Killdozer - Phelous

[@sophierutigliano7595]

I've never seen this Bob The Builder movie before.

[@tlaloc4kids]

This is my favorite Phelous episode. Something about the timing, the jokes, the fun he seems to be having with the ridiculous premise...that ending...all of it is just so perfect and I keep coming back to it.

[@PunksterOS]

It's a close call between Killdozer, Amityville 4, Psycho Santa and Incubus for me. I think Psycho Santa wins out but I still can't decide. It's only been 8 years to make up my mind.

[@biggeek2256]

Alas poor Lifecrane, he barely got a chance to enjoy life

[@jaquelyndixson9813]

Killdozer is a prequel to Maximum Overdrive.

[@alexshute1057]

Jaquelyn Dixson my very first thought lol

[@xax888servo7]

And Christine

[@ZM7241994]

Finally a horror movie for construction workers. Genius!

[@SpeedyEric1]

Zach Myers If construction workers want a sci-fi film, they should check Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. It has a few Constructicons, especially Devastator. He's awesome. He uses his mouth like a vacuum, and he has wrecking balls for testicles.

[@SpeedyEric1]

***** Yes, I did, because I like that movie, reguardless on what anyone else thinks.

[@Tw1stedMoogle]

SpeedyEric1 Liking it is fine! It's us old-timers who feel it was a bastardization of our childhoods that typically hate it. And Michael Bay haters.

[@ElaMongrella]

You're upset about someone recommending TRotF to someone who (jokingly) said Killdozer was genius.

[@lainiwakura666]

+SpeedyEric1 well are the construction workers just as dramatically glorified as the american army in any michael bay film ? ps. michael has balls for mocking america like that xD the sarcasm is uncanny

[@thehorrorhound6575]

Those were some nice stop motion effects Phelous. 👌🏼

[@dancepiglover]

The guy getting run over in the jeep makes me think of Austin Powers when he steamrolled over that guy that wouldn't move out of the way.

[@lunayoshi]

Or that scene in Deadpool with Deadpool driving the ice truck scrubber something I dunno towards a guy at, like, 1mph.

[@BalloonSage]

One of my favorite episodes, and I remember when this was released around the same time as the "Man's Best Friend" episode.

[@extragirth64]

_"They were both sent to jail for the unexplained deaths of their co-workers."_ Yeah, what else would happen? Even the people there couldn't accept it. The initial incident, the deaths and the ending... there was no effort or thought invested in this movie. I think they only had the Crane and Bulldozer (I mean Killdozer) fight in mind and everything else was just a way to lead up to that scene.

[@ColeVecsion]

lol killdozer vs lifecrane was way more epic then it had any right to be, although Megaweapon is *still* the king of monster vehicles

[@NodDisciple1]

+ColeVecsion And yet, it's still more respectful of G1 than Bayformers.

[@qualivia]

ColeVecsion What about the truck in that Stevin King Movie?

[@ilikethecokev2]

Maximum Overdrive? Yeah, it would have made a great Nemesis Prime.

[@MagnificantSasquatch]

THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MIIINE I'M GONNA bulldoze it

[@saramations]

I'm convinced Phelous didn't even write a script for this episode. He just sat down and started taking about it in goofy voices.

[@QuikVidGuy]

I feel like this movie is worth seeing just for the Bulldozer fighting a crane

[@SpeedyEric1]

Or Bonecrusher fighting Hook (aka Hightower).

[@gracekim1998]

You have me intrigued

[@TheBonkleFox]

i was half expecting the blue meteor to be an allspark shard that would turn the bulldozer into a transformer. I've been watching too many reruns of Transformers Animated.

[@tfmaster96]

I thought the same thing.

[@yukiskyzero1313]

Those "Kill" skits you did tho. xD And the "You Stink." part is just funny also haha. xD

[@MsDjessa]

15:40 Hey now we know what inspired that death scene in Austin Powers with the steamroller.

[@theLOSTranger234]

+MsDjessa do you mean steamkiller! ?

[@DarksideEXE]

You know, thinking about it now, am I the only one that thinks "Killcil" should have been "Penkill"? or was there already a movie with a killer pencil called that? Either way this is still one of my favorite Phelous reviews....or in the top 3...top 5 counting crossover episodes.

