KSP: Absurd Contraptions - The Transcendence Device

Because having a corporeal form gets boring after a while.
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Music (in order):
Jumpin And Jivin 4 - Martin Landh (Epidemic Sound)
Jumpin And Jivin 1 - Martin Landh (Epidemic Sound)
Rookie Mistake 2 - Martin Gauffin (Epidemic Sound)
Silly Moods 2 - Gunnar Johnsén (Epidemic Sound)
Production Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound: www.epidemicsou...
Outro music: Simon Viklund - Power Plant (Bionic Commando Rearmed OST)
Game: Kerbal Space Program (kerbalspaceprog...)
Version in video: 1.1.0 (I think, I recorded this ages ago!)

[@TheLousyGames]

Kerbals are actually Infinite as the universe itself, but the spacesuit holds them into one small Kerbal sized package. Your device weakens the space suit so they can take on their original form.

[@alexsiemers7898]

Kerbals ARE the universe!

[@maxfax1012]

No, the Kraken did it, and why does the kerbals can have no suit also?

[@plainnaruto1297]

@@maxfax1012 hey their bodies are solid but Danny used it to weaken their bodies to open their shell

[@redshirt5126]

Reminds me of the Vorlons from Babylon 5.

[@ofthewoods5345]

And that's why they are also immortal... except when Danny steps in

[@naooho9392]

*Me*:Danny how do you land at the Mun? *Danny*: first step, relocate the Mun

[@PeterBarnes2]

Note: Destroying the Mun is not the same as relocating it.

[@gurumanlives4231]

+Peter LeRoy “Apl 527097” Barnes Now is not the time! That comes later.

[@PeterBarnes2]

Blue Shell Well, we have destroyed the Mun many times already, in many different universe, and every time we did, it got undestroyed after we left and came back. Luckily this process is not as complicated as the rest of rocket science.

[@cameronmcallister7606]

So... it's not rocket science?

[@PeterBarnes2]

Cameron McAllister Of course it is. It's just the litho-breaker vs. litho-transporter sort of rocket science.

[@josephhenderson2538]

I wonder if Squad has a folder labeled "Glitches Danny has Discovered/Created" at their HQ

[@GreatFox42]

well they are subbed to him. So it's not impossible.

[@alphanumiral]

A folder? They made their office out of the paper the glitches were written on!

[@naooho9392]

I really hope they do but also label it DO NOT FIX

[@thonkery3814]

Probably full

[@gavros9636]

I'm pretty sure Danny is a glitch, every game he plays breaks.

[@ihaveagun22]

Wife:"You're not the center of the universe Jedediah" Jeb:"Oh am I" Introducing the Transcendence 2000, make yourself the literal center of the universe *the Danny corporation is not responsible in any way shape or form if you are -spagetified -stretched across space time or if -you punch a hole in space time -become a singularity or in any other cases of bodily harm*

[@gibuswagen7729]

ihaveagun22 Question:can i tell my parents i have become the center of the universe?

[@kyeplaysyt8217]

Yes

[@markos9531]

I'll take 10!

[@addust]

Jeb: "it is time" *buys device and becomes centre of universe* NOTE: i'm from the UK so dont say my spelling is wrong

[@Fred_the_1996]

@@addust your spelling is wrong

[@MCNarret]

"You did it! You smeared your victim across the fabric of the cosmos! Watch as it struggles with INFINITE PAIN! Eventually flattening out. Like a transcended bug on a windshield! And when all physical form is lost. Spacetime breaks too!" I swear when I hear this it looks like a how to for some demented all powerful being as if this action is common place.

[@Seldser]

soooo... HowToBasic?

[@mladenperic6041]

@@Seldser no its howtogod

[@bongbong9991]

Step 1! Make a spinner for the victim. Step 2! THROW THAT BOY INTO THE SPINNING GRINDER! Step 3! You have done it! You made spaghetti!

[@SephirothRyu]

@@mladenperic6041 How to Cthulhu. Turns out, Cthulhu is just a kerbal after Danny got through with them.

