Kiryu Sings Today Is A Diamond But He's Stuck In an Oil Barrel

[@Finfran]

Holy fuck

[@maryukenwaves]

LMAO

[@talatowprojects]

?

[@WinCla]

That's rad!

[@Lanoman123]

The Fuck Foundation

[@Zephreyer]

*sees two men breakdancing* Holy shit!

[@wickedraptor2651]

kiryu gets put in a fuckin' oil drum and he's like "Yo the accoustics in here slap"

[@sweetcoincidence4048]

After singing everyday for about 20 years, you learn some things.

[@Dat_MrBlack]

he just vibin'

[@goahr5000]

@@sweetcoincidence4048 28* between 0 and 6

[@thomasliptak9469]

You could've just done the song, but you chose to give context as to why he's stuck in a barrel, and i love that

[@freedantheeternal]

That day Kiryu was 20 feet tall.

[@Finfran]

PPFFFT LMAO HAHA

[@bacon_haired_dude7050]

He bouta become the new shakedown

[@Grimno]

*MASSIVE MAN*

[@KaiKrimson56]

@@bacon_haired_dude7050 Maybe he learned the technique Amon used to be giant in Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise.

[@irsyadiaryadiva9430]

Mr. Shakedown Kiryu

[@generalnerdy8022]

That barrel has the voice of an angel.

[@Finfran]

Indeed it does

[@aryabratsahoo7474]

More like a dragon.

[@topdog2007]

@@aryabratsahoo7474 kiryu is best boy but majima best husband tho

[@БогданКрименюк]

@@topdog2007 indeed

[@topdog2007]

@@БогданКрименюк yep

[@TheReaper1497]

Im surprised he stayed conscious for so long after using up all his air in the barrel to sing that beautiful song

[@Finfran]

The true power of the dragon of dojima

[@genzo454]

Essence of Powerful Breathing

[@OgblookTheWise]

Hamon breathing

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

Komaki taught him his best styles

[@asimplekoala6687]

I dunno, this IS Kiryu we're talking about. Man's organs are as powerful as his muscles. Even his liver's still chugging, despite the constant heavy abuse it suffers in order to fuel his Brawler style.

[@adr3nal1ne65]

Therapist: all dreams have meaning My dreams:

[@Nununununu4]

Lucky u 😔

[@memeghost6850]

Sounds like the best dream ever

[@inferno3838]

It means you’re playing yakuza too much. Which isn’t a bad thing

[@kyubayas]

2:48 Damn, The acoustics in that barrel are so good that Kiryu can sing twice simultaneously

[@Finfran]

Yes

[@Benxall]

4 meters tall Kiryu is the stuff of nightmare

[@Finfran]

Spooky

[@George19906oficcial]

Mr Shakedown Kazuma Kiryu

[@revi6482]

This is worse than Lady D.

[@Finfran]

@@revi6482 finally, a weapon to end simpality

[@Benxall]

@@Finfran *simps for Kiryu instead*

[@FoamyCandy64696]

I like how majima just shoved him into the barrel and starts singing let's get to the top

[@totallyinnocent6626]

Face it. You made something beyond your control.

[@Finfran]

It's... too powerful

[@mistalemontrout8659]

*But was that all your intention?*

[@Finfran]

@@mistalemontrout8659 ...no

[@mistalemontrout8659]

@@Finfran It's a refrence to Terraria

[@Finfran]

@@mistalemontrout8659 woah, I didn't know that. Neato

[@BasedPeter]

Today is a Barrel

[@Finfran]

Today do be a Barrel

[@thenorthstarsamurai]

This literally sounds like me in the bathroom while singing this song

[@Finfran]

You have a nice voice then.

[@thenorthstarsamurai]

@@Finfran Well I wouldn't say that I would be equal to Kiryu’s voice actor of course but I do have confidence in my voice

[@Finfran]

@@thenorthstarsamurai That's good to hear.

[@thenorthstarsamurai]

@@Finfran :)

[@yes-jp5fj]

It sounds like me too like when I sing this shit in the bathroom I feel like I'm in one of these videos lmao

[@Joker-nh6dd]

Why is this not a sub story?

[@sai2849]

The barrel has beautiful eyes

[@Finfran]

Like I heard, from my brother before.

[@vshiki4872]

Heh?

[@gru9542]

Im sus

[@Diaisdumb]

majima's dance after trapping kiryu is amazing

[@MatsuSenpaii]

*hip thrust dance!* - Majimer

[@rtp-pp1mc]

0:52 kiryu got so tired of the shakedown defeating him he is now one

[@Future_Doggo]

So that's were Kiryu went in between 6 and 7.

