Short film about f**king with death | "The Coldest Caller" - Dark comedy by Joe Tucker

[@memolyngkh3736]

From The way she jumped up the fence n ran with that speed for her age,well she deserves not to die

[@DeclanMBrennan]

She did that so slickly, I was expecting her to climb the wall as well.

[@cartoonraccoon2078]

Clearly not her time.

[@johntiggleman4686]

@memlyngkh3736 Especially after she was having difficulty climbing the steps and grousing about it! But, methinks she was just f*cking with death even more.

[@Skidderoperator]

​@cartoonraccoon2078 And she didnt eat the salmon mousse!

[@alphagt62]

But the poor neighbor’s kid got it! He doesn’t care, he’s making his numbers!

[@smitty8254]

Granny jumping the fence and running is what got me. 😂🤣😂

[@prisonersforprofit]

the open window...

[@BenFancherMouse79]

All I could think is “that is one spry old lady”. 😂

[@shokomiya6004]

that foot sounds.

[@PatDK]

She is pretty spry for someone about to be taken by Mr Death

[@inscrutababble1932]

Cheeky old baggage! Bless

[@melaniesmith1313]

Damned quick thinking on the old lady's part! Keep talking fast and confuse him. Damned nimble too!

[@pirobot668beta]

'Having trouble with the stairs'...more of that old lady guile!

[@bobcaygeon6799]

Ya don't get to be her age for nothing LOL!!!! Great skit!!!! Monty Python would be proud 🙂

[@Rez_26]

“Somebody is leaving with me today” - Death 😂

[@seansamuels7131]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@trueaussie9230]

For today's 'sensitive' little Kermits - afraid of words - you have to say "Unalive".

[@marcleblanc3602]

But why did the frustrated Being throw away his list?

[@NordicDan]

I read that in Norm MacDonald's voice

[@Ttimeomtatsat]

Pretty much. When someone refuses to die on time.

[@antonnym214]

Hilarious! He has been around FOREVER, and fell for the misidentified plumber gag!

[@marcleblanc3602]

the "old" trick

[@shaneleonard7218]

She Bugs Bunny'd his ass. Lol

[@edmundgonzalez8731]

Silly kid, brought a gun to a Scythe fight.

[@johndough-jr6od]

did he kill the kid?

[@Hinatachan360]

​@@johndough-jr6od Yep. Anyone can die at any age after all.

[@cliffordsherman7702]

No Spidey Sense? Not even a Peter Tingle?

[@badsaint8482]

@@johndough-jr6od I don't think he is allowed to. The kid's name was not on the list.

[@johndough-jr6od]

@@badsaint8482 thanks

[@alanmessenger9397]

Great to see Sheila Reid in a short but perfect role. A bit of an acting legend, from 'Brazil' to Benidorm.

[@MissBlu3B3aR]

Thought she was a familiar face 😂

[@hruntlefoot1957]

She is astounding, does drama too, Place of Execution, she was amazing!

[@simonlaxon9474]

I half expected her to drive off on a mobility scooter 😂

[@rachelread1346]

Ohhhhh that's where I've seen her before .... Thanx ❤

[@johnbowman1076]

Right. In Brazil.... Mrs. Buttle. (I think she's 87).

[@markpickett3512]

Granny is performed perfectly. The kid with the toy gun just had a spot of random bad luck running into pissed-off Death.😅

[@marcleblanc3602]

Rather too much guts.

[@Vejur9000]

Yet he was brave. LOL

[@TayWoode]

Could’ve been fate, maybe he was supposed to be next after her, getting run over

[@chrisquiett1776]

Death thinking to himself “I’m older than life, I’ve never worked with pipes.. well that’s not entirely true.. I have had to get a lot of plumbers on the job.. wait what the hell am I doing?”

[@connorwalsh7033]

Yeah I can see this happening.

[@CuriousPhilosopurr]

👏🏻😮✨

[@Dunsincrafts]

It's the confidence for me. Granny ain't tripping

[@chrisquiett1776]

Not tripping? Call her speedy Gonzalez, she’s doing hurdles 😂

[@bildo99ify]

She ain't half-steppin' for sure, mane! 🤙🏽

[@strange4change_6]

And the 2 steps over the fence😂😂

[@howardzdenek98]

I don't know about you guys but I think the kid had it coming.

[@TheGraemewalker]

lady playing the house owner is fantastic. luv'd it

[@rh1507]

This Death is far more patient than real death. Death has approximately 150,000 jobs to do every day and I imagine has no retirement plans.