[@roisinjo6155]

"This little light of miiiineee, I'm gonna bulldoze it."

[@charlesm7215]

"I will remember you... andyou'redrivingabulldozer, will you remember me?" "no"

[@travelerluke5748]

this is my favorite phelous review. I love the different killing items skit lol!

[@joshuataylor7443]

4:31 like those? My favorite is SHOVKILL!

[@MePlague]

Along with Amityville 4, this is my absolute favorite Phelous review. And it's in my top10 all time favorite reviews of anything ever anywhere list too. The pacing and the jokes are just so damn good. "- Look into my deadlights! - No!" :D

[@Ravenite456]

So what we've learned is that a lot of things Phelous owns are made from meteorites.

[@bluezebra8675309]

Life Crane, No! O,Q

[@FuugaNatsu]

bluezebra8675309 Life Crane sacrificed itself, MY GOD!

[@NodDisciple1]

+FuugaNatsu Until all...are one.

[@Jakek200]

Ah yes! the origin of the circling "You Stink" channel meme.

[@tylerleach1833]

"This little light of mine I'm gonna bulldoze it."

[@vjpearce]

It reminds me of Maximum Overdrive. Had a laugh watching that during a B-movie marathon.

[@Official930Studios]

Jeffrey314159 I really thought The Car was the first killer vehicle horror movie until you said that. sadly there are barely alot of movies with that subject

[@NodDisciple1]

Is it wrong that I now want actual Killdozer and Lifedozer transformers now? :-S

[@dragonempress8367]

No it's beautiful

[@reptile1677]

Also the kill dozer was he used was an excavator

[@tfmaster96]

well, I'm planning to make some at some point.

[@NoahFineburgh]

16:37 KillDozer Vs. Light Crane...EPIC

[@sketchpalosotherchannel]

How many people had never herd of this movie and were expecting a 21 min. commentated documentary about Marvin Heemeyer?

[@U014B]

21:18 "Was that really necessary, Killdozer?" As a matter of fact, *it wasn't.*

[@TheMisanthropist69]

They should remake this with Phelous as the voice of Killdozer XD

[@realitysfrank1695]

very few people know that Killdozer was actually Baltard in disguise

[@U014B]

Killdozers! Baltards in disguise!

[@gracekim1998]

Eh! Baltard reference

[@helgmelia84]

Ahahaha! I love your Killdozer voice!

[@guidokreeuseler9566]

This is one of the funniest reviews ever:D

[@schalasmagic]

I don't understand why this review has a low view rate,it's really funny. I want to see a movie about shovkill though.

[@GrowlyGal]

**getting to the lamp ** Me: hm. Amityville 4? AMITYVILLE 4 Me: HA.

[@adam_nathan]

i’ve never gotten more laughs out of a phelous review apart from: “Amityville 4: The lamp escapes” review.

[@jakebryant3445]

This is a movie you would expect MST3K to riff

[@mevicky100]

Mike: Okay, I will! Joel: IT STINKS Bots: YOU STINK YOU STINK YOU STINK

[@redvelvetunderground]

it was referenced on MST3K a few times

[@SoulKingu]

I watched this a whole lot when you had everything on itunes. One of your very best.

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

Y'know, for all this bulldozing, I'm just sad about the the lack of killer forklifts. We got the perfect reference for it even!

[@OnDavidsBrain]

14:49 THERE IT IS!

[@RandomVideoCircus]

This is my Dad's favorite movie!!!

[@hewlett-packardlovecraft2297]

Man, I don't know if you'll get this message 'cause the upload is so old, but that Amityville 4 lamp gag is the funniest thing I've seen in I don't know how long. I'm sorry you had to watch that mess (though that's kinda your whole thing), but as far as throw-away gags go, it was priceless.

[@dennydraws]

We watched this movie with friends during a "bad movie weekend" XD; I proposed it after I saw your review. No regrets!

[@renamon5658]

I wonder if it was the same meteor from maximum overdrive... That would make too much sense

[@heidifedor]

First ever episodes of Battle Bots.

[@alexshute1057]

Dying for a Maximum Overdrive review now.

[@docthemetalfreak]

i think Killdozer had a cameo in "Maximum Overdrive"

[@reptile1677]

He did he came to the gas station with the gun car

[@U014B]

18:27 Was that Killdozer evacuating his bowkills?

