I Played as THE REAL KOIFISH (Me) in Crusader Kings 3!

[@Koifish]

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[@frosting5467]

ok

[@SnowflakeVee]

More like Koinfish, getting paid by anime land

[@LilleTotte]

Östra Aros låg utanför Uppsala. Östra Aros bytte namn när ärkestiftet flyttades från Uppsala till Östra Aros 1273 och Uppsala fick namnet Gamla Uppsala.

[@Interns-Eternal-Empire]

plz do a nestorian empire like hastine going to Byzantium moving to east anatollia beating up abbasids and Persians becomeing nestorian and conquering the entire Middle East

[@Morran283]

jag har varit i örebrå rekomenderar inte

[@XibeiSanMa-w1q]

KOIFISH ISN'T A TALKING FISH WITH A HELMET? My life is a lie

[@Koifish]

It's a paid actor don't worry!

[@pong9489]

@@Koifishphew got me scared for a second

[@LordBonds]

Thank haestings ​@@Koifish

[@harbl99]

[strangulated Koifish "Nhaaaaaaah" sound]

[@XibeiSanMa-w1q]

​@@Koifish That makes a lot more sense thank you

[@NotSimo]

Yo, where's genius and handsome?

[@Koifish]

Bro... look in the mirror 😍

[@captainsnakeye4495]

@@Koifish W Rizz

[@Ken-CarsonOPIUM]

@@KoifishI will look in your house

[@romuluslycanius1246]

"Where's genius and handsome?" Lads... get yourself a friend like Simo.

[@tannerheekin9605]

So wholesome ❤

[@seanburns9105]

So nice of Mrs. Koifish to let you have a few concubines.

[@foshershmul1648]

“Things I’ve done in real life” has two concubines

[@ursusmursus2709]

Don't tell his wife.

[@Karate_Shark]

🤫

[@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472]

He went out of his way to say that he's never been raiding but he didn't even acknowledge the concubines

[@IronWolf123]

NGL that ending was awesome. The Bloody wedding, the king escaping, Koifish challenging him while sick, taking the throne, Bjorn dying from his injuries and Koifish dying from pneumonia.

[@leserb9228]

A better ending than Game of Thrones

[@CornBreadtm1]

Koifish: "What do you mean I die wrestling?!" Tombstone reads: 'Jobber'

[@LunaMoon0]

i'm telling you. if there are landless characters there will be a mod in which you can start as lowborn

[@tercioplays913]

Dlc coming with adventurers I think u will be able to play with unlanded characters

[@LunaMoon0]

@@tercioplays913 thats wath i meant

[@frankiecedeno3724]

I’m pretty sure they said you can make custom characters unlanded so you’re basically lowborn

[@The.marauders]

@@tercioplays913lol I was just about to tell him this

[@hollowinside9511]

"I'm not good with the character creator" DUDE YOU FUCKIN CLONED URSELF PERFECTLY THATS A LIE

[@YossarianWro]

There is going to be so much self insert character campaigns when we get landless gameplay

[@matteoallodi8030]

11:44 I will rain down my wrath on you, set your kingdom ablaze and pour salt on the spoiled lands for this blasphemous act… after I’ll be done, all shall tremble at the mere idea of uttering ketchup and pasta in the same conversation… Aside from that, awesome video, I hope you have a very fine day🫶.

[@AlwaysRightAllNight]

I agree, pasta with mayonnaise is better

[@Bavio]

I like how Koifish just ignored the fact he has 2 concubines 😂

[@gogogadget1855]

Koifish has that golden retriever energy. Look at that diplomacy look at that love of food. I love it.

[@JonStormr]

0:36 Get yourself a homie as wholesome as Simo. Such a bro.

[@DreaOnzagle]

So excited for all the Koifish lore I shall learn from this

[@Alue14]

Koifish lived a life worth living... Becoming King of Sweden at the end of his life, he will drink and feast forever with the greats in Valhalla! And he will be fighting on the fields when Ragnarök hits!

