Kingdom Hearts Sex Ed

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Doobus Goobus

Doobus Goobus

6 ай бұрын

Sora gets a little confused.
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@neighandwhinnymchorse2100
@neighandwhinnymchorse2100 6 ай бұрын
I love the fact that Sora questions what a penis is, displaying that even though he's teaching a sex ed class, he literally only knows the metaphors and euphemisms instead of the literal information
@Th3UprightMan
@Th3UprightMan 6 ай бұрын
Good job, you explained that particular part of the joke to the absolutely no one who asked and thus made it even funnier!
@bloomerangplays6669
@bloomerangplays6669 6 ай бұрын
wow who knew a joke would be funny
@michaelpineiro533
@michaelpineiro533 6 ай бұрын
What do you mean? This was a video on basic locksmithing/bladesmithing.
@JaytheLay1
@JaytheLay1 6 ай бұрын
People are being rude in the comments but honestly pointing out something and showing appreciation for it is...kinda cool to see as a creator? It's far, far better than just quoting the video.
@ScuttleBugReal
@ScuttleBugReal 6 ай бұрын
@@JaytheLay1Yeah I only be mean to comments if they point out the entire joke or just quote the video and optionally add a skull emoji
@charleslovell5315
@charleslovell5315 6 ай бұрын
The fact that Sora literally takes a metal beam to the cranium as an inconvenience is never not funny to me
@dawsondebell1603
@dawsondebell1603 6 ай бұрын
His brain moved out of the way a long time ago to make room for more hearts
@quinnfletcher3906
@quinnfletcher3906 6 ай бұрын
Keep in mind he has fought gods, demons, and entire armies. I don't think a beam is going to do anything.
@goldexp1882
@goldexp1882 6 ай бұрын
He's taken skyscrapers to the face, a beam is like a tap to him
@monkeyjoey98
@monkeyjoey98 6 ай бұрын
Bro has second chance on. We just dont hear the low health sirens cuz all of that is only in his head.
@AtariDad
@AtariDad 6 ай бұрын
Feats, yo.
@DARKECOFREAK98
@DARKECOFREAK98 6 ай бұрын
Goofy asking sex-ed questions despite canonicaly having a son somehow makes the most sense.
@commodorex
@commodorex 6 ай бұрын
They retconned A(n Extremely) Goofy Movie, they took his son away 😭
@internetlurker1850
@internetlurker1850 6 ай бұрын
@@commodorex Can't have shit in Disney
@peteryeeterson5766
@peteryeeterson5766 6 ай бұрын
@@commodorex NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
@ashikjaman1940
@ashikjaman1940 6 ай бұрын
​@@commodorex I guess this confirms Mickey's the mom since he took the fucking kids
@buggypc9753
@buggypc9753 6 ай бұрын
I thought sora was 5 or somethin what
@Finamajig
@Finamajig 6 ай бұрын
Mickey screaming “FOR WALT” as he destroys himself and everyone around him just to prevent Sora from mentioning anything queer is painfully, hilariously realistic
@DrSuperLuigiSeth1
@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 5 ай бұрын
I wonder if Walt would even disapprove.
@bobbysworld281995
@bobbysworld281995 5 ай бұрын
​@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 if he can give us Peter Pan, he can understand queer people.
@DrSuperLuigiSeth1
@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 5 ай бұрын
@@bobbysworld281995 I can imagine he'd be cool.
@ry6554
@ry6554 4 ай бұрын
@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 Yeah… Imagine… _Sigh…_
@farcy3insanitymeme
@farcy3insanitymeme 4 ай бұрын
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 He was radically racist, antisemitic, and grew up at the turn of the century, so.. I guess you can come to your own conclusions there.
@jdiaz2809
@jdiaz2809 6 ай бұрын
Better than any sex-ed class I ever had
@CarlosVasquez-xf8nx
@CarlosVasquez-xf8nx 6 ай бұрын
Yeah, this was way more informative than the actual class
@CRYPTID536
@CRYPTID536 6 ай бұрын
It’s weird I’ve learned more from this vid than 1/2 a decade of Family life education and health class
@Iamneverthesameagain
@Iamneverthesameagain 6 ай бұрын
HELL NO
@buttAttack
@buttAttack 6 ай бұрын
sex if it got sponsors
@stabakoder
@stabakoder 6 ай бұрын
As your 1k like. I agree. I was shown images of all the worse case STD and STI. Even the cauliflower dick.
@RikuVA
@RikuVA 6 ай бұрын
_I'm uncomfortable with how insanely well done your impressions are_
@Guywithachair
@Guywithachair 6 ай бұрын
You new here?
