Kill 1stSgt

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[@orangebottle9657]

"I wouldn't hate him so much if he was like--a good dude."

[@FNWendigo]

Luke Alley exactly

[@rzr2ffe325]

Read this as he said it

[@calpoly12000]

From fantasizing about a 1SGT you don't like getting dropped, to the dick drawings on the walls, the accuracy of these shows are on point! So damn hilarious!

[@SuperPresidentBeefbroth]

like highschool with guns...wait a sec..

[@shawnyc1993]

his facial expression at the end was perfect

[@VETTvchannel]

Fuck yeah!

[@henryjhey]

The dude on the left used to be a corpsman. He was in my field med class.

[@simonwallichi]

Jesus, this is too good! Even with no military background this is funny as hell!

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[@commodoresixfour7478]

VET Tv If my civilian ass is going to be drafted into a war, it Better be with grunts like this. Even if I died in a gruesome way you guys would have me laughing my last breath away. I'd definitely be forced to join the USMC. I'm a nerd but what I like about me marines is that your a grunt first and your MOS is second. I'd rather be trained to survive first, the technical shit I can figure out.

[@Jake-dh9qk]

@@commodoresixfour7478 So now it's one year after you commented. Just wanna see if you feel cringe reading this comment or not.

[@christiannipales9937]

@@commodoresixfour7478 Drafted you say?

[@984GR]

@@Jake-dh9qk best reply comment ever.

[@KainTepes]

Sometimes you work and work and work and achieve nothing. Sometimes life just gives you a bonus.

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[@zoy13]

F...

[@chrisr.9311]

Depressing

[@andrewsanmiguel6169]

I'd be more inclined to join if this was a commercial

[@_random3906]

Did you join yet???

[@lyndonmoore6286]

@@_random3906 I did lmao, motor t here I come lmao

[@charlesbukowski9836]

@@lyndonmoore6286 you done fucked up you'll see

[@someguy2393]

"I wouldn't hate him so much if he was just a good dude" lmao

[@joshuaurbany6468]

Didn't even have to frag him, dreams come true lmao

[@hellcoremode]

I would have shit myself if 1SG was actually John Cena

[@kevinrivera2117]

They wouldn’t have seen him.

[@Johnstonesbones]

@kevinrivera2117 Best answer ever 😂

[@darthpatriot3166]

I'm dying...at NCO school they always said, "Don't be their friends or the xtra spicy duche bag and you'll be just fine."

[@Born_Yashish]

Some things are universal for all militaries, I see.

[@zacarribuffet8882]

What country are you from?

[@Born_Yashish]

@@zacarribuffet8882 Israel. Similar stories from my father and grandfather and their days in the Soviet military and Red Army.

[@zacarribuffet8882]

Yuval Birman oh so are you a conscript or are you a career IDF?

[@Born_Yashish]

@@zacarribuffet8882 A conscript. Why?

[@B-Durry]

classic night sentry banter, "if you could kill anyone in the company who would it be?" except everyone wanted too smoke the OC lol

[@aleksfoxtrot8044]

Yeah. A lot of guys I talked to liked their 1SG. Seems to be true that they are all assholes but deep down those assholes care.

[@drewbienewbie03xx81]

Ours was this dumb fuck that constantly put everyone's life at risk on deployment and was just a general shit bag. He forgot to put batteries in the radios when we got dropped off by the trucks for a long distance patrol. His gun was never ever clean. He would shave everything, and I mean everything, on his body except his face. Of course he was in our vic, our VC even wrote his name on a 9mm round and while showing him, told him, "If I need to draw this pistol the first rounds going in your neck.". Would he uave done it? Knowing the VC.... yes. 🤣

[@cat_city2009]

You mean CO, you fucking ASVAB waiver. Unless you served in a British or Commonwealth military. In that case, disregard.

[@jkramer302]

This shit helps keep a smile on my face and keeps some levity in my life. also reminds me that I am proud to be an army infantryman and that its good to keep going. Keep it up Vettv

[@Spartanrage712]

God damn crunchy

[@Nandosal13]

lmfao dreams come true.

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Gotta dream a little right?

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[@fahadshahid5185]

I don't have any military background I'm just an Engineering Supervisor, but what I have learned over the years is that you have to treat your men with dignity and Respect. If you take care of your men, they will take care of you and if you give them shit, they will take care of you.

[@Holret]

So what kind of homicidal people do you work with?

[@unfortunateson5016]

@@Holret what?

[@adrianvelasquez5917]

You are so full of shit lmao

[@khorneberzerk6141]

@@Holret you’re telling me you’ve never wanted to kill someone?

[@Holret]

@@khorneberzerk6141 should I call the FBI?

[@marcs990]

Thing is, from my army experience I can actually believe this can happen. There is always one prick that makes everyone’s life a misery

[@DrogoBaggins987]

Given the opportunity I would have totally done that to my platoon Sgt.