[@povilzem]

Being a tourist is like reverse raiding. You go to a rich foreign city and give the locals all your money. It's great.

[@ghastly7524]

My thoughts about Koifish Lore: He would immediatly set sail, making his way down to Montague, having a feast and many drinks with Haesteinn, declairing eternal Friendship, getting a map of the world and throw an axe onto the map, where ever the heck the axe lands will decide where the two would set sail to and cause complete mayham and confusion down there by setting up random runestones everywhere~

[@YunsAvatar]

“You died.” That wrestling death was clearly Paradox playing you.

[@youngking5328]

At some point, they are going to add you to the game given how much you play it

[@PraiseJ-Pope]

If Paradox wont do it, modders have to

[@lema0925]

@@PraiseJ-Pope and they actually might in the dlc that makes playing as unlanded characters viable, or modders will... I hope

[@dinostancyberbully8561]

playing as unlanded? this will either be the most boring or the best thing crusader kings games ever seen. just imagian the room for roleplay here. hope paradox won't screw it up@@lema0925

[@tarheelsrule44]

I just stumbled upon your channel today looking for some CK3 content to hold me over until the next chapter, and Koifish, my man, you might be the most entertaining CK3 content guy I've ever watched! Please, keep making content. Everyone that I've watched has been amazing.

[@mikkelstergaard6218]

As someone who is Danish, I should probably be mad about that Danish joke... But I can't get myself to be mad at you, you just look so friendly, or maybe it's that high diplomacy stat On an unrelated note, I'm surprised you didn't call any of the children Hæsteinn

[@Mhggbjj]

Koifish as a real viking reminds me of the Norseman series on netflix lmao

[@Marksman_12]

17:59 That was good. Seeing the motto at the start, thinking it is not worth anything and then seeing it again, with it having much value and weight this time was great.

[@orirotem2298]

Finally you played yourself

[@edgychico9311]

It's pretty common to die at around 50 years older in medieval times because of complications.

[@arthriticgrandpa2875]

Koi, you know you have an army of 245,000 to lead if you ever do want to go raiding in real life.

[@toastedsnow7982]

I, too, know somebody who puts ketchup on pasta. It's horrific. Culinary terrorism.

[@insertcringynamehere]

That is truly awful, why would some one ever do that?

[@lzbscalle7943]

uncultured. falukorv, stuvademakaroner och ketchup 💪🏻💪🏻🇸🇪🇸🇪

[@DemonKingBadger]

I can't comment as I generally don't care much for ketchup in general

[@chasercharls]

True horror knows no bounds.

[@MinktheStorykeeper]

Imagine ranch dressing on pasta.

[@williek08472]

IS THAT THE CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED MMORPG FINAL FANTASY XIV WITH AN EXPANDED FREE TRIAL WITH WHICH YOU CAN PLAY THROUGH THE ENTIRETY OF A REALM REBORN AND THE AWARD-WINNING HEAVENSWARD EXPANSION _AND_ THE AWARD-WINNING EXPANSION STORMBLOOD UP TO LEVEL *70* WITH NO RESTRICTIONS ON PLAYTIME?

[@kohlicoide2258]

YES IT IS THE CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED MMORPG FINAL FANTASY XIV WITH A EXPANDED FREE TRIAL WITH WHICH YOU CAN PLAY THROUGH THE ENTIRETY OF A REALM REBORN, THE AWARD-WINNING HEAVENSWARD EXPANSION AND THE AWARD-WINNING EXPANSION STORMBLOOD UP TO LEVEL 70 WITH NO RESTRICTIONS ON PLAYTIME! PS. That even Zepla trolls Yoshi-P himself with that copypasta is just *chefkiss*

[@_K_101_]

Agreed it's the creepy weeb game i mean the critically acclaimed mmorrpg sorry a can't even finish the sentence 😂

[@TungstenArm]

An epic tale of murder and victory and family! Truly worthy of the great epics of old -and totally not dying in a random wrestling match-

[@akramgimmini8165]

Koifish playing with himself What a great time

[@flotnar2512]

Videos getting more and more cinematic!

