Amityville 4: The Lamp Escapes - Phelous

[@SakuraAvalon]

Dammit, Phelous! I nearly died out of laughter when she tossed her daughter out the window.

[@phelous]

Roxie ღ Thanks! That part was making me laugh just putting it together.

[@SakuraAvalon]

Phelan Porteous No problem, man. Keep up the great work! :D

[@mcgubbin]

Lmao that editing was amazing seriously....i know it couldnt of really ended like thaf but genuinley thought that was a proper shot from the film haha. Only been watching your vids over the past few days and im immediatley hooked ....you and the cinema snob are the best thing on you tube!!

[@phelous]

+Jack Hamilton Thanks man!

[@matthewmoran5297]

God, Phelan, I love it when you do the Lamp's voice! XD

[@nots0funnyguy]

The Lampityville Horror.

[@trilby3447]

Let's make a sitcom about evil lamp and his shenanigans to try but fail at killing the people around the house

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Liam the fedora dude I'd watch the heck out of that show! Lamp had to be voiced by Phelous.

[@curleyqreviews9793]

Yes yes and more yes

[@daredrogers3884]

@Name.’s Pet Care: A utopia of pets Don't forget about the canned laughter.

[@maxbrandt6]

That is something one of the basic cable networks would have done in the early 90s, back then they were throwing a lot stuff at the wall to see what would stick. Very little did.

[@roberthosford1658]

And his rivalry with death bed the bed that eats

[@iamaunicorn1232]

The stupid lamp thing makes me think the writers/creators found that lamp, thought it was creepy and cool and wanted to use it in a movie. XD "this lamp is weird, our new leader!"

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

Amityville 5: cat possessed by lamp takes manhattan

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

Sounds cute!

[@StevesGenericIndustriesInc.]

Amityville 6: Back 2 tha Space Hood.

[@travismcdowell8352]

I'd watch that😅

[@Nin_the_Shinobi]

I would have liked to see that

[@gracekim1998]

@@StevesGenericIndustriesInc. Amityville 7: beyond space lamp

[@MADVILLAIN669]

This really was one of your finest works. The whole ‘lamp’ bit just kills me, I keep coming back to this every once in a while

[@bennythemonk]

I don't know why, but that collect call from "EVIL LAMP" just makes me bust a gut with laughter.

[@gregdeandrea1450]

11:57 Aaaaaaand now I have a timestamp.

[@gracekim1998]

@@gregdeandrea1450 thank you

[@Nick-mg5xk]

Don’t laugh! It will kill youuu!

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Going to go see a Rifftrax Live of this. Phelous’ voice for the lamp will go through my head consistently.

[@Magitek1112]

You know, with the voice you gave the lamp, it makes me think that the lamp is possessed by the ghost of Starscream. Which would actually be amazing.

[@NodDisciple1]

+Magitek1112 "Of all the things for my allspark to be trapped in, by the Matrix, why A LAMP!?!?"

[@TheBonkleFox]

Pshhhh. We all know what really happened was starscream went into an alternate universe, possessed another waspinator, beat up both the maximals and predacons, and then wound up being the hero in an alternate (and much better) beast machines.

[@80MWH]

"I'LL LIGHT YOUR DARKEST HOUR, MEGATRON, CUZ I'M A LAMP, AND YOU CAN'T DESTROY LAMPSCREAM-wait, that sounds lame!"

[@denizen53]

Or Baby from Dragon Ball GT

[@FrenchPaul1988]

Lampformers, more light in your eyes.

[@darrelsam419]

I love the voice Phelous did for the evil, evil lamp. If there's ever going to be any other movie with evil household items, I would love to hear Phelous voicing that evil household item, I don't care what item it is. I'd love to hear an evil couch that eats people speak in that voice. I'm honestly disappointed that the movie didn't end with them using another lamp to fight the evil lamp, like throwing a normal lamp at it or something. But I have to say seeing two grown women throwing the lamp with a priest tied to it out of the window is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, especially with Phelous' addition of throwing the girl out as well.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

And consider that someone wrote this as a genuine horror movie script.

[@PrincessInuyasha890]

This movie's ending looks like it should be in a Goosebumps episode

[@darrelsam419]

Now that I think about, without the deaths, this would seem a lot like a Goosebumps episode. I'm kind of disappointed that it isn't.