@RikuVA
@RikuVA 6 ай бұрын
@@Guywithachair Oh no, I've been here for a while, _it's just always a shock to me when another voice comes out and it's like_ *PERFECT* haha
@UrielElOsO
@UrielElOsO 6 ай бұрын
I'm more uncomfortable for the fact this was an adult store sponsorship. Not mad or disappointed, more impressed.
@REvoLverj98
@REvoLverj98 6 ай бұрын
Those are impressions? I legit thought Goobus hired Haley Joel Osment
@diabolivirtusen-tavares-ea4645
@diabolivirtusen-tavares-ea4645 6 ай бұрын
@@REvoLverj98 😂
@MrAwesomeMatty
@MrAwesomeMatty 6 ай бұрын
Sora smiling and saying, "That smarts!" right before the sound of the beam hitting the ground kills me every time.
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 6 ай бұрын
0:34 XD
@amirgarcia547
@amirgarcia547 6 ай бұрын
Sora putting together an entire sex ed class yet not knowing what a penis is is the most in-character thing in existence lmaooooo
@Chris.EP.95
@Chris.EP.95 6 ай бұрын
As someone who has never played any Kingdom Hearts game, this is 100% lore accurate.
@VanessaMagick
@VanessaMagick 6 ай бұрын
If Nomura watched this video, he'd probably make it canon.
@canelitafacha7232
@canelitafacha7232 6 ай бұрын
As someone who has played most Kingdom Hearts games, this is 100% lore accurate.
@themurmeli88
@themurmeli88 6 ай бұрын
It was sadly lacking in faux leather and alternate timeline versions, but it did shoe in darkness for no reason, so, it's pretty accurate.
@Iamneverthesameagain
@Iamneverthesameagain 6 ай бұрын
WTF
@djsierra777
@djsierra777 6 ай бұрын
I've unfortunately played all of the Kingdom Hearts games and can confirm this video is biblically accurate
@Knackered7
@Knackered7 6 ай бұрын
I love how the bad Mickey Mouse impression is also accidentally an incredible Hooty owl house impression.
@Yakmage
@Yakmage 6 ай бұрын
not accidental, hooty's voice comes from alex hirch making a terrible mickey impression and they just left it that way
@PlatinumAltaria
@PlatinumAltaria 6 ай бұрын
I wish that Hooty would swallow Mickey whole and we could have a gay Disney instead.
@balazsdancs5450
@balazsdancs5450 6 ай бұрын
​@@PlatinumAltariaim an atheist and still pray so that couldnt happen.
@user-yv3ke7mg2l
@user-yv3ke7mg2l 6 ай бұрын
@@PlatinumAltaria Then he’d be eating Disney’s posterboy. Killing Michael Rat doesn’t instantly mean the evil is gone, if you’re upset shows like The Owl House got canned because of their gayness blame the head honchos at Disney Co. no Michael Theodore Mouse
@gwbricks
@gwbricks 6 ай бұрын
Hoot hoot!
@JivetheSuperTurkey
@JivetheSuperTurkey 6 ай бұрын
"he's trying his best, God bless him" absolutely top tier XD
@robertorick6383
@robertorick6383 4 ай бұрын
Sounds like it was said by Hank Hill.
@joseluidelcid4498
@joseluidelcid4498 5 ай бұрын
0:08 "He's trying his best. God bless him."
@gumballviking9102
@gumballviking9102 6 ай бұрын
The implications that Xehanort was trying to use Kingdom Hearts to make the entire multiverse have unprotected sex is something I could've lived without but at the same time is really funny
@goranisacson2502
@goranisacson2502 6 ай бұрын
Makes sense- man wanted to unmake the whole damn Disney-verse, and how to do that quicker and more effective than bring down the wrath of moralism on it? At long last, I see the TRUE game... but wait, the Master of Masters had written Xehanorts failure. Could it be... that Walt Disney didn't NEED Mickey to blow himself up, because he's never even left the building?!1exclamationmark
@gumballviking9102
@gumballviking9102 6 ай бұрын
Is this what non KH fans see whenever lore discussions pop up? I think I finally get it now
@dremcrak5647
@dremcrak5647 6 ай бұрын
I don't know anything about KH but this almost made me laugh out loud lmao
@blackmercury2796
@blackmercury2796 6 ай бұрын
This gives a new meaning of getting "norted"
@laurentrobitaille2204
@laurentrobitaille2204 6 ай бұрын
@@goranisacson2502what do you mean by “bringing down the wrath of moralism” 🤨
@Shellshock39
@Shellshock39 6 ай бұрын
Sora teaching Sex-ed using keyblades and keyholes as allegories is somehow oddly wholesome.
