]

💀

[@d1nodray]

💀

[@lilparmesancracker]

Boney akiki emoji

[@drrocketman7794]

That's hilarious!

[@Eclipse_With_Pawz]

💀

[@ParkerPikachu]

I had an imaginary friend named "ticklepants the hobo" I told my parents about him and they were fucking terrified

[@BunglebottomInc]

christ

[@Owen_Rubix]

Straight to imaginary prison 👮‍♂️

[@smallxplosion9546]

why was he called ‘ticklepants’

[@thomaskloos6409]

Nice quip

[@amandapanda5087]

💀

[@while_coyote]

I had an imaginary friend when I was 7 that was named “Boris” and he was a FNAF animatronic donkey that was pink (I played a lot of FNAF back then), I remember believing that Boris would banish me to the electric chair if I didn’t make my parents angry.

[@real_meme_amogus]

Did you try banishing him to the sun?

[@TheYoungDreamer-v1t]

I bet I can guess your age based on your comment. Not in a creepy way, of course.

[@kiti_cat524]

9:04 same energy as the [number redacted] wasps guy

[@medoesgames3145]

That's too many wasps to comment about, you shouldn't have commented about so many wasps!

[@mizukittyakinyama]

wtf man why did you comment about so many wasps?? that's too many wasps

[@autisticandproudsnephew3636]

That's far too many to post about

[@daanhuisman1040]

Was it worth it? Are you happy now that you've commented about that many wasps? Your willingness to defy all morality for a KZbin comment disgusts me.

[@DarthMolgy]

Context?

[@chunkofchunks]

Mine was a plate-armored knight named Mr. Business Man, and he refused to be called by anything except “Mister Man”. By plate armored I mean his armor consisted of various pieces of crockery and dinnerware. Whenever He was angry he emitted a tea kettle shriek that took the form of whatever song I had most recently heard and danced to the tune until he calmed down enough to stop dancing. One day he showed up wearing a Coast Guard uniform and told me that I was ready to be king of Spain and that another little boy needed business advice. Then he donned a Tricorne hat, wished me luck, sprinted into a tree and turned Into a can of baked beans with the Pepsi logo on it. Edit: further context. Never saw his face. But one time he took off his breastplate and if my memory is right, he was made of a collection of shopping bags newspaper clippings and chunks of rebar underneath the armor. His voice was generally kind of odd, more a mixture of bubbling water, rustling leaves and that sound the two ovular magnet things make when you clack them together. Really hard to explain the nuances of it but I had the distinct impression that he had an aggressively Eastern European accent. Only spoke on Sundays. Never could get him to explain why. Fun guy all around.

[@Degusbubi]

What

[@jackwilliams8399]

This feels like an scp

[@chunkofchunks]

@@Degusbubi Exactly what it says on the tin mate.

[@chunkofchunks]

@@jackwilliams8399 I was reading a lot of King and Grisham at the time, probably influenced things a bit.

[@enchanteddaisies]

That guy sounds rad

[@Meatburnt-iq1sr]

My imaginary friend was named Lito. I was then informed it was a nickname formerly used for a dead relative who had an untimely death.

[@rubolph1954]

well that is just haunting

[@埊]

礼头。

[@d1nodray]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@princembat]

my imaginary friend was boring, i have a cat beanie baby ive been obsessed with since before i can remember and i just imagined her talking to me and obviously i carried her everywhere with me (i still do, in my bag i carry everyday). she was very friendly and motherly and supportive. i turned her into an OC when i was like 7 and i still have her in some of my stories. i dont think i ever believed she was real though

[@TheYoungDreamer-v1t]

Her official name is Chip, by the way, in case you were wondering or you forgot. I wish I had her. I did, however, have a calico cat made by Ty, but she was a Beanie Buddy, which were bigger and stuffed with regular cotton. Her name was Chiko, which sounds strange for a girl’s name, and she wore a pale yellow ribbon around her neck. Her fur was very downy and soft, too. I still have her along with all my other stuffed animals, so back in 2020, when I got my two actual cats, I decided to show her to one of them. He didn’t take too kindly to her, so he just shoved her out of his way!

[@shedmovv]

Had an imaginary friend called 'X-ray' once, I didn't do anything to him all I did was say his name because I thought it was cool.

[@wanderer_808]

love your pfp :)

[@willcomeback11]

I hope you didn't do anything TO him ☠️

[@shellyinbox]

off topic kinda but ur pfp is cute :3

[@Lalita_Luna]

yay

[@koolaid33]

Not me but my sister had an imaginary friend, don't remember his name but he was.. purple. Like, that was his thing, his skin was purple, clothes were purple, the guy was purple. She would occasionally reserve seats for him in the car, at the dining table, and on the couch, but the weirdest part was that she had her own made-up language with him. She would "talk" to her imaginary purple guy (before FNAF existed) in complete gibberish, no coherent words spoken, and we'd ask her "what was that?" And she would tell us we "didn't get it."

[@mossofthemoon]

This is my favorite one

[@gmac3296]

the fnaf books be like

[@chetapace79]

She playing too much fnaf

[@catmaya234]

​@@chetapace79 They said it was before Fnaf existed

[@Jell_DoesStuff]

Grimace

[@alexandertuvfessoncohen4588]

The Royal College of cardiologists does not approve of the sprinkling of our members dead or alive upon pasta. 0:17

[@Baconz101]

You can’t tell me what to do!

