King Joffrey's Name Day Tournament [HD]

[@markrezk9775]

"Beloved nephew! We looked for you on the battlefield, and you were now where to be found." "I've been ruling the kingdom." "And what a fine job you've done." Man Tyrion is so awesome.

[@MadlyParrot5345]

2000 likes and no comments I’ll fix that

[@GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox]

@@MadlyParrot5345 And what a fine job you've done!

[@hohlendroll4457]

A classic „roast someone without insults“

[@DonJohnson-x3r]

then he spent like 2 minutes there and goes "well i got things to do".. he fucking came all the way there just to tell him he was too busy to hang around lmao

[@therealnotsoslimchucky377]

Joeffrey would have told Margery that she is the cutest thing had she been the one to say "it was well struck". Something about her made him a simp.

[@DrRockso1987]

Tyrion: "My lady, I'm sorry for your loss." Joffrey: "Her loss? Her father was a confessed traitor." Tyrion: "But still her father. Surely having recently lost your own father you can sympathize." THIS is why people fell in love with Tyrion! He can stand up against any asshole and speak his mind without fear.

[@The810kid]

except his father

[@Jocelyn_Jade]

DrRockso1987 *spoiler* yeah, he just kills him instead. ;)

[@oksglo8371]

DrRockso1987 л

[@esmurrembam]

And now Tyrion is a genius with ideas like sending the King in the North to an army of 100.000 zombies

[@GoldenRose116]

well to be fair the king of the north is a huge idiot.

[@Armitage112a]

I love how the Hound backs Sansa up on the bad luck thing. Guy's a class act, IMHO.

[@adrienneclarke3953]

Naomi Armitage when reading the books there was a real strength to The Hounds feelings for her. I always hoped he would end up with her but will settle for Tyrion

[@denkerbosu3551]

@@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771 Its amazing how he portrayed an stoic and constantly pissed character.

[@TheInfernoarmy]

Nah he said that because he wanted all the wine hahaha

[@aravshastri4859]

Ya first of all joffey would have ok looks but he can't as strong as a the hound

[@GoogleUser-rf6cg]

HE also killed a little boy

[@obi-wankenobi5044]

There’s something so relaxing about the atmosphere of the early seasons, hearing the birds chirp, the noises of the animals, the wind blowing and the lovely view of the sea, it really helps absorb you into the world.

[@sevinc3381]

Exactly

[@mrsclio4752]

It looked genuine, like it was a documentary on the Middle Ages. Later seasons looked just like some discount fantasy show. Cinematography was really on another level

[@obi-wankenobi5044]

@@mrsclio4752, a lot of the color in the first 5 seasons was completely removed in the last 3 seasons. All the costumes just became black and grey and even the locations all seemed darker and muted. It no longer felt like you were in medieval times

[@mrsclio4752]

@@obi-wankenobi5044 that's the thing

[@caitlin4598]

@@obi-wankenobi5044 THIS. For all of season 7 and 8 and a good chunk of 6 everyone was wearing black. People joke about how dark everything was (exposure wise) in season 8, but all the characters looked more or less monochrome even in good lighting.

[@AndreaTornese]

I am now realizing after years how Joffrey's death has some kind of poetic justice connected to this scene since he meant to kill a man by choking him with wine. On his birthday. Which meant bad luck

[@widowrumstrypze9705]

And it was the same man she got the necklace from!!

[@cheeseisjar3058]

Oh right and dontos was even part of the conspiracy that killed him too

[@AndreaTornese]

Yeah exactly! That is 100% poetic justice intended here.

[@julianmarx2002]

that is some epic foreshadowing.

[@hellund2874]

Yup. Back when the series followed the books and there was continuity, foreshadowing and character development.

[@RUdigitized]

Makes Ser Dantos almost choke to death from wine. The Hound: "What a man sews on his name day he reaps all year."

[@glowpinkduck]

OH MY FUCK

[@TKaarel]

+Thaheera Althaf That's why G.R.R. Martin is so brilliant. There. I fixed it for ya..