@sheenpailovesu7841
@sheenpailovesu7841 6 ай бұрын
It feels... Way too in-character?
@FoxGoesSquee
@FoxGoesSquee 6 ай бұрын
Somehow lmao
@Sarah12471
@Sarah12471 6 ай бұрын
​@@sheenpailovesu7841thats the kinda humour we do here
@bobuxman1434
@bobuxman1434 4 ай бұрын
He's doing his best
@bland9876
@bland9876 4 ай бұрын
It's probably better if you use USB thumb drives because some of them have foreskin.
@Salidin111
@Salidin111 6 ай бұрын
Dont forget to use a scabbard for your keyblade to avoid the darkness, Sora goes on adventures without one and he has had to fight off darkness everywhere he went.
@johnlosh5221
@johnlosh5221 6 ай бұрын
Ron Desantis passed “don’t say gay” to hide his intense sexual relationship with Mickey Mouse
@robertorick6383
@robertorick6383 4 ай бұрын
DeSantis cleanly lost to Haley and Trump and threw in the towel, so DeSantis can kindly F off.
@issabeganovic8822
@issabeganovic8822 4 ай бұрын
The power-mad MAGA fuck...
@mr.k418
@mr.k418 4 ай бұрын
Or you could just look up the bill to see it was only about stopping sexual talks with elementary school children and didn’t say homosexual or homosexuality once.
@robertorick6383
@robertorick6383 4 ай бұрын
@@mr.k418 It seemed logical enough, but alas, it didn't prevent him from being defeated by orange pumpkin face Trump or Nikki Haley, who still won't drop out of the race yet. Politicians are a peculiar bunch. They don't want to give up unless it makes their reputations look really bad. The law was really taken out of context, but on the other hand, I'm an "Amphibia" and "Owl House" fan, and those two Disney projects contain plenty of LGBT subjects. Maybe Doobus could make fun of those two shows with his funny videos.
@mr.k418
@mr.k418 4 ай бұрын
@@robertorick6383 the political race had nothing to do with this. I’m pointing out how this bill that was passed had nothing to do with banning homosexuality in schools and was focused on stopping teachers from having any kind of sexual conversation with children in elementary schools. That’s a good thing and people trying to demonize with misinformation is disturbing. Also, enjoy those projects since they’re good content that has representation, we need more like that instead of garbage. Good stories are good stories no matter what’s included, and that’s what should matter.
@omniultimate
@omniultimate 6 ай бұрын
Even in the midst of violent protest from Mickey, he continues to teach. Sora is an excellent teacher.
@romancatholicgameing
@romancatholicgameing 6 ай бұрын
"violent protest" That's definitely one way to explain it...
@YatuXu
@YatuXu 6 ай бұрын
Doobus has gone from paying adult voice actresses to getting paid by adult companies, glad to see you moving up man
@yrooxrksvi7142
@yrooxrksvi7142 6 ай бұрын
Sounds like something's out of pocket is afoot. Nope, I'm leaving. This ain't moving up, this is digging a rabbit hole.
@masonasaro2118
@masonasaro2118 6 ай бұрын
he also got sponsored by them in the elvis video
@SorcererVtuber
@SorcererVtuber 6 ай бұрын
He did hwat
@DiceBard
@DiceBard 6 ай бұрын
​@@SorcererVtuberhe's hired adult voice actresses to voice commonly lewded characters, like Rouge the Bat, on his KZbin parodies for the gag
@_Cetarial
@_Cetarial 6 ай бұрын
@@yrooxrksvi7142 Okay, bye.
@virologiclist25akajoshp82
@virologiclist25akajoshp82 6 ай бұрын
0:34 Micky's voice: tf ARE YOU DOING!!!? 🤣🤣🤣
@ZaiDrizzleDrop
@ZaiDrizzleDrop 2 ай бұрын
Haha thanks I was wondering what he said. I thought he said “THIS IS F@CKING YOUTUUUUUBE!!!”
@DarkAlone0731
@DarkAlone0731 Ай бұрын
Sora: OOF! that smarts
@richdinero777
@richdinero777 16 күн бұрын
0:36 Oof! That’s smarts!
@permberd4185
@permberd4185 6 ай бұрын
I'm gonna be completely honest. this is a better, less cringey, and surprisingly clean sex ed tape then like, anything I've seen before. It contains no genitals of any kind in image or mention and yet I completely understood everything. I love it.
