Kids Really Do Say the Funniest Things!

[@_SistaMai_-zr2lf]

YESS WEVE FINALLY GOT TYLER AND GABE TOGETHERRRRR

[@_SistaMai_-zr2lf]

3:00 Bro Tyler need to teach me those pen tricks, wth

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

Yep! 🤩 You guys asked and we delivered! 😅

[@tamerapratt1383]

​@_SistaMai_-zr2lf I was thinking the same exact thing. I was trying to slow it down with my mind but I couldn't I'm still tryna figure out how he does that. You know he'll be a good drummer if he ever wanted to

[@AriannePayne]

What’s Tyler KZbin account name?

[@PreppyDancer-x3q]

@@AriannePaynefishin4clout

[@brittanioliver9000]

We must protect Tyler at all cost. He’s the BEST!!!

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

We all love Mr. J! 🤩

[@HannahKooima]

When Gabe is your middle school teacher so that’s why you’re watching this vid… 😅😂😂 (btw I love watching the vids it’s not just cus of that I love them there so funny 😊)

[@evelynaltaffer7504]

It legit took them half an hour to get on topic we love them sm🫶🏼

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

LOL 😂They did get there eventually 😅

[@christinaallen6114]

My last year of teaching middle school, I locked my keys in my car. One of my8th graders offered to break in my car for me. He could do it fast without breaking the lock.

[@crystalandrews8393]

Did you take him up on the offer?😅

[@somethingelse4667]

wh-whered he learn?

[@mouhameddaoud3770]

My friend once told my teacher straight in the face that if he was a teacher that he'd off himself,and you know the teacher felt it because he looked depressed,his smile just faded away

[@kathyotoole4608]

I adore Tyler!! Keep him coming back!

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

We do too!! 😃

[@Justfanlol]

36:02 The “Ohhhhh” all at the same time😂😂 like you just found out what the teacher is actually talking about 😂😂😭😭

[@IceNixie0102]

"Juxtaposed" is related to putting things next to each other, but FOR CONTRAST. Like when there's a picture of a TRex next to a building so we can see the comparison.

[@MichaelaRobinson027]

Came here to say this

[@TeacherKellyTag]

Leslie is one of my favorites. Glad to see her here!

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

Aww she was so excited to be on! 🤩

[@JessicaNWheeler]

According to Google “Skibidi Ohio rizz” basically means you have terrible flirting skills, or you’re just uncool.

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

LOL 😂 thanks for the clarification! 😅 It’s worse than we thought.

[@CatherineHoellrich]

I think skibido is good Ohio is bad

[@blyssetg]

7:15 let’s compliment Tyler’s pen spinning in the corner of the screen 😂

[@Philly62_fan]

We need KC, Gabe,and Tyler on one podcast

[@sharonhawkins1629]

I second that

[@em_tay2006]

I also agree with this!!!!

[@_SistaMai_-zr2lf]

yesss I would watch that episode over and over again

[@sammyyay2460]

Most comforting podcast, keep it up love yall❤❤❤

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

We’re so glad you’re here! Thanks for your support! 🤗🎙️

[@sabastan333]

would love an ep with Bri, Leslie and Jess! 🫶🏾

[@queenofdramatech]

They need to have a course in school that talks about what a GOOD salary looks like in general. What you can expect and what does that realistically mean for YOU. Maybe it is a 1 on 1 with a teacher or something but it should be a requirement to learn about money management and how to negotiate as a teacher! And to know when you are getting scammed!

[@HeidiBuss-pd8cw]

Teachers do not negotiate salaries to the best of my knowledge. I taught for 32 years before retiring. Panda Express in my area is looking for store managers and the advertised salary starts at $75,000 to $100,000. I earned $83,000 my final year of teaching and I had a Master's degree.

[@queenofdramatech]

​@@HeidiBuss-pd8cwI know teachers are union but still they deserve better pay!!!!!!