[@alexandertuvfessoncohen4588]

@@Baconz101 we are at the Royal College of cardiologists, believe that the sprinkling of any of our members upon pasta is a great humiliation and degradation of our members. We ask you only to remain civilised and not use our members as a seasoning.

[@VictorianWaistcoat]

That _completely_ ruins my dinner plans for this evening. Do you _want_ me to starve??

[@alexandertuvfessoncohen4588]

@@VictorianWaistcoat we advise you to use cardiac patients

[@VictorianWaistcoat]

@@alexandertuvfessoncohen4588 That should make a good substitute. Thank you

[@KoboldPip]

Some of these kids straight up summoned Cryptids into the world with their imagination

[@mountainbeatle98]

4:03 When I find myself in times of trouble, a 6-foot-tall bald eagle with human characteristics wearing a graduation cap comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be.

[@DehydratedDarkness]

Bro is THE American if such things happen to him

[@magicender8]

Wow, I didn’t know Paul’s mom looked like that.

[@CircusRope001]

What a homie

[@mountainbeatle98]

@@magicender8 LMAO

[@dashcamandy2242]

"Letter B, Letter B..." Oh wait, that was "The Beetles" on Sesame Street. DashCamAndy CHILDHOOD MEMORY UNLOCKED! kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZ65lWx8ZsuKZpI

[@DiamondPersian]

That Ground Chuck bit is HILARIOUS! Well done older brother, making your siblings feel seen AND horrified.

[@ElizabethBattle]

That absolutely killed me, too😂

[@escchristian593]

RIP Harold Bugg, Poocock Peacock, Chuck, Alice, Shaggy, Cogie and Tony Rygel. You left too early. We will remember you.😢

[@carterdunlap9957]

You forgot Chuck! He was ground up by a lawn mower and sold in a grocery store!

[@Keznen]

Don't forget poor Alice and Shaggy, betrayed and murdered by their only friends.

[@Keznen]

Oh, and Cogie, who shriveled up and died.

[@dondobbs9302]

@@Keznen But made for a fine pasta topping.

[@escchristian593]

Thank you all! Included them

[@libertyprime3827]

7:10 "Aw look darling, our son is drawing his imaginary fr- *IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?!"*

[@Enchantedzenny]

My imaginary friend was named bob, every time I didn't think about him, he'd go to hell...

[@lauraholmes2402]

What?

[@Katto846]

😂😂😂lol

[@julesmiles666]

Damn that was rough, for both of you!

[@Widdekuu91]

My sister's friend was a girl, mine was a horse. Her friend told her to harm us, she whispered about it in the basement of our appartmentcomplex. Dad made her end the friendship, with drawings, a whole goodbye-ceremony, as far as I recall.

[@mxanthrope852]

So how often was he in hell

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315]

7:00 ♪Bubbles's mom has got it goin' on♪

[@ColinAnimate]

BUBBLE CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Topaz_1027]

I know it might be wrong but I’m in love with bubbles mom.

[@AbyanCookies]

BUBBLE FROM BFDI?

[@EpicStickFigure1349]

@AbyanCookies I ate her

[@GatorBoyDilopho]

YES THIS WHOLE VID still reminds me of the “Mr skinny legs wants to find you bit “💀

[@-roachperson-]

Still haunts me to this very day

[@squid2039]

can you explain 😭

[@ThymeLeaves_]

STOP 😭😭

[@nameless.402]

​@@squid2039 I think it's from peppa pig

[@GatorBoyDilopho]

@@squid2039 another creepy kid bit he talked about, but the parent didn’t know the kid was talking about a spider from peppa pig

[@managerdante]

1:55 *Goodbye, Alice.*

[@roach5367]

I was a lonely child and had many imaginary friends. I still miss my lovely, sweet dragon named Puffle who one day told me he had to leave and couldn’t return. I handled it very maturely but internally I was devastated when he took off and flew into the horizon. I had many other dragons, but I think he was the first. I hope he’s doing well, wherever he is.

[@anoukdevries8144]

I had an imaginary friend called Zoma. She was a ginger dark-skinned little girl who originally came from mirror world Africa but was adopted to mirror world Finland where I live. Mirror people wasn't allowed to be on my side of the mirror, so Zoma could only jump true reflective surfaces to my side if no other mirror people were watching. Somone else's reflection could be a mirror person that might see her breaking their law. And so, to make sure Zoma didn't get caught playing with me I always had to be alone when she jumped over from a reflective surface to my side. I was terrified of ghost and practically skeletons when I was little. The fact that I apparently was best friends with bloody marry back then, I didn't even find remotely questionable or creepy as a child. Also, there's a horror game with almost the same name as her now.

[@AlgAlgorithm]

💀

[@isitsweet9567]

Kids' concepts of "creepy" are different from adults'. Everything that's your friend is your friend. Everything that wants to hurt you is obviously scary. Also, I don't remember seeing any comments saying "I'm from Finland" before about a year ago. Now for some reason I've seen way more.