[@SakuraAvalon]

The movie would be a lot better if Phelous voiced the lamp.

[@NodDisciple1]

+Brandon Roberts Have him do a Rifftrax/MyWayEntertainment-esque dub to play over the film while watching it?

[@Boobalopbop]

This my be his funniest review ever! The lamp's monologues were just too funny!

[@jasoncase9481]

No a chipmunk style voice.

[@MurderUs_Cheeze]

"What do you think youur doooing caaaaat!!“ 😂😂😂😂

[@matthewmoran5297]

+@@MurderUs_Cheeze Lamp: [Inside the Box] I'M NOT A JOKE!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!! My favorite line from the review. XD

[@atomicdancer]

The Evil Lamp (I Found at a Yard Sale)! Both the Amityville 4 and the Time Machine reviews are probably my two favorite Phelous reviews. I'll never get tired of them - there's just so much funny in them.

[@gracekim1998]

yeah minus the fact i found this video three weeks ago XD

[@TBTabby]

"Okay, for my 307th book, this couple is attacked by...A LAMP MONSTER! OOOOoooo! Ooooo!"

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

Nice reference!

[@Jedi-cloud]

Phelous’ lamp voice is a pretty good crypt keeper voice too

[@thomasjenkins7506]

this seems like a goosebumps episode. one of the good ones, though.

[@cheezdoodle96]

It actually does. Like really. Also, hi Grass Mask!

[@vanessawaltz8233]

The voice he gave to the lamp reminds me a lot of g1 starscream's voice, so now all I can think of is starscream's spark possessing this lamp, and starscream being the real villian of this movie.

[@tonymata8070]

I have an answer about why the house looks ok in this one, Amityville 3D was marketed as a non canonical entry in the franchise. When the trailer ends, there’s a text in the bottom that explicitly states that it’s not a sequel to the first movie or its prequel, The Possession. So canonically speaking it’s The Possession, The Amityville Horror and The Evil Escapes.

[@Davidmadden19]

Silence of the Lamps? Lamphunter? Hannibal Lighting?

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

David M lampy Krueger , lampaway camp, lamp fencer

[@handsomebrick]

@@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 Sleepaway Lamp

[@FrenchPaul1988]

Last cannibal lamp ? Friday the 13th: the lamp lives ?

[@scood3747]

a new lamp? revenge of the lamp?

[@omrivanpeer9041]

awesome idea! LOL it'll have Buffalo Bill making lampshades!

[@death-king1834]

You just know when a franchise has to resort to an evil possessed lamp that you've officially run out of ideas.

[@xalm8761]

It's not the first time a possessed lamp was the theme for a horror movie. A few years before Amityville 4 was made there was a movie called The Outing (A.K.A The Lamp) that was about a possessed oil-burning lamp terrorizing teens in a museum.

[@tonymata8070]

@@xalm8761Does that one have an evil Djinn?

[@xalm8761]

@@tonymata8070 Yeah.

[@tonymata8070]

@@xalm8761 Oooh, I'll check that one out.

[@sean.furlong1989]

there is also a possessed mirror, clock and a dolls house.

[@Awesome_Pichu]

they should make a horror movie about a family who moves into a haunted house. the twist, they've moved into so many haunted houses they're not even phased by all the activity. the son, "Mom i see dead people" "Well tell them to stop moving the couches, they're scratching up the floor" or. mother sees ghost in mirror, "Will you stop that, i'm trying fix my makeup and i can't concentrate with you staring at me'

[@jsb8261]

Chad Riggs I don't think Hollywood would handle it properly but that sounds amazing.

[@mevicky100]

You should check out “The Selling of Scarry Manor,” It’s a horror comedy about an entrepreneur who get his hands on an incredibly haunted house and is trying as hard as he can to flip it while keeping prospective buyers from freaking out when they tour the place.

[@StarBlue42]

I can't believe how old this video is! Its always been my favorite from your horror movie era. Mainly because of the ridiculous premise 😂

[@AmaryInkawult]

I can understand the little girl's plight...my grandfather is a clock after all. It's always confusing when appliances you use turn out to be your biological relatives. Unlike the lamp, we managed to work out our differences and get along 😉

[@FrenchPaul1988]

I know someone whose entire family is living musical instruments, but hush. It is her secret.

