Kramer comparing himself to children

[@cs512tr]

"we"re all at the same skill level Jerry" hahahaha only Kramer can say that and be totally ok with his logic

[@QwertyCanada]

Jerry the whole building is made out bricks.

[@impact0r]

He is correct. They are on the same skill level.

[@Almadabes]

I don't think they'd ever put a 9 yr old in the same class. But as a 28 yr old I practice Jiu Jitsu and there are 14yr olds in my class. Lol. They keep up. Some are even better.

[@BillClay88]

​@@Almadabes have you found your katra? You know .. your spirit - your being, that part of you that says .. YESSSSSSSS ..

[@stevefowler2112]

They caught lightening in a bottle...the cast, the writing...pure genius.

[@OmegaMouse]

Agreed. Every character is essential. Best show ever created.

[@chugginbeers]

@@OmegaMouse Frasier was another good one

[@1918theman]

Cedric and levi key and peele

[@gmar7836]

Especially with Kramer

[@gmar7836]

This was my favorite TV show next to Northern exposure. I have not seen one friends episode. Could not care less about friends

[@walzybby]

Just the way Julia delivered that "okay" before getting the door slammed on her is sooooo precious I love her so much.

[@tstan9713]

Shes adorable

[@slashingraven]

+Macey Murrell What cocktail of illicit chemicals produced that comment?

[@zstanojevic9574]

Sponge Bob SquarePants before SBS.

[@oulosvie]

That was perfect acting.

[@mkhanman12345]

I love you for loving her so much

[@victorespino5650]

Jerry's expressions behind elaine lol

[@eugeneendres5846]

Exactly !

[@matthewrichmond4139]

I didn't notice that.

[@benkleschinsky]

He's cracking up.

[@fromthehaven94]

Whoa, whoa, cant?! When did that word enter your vocabulary? What, is the job to difficult? *[YES]* You don't have enough experience? *[NO]* You're not smart enough? *[NOOOO]* Where's your confidence? 🤷‍♂️

[@kylebrennan6028]

"We're all at the same skill level jerry" "You don't need karate you can just ring his neck"

[@TboneI989]

Wring

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

“Myanmar.” “What’s that, the discount pharmacy?”

[@theislander9034]

I'm just some Canadian guy and I say 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂it always cracks me up when Kramer says that

[@jeetendrakumargarag2491]

@@theislander9034 alright calm down norm

[@antsolution]

Can someone explain the joke

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

@@antsolution It just means Kramer never heard of the country and assumes it must be the name of a pharmacy in New York.

[@mikejohnson515]

Phar-Mor

[@MrShiningbubblegum]

Everyone needs a kramer in their life

[@BBBYpsi]

You like people walking in your home un-anounced & taking what ever they want out of your refridgerator?

[@rossstoneman832]

Most of us do to some degree. That’s why it’s so funny!!

[@NaYawkr]

Too bad the Pc Police Killed this man's career over nuthin'

[@shrapnel77]

I don't.

[@leroykevin]

No Thank you

[@DeSoto1986]

The way Kramer says "not from Newman" paints a hilarious scene that I wish was written in the episode. Kramer trying to find support from his friends for his newfound passion of Ka-rate.

[@jamesrelich8210]

It's funnier when you think about the fact that the kid must've walked right by Elaine, but she didn't put it together until the end when she saw him fighting kids.

[@KeithHiew]

James Relich you know that’s probably the smartest comment anywhere I’ve read all year.

[@jamesrelich8210]

Why, thank you sir!

[@spencerkindra8822]

@James Relish maybe she made the same mistake Jerry did. Thought Joey and Kramer had class at the same time and were just carpooling.

[@jamesbelkin9204]

She was probably flying high with confidence that she didn't notice.

[@drethethinker6418]

Lol I was thinking that right before seeing this. Not Elaine's brightest moment, but then again, Jerry also didn't suspect Kramer was fighting kids.

[@fdannn6926]

Lol how he slams the door and she's still standing there.

[@drServitis]

It's because she's Canadian. Kramer has always hated Canadians.

[@JanetStarChild]

Who's Canadian? Elaine or Julia?

[@blabla-rg7ky]

@@JanetStarChild yes

[@logicalnotes5007]

Great comic timing.

[@guessowii]

she's canadian???

[@Patrick-fn9bz]

When she says ok before he slams the door , love that part

[@kevinh.1677]

“Sammy Davis had it.” This whole scene is brilliant, from start to finish.

[@cisium1184]

That's the best line in the scene.