[@LeanAndMean44]

@@AlgAlgorithmBoney Akiki head

[@JustSomeoneHi]

@@isitsweet9567 *the Finns have invaded*

[@Meckolo]

Wasn’t there an episode of adventure time like this

[@CoiBoiKoi717]

When I first went to the hospital, I named the iv stand I had to take with me everywhere. I gave it this long and complex name that I hardly remember. I suppose I was like 'whelp I'm stuck with you, guess we have to be friends!' and I recall really missing him when I left the hospital. I was nine or so.

[@wikkidwizerd]

IV stand a real one

[@merobiba413]

@@wikkidwizerd if no one got me, i know the IV stand got me

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

you're so real for that bro, i also went to the hospital when i was nine-ish and had an iv, i wish i was that creative when i was there lol

[@Odorokasu]

I still do this. Lol

[@Cecnorthernohio]

I remember having "Mr. IV pump" at age 4

[@JayEverdeenValentine]

8:02 HIS NAME WAS TONY RYGEL 💀 I cant stop laughing

[@Chekmate-em3mc]

His name was Tony rygel

[@ViscoChuu]

Tony Rygel died AND YOU ARE LAUGHING 😭😭😭

[@tocklehop7449]

6:00 Michael Jackson and Prince Eric are basically the exact same as my sister’s “Bert” Bert was her abusive ex-boyfriend who would call her on her “phone” (her hand) and say things that would get a reaction like “BERT! you can’t do that!” She would talk about how she dumped him and got a husband (I forget his name.) She was about 4 or 5 at the time 💀

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Ummmmm was everything ok at home as a kid or....

[@ethereal_doodles7120]

I once made up SEVEN imaginary friends on the spot bc I didn't want to seem boring to my babysitter

[@WoodlouseFairy]

Real asf

[@MrNosyNeasy]

What were the names of the imaginary friends

[@ethereal_doodles7120]

I don't even remember, I was like six 💀

[@noyz-anything]

"NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!" The seven imaginary souls:

[@40Ccents]

i find it funny how some people when they get bored of their imaginary friends, they just killed them

[@CopperBrownie]

"Goodbye, Alice."

[@puddlesgachayt3189]

I had an imaginary friend as a child named Angel. She was dressed in a nurses outfit and a nurse cap with a big red cross on it, she also had wings and a halo. She was really motherly & sweet. I always talked to her before or after school.

[@BeanKally]

My imaginary friend when I was younger was an 8 foot tall cheese sandwich I named Jeff, you know maybe my parents shoulda known I was schizophrenic sooner 😭 I miss Jeff every day

[@mastercrow19]

RIP Jeff

[@mrfrog0913]

Jeff is such an unsupportive friend though, he goes away every time you take your meds!

[@addysart5027]

I miss cubby from jake and the neverland pirates. He was my imaginary friend until 13ish. Now I just see shadowy blobs.

[@bennyfrohna7675]

you can be with him again every time you eat a cheese sandwich

[@TheSleepySev]

@@addysart5027 DUDEEE I loved that show!!!

[@Toolyzooly]

My auntie had an imaginary friend called “hairy legs” and it had a gf… she was called “scary legs”

[@JamesQMurphy]

Backstory: When Hairy Met Scary

[@892ffffff]

best ship ever

[@sylph8005]

@@JamesQMurphy Can men and women really just be imaginary friends?

[@KoalaProductions]

@@JamesQMurphy what is that

[@Toolyzooly]

@@sylph8005 what😭

[@aaaaaaae-aae]

I don't remember having an imaginary friend named Christina, but my mom remembers all of my complaints about Christina's behavior. Such as, "Mom, Christina made all of my Barbies NAKED and put them in a pile in the closet with the Army Men!" Once, I made a mud pie for my parents with bright red berries that Christina had insisted we pick and add to the recipe, turns out they were poisonous. My mom heard Madonna's single "Like a Virgin" (forbidden in my house, but which I thought was about olive oil) playing in my room, and, you guessed it - it wasn't me, it was just that it was Christina's favorite song. She was Italian and just really loved pasta. One day my mom heard me shouting, "CHRISTINA! STOP THAT! We do NOT touch the dog in the BUTTHOLE!" I was quite angry. This was apparently this was the breaking point for our friendship. My mom asked me why Christina hadn't been around lately and I said she had some personal problems and had gone to live with her grandparents in Queens. (I grew up in Arizona and hadn't been to New York, so that detail was a bit weird.) To this day, I end friendships IMMEDIATELY with anyone who touches dogs' buttholes. That shit is NOT okay.

[@apickleinthesea8729]

Chistina seems like quite the friend 💀

[@foxinabox5103]

Oh this is gooood

[@埊]

wahat about fiends whod tauch 犬s rhods?

[@aaaaaaae-aae]

@@埊​​⁠consenting adults? I don’t judge, just wash hands please🖐️🧼🤚

[@WaffleKing7125]

1:07 speaking of business birds, the Mandarin word for penguin is composed of the characters "business goose".

[@WaffleKing7125]

business birds would be an epic band name btw.

[@FoldedSheep]

I had one named Freddy that drove me to McDonald’s and picture this: I was having a sleepover with my uncle and my brother- it was the middle of the night and I said (mind you, I was 5/6) “Freddy’s Taking Us To Macdonalds!” In My Sleep. (My uncle was scared of things like that)

[@FoldedSheep]

I was an incredibly strange child-

[@mrfrog0913]

My uncle and my brother can mean two things, that both your brother and your uncle were there. Or that your brother and your uncle are the same person. Are you perhaps from Alabama, because that would explain everything.

