Kill Switch is GOD AWFUL. Steven Seagal at his worst/best.

What happens when Steven Seagal stops caring about his movies? You get KILL SWITCH. Horrible action scenes edited together with the help of meth brings us one of the worst movies we've ever seen. This one isn't for the faint of heart.
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[@jennyanydots2389]

Steven Seagal is one of our generation's great unintentional comedians. I'm glad he's completely devoid of any self awareness or humility. He wouldn't be nearly as funny.

[@JasonBrant]

You nailed it! If the man had any humility, we'd miss out on a lot of 'great' stuff.

[@1VikingBrute3]

Dude him and Nicholas cage need to do a movie together..lol

[@jennyanydots2389]

@@1VikingBrute3 Nicolas Cage actually has legitimate acting talent though. He's a bit of a lunatic and has made some poor decisions but, he's a real actor. Seagal is just a real douche bag.

[@1VikingBrute3]

@@jennyanydots2389 Yeah but he's been taking every crappy roll possible. That's what i was referring to have you seen willy's wonder land, or pig, ?

[@jennyanydots2389]

@@1VikingBrute3 Still, Seagal is just pretending to be an actor out of delusion and to service his ego. Cage is an actual actor that just needs the money at this point due to his personal spending habits. Cage has real acting range and has been nominated for many legit awards, actually winning the best actor oscar for 'leaving las vegas'. Seagal has zero range and couldn't act his way out of a paper bag. It's not a legitimate comparison.

[@folkieschannel]

You can tell Stephen's brain stayed in the eighties while the rest of him spread out over the decades.

[@JasonBrant]

That's a nice way of putting it.

[@ExtraLeben]

He "expanded" his "business" .. xD

[@folkloreofbeing]

@@ExtraLeben Or, in Stephen's parlance 'bhidness' 😂

[@kylekeller7577]

He ate the decades.

[@hellcatchuck2723]

Yes that was a nice way of pudding it!

[@Glassandcandy]

Seagal doesn’t think he’s from the south, he just thinks he’s an old black blues musician. You know. Because he’s out of his goddamn mind

[@JasonBrant]

Haha!

[@stuart4341]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGOnnWN_pc-LqqM here's all of his accents

[@daviddavid2890]

And he's a Mongol and a Russian and played guitar in an all black band in Detroit apparently🤪

[@johnt.campbell316]

@@daviddavid2890 In the '50s, he says... So, he was 8 years old... Playing guitar... With a bunch of black dudes... He was born in 1952.

[@theknifeman7097]

Dead on!

[@PeteFiftyeight]

This movie is like if a real action movie had a stroke and its brain was deprived oxygen for several minutes.

[@JasonBrant]

That's a great way of describing it!

[@mallninja9805]

I'm convinced Seagal saw Se7en and promptly sat down & rewrote it as a Mary Sue fanfic version and called it Kill Switch

[@anikmonette2140]

@@JasonBrant Yup. That or the editor had epilepsy for the first time yet he was still coordinate enough to edit the movie himself! 😄

[@robinledesma2683]

Steven Seagal movies are just him writing his own power fantasy.

[@JasonBrant]

Oh yeah.

[@M05tly]

And money laundering....

[@MCorner]

@@M05tly and molesting desperate actresses

[@johnynoway9127]

and sitting mostly

[@Defender78]

theyre all Direct-to-DVD

[@hammbone8184]

Seagal"I just read the greatest script ever". Schnieder "Who wrote it?" Seagal"I did" Written by Steven Seagal

[@JasonBrant]

Such a great story!

[@garretstevens742]

That still blows my mind how egotistical he is

[@KayGeee86]

😅😅

[@hewdelfewijfe]

Even with the "Actual edit" disclaimer, I still can't believe that's how it's in the actual movie.

[@JasonBrant]

It's insane that it was released like that.

[@Bill-vi1vp]

It's like the old 80's movies where the one punch or kick is shown from 4 different angles, making it look like the guy got hit multiple times.

[@pbxn-3rdx-85percent]

While computers are getting more advance and closer to attaining self-awareness, Steven Seagal seems to have gone in the opposite direction.