[@jonathantan2469]

And Ser Dontos played a part in the successful plot to poison Joffrey's wine.

[@darrensboy]

Captain?

[@Mr.LaughingDuck]

^I see you just came out of a padded room with a jacket on. Were the orderlies in white uniforms nice to you? But seriously, for fuck's sake, just say "FUCK"

[@adikshithojha3666]

I came here to see one scene which was there in the books. It went something like... Joffery: "Her(sansa) stupid brother is going around calling himself a king." Tyrion: "It seems all sorts of people are calling themselves kings now a days your grace." PRICELESS... Shame it wasn't here...

[@guysimchony309]

Adikshith Ojha most of this scene is straight out of the book though

[@erastusmarugu]

Yeah. I expect jousts and lances. Not brutal duels

[@kazachok2241]

Guy Simchony yeah but in the book Dontos didn't have paints when he came

[@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771]

And Tommen fought in the Tourney and falls on his ARSE. lol

[@ClaireYunFarronXIII]

Emhyr var Emreis "Paints"?

[@mar-k7104]

2:55 “And you my lady, thank you.” I really like this moment, him acknowledging to Sansa that he knows she just saved his life.

[@MizRouge]

And then he saved hers.

[@thomasb7347]

He notes it later on in the seasons

[@purpledragon5354]

@@MizRouge Oh dang! That never registered until now for me.

[@darth3261]

@@MizRouge Fat bastard did it only for a paycheck. It was all Baelish.

[@RTU130]

Right

[@xentharas5629]

Sansa outsmarted him here and he even didn't realise it. The Hound betrayed him here and he didn't even realise it. Tyrion ashamed him and he realised it but was too afraid of the dwarf to say anything.

[@niveditachaudhary7891]

how did the hound betray him?

[@xentharas5629]

@@niveditachaudhary7891 he lied to him, he said, the lie Sansa told him was true.

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

@@xentharas5629 I mean, he later reaped what he served by choking to death on wine.

[@daze.d5462]

For the book readers, did the Hound have an interest in Sansa? As a love interest, I mean

[@useraleatorio4367]

​@@daze.d5462 No

[@kimberlyterasaki4843]

People say Sansa's stupid but in this scene alone she manipulates Jeoffrey into not killing Ser Dontos. Twice. The fact she picked up on Jeoffrey equating Mercy with a quick, clean death shows how far she'd come from just the end of Season 1.

[@mustangsilver16]

Kimberly Terasaki she’s a slow learner.... but she learns

[@janeeli]

Mustangblue08 We must thank her for her lessons cause we will not forget them

[@dantederi5062]

A shame her intelligence were reduced to "I don't know anything about war".

[@alexanderds9574]

Thst was hardly msnopulating but yeah, good point.

[@Belthazor24]

One of which came with a very timely assist from The Hound. Everybody discounts him as just another big, dumb brute, but he saw what she was doing immediately and jumped in to help.

[@shrimpanzee001]

That poor knight had no chance. Imagine his fear as he was told he'd be fighting The Hound with a spiked mace.

[@mrhouse2882]

+Naomi Armitage they're talking about the knight the hound knocked off he ledge, the drunk one was fighting someone else

[@costco_pizza]

Let me tell you what makes a knight. Killing. Either enough men, or the right man. House Clegane should know. We’re very good at both.

[@zrusit9640]

@@costco_pizza money and prestige makes you a knight, being a knight foremost means being a noble

[@Tomohiko_JPN_1868]

@@zrusit9640 Very True. Example. is.....Sir Patrik Stewart. Who acted well in Star Trek "TNG".

[@qaasi95]

@@Tomohiko_JPN_1868 That's actually being way too generous. At least Patrick Stewart "earned" the title through some achievement or another. Olden nobles usually just bought their knighthood. "Knight's honor" is manufactured nonsense garbage.

[@renoxblackthorne9131]

Myrcella perfectly balances out Joff's wickedness: On "We heard you were dead" she immediately follows up with "I'm glad you're not dead". No wonder she is Tyrion's Favorite of the 3 of them

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

Speaking as an uncle you always love your nieces more than your nephews. You expect your nephews to be annoying little snot s just like you were.