[@isocryd]

Danny is an artist. Modern art. Using Kerbals instead of paint.

[@combativeThinker]

"Danny! What did I tell you not to do?" "Turn my astronauts into Elder Gods?" "And what did you do?" "Turn my astronauts into Elder Gods..."

[@marc.rowley57]

Gravity falls reference?

[@milanaplayakafroggy8516]

👌😂👌 👣

[@donaldsherwood5599]

Astronaut:*yeeted into a smear* yippeee!

[@ghoost8943]

@@marc.rowley57 i think so

[@ghoost8943]

Time to make some kerbals into corpses!

[@VenseyNess]

Dude... a 9 minute video with on point music, editing, AND comedy? Now THIS is the Danny I like to see.

[@CrimsonGamer99]

Squad Developers are curled up under their desks crying right now...

[@bigPoe]

"NASA, Get on my level!" - Danny2462

[@Anonymous-zf2ou]

Spagetificator Trancendence divice Now what about a large hadron collider in KSP !!!!!!

[@jameson1239]

Anonymous with kerbals

[@docaxolotl1598]

You mean a little grape smusher device

[@Nik_TheAstronaut]

Large kerbal collider*

[@user-cb3mz9kj4l]

Wait, Danny built a NORMAL ROCKET?! What is happening?!??!!!?

[@peardude8979]

For science, sacrifices have to be made.

[@AlienXtream1]

+Peardude89 true, but how far is too far...

[@lucasvarela9088]

+AlienXtream1 well, i guess too far?

[@TheRealGears]

he has stretched space time so far, he has become "normal"

[@Mike-Michalson]

(brain.exe has stopped working due to the lack of danny's normal)

[@TheSkyRender]

So... Danny just created the flying spaghetti monster?

[@UsableUsernamee]

Once again yep

[@lucasvarela9088]

pastafarism 4 lief

[@naooho9392]

pastafarism

[@rhysh6026]

ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY SPAGBABBI MONSTER

[@siyacer]

With actual kerbals

[@knife_wizard]

Are you secretly a Squad bug tester who's capitalizing on his job by pointing out the fun bugs? If so, keep it up. If not, keep it up anyway!

[@theloneastronaut2]

yes

[@KaonashiKobayashi]

I can already see this being scaled up for mass transcendence. If you were looking for a 150k sub special idea, there it is.

[@combativeThinker]

It's like the Dwemer from Skyrim all over again.

[@athermonuclearexplosion7159]

what, do you want to transcend time too?? (time travel)

[@Sharpless2]

+A Thermonuclear Explosion I find you name very Chill and Relaxing

[@oscarsmith3942]

You should make a version of this where you spaghettify multiple kerbals at once.

[@Danny2462]

...why did I not try that?! Good idea!

[@oscarsmith3942]

My theory of how would be to eva a bunch of kerbals next to each other and burn the mangler into them. (no idea if it will work though)

[@footsoldier5178]

We must do I it.... FOR SCIENCE!!!

[@casualbird7671]

Danny, there is a bug that will allow you to get infinite symmetry (And warning it crashes the game easily)! You simply place something with a symmetry of 8 on a part that you can place elsewhere on the vessel. You can then place the part with the ring of 8 other parts on it on the vessel also with symmetry set to 8. Then, if you were to mouse over one of the original pieces that you first set to 8 while holding something and hitting the symmetry cycle, your symmetry will bug out and now be set to some crazy number- I think it would be 64 just from that. You can essentially do this exponentially. Enjoy. Sorry if my comment was confusing as hell.

[@drscope27]

buy a transcendence device, become a one dimensional being today!