[@JasonBrant]

😆😆

[@carlesriberaberenguer7469]

Really nice xd

[@mallninja9805]

My daughter-in-law recently got into Seagal movies for bad movie fun & wanted to watch one for Christmas eve. Your review convinced us that this is the right choice. She said this was so bad it has spoiled the fun she never wants to see another Seagal movie as long as she lives.

[@JasonBrant]

This movie could turn anyone off bad movies. It sucks so hard 🤣

[@4g63t8]

Bring her back into the fold with Half Past Dead

[@GigaChadh976]

You know, if Steven seagal was smart, he’d wise up to the fact that he’s past his prime, and use his company to put younger martial arts actors in the spotlight and build their repertoire so he could maybe get some of his credibility back. But his ego stops him.

[@JasonBrant]

He's just entering his prime.

[@GigaChadh976]

@@JasonBrant Steven is that you?

[@JasonBrant]

@@GigaChadh976 Look at that incredible hair. He's reversed the aging process.

[@robpelick7460]

He also reversed the popularity process

[@luismontenegro3932]

Don’t you understand the young martial artists don’t meet his standards of martial arts

[@LuciusSicarius]

Seagal: "okay now this is where the 19 year old 10/10 hottie comes on screen and is just all over me because I'm what every woman dreams of." cast and crew: ".... kay" I'm genuinely curious about how the cast and crew react to some of this shit. Like they don't have the same delusions Seagal does, they must realize how stupid and gross a lot of this stuff is.

[@milesipka]

There's an interesting example of this with "Flight of Fury", a remake Seagal made with his "Attack Force" director of the 1998 Michael Dudikoff film "Black Thunder". They had hired a young actress who had just turned 18 when they gave her the part, she having no idea she was supposed to do a lesbian scene halfway through the film. She only found out while reading the script on the plane to Europe to shoot the film. She was NOT happy about this at all.

[@davidchikousky1081]

We talking about Steven Seagal movies or Maroon 5 music videos.

[@frankieb9444]

It's cast and crew willing to work with Seagal....most of them are probably just trying to pay for child support, a drug habit, lap dances or any combination of the 3.

[@HectaBG]

So you're telling me a martial artist with life long experience does NOT do any fighting in the movies? That should tell you enough about his credibility as a martial artist

[@JasonBrant]

Hah!

[@tintomara6209]

Any 'hot chick' that appears in one of these Seagal films, you have to suspect she underwent a 'lengthy process' in order to get the part. Which is tragic on so many levels.

[@JasonBrant]

Gross.

[@VelvetYeti]

I wouldn't say lengthy......and neither would the girls probably ;)

[@robertrazo7352]

Those poor girls. They probably killed themselves after the movie net 7 rubles.

[@nihluxler1890]

I don’t think he’s in good enough condition for that kind of thing to happen. The guy can’t even stand up, for god’s sake. He’d probably have a heart attack...

[@nihluxler1890]

Unless we’re talking before he became a giant cube of gelatine

[@doublep1980]

There's a Seagull movie, called "Cartels" which features one of the most hilariously bad fight scenes ever committed to film, where Sensei Seagull fight former MMA champion Georges St. Pierre. The guy is not only a legit martial artist, former UFC champion but also an accomplished stuntman who appeared in various MCU productions like Capt. America: Winter Soldier & the Falcon and Winter Soldier series. Watching him "getting beaten" by that slob Seagull, in a badly edited fight scene is just painful. I hope GSP got at least a good paycheck.

[@JasonBrant]

That sounds horrible. I have to see it.

[@livevilife]

GSP seems like a humble guy and would work with anyone. I have no doubt that was the first and last time GSP worked with “Sensie” Seagul.

[@Xander_P.G.K]

I remember that. It was the most hilarious I've ever seen. To think that GSP could be beaten by Mr. Fatass himself.

[@Montesama314]

Batroc the Leaper was a great starter villain for modern Captain Americas. How did his agent get him sent to Seagal's hellscape?

[@joelspringman523]

Jonathan Livingston Seagal.

[@ats2099]

Here's an actual Trivia Piece from IMDB about this movie: "All of the females in this film were repulsed by Seagal, but his southern accent was so good he ended up charming them by the end of filming."

[@williamsmith8790]

Your analysis was great, but of note, concerning the be-curled partner, it was filmed in Memphis. And Memphis is the last bastion of the Jheri curl. Guys have held onto it for 40 years there. It is unexplainable, and commendable, at the same time.