@jmurray1110
@jmurray1110 6 ай бұрын
Also it doesn’t call women crusty tape who no one loves
@SJ_Killingspree
@SJ_Killingspree 3 ай бұрын
​@@jmurray1110 oh... What sex Ed's have you been watching?!
@jmurray1110
@jmurray1110 3 ай бұрын
@@SJ_Killingspree thankfully not me but a lot of abstinence only courses use these sorts of analogies to shame women who don’t “stay pure” until marriage It’s absolutely disgusting
@ZaiDrizzleDrop
@ZaiDrizzleDrop 2 ай бұрын
@@jmurray1110agreed
@dimensionaldining
@dimensionaldining 6 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for Donald to learn about his corkscrew!
@anon1403
@anon1403 6 ай бұрын
Jeez.
@mastermind41
@mastermind41 6 ай бұрын
Why do you think Daisy's always mad at him
@Weatherman4Eva
@Weatherman4Eva 6 ай бұрын
Let's not forget that duck sex is legitimately rape and often gangrapes
@trickstab7903
@trickstab7903 6 ай бұрын
​@Weatherman4Eva both Ducks and Penguins do that. Despite seeming cute, these mfs are horny as fuck
@falconeshield
@falconeshield 6 ай бұрын
I get it sadly
@BugsyFoga
@BugsyFoga 6 ай бұрын
I love how goofy just descends from the skies like a god 🤣
@diabolivirtusen-tavares-ea4645
@diabolivirtusen-tavares-ea4645 6 ай бұрын
😂 mofo sneaky
@tamsuemomwife
@tamsuemomwife 6 ай бұрын
A goddess
@kitocco9827
@kitocco9827 6 ай бұрын
As Goofy should be and deserves
@morrezra
@morrezra 6 ай бұрын
Trans god
@ambrose1724
@ambrose1724 6 ай бұрын
doofus ex machina
@gregtestagent
@gregtestagent 3 ай бұрын
“He's tryin’ his best, God bless ‘im”
@cofeman347
@cofeman347 6 ай бұрын
I like how every barely recognizable american can do a michael rat impression, it's like it's their national identity
@elitely6748
@elitely6748 6 ай бұрын
Okay Doobus's voice talent impresses me once again, but Sora really did give everyone the *key* to learning though!
@sammyjones8279
@sammyjones8279 6 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure that kinda behavior will get a teacher put on a list here
@minecraftlover-oj2xj
@minecraftlover-oj2xj 6 ай бұрын
Sora calling AIDS darkness was the best thing i've heard
@alistor3777
@alistor3777 6 ай бұрын
Does that mean Riku got aids when he fell in that hole? Is that why he can't use light fully anymore?
@lesterholbird9017
@lesterholbird9017 6 ай бұрын
It could probably be used for any VD/STD. So falling into a hole of darkness... yeah the light probably burns....
@MissUmbra
@MissUmbra Ай бұрын
This feels like a Mokey’s Show episode I literally pictured everyone except Sora with Pelo’s voices after watching this a few times
@1floccinaucinihilipilification
@1floccinaucinihilipilification 6 ай бұрын
"this is the fault of your parents not mine" I'm dead
@catalin2766
@catalin2766 6 ай бұрын
Always loved how randomly Adam and Eve sponsor people. Like, I've seen tool review channels being sponsored by them, it's hilarious!
@alexvaldelamarbustamante3835
@alexvaldelamarbustamante3835 6 ай бұрын
Horniness is inside all of us, in our houses, in cars, in our Jobs, in our temples, in our enterteinment; it's a part of us as a whole, it's part of what make us humans.
@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 6 ай бұрын
That seems surprisingly appropriate.
@yrooxrksvi7142
@yrooxrksvi7142 6 ай бұрын
@@alexvaldelamarbustamante3835 Sounds like a massive cope excuse from a coomer.
@steffanyschwartz7801
@steffanyschwartz7801 6 ай бұрын
@@alexvaldelamarbustamante3835especially in catholic temples
@jazzlaugh6578
@jazzlaugh6578 6 ай бұрын
​@yrooxrksvi7142 So acknowledging the very well documented chemical reactions in our bodies compelling us to mate which kinda rule and dictate 95% of natural behaviors amongst every other animal on this planet makes you a coomer? How did Frank put it? "The catholics fucked you up bad!"
@Aidswayz
@Aidswayz 6 ай бұрын
I mean to be fair, Sora's final smash in Smash Ultimate is called "Sealing the Keyhole", so Sora has definitely either seen some shit or done some shit
@Guywithachair
@Guywithachair 6 ай бұрын
Why not both?