[@pipermiller8874]

The student: you’re going to get eaten alive. Mr J: I’m know…

[@marley1245]

Another great episode of the podcast

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

Thanks for watching! 🎙️✨😊

[@kimsharam8392]

The Lorax and his kneecaps lmao 😂

[@Miss_Gill90]

How do we let Gabe know that that’s not quite what juxtaposed means? 🙈 juxtaposition is two things next to each other that contradict each other (like having a baby boutique next to a funeral parlour, but it’s mostly used in literature); just having two things next to each other are adjacent 😅

[@mrs.richardsclass8312]

Student, "Mrs. Richards come stand right here." Me, "Why do you want me to stand there?" Student, "Because you smell really nice and if you stand here the air conditioning will blow on you and everyone will be able to smell you."

[@authenticallyadhdwithcarme2203]

THANK YOU FOR THE TOILET NIGHTMARE 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@foziaahmed573]

Love this trio

[@TeacherKellyTag]

18:03 I would be for this if they paid a teacher’s salary while you’re a para but for the same pay I’m going straight to teaching.

[@betsyRhoad]

One time we where naming the States quickly and my teacher picked this one kid and he confidently answered Pakistan as one of the States in America so the rest of the year we would just say Pakistan if someone said something stupid.

[@Merannda]

45:52 OMG ATYPICAL IS ONE OF MY VOCAB WORDS THIS WEEK!

[@millierose9258]

I had a student teacher that took over my class so much that our actual teacher stopped coming to class like my teacher really said free period and went and had a coffee

[@Soapthesoup]

One time as like a young teen my teach was this guy who like ate a lot of protein bars and was very involved in weight loss and that sort of thing and there's nothing wrong with that but he went to his cupboard where he had all his proteins bars and said something like “which one would I like for lunch today” and I said with my full chest “sir no offence that just sounds like an eating disorder” and my friend turned around and hit me so hard and he just walked away

[@1addition1subtraction]

TYLER AND GABE YESSSSS

[@jessg2128]

I love these 3 together!

[@FrizzyMirage]

Love yall! Middle School teacher here. My favorite word to use is nincompoop because it sounds fake lol 😆 😂

[@gracescott775]

I love this podcast so much! #Tylerissocute #comedy I love love love this podcast.

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

We appreciate your support! Thanks for being here! 🤗

[@gracescott775]

@@TeachersOffDutyPodcast I love it here!!

[@nwatts4616]

I love it that they’re coming to Vermont for the tour. As a Vermonter it seems like people don’t even recognize Vermont as a state in the U.S.

[@krisskye4678]

"I Love Hot Moms" hoodies and the looks I get from those students after I tell them I'm a mom.

[@HeatherHogue73]

Go the alternative route. I’m getting an alternative certification. I dove in the deep end and thought I was gonna drown, but I get a teacher salary.

[@CBRCgames]

When I was in elementary we had a stem class which was Science, Technology, Engineering, and math

[@kaitEBee]

I always warn my students that I can give demerits while laughing at their dis.

[@NatalieRiha-t7b]

You should go to Iowa I would love to see you guys

[@sarahscalpel561]

that's wild that some of ya'll weren't in the classroom on campus for student teaching, cuz it wasn't like as much as usual, so ya maybe we should get a discount year or something, but we still had to show up and show where we were at or talk about our student teaching experience...honestly it was kinda pointless cuz I really don't remember what it even was but we had to dress nice like what we would wear at school for a day, it was just a few hours and I think to keep us basically on task with our student teaching and constantly help us with anything and talk about our experiences to learn from the other students in their placements...it was very serious. I got yelled at the one time cuz I either forgot I had that class or I thought it was cancelled and then it wasn't and I showed up in comfy like what I was wearing or jeans we weren't allowed to show up in jeans and I'm like uh sorry but...should be happy I showed up for this...and my student teaching experiences were not great. and cuz we were school librarians, we did elem-high school we took whatever placements we could get and I wanted to focus on middle so I had two of those placements, and then a high school, even though I didn't want to do high school at all lol cuz I had chose to do elem in jr year where you really just sit and watch and do no teaching whatsoever...and in student teaching we were expected to lead a class or a few. And my first middle school teacher placement for student teaching, I called her dragon lady lol she was totally just in it for the money and I think she lived to make college students cry. I even tried asking a guy that had been placed with her before and he was like no help...and I ended up having to go to another middle school that was much better but I also didn't do as much leading the class but the kids were way better.