[@deefee701]

And not a word of thanks.

[@ownpetard8379]

But if you love what you do, every day is like a vacation, innit?

[@dragonmaddie]

Maybe death is a whole organisation?

[@MichaelWinter-ss6lx]

0.576 seconds per each job, or 1.736 jobs per second! And its not like the jobs come running to him, if I remember the film right.

[@westsider7809]

@@dragonmaddie Death have own planet also, is in our Solar System

[@SquatchStomper]

This is the most polite way saying f-off I've ever seen.

[@SAMMIsLIFE]

Granny said “not today b*tch!” 😂😂

[@robert-yv2yj]

Great, little, comedy. Reminds me of films made, before the world lost it's sense of humour. These short movies are just pure entertainment. Well done to all involved in this splendid production.

[@marenjeworowski9859]

This was a VERY unexpected outcome but very funny. Well done to the cast and crew! ❤

[@kennethwilliams7731]

Didn't expect that ending! 😅

[@MissIdolize]

Great stuff! Chuckled when I saw her running up the road. How can anyone dislike this - it's just a bit of fun!

[@adedotunajibade]

Fun part!

[@gemstar7286]

What's funny is knowing it's not the actress and clearly a stunt double lol.

[@MissIdolize]

@@gemstar7286 I know! That's why it was so ridiculously funny!

[@Kalandra86]

The last bit gave me pause due to the child’s outfit- matches a pretty famous murder in my country, although I doubt this was the intent of the director. The granny though- chef’s kiss!

[@kamarajm4106]

This dislike rs wanna that kid should not be killed 😮😮

[@ateleskier7066]

Excellent! There's obviously something about the British psyche; we make the best quirky and dark comedy in the world. Well done. 👏 🇬🇧

[@12thDecember]

1:11, That ID card, "Department of Corporeal Relocation." 😅

[@johnholland6842]

Don't mess with us oldies. We didn't get here without learning a trick or two. lol 😂

[@thenebraskan6977]

A great short film. Granny is in great shape, over the fence and Dow the road.

[@MuckyPup115]

Aw she’s just lovely! What a wonderful performance.

[@timwarneka5681]

Loved the finger on the doorbell shot!

[@pchabanowich]

A kid always brings out Death's worst scythe.

[@SynthApprentice]

Major Discworld vibes from this.

[@nikilampley9322]

All I could think about was Nanny Ogg while laughing

[@randydewees7338]

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. THE SYSTEM'S GOT SCREWED UP AGAIN. I CAN SEE THAT."

[@mariajukejax9649]

It's Madge from Benidorm! Sheila Reid is an absolute legend!

[@annemariescott654]

When She told him he was Late!😄😄😄

[@madwhitehare3635]

Dear old Madge, the glory of 'Benidorm'. You rock, Madge!

[@jespersichlau4343]

This has got a Monty Python-esque vibe to it. Loved it!

[@RasMajnouni]

"Its one of the little men from the village, I think he's calling about the hedge"

[@MisfitsFiendClub138]

They did a great death scene in The Meaning of Life

[@Owen-ub3fv]

One could call this the Holy Grail on short films on KZbin. There's so much cliche or badly made fake reef ornated crap.

[@artemiseritu]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

[@KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841]

​@@artemiseritu No it isn't.

[@DeclanMBrennan]

Honestly! - to get fooled like that, he must have been mortified.

[@trueaussie9230]

Unalive-ified.

[@grittykitty50]

best comment!

[@deavman]

Very few will get it...

[@Steven-sy6nu]

That pun was intended, Right?

[@DeclanMBrennan]

@@Steven-sy6nu 👍

[@axerxes3981]

Granny running down the street and jumping the fence.... wonderful!! The little kid..... LOL.... perfect. Ax.

[@whyyoulidl]

Granny taking the fence played at double speed is to die for (pun intended) 😂😂😂

[@vxy357]

Granny was running faster than FloJo.

[@johndough-jr6od]

who is flojo?

[@vxy357]

@@johndough-jr6od Florence Johnson (aka Flo-Jo) was an Olympic runner during the 90's who won several gold medals in her prime.

[@diddymuck]

loved the lady's reaction and escape. the costume was dad-gum excellent. the kid dying was more a heartbreak than a laugh...better would have been a passing drunk making fun at D's appearance.