@Aidswayz
@Aidswayz 6 ай бұрын
@@Guywithachair Because that's too un-family friendly for Disney. Sora can do one fucked up thing or the other but not both
@Saferoom45
@Saferoom45 6 ай бұрын
That actually makes alot of sense no lie.
@musics4me
@musics4me 2 ай бұрын
You being sponsored by AdamandEve is the hero arc we knew you needed
@josiahortiz8598
@josiahortiz8598 5 ай бұрын
0:55 - 1:02 I think the real reason Mickey wanted them to stop talking about key blades and key holes and the darkness was because of all the trauma he went through with all of that in the kingdom hearts games.
@corbinbelle8082
@corbinbelle8082 6 ай бұрын
Some would say Sora would be a better Disney CEO than Mickey.
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 6 ай бұрын
Walt himself was arguably a pretty horrible person (at least to those working under him, and likely to anyone who got in his way, however unintentionally)... which in turn probably inspired the company spirit (underneath the 'wholesome' facade) and of course the Mickey Mouse we see representing ol' Dinsey Co. in South Park... which is pretty much the one we see here!
@theAverageJoe25
@theAverageJoe25 6 ай бұрын
@@hazukichanx408well he was a nazi sympathizer so yeah he’s was a pretty crappy person
@davisdelp8131
@davisdelp8131 6 ай бұрын
@@theAverageJoe25but Disney also partnered with the us and Allies creating propaganda
@patrik9328
@patrik9328 6 ай бұрын
@@theAverageJoe25 wait, he was??!?
@jmurray1110
@jmurray1110 6 ай бұрын
Yeah not at much as ford but he was very anti semetic (and akso hated unions)
@ThatOneBigNoobspage
@ThatOneBigNoobspage 6 ай бұрын
Now we gotta see a video featuring Pooh and Sora. Their interactions in the games was always so pure.
@zoefurlong8031
@zoefurlong8031 6 ай бұрын
Right? Every kingdom hearts game with Winni the poo in it makes me leave that level happy. 😊
@damienearl8302
@damienearl8302 6 ай бұрын
And it makes sense, too, considering Doobus' interpretations of Sora and Pooh are probably some of his most wholesome ones!
@Kommentoija.
@Kommentoija. 6 ай бұрын
1:11 for the children
@FilthyTea
@FilthyTea 6 ай бұрын
I love how the video ends with doobus calling us freaks, but to be honest, I think clicking on a video of a kingdom hearts character explaining reproduction makes us all freaks, so he’s right.
@bananarnold1831
@bananarnold1831 6 ай бұрын
No matter the skit, you can count on Doobus to give A grade voice acting.
@JIreland1992
@JIreland1992 6 ай бұрын
The random guy in the distance saying “he tries god bless him” was the funniest part.
@LordHoth_09
@LordHoth_09 6 ай бұрын
I laughed at the whole video but that part indeed made me laugh the hardest
@maribakumon
@maribakumon 3 ай бұрын
I'm living for trans Goofy
@Very-Tired
@Very-Tired Ай бұрын
Real, she slays so hard
@ceejay4486
@ceejay4486 6 ай бұрын
0:55 wait Goofy is not only a copy of a Goofy Movie 2000, but also Max's mother
@Caybee1999
@Caybee1999 2 ай бұрын
That must mean Max had two moms at one point.
@rafikicasanueva6
@rafikicasanueva6 6 ай бұрын
I honestly would pay to watch a full hour of Sora teaching about sexual education like this! 😂 Great video anyways. Love from Chile 🇨🇱❤️
@corpsebrigadepowerhouse993
@corpsebrigadepowerhouse993 6 ай бұрын
You could hear him talk about urethras if you wanted. Just look up that clip of Haley Joel Osment slipping into the voice in another role
@evanallaire2829
@evanallaire2829 6 ай бұрын
Thatx my favorite Shaped Country
@invaderspudd
@invaderspudd 6 ай бұрын
I had your country for dinner
@zdanee
@zdanee 6 ай бұрын
I don't think Sora went to school or had any parents so he probably found all this out the hard way unlocking all those doors. He's possibly the dad at least half of the 'Norts.
@EmileAnimation
@EmileAnimation 6 ай бұрын
fr
@RinAldrin
@RinAldrin 6 ай бұрын
One has to wonder. Did the people at Adam and Eve see Goobus's wholesome videos and go "yes this is someone we should do a sponsorship with"
@jamesverner9132
@jamesverner9132 6 ай бұрын
This question will haunt me forever. Thanks.