[@JasonBrant]

That's amazing. Long live the Jheri curl!

[@ericseitzler81]

Funny but not really true I live in Memphis and have for the past 40 years.i see it on occasion but not like it's an

[@ericseitzler81]

Epidemic

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Steven Seagal is the most handsome, talented and powerful man on planet Earth according to Steven Seagal.

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

Seagal made his best movies early on in his career: Above The Law, Under Siege, Out for Justice...

[@JasonBrant]

Yup. Hard to Kill is fun too. Everything else...

[@damienspectre4231]

Under Siege 2: Bad guys : "Casey Ryback! He's the best there is". Niece : "Casey's a Hero! He's so cool" Seagal's Ego is larger than Everest!

[@nefariousnilbog]

@@damienspectre4231 his niece Katherine heigl!

[@JasonBrant]

@anonymous Thanks for the insight! That's one of the more confusing scenes I've ever watched.

[@JasonBrant]

@@nefariousnilbog Didn't he get weird with her on set? I could be misremembering...

[@markobighead3173]

This film seems to have been conceptualised by Steven thinking "what accent have I not done yet?" as he was walking out from seeing Saw for the first time. He simply put two and two together.

[@JasonBrant]

I think you cracked the code.

[@King_Flippy_Nips]

nah he is obsessed with the south and louisiana, he was a volunteer cop with one of the new orleans parish's police forces for years, and he also has his own southern blues band which i am sure provided some of the music for this movie.

[@mobili2]

Really nice to see that Seagal edition director is worried about people with Alzheimer not being able to follow the movie

[@I_like_turtles_67]

Thank you for the laugh.

[@chaosdromanah8620]

The Only Big thing about Steven is His Belly and Ego

[@JasonBrant]

Hah!

[@masterofpuppets5072]

@@JasonBrant one of his best movie was Under Siege and that was thanks to Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey

[@JasonBrant]

@@masterofpuppets5072 That's a damn good one. The knife fight at the end is great.

[@masterofpuppets5072]

@@JasonBrant yes it was

[@petervlcko4858]

He also has big skin

[@King_Flippy_Nips]

maybe the ending was supposed to be 10 years in the future from the rest of the movie, because you know seagal would not age in a movie he wrote himself.

[@anikmonette2140]

That's what I thought when I watched it! With the bats*** editing I thought "Oh, did this halfa**ed transition meant that he started a new life and that we jumped 7 or 8 years forward?!" So confused...

[@fearnobeer9077]

Steven seagal is a joke on society,the dude is so cringy your waiting for him to break character,but it never comes.

[@JasonBrant]

Are you questioning Sensei?

[@fearnobeer9077]

@@JasonBrant Yes ,I'd really like to see him fight someone instead of claiming he's the best from his corny demonstrations

[@shadowlesswarrior]

Those are the type of movies that you can find at the dollar store in one of those baskets filled with bunch of random movies from unknown actors that they sell for 3 for $5

[@JasonBrant]

I wish I paid that little, haha.

[@gabeprice5648]

Oh yes, the $5 bin at Wal-Mart. His movies go straight to DVD - straight to the $5 bin. What a loser.

[@gabeprice5648]

But! His movies haven't been degraded to a cardboard sleeve yet- his still comes in traditional plastic case. Also he owns his own production company called Steamroller. Without that dynamic ; he'd have disappeared from the public lexicon decades ago.

[@gabeprice5648]

All his movies have three word titles. The Law Man. Bringing The Justice. Fake Aikibo Master. Wet Butter Biscuit. Etc

[@JasonBrant]

@@gabeprice5648 Hah, hadn't noticed that.

[@nsob8897]

Dude is steadily losing his marbles and it's hilarious. I hope he keeps making these fat guy hero movies. Genius..

[@AWGragg007]

Ahh, 😔 I guess your comment wasn't worthy of the all coveted little heart symbol by the clown who leaves em on 99% of the comments...🙄 .

[@nsob8897]

@@AWGragg007 haha I think I'll live

[@AWGragg007]

@@nsob8897 Yea, I hope you pull through. I know I did...lol.

[@alexakaa.charlesross8919]

Fat representation is important 😂

[@edgynuke5007]

@@AWGragg007 how does that boot taste ?