[@steadholderharrington9035]

More funny though, would be if the dog that D passed earlier was on a return trip now, and just took a Number 1 on D's ankle! 🤣🤣

[@fezqualitimus8465]

Exactly! The kid's death was sad. Kids are innocent! It's not kinda funny to see them dying! It would be better if some drunk person, on anyone else, but not the kid!

[@macholchol5846]

Who’s side are you on ?

[@me.lms1126]

I think its more of a metaphor on "the kid's intention were bad, since he dared wish death upon death itself, karma" rather than a "I am not leaving empty handed" situation.

[@BoMwarriorVlog]

​@@fezqualitimus8465 Yeah, I know people that would have loved this but once Death went for the kid it became unshareable for me. 🙁

[@caravanlifenz]

He had that "not again" sigh when she ran away.

[@freedomforever6718]

Death *doesn't* become Mrs. Evans!

[@Terri_MacKay]

The Department of Corporeal Relocation. 😂

[@thecheese4255]

This is so British I felt my teeth rot while watching it

[@architect7709]

😂i laugh so hard when nanny running away

[@aknightthatsaysnee5259]

Well worth watching! I'm looking at KZbin when I could be doing other things, and I see this video, and oh what the heck. Now I'm glad that I'm goofing off. Thanks for that!

[@ghxianlee9355]

Queen Elizabeth daily life

[@heberccruz]

He made it

[@seansamuels7131]

This truly did not age well.

[@friktionrc]

@@heberccruztook him long enough 😂

[@JasonDrWho]

That’s super dark. You better pray there isn’t an afterlife, because if there is QE2 is coming for you 😂

[@zsoltbartus169]

​@@seansamuels7131 its pretty likely she wpuldve loved this. That woman was savage. 😅

[@bjb7587]

I love a happy ending.

[@spenserclarke5956]

And there I was thinking that 'DEATH' was impartial, and NOT vengeful! Lol!

[@KayEl58]

He had to fill his quota.

[@shanemitchell477]

HOLY crap that old woman suddenly had more energy than a 20 year old...Maybe that's why some people have one great day with energy and get out of bed after years, dance around, then die the next day.

[@annmaulana]

0:52 2:46 the granny's attitude (☉д⊙)👍😂

[@themayhemofmadness7038]

I’m hilariously reminded of Rincewind from the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett. I love it!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Benjiesbeenbetter.]

"I'VE HAD A NEAR RINCEWIND EXPERIENCE" No, the capitals are not shouting, we who know, KNOW.

[@themayhemofmadness7038]

@@Benjiesbeenbetter. Death, as written by Terry Pratchett will forever be my favorite fictional character ever.

[@Benjiesbeenbetter.]

@@themayhemofmadness7038 What's not to love about someone whose idea of an educational toy is a real sword?

[@isiahs9312]

​@@Benjiesbeenbetter.He could hurt himself with it!

[@jjohnson796]

The mini-Spider-Man at the end was probably an American ex-pat! 😂

[@whitneyrogers5865]

This is brilliant!!! 10/10

[@laurabedford5095]

Shes a great actress, in benidorm, and other programs. Good clip.

[@enrabahn8003]

If it was longer then you could have had death chasing her on that scooter lol. still a very funny watch

[@emjaybee2799]

Genius comedy.

[@deviskyukoo]

Hahahahahah...the Granny feared death and she said that its came late!

[@user-kf6lu4dn2r]

Most of the old people I've dealt with would just be like "well it's about goshdarn time you got here!"

[@iandenyer7450]

OMG!! This is National Theatre, " Sir Henry at Rawlinson End ", Dr. Who etc. etc. et.c Sheila Reid...!!!! Beautiful, beautiful actress.... :)

[@wolftal1178]

🤣😂😅😄😃😆😁😀🥹🥲😜 brilliant! I wish they do a sequel to this! They could do a whole series on death trying to catch people.

[@zenomorf161]

Lol the kid at the end cracked me up 😂

[@tonyarichards5430]

I just turned 64. Thanks. I took notes.

[@mikeconey2164]

For the one's commenting about the kid being taken - for starters, death does not kill people. He reaps their soul from their body. They have already died. And. of course. it's comedy, for fun. Don't be so sanctimonious.

[@MichaelWinter-ss6lx]

Yep;• Death frees the soul, from a body thats soon gonna smell worse than djt.

[@joebloggs8422]

She was in Benidorm 😂😂😂 brilliant actress

[@jimmcintosh9045]

Thought I recognised her!