[@TheNumnutRandomness]

Amityville 20: Pre-prequel of the Demonic Construction Workers. This movie explains how the house gets rebuilt every movie.

[@hudsondorian9433]

It'd be like Killdozer, except with more long, drawn out turning-the-car-around scenes and unfitting laughter.

[@MirageMusicUk]

You know a Phelous review is good when you question whether that actually happened in the movie or did he put it in? like the end with the cat? Seriously i thought he put that in as an effect haha along with the girl being thrown out of the window?

[@davestandarowski5082]

Mundo Productions I thought the same thing about the "evil" running the lamp cord.

[@ItsaBuizel]

im pretty sure the girl being thrown out the window was an edit from phelous

[@mrfivegold]

This reminds me of that family guy sketch where Stephen King makes a proposal about his new book about a "Lamp Monster".

[@tfmaster96]

you and linkara both.

[@tonymata8070]

Clearly someone who wrote that joke must’ve seen The Evil Escapes lol.

[@chey6380]

The guy who plays the Father is my favorite actor Norman Lloyd, he's the only reason I ever watched this film. He's also turning 102 this year.

[@qualivia]

Cheyenne he is still alive?

[@chey6380]

qualivia Yep! He's turning 103 in November! 😊

[@juanchocorleone]

Cheyenne Lynn Let me guess... He's turning 104 this year, huh...

[@KillThad]

@@juanchocorleone On November 8th.

[@juanchocorleone]

@@KillThad W... Wow.

[@jacobwooten5137]

Phelous the only person who can make this movie entertaining

[@maximpeshkov3377]

Amityville 4: The Silence of the Lamps

[@ThePistons4life]

Lmao maybe I'm the only one who laughed at the mother throwing the daughter out the window..didn't expect that shit haha..great review once again

[@davidspring4003]

"You will all feel my wrath! The wrath of Lamp!" Lamp Trek 2: The Wrath of Lamp.

[@Labyethan]

"... LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!!!!"

[@SpeedyEric1]

"I've done far worse than kill you. I've ran up your electric bill. And I wish to go on running up your electric bill."

[@davidspring4003]

"I shall leave you as you left me...as you left my old house...marooned for all eternity at the center of a pile of bills. Buried in debt...buried in debt..."

[@berpipo]

David Spring LAAAAAAAAAAAMP! LAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

[@fanfaretloudest]

You mean Lamp Trek 2: Electric Billgaloo

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

The kid flying out the window was HILARIOUS.

[@Reemus4]

A evil lamp is ridicolus! Evil alarmclocks a the real shit, I allways oversleep because of mine DAMN YOU ALARMCLOCK!

[@LaydiNite]

"The Amityville Toaster: make breakfast spooky"

[@YMasterS]

Foamy?

[@tfmaster96]

halloweenie?

[@sarah98917]

"Spooky eating toast! Yum yum yum! Human hand!"

[@reptile1687]

“HAHAHAHA I BURNT YOUR TOAST, AND NO AMOUNT OF SCRAPING WILL REMOVE THE BLACK PARTS!”

[@Boobalopbop]

That girl flew out the window as if she was all wet and completely useless now.

[@matthewmoran5297]

EEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

[@RaphBlade7]

Ahh, my old nemeses, The DMN Lamp! Seriously, I saw this movie as a little kid and that Lamp genuinely scared me, to the point I was wary of lamps with spherical light bulbs that reminded me of it. Fortunately, my Bear Lamp (a lamp with a stuffed teddy bear at its base which I own to this day and it still works, though had to replace the lamp shade twice) had a lamp shade that allowed me to sleep at night (apparently my young mind considered the shade as the equivalent to "hiding under the covers" as the lamp in the film doesn't have one, causes Lamp Shades are its kryptonite). I eventually got over my silly fear of Demon Lamps. So there actually was someone who was once scared by this Demon Lamp Movie.