[@benjihilliard1755]

You guys are geniuses covering the man, the myth, the legend, Steven Seagal, use to love his movies as a kid, but as kids, we don't know much better!!! Merry Christmas

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks! Merry Christmas!

[@anikmonette2140]

I restarted watching Seagal movies for my So Bad It's Good nights and this one just plain s***! Used to watch as a young gal his better stuff, too!😊

[@kennyc388]

Choosing this clowns worst film is just a matter of picking any one.

[@JasonBrant]

These movies are special.

[@largol33t1]

Anything that came out after Exit Wounds is his worst, hands down. And I don't even think EW was that great. Everyone else in it was fun to watch but not Seagal! That's probably why it's the last tolerable movie he was in. All the others after it are absolute crap.

[@aidanernst2199]

@@largol33t1 yes anything he’s the main star in that came out after exit wounds or even half past dead is bad there’s a reason all his stuff has gone straight to dvd since 2002 also machete is a fun movie but he wasn’t the lead so the probably furthers the point for the most part

[@rpannier]

The film is titled Kill Switch because it was originally going to be a biopic about the metalcore band Killswitch Engage, but he couldn't get the band's permission (IMDB). Trivia II: The film received theatrical distribution exclusively in the UAE. Andrea Stefancikova was born in 1982. Makes that whole scene really creepy

12:40 It’s not Italian. It is Czech (with some Russian accent). She says “Kluci, táta je doma.” it means “Boys, daddy’s home.”

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks.

@@JasonBrant no problem :)

[@AidenRKrone]

The ending of this movie is something that makes sense only in Steven Seagal's mind. We'll never be able to understand the sheer cinematographic genius of the ending twist.

[@GamesFromSpace]

All the best writing completely fails to reach the audience.

[@Smokr]

So I showed this to a buddy. He hasn't seen you guys yet. He loved it. At the end, he said, "So if SBIG stands for So Bad It's Good, then does SHIT stand for So Horrible It's Terrible?" I could only give him a stoic stare of admiration.

[@haroldellis9721]

The actress (Wife/mother/"Russian Girl") was 26 when this movie was released, assuming the boy was 7, then 19 at birth, and possibly 18 when she got pregnant.

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks for the info.

[@RealKennyGTV]

You can thank the "KZbin suggestions" for bringing me to your channel, but you can thank yourselves for getting me to subscribe!! Great video, hilarious insights into a horrible movie, can't wait to binge watch more of your content!!

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks so much! More terrible movie reviews are on the way!

[@banebasara53]

This is becoming my favorite channel! You guys are so talented and truly get comedy! Please never change!

[@JasonBrant]

Wow, thanks so much! New video coming today or tomorrow.

[@banebasara53]

@@JasonBrant That makes me happy because I saw that your latest video was months ago. This made me very happy!

[@JasonBrant]

@@banebasara53 We're going to weekly releases starting this week.

[@banebasara53]

@@JasonBrant oh fawk yeah!!!!

[@johnbethell1952]

@@JasonBrant do you think there are enuff seagal movies lol

[@bigcurt3572]

Steven Seagal needs to stop directing movies and stop being in the public just go away and he’s made good movies when he was younger but stupid movies when he’s older.

[@lynnh775]

"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." Exact quote from his IMDb page. I rolled my eyes and wanted to upchuck at the same time. Only in your head, Seafood Steven. Only in your head.

[@The_ZeroLine]

First time I’ve ever seen this pair and I love them. Dude on the left looks like a few friends of mine. He had the ending so he had another excuse to assault a vulnerable “actress.”

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks! He definitely wrote that ending so he could see some boobs.

[@MarManHollow]

I think that the ending is purely there to oil up The Sensei's otherworldly love for the last true alpha; Russia! Just epic - in all the right places.

[@JasonBrant]

It's brilliant.

[@galil_6863]

3:41 LMAO I thought the "oh hell naw" was a meme you guys edited in. I can't believe it's in the actual movie 😂

[@BusStopProductions.]