@daleketchup7434
@daleketchup7434 6 ай бұрын
I feel like Adam and Eve saw the insane restrictions KZbin has and decided to get to the sponsorship to screw KZbin over and several KZbinrs hopped on the bandwagon
@Hipnopoleon
@Hipnopoleon 6 ай бұрын
i mean, he get nsfw VA alot
@milkywae749
@milkywae749 6 ай бұрын
Oh, I forgot that Adam and Eve were a company and thought you were talking about the ones from the Bible.
@BunnyUmi
@BunnyUmi 6 ай бұрын
Can confirm Goofy identifies as a keyhole and not a keyblade. He was my role model, as I too would rather have a keyhole rather than a keyblade.
@raghugba863
@raghugba863 6 ай бұрын
Sora's "What is a penis? 🤨" face is SO GOOD. What a great video man, just like always
@theresidentevilafter
@theresidentevilafter 6 ай бұрын
You gave me the one thing no one has even offered me. A visual of Goofy slowly floating down behind Mickey like the angel of death in a dress. Thank you
@KUwUpa
@KUwUpa 6 ай бұрын
I was expecting Mickey to just straight up murder Goofy halfway through the question.
@Nothingseen
@Nothingseen 6 ай бұрын
I mean, he did
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 6 ай бұрын
1:06 DA BOMB!
@queenluci6664
@queenluci6664 5 ай бұрын
Goofy is trans now. This is canon
@dodonixx953
@dodonixx953 5 ай бұрын
Im so proud of her
@owensreviews625
@owensreviews625 6 ай бұрын
Now this makes wonder if Goobus got the sponsorship first and decided to incorporate that into the video or he had the idea for the video first and the sponsorship just helped complement what he already had.
@GEEKFREAK01
@GEEKFREAK01 6 ай бұрын
I'm legit questioning how insanely accurate & disturbing Doobus's Sora impression really is
@beckstiles6595
@beckstiles6595 6 ай бұрын
The KH analogy for Sex-Ed is somehow incredibly genius.
@SwiftlyTheFunny
@SwiftlyTheFunny 6 ай бұрын
mickey's face when goofy starts talking about keyhole characteristics had me cackling until next week
@PrismVision007
@PrismVision007 6 ай бұрын
0:34 Disney censorship be like:
@MiguelTheMan
@MiguelTheMan 6 ай бұрын
Who needs to be taught regular sex ed when we now have this?
@driftingwolf0
@driftingwolf0 6 ай бұрын
Once again I learn a entire subject in less than a minute while my school failed to teach it within a entire school year. WTF DO I PAY TAXES?!
@toryficarola
@toryficarola 6 ай бұрын
@@driftingwolf0 Libertarian based as F.U.C.K.!
@poncho3326
@poncho3326 6 ай бұрын
That brought back fun memories. When I was a teenager I discovered a Kingdom Hearts fanfic writer that I really liked. They were fairly competent (at least for that medium), and liked writting long, poetic and flowery descriptions. At some point, for the fun of it, they made a piece of erotica about a keyblade and a keyhole, in that over-descriptive style. It was one of the funniest thing I had seen on the Internet at the time.
@absentcoder4552
@absentcoder4552 6 ай бұрын
I’ll jump on the grenade. Do you remember the author’s name?
@poncho3326
@poncho3326 6 ай бұрын
@@absentcoder4552 Yes, but they've changed their online name many times since. When I tried to find it again a few years ago I had no luck. Also it's in french, so there's that.
@xenotiic8356
@xenotiic8356 6 ай бұрын
Damn, I wanna go back and read these stories now! (assuming they are still online)
@fist-of-doom487
@fist-of-doom487 6 ай бұрын
Fan fiction I always felt is a good way to brush up on your writing skills. Every now and then you’ll encounter someone with a damn near professional level of writing skill. I treasure those nuggets of masterwork.
@peteryeeterson5766
@peteryeeterson5766 6 ай бұрын
Link pls (if you have)
@poliswag6666
@poliswag6666 3 ай бұрын
Trans Goofy its the best fucking thing i have ever seen
@TheRoomforImprovement
@TheRoomforImprovement 6 ай бұрын
Anyone find it wholesome that sora immediately validates Goofy being transgender until Mickey shut the whole thing down?
@donkeylongears
@donkeylongears 6 ай бұрын
That wasn't lost on me
@bananashoplifter3440
@bananashoplifter3440 6 ай бұрын
Nope.
@oake5869
@oake5869 6 ай бұрын
You know. I didn't expect to see someone turn Kingdom Hearts into a sponsored segment for sex toys...
@gideonbrown4215
@gideonbrown4215 6 ай бұрын
Mickey screaming, "FOR WALT!" at the end is kind of wholesome, in my opinion.