[@on-line10]

@@julesmasseffectmusic tf idiot -_-

[@kingkongchief1177]

Besides Jamie Myrcella and Tommen loved Tyrion. Tyrion even said to Cersei they’re the only family members he loved besides Jamie.

[@Nxst-i5l]

And yet, it was Tyrion who got her killed with his stupidity

[@Haphu15]

​@@Nxst-i5lit wansnt tyrion who got her killed, she was shipped to a different place for her safety and she was happy there, it was more cersei's fault for pailing up a list of enemies cause of her ego and narcisism

[@alib3208]

Sansa actually played the Game of Thrones here. Way to go.

[@rogerfederer9523]

Game of Thrones? No, not really.

[@alib3208]

Roger Federer Yes really.

[@alib3208]

Roger Federer Because she played her cards right, she kept him alive. For the time being.

[@rajeshchodisetti964]

she played game of how to be alive

[@alib3208]

Rajesh Chodisetti Is there a difference? Quoted by Cersei herself, when you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.

[@Frostwolf017]

I like how Meryn is such a good henchman, that Joffrey doesn't even need to be explicit with his evilness. "Yes your Grace, I can tell you're feeling particularly vicious today."

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

I loved this comment so much I came back to this video, paused it, and looked for this comment. well done

[@Frostwolf017]

"Something ironic today, my King? Excellent."

[@superdanyal2009]

This is an amazing comment I giggled extremely hard

[@TheStargateNerd]

"Ser Meryn, what are you doing? I didn't ask you to drown the man in wine! What are you, a monster?"

[@IsaiahRichards692]

@@Frostwolf017 The ironic part is where Sansa saved Ser Dontos’ life by pleasing her sadistic husband!

[@carterf3585]

In the books, Tommen loses a joust to a pile of straw during this tournament. You read that right. It's not a joke. He literally loses to nobody

[@lamaga60]

he was like 6 though!

[@khalid5942]

+lamaga60 he was 8, as old as bran :)

[@lamaga60]

+Khalid GM hahaha still it was kid man and one that was more interested in kittens and normal 8 year old stuff than jousting

[@Barrett49cal]

+thesphynx it was on a stick and it had a club and when he hit it the pile of straw swung around and hit him with the club

[@Mikeanglo]

+The Merc With a Mouth And King Robert- the slayer of fucking Raegar Targaryen- loses one to a boar. What's your point?

[@matmax416]

Tyrion is such a good uncle for Myrcella and Tommen

[@tommenbaratheon3612]

i like him

[@BlackDiamond2718]

@@tommenbaratheon3612 "This one doesn't like me." "Can't imagine why."

[@tommenbaratheon3612]

@@BlackDiamond2718 me neither

[@999madgamer]

He a good person to anyone who he calls friend

[@giuseppegalli8858]

Sansa is really smart here

[@rx10]

+Giuseppe Galli Compared to her normal self... yeah , still dumb

[@GoldenRose116]

Honestly other then in season 1 she has been smart in all seasons. Sure she screwed up in season 5, but she couldn't have known Ramsay was such a psyco

[@serenalena4895]

Golden Rose she wasn’t smart in season 5 ?? She was practically sold to the Boltons by little finger , she wanted to go back home she didn’t know that Ramsay was psycho she tough that she has seen the worst with Jofferey

[@ClaireYunFarronXIII]

rx10 ?

[@denkerbosu3551]

@@serenalena4895 The entire plot of her and Ramsey is retarded, and it was stolen from another character. In the books Sansa is well and fine after leaving King's Landing. They needed to give her the story of another raped character in order to make her interesting.

[@memmett9946]

3:00 I love the way Tyrion just rolls in with his posse, all of them lined up behind him.

[@jasonburns7897]

Like a BOSS

[@September2004]

I wonder, if Tyrion had rolled in 2 minutes earlier, how would he have handled Joffrey's killing of Dontos (before Sansa had a chance to step in).