It's, not mentioned in the script but the reason Steven Seagal's character has a girlfriend in Memphis is because (her extravagant apartment) is a free place for him to stay & bath

[@JasonBrant]

Ahhh

[@Max-lm2jc]

Steven Seagal is the only macho man on the planet to have women give him a "free place to stay" instead of the other way around

[@lnsflare1]

Eventually, it's going to be revealed that all the movies in the Steven Seagal Cinematic Universe are hallucinations of a Steven Seagal Prime who got beaten to death by... let's say, Ronda Rousey... because he tried to Casting Couch her after insulting Gene Lebell.

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

Actually, all of the films are his dying hallucinations as he was actually choked to death by Gene Lebell. The shitting his pants was his bowels releasing postmortem, South Park style.

[@jaymike3302]

Rousey is totally delusional to think she could beat Seagal. And the Gene Lebell thing never happened.

[@lnsflare1]

@@jaymike3302 Oh, hey Steve, didn't know you had an alt account.

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

@@jaymike3302 Seagal, master of bullshido , has never been in a real fight, hasn’t done his own stunts since his third movie. Ronda is a terrible fighter by professional fighter standards, but I’m sure she could kick the 350 pound 69 year old in the balls and cause him to die of a heart attack

[@jaymike3302]

@@geoffreysorkin5774 UFC isn't real fighting either. There are rules, gloves....plus who's going to hump someone for 5 minutes in a bar fight?? Even at age 69 and overweight, Rousey couldn't do anything to Seagal.

[@MrQuijibo]

Seagull gives very hard lesson in why living in the past is a bad thing.

[@JasonBrant]

But he's just entering his prime!

[@anikmonette2140]

Oh yeah! The movie where I couldn't hear half of the lead's dialogue and where they dragged an unwell Isaac Hayes on set that had a hard time speaking clearly as well. When both had dialogue together, as Seagal himself would put it: "Lord have mercy..."

[@Dave062YT]

As someone who's had an aneurysm I'd rather have another than watch this movie

[@JasonBrant]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@slipphilton6141]

The excitement in your face when you saw the edit made me so happy for you

[@JasonBrant]

That was a great moment in my life!

[@raz8552]

You guys are awesome, I've not laughed this hard in a long while!

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks so much! Merry Christmas!

[@jask2484]

I came upon this YT channel out of nowhere and I can’t get enough of it lol. I hope Seagal never stops making movies, I hope he keeps up with writing, directing and staring in his own movies until he eventually does explode.

[@jasonchatham4170]

I hear the Irish mob boss from ‘Fatal Deviation’ asking: WHUT DAH FOOK IS DIS!??

[@anthonylewis2080]

When Steven Seagal first came on-screen with 'Nico' (aka 'Above The Law') he probably gave the likes of Stallone, Willis, Van Damme and Schwarzenegger et cetera a run for their money, his entries - Both 'Under Siege' movies, 'Marked For Death', 'Out For Justice', 'Exit Wounds' and 'Machete,' and my view is his best work. Along with some forgettable movies that aren't worth owning on DVD and Blu-ray that one's going to see repeatedly on TV that 'passes the time', sorry to say that he's way past his prime - Stallone is way better in terms of physique and he's 75 years old!.

[@JasonBrant]

For sure. It's been over 20 years since he made anything decent.

[@anthonylewis2080]

@@JasonBrant : Perhaps it's best he doesn't do anymore movies as most of them are dreadful - even "Rambo : Last Blood" has 'merit', it looks like Seagal has too much going against him and he's just turned 70 years old.

[@JasonBrant]

@@anthonylewis2080 But then I wouldn't have anymore of his garbage movies to laugh at, haha.

[@anthonylewis2080]

@@JasonBrant : That's what they are - garbage - "Taken 3" certainly wasn't the best in the series, as silly as it is, way more entertaining, not sure what Seagal is doing on screen still, perhaps he's doing it for the pay cheque.

[@King_Flippy_Nips]

@@anthonylewis2080 danny trejo is 77 years old and he can still act in action movies and doesn't need a stunt double just to move around

[@androidfleshbot2854]

its how he talks whenever black people are his counterpart

[@JamesBuggemo]

I heard someone call that "code switching".

[@destructocid]

He started doing that in 2001 when he made exit wounds with DMX.

[@androidfleshbot2854]

@@destructocid makes me think that would be hilarious if him and dmx are best of homies

[@moribundtoot8183]

Steven Segal should just stand next to any of his critically younger female co-stars chanting "The power of perv compels you!" until they take off all their clothes. It's like watching that creepy uncle try to catch a sneaky peek of your sister. It just makes me shudder.