[@salculd]

The Amityville callahead remains my favorite joke of the entire series

[@SammEater]

5:11 When I saw the lamp I already knew it was going to be a Amityville 4 joke but I still laughed. hahaha

[@lunayoshi]

I didn't see it coming and laughed really, really hard. XD

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

4:30 Awesome spinoffs. Shame you didn't use the term Penckill (Pens-kill) instead. Also how do your neighbors deal with the screaming in the middle of the night. I suppose I'm not surprised they are too scared to go to into the dead of night to check on the guy screaming with a shovel.

[@smb-c3po]

Another successful video, Phelan. Keep up the great work. There are more bootleg Transformers to be reviewed for Bootleg Zones.

[@crypticmetaphor2723]

Hey :D

[@smb-c3po]

The Doctor The only other Timelord on all of KZbin.

[@crypticmetaphor2723]

Sora Song One and only keyblade master :D

[@smb-c3po]

The Doctor If the Omnitrix were to be created and I had one of my own, it is so appropriate that one of my original 10 aliens is Clockwork since we Timelords apparently possess Chronokinesis as an ability. And we apparently have telepathy as an ability. I won't reveal any spoilers to you.

[@jeroenvanwees3250]

15:50 -ish: did someone else immediatly think about that Austin Powers clip? XD

[@U014B]

Yeah. "Who does Number 2 work for", amirite?

[@Kaefer1973]

Phelous was right here, even if he seems wrong. That "Lifecrane" is indeed a lifecrane, since even though named lifcrane not a single lifecrane is a crane. Lifecrane is just another name for virtuous power shovels, virtuous cranes are named something else entirely.

[@undercooked_spaghettios]

My dad made me watch this with him once. Now whenever my family suggests a movie we should watch on weekends he constantly suggests Killdozer... I seriously can't tell if he likes this movie as a joke or if he truely loves it.

[@themoleman6806]

Probably a little of both.

[@anikmonette2140]

Skyler Tesar Yeah, like a guilty pleasure... Rose Red was mine for a while.

[@aii5748]

lol this is one of your best, Phelous 😁 ridiculous movie and an awesome review ✨👌😆

[@dexstewart862]

🎵This little light of mine🎵 I'm gonna bulldoze it

[@Bismuth83X]

A glowing blue meteor... These filmmakers DO realize that Phazon only affects organisms and robots, right?

[@davidspring4003]

What is a vehicle if not a robot that requires an external control?

[@EpicJasonX9000]

*Killdozer, gonna have some fun-un! Killdozer, murdering everyone-uh! Killdozer, it came from space! Killdozer, it's in your face! Killdozer, um, something! Killdozer, sitcom opening-ing! Killdozer, don't wanna finish! Yeah, Killdozer!* Coming Soon On NBC! XD

[@alabamajrb5534]

Marvin John Heemeyer was an American welder and an automobile muffler repair shop owner most known for his rampage with a modified bulldozer.

[@SpaceRaptor510]

My theory is that killdozer is just a constructicon playing a prank on some really stupid people.

[@NodDisciple1]

"How much longer until the other Decepticons wake up?" "It's still the 70's. It's not the 80's yet. So another five to ten years." "Crud. You want to prank some humans?" "PRIMUS YEA!!!!"

[@Ozymandias2x]

The Amityville 4 part got me.

[@v.m.9198]

phelous looks like the fighting game character they give you during the tutorial and I'm okay with that

[@fleakletheotter]

Buzzzzzzz...AAAAAAAAAAH!!! ...KILLDO!

[@pterrordactyl5694]

totally missed the opportunity at 4:50 to call it Penkill

[@maxbrandt6]

This could have been a good episode of Transformers where Constructicon Bonecrusher is stuck in bulldozer mode [insert reason here] and terrorizes a construction yard until the other Decepitons show up with a McGuffin of the week to fix him all the while fighting off Autobots, that could have totally worked! The PSA to the kids about not playing around in a construction yard would have been the perfect closer to the episode.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Hehe, and yeah, Bonecrusher sure as hell would kill off all the puny fleshlings. But he would make stupid one-liners too.

[@oddeyes9413]

You should review the killer tire movie. I feel Nostalgia Critic's review was missing your level of sarcasm.