[@iR-80]

xD

[@Danny2462]

Check out my Patreon page, after all that's why you'll be able to enjoy future videos from me! Page: www.patreon.com/Danny2462 Announcement video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3TGg6lmgNt_jtE I'm also working on a game-y thing with HOCgaming for this year's annual charity stream he's been making! It's VR, it's fun, it's nowhere near complete! Simply great! kzbin.info/www/bejne/haS8iX-QicRopcU

[@day.brakeF1]

keep up the good work dooby

[@nickel7327]

he's posting videos again! I'm so happy! Glorious Day! First a youtuber actually recognized me and now more funny videos!

[@yodu45]

very nice, maybe with multiple subjects in a bigger device... also another thing: "orbital high five" please.

[@RaphH_]

Are you still going to post your vids on youtube?

[@day.brakeF1]

Effwon Yt all his vids are going to be on youtube, but he can make more videos if people support him

[@notastrain]

another episode of Absurd Contraptions? haven't been this excited since MAiKSP 7

[@Danny2462]

GOOD NEWS, EVERONE! I've found the KSP install I had these craft files in! Click this link to download the .craft files: www.mediafire.com/download/4r3g4br96kj6ipz/Transcendence_Devices.zip Also added to the description! Enjoy.

[@x-fun3149]

First Reply..... Make a time warping device using quantum physics to go back to 0.17 and find the magic Boulder =D

[@PineCone227_]

why go to 0.17?

[@thunderbirdlead7135]

+FRESH magic bolder first appeared there

[@jonahhillman6491]

+kim becerra then why are you watching them?

[@someoneunimportant4544]

+kim becerra then unsubscribe to Danny

[@Remaggib]

The "transcended bug on a windshield" has got to be one of my favorite lines to date. Not sure how many times I've watched these videos, but you just gotta love them. The happy music playing while talking about the Kerbals struggling with infinite pain was pretty uplifting too!

[@DarkVortex97]

MURPH! DON'T LET ME LEAVE MURPH!

[@suleymannoordeen6581]

MOOORD

[@thaddeuskobylarz8519]

MURPH

[@generalgrievous4254]

Ha, Interstellar reference.

[@Dragonsamuari]

Welp, looks like you made LOTSA SPAGHETTI!

[@jaybrielrosales9191]

you shattered my ravioli

[@oldmanmorton4705]

Wait, look. It's a message from Danny!

[@ZooNamed123]

He didn't read the enclosed instruction book!

[@slaughterround643]

Classic meme

[@jeffreybob1379]

NOICE

[@livedandletdie]

Apparently KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM is an anagram of SPOCK GRAB ME REAR PAL and BEES LACK A PR PROGRAM.

[@michaelpapadopoulos6054]

danny made HarvesteR give up. he spent years upon years trying to fix the game, but danny always found a new glitch and made HarvesteR have bad dreams for weeks every time.

[@combativeThinker]

The things he's seen Danny do with this game haunt his nightmares... And the laughing; oh God, the laughing!

[@klaatosanonymous4202]

This is honestly my favourite channel It's actually extremely comedic and the videos are simply made (yet made very well) and are fun to watch Who said science wasn't fun!

[@klaatosanonymous4202]

Also why don't you turn on ads? For some additional financial support

[@Danny2462]

+Klaatos Anonymous

[@michaelbates8571]

and how many times did you get the game to say: "I'm done with you"?

[@felixhultman8410]

"smeared across spacetime" is one of my favorite expressions ever.

[@chancehowe5812]

3:18 I can't stop laughing at it.. "Don't fight it.." Herrja NNEERRRRR.. **Random growling sounds**

[@lostfan10000]

"Experience Tranquility"

[@thewatcher6478]

Zenyatta would be horrified.

[@sashaisweird]

yeah

[@SoulMist17]

It’s wonderful coming back to these videos, thanks again for the laughs!!

[@Bingle1]

"Oh, looks like you'll have to make the funnel bigger, that's not gonna fit" Danny: "F A S T E R"

[@bemusedpenguin3410]

I love the fact he used fresh kerbals each time....For Freshness!!!

[@TheSparkLabs]

Danny's sound effects. Spot on.

[@EariosRandomness]

'Ere he ascended and the eight became nine, he walked among us, not as a god, but as man!