[@sleepyslipper9208]

1:37 When Kiryu passes the time hiding in his “Kiryu everywhere system.”

[@nav3n10]

He do be vibing in there tho

[@LeonidasTaiga]

Was about to study for college entrance exams, then found this master piece, I’ve been watching this for 5 hours help

[@Finfran]

P-please study for your entrance exams. They're kinda important. I wish you good luck.

[@not_herobrine3752]

how did your entrance exam go

[@LeonidasTaiga]

@@not_herobrine3752 I got an 86% on my second try out of my five exams

[@LeonidasTaiga]

@@not_herobrine3752 ayo how ya doin bro idk if you're still active but I assure you and everyone who asked that I got accepted into my dream course :D

[@not_herobrine3752]

@@LeonidasTaiga the return of the king. stay winning my man💪

[@TheeNero]

Imagine playing Y7 and you just hear this the closer you get to Kiryu

[@holly9096]

The editing here is way too good for a shitpost 👁️👄👁️ I'm fucking dying and my sides are gone

[@Finfran]

Thanks! It means alot!

[@fakepowerlove5076]

um...so what happened to your sides when they got gone? (i don't mean that irl or in anything else)

[@fakepowerlove5076]

@@Finfran you know i was not talking to you

[@Finfran]

@@fakepowerlove5076 im sorry

[@fakepowerlove5076]

@@Finfran its ok :) have a like👍

[@mojima46]

The dislikes are Kiryu - Chan and his other accounts.

[@kiryukazuma6995]

And haruka

[@mojima46]

@@kiryukazuma6995 Yep.

[@usaku9851]

I guess he's not the only one who has 70 alternative accounts.

[@БогданКрименюк]

@@usaku9851 Eggman Reference

[@usaku9851]

@@БогданКрименюк More like Alfred Coleman Reference

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

Yakuza shitposts aren't even really shitposts. They're more like homages

[@somegoodsoup7008]

They're fanmade substories

[@TheDimensionDweller]

It had to rewatch that Majima segment a few times, it's just hilarious

[@Finfran]

Im glad you liked it!

[@immoralboi3158]

How does this have so little views? This is a fucking masterpiece.

[@Finfran]

Wow. Thanks. Like really. Thanks. This was a fever dream video idea that I decided to edit for lols and I'm so happy that you'd like it that much. Seriously, thanks

[@БогданКрименюк]

@@Finfran All of my Fever Dreams include Majima Encounters too

[@fupoflapo2386]

@@Finfran well I enjoyed it

[@Finfran]

@@fupoflapo2386 Im glad you do. Thank you!

[@leon_redgrave]

@@Finfran it really is dude

[@softwaretm575]

Furiously grabbing kiryu and throwing into a barrel with the help of nishida *SUNAO NI I LOVE YOU*

[@d.w.k.7383]

0:42 guys 6'0" vs guys 5'13"

[@r3tr0_alit04]

My favorite Yakuza ASMR shitpost

[@ArnnFrost]

I can't get over the cartoonishly hilarious edits, holy shit this is awesome xD

[@Finfran]

Thanks! It means alot!

[@omri29]

This has its own narrative and everything, 100% masterpiece

[@mzudemy911]

Kiryu after trying Mr Shakedown's training schedule

[@rayraylahb3645]

Bro, it’s like 5am and I don’t know if it’s the time making it funnier than it really is but I am honestly losing my mind over this. I have no idea what possessed you to make this but I’m thankful lmaooo

[@Finfran]

Glad you like it! Even if it's the weirdest thing I've ever thought of in my entire life, I still appreciate you liking it!

[@HollowsTestified]

Ah yes.. Basically the same 5 AM experience

[@nicoyazawa2488]

IT'S 5AM FOR ME AS WELL

[@TK-ts7zb]

This was made so well I thought this was a trailer for yakuza 8 until I read the title

[@Finfran]

I think you're trolling me about the yakuza 8 trailer part. But thanks anyway, it means alot!