[@nicolaslementec]

I don't get the joke

[@kevinsheldrick917]

@@nicolaslementec Entertainer Sammy Davis, Jr.'s (1925-90) autobiography was "Yes, I Can". I'm wondering if Jerry left off the "Jr." part deliberately to avoid getting in legal trouble for referring to him without permission.

[@nicolaslementec]

@@kevinsheldrick917 thank you !!

[@funkEfresh94]

Jerry's lack of faith in Elaine is hilarious 😂

[@magicburzum4048]

That what friends are for.

[@narajuna]

now now he was just supporting his friend (with ex benefits)

[@Alloy-p3u]

Turns out he was right and Kramer was wrong

[@danmaftei7633]

kramer's delivery on "is that the discount pharmacy?" is perfect :D i love how upset and confused they all get about places they don't know. like george going "then who are the dutch??!!", elaine shouting "BURMA??" to peterman, etc.

[@4exgold]

the way Kramer gives Elaine this inspiring pep talk then flinches at the car horn blaring :D gold

[@Squirrelpants]

"You're not qualified to WORK at the catalogue!" So many years later, still laughing at this line.

[@mikekillagreen9432]

Then one ups it with your not qualified to work at the catalogue.

[@therussmeister]

She's not J. Peterman material.

[@stagna1959]

She had one good catalogue writing though : Himalayan walking shoes. But Urban sombrero completely failed .

[@YaoEspirito]

Delivered like an affirmation.

[@cooliereddz4141]

He’s not wrong tho 😂

[@MrParkerman6]

That kid is yellow belt, Kramer is white, therefore that kid is at a HIGHER skill level than Kramer!

[@Brian-dx5br]

Very true

[@spiritoflifetruth8089]

He should've been able to beat Kramer then.

[@dougplein6075]

Thanks I'll sleep better knowing that.

[@darkprince9064]

Hope the kid doesn't wring Kramer neck lol

[@pika62221]

You realize it goes white to yellow, both of which are considered beginners.

[@smeltedcheese]

Not from him, not from NEWMAN.

[@richwyrock7124]

Sopranos

[@coolguy02536]

Did George support him at least?!

[@apoorvjain6654]

I like how Kramer's entire support system is Jerry and Newman

[@lust4bass]

He talks as if they were married !

[@katerinapatiniotis5598]

Theroux George? He can't even support himself.

[@Jaws7852]

You are fighting children Krammer? .....We are all at the same skill level" that left me in stitches!

[@uspatriot3712]

I love Kramer's "We're all at the same skill level, Jerry." Like he really believes it. Best show ever.

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

As the karate skill level, he must be right. Strenght is, maybe, another story.

[@narajuna]

Yes but they dont really *level* all the same....

[@renc2002]

"That kid is gonna be alright!" _"Nooo.._ she's not" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maxdecphoenix]

I love the final scene in this one, where the kids corner Kramer in an alley and beat him.

[@dejeon0195]

yea, u r the only .

[@meadster308]

With those tiny little fists of fury

[@therussmeister]

The same alley he gets beat up in for not wearing the ribbon.

[@junelawrimore9567]

"Now,we finish it."

[@wvu05]

@@therussmeister "Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon?!"

[@BlueJay88]

"Can we stop for ice cream on the way home mom? Please Please?" "Yeah Please? PLEASE???"

[@lindaleelaw5277]

Men are just little boys in big clothes.

[@flisko123]

plz mom

[@efisgpr]

@@lindaleelaw5277 Sexist p.o.s.

[@namrozbaloch]

We are all at the same skill level jerry

[@stormthrush37]

The whole Kramer fighting children saga was one of my all-time favorite Kramer adventures.

[@MikeBaxterABC]

We're all at the SAME SKILL LEVEL Jerry! :)

[@MrParkerman6]

Kramer is only white belt, the kid is yellow belt, so they aren't at the same skill level.

[@Brian-dx5br]

@@MrParkerman6 True

[@Raptor45]

Slams the door right in her face LMAO!!

[@lukasdziubalski2001]

She became a go getter.

[@hermit6208]

That kid's gonna be all right.

[@packergeek10]

@@hermit6208 No she's not.

[@hoganfan200]

The writers of this episode understand toxic positivity.

[@mkhanman12345]

that's not a thing

[@josephine1465]

​@@mkhanman12345 yes it is idiot

[@lfader]

The way Elaine says okay before Kramer slams the door in her face = 🤗🤣🤣🤣💖

[@NotQuiteLucid]

The way Kramer shuts the door in Elaine's face is gold

[@TheSixthSLoT]

"Kramer, you're fighting children?!" Hahaha. This show was epically hilarious.