[@EnclaveGeneral]

No one will ever know the joy I feel when I see a Danny vid appear in my sub box. Keep it up, man!

[@tyorca5854]

What if Danny is secretly a Squad Bug Tester and he shows his findings on KZbin?

[@wastedwizard5112]

Holy hell, your production quality went through the roof! Excellent video, keep it up Danny.

[@noahcheckman8542]

I found a glitch. You basically make a tiny little rocket with escape rockets that you don't use till you land, you power down the escape engines, then you full throttle while EVA'ing the kerbal at the same time, wait till the escape capsule crashes, then switch vehicles, and, Voila! you have summoned a kerbal jesus.

[@noahcheckman8542]

And if you jump while sprinting, he will change form. I got a Zombie when I tried this.

[@40GamesAG]

It never fails to amaze me how the heck you even manage to find these things. I love it.

[@snowbird334.]

Danny.. What if you set off multiple Transcendence devices at once?

[@GoldenKingStudio]

The fact that the orbits themselves completely seem to break is just wonderful.

[@rre9121]

This video has a very high level of skill put into the editing. Nice work.

[@MrJojo2342]

One of your best videos as of late Danny, the music is really well synced with the video!

[@LudaOtaku]

Ah! I like this ending more! (Also I couldn't help but burst into laughter at the end with the the spazzing but I thought this was kind of obvious). New supporter on patreon soon!

[@Noname-hj3wo]

hey...this machine will work for sacrifice kerbals...for the kraken ......¡HAIL KRAKEN!

[@gajbooks]

I prefer the magic boulder to the kraken. The kraken sometimes makes half my ship disappear when exiting timewarp. The magic boulder only does that when you taunt it. (Do not taunt magic boulder)

[@nagladhar2220]

But the magic boulder is (1) No longer in the game and, (2) infused with the power of the Kraken! HAIL THE ALMIGHTY KRAKEN!!!

[@TlalocTemporal]

Rumors say the magic boulder's brethren can be found passing by as common asteroids. While calmer, they can be found in a selection of stylish colours.

[@Noname-hj3wo]

well is STILL in the game but as an asteroid

[@gerardmagos3608]

HAIL KRAKEN SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GO

[@FrancisHatesStairs]

The Half Life 2 fast zombie sounds KILL ME every time!

[@squibbdibb]

Danny, I've been watching you for 3 years now, and it is good to finally have you back

[@AlienXtream1]

wow.... stalker much :p jks

[@thewatcher6478]

+AlienXtream1 how did you know?

[@AlienXtream1]

Thewatcher takes one to know one :P

[@badtime6532]

*finds Danny video, in the middle of the desert* oh my god... another Danny video? It's finally here... I can go back into my hole now...

[@kingunicorn7353]

finally! I can indulge in the suffering of kerbals! notifications are wonderful to get here quick

[@Renegade_]

Hey Danny, that Patreon list at the end kinda went a bit fast. Couldn't really see the names on it. It's not really my business since I'm not a part of the Patreon, but I feel like you should make that a bit slower.

[@Danny2462]

not sure how, I can't extend the outro because of the music. maybe I could show the names in multiple lines, showing more names in the same amount of time, so they scroll by slower?

[@Renegade_]

Maybe.

[@BarcelPL]

Perhaps a 6x2 or 8x2 table with names, switching every 0,5 or 1 second?

[@traniel123456789]

Agreed, I was able to read it but it got really blurry with only 30 fps...

[@Danny2462]

Daniel Vestøl Well, the video plays in 60 FPS on Full HD, but I now see that on KZbin it still is blurry for some reason. The same 60 FPS footage in the editor and in the rendered file looked better. Will have to fix this up.

[@gotbread2]

0:43 i really like the "plop" sound!

[@briskstate9673]

I love how his patroens mean so much to him, he just flashes their names on the screen for a millisecond XD

[@roxycruzo.6844]

The Kraken enter into "volunteers" and got control without exploding

[@kristinpeglow519]

When I saw this, I said, OH MY GOD, is it a... legendary NEW DANNY2462 VIDEO? It IS!