[@Fischfiletesser]

That music... it brings tears to my eyes. Drakensang, jewel of my childhood.

[@jackcarter1910]

Honestly a very fun video and bringing in so much personal adventures of yours in this manner is so Koifish. Really appriciated that. God bless your real life son and accompany him in his life. Also so many funny things to quote, just for example: But as Raider its not stealing, its our culture! :DDD

[@robertmowrey2009]

I just wish Koifish had a dog named "Jarl Haestinn" so he could yell, "Jarl Haestinn! Nooooo!!!!" more.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

“In a violent sense! I’m violent! Aaarg!” I’m sure they are totally convinced and intimidated! 😂

[@CofekDaGod]

Wooowww that would be epic if Koifish was in CK3. Playing as yourself in CK3 sounds like something really cool and different from normal gameplay

[@dieidiotten]

i'm gonna torment my swedish cousing by asking him every time something sweden related is mentioned if it's accurate

[@barondracniil6061]

6:15 Me not paying attention and hearing "We'll name our little boy stillborn"

[@PraiseJ-Pope]

6:20 wholesome ❤

[@MunchKING]

SO is Mrs. Koifish cool with all the Concubines?

[@notjackolio]

Best 20 minutes I've had in a long time, love you koifish!

[@Notmuchofchillguy]

hi koifish, I'm an Italian guy and I love your videos but please don't put ketchup on pasta !

[@CapitaoBarbosa21]

Mrs. Koifish is a doctor?!?, you truly may be missing the Genius trait 🍻

[@Czaroslaw]

I have done a similar thing before. I started in Austria as a made up ancestor named after my father (but looked like me) and slowly moved my dynasty to today's Poland. Sadly due to how aging in CK3 works, my character started looking pretty old in late 20s.

[@skellypirate6345]

Amazing video. Always enjoying your content

[@firesting]

Frejjas M*tta! Koifish är lätt min favorit när det kommer till youtube videos! xD (and no, i do follow alot of different youtubers, INCLUDE english and american, canadian and so on..) :D men Koifish big respect till dig! :D

[@LuisTorres-nx5ey]

"Babe wake up new koifish lore just dropped"

[@Axxikon]

Koifish casually taking concubines, I see you 😂

[@MageThief]

The legends says that the mighty Jarl Hæsteinn cried rivers when the news of his hero King Koifish Koifishsson death.

[@austinschwartz7424]

honestly Im surprised he didn't just play as hastings

[@jasonwhite6159]

Koifish dynasty playthrough!

[@munchycrusader1143]

Now A saga truly worthy of thousand praises

[@andreanecchi5930]

Koifish, could you make a video where you form the Bactrian empire with a Zoroastrian religion?

[@noctusfury6918]

Seeing Chief/King Koifish and Chieftess Skuld's love for each other is so touching! I confess, I'm jealous of your love life. In real life, and in CK3 life. But I'm happy for you! 🥰 Also, if anyone is wondering why his relationship with his eldest son and family isn't affected from Koifish's involvement in the Red Wedding is because since his men disguised himself as mercenaries and the King Eirikr challenged Koifish not long after, it was believed to have been an attempt on Koifish's and Styrbjorn's lives since Koifish's claim to the throne and antagonism against Eirikr was well-known. And Koifish rising up "in anger" at the injustice of his son's wedding having been ruined has enhanced his popularity and good reputation. Thanks for the free publicity, Eirikr. 🤫😙😉😂

[@SquirrelMaestro]

He’s not just Heistein!