[@Garry-pd8gw]

Benny Hill comes to mind when Granny is doing a runner 😂😂

[@k.coleman8483]

"The salmon mousse..."

[@jervypangandaman7475]

1. be calm 2.think of something 3.lead the reaper to the kitchen 4.find something to climb out of the 2nd floor window 5.RUN!!

[@stephaniedouglasaviewfroma9596]

Hahahaha!!! Just what I needed to cheer me up today!

[@bazza945]

Death tangling with "Madge", her of "Benidorm infamy? Tut Tut, poor Death, this won't end well for Mr Bones.

[@bazza945]

My thoughts too.

[@dougbartlett6713]

Totally wicked ending.

[@invisibilianone6288]

She's faster than "The little Old Lady from Pasadena"😂 "Go Granny, Go Granny Go..."🎶

[@jonathanporter5223]

Oh snap! Yo, the end part with the kid, had me dying laughing! (pun intended)

[@sallyannemcmanus882]

Hilarious! 10/10.. 👍

[@georgew.spradlin8333]

This was fantastic, I love it!

[@EverythingEsoteric11]

So he came for an old granny and killed a kid instead..this is scary and funny at the same time 😰🤣

[@FluttershyFanboy]

But why tho, I thought that the Reaper couldn't take you before your time, was it cause he drew on Death and challenged them~?😓

[@Interplanetary_Alien_Mind_]

​@@FluttershyFanboy No, simply enough, it was just the kids time!!

[@Interplanetary_Alien_Mind_]

It's very true, that we live in a world 🌎 where people die at all ages. Some kid's actually pass away young, while others grew to be ancient!!

[@Hinatachan360]

​@@Interplanetary_Alien_Mind_ Yep. My son died at 4 months.

[@Izzyforeverlace8chrome]

BRILLIANT!!!! I loved this! Can you do more please?

[@navina4271]

Could barely climb the stairs but jumped the fence n took off running lol😂😂😂😂

[@forsythcounty2014]

I have to think Sir Terry would have appreciated this.

[@scottlee9373]

"Do not go quietly into the dark......"

[@JohnnyVOH]

Brilliant 😂

[@gnenian]

Yesterday I saw a woman older than her running as fast as her running for a bus for over a hundred feet with her walking stick raised in the air. Knees stayed partly bent.

[@Benjiesbeenbetter.]

Many years ago, there was a comedian called Hoffnung. He worked maunly on the radio, and despite being in his late twenties, he looked about 40 years older. He would amuse himself by catching a bus, taking ages to pay his fare, and then dodder to his seat. A few stops later, he would disembark even more slowly, affecting great difficulty in rising from his seat. Most times, at least ine passenger would help him off the bus. Then, as the bus pulled away, Hoffnung would run alongside it with ease and grace, while the passengers stared at him in astonishment.

[@TheTrwebster]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍 Oh, good grief! That's heysterical!

[@markwilken2492]

She’s adorable

[@charleslanphier8094]

That's me attempting any plumbing repair.

[@tommyvictorbuch6960]

That was a clever ol' bugger 😁

[@gbhrps]

I'll still be laughing 3 days from now!~

[@TheBlackadder-Edmund]

Kid: "Oy! that was uncalled for..."

[@mistir]

My first thought was Death trying to ride the scooter...

[@robertjackson4141]

Never mess with Madge !😂😂

[@groovygregsmith]

Wonderful, thank you.

[@davidconn3222]

This is really good stuff, love it.

[@unqualifiedveemo5592]

Should I feel bad for laughing at the end?

[@sqwk]

no, it’s a dark humor scene :D

[@Benjiesbeenbetter.]

Nah, the kid looked like a right little snotgobbler. Gives his mother a chance to do better with the next one.

[@ThatsViews]

That was an absolutely perfect miniature masterpiece!

[@estebanrivera4786]

This was super awesome x]

[@NorthMan-u2u]

The granny great escape hilarious 😂 but the ending oh my god

[@kellingtonlink956]

Short.... but sweet. Thanks for the video.

[@JasonDrWho]

Really excellent Joe, superb actually. Well done. I enjoyed every moment.

[@marcgrenier9431]

Love this. Bravo!

[@nickhomer6799]

Brilliant

[@rickmartin2154]

Marvelous simply splendid.

[@truegrit7697]

That was Cold-Blooded!

[@jocelyngraham2414]

Love this video.

[@abigailthibault1063]

Does this mean Granny was acting when she limped up the stairs?

[@boomerhgt]

Brilliant little film