[@IPFreelly604]

We looked for you on the green fork, but you weren't there.

[@atikshagarwal5147]

@@September2004 I think he would let it happen and think of Sansa differently.

[@September2004]

@@atikshagarwal5147 I don’t think he would’ve as I can’t think of a situation where he allowed cruelty if the person didn’t deserve it. Off the top of my head anyway.

[@jerry1309able]

What people don't realise is Sansa was only 12 and a half years old here who was caged and tormented. Yet she showed humanity and mercy for Dantos and was able to come up with something quick to manipulate Joeffrey enough to let Ser Dantos live!

[@BrianLyons315]

Actually she was 14 in Season 2.

[@princeytron]

@@BrianLyons315I think he’s going by the book continuity, which is 3 years younger than show Sansa. Had to age up the characters to avoid pedo stuff.

[@Gala-yp8nx]

It’s kind of sad that Littlefinger had Ser Dontos killed. He was trying to protect Sansa.

[@kiairahopkins1529]

It’s sad that it didn’t work with her dad

[@paulievespucci6867]

​@@princeytronthis is a video clip of the show though. The comment says "Sansa is 12 HERE". Should have said 12 IN THE BOOKS.

[@julekakillashandra589]

I love how Tyrion interacts with Myrcella and Tommen! ❤️

[@Srinidhi00726]

He loved them so much.

[@tommenbaratheon3612]

i like him

[@duganrocks100]

You should read the books. They run up to him right when they see him. Like a kid would.

[@a.c.m.964]

Sansa's brilliance and kindness in the face of her own possible torture and death is fucking aweworthy.

[@chelc848]

A.C. M. THANK YOU. One of the most underrated characters, to be honest.

[@MissElisabelle]

chelc848 She's not underrated. She is dumb.

[@alphanerd7221]

@@MissElisabelle She's smarter than all of the other characters. She starts with the weakest hand and becomes queen of the largest kingdom.

[@Sawrattan]

@@MissElisabelle she was trained to appear dumb. Hence moments like this when she has to carefully use her intelligence while still appearing silly.

[@psyc8407]

@@MissElisabelle May I remind you that she’s meant to be a young teen in the books.

[@-zx-31]

3:20 that moment when you forget your nephew and nieces names

[@TheJokerx420]

Lmfao I never noticed that

[@bait5257]

Lmao

[@athenavictoria9731]

Really missed the dialogue from the books -- Tyrion compares Sansa to "a deer surrounded by wolves." Sansa corrects him, "Lions," but Tyrion says he's only a little lion and he won't hurt her.

[@solheinroth13]

Sansa is acting with cleverness

[@marchlander1]

She knows when to play along. Joffrey, Cersei, Janos, Littlefinger... they are traitors and the greatest part about that is that orders to imprison and execute Eddard, who was still Hand of The King, came out of people who had no such authority. By Robert's will, Joffrey was not a king yet and since Robert passed away, Cersei was and is still not and will never again be the Queen.

[@marchlander1]

My bad....

[@corsariocapitao]

Sansa IS clever... I think the show didn't do her justice

[@alphanerd7221]

@@corsariocapitao She became queen and won a war.

[@whocares6139]

At 2:09, I think Sansa meant to say "You cuuunt"

[@boulbaggies1465]

Read that in an aussie accent 😂😂

[@blackfyre5158]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@maxpower3555]

Came here to look for this comment.

[@TheDissmaster10]

Wow, what a kingsguard. They really have honor.

[@AngelCakes1997]

Like a wise man once said "too old"

[@hazardous0887]

They can't really disobey their kings orders I believe ... The only true prick without honor is Ser Meryn (sorry if I butchered his name) but that's only because we get to see who he is as person from time to time. The other two, we don't even know their names and as far as we know, they're just following orders ...

[@Mana-xd2tp]

It's the reality of so called honourable and chivalrous Knights.

[@masterplokoon8803]

Arthur Dayne, Barristan Selmy and others just stood by as rhe Mad King commited horrible things against the inocent. They have as much honour as those who follow Joffrey's orders.