[@alvaroromeromartinez7788]

It is not normal to put ketchup in the pasta

[@kaeganlagerquist1694]

We need a world conquest with house Koifishsson

[@henrykkeszenowicz4664]

Love this vid, but you didn't even meet Jarl Haesteinn!

[@Vargmusics]

Who is this handsom young gentlefish on the videocover

[@thetaikonaut8397]

“The Hunt Failed!” *10% Success Chance.*

[@anvos658]

Ooff even in your final dream as you die in the wrestling ring your life is cut short by pneumonia.

[@gomishofu7350]

11:52 here in Greece we indeed put ketchup on spagheti. I don't like it that way tho...

[@raphaellever7483]

In m'y opinion of a semi Italian pasta with ketchup is a sacrilege

[@dinostancyberbully8561]

may anyone tell me what he means by this in 3:35 did a real thing happen their or is it just a Swedish inside joke?

[@hyugahablak1186]

HEY YOU ACTUALLY DID MY IDEA I SUGGESTED TO MELLOW SCOT AFTER HE DID IT! I’M MAKING WAYS WITH KZbinRS

[@reallyFrogman]

Koifish looks like the experienced DM that runs a one shot DND campaign to get new players into the game.

[@the_cowpoke]

this video is a cinematic masterpiece.

[@Astronimal]

Such an amazing biopic of the life of Koifish, truly he will be missed.

[@ItsYouAreNotYour]

Hasteins roleplaying as Koifish is top content.

[@Jungfrun1]

Not enough effort, gotta create the coat of arms for Närke and Örebro.

[@dr.harmacist5836]

Bro took two pictures of himself and thought we wouldn't notice

[@DaFloove]

I must play multiplayer with this handsome Viking!

[@Chinocchi]

Now keep the save so your child can continue the playthrough in the future.

[@stonymick1478]

11:48 actual litteral heresy.

[@nathanhaywood273]

Look at that! You became the king of Sweden!

[@TotallyNotASIO]

This would go so well with the legend dlc thingy coming up

[@JohnPaulSaylor]

Someone needs to make a Koifish mod that adds him as a ruler.

[@aidankenny521]

AYEEE! I'm busy at work so I can't watch yet but this is how I RP and I like to think maybe you saw my comment about that? Regardless, love you Koifish

[@oppenz3723]

"featuring Koifish, as himself"

[@Anthroprophagus]

laughed way to hard at the "me and the bois" joke.

[@Canada1994]

Only a matter of time before he did a self insert

[@Levi-The-Levi]

I decided to do the same after watching this video. I started out in Västermanland and became the king of norway in 1 lifetime

[@SuleymanGhimbir]

Koifish you are the best! 💪

[@fluffyshirt6109]

I don't know why, but whenever I hear your voice I think of an above average sized gnome.

[@TomcribbLemon]

Everything was a dream after the neck incident

[@revoktorment440]

Bro gave himself 18 diplomacy :P

[@felixify6662]

koi fish is hot

[@Eidechsee]

Vlogging adventure channel when 🤨

[@firesting]

Ketchup on pasta is totally FINE!!! @Simo get used to it! :D

[@rzacoffeeboy1038]

This guy is funny. APPROVED 😂👍

[@roanewakeman9031]

Wait. You played as true to life as possible. With 2 concubines?

[@ragnarrskulkrew6232]

Ketchup on pasta??? YOU HERITIC!!!!

[@tiziokayoso]

As an italian, i can say that putting ketchup on pasta is a crime

[@aberrantgamer]

Ketchup on pasta is fuckin wild

[@MrEtamsorojam]

On one hand, I'm sad you didn't name your son Haesteinn... ...on the other I'm proud you are beating your addiction of him🙂

[@Ludovicus1769]

I’m Danish, and we too put ketchup on our pasta. That is what ketchup is for.

[@unovasfinest2623]

Damn. You coulda made a short TV series outta that 💀

[@TheOnlyOmniscient]

Dont worry Koifish. Ketchup on pasta is totally normal.