[@arthurgabriel2625]

Were your imaginary friend an animatronic bear, perchance?

[@FoldedSheep]

@@arthurgabriel2625 unfortunately not

[@FoldedSheep]

@@mrfrog0913 they were both there,

[@mildlymarvelous]

I had an imaginary husband named Kevin, he was a six foot tall orange penguin whose catchphrase was (in a deep voice) “BE NICE.” We had a number of children, who were all penguins. Only one of them was adopted. I grew out of Kevin gradually. Years later, I realized I hadn’t seen him in a while, and tried to interact with him again. But the magic was gone, and it just wasn’t the same. I pleaded for him to stay, but the last I saw of him, he was driving away through a traffic light in a pickup truck. So I guess it canonically ended with us getting divorced???

[@spaghettimist]

Damn did he take the kids too?

[@mildlymarvelous]

@@spaghettimist Unclear, but I don’t have imaginary kids anymore either (unless you count their corresponding stuffed animals) so…?

[@cherrycherriecherie]

oh my god. i also had an imaginary husband named kevin. we met at an aquarium when i got my plunger stuck on his head. (long story.) kevin was a bum actually

[@JonasC22]

"Poocock Peacock" is one of the funniest things i've heard in a while.

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

A peacock that smells like poo

[@JonasC22]

@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 a poocock that smells like pea

[@SleepingontheLavenderHaze]

​@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 And looks like cock

[@nathminegirl2933]

4:50 Boney Akiki, the lost brother of Sans and Papyrus

[@MintyDoesStuff_official]

YESSSS 😭

[@wickstegman3471]

@@MintyDoesStuff_officialNYEHEHEHEH

[@mrs-dickey]

babybones

[@Nanuks_Fun_Zone]

My imaginary friend was literally just a tiny version of Markiplier. He would sit on my shoulder and do commentaries of what I was currently doing. I was in the sixth grade when this happened lol.

[@antonionegrea3554]

That sounds so cool

[@real_meme_amogus]

"hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and today we are sitting on the shoulder of this sixth grader"

[@BUMBL3_B3AN]

I once had an imaginary pet who would do normal pet things like eat treats, take naps, beg for food ect, one night imaginary pet and I were going to sleep and it leaned over and spoke in the voice of a 6 year old girl "good night ____" it never spoke again

[@just_a_bonsai_tree]

that is terrifying

[@RedheadedWildflower]

I would have been shitting bricks 💀

[@litessbu]

Is the blank a stand in for your first name, but you don’t want to put that information out on the internet? If so, I respect it.

[@BUMBL3_B3AN]

@@litessbu Yeah

[@litessbu]

@@BUMBL3_B3AN Mad respect

[@Da-Yeeter]

I had an imaginary friend named Peter, he was just me, and whenever I was sad, I talked to myself.💀

[@Vanta526]

Peter Griffin?!1?!!

[@danielhaycroft1597]

thats not an imaginary friend thats just regular behaviour for any depressed person.

[@Da-Yeeter]

@@Vanta526no, but my name is literally Peter so it’s that much more of a skull emoji!,💀

[@Da-Yeeter]

@@danielhaycroft1597well that’s nice.

[@M._.cxbain]

That is the saddest thing ever and I love it

[@SomeAlienYouDontKnow]

This is horrifying and I love it 3:28

[@vadimplays4949]

1:19 Buisness duck is a real gangster 😎

[@nataliadamian9376]

Fr

[@johndecosta2582]

Ong

[@Idk_Shinobu]

Real 😭

[@nordicshredder4128]

isn't the mandarin translation for penguin buisness goose, not a duck but still similar

[@callmesantos9244]

Not sure if this is an imaginary friend but many years ago I once befriended a trash bin and he would talk to me💀💀(the same way how puppeteers make their puppets talk, but for me I just open and close the bin to make it talk, idk what was going on in my young brain💀)

[@joransybi]

BONEY AKIKI EMOJIIIII

[@cuckoobrain7999]

That's adorable

[@anoukdevries8144]

I don't know, it's kind of wholesome, trash bins might want friends too.

[@YTCat123]

That’s so wholesome whag

[@ranivacar]

same but it was our toilet. I called him Hunchy. I was 3

[@BacteriaTheBacteria]

Mine was a black cat who walked on two legs, named Mr. Kitty, and he was friends with my real cat, named Mrs. Kitty. (R.I.P) Oh and also there was Pedro i guess. Pedro the plant.

[@Chuusuisetsujojutsu]

Pedro the plant’s a real G

[@real_meme_amogus]

"hi, I'm Pedro, Pedro the plant"

[@tinfoil_pasta]

This video reawakened my memories of my imaginary friend. They didn't really have a name. They were just called Black Dog/White Dog. They had the body of an actual human man wearing a suit but the head of a cartoon dog. They had two forms; White Dog, who was male and was the nice part, and Black Dog, who was female and was mean. Black Dog would make me do bad things and berate me, then when I got in trouble for doing them, White Dog would comfort me. I had them all the way up until middle school. Actually, I also remember that White Dog was sometimes called Samuel because that was his name when he used to be human.

