Kristen Schaal - The Most Shameful Part Of The Body

#KristenSchaal (Flight of the Conchords, Bob's Burgers and The Daily Show) recounts robbing a genie and then debuts the first of many Taintalogues.
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[@misterroboto9999]

"Are you mesmerized by my sparkles?" Yeah, I think we can all agree that Mabel was basically WRITTEN for this woman.

[@ton3016]

And let's not forget Louis from Bob's Burgers 💕💕💕 I love both Louis and Mabel.

[@OrangeKyle91]

I was just thinking, I could TOTALLY imagine Mabel growing up to be her!

[@misterroboto9999]

@@OrangeKyle91 You. Galaxy brain. Big good thoughts. Amazing.

[@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt]

Right before her faint monologue.

[@telepathicdiancie0075]

I mean, Alex Hirsch did say that he probably would have given up the show if he hadn't gotten Schaal, so I think it's safe to assume she was.

[@mikedang3613]

She really seems like she would be fun as hell to be around while she's drunk.

[@janrees4887]

Or sober

[@obsessedwithcups8037]

aeon were you toxicated when you wrote this

[@marlborosoda]

????????? shes fun sober tho

[@jordanmartin4696]

Intoxicate*

[@amaliewright6862]

@John Foley she isn't bonnie

[@pieisgood235]

I think the best part about this is that the characters she plays are literally just her. Imagine Mabel Pines acting out this monologue, for exmple.

[@KuLaydMahn]

Yeah, normally that sort of thing is just lame - when an actor just play theirself or the character IS just the actor - but for Kristen Schaal you wouldn't want it to be any other way

[@damarishankins9132]

I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH KIRSTEN AND SHE WAS AMAZING IN OUR IMPROV GROUP. SHE WAS SHY BACK THEN, BUT WHEN IT CAME TO PERFORMING, SHE WAS PHENOMENAL!! 💖LOVE YOU KIRSTEN, ALWAYS AND FOREVER💖🤘🥰🤘💖

[@jinorism]

lucky you!

[@WanderingExistence]

Was that Skyline HS? I know she grew up around Longmont.

[@PeterTysdal]

Shes the kind of comedians who makes u laugh hysterically right away or get the joke way later and chuckle. Inthink would be gr8 on snl

[@KuLaydMahn]

She's too good for SNL (but she would be great, you're right)

[@evan13501]

this was one year before voicing in Gravity Falls :P

[@kingnova2372]

That means maybal copied her

[@nicerguise3225]

I don't know why people sleep on Kristen Schaal's stand-up. It's always unique and she slays with it.

[@xkakashi01]

I close my eyes and all i see is Louise Belcher in her bunny ears telling people jokes

[@ryuichimiyazaki5620]

Oh em gee, this works!

[@truthrights6140]

She's The Voice of the little girl on Bob's Burgers. I knew when I was watching her on Last Man on Earth that her voice was somewhere else on TV and then it hit me

[@Yumichan62]

She alao voiced Mabel in Gravity Falls. Not sure if she had other roles though

[@artisticchip4805]

@@Yumichan62 She played Sarah Lynn on Bojack Horseman as well

[@KuLaydMahn]

Shea done a lot of voice work. Anyone who's been watching animated shows in the last 15 or 20 years has heard her voice in something. And I'm pretty sure her mom does the voice of Stan's wife (can't remember the character's name) in American Dad.

[@davidwright7797]

shes cute in a weird way!!!

[@futavadumnezo]

She's a weird cute

[@Ananetta-ut3mp]

She has mabel personality

[@craig2054]

iiMars who tf is Mabel

[@brandon4391]

Hisoka Marrow gravity falls

[@denniskoppo4259]

Yeah but she's not very funny

[@MegaFafnir]

"She was livid, horrified, annoyed, and most of all, jealous!"

[@leejones3115]

Such a strange adult child.

[@happybirthday146]

Time for a playdate with "obvious child" Jenny Slate and "tall child" John Mulaney.

[@Cupcake_Royale]

Lol have you met me

[@thestu059]

Fun, not strange

[@medmom11]

I love hearing Louise's voice talk about her taint, lol

[@yitzkpoop4117]

Mabel, is that YOU?

[@sonofage]

damn i miss that show. thanks lol

[@CommanderGreyFox]

its pronounced taint

[@lost2132]

I heard her and I was like MABEL you do have talents

[@Sunny25611]

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

[@Sunny25611]

Yitz Kpoop 🤣😂👍🏻

[@infinityowl4203]

"I'm afraid this generation of women are going to grow up attracted to men without faces" (four dudes in the front deeply introspecting while pretending to be amused)

[@fellowgamer5363]

Man she really didn't really have to even play a character for Mabel

[@ninjamonkey508]

this video is almost 9 minutes long. a little over 4 1/2 minutes of it is just her talking about how she revenge-played with her taint while cursing her dead mother's name

[@Phredd2k1]

Louise Belcher on Bob's Burgers

[@aubreybaker6384]

lol as soon as she started yelling it hit me..