[@exdeegaming4872]

*meanwhile at the squad hq* Pete: sir , we have a problem. bill: is it what I'm thinking? bill and Pete: Danny2462! bill: (talks over radio of hq) SCRAMBLE GEAR, DANNY HAS BROKEN THE GAME AGAIN!

[@ZeKetteh]

wow 2020 and im still coming for danny's halarious content

[@gavindillon1486]

Okay but like I've been laughing at "Suck it, Copernicus!" For 3 minutes now. Kerbalocentric worldview is the only worldview.

[@TheMotorhead30]

You said spaghetti... **muffled NYEH HEH HEH in the distance**

[@MantersDoesMinecraft]

What happens if you launch two devices, transcend one, wait until the orbit goes, and then do the other?

[@ekscalybur]

You get transcend-ception.

[@sd501st5]

And Murph leaves

[@athermonuclearexplosion7159]

+Eks calybur nah, you need four trandscenders for that

[@orangnejones]

Imagine if you go through all the training and nessecary steps to become an astronaut, and the first thing the agency does to you is smear you across the rended seams of the simulation and transform you into an Elder God.

[@cameronwhitaker3509]

The music is so rockin' that it's hard to pay attention to the video! I'll watch this over and over just to listen to the music :) Also, it's a great video!

[@xenostyrant4118]

Danny I can honestly say that your videos are worth waiting for, they are funny, awesome and scienterrific. NB Scienteriffic may not actually be a word but dammit it should be.

[@itsraventm]

"Experience Tranquility!"

[@combativeThinker]

Pretty sure that is the opposite of tranquility. It's more like a Discovery Channel special on the birth of new eldritch abominations.

[@Medevildragonman]

Fantastic as per usual Danny. Keep up the good work!

[@timberwolftrid]

1:34 this is the most inspiring booster separation I have ever witnessed.

[@alexsiemers7898]

I can just imagine Danny talking to someone, and then they ask "what do you do in your spare time," and replying with stuff like this!

[@deltagaming2495]

Danny - *where did he go* my answer - *he sure did* this is why i watch these videos

[@tiltedtesseract8210]

To see if your kerbal spaghetti is done, try throwing it at the fabric of spacetime and see if it sticks to it.

[@petersmythe6462]

I've had this. Mostly at the surface when I tell a Kerbal to walk into a running stock propeller. Surprisingly, they don't crunch upon being hit by a rotor blade, but rather die of impact with the ground as a result of being spaghettified.

[@billycop32]

oh the sounds effects at 3:20 sent me into a laughing fit- thanks for that danny!

[@trulyinfamous]

Danny is perhaps one of the best bug testers in all of video games.

[@MogoPrime]

I laughed throughout the entire video! Thank you so much for being persistent in your sadisti-erm admirable passion for science!

[@PaulSmith-iw5zd]

10/10 best Danny Video since Special Agent Kirrim.

[@shadowdragon2730]

The Kraken has been looking for this opportunity. He has been given a gateway to reenter the world in His orginal form

[@ur_pilot_4_2day82]

I don't know who Danny is, all I know is that I'm glad he's here.

[@petersmythe6462]

On a tangentially related note, rotation of 52 rads/s or more will cause all devices made of physical parts to spaghettify. It seems like either a certain rotation rate or a outward certain acceleration gradient causes problems with physics. The outward acceleration is roughly equivalent to 270 G-force per meter of gradient, which is about the gravitational gradient 1.35 kilometers from Kerbin's core (which is much to close to do any testing with unless drag is disabled, and, worse, it results in multiple orbits per second).

[@Catonator]

And that's how Danny conquered the food market by turning kerbals into interstellar doritoes.