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[@vierachristianj]

You're a sick bastard you know that...let me just hit that like button 😂😂😂

[@trans-dragon877]

Same. Fuck 1Sgt Anger... And..I'd go to sleep that night sleeping soundly with my hubby. Not one second of sleep lost over it. 😏

[@elijah3673]

Isabelle Amelia Thompson im confused are you saying you fucked the 1st sergeant

[@willkenny5687]

Fucking ditto. But ours got fired for terminal stupidity two months into deployment.

[@squirreltakular9049]

The instant "1stSgt" was priceless.

[@sheepleslayer586]

When opportunity comes knocking, you let someone else answer the door 🤣

[@codyrethman5115]

That awkwerd moment when everyone in the library stares at you.

[@gregharn1]

"Dreams do come true!" Lol I love their faces

[@garybusey5370]

This is fucking hilarious. He said, “Dreams come true.” Hahaha my fucking kidneys hurt

[@dudemighster747]

It's the 'holy s hit we did it' smile at the end that gets me 😂

[@Rvns556]

His face when 1Sgt dropped 😂😂😂

[@shotgunner777]

This is fucking gold.

[@JohnDoe-ft2nc]

"Shhhh just let it happen". I laughed so hard I almost puked.

[@nighttrain1565]

DAAUUMMM... the sound of those incoming shots is on point! Lol

[@_Matsimus_]

Spiral fluted barrel! Mmmm sexy. Shame they are not issued :-(

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That's LWRCI baby girl.

[@ccwbee]

How’d i know you’d be here?

[@richardschafer7858]

I was airborne infantry. I laughed my ass off.

[@thatvegashighrisedude2757]

Lol I've been binge watching all these shows. Even though I never served . My respects to you guys and these shows are hilarious!

[@joshguthrie5236]

do you put a dip in before every skit if so.. it fits you nicely.

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[@zoy13]

Amazing draws on the wood panels.

[@romanthegreat6900]

Dudes face at the end was priceless!! Hahahahaha!

[@Marc-1911]

It's been a long time since I've giggled that hard.

[@joshuatheseeker5069]

Omg I turned red laughing that shot is gold!!

[@warhawkofchogoris8555]

This skit is why I subscribed. The faces Donny makes are the funniest shit ever

[@brittlespy9083]

that "brooo" holy shit ive seen that look twice in the field lmaoo and it gets the blood flowing

[@guardianangel7589]

I shouldn't be laughing but I'm fucking dead. "Stand the fuck up marines"! Gets fucking dropped. God damn it Army.

[@diegoleyva725]

This has to go on Netflix..

[@killian9314]

Diego Leyva they hate guns on netflix, original series get pass because of foreign directors, shooter got a pass because of antoine fuqua, and the punisher because its marvel

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[@Hammer-strike-hommie]

Get the app vet tv it’s on there

[@beydlercnc]

my life goal now....be O'Mally

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Mine too :)

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[@trans-dragon877]

A fine goal, to be sure.

[@terryomalley9669]

OMALLEY. Just a FYI.

[@terryomalley9669]

Scott, My life goal, is not to go on any more CAX, ES, at 29 palms. Also, to not go to mast.

[@sunghong2676]

How doesn't this over millions of likes? You got my sub and the subscription! Thank you for your service and the entertainment!

[@ottovonbismarck7646]

My God does this relate so hard... I'm currently serving my enlistment with the Corps, and damn if this isnt how I feel all the time...

[@Jason-pf8qc]

I laughed so hard that there are tears running down my face like I just watched "The Notebook"... WTF... lol... something wrong with me and YOU for sure...

[@angryguppy4617]

How can people hate this?! 😂

[@fireline4765]

because they're boring as fuck and complain about everything.

[@DeepestOfNutts]

Because they are 1stSgt

[@ericanderson8965]

Well, ya know, Airwingers are just Marines that HAVE a brain!!! Rah! 😂😂😂😂

[@qpat300]

So a little personal pleasure I had with this... I was at JRTC, my 1st sausage was stupid as fuck walking up to our ECP on Peason ridge, I knew it was him but being the spc I was I thought "no one came on the net that he was coming up here, all I saw was a dark silhouette with a weapon, and most importantly, fuck this E7 ranger cook motard" so what do I do? I unload as much .50cal as I can before the OC stops me and tells me I just killed my 1stSGT. But of course I was only given a slight talking to because of the reasons above... Worth it.

[@drewbienewbie03xx81]

Things you don't admit to online... or anywhere... 🤣🤫

[@postandghost9391]

Bro you can still be called for trial under the UCMJ, if someone who actually cares sees this you are fucked. Also, nice! I probably would have only considered it if I had the chance.

[@andresgamba1478]

@@postandghost9391 yeah holy shit I think I found an article about this “accident” if this dude is being serious

[@barryharvey1102]

ok, you ALMOST got me fired! I laughed my butt at work over this! LOL. I hate you guys! haha

[@MFJL760]

nice Woobie lined bunker

[@filipvelkov6829]

This FUCKING SHIT HAD ME ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@qpat300]

His fucking eyes when the SGT dropped... priceless

[@JoeyMacAvoy]

BEST VET TV SKIT EVER!!!!