[@mohmedibrahem2376]

I thought you said they have hodor

[@blackfyre5158]

i love at 2:07 the screen shot shows the hound quickly looking at Sansa after she says "You can't" I'll bet he was thinking something up to protect her from Joffery! Hail Sandor Clegane

[@beckylyn_9228]

"Well struck, dog! Did you like that?" "It was well struck, Your Grace" "I already said it was well struck" ".....yes, Your Grace" Sansa is a savage I love her lol

[@Complexcore-lz8de]

damn what a savage line

[@guil7290]

How tf is that savage

[@Complexcore-lz8de]

@@guil7290 It is called sarcasm

[@guil7290]

@@Complexcore-lz8de I asked that to the original comment, your comment was clearly sarcasm (which is why I liked it if you notice)

[@Tigerheiress]

shes so funny

[@TheFunFactoryChannel]

"But still her father" >Killed his own father

[@Bluestar4443]

Mehmet Al Sani For good reason though. Ned was a good man, just not equipped to play the game.

[@BrisbaneRiders]

Mehmet Al Sani plus Tyrion says that he hates himself for doing it but he had to

[@wikipediaintellectual7088]

“You are no son of mine.”

[@nathand4500]

and??????

[@connorsampson1566]

I love the delivery of Joffrey's "we heard you were dead" line. You know how he feels about Tyrion and that he certainly wouldn't mourn his death, but there's still a smidge of.... I don't know, acceptance/relaxation in the way he sounds as he sees he's still alive. Almost as if he was assuming his pain in the ass Uncle would pop back up eventually.

[@hidof9598]

He probably knows how smart he is

[@Psychetrippers666]

"Beloved nephew!"Lol Tyrion's sarcasm ftw

[@katelynpringle5506]

I love how nice Tyrion is to his niece and nephew (the non-evil one).

[@cinemacola6398]

"Of course you are" You can tell Tyrion feels so bad for her.

[@FerretJohn]

According to the backstory Ser Dontos was the last of House Hollard. The Hollards stood with House Darklyn of Duskendale in a failed attempt to kidnap and ransom King Aerys II Targaryen. When Barriston Selmy rescued Aerys ending the Defiance of Duskendale Aerys had the entirety of House Darklyn killed as well as all of House Hollard, every man, woman, and child. Only young Dontos survived, spared at the request of Ser Barriston to serve as Ser Barristons squire. Sadly Ser Dontos was never a particularly good knight, and even more sadly the whole incident tipped Aerys fully down the path of paranoia and madness

[@Mikeanglo]

Name day tournament = the hound murdering EVERYONE HE FIGHTS That poor drunk bastard got lucky.

[@nevermore7285]

Chef Boyardee Though, if it’s a tournament, he may have eventually had to fight the hound

[@PotatoPoro]

Tommen was too good to be in such a treacherous family as the Lannisters. If you look at his face in this scene you can tell he doesn't hold the same affinity for brutality and cruelty that the rest of his family does.

[@tommenbaratheon3612]

yes and myrcella too

[@petitensweet08]

Well he did laugh when Ser Dontos started throwing up the wine

[@CaitlinSk]

I love love love that Sansa started playing the Game w/o even knowing it

[@xians3216]

I love how Bronn always has a knife behind his back. 🤣

[@hydewhyte4364]

two

[@flyingrancidm00nfish7]

Joffery: Meryn, help Ser Dontos celebrate my nameday *Meryn proceeds to drown Dontos with a keg of wine* Joffery: What are you doing??! Can't I just have a nice birthday? Guards execute Meryn!

[@bluebay1031]

Flying Rancid M00n Fish Tbh, I actually thought he was being somewhat nice at first. Like he was going to let him drink all he wanted [and then probably have him fight afterwards] but still let him drink. Then this happened

[@vesperrose333]

0:33 that was her one shot at manipulating him the same way Margaery Tyrell did.

[@Shibangi_spirituality]

Sansa survived with her intelligence so many people fail to see that. The way she controlled her emotions and relied on mind was magnificent

[@vjm3]

You'll survive this yet, my lady Stark.