[@_AstaLily]

My imaginary friend was Marianna (pronounced Meer-ee-ana). She filled the role of that person that ran alongside your car when your parents drove, and she came with me to every restaurant dinner we had. I think my parents were sick of me saving a seat for her at every meal. So anyway, now that I’m an author I have characters living in my head, so I guess you could say I never really grew out of it.

[@FinnDanger-e3v]

Invole Marianna in book

[@_AstaLily]

@@FinnDanger-e3v Come to think of it it would be cool to give her a cameo, yeah 😅

[@FinnDanger-e3v]

@@_AstaLily inform me if you ever release a piece of literature with her in it, as I would like to read it.

[@julesmiles666]

Ohh we also had imaginary friends running beside the car w my brother; a tiny gradpa and a tiny grandma but they were on a leash jumping obstacles and parkouring on the railings etc.

[@viljamtheninja]

"She filled the role of that person that ran alongside your car when your parents drove" Man, I always thought I was the only one who did that, until I read about it in a Jack Kerouac novel which took place in his childhood. This is the second time I've seen someone else talk about it.

[@Autistic_Pixie]

I apparently had an imaginary horse called Clip-Clop when I was really really young, and my mum would have to tie him to the tow-bar of the car before we went anywhere. Anyway apparently one day my undiagnosed autistic ass had a meltdown because mum ran over Clip-Clop and killed him. I don’t remember that, I think I was too young. I do remember, however, I had two imaginary friends when I was in primary school. Their names were Annabel and Elisha. Annabel was French and did ballet, and Elisha was Japanese and did karate (nice stereotypes young me). My favourite games to play with them were “ballerina” where I’d pretend we were ballerinas in a ballet production, “ninjas”, where I’d pretend we were good ninjas who had to fight off evil ninjas, and “angels vs. demons”, because I was a small Christian child, where we became angels and we had to fight demons to protect heaven, using the power of music. One of us played the golden harp, one played the golden flute, and one sang with an angelic voice to fight off the evil demons. Then the Queen of the angels would thank us for our help and we’d head home. Honestly I’d love to write a book about them.

[@scribblecloud]

NOOOOO CLIPCLOP

[@sorryiateyourgoldfish]

please do, that would make a brilliant short story by itself

[@EndSeaTea]

if you write a book please include clip clop somewhere in there

[@geoffabbythomas7293]

R.I.P clip clop ???-???

[@personwholovesailorm]

When I was four, I had an imaginary friend named "Ring". She looked remarkably like my younger sister, who wouldn't be born until four years later when I was eight, except she had rainbow hair and a gold necklace. Even more remarkably I never told my sister about Ring until she made a self-insert OC with rainbow hair and a gold necklace. To this day I can't explain it other than as a ridiculous coincidence. Because any other alternative is too existentially terrifying for me to entertain...

[@denisekyles4299]

Holy-

[@hoppybirdy6967]

I could be way off base here, but it sounds really wholesome to think that your little sister may have decided to join your family and hang out with you before she was born.

[@girlpower_gacha]

I think she wasn’t entirely imaginary

[@mamalui6835]

My imaginary friend was a sentient blue box on wheels which housed Rubik’s Cubes, plasma, KZbinr OCs, and object shows.

[@carolekelly2688]

Never have I seen such a specific combination of pop culture related things.

[@JM-sc2fu]

I had an imaginary friend called “Mr. shadows” he was basically a tall black silhouette of a man (horror movie kid vibes I know). But he was fairly nice. He ate spiders, didn’t talk much, and was the guy I’d imagine doing parkour out the window when I was in the car.

[@Xeorboom]

did everyone have a parkour guy except me?! I thought it was just a weird thing only my brother made up!

[@instant_mint]

Parkour guy triggered some deep memory in me now 😂

[@KoalaProductions]

@@Xeorboom i had a flying superhero dog out the car window

[@Aconspiracyofravens1]

We love parkour guy

[@mirandawyatt77]

I had two imaginary dogs. It all started when I jokingly used “pet’s name” as a security question on some website knowing full well I’d never had a pet. So I made one up. I named my imaginary dogs Butt Cheeks (butty for short) and Sergeant Soft Tail (pronounced thergeant thoft tail because I had just gotten braces and had a lisp). As time when on, I promoted Sergeant Soft Tail through the ranks. One was a labradoodle and the other a Jack Russell but I don’t remember which was which.

[@julymonarchy7341]

what rank was soft tail in the end

[@mirandawyatt77]

@@julymonarchy7341 I think he made it to major but I don’t remember for sure

[@soulless-fool]

not really an imaginary friend, but i've been seeing this one guy in my dreams since i was a little kid. he looks like a normal guy, he has dirty blonde hair and wears green flannel and blue jeans. a few years ago i started seeing him in real life for some reason, like he'd just be staring at me from the corners of rooms sometimes. i always called him jordan. not sure why, but i just knew deep down that that was his name. well one day i was talking to my dad and somehow we got to talking about his uncle danny, who i had never met before. he showed me a picture of him, and to my utter shock and horror, he looked almost exactly like jordan. his uncle died 8 years before i was born.

[@unknownvesselelenadediego4236]

Woah. That reminded me of an old friend who also ad an imaginary friend called Jordan. He was also blonde, and ad three friends that i don't remember the names of.

[@AzaelRulz]

I think it had to do with the family Pokémon obsession, but I had an Imaginary friend named Aquablu which was basically just an off-brand blue Oshawott-Vaporeon fusion thing.