[@rogerclarke4760]

"Dreams come true"😂💀

[@franciscogaray2530]

Haha, i know why they hate their 1st SGT. He is probably pissing on those marines for not using cat-eyes haha. ''Hey lance what you're doing do you think you're in the army? where are your cat-eyes'' Hahahahaha

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[@mariokeh4546]

This is how the poor Gunny ends up promoted....

[@DJJ81]

Still may all time favorite skit from you guys 😅

[@kylepolins3660]

If only something like this happened to my 1st Sgt I'd be a happy man

[@jonboliver9277]

my fantasy

[@1alexbarrios]

fucking love you guys, keep up the good work

[@tomsbasement4884]

I was waiting for their comms to be hot-mic'd and Top was listening in...

[@reddevilparatrooper]

Fucking!!!Raaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!I fucking hated POUGE 1SGs who hates Grunts!!!!

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YUT!

[@EdenFalCie]

i may have been one... but aint it spelled POG?

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[@oldguy7144]

to: reddevilparatrooper : pogue - sp. a Serviceman (or woman) that gets transfered from an admin. assignment often in the rear; to a combat ready unit as a punishment or by request. Pogues are defined (occasionally unjustly) as being unfit to comand regular combat troops and tend to overcompensate for thier lack of experience in battle, by behaving over assertively towards subordinates. Enqoute: former soldier.

[@adonisguy3243]

that's how I felt about my E-6 LPO

[@ulrichvonlichtenstein7880]

My 1SG loved this video.

[@colhubbard9348]

Is it bad i laughed so hard my wife thought I was crazy lmfao

[@VETTvchannel]

What was your favorite part?

[@lastfirst5238]

Most likely...yes. lol

[@colhubbard9348]

It was when he answered "1st SGT" without even batting an eyelash, and then the look on their face when 1st SGT shows up, priceless. Everyone has had that thought.

[@Vanarh_]

Dreams come true

[@joncleason8503]

Really good acting. Can't wait to see more.

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[@4700_Dk]

Shit can roll uphill as well !

[@ThePete2432]

This ones my favorite

[@DansilSchroeder]

God I haven't known a first sergeant I didn't wanna castrate...

[@sgtmonkeypirate]

2:09 that fuckin face is pricelessssss 🤣

[@JayBaddAssCutler]

Dreams come truuuue Lol

[@MR35_]

Been watching this channel for years.. One can only hope sometimes 😂

[@suorguy1183]

“He probably thinks he’s john cena” “I can see that” gold. Pure gold.

[@glenndwyer5786]

How funny are theese guys.love there sense o humor. Sick as,funny as

[@manofmayhem4988]

Barber:” what can I get you.”? Me: a fucking high and stupid please lol

[@Tragicide]

Reminds me of a scene off of the “Punisher Born” comic.

[@dfrost3417]

emotions run high.

[@DW2TONE]

🤣🤣🤣🤣... HA!!!Yoooooo that was grimy!!!

[@Tommy1977777]

"I bet you he was a God in the airwing...." 🤣

[@allhaillordtachanka1957]

"Why are you kneeling on post?" "Whell why the fhuck dho yhou fhuking think sharge?"

[@muhammadmadyun3790]

That was beautiful 😢

[@CIAG4PNP]

This is how we use to talk about our Company Co 😂🤣😂🤣

[@trentdevlaminck9927]

I love that he looks right at the camera at the end lol

[@rednecksouth2322]

For just a second i thought this was a scene in generation kill 😂

[@alangarrison1143]

me too man! I goggled who were the two marines who hated their 1st sgt. Had to look and see it was Vet TV

[@gamersjug3876]

I'm dieing at just let it happen

[@henryaguirre845]

The funniest skit i have ever seen in my life!!!!!

[@GentlemanKane]

Thats one way to clear up a rusty chain of command

[@alangarrison1143]

i love this video! Technically they didn't kill him, the sniper did.

[@Alphascrub_77]

Somethings wrong with me. Cause that was funny as fuck.

[@strellnakov]

Hell yeah

[@absolutedynamite4979]

2:16, dreams come true lmao!

[@Sprice93USAF]

Nice to see they’re issuing Lwrc rifles now lol

[@josemoreno-od3dy]

This shit here fire..good shit loooool

[@thomaswalker9395]

Lmfao.... love it

[@The_Camo_Guy]

Dreams come true 😂

[@Jay-fq8uz]

Hahahahahah the air winger part, truest shit

[@Hawaiian80882]

Gold!

[@bsamuel3758]

They ain't wearin sappy plates!

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[@richyrich0621]

I didn't see a Wagner loves the Ck on the back

[@metaphor239]

😯😯😯🙆😮😮😮😮😮😮 ooohhhhh SSHHIITT!!!! LMFAO!!!! I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING!!! THAT WAS EXCITING! LMAO

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I guess someone is getting that promotion they wanted. 🤣🤣🤣