[@theLOSTranger234]

shipping christine + killdozer, now there's an abusive relationship, question is... who's the abusive one?

[@weathermangohanssj4]

the answer is yes.

[@SoramimiKeiki]

You can put the mangler in, and you have a love triangle.

[@the13throse]

Damn you! Now I have to add another ship to my already crowded harbor!

[@tremor230]

theLOSTranger234 and I bet somewhere there is a fanfiction about that pairing somewhere...it is the internet after all...

[@NodDisciple1]

The answer is...Yes. And what is the Mangler?

[@Konani_the_unicorn_queen]

Phelous' voiceover is just the best in this episode, reminds me of his bootleg zones. -this guy REALLY loves to play like a kid

[@notoriouswhitemoth]

This is one of the silliest creature features ever

[@joetweet5979]

he never fails to make me laugh

[@Tris_Crazy_Music_Stuff]

so this is where the You Stink bit comes from

[@shawmeremercer7659]

Love your videos :)

[@PhantomShadow224]

my favorite joke was the return of the evil lamp.

[@Volosous]

this is an appropriate total for this movie

[@omegavalwin]

Killdozer was right

[@NodDisciple1]

Killdozer did nothing wrong.

[@hannahpense9973]

Funny (or not so funny) story is a guy named Marvin Heemeyer did make a Killdozer back in 2004. He took a bulldozer he had purchased initially to make renovations on his auto repair shop property. But following a series of a disputes with the city officials of Granby, Colorado, he modified it to be bulletproof, loaded it with guns, and fitted it with cameras on the outside so he could destroy the buildings of people who wronged him. No one was actually killed by the machine, but when it started malfunctioning due to overheating (or a stray bullet from the SWAT team actually hitting somewhere inside it), Heemeyer took his own life with one of his guns.

[@Nekucloud]

I MUST OBEY THE KILLDOZER!!!😳

[@BalloonSage]

Fllllushkill!!!

[@dragonempress8367]

Cilkill!

[@curleyqreviews9793]

Amityville 4

[@dreamlandnightmare]

What was it in the 70s and 80s with vehicles coming to life?

[@andrewlowe3273]

Seriously, how do you get terrorized by something that only moves like two MPH and has all the subtly of a fucking bulldozer?!

[@serveaux]

Lifecrane: Freedom is the right of all sentient construction workers.

[@bloodraven2142]

Man i remember watching this movie as a kid and loved it lol

[@heidifedor]

Carl Betz’s last acting job. He was best known for playing Donna Reed’s husband on The Donna Reed Show.

[@gigabuster_87]

RIP Clint Walker who starred in this movie.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Those are some really nicely colored KO Constructicons, I never seen them before!

[@savvylotodo6871]

I selected 70s sitcom font for my tombstone with the words SPECIAL GUEST STAR right above my name, yeaaah

[@kingsofkhaos6680]

Does anyone know where the music for Phelous' Killdozer song came from?

[@Jude300c]

I wanna know how much fun fun they had making this. I mean the whole fighting dozers' bit.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

That opening title reminded me of that armored "killdozer" rampage. I think they shot that guy in the end, no?

[@suicune690]

What's the public domain music at 4:30? I've heard it before.

[@jeroenvanwees3250]

Did you mean Amity-Kill 4! :P

[@JThom529]

......you stink *echoes*

[@Nagoragama]

Just think, if you'd done this review this year you could have made a Too Many Cooks reference for that sitcom opening.

[@Dreigonix]

16:19 It's Mike Mulligan and his steam shovel, here to save the day!

[@trilby3447]

This review was actually made BEFORE the amityville horror 4

[@U014B]

Um, 1989 was a *while* ago, bud.

[@trilby3447]

Noel Goetowski I mean the amityville horror 4 review

[@gracekim1998]

@@U014B they said REVIEW 😂 silly billie

[@xax888servo7]

Love this cheesy movie, pairs nicely with Duel, maximum overdrive and Christine

[@BlazeNStar]

I was drinking water when "AMITYVILLE 4" happened and in shock I laughed so hard tgat water came out my nose. Didn't think a gag like that could make liquids really do that.

[@mirandazollman7809]

im suprised you havent reviewed the one about the monster truck i think its called twisters revenge or the movie rubber

[@ExplorerDS6789]

ACTUAL-LEE, the 'crane' is a steam shovel.