[@RaphBlade7]

I'd also like to thank Phelous for reuniting me with my old adversary of a horror film, as I was too young to apparently remember the name. I always considered it that horror movie with the Demon Lamp and possessed cat at the end which I thought was by Steven King (and yes I've seen the Family Guy cutaway where King says his next book will be about a haunted lamp to his publisher after spotting the guy's desk lamp and the publisher realizes he isn't even trying anymore, before accepting the proposal). I think I was the cat at the end that made me think that cause I was somehow subconsciously aware of Church from Pet Cemetery (might have seen him on the cover of the book, a TV promo, or something as I wasn't a fan of scary horror movies as a kid).

[@RaphBlade7]

Just goes to show you, you never know what will scare somebody, especially if their a little kid (or an adult who discovers they have a fear of lamps and/or lamps possessed by the devil or demons). Also that poor possessed cat at the end (he not only got possessed, but never even got an Amityville sequel and is COMPLETELY POINTLESS NOW!) (Sorry I was channelling a bit of the Beauty's Old Man there... HEEEEEEE!).

[@envypuff]

This is my favorite of your videos xD Evil lamp who tries so hard to be evil when it's just sassy and misbehaved

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

I mean..he killed like one guy and a bird

[@MrDman21]

In the updated version somebody tries to sell the lamp on ebay and the evil reaches thru to the internet.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Oh no, it's the plot to Rings!!!!

[@MrDman21]

HA HA!

[@FrenchPaul1988]

So it becomes some Internet ghost stuff ? Get the Red out.

[@ultraturbojack2926]

The Evil Lamp vs. Killdozer! It's the battle of the century! ...no, never mind, that's stupid...

[@PunksterOS]

RIP Aron Eisenberg. Brian was said to be his best EVER acting role _(that wasn't a Ferengi)._

[@teedup8995]

The daughter flying out the window was hilarious! Funny review!

[@abonnybunny6647]

I'm so happy we now have an EVIL LAMP Pokemon too!

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

redloiyu654jay yup

[@abonnybunny6647]

(not sure how this comment never showed on my feed.) Actually I meant one of the GEn 7 ones, Xurkitree! You'll see the resemblance right away!

[@axolotlfairy2473]

Alolaville 4: Xurkitree Escapes

[@ArkaSaurusRex218]

@@axolotlfairy2473 alolaville horror, alolaville 2, the nilego possession, alolaville 3, the ultrabeasts within

[@jessaminehaak8253]

Genuinely one of my favourite pieces of content on the internet of all time XD love this review so much

[@93MANIAC]

Ever since I first saw this review almost a decade ago I have had the mental image of the evil lamp chasing the main characters by jumping around the house Pixar style

[@GruntGamerProductions]

A horror movie about a lamp? What's next a movie about killer plants? *The Happening* Damn it Shyamalan!

[@TheMediaRaptor]

Little Shop of Horrors?

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

GruntGamerProductions there's several good plant horror movies like both little shop of horrors, day of the triffids, and invasion of the body snatchers

[@SenorMeinKrafter]

Contamination .7 is also known as the Crawlers. It's an amazing movie. It's at least the best plant movie.

[@amethystnat]

Ah this remains one of my favorite reviews of yours, Phelous. Cracks me up every time! By the way I listened to a creepy pasta the other day, I think it was called "Keep the Lights Off" and I was totally reminded of this review. cause it also featured an evil demonic lamp!

[@FrenchPaul1988]

Not sure why but I want to call Old Man to the rescue. 😆

[@CelticGuardian7]

I saw this review years ago (pretty sure it was before it was even on KZbin!) and always wanted to rewatch it. The lamp slowly wobbling over the screen with a bunch of crayons is one of my favorite jokes in anything ever. It just about had me dying when I first saw it and it's still as hilarious as I remembered. I love a lot of Phelous' reviews, but this one holds a special place in my heart.

[@DarksideEXE]

that's nothing, I got a haunted pencil...it also writes things on the walls with Crayon. yes the PENCIL picks up a crayon and writes stuff.

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

This tv movie ends with the cat being possessed by the evil lamp. Clearly, this is a prequel to Strays

[@ArbiterofTruth]

"Why do I keep doing these things?" Because you are ridiculous and silly. Which is why we keep coming back! 😋

[@wraithwolf007]

Quite funny review. The killer lamp should be a recurring character in future episodes.