[@heavenlyhellion916]

I admire sansa she had to tip toe on eggshells and say things she would have never and do things she would have never done in the first place just to survive

[@Tibo-f8s]

I love the fact that Tyrion bursts of dominance in this scene without even trying😂😂😂

[@ReMattch]

I love Tyrion's character here. He clearly sympathizes with Sansa. He knows she's bullshitting and it's to stay alive. I'm sure if it was within his power he would have her set free so she can go home. There's a lot of those moments of characters in the early seasons who want to help others but are clearly unable to do so and so they must do things against their nature. Like Tyrion having to turn his back on Sansa's abuse. That's the sign of a great drama. Appeals to the audience's emotion by teasing something that could potentially happen a la Tyrion rescuing Sansa, but giving them the gritty reality instead of the circumstances.

[@OceanbornAngel]

Oh my God, Sansa and Tyrion need to be reunited. Both of them have been treated like crap despite being relatively likable people and they make such a cute pair.

[@Jurgen123445]

Tyrion abuses Sansa in the books? Citation needed.

[@OceanbornAngel]

That's what I'm saying, this is the show and some characters have been a but altered to be more sympathetic, like Tyrion. This is more based on the actors than anything else I believe. So in the context of the show Tyrion and Sansa are still a cute couple because Peter Dinklage and Sophie Turner make them a cute couple.

[@idktbh92929]

De skape I agreed with you until you said Sansa is going to end up with The Hound. He’s a grown ass man and Sansa is a child

[@nousernameforme]

@De skape also I don't think so. Sandor is not even a guy that must be united with Sansa. In the book he is no less than an abuser, he felt pity for her yes. But he terrified her all the same. Just because they had some moments does not make them foreshadowed canon. IMHO, Sandor and Sansa is horrible pairing. I ship Tyrion with Sansa in the show, but in the book none of Tyrion & Sandor are ideal men for Sansa. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@GoldenRose116]

Why do people always have to ship Sansa with old men that abused her

[@jonathantan2469]

4:20 I like how The p-Imp implies that Joffrey doesn't do anything except indulge in entertainment.

[@September2004]

2:19 Was that Sandor lying to support Sansa because he doesn't like bullies?

[@September2004]

+svennie pennie Obviously about that line about "What a man sow's on his name day, he reaps all year." Is that true or did he just make that up?

[@svenniepennie4237]

+jessc1979 Trying to kill a man by making him drink wine, can you think of anyone else who died by drinking wine?

[@September2004]

+svennie pennie You missed the point completely. The lie was about that superstition. Is it an actual superstition that is held or did Sansa make it up to save the man and Sandor supported her lie? So I have no idea what your question is supposed to be about. And yes, you could kill someone if you force to drink enough of anything until their bellies explode.

[@svenniepennie4237]

+jessc1979 Nobody knows wether that's true or not in Westeros, this is the only mention of it. My point was that Joffrey died by drinking poisoned wine.

[@lizbennetgenova]

+jessc1979 it's possible it was a lie but I wouldn't be sure. He never went straight against injustice, even when he didn't like it. When Jeoffrey was having Sansa beated, he just stood there and did nothing. If Jeoffrey had ordered him to beat her, he would have done that, even if he wouldn't like it. If Tyrion didn't arrive, Shansa would have been beaten very very badly that day. Only after Tyrion said he was having none of that and ordered somebody to give Sansa a mantel or something to cover herself, the Hound offered his. He is not in the position to oppose a noble man or a King and it wouldn't be in his nature to do so in any case case, so I wouldn't be sure he lied.

[@ColinoDeani]

I Love the look in Tyrions eyes when sassa Recited her loyalty to Joffery... "Of course you are"

[@RLynnT]

The say Tyrion says "of course you are" to Sansa, his eyes and face say "you poor thing, I can see you are terribly broken"

[@herbluepoems]

“this one doesn’t like me” “can’t imagine why” 😂😂

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

Hound: Isn't it enough that Tommen already has me beat in the looks department?