[@JasonBrant]

🤣 I'm guessing he puts it in his contract that he gets to grope these young women.

[@antonbanks8303]

6:07 That Soul Glow edit killed me!

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@Yea___]

I'm sure the stunt man kinda appreciates his stunt getting so much attention

[@JasonBrant]

Good point!

[@Joe-LComedy]

Thank you so much for going through this for us lol I now need to watch a full movie with my friends and curious what everyone thinks would be the best one to watch for the most hilarious reactions

[@JasonBrant]

Does it have to be Seagal?

[@Mindfuel777]

I’m so glad I discovered this series. Keep up the excellent work.

[@chadlutzke5509]

This is seriously great, man. I got turned onto it via Hunter sharing a video recently. You guys need to do more of these consistently. It reminds me a lot of some review videos me and my PaleoCheeze Podcast co-host did about 10 years ago, but our camera was a potato. We did KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK, ITALIAN SPIDERMAN, LASER BLAST, and BLACK DYNAMITE...three of which are on youtube.

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks, Chad! We were doing one every two weeks before Covid, but we're cycling back up again. Hoping to do one a week before long. Laser Blast and Black Dynamite are on our list... are they worth it? I'll check out PaleoCheeze!

[@davidjsaul]

So in that intro did the guy go out a window or something? They didn't show it enough for me to figure it out.

[@JasonBrant]

🤣🤣

[@raidernat10n48]

This was hilarious 😂. Man. Thank you Steven Seagal for making me laugh so damn hard.

[@raidernat10n48]

Also thank y’all for this great video***** 😂😂

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks! We have several Seagal videos now... his movies are astoundingly bad.

[@MaximumCarter]

Watching this again made me realize how much I want a top 10 "best and worst" tier list of everything you've watched so far 😀

[@JasonBrant]

I like this idea... just gotta find time to make the videos.

[@MaximumCarter]

@@JasonBrant thank you... and no rush

[@Montesama314]

There is some special torture chamber in hell where someone reenacts that window-breaking scene for eternity. It already FELT like an eternity to watch...

[@hammbone8184]

That X-Men shirt is awesome. Kool video! Oh yeah I'm a new subscriber

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks!

[@chrishaz1122]

Never seen this channel before but really like these two guys they should have alot more subs....... So funny

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks!

[@unstoppableExodia]

Yeah this video made me laugh and the production values were good

[@RetroRanter]

Whew, they really wanted to get their money's worth out of that window stunt. 😂

[@JasonBrant]

They paid a lot for that stunt, apparently.

[@equalevolution5563]

What people don’t understand is his movies are brilliant for sending people to sleep. Only problem is the nightmares about him lurking in the kitchen trying to steal your food.

[@The_Petro]

You may have already looked it up, but apparently the beginning and ending scenes are literally from a completely different movie shoot, so they don't mesh with the movie at all but that's the what the man wanted I guess. So weird lol

[@JasonBrant]

That's... Insane. Wow.

[@ian9387]

Holy shit this was such a good video how does this channel have under 1000 subscribers I’m amazed!!

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks! Getting close to 1k.

[@rickjohnson9558]

They used to say that the French thought Jerry Lewis was a comedic genius. From what I gather the Russians think Seagal is an action movie superstar. Equally inexplicable.

[@Recklessyettie]

Definition of defenestration 1 : a throwing of a person or thing out of a window

[@JasonBrant]

I didn't know that. Thanks!

[@zeddieb5150]

Ain't it great? Steven Seagulls is a really tough killer. Ask him. He will tell you. He was just saying he was reading Kill Switch. He said it was the best. Reading through the story line. He said it's the best he's ever read. Can you believe these women want him so bad. They won't share. Then they go off saying he was inappropriate to them. Can you believe those women would say such a thing? Look at the women in switched n killed. I mean kill switch. Is he switching kill to not killed? Back to the women. See they act like hookers he can't control them. Oh my goodness. Could you imagine steven seagulls mating? I mean first of all. How can he find it with all that table muscle he's got. Pure table muscle. I'm pretty sure if he got excited and started sweating it would be straight bacon grease. Steven Seagulls is a freaking legend. If you don't believe me. Ask him. He will verify everything. Switch n kill is gonna be like fast n furious but only mo bettah. And before rumors get out that 8 year old girl in a wheel chair didn't whoop up on Steven Seagulls. Don't be fooled shes really really strong. Ol seagulls might just be the next Batman and robbin. 👍🏼

[@wehrewulf]

Seagal, not Seagulls, you pickled toad scrotum.