[@raydiiradius]

now i want a yakuza 8 trailer that's just kiryu singing today is a diamond but he's in an oil barrel

[@Yusis-o7d]

Seeing Majima's oversized hands grab onto Kiryu like a plushie is fucking killing me, especially since you also made it in sync with "24 hour Cinderella"

[@Kanakravaatti]

The Legendary Barrel of Dojima

[@wolfspider2034]

I love that not only did Majima and Nishida spring a musical ambush on Kiryu but they got Akiyama to help

[@Finfran]

Im glad you noticed the detail! Although, I actually used Saejima's baka mitai since, Majima and Saejima are Kyodais

[@justsomeguy3060]

The dislikes are from kiryu , nishiki and haruka

[@munsterotaku3058]

I never expected this "Majima everywhere" encounter

[@randomslayer8513]

the editing of that single part of get to the top has me dead everytime i replay it

[@AyumuDojima]

bro literally sang a song about ending himself 😭

[@aivandecember1444]

1:01 singlehandedly my favourite

[@ingii1346]

I'm playing this for probably the 14th time and I can't stop laughing at it! Thank you, I've had a shitty day but this video makes my day better when you hear Majima screaming. Ty boi

[@Finfran]

Ironically, I had a terrible day today too. I had the most humbling, embarassing, painful experience going out on a bicycle trip to a park and back. I pulled myself back up, but had a little bit more sadness left-over. Your comment on how much my stupid video i thought up in a fever dream made you happy made me feel great. Thank you, very much.

[@ingii1346]

@@Finfran I hope I made you feel better, too. Let's not worry about shitty things, let's just enjoy the little things like this video ^^

[@butterbumpkin327]

Did...did he shart in that barrel?

[@Finfran]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@chadlancer6107]

I love how this is a perfectly reasonable thing to happen in the games

[@JamesSturges]

If you’re looking for Kiryu, Majima’s taken him to the burrel

[@462n]

Really happy that you included Nishida in this video. Imo Nishida really doesn't get enough attention from the fanbase

[@Finfran]

I agree. I personally think Nishida is very neat.

[@yodavanckart]

Bro his barrel dont even fit him how he trapped

[@Dat_MrBlack]

when mr shakedown is walking towards you 0:13

[@sunthewarlordreviewer4695]

Beautiful, made me buy my own oil barrel

[@olegkupran5284]

Kiryu looks like Mr. Shakedown

[@magnus00125]

this gives me hope that fun loving people like me exists somewhere

[@FriedrichTheGreatest]

Kiryu got tired of being jumped and decided to grow 2 meters taller and become Mr Shakedown

[@KamenNepper]

an underrated masterpiece, truly

[@Finfran]

Thanks!

[@di4mgaming115]

For some reason I feel like this would happen if Kiryu was stuck in someplace

[@duplollamaree1250]

it mustn't be very comfortable in there. let him out

[@Finfran]

He was let out after about 10 minutes

[@ducc1]

Listening to this literally broke my headphones... No, I'm serious.

[@Finfran]

Shit... Im sorry.

[@kingeddy7966]

Haruka: Uncle Majima did saw, Uncle Kaz?

[@pingu_gaming3]

Kiryu : Haruka Call Them NOW!

[@Shubasa]

I was being Mr shakedown for the day

[@gavinsfriend5632]

I thought kiryu would hide in a barrel to uno reverse majima and pop out when he passed by to fight him but got bored after like 10 minutes

[@Maxler5795]

*majima throws a match inside the barrel*

[@thesuitedaxolotl2430]

fun fact: this is canon

[@Cobra08600]

I hate it when majima-san does that

[@Flow1432-]

Why do some people dislike this they got to see Kiryu singing in the barrel and got it

[@fatranga]

Majama chan please let me put of ny barrel

[@thewangdynasty256]

we get a 2 in 1 vid from this: 51.1 seconds of baka mitai kiryu walking, and 93.2 seconds of today is a diamond oil barrel kiryu i am content; and left satisfied :)

[@Maxler5795]

Can we appreciate this is a 3 minute and a quarter long shitpost?

[@Finfran]

Wait wait wait wait wait Hold it. Why is it getting close to 200 likes now?! I barely mentally prepared myself to sing baka mitai and now I'd possibly have to do it TWICE?! Ok fr tho thanks to everyone who's watched this video. This is the first time a video of mine reached this level of fame. Thank you very much

[@PizzaLuigi1]

You gotta do it 5 times now

[@Finfran]

@@PizzaLuigi1 Unfortunately, yeah

[@Finfran]

@@PizzaLuigi1 And now 6

[@hahan4516]

Let's make it 1k!

[@gageshippy2256]

@@Finfran more like 27.

[@TUCell-ps5mi]

You are blessed by the algorithm, and I’m blessed with this masterpiece. It’s a win win.