[@c.w.simpsonproductions1230]

“It would be bad luck to kill a man on your nameday.” Glances at the huge puddle of blood. “A little late for that…”

[@roguevlogs4424]

It was wine

[@dolphinerofachero3159]

@@roguevlogs4424 they threw a knight over the bridgehe desd

[@Spanner249]

Well that was in mutual combat which was a risk fighters took in a tournament. Ordering an execution is a bit more direct. Also he did get a year of war so in a way the axiom held true.

[@edinscot56789]

Tyrion is one of the few people to mock the Hound straight to his face

[@dumbsmashies6776]

I love that opening, probably one of my favorite fight scenes in the show, I'm pretty sure it's the only one with Maces.

[@nevermore7285]

Strangely, of all the scenes in this series, this one is one I remember the best.

[@Attam0604]

Tyrion is such a good uncle

[@deeznuts-ef4gn]

The hound has such a great speaking voice!

[@sydneywatson3468]

So I've watched this scene a couple of times already. You have to give her some credit where it is due. With everything that is happening, and what Sansa is seeing, she knows for a fact her life is in danger and she's doing everything she can to keep herself alive. Still can't believe that it's taken me this long to really realize why Sansa nonchalantly said that.

[@YurieMurgas]

I think this is the moment when Sansa starts to become badass. Just small things here and there. All Hail Queen Of The North!

[@goryanadazaghal1206]

vomits

[@c.w.simpsonproductions1230]

Dontos’ alcoholism is a lot more understandable when you learn his backstory. He was the last surviving member of House Holland after the Mad King had his entire family executed after the Defiance of Duskendale.

[@josipmarinic9663]

I like that despite how you could easily take it as him being cool,the guards know it's torture time based off of previous commands

[@andyarken7906]

I like that they had a horn with an open end ready, in case anybody wanted to play a drinking game.

[@hydewhyte4364]

It was actually a fairly common funnel. Much cheaper than copper or iron. Horn was the plastic of it's day.

[@Kitchdmn3]

“We looked for you on the battlefield, but you were nowhere to be fouuuuund…” 😂😂😂

[@stevestir8628]

I fucking love Jofferys actor he is the perfect casting for a childish king

[@reelsheet]

I would love to see what season 7 Sansa would have acted if she was back in that position. Also, I just realized that Sansa was why Sir Dontos had his life spared and later on in season 4 he saves her life.

[@kittycatcat6962]

1:31 the hound was used to his masters call, the cruelty, the violence, and the trouble jofferys rule wrought on all

[@Leinarth_]

Tommen chewing his medieval gum.

[@tommenbaratheon3612]

shh you caught me

[@thisrandomdude2880]

Mastica, it was used since the time of the Ancient Greeks and was also popular with the romans.

[@baitedlol6972]

"See that he drinks his fill" *Proceeds to start shoving barrels down this throat* "Wtf guys I said give him a wine not drown him"

[@HerrHeissler]

0:56 .... i just realised thats lothor brune. What a sad short cameo he has

[@Ruosteinenknight]

04:25 "Yours, my nephew. I'm here to do your job."

[@aceofspadesguy4913]

I liked it better in the books that The Hound didn’t even bother competing because it was all beneath him. He’d already one the _real_ tournament, the one for Ned, they didn’t even have enough knights to fill out this one.

[@PozitivMC]

I just realized that Tyrion reminds me of Dr. House with his jokes, intonations and facial expressions 😎

[@SpadaccinoLuciano]

Ser Dontos the Red Overweight Foolish Shows up late to a fight Has American flag armor Coincidence?

[@loplop019]

exactly

[@troykemp5329]

SuperFunnyGuy "most Americans aren't overweight..." No that's why America has the highest population of obese people in the world

[@xDreMack]

FoolishInk America isn't even in the top 10 for most obese by population.

[@fuckiforgotthesedumbassvids]

I dont think so

[@ashwinramesh4186]

@Skip Bayless most Americans aren't smart lol, Americans don't rank the top 10 in mathematics or literacy rate

[@BoundInChains]

"Beloved nephew" - strikingly richer than that appalling season finale. Lol

[@1048Kane]

I love the sounds sandor makes in the Helm.