[@mofhiryjones8272]

Or More importantly, Tammy tangerine!

[@hybrid-Sage6336]

'Girls are gonna grow up attracted to men without faces' me: looks over to my Slender man poster* also me: Yea sorry Kristen but that has been a thing for a very long time now

[@byua1835]

loool

[@carlgreisheimer5278]

She is so freaking CUTE!!

[@mulemule]

(Yes, her *taint* screed's especially adorable.)

[@nickoliver3523]

Nobody’s talking about Sarah Lynn and that really saddens me I can’t lie

[@the-engneer]

Who's Sarah Lynn?

[@nickoliver3523]

The Engineer Kristen schaals character on BoJack horseman. Best show ever created.

[@madxxia_]

omg i freaking love her

[@CaptainRufus]

Mabel isnt just voiced by Kristen. Kristen is just adult Mabel. Who does stand up.

[@marcuswalters8093]

Frigging genius. 🤣🤣

[@notsure1969]

Kristen Schaal is so weird and wonderful. She's awesome. It taint your grandmother's comedy special.

[@keithmaxon9510]

Louise screaming about her taint. Awesome!

[@pinedragon5398]

Even her screams are like Mabel’s in show character scream

[@hurleyfrancois4060]

I really love how I can only hear Louise and Mabel

[@shawngilliland243]

Her Mom yelling about the mirror brought to mind the story of Snow White and the Queen's magic mirror . . .

[@NoahHornberger]

I just realized Kristen looks like she would be cousins with Mark Zuckerberg. After I saw it I can't stop seeing it

[@byua1835]

you fucking ass fuck whyyyy!!!! now I can't unsee it oh my god (((

[@seanjung83]

....

[@Menibor1]

I just realized you look like Temuera Morrison....... I can’t I see it

[@KC-to9xl]

I fucking love her.

[@keith_theleaf]

All I hear is Mabel and it’s AMAZING

[@spartikuzTV]

She's the funniest person in the world right now. She's archer of bobs burgers.

[@carpenterfamily6198]

And here I was thinking it was called the perineum 😊

[@billsmith1008]

That must be the slang term.

[@aussiewanderer6304]

A medical student told me the part of the body between the scrotum and the rectum was called the screctum. A medical procedure to remove the screctum was called a screctumectomy.

[@countvond233]

@@aussiewanderer6304 You are screcorrect, but you can't remove mine!

[@tailbonetailbone9380]

What a taintalizing monologue!

[@TealPanda7]

We love you Mabuise Lynn!!

[@economicist2011]

I'd pay money for an animated version of Louise Belcher delivering that story to a school assembly.

[@lamiyahbarron9394]

I AGREEEEEE

[@stephenm8100]

She just needs a green dress and pink bunny ears and you get Louise.

[@thedarkdude134]

and this is the same person that does the voice for mabel pines everyone x3

[@MartiesTutorials]

and louise from Bob's Burgers :P

[@Ishmaelgaynor]

She looks really young here

[@DavePyroRet]

That's because she is. This was in 2011

[@Ishmaelgaynor]

That's only five years ago I mean she looks like she's 20 here but I know she's probably in her 40's now if I'm not mistaken

[@DavePyroRet]

True. Also, love your stuff

[@MetalAllDayAllNight]

Just For Laughs, made in Montreal Canada, videos not made available in Canada?

[@TheLegendaryTim]

KiLLSeT just another reason to have more people come over the border, as long as they return when they are done.

[@janrees4887]

Because it's on TV in Canada

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

XD Mabel grew up and now does stand up...

[@chadfritts3664]

BLACKIESBOY OH MY GOD!!!

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

She was even wearing a fabulous jacket. Guess she upgraded from sweaters.

[@murderlust6882]

Mabel wasn’t created till years after this show lol

[@keepinitreal3540]

OMG HOW'D SHE GUESS I GHASPED WHEN SHE SAID "But I'm afraid that the girls are gonna grow up attracted to men without faces!" And literally so many people are to Corps's Husband .

[@alicia-ep9pu]

SHE PREDICTED IT

[@ReptileNexus]

She's adorable.

[@samgafford2371]

What a artpeice

[@HydrooGenn]

someone animate this

[@stephenm8100]

I get a picture of Linda walking in on Louise.. I want it out of my brain!!

[@lackofeffortfpv7412]

lmfao lol. @ 05:43 some lovely prose indeed. Between two rindler horizons.

[@oneeyedpyrmid]

I felt the taint joke was going on for too long until the end

[@queenelizabee7246]

Yea I don’t want to touch her hands

[@WattWireNet]

This was delightful.

[@aldersmoke1]

That crowd didn't deserve her.

[@benmayer7326]

mable yelling about taints sacres me deeply

[@natehill8069]

In a store once I saw "Amelia Earhart" brand luggage. Didnt buy it - I have enough trouble with my luggage getting lost.