[@Finfran]

Yeah. I never thought that the Algorithm would bless this video

[@majorpeepo]

holy crap i didn't know Oil Barrels could sing so nice.. :')

[@Finfran]

Joryu got pipes

[@lordpeepeeofclanpeepee4378]

Imagine your in a warehouse and you hear one of the barrels singing

[@Finfran]

Spooky

[@SleepyBoyo]

Ah help im stuck in a barrel and im Singing please help Edit: eien ni kawaranai no ka fukai neiki to shinderu you na REM suimin ii kagen sorosoro okiro yo kenmei na sanshain kumo to ka-tan ga saegiru “hisabisa no yasumi dashi asu wa oyogi ni ikou” ima goro tabun yume no umi no naka toshigainaku hashaide bo-to wo kashikiri ni shite shizumu yuuhi nagamereba saikou no Weekend Day kyou wa migakeba hikaru Great diamond dakara Please, Get up my baby! (ii kagen okiteokure yo) (tanomu kara okiteokure yo) (itsumademo okitekonai yo) (ore mo neyo kka na…)

[@Finfran]

Oh here's the comment

[@kiryukazuma6995]

You stuck arent you

[@SleepyBoyo]

@@kiryukazuma6995 eien ni kawaranai no ka fukai neiki to shinderu you na REM suimin ii kagen sorosoro okiro yo kenmei na sanshain kumo to ka-tan ga saegiru “hisabisa no yasumi dashi asu wa oyogi ni ikou” ima goro tabun yume no umi no naka toshigainaku hashaide bo-to wo kashikiri ni shite shizumu yuuhi nagamereba saikou no Weekend Day kyou wa migakeba hikaru Great diamond dakara Please, Get up my baby! (ii kagen okiteokure yo) (tanomu kara okiteokure yo) (itsumademo okitekonai yo) (ore mo neyo kka na…)

[@kiryukazuma6995]

@@SleepyBoyo step kyoudai

[@SleepyBoyo]

@@kiryukazuma6995 (majima tp behind you)

[@NicoleHam]

It genuinely feels like he's like 'damn, reverb is nice in here'

[@King_Of_Hearts97]

Kiryu went through the 5 stages of grief when Majima popped up

[@thatsruffdog]

He’s like twice as big as everyone else and you’d think the red light distract would be powder with such a crowd but you can still hear him sing Baka Mitai clearly.

[@Finfran]

Well damn, Sorry that my shitpost did not live up to your expectations.

[@rayhanqhadafi9688]

You just earned my subscriptions, i'll be doing on some college stuff while listening to these masterpiece

[@Finfran]

Thanks for subscribing :) Good luck on your college endeavours! I uhh... probably am not going to make another one of these things until I finish a project im doing for a friend (im taking 3 months to finish it, wow) . I really appreciate your support!

[@diobrando2649]

1:02 KIRYU CHAN ITS TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO AMERICA

[@fia5594]

God, do you guys hate it when you accidentally get in a barrel? Every. Single. Time.

[@melynxed10]

The editing is god-tier, thanks for blessing us with this gem

[@nekoconnie]

oddly specific.

[@pleasebecomefunky8826]

Sunao ni-- *HMMF*

[@crownofartorias7152]

The beginning gave me flash backs of the one where Kiryu Breaks into your house

[@REIZORSHARK]

cured my depression

[@unstable875]

that's me when i wanna hang out with my friends i just kidnap them

[@gageshippy2256]

I like that you used the fake kiryu when he said nani. Kinda added some feel to it.

[@mrloleno]

This video is diamond

[@Finfran]

Im glad you like it!

[@Amia_the_Smol]

The first 50 seconds are somehow more frightening than any horror film.

[@bluscout6440]

KZbin told me that I might like this And I did. For once I can thank KZbin.

[@Finfran]

I, in turn, thank you for enjoying my silly video

[@sashageneralov8343]

Kiryu Everywhere

[@noctisinc2938]

i love the ending. masterpiece

[@theelfl1783]

0:50 I had this happen to me before but besides majima it was my brother, mostly went the same but instead of a barrel it was my room… very nice video honestly

[@Finfran]

Interesting. Im glad you like it!

[@GrimKaizer808]

No wonder Kiryu left Kamurocho for Okinawa. Imagine the shit he had to deal with from Majima lol.

[@dimples9746]

This was actually one of Saejima’s revelations in Yakuza 4 iirc

[@jiiqzx__]

I just subbed dude, this is a legit masterpiece, please make more of these

[@Finfran]

Yessir, I already have another in mind. But first, Imma have to make do on the video's promise.

[@gimpscam9976]

Sounds like an inmate defying the wardens wish by openly singing at night when all is quiet

[@pogo_kiwi]

Lemme get in there so not only can I hear those fresh vocals but so I can cry my eyes out

[@richard.s4104]

One of the best yakuza post I've seen, thank you my man

[@boktorinator693]

Dude this is hilarious and very well edited Good job :)

[@Finfran]

Thank you ;)

[@nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnx]

This would give me a revelation.