[@1badz265]

"He talks like Prop Joe"

[@JasonBrant]

Hah!

[@bigmouth2410]

I noticed you have had one thousand subscribers in one day we'll done,also the window scene is hilarious it is the best man getting kicked out a window scene ever

[@JasonBrant]

We're getting a nice push at the moment. That window scene is amazing. Merry Christmas!

[@bigmouth2410]

@@JasonBrant thanks

[@shawnhurlburt3158]

I fear that one day you will answer your door and be facing 300 pounds of Seagal staring you in the face!

[@michaelmyers3709]

Can’t help but love Kill Switch, just a pure car crash. There was apparently an early workprint which made more sense and wasn’t edited by Edward Scissorhands. Driven to Kill which followed was much better.

[@JasonBrant]

The editing in this was absolutely brutal.

[@milesipka]

Ah, "Driven to Kill", where the actress playing the mother is ONE YEAR YOUNGER than the actress playing her daughter...

[@masterofpuppets5072]

His best movie was Under Siege and that's thanks to Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey

[@christopherregan1654]

And director Andrew Davis.

[@UrMomsChauffer]

I can't believe you guys don't mention that he throws his own music into the movie.

[@tangomantactical]

I've been a lifelong martial artist. I took a year of Akido during his Glimmer Man movie. He went from a BA movie star too a C rated movie guy. Its actually sad. Even JVCD hasn't stooped this low.

[@JasonBrant]

His latest stuff is amazingly bad. The dude is just cashing checks.

[@tangomantactical]

It's so bad it good, but still rotten tuna. Do.some reviews on his interviews of the past 10 yrs. Steven has more than a few screws loose. He says- I'm faster than I've ever been, maybe faster than that. He says- I always have weapons around me at all times.......uh so like when your swimming in the ocean you have a katana out by the sand dune 100yds away? Marked for death was an inspiration for me..........WAS.

[@JasonBrant]

@@tangomantactical Haha, he's given some nutty interviews over the years.

[@georgehenderson7783]

"Hello, Lento's. No, no, that won't work, we're closed for renovation. I'd say... 2 months." kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4bQYpqulraWf9k

[@JasonBrant]

@@georgehenderson7783 "Do you validate parking?"

[@Nummymuffincocobutter]

great review guys... maybe seagal's character lived a double life? there was a book called Kill Switch,but I doubt the movie is based on it

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks!

[@danteasdale286]

Just discovered you guys. You’re fucking hilarious. Sub’d. Can’t wait for more stuff!

[@JasonBrant]

Much appreciated!

[@davids11131113]

That’s what I’ve always thought of Seagal movies so bad they’re good... Hard to Kill etc I’ll watch it just to see Seagal yelling ‘Where’s Ritchie??’ it’s great.

[@JasonBrant]

These newer ones make the older movies look like Casablanca.

[@MotoringBoxTV]

10:40 definitely not Seagal driving - they even have the mirror turned towards the woman! Seagal is so good at driving, he doesn't need to see behind him 😂

[@doratheexploder286]

Segal is in the Guinness WR book for most ethnic man ever.

[@JasonBrant]

No one traverses races better.

[@Richard_John_Dick_Grayson]

12-14-20 It cant be worse, than "Surf-Nazis Must Die", can it? Not surprising, since this was written by a guy, that refuses to have characters that hes playing-- get hit in any movie that hes in.... Oh and hes a blues "prodigy", an alleged connected mob guy, and a Buddhist "god". Seagal was entertaining, in his original three word movies though, from late 1980's and early 1990's. Just out of curiosity, does Seagal run in this movie? If he runs in it, its worth the watch. If you dont know what Im talking about, just watch any Seagal chase scene-- Above the Law is the best example.

[@JasonBrant]

He barely walks in this one.

[@King_Flippy_Nips]

you forgot law enforcement agent since he was a volunteer cop in new orleans for years and they actually have a tv show about it.