[@everdale_stormz]

skull emoji…. I never had an imaginary friend, but I had imaginary pets instead.

[@escchristian593]

Tell us a story please

[@unikornsandsatan]

me too, i had a Chesapeake Bay Retriever named Lily, a Jack Russell Terrier that i can not remember the name of and a grey kitten named Smokey.

[@Dogieluver09]

same

[@linnylinlinlin]

Most of my imaginary friends were dogs, horses, and dragons.

[@everdale_stormz]

@@linnylinlinlin nah same

[@swaritho6294]

3:55 gale's so real the only thing making him imaginary is the fact he's imaginary.

[@IronSharpensIronOfficial]

True 😔

[@beckys.8897]

@@IronSharpensIronOfficial true

[@raxusveritas]

Boney Akini head emoji 💀

[@Jinxprincess13]

Man, my imaginary friends were boring. Just made up kids from school who were actually nice to me.

[@LiterallyMeGuys]

When I was somewhere between 2-5, I apparently had an imaginary friend called “My Real Baby Puppy” who I have no memories of whatsoever but when I try to imagine her, I imagine just a cartoony puppy with each limb colored a random neon color. Now that I think about it, I probably came up with her cuz of one of my dog themed coloring books. Of course there was also my imaginary demons as I call them. These imaginary demons were “Nemo” (he was huge, he floated, and he would always say: “I’m gonna find you”), another was an unnamed dark figure who would just look at me. Lastly, there was who I call “The Ankle-biter” (I think I used to have a name for her but I don’t remember it), she had a white and gray color palette, she was rlly short like a human toddler, and she had sharp teeth. She lived under my blankets and would try to bite my feet/legs. *Edit:* 3 weeks later I js remembered another one!!! I had an imaginary group of the evil gremlins from the gremlin movie that lived in the bathtub. I forgot how long they were there for but I eventually befriended and made peace with them and they disappeared.

[@laayiv9449]

Icelandic Christmas folklore be like: (In all seriousness you sound like you were a cool child)

[@sepiasnakesigil]

Don't care for those demons in the slightest.

[@LiterallyMeGuys]

@@laayiv9449 haha thanks

[@jacquelinewarner-smith1770]

I had a whole host of imaginary friends. Mostly fairies and pixies and whatever. My weirdest imaginary friend, however, was a rather cute monstrosity named Cagidielmo (Ka-jee-dye-ell-mo). He had the head of a cat, the neck of a giraffe, the body of a dinosaur (specifically a brontosaurus), the feet of an elephant, and the tail of a monkey. He was extremely chill.

[@usertedi]

i can’t even imagine all those things at once oh my god

[@jacquelinewarner-smith1770]

@@usertedi Yeah, 7-year-old me was on some shit 🤣

[@Dat-fox-in-a-box]

This is some Cthulhu mythos type shit

[@TheBeaz3]

You know when people would cheer defense at sport events? Well, my imaginary friend was the guy they were cheering for. His name was Defense, and he lived on the moon.

[@SirStarKat]

Omg I love that 😂

[@lobsternc5706]

Every match he looks down from the moon and goes: “they love me!”

[@DiscardedEmber]

I had "The tall Man" who'd stand over my bed while I was falling asleep. Fucking terrified me as a kid. I now realize he was a hallucination caused by me slightly overdosing on Children's Benadryl

[@ambermillerrr]

is he like a variation of the hat man or something

[@DiscardedEmber]

@@ambermillerrr Apparently

[@soybean5512]

I had an imaginary friend called "Rosey", this is her backstory... One night, when I was five, I saw the clear form of a shadow-like cat on the end of my bed, It ran off from my bed and chased the "cat" where it quickly vanished down the drain of the sink. At the time mistook it for a black kitten we had rescued and later gave away, hence the name. I would hallucinate shadow people at night and experienced excruciating night terrors, so with my childlike reasoning, I assumed she must have been a woman who could shapeshift into a cat. As I'm typing this, I realise I was a severely deranged child. It doesn't help that I imagined her as a lithe woman with alabaster skin, vibrant scarlet hair and black - or red - eyes. I would eagerly await her arrival and tell my parents that she would - "visit me tonight" because of black scuff marks on the walls. ?????

[@denisekyles4299]

I can't even imagine the amount of money spent on therapy

[@VoidStaresback]

That's not an imaginary friend that is a demon

[@awomancalledonion]

@@VoidStaresback Yeah, I wonder if those may have been some demons, hallucinations, or both.

[@na-ky8ou]

​@@awomancalledonion Since demons aren't real, there's nothing to ask

[@P1nk_C0ffinG1rl]

7:09 IM SHITTING BRICKS😭

[@James-2248]

Kid was friends with the grim reaper. Straight up Billy and Mandy

[@SkooolBoi]

Bros friend was NOT imaginary

[@Zayn2213]

Meet BUROOSE :D

[@Parthgamer123]

are you okay??

[@aliciagallegos-alamillo6720]

That music sounds familiar

[@ICL27]

I've never had an imaginary friend but I can imagine the painful feeling of no longer sharing moments with your beloved Tony Rygel. May he rest in peace 🕊️.

[@TheGuacamoleGremlin]

When I was younger I had an imaginary friend who was an old man, and the only things I can remember is that he wore a blue suit, he was short, and he had a size-shifting car. I was also jealous of him for some reason.