[@MrWannabemonkey]

Ship's log of the USG Ishimura: We've found it. Deep beneath the planet's surface, buried deep down. I've been obsessed with this machine since the day I heard the tales of it's victims, limbs stretched out for lightyears, spazzing in eternal pain. It's creator Danny2462 found it to be too cruel even for his purposes and hid it inside a planet so it's never be used for evil. Us however saw the potential for good. To help the human race become more that it is now! To overcome it's feeble, physical form! We've found it. The Transcendence Device!

[@tjashton3722]

Danny _and_ In A Nutshell within a day? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[@connordarvall8482]

For a quick glitch, run over a kerbal with your landing gear. I did this when my spaceplane went out of control, and Jeb's leg was suddenly as long as the atmosphere's height.

[@SubaruImprezai]

Danny, it's been so long. Where have you been?

[@Danny2462]

+The Engineer of Truth Everything explained in the Patreon announcement video's comments, and on my patreon page!

[@kevincao8856]

Danny, I noticed that when you were demonstrating the Transcendence Device, you could look inside from the outside of the craft and see the Kerbal. Is that a mod, or a new update for KSP? Anyway, keep up the good work!

[@Wixiey]

When you mouse over a kerbal theres a little button on the left side you can click to see them from outside, its been there since 1.10

[@captaincactus5247]

No kerbals were harmed during the making of this video, they don't feel pain and do that sometimes because their body is quite elastic and they don't have any bones

[@realityforlorn]

Amazing, now make one that transcends an entire cult worth of kerbals at the same time...

[@CmdrChrisArcher]

Oh Danny, you sadistic madman you.. keep up the Kraken's glorious work.

[@George14218]

man danny has been in ksp til the very begining

[@KingConfusion]

I love that Danny can be hilarious without even saying a word

[@Elfnetdesigns]

Now load it with multiple Kerbals at once

[@arabfromspace7233]

Am I dreaming Great video Danny, you are my favourite evil genius out there. Kinda getting inspired there to write a story including all your inventions and the horr- I mean, peace and prosperity brought unto all Kerbalkind.

[@Reragi]

From 2k to 140.... I knew people would love your content!

[@cyber_dragon_123]

5:47 Five Nights at Danny's - the scariest thing known to Kerbalkind :P

[@sirmaxeer6909]

No, please no, Just get out of here, Please

[@lucasvarela9088]

Pwease

[@kirrimkerman4520]

no no no no no no no no no no no no

[@mistertagnan]

+Kirrim Kerman no No NO NOAWWAAAE EEEAAAWA (guess what game)

[@lucasvarela9088]

P V Z (?

[@malik2709]

Your LOVE (Level Of ViolencE) its so big! I LIKE IT! Edit: i know its kinda old video.. BUT I LIKE IT

[@MJRSoap]

"Version 1.1.0.1196 (WindowsPlayer)-pre" Whats this Danny?

[@Danny2462]

+Bionis Spider I've had this recording for months sitting around before getting around to edit it, so I'm not sure. Maybe an experimental version.

[@SlippyCyppy]

Danny2462 AKA the mad scientist of KSP.

[@unitednationsofearth9456]

KSC: Alright Jeb, we need you to maneuver the spaceship into a stab- Jeb: *TURNS INTO A 2 DIMENSIONAL LIFE FORM* KSC: Uhh... nevermind..

[@RAFMnBgaming]

Godhead Kerbal Astronaut: Fondly Regard Creation.

[@combativeThinker]

What a pleasantly obscure reference!

[@RAFMnBgaming]

Bryan Merrill i aim to please and/or confuse.

[@TheMoonRover]

Amuse/Bemuse/Confuse

[@mrshurukan]

omg, so much creativity there :DD laughed hard, thank you for making this video!

[@colesutra]

3:43, his consciousness expanded across four alternate realities!

[@charlesbartowski2373]

remember the way to fix hypereditification is to put a small ant booster or a puff booster and move just a few inches, because the editing system can work with 0Gs all it does it set a on rails thingamajigy, but running the booster will tell the universe that it is actually majigamathinged and then can do stuff normally, if you have any questions, don't ask