@darienb1127
@darienb1127 6 ай бұрын
I mean, if you consider censorship of transgender people for the sake of reaching an audience that wants them dead"wholesome", then sure.
@TomJacobW
@TomJacobW 6 ай бұрын
Dude, this is as “wholesome” as yelling allahu akbar when the t goes b. 😂
@alihamadqabazard2857
@alihamadqabazard2857 6 ай бұрын
@@darienb1127 Disney is a company, they don’t give a rats ass about social politics unless it benefits them. Although they keep screwing themselves by getting involved into politics and costing them immensely.
@nooneofnote8453
@nooneofnote8453 6 ай бұрын
idk about wholesome but sure is accurate given the way Walt busted up unionizing attempts that challenged his bottom line, thanks Defunctland
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 6 ай бұрын
Thanks for clearing it up XD
@justsomehuman7522
@justsomehuman7522 6 ай бұрын
I love how disturbing and disproportionate Sora looks paired with a sincere and innocent mannerism. Like he is a homunculus just doing his best, ignorant of anything beyond his purpose. I would love to see more of this character, and the many ways in which he combats the darkness. Excellent work as always!
@ChoomOfDoom
@ChoomOfDoom 6 ай бұрын
Sora has taken enough ass beatings throughout the series that a steel beam to the dome is barely noticeable to him
@sketchbookonline2040
@sketchbookonline2040 6 ай бұрын
Sora being an ally is the most accurate depiction of his character I’ve seen to date in fan works
@forgottenartform
@forgottenartform 6 ай бұрын
As an avid kingdom hearts fan I love this and think this should be used to teach kids the birds and the keys
@alistor3777
@alistor3777 6 ай бұрын
Blades
@misanthropicisolation4013
@misanthropicisolation4013 6 ай бұрын
​@@alistor3777He's trying his best, god bless him!
@Andyjoe522
@Andyjoe522 6 ай бұрын
He's trying his best God bless him.
@h3llsdemon437
@h3llsdemon437 4 ай бұрын
Gotta be one of my favorite animators ever. keep up the amazing work and remember to never over work yourself my man
@TaeyxBlack
@TaeyxBlack 3 ай бұрын
“that is a VERY good question, GOOFY” idk why but the delivery on that was hilarious 😂
@tjknight
@tjknight 6 ай бұрын
I love how accurate Goob's parodies are lmao It's ridiculous but also kinda in character fr fr
@JohnBluemon
@JohnBluemon 6 ай бұрын
The fact trans people were even mentioned means it is better than almost all irl sex-ed.
@Gabriel_Blair
@Gabriel_Blair 6 ай бұрын
t....transfers???? man im real mad my daughter used to be my daughter and now they're a bus :)
@cradodragmire1563
@cradodragmire1563 6 ай бұрын
@@Gabriel_Blair this is not decipherable as a sentence my brother
@Gabriel_Blair
@Gabriel_Blair 6 ай бұрын
@@cradodragmire1563 their comment used to say "transfers"
@cradodragmire1563
@cradodragmire1563 6 ай бұрын
ahh I see@@Gabriel_Blair
@kaylaa2204
@kaylaa2204 6 ай бұрын
You know I opened this comment thread expecting to see some idiot or several angry at the world, but this was a welcome surprise
@glowwythecreator
@glowwythecreator 6 ай бұрын
1:06 “FOR WAAAAALT!”
@DunkersPlay
@DunkersPlay 6 ай бұрын
Never did I ever expect to be called a freak from a sponsorship ad... Well played, Goobus.
@gabeskai
@gabeskai 6 ай бұрын
Good on Sora, teaching everyone to fill their darkness with light
@dhantefranklin336
@dhantefranklin336 6 ай бұрын
"Oof, that smarts." That shit had me rolling!
@TheErikalovey
@TheErikalovey 5 ай бұрын
Now we need a sex Ed teacher to teach us Kingdom Hearts lore
@infinityheart_tm9270
@infinityheart_tm9270 5 ай бұрын
The lore before Birth By Sleep came up wasn’t that complex to piece together.
@TheErikalovey
@TheErikalovey 5 ай бұрын
@@infinityheart_tm9270 Hey, if Sora can teach Sex Ed, a Sex Ed teacher can teach Kingdom Hearts lore
@privatesectorsec
@privatesectorsec 6 ай бұрын
I do love the fact that in the description this says that this is gameplay from kingdom hearts 2 and therefore is cannon
@CryingARiver
@CryingARiver 6 ай бұрын
The subtitles always add so much to these. Example A: “(source: the darkness epidemic of the 80’s)” at 0:46
@CryingARiver
@CryingARiver 6 ай бұрын
Additionally: “Also, what is a cylinder with two spheres next to each other? (an unknowable concept)”
@CryingARiver
@CryingARiver 6 ай бұрын
Also: “have fun ya little CUSTOMER!” 1:20 (lowkey reads like Spamton)
@michaelkindt3288
@michaelkindt3288 6 ай бұрын
You know I actually kind of dig the Kingdom Hearts birds and the bees metaphor. Making diseases represented as darkness is hilarious.