[@BirdieNoodle]

Had an imaginary friend called Silus A knight who’s also an elf but could only speak Japanese I don’t even know any Japanese

[@RubyChocoCookie]

"Watashi wa... Silus desu."

[@pastapocha5708]

he sounds cool

[@BirdieNoodle]

Idk I might put him on my community posts at some point

[@R3d_w0lf26]

Mind if I steal this for a book?

[@Humanwithtinychickenfeet]

My imaginary friend also spoke some other language i made up but couldn't understand. His name was frank and he looked like a packman ghost with little stick legs. He had a dog shaped like a basketball. He drove off on his motorcycle and i never saw him again

[@YoylecakeJ]

Kids are just insanely wild in general 💀

[@L1tt3r_b0x]

Where did you come from?

[@Feather-OSC]

WOAHHHVYOU WATCH MATT ROSE

[@KrmalDemonbyKhlon]

Is that the object show milkshake from earth,q,,d,soju!1!1!1!1

[@AviationAndRobloxFan]

Nah but real💀

[@YoylecakeJ]

Aren't OCs just imaginary friends...?

[@lightningbolt9155]

I had an imaginary friend named Matt. He talked about random Reddit things.

[@Britannic_Gaming]

🤔I guess the imaginary friend became real or we all collective believe he's real💀

[@foul_ball7025]

Damn, me too ... wait a minute-

[@ava_ava_ava_ava_ava]

Same, actually! I think he liked Mondays or something, something about "Matt Toes Monday" I think.

[@mollysministuff]

I haven't grown out of that phase yet

[@kelpstorm]

thats the most horrifying one yet, im so glad matt isnt real

[@atlaslovesedm8704]

im making sexy salomon and the curtain child a canon band in my oc universe. spoiled lemon style

[@toastedlegend2108]

I love my imaginary friend Gregory the flesh kangaroo who spoke in an overly British accent

[@thekingofdinos8518]

4:30 If I had a nickel for every time someone said that "chin-chin" meant penis in Japanese in a Matt Rose video, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

[@viljamtheninja]

Chin-chin is also a French variant of "cheers" (meant to emulate the sound of glasses clinking together); drinking with French and Japanese people in Japan was always a riot.

[@VictorianWaistcoat]

I see you are a person of culture

[@Vanta526]

I only have one nickel.

[@Parthgamer123]

dunno about the other time but I saw a meme before about it

[@thekingofdinos8518]

@@Parthgamer123 the other time was in Matt's nice vs. naughty cats of the week video.

[@desc3nd1ng-k]

i never had imaginary friends and i thought i was weird for it 💀💀

[@AlastorsMessedUpHaircut]

real except it was just sans undertale

[@taiyakiemu]

@@AlastorsMessedUpHaircut MIZUKI PFP SPOTTED????

[@AlastorsMessedUpHaircut]

@@taiyakiemu SAJKDHLSJAKH FELLOW MIZUKI ENJOYER!!11!11!111!!!!

[@taiyakiemu]

@@AlastorsMessedUpHaircut MIZUKI APPRECIATION GANG RISE UP (REAL)

[@Scypek]

I'm not sure where I learned about the concept of imaginary friend, but I'm pretty sure I just lied about having one.

[@CasperDoodles008]

I had an imaginary friend named "Mama Dollar" and she was a rich woman who liked to wear green and blue diamond encrusted things. Genuinely no idea why I named her that, I think my 6 year old brain heard something similar in a movie and thought it was funny

[@FrilledMayfly_AmberlyFerrule]

The earliest one I remember having was the Geico lizard and he lived in my brain which was a white room which was my brain. In that room he could monitor memories and lock bad ones in some metal vault with chains in the corner of my mind. I wonder if he’s still in there… deep down Anyways whenever I think of this I automatically think of the “I like your funny words magic man” meme, that’s probably all little me thought when seeing those commercials, and maybe also “yeah he’s smart, he should be in charge of my brain”

[@denisekyles4299]

Nah dudes too smart to understand the weird shit that happens in a five year old's brain

[@pooferfloofer]

DUDE. YOU HAD THE WHITE ROOM THING TOO??? When I was in elementary school paul hollywood would randomly pop up in there and I'd beat the shit out of him for some reason (I am now diagnosed with 5 mental disorders)

[@FrilledMayfly_AmberlyFerrule]

@@pooferfloofer I now have many worlds that represent my brain and various parts of me, but also still kinda have “imaginary friends” who are just my characters but I talk to them. One of them helped me significantly through a few years of extreme depression…! Sometimes ya just gotta work with what you got, and sometimes it starts as an empty white room with a talking lizard

[@SuperanonymousUhhuh-pc1li]

@@FrilledMayfly_AmberlyFerrule sounds like MADD (Maladaptive Daydreaming Disorder) you should look it up. I have it as well

[@Dat-fox-in-a-box]

@@FrilledMayfly_AmberlyFerruledid you perhaps watch inside out as a kid?

[@BontrasSnide]

I had loads of imaginary friends as a kid, and I will never forgive myself for forgetting their names, but they were all very important to me. The one I remember best is this little boy with kind of haunting silver-blue eyes that were actually brown He had pale-fair skin, brown to dark brown mid-length hair with little glints of gold in the sunlight, and this young face that feels old to me but was very young on him. He wore plain but colorful t-shirts and varying types of bottoms depending. I really liked him.