[@johnheilds8116]

You mean he survived that fall out of the window. Ahh movie magic. It's like when they get blown up and they just pick themselves up instead of having internal injuries.

[@danielvandersall6756]

Such editing brilliance--Thelma Schoonmaker, eat your heart out.

[@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372]

You should do "Born to Raise Hell". It has editing that MIGHT just beat this one. Oh, and Seagal has a dubbed voice over. And yes, it's "written by Steven Seagal".

[@JasonBrant]

Sold! Just bought it.

[@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372]

@@JasonBrant Good luck surviving. 😉

[@JasonBrant]

@@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372 I'm sure I'll be cursing you 10 minutes in.

[@minoritytracks4666]

@@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372 Lol it’s been 9 months, he still hasn’t reacted to it 💀

[@Gollumfili]

"juuuust leeet yourrr sooouuulll glowww, just let it shine through!"

[@JasonBrant]

Hell yeah!

[@FerociousSimplicity]

Can I send you Into The Sun? A Seagal film from 2005 - When a government official is killed, an American operative with experience in the Yakuza culture is brought in to investigate. I remember it being good but bad still. It wasn't too fast into his straight to DVD career.

[@williamkanderson3]

Oh man I’m rabbit holing all of y’all’s videos and the Seagal stuff is my favorite. Keep it up.

[@JasonBrant]

We have a whole lot more Seagal on the way!

[@j.m.youngquist419]

Doesn't he realize how awful he really is ? An actor no ! And a lot say not a martial artist either and a bully to boot

[@JasonBrant]

How dare you speak ill of Sensei!

[@das81]

3:35 Was the editor indian?

[@JasonBrant]

Indian?

[@perryoparsonneseatingjuicy8738]

Jason Brant a lot of Bollywood films have hilariously ridiculous editing like this

[@patrickbushong7028]

P.S.It's called kill switch because he IS the kill switch that takes out both serial killers,GENIUSES!

[@horror_2s]

Just came across this show. You guys are hilarious...and I'm a Seagal fan. One thing I haven't heard mentioned much about him in general, is that the shots taken from behind him are probably 90 percent never him. Even if he's sitting down or just standing, for whatever reason they use a double. The wide shots he's usually in the room with other characters, but for whatever reason there's a stand in on the majority of shots behind him. Anyways, I'm loving the show fellas!

[@maldwyno.2653]

Steven Seagal is my favourite actor, there's something so majestic about how he holds a pistol.

[@JasonBrant]

Hah!

[@nathanjones5457]

I normally dislike this type of thing but this really made me laugh.

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks!

[@ronaldneehao9723]

New subscriber love your work respect and keep up the great work

[@PictureProductStudio]

One detail that seems to be missed by many reviewers is that he's not killing the killers out of revenge in this. It's his MO. He is a serial killer of serial killers. It is my firm belief that Seagal saw "Dexter" and decided to do something like that. In that aspect ending sort of makes sense: he targets multiple killers at the same time, then goes to recuperate in his villa, then chooses a few more killers in some hole of a city or some shit. At least that's what I got out of it. I watched it on late night TV in Ukraine and it definitely helped that it had a voiceover translation (not quite a dub, but you know, like few actors doing that), because now that I see clips from that, damn is the sound design freaking awful on top of half the actors having or trying different accents. Also, "Russian Woman" is not speaking Russian (or at least not intelligible one), but Seagal is speaking Russian with a heavy accent in that scene. Make of that what you will.

[@1VikingBrute3]

I think Steven was referring to the detonator's as a kill switch..🤣😂🤣

[@JasonBrant]

Sigh. You're probably right.

[@1VikingBrute3]

@@JasonBrant And I'm not proud of it ether bro..Steven use to be a badass. Now he act's like he's from 1970s motown..And he run's a prostitution ring while he play's the blue's under the over pass...🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@slippedknot2001]

I didn’t know chef died and ofc I find out about it through a movie like this

[@JasonBrant]

RIP

[@truegrit7697]

You guys are HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@insignificantaftermathPROJECTS]

I wonder if Seagal films would be edited better if they didnt have to work tirelessly editing out Seagal a million times in an hour and a half? We should actually praise the editors for their intense workload.