[@Juanjo-Quetzal]

"And now ( insert the sound of that expression here) im dominating the dojo"

[@timetravelingoldman6839]

Every single line and delivery is perfect.

[@hyena131]

Time Traveling Old Man Yes, not remotely safe, dull, contrived and overly polished.

[@rafaelrios451]

Best show ever, can't get enough of it, gosh I love Seinfeld tv show.....02.24.2020 for the record....by the way today's my Bday !!!

[@harveypratt995]

Never a bad episode. This was one of the best! When Kramer had to retire because he was tired of the “grind” was another all time best.

[@bossgandy]

We are all at the same skill level Jerry! His tone and expression are, to quote a certain Banya “That’s gold Jerry, Gold”

[@Redlod79]

My legs were like nOOdles

[@Pipygirl]

Jason Matthew 😂😂

[@shortypantz7]

Pretty sure

[@antonfloor344]

The way Kramer walks in to the door is art on his own.

[@jonathanlehoux6550]

A pair of pants, a stupid story, a huge mark-up.. I can do that. LOL Nothing could describe Peterman's ways better than that.

[@happytrees4734]

I met someone at a social gathering and he was mentioning his parents were from Myanmar. I couldn’t resist and said, “You mean the discount pharmacy?”. No Seinfeld fans I guess. I only received blank stares 😂

[@Tom-it6gi]

"I'm not qualified to run the catalogue." "You're not qualified to work at the catalogue."

[@75aces97]

Gotta love how conveniently you can hear the car horn from Jerry's apartment, like it's coming from just across the hall.

[@jalexandertdavies]

This is one of my favourite gags because what Kramer says about karate is logically consistent and yet insane. That's comedy!

[@beng4151]

"Is that the discount pharmacy?" Still makes me laugh, after all these years...

[@troykruse5161]

There is no show on tv nowadays that has so much pull for people to drop everything and watch. All they can do now is recast old shows or bring back top cast member in these old shows. Nothing new anymore. Thankfully we have KZbin to bring back these great memories

[@muhammadumair2207]

from which season this scene is??

[@justme-hh4vp]

One of the things we were always told about karate growing up is that it doesn't matter your size, it's your skill level. It is perfect that Kramer not only takes this to absurd levels to conclude this scene but uses his story to inspire Elaine. It makes you wonder about the self-help industry, job interviews and the like.

[@Xylarxcode]

I don't know jack about martial arts, but I know that if you put someone of equal skill against each other, except one of them is twice the size of the other one, I'm putting my money on the big guy. I'm willing to take any bet that the little guy bites the dust 9 times out of 10. Let's see them spout their 'size doesn't matter' mantra after that, lol.

[@rufusolani4920]

Kramer is the Best!... His entrances are phenomenal!..

[@nordimejia5790]

Damn, this scene is great. I love seinfeld

[@typalmer6850]

Absolutely hysterical.

[@ourevilone]

the part 2 when you see Elaine put the "Urban Sombrero" on the front of the catalog :D

[@Alloy-p3u]

That frying pan face, and plain looks, okay kinda attractive like Costanza says, helps Dryfus with her comedy imo

[@aperson22222]

In addition to the fact that he’s fighting children, notice that the dojo champ is at the same skill level as a yellow belt.

[@DragonLord0319]

I like how a horn was heard even though they live on like the 5th floor or so

[@TwoCarGaragez]

Anyone notice the bag dropped at 0:36 is magically moved by the door when she leaves

[@jesset4870]

Kramer...what is that the discount pharmacy 😂😂😂

[@erazor39]

the discount pharmacy hahahahahaha

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

Yes I Can is the name of Sammy Davis' book.

[@yogithashetty2587]

Most brilliant show of all time 👏🏻😃👏🏻

[@jr2280]

Jerry in the background always cracks me up.

[@gregofcanada4494]

Jerry fueling Elaine's insecurities 🤣🤣🤣

[@paulocraice]

Jerry should run the Leafs. He's all they need to.

[@drewhendley]

You’re fighting children, we’re all at the same skill level...lol

[@krrrruptidsoless]

She's all smiley, standing in the hallway.....BAM goes the door. Perfect.

[@margintrading6624]

The smoothness of how he enters the scene is just so suave.

[@Lee.Higginbotham]

Kramer your fighting children!! 😂😂😂

[@phadde]

Kramer, you're fighting children?! This is the seinfeld phrase most often in my head.