@MossCoveredBonez
@MossCoveredBonez 6 ай бұрын
captured the smooth brain wholesomeness of the KH series perfectly
@slimeboi1070
@slimeboi1070 4 ай бұрын
Goofy says trans rights🏳️‍⚧️😎
@darienb1127
@darienb1127 6 ай бұрын
As a Kingdom Hearts fan, I gotta say that feels like a flashbang to the face. But at the same time, the entire franchise is basically you being metaphorically flashbanged in the face so I should have expected it.
@IcyDiamond
@IcyDiamond 6 ай бұрын
I like the idea Sora and Goofy knew what they were doing and saying and just really wanted to piss off Mickey
@Caelus32
@Caelus32 6 ай бұрын
In that context, it's even funnier
@jameshauck9148
@jameshauck9148 6 ай бұрын
That or they just wanted to burn bridges with Disney
@ricardonb6375
@ricardonb6375 6 ай бұрын
Clearly Mickey will never be in Smash Bros.
@drestonjclaw2839
@drestonjclaw2839 5 ай бұрын
Don’t worry goofy. We see you and we love you 💙💙💙💙
@MightyDoomerChannel
@MightyDoomerChannel 6 ай бұрын
I think this is easily the best video you've ever done.
@krimsonklaww611
@krimsonklaww611 6 ай бұрын
If only he knew that, nowadays, Mickey was working for the Dorkness.
@twixios2920
@twixios2920 6 ай бұрын
now this. is content.
@enderkittycat1716
@enderkittycat1716 6 ай бұрын
I maybe late but I just want to say this, your videos have helped me go through even the toughest of times and helped me fight the most awful of thoughts, I cannot thank you enough for your comedic videos fight off and help me through a lot. thank you
@Mae_Dastardly
@Mae_Dastardly 5 ай бұрын
Mickey being violently anti trans is so on brand lmfao
@Sn0c
@Sn0c 6 ай бұрын
I've learned more about sex from this, than in my actual sex ed class
@SoulZealantonski
@SoulZealantonski 6 ай бұрын
They should play this in all Sex ed classes.
@Redahoge10
@Redahoge10 6 ай бұрын
I am upset at how impressive those voice impressions were with how cute the art style was, make more.
@Deathslayerofficial
@Deathslayerofficial 3 ай бұрын
This is literally one of the funniest things I have seen in a while.
@srdjan455
@srdjan455 6 ай бұрын
While the writing sounds about right the delivery is too clean to be a Kingdom Hearts experience.
@aaronhussey8522
@aaronhussey8522 6 ай бұрын
"Mickey! It's Riku. They put bugs in him!"
@PostedPaladin
@PostedPaladin 6 ай бұрын
Don’t show Pooh
@letterb2by
@letterb2by 6 ай бұрын
These captions are insane. Also, congrats on the sensual sponsor.
@tk40gamingjunior
@tk40gamingjunior 6 ай бұрын
0:39 sounds like Balloon from iii
@Ghostfighter797
@Ghostfighter797 6 ай бұрын
Thank you Sora for helping me understand how a door works. :D
@justmikoto9880
@justmikoto9880 6 ай бұрын
100% Disney lore accurate. Also I love your impression of Trey Parker’s impression of Mickey.
@rorek69420
@rorek69420 6 ай бұрын
i could never have imagined that doobus goobus would have done a adam and eve collab
@jordanshukair7852
@jordanshukair7852 6 ай бұрын
Goobus i have now watched all of your videos congrats you got me hooked
@coffeecartoons5345
@coffeecartoons5345 6 ай бұрын
Better in both education and inclusiveness than any sex-ed class I ever got
@jabloogi2057
@jabloogi2057 6 ай бұрын
Imagine my surprise when I see a new KZbin notification with a video called "kingdom hearts sex education"
@TheDracoStar
@TheDracoStar 6 ай бұрын
I like how accurate this is. Even down to Mickey's reactions.
@ThecoolDecent
@ThecoolDecent 4 ай бұрын
This is my favorite doobus video purely for the fact that I like kingdom hearts and this is so similar to the sex ed experience I had
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