[@_jaishai_]

😂 so wrong.

[@_jaishai_]

😂 so wrong.

[@el_aleman]

🤣

[@ajp1282]

"It's inna *BOOK* "

[@campcourt127]

So it's important

[@naivenitara]

Look up Easter in the dictionary and you'll find Kristen's dress 🐇

[@RuaTheRapoet]

Yo, that exit!

[@cryspbacon]

i literally named my dog mabel louise because of this wonderful woman.

[@alifmuhammadchicago]

"42 years..." 🤣 get the fudge outta here

[@yellowdart6666]

hahaha. I love it.

[@montemccarty6512]

Watch her in the series " flight of the concords " She is hilarious.

[@EternalDensity]

Does anyone have a link to the cut knock knock joke?

[@orlandoferrer696]

bruhhh she said she killed a genie for that jacket ;) i juss fell in love ahhhhhvgbbbgfcbihdfbb

[@DIRTY-MERLIN]

taint monologues were uncannily good parody

[@idonttireeasily]

Clearly, the mother was tainted by what she saw.

[@TheBshwckr]

This has the same energy of iBrain by Brett Gelman lmao.

[@tootallzz]

The taint monologues 😆

[@barrybaxterbarryductions2918]

I want to hire her.

[@ndf3]

hey she’s on a show

[@paulcoy9060]

What about the Twasn't? Or the Tweren't?

[@LadyOMyth]

. . . This was Mabel gone dark and sexual.

[@genisay]

Watching this, I kept going... 'Wait... Is that Mabel?' Had to go look it up, and sure enough. Oh hey! I knew this gal's voice before I even knew she was a comedian. XD

[@jamcat1584]

i went to scratch my eyebrow and almost poked my eye out

[@trevorcole3959]

I heard that taint joke in like 1996, when most of y'all were born

[@lackofeffortfpv7412]

hehe, y'all fell out the vag or took a wrong turn at Albuquerque

[@jamesbeemer7855]

Taint . Thank you for clarifying this .

[@samantha2051]

She's ACTUALLY Mable 0.0

[@JamesWilson-vr3ql]

Do I have a 95 minute knock-knock joke?! You bet your ASS I do!

[@coachgoltzbizpro23]

Mabel became a stand up comedian. Classic. Seriously, Kristen is a fantastic comic.

[@amberskylar4380]

HOLY CIPHER! SHE VOICES MABEL PINES (personally Googled it)!!

[@saturnbee99]

LOUISE OMGGGGG

[@kranjusfrankencop6263]

Love it

[@hubbletrubble7875]

(Flight of the Conchords, Bob's Burgers and The Daily Show) Sadness when Gravity Falls isn't included

[@guilhermebranco8572]

I've only seen her on The Last Man On Earth, she transpires the same simple mind in real stand-up

[@The_sinner_Jim_Whitney]

Guilherme Branco She's also Mel in Flight of the Conchords and voices Louise in Bob's Burgers. I'm sure she does other stuff, but those and Last Man on Earth are what I know her from. She always plays kinda 'herself'.

[@jim-hn7ko]

i find her calves intriguing.

[@2teethPogZa]

It’s Mabel but inappropriate...

[@svang55]

Its trixie the triceratops from toy story 3. Close your eyes and imagine it being trixie talking about her taint.

[@ericjamieson]

Still think the best Kristen Schaal character is Hazel Wassername from 30 Rock.

[@elsetexter7904]

I'm crying so hard I can barely tell you how much I miss President Obama

[@bmphil3400]

You two were close? Does he not call anymore?

[@theyellowentity9668]

He ran away

[@isaacmaier4150]

She is grown up Mabel pines

[@nickolasborden8511]

Carol I wanted to here your 90 minute knock knock joke

[@whalelord9641]

So Harley Quinn does exist...

[@MrEvanBeta]

Yup, her name is Arlene Sorkin

[@steveconn]

Good diversity, keeps audience on its toes.

[@richardbarnes5432]

Came here wondering why Ellie Kemper was doing a Kristen Schaal video.

[@jvoolich]

Hilarious!

[@plasmaconduit]

alyson hannigan looks different here

[@flyhyjayboy]

I love her so much ❤ fr though

[@axtonpino5213]

(1:40) It took less then 2 minutes for vaginas to be mentioned. We did it people!

[@moeyyag3666]

I wanna be an architect

[@SoVidushi]

Sarah lynn? Sarah lynn??

[@SoVidushi]

Holyy shit dude ur comment made me realize mabel and sarah lynn were both voiced by the same person. Thankyou.

[@CutiepieTinWhistle]

I love her so much

[@____9546]

I almost fell asleep while watching this

[@mooseadjli2604]

didn't even make me smile

[@dumpygoodness4086]

heroin its a HELLUVA drug!

[@tootallzz]

Rich Blomquist is a lucky man!❤

[@theunwantedcritic]

She's crazy

[@CatfishSkinner]

LMFAO!!!