[@katiecarter5463]

Admin at the local highschool taught at out local high school taught at the local highschool for 20+ years before moving on to admin, and he only did because the district asked him to lol.

[@joycemelton9694]

I enjoyed you all very much👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾♥️!

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

Thank you so much for listening! 🎙️✨😃

[@Laura.catdoglovers]

Someone in my english class said my English teacher was a skin walker

[@torireaves1054]

I love Tyler he is so funny

[@christinaallen6114]

Yeah! UK! I’m a US retired teacher living in the UK

[@XoJosyXo]

Loved this episode!! ❤

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

We appreciate your support! 😃

[@DhaniNMarie]

Zillennial here (born in '99 and should technically be elder Gen Z but my nostalgic memories and personality traits are leaning towards Millennial) and I have NO idea most of the Gen Z and Alpha slang terms are. It seems a lot of them are borrowed/appropriated from LGBT and alt-right incel communities as well as video games. I know that I'm a Zillennial because I still use "swag," "lit," "YOLO," "turnt," "SJW," and "rawr xD" unironically. Like what the hell is "fanum tax" and "skibidi"?

[@animecookies8784]

As great as these people are, these podcasts need primary perspectives. We don't ever get anyone below 3rd grade. Some of them have taught elementary but didn't stay and moved up to middle school

[@ThomasDavid444]

Hey! UK teacher here. Love the podcast!

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

Thanks for your support!!! 🤩🎙️✨

[@MrMarohlsclassroom]

Heck yea Gabe and Tyler! Leslie is a nice medium for the two. STEM/STEAM is a failed concept and we need to stop pushing it, well rounded is best! First week of school all I hear is is that if it’s time to go home 30 minutes into the day❤

[@chelseyortega959]

On the first day of school this year, one of my returning students said, "Chelsey, you do not look ready for a new year." On the third day of this school year, another returning student said, "Chelsey, your shoes sound like SpongeBob." I told her, "I know. I'm never wearing these shoes to work again."

[@rebeccadavila6603]

I love Leslie

[@A_Rickk]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS CREW IS W

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

Thanks for listening! 🎙️✨🤩

[@micer6603]

Looks like guy in the white isn't wearing pants

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

LOL 😅 Uh oh 🫣

[@ballerina.2091.]

I was looking for this comment

[@traceycurtis1005]

Who wears short shorts? 😂

[@vanessarico369]

2nd year is also feeling insane...but I did switch districts and class settings from a multi-cat class to an ID Mod class

[@WyatyAndrade]

Do a show litterly anywhere on maine

[@maryw2017]

Me remembering my little sister telling my grandpa he had a 10 head 😂

[@kaitEBee]

I guess I lucked out... my supervising teacher first of all was great, but then he got horribly ill and the school hired me as his long term sub.

[@rebeccaernette1749]

Leslie is such a beautiful name, i hope it makes a comeback

[@vanessarico369]

LOL 2nd comment...but last year (my first year) I was given the wrong curriculum for a K-3rd multi-cat class. So for the first 9 weeks, I had to make my own curriculum and differentiate for at least 3 different groups in each subject. I am not sure how I made it through!

[@Frakch]

Hi from a Russian teacher!

[@Purplelover14]

Is it possible to have a show in Florida for your fans in Florida?😅

[@FedalizoClan]

the pen stimming

[@Nataleeevans03]

I love when they started talking about the slang because i know all of them because i am gen Z

[@amberr.6235]

Not in education but I can completely relate because I’m getting my master’s in counseling psychology & even during my practicum and internship the school is gonna charge the same rate because they’ve also made it a class even though they know we’re not gonna get paid during our practicum & internship yet somehow expect us to still be able to pay (keep in mind I’m doing my degree online & they charge a little more for an internet fee which is wild since I’m not even on campus 😭💀)

[@shaielsantiago6607]

I am an education majoring in English and I disk my observations at the school I graduated from and never got to engage with the students neither the hospitality I was not able to eat lucha because I did not know where and my mentor did not taught me anything .