[@johnjuhasz9125]

Elaine was so fine. Actually she still is nearly 20 years after the show ended.

[@inutero10]

Yeah, she is sexier than any of the friends chicks . Of course, Aniston gives her a run for her money.

[@SovereignStatesman]

Old Christine.

[@kennethcarvalho3684]

Kramer you are fighting children.. we are all at the same skill level, Jerry ...LOL

[@drewhendley]

We’re all at the same skill level Jerry

[@rayo146-x8x]

"I can't give people orders" Flash forward to 2021, and she's playing one of the most legendary Head SHIELD/Hydra Agents of the Marvel Universe

[@jdmaine51084]

Dude hears a car horn like he isn't up on the 12th floor in downtown NYC hahaha

[@richarddowd5495]

We're all at the same skill level,Jerry

[@annihilationHaven]

The kid didn't even knock at Kramer's door, went straight to Jerry's.

[@MarcusDailyMedia]

Katra can do that...he sensed where Kramer was.

[@apple54345]

@@MarcusDailyMedia People underestimate the Katra

[@jcspotter7322]

Pay attention, he not even near the door when the kid's knocking at the door

[@bellicose4653]

Watch the scene again. The kid is knocking at Kramer's door, and Kramer hears it from Jerry's apartment.

[@efisgpr]

WRONG

[@pocobull]

I've been kicking butt in the Special Olympics for years.

[@1brunner699]

That’s gold, Jerry, gold! Would’ve been great to see the next clip where they’re all in the car yelling to the mom to take them for ice cream. 😂

[@Zachbensam321]

Not from him! NOT FROM NEWMAN! That’s how you know this was a wacky idea, Kramer must’ve told Newman and even he couldn’t get behind it

[@jaym3064]

“Is that the discount pharmacy?” 😂 Myanmar Drugstore

[@vinayseth1114]

Haha one of the best plot twists ever! :D

[@josephpit6173]

We’re all at the same skill level 🤣🤣

[@henryevans2935]

He's 9 years old you can ring his neck Kramer; we're on the same skill level

[@redfox14-ffox]

Kramer forcing Elaine out of Jerry's apartment and then slamming the door in her face 🤣

[@ItsJustJimOkay]

In an episode later this season he takes DOG MEDICINE because a dog had the same symptoms as him xD

[@kevinpiacente3456]

The little kid in the karate uniform was in the movie the little giants with Rick moranis and Ed oneill

[@christianfriley]

He could swim on the U Penn 8 year old swim team and dominate.

[@coltonw8686]

"Were ALL at the same skill level Jerry" Lmao

[@Xk9913]

the way he slam the door on her face , cracks me open

[@soulassassin0g]

That 9 year old is probably in his 30's by now.

[@jeffreycollins3697]

“Is that the discount pharmacy?” Such an underrated line

[@stantheman1231]

For the fine observer, thank you sir !

[@kieshajackson5822]

Kramer, why won't you enter Jerry's apartment like a normal person? 😂🤣😅😂

[@hyena131]

Kiesha Jackson Because he's a crazy, wacky dude!!! (And a racist).

[@icecreamcake1457]

@@hyena131 Racist? Heckle a comedian and all bets are off. NOTHING is off limits. 😂

[@hyena131]

@slice of cream fake Nonsense. A working professional comedian can and will shut down a heckler without resorting to a racist rant. You're deluded.

[@phoenixzappa7366]

Dominating the dojo

[@eccentriclullaby1357]

Lmfaooo at Kramer's karate class and Jerry's reaction 😂😂😂

[@elochukwuokonkwo9806]

When did Kramer's bag move from the counter to the door.?? Magical

[@taylorthomas9059]

Did anyone stop the video at 1:05 because they noticed the blood splatters on Kramer's shirt?????!

[@deanafromchicago6661]

“No one’s gonna listen to you!”... 😁

[@kirstenlspringer]

Anyone have a link to the scene where kids from the Dojo gang up on Kramer in the alley? TiA!

[@mobus1603]

"YAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!" "...and those tiny little fists of fury"

[@bababuyiekaban7942]

Kramers pants are way too long to should not pass his ankles 😄

[@SMAXZO]

I love how Jerry's not even helping...

[@tbooth1000]

Is there blood on Kramer's shirt?

[@skipads9790]

Get outta here!!😅🤣 I love how sensitive Kramer is.

[@nilizion9537]

Just brilliant comedy . And the attention to details .. Kramer’s panther are short on him cuz he wears his old clothes .lol