[@DefNotEnder]

I had loads too but I remember their names since most of them were existing characters - Alex the Noob: you had to watch the series to understand - Victoria Vex: just a Minecraft vex that was chill - Blazicken: don’t think I spelled that right but I told everyone he was my older brother - Torchic: just a Torchic that survived being flushed down the toilet and would have nightmares that introduced new imaginary friends (idk) - Mewtwo: I remember nothing about him just that he was a Mewtwo - Cozy Glow: she was the Pokémon Bisharp but she was also a Pharoh later in the “imaginary friend lore” and she was purple and a rook instead of a Bishop - Luke: a Lucario that lived in one of the pyramids in Egypt (I had an Egypt phase) and had two cats but all I remember was that one of them was a mummy cat - Rainbow: The Tarr from Slime Rancher (existed before Victoria Vex) he was nice but he still ate slimes and I remember my cousin had one named Rainbow that was just a rainbow Darkrai: don’t remember what he did but he sure was there (I remember I could even become him somehow)

[@BontrasSnide]

@@DefNotEnder, Mine were all just random people with typical names, honestly, but those sound cool! I keep thinking the main one of mine’s name was Arry, but I know that’s not it because he just looked like a kid I knew named Arry and I kept thinking “No, that’s not him, his name was different”

[@molliemattock3715]

I had an imaginary friend who was very tall and skinny (you could see his bones) he crawled on all fours he had black eyes that bled black liquid along with a gaping mouth that acted like a vaccum on command. He didn't have a name or speak, but he would play with me when i was bored.

[@usertedi]

what would you be using the.. vacuum mouth for?

[@molliemattock3715]

@usertedi he used to clean up so I didn't have to

[@kelpstorm]

thats...weirdly wholesome? your typical creepy horror humanoid but instead of hurting anyone, all he does is play with kids and keep them company :3 i love that

[@usertedi]

@@molliemattock3715 ah that makes sense, honestly i would love a personal cleaner

[@leospruance-kryselmire5241]

I had one named Invisible Friend, and I couldn't see him or interact with him, I just knew he was there, like some kind of weird ghost or something.

[@DoubleTroubleCosplay]

I used to have these things called sinner babies. They kinda looked like cherubs and they had big white wings and diapers. They lived inside ceiling fans and hid in trash and when spotted by a human. Oh! And if they are blueberries, they would explode. But strawberries were fine. I originally wanted them to explode by eating strawberries but then remembered, I like strawberries but am not a fan of blueberries. So therefore blueberries are deadly to sinner babies. I would talk about these all the time when I was younger. I was a maniac

[@ElizabethBattle]

I think Sinner Babies opened for Rob Zombie once.

[@Drumingwithhank]

I had an imaginary friend, his name was gus. Completely normal guy but with crab hands. And an army green shirt. Really cool guy

[@tessacrosson]

my imaginary friend was "mr smiles" a very nice bunny-man-hyena-thing, he always smiled and i don't quite remember exactly what he looked like but he enjoyed hiding under my brothers bed (we had a bunk bed) and i would check on him every night but when i turned 10, we moved and i got a bed on the ground and mr smiles was gone

[@ubblebungus]

good riddance holy fuuckkk

[@cheyblake2475]

7:11, is that a grim reaper?…

[@Chekmate-em3mc]

The Mr incredible music😭🙏

[@NaveeSeal]

​@@Chekmate-em3mcfun fact: the song originated from the suicidemouse creepypasta video

[@Chekmate-em3mc]

@ cool

[@prageruwu69]

no that's bruce

[@debbiegeu72]

What the fuck

[@BrickfistYT]

I has an imaginary family, I had two children named Emily and George, and a wife named Annie, I remember shopping at the dollar store and accidentally telling the cashier about my “wife” I never spoke of it again.

[@catsungdae]

how old were you when you made that mistake with the cashier? the imagery of a little kid saying something like that casually is REALLY funny 😭😭

[@BrickfistYT]

@@catsungdae I was probably 4 or 5 😆 The cashier thought it was so funny but my toddler brain thought she was laughing at me, not with my mother who was hysterical 😭

[@GummitMan]

When I was young I had an imaginary friend called Daddy PooPoo who was just my dad but mean and brown. My dad always used to ask if he was real where was he and I would always say he lived in America.

[@Keznen]

That's hilarious. LOL

[@extra_dice]

Me and my group of friends had another group of imaginary friends. Some highlights included Mr. Wind, Mama Triangle, and the Sand Child. Anytime anything went wrong, we'd blame Mr wind. Mr. Wind was married to Mama Triangle, who was some kind of protector figure if I remember correctly. The sand child was an environmentalist who would hide in the sand and grab tourist's ankles. They had some deep lore, but I've forgotten most of it

[@m1zu_ak1yama]

i love this

[@theresahaironthescreen]

Did the sand child look like any other guy? They sound like they act quite gremlin-y.

[@extra_dice]

@@theresahaironthescreen he just looked like a normal kid I think

[@ameri7260]

i had imaginary friend called Ali he was just my hand, he had 10000 versions of him always arguing with each others and their names were just like smurfs Smart Ali, stupid ali, alien ali, one legged ali, intelligent ali, flying ali and so on