[@daniellered114]

Being young as a teacher can mean relying on being super relatable as behaviour... But that fades SO QUICK. I see teachers all the time in their late 20s/30s who feel close in age to the kids, but the kids don't think that AT ALL. And then all the 'behaviour management' that teacher has learned is out the window.

[@gracE_likesPoTaToEs]

Can't help but love our russian curse word

[@totally_notsoph]

out of curiosity, how do you balance teaching and touring? or are y'all retired from teaching?

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

Believe it or not we still teach full time and tour on the weekend. 😅

[@totally_notsoph]

@TeachersOffDutyPodcast props to you guys!! i love listening to you guys while i work and would love to see you in new hampshire 🥰

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

@@totally_notsophThanks for your support and being here! 😊 The Bored Teachers Comedy Tour will actually be in New Hampshire October 13th! Would love to see you there! 🥳

[@merrittbutz3482]

We need more Gabe and Tyler

[@JulieSlaughter-r8p]

So, google says," Ohio Rizz" refers to weird, cursed, or strange flirting behavior."

[@michellerindal8836]

I wish you would come to VA or DC

[@hannahblume2000]

What I’ve learned Skippty toilet =bad Skippty= good Ohio means bad Rizz means you got game or charm

[@EllieRyan-z3s]

Are ye coming to Ireland 🇮🇪 ❤

[@laurenglynn3459]

WAIT YOUR COMING TO THE UK?

[@daltonburkhalter8381]

GABE ❤❤

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

We’re happy to have Gabe too! 🤩

[@katiecarter5463]

The fact that they going to Canada and UK but not western US

[@BenkiBamanari]

They’re never in Miami Florida😭

[@sidneysumner3714]

Unpopular opinion, but when a student tells me I look tired I don’t take it as an insult cuz it tells me I’m so poorly rested that others can see I don’t take care of myself

[@FuzzyCow575]

Gabe, bad news mate. There's another layer to juxtapose. 😅

[@Hockeykid8728]

never been this early ta this podcast

[@MakinleeMorton]

What advice do you have for people who want to become teachers? More specifically agriculture teacher? Any advice, tips, or just general information?

[@TheTorturedPoets11]

No not Bri😢

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

No worries. She’ll be back 😊

[@PrincessAnesu]

is Mr Jay wearing invisible tights

[@TheTorturedPoets11]

Will we get tell or Woolley back?

[@carolinetetterton]

what about N.C

[@EddieRios203]

This channel is making me think if I should be a teacher. Im not sure if I could though :(

[@caterinasaltzman2867]

PLEASE COME TO BERESFORD SD

[@newyyykkll]

I thought Tyler is in Gdansk right now. I was stalking him on Instagram.

[@rashaungardner1679]

can we watch what we wear because that sweatshirt is offensive to my religion

[@warpaintwarren3480]

Well luckily in Texas they are starting to pay student teachers what the paras make 1st year it isn’t much but a lot better than nothing. I would not have been able to finish my degree without a pay check

[@alecglasgow3934]

Hiiiiiii Mr.Lorax

[@Cress453]

I love Tyler but as a Gen Z teachers it irks me when he confuses Gen z slang for Gen alpha slang

[@chrissy_cat_animations]

Unfortunately the younger end of gen z uses this, I personally am also confused

[@MJ55319]

New Hampshire in Massachusetts

[@Philly62_fan]

What

[@Taeemariee]

Uh uh where’s my bri 🤨

[@TeachersOffDutyPodcast]

No worries. She’ll be back. 😊

[@chayabrody722]

How about everyone together telling their side of stuff

[@mouhameddaoud3770]

50:00 mr j,you looked.......

[@1addition1subtraction]

MR TYLER JACKOWSKI you are literally one year off from being a Gen Z! Also Gen Z slang ain’t confusing like Gen Alpha, as a Gen Z myself I got no clue what the kids are saying. But it’s all brain rot nonsense like it’s not even slang it’s literally random bs they made up.

[@kerribenthal]

I love the podcast and have been listening/watching for a long while but when did the use of God d@&$ become a thing? The language has gotten rough the past few episodes.

[@heatherwilkinson9897]

What does "sigma" mean nowadays?

[@baronbeauty]

so weird they are framed sitting so away from the white guy on the left