[@handsomebrick]

aNd ThE fLiEs

[@chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926]

This isn't even the worst Amityville movie because the franchise has been dragged through the mud with direct to dvd movies that popped up after the remake with Ryan Renolds The Amityville Playhouse The Amityville Terror The Amityville Asylum The Amityville Haunting Amityville The Awakening (the only film in this list with a review rating higher then 3 stars)

[@handsomebrick]

but no Lampityville follow-up, sadly.

[@yukiskyzero1313]

The voices you did for the Lamp and the cat are hilarious in this review. You really made my day there haha. xD

[@CozyMoose]

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched on KZbin!

[@sneakyskunk1]

In a perfect world, someone would create an action figure of the evil lamp. Phelan would then review that action figure. Sadly, we do not live in that world.

[@konstance13]

I think this and Killdozer are probably my favorite reviews by Phelous. He's just having so much fun in both of them.

[@Kaefer1973]

Five Across the Eyes and Seventh Moon for me, though he didn't seem to have fun.

[@konstance13]

Kaefer1973 Five across the eyes is a really good one too, but Seventh Moon honestly made me kind of nauseous to watch. I wanted to appreciate Phelous' humor, but it's tough when each shot from the movie gives me a migraine. 😑

[@Kaefer1973]

+Konnie The Hero As long as you got to the song^.^

[@gracekim1998]

@@Kaefer1973 the song is glorious ❤

[@ScowlieMeerkat]

Seriously one of Phelous's phinest reviews.

[@firekindler]

The Evil Lamp (I Found at a Yard Sale)

[@cameronstone4495]

what the

[@tfmaster96]

featuring fat grandma

[@ANIMALCRACKERS85]

I have never thought so much about lamp.

[@DavidMChannel]

every once in awhile I suddenly repeat "NO ONE SUSPECTS- THE LAMP!!!" to myself. thank you for that.

[@starlimitz2]

Still one of my all time favorite Phelous reviews.

[@TessaGrayscale]

this is one of phelous' BEST reviews and it's criminally underrated! I've watched this one the most, it's so funny!

[@abbimatlock98]

This is one of your funniest reviews ever! Your lamp voice sounds like Isaac from Children of the Corn XD

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

Abbi Matlock almost, Isaac has a touch more squeaky teen puberty mixed in

[@denizen53]

Or Baby from Dragon Ball GT

[@DarkseidJoshua]

This is my favourite Phelous review everytime you do that evil lamp voice I can't help but laugh 😂

[@matthewdove5528]

This is and always will be my favorite episode of your show

[@AnvilPro100]

The lamp review, definitely my favorite of yours

[@DeathofInk]

Remember, touch anything but the Lamp!

[@MsDjessa]

Umm, maybe it is the Christine of houses. Just fixes itself after being totally wrecked? : P

[@darrelsam419]

That would make the house creepier if it worked that way. Wish the movies would show or at least mention it though, and show the house regrowing or repairing itself, or something.

[@ParkerDavis]

Phelous, as much as I love Wabuu and Old Man, Evil Lamp needs to become a regular character. This video is genius, I've watched more times than any Amityville film.

[@MADVILLAIN669]

The evil lamp is the key to all of this

[@guilhermehank4938]

Phelous, just want to tell you are the best at what you do. And no matter which year, from newest to oldest, the reviews are still just as good as ever. Keep the fantastic work. You fail to fail us, Phelous.

[@JBailey889]

One of your funniest, I laughed so hard. Blip doesn't wok well for me with my crappy internet so really appreciate the KZbin Uploads

[@StephEmra]

This is a lot like "Amityvillie It's about time" with the possessed clock .

[@omrivanpeer9041]

that cat is totally me after I smoke a joint, I'm like: "Yeah... whatever..." and the cat's red eyes at the end! i need some eye-drops too LOL

[@BlueBlurHedgehog20]

Safety tip: Do not play a drinking game any time you hear the word “lamp” in this review. Because you will die. (This PSA was brought to you by the Totally Not Evil Lamp Corporation ™️)

[@lucykerslake5423]

Love reliving my childhood through old phelous reviews. You're burned into my brain, man (in a good way)

[@MandrakeFernflower]

I cannot wait for Lampityville 5: 330 lumens of terror

[@aguy17]

I'm glad the Lamp didn't kill the Cat, but I am mad it killed the Parrot. That was a Rosella, one of my favorites!