[@LPSCANDY10]

Asmr....

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

The growls of a battle-craved beast.

[@rayray6490]

Let’s all agree it was rather well-struck

[@kendawyatt3219]

I love how Marcella and Tommen love Tyrion. ❤

[@richarddelsanto407]

anyone else realize at 8 seconds in the hound is shielded with his left hand...and 15 seconds in he is shielded with the right?

[@sirlenemodesto2665]

0:59 That is a hammer Robert would be proud of, look at that thing!

[@futureai2702]

Sansa is so beautiful and clever here

[@stevel935]

Some say Lothar Brune the Freerider still stands there to this very day waiting for an opponent.

[@banks615]

@2:35 Tomen laughing when he starts throwing up

[@tommenbaratheon3612]

no i was relieved that he wasnt going to die

[@4pensword4]

Back when the show did *gradual*, masterful character development. Moments like this should have kept coming!!

[@carsonhales2449]

I just realized that the knight Sansa saved was the same one that Lord Baelish had killed the night they escaped. That’s probably when Sansa first knew she couldn’t trust him as the knight already owed Sansa his life!

[@kingkongchief1177]

Besides Tyrions brother Myrcella and Tommen truly loved Tyrion and treated him like family and not like a monster or dwarf. Tyrion was wrong to say Jamie was the only member in his family that didn’t treat him like a monster.

[@hrodvithit]

Joff being the easiest to manipulate character without realising it.

[@Sawrattan]

I think Sansa wasn't really stupid, but she had been groomed to appear dim. That's why she seemed like a slow learner when in fact she was unlearning fake naivete.

[@Thechillsergeant7]

That was the best job interview I had ever witnessed lmao

[@lizbennetgenova]

I've got a thing for Tyrion in an armor

[@zymethamp6596]

The hound at the start had his shield on his left arm and mace at the right. Then switch camera at 0:16 it becomes the opposite.

[@starrynight6268]

Beloved nephew! Then you realise he’s only referring Tommen in here

[@mohmedibrahem2376]

I laughed hard when Pycell referred to him later as Dontos the king's fool

[@LockedDownSpectator]

Sansa learning how to play the game of thrones through the adapt-or-die methodology. She played this idiot of a king for the fool he truly was.

[@chuckvze]

At 2:02 they didn't put it in his mouth.

[@websurfin2010]

Ser Dontos appears to be wearing the American flag.

[@thegreatjedi309]

A fat drunken fool late to the fight and happy for more wine? Sounds legit.

[@amberbamber9656]

First of all, the stripes are facing the wrong way for the american flag, secondly the stars aren't stars but crowns, and thirdly y'all all talk a bunch of shit but when something big happens who do you look to for guidance? That's right. The U.S.A.

[@michaeldukes4108]

Troll Master ... We’ll see your country on the podium at the next Olympics. We’ll just have to look down to do so.

[@theautomator8372]

Untrue actually. He's wearing red, pink,gold,and blue. Also even if he was several other places have the exact same colors as America. Examples: France, Russia, Dominican Republic, United Kingdom, Taiwan and Czech Republic.

[@UmbertoDanzatoremolesto]

si e vero

[@denisefineder6927]

Tyrion woke up and chose passive aggressiveness.

[@fujimi715]

Sansa totally saved that dudes life

[@BroadwayRonMexico]

Yep. And in the books, he does a lot to help her because of it, actually getting a bit of a redemption arc

[@ZephyrBW]

Joffrey's Cowardly nature relieves itself

[@pizza4589]

wait does this mean he fucking rehearsed this with his guards in the hope someone shows up drunk

[@baccaismemebob2603]

apparantley so

[@DragonscanQStoo]

No. In ancient Rome they would punish people in this manner who disrespected royalty or nobles when drunk in their presence. This same kind of punishment can also be seen in the movie Caligula.

[@trevorpate121]

Yipes.

[@gook5219]

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