[@UndeadHavoc1]

Wait! It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!

[@CyberB07]

Lmao! X'D Please stop, my sides are hurting! That lamp voice is too much! (especially since it sounds JUST like a cat) Yay for Linkara's Penguin laugh~ (he so needs to dress as him one day)

[@theloonyva5250]

"None of you suspected the lamp!" "Actually, we all kinda suspected the lamp" "Oh, I hate you guys!" XD I'm fucking dying

[@mariamcarthur417]

Dam u are such a grate comedic reviewer. Always make me laugh 😂 and ur background info is grate too !!

[@eternalhikarinotenshi193]

It looks like a Nightmare Before Christmas tree reject and also the people who does Amityville Horror must really be running out of ideas to come up for a evil lamp...I guess J.I.M. got his idea for Foamy The Squirrel Amityville Toaster from this stupid made movie. XD

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

One of your most hilarious review. But the movie itself is just ridiculous. They should have had the killer lamp meet the possessed sofa. :P

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

"I review lamps!"

[@GoddessofAnubis]

This is the one. My all time favorite Phelous review. I rewatch this one at least once a month and I laugh every damn time.

[@alicered4198]

I would watch any movie where Phelous wrote lines for and voiced the monster. It would be the best horror spoof of all time.

[@zachbutler2241]

This was always one of my favorite episodes, so I'm glad it's on youtube.

[@graemesmith6721]

Father Manfred is played by Norman Lloyd, who just passed away last May at the age of 106.

[@93MANIAC]

Why the fuck did we never get a Amityville sequel that was about a evil fucking cat ? 19:13

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

0:45. Man that house in Tom's river, NJ sure got rebuilt quite a few times.:p

[@RichardWatt]

Amazing rebuild jobs after using so much explosives each time. You could have probably taken out a WW2 submarine pen door with that amount of explosives.

[@JaymzBernard]

This is one of my all-time favorite Phelous reviews. :)

[@EpicJasonX9000]

*We're Sorry, But Your Call Cannot Be Completed As Dialed Because It's Currently Being Blocked By A Lamp!* I still love that line and this review. definitely one of the funniest horror reviews you've ever done. ^-^

[@reptile1687]

and he already had to pay the lost distance! lamp wins again!

[@SammEater]

I thought I have dreamed about this movie because I saw once as a kid, but no, turns out there really is a movie about a killing demonic lamp. lol

[@LUCKO2022]

I have nostalgia to this film. 1) It was the first Amityville movie I saw. I saw it on TV on Oct 31,1998. After this movie was over I saw Night of the Living Dead for the first time (the black and white one from 1968). Then I watched some Friday the 13th videos I rented which was parts VI and VII. It was a good night. 2) My dad stayed up and watched them with me.... then later he had a heart attack and nearly died then and it was Nov 1 (since the heart attack happened at about 7 AM. After arguing with the ambulance to take him to the hospital (the paramedics kept claiming it was just gas and didn't want to take him, till I threatened to sue them if he dies. Good thing I did that BTW since his heart stopped about 1/2 way to the hospital and he had to be revived),btw I did get those paramedics fired as they weren't doing their job.

[@Jopo1226]

The lamp covered up the plumber to not alert the housekeeper to call an ambulance or police. The family would look for the housekeeper even if it tossed the coat away.

[@dawwe8869]

One of my favorite Phelous videos.

[@MotownFan1962]

17:26 - Oh, great. An evil lamp *and* The Blob! Will nothing go right for me today? Or, alternately, "That's odd. Usually, the blood gets off on the second floor."

[@Gat720Dua]

That moment when you were playing with those lamps, I almost expected you to make a sudden realization about this is what your doing with your life.

[@LUCKO2022]

My girlfriends cat purs when he has his ears back. But then again he is a weird cat.

[@CasaiAgicap]

Pixar The Great I read that as you saying your girlfriend purrs, and I got slightly depressed.

[@markiangooley]

My first cat purred loudest while chewing my hand. She rarely broke through my skin but it usually hurt.

[@biggeek2256]

Lamp Wars Episode V: The Lamp Strikes Back