Kung-Fu Smack Talk in Sleeping Dogs

[@LGR]

Hehe, this guy has made me laugh so many times in-game... thanks for collecting his one-liners in this video!

[@Bosch1991]

"If I were Japanese, you would have driven me to harakiri by now!" "Truly you worship at the altar of INCOMPETENCE!" Holy shit this guy's insults are golden.

[@tenjenk]

The best part is, at first you think he's insulting you. then you realize you're his prize pupil and he's insulting his other students as you beat their asses despite out numbering you. jesus christ. almost 5 minutes worth of insults. the voice actor ust have had a grand time

[@Justanotherlostsoul2218]

4:02 “You hit with the strength of a porn addict” I’m fucking dead 😂 this game is legendary

[@kameleongreen]

"Your ancestors called, they'd like to disown you!" classic

[@godislove102887]

In a game that's already pretty awesome, Sifu Kwok is one of the best parts about it XD

[@tenjenk]

The best part is, at first you think he's insulting you. then you realize you're his prize pupil and he's insulting his other students as you beat their asses despite out numbering you

[@ayandanxumalo9699]

I always liked this guy.

[@dulio12385]

You have to wonder if Sifu Kwok has a notepad where he writes these things down in his free time.

[@mortified0]

"A student is supposed to learn! If I wanted to talk to myself, I'd take up prayer!"

[@omgitztrippy]

Your ancestor called they would like to disown you

[@tomtucker5160]

"More American bumbling: have another cheeseburger!"

[@MinoruLeo]

GRACEFUL, LIKE YAK!

[@guitarninja416]

4:19 hahahah the students sparring in the background

[@tonyc.0451]

0:11: An actual backhanded compliment from Sifu Kwok? He'd probably tell me this at some point if I train under him.

[@andystegall7407]

Most of these insults could be directed at Kotaku for being absolute trash

[@Druffmaul]

They left out one of my favorites- "I see you worship the God of WEAKNESS."

[@WTFisTingispingis]

The funniest part is that he doesn't at all trash talk Wei.

[@GoldmansNephew]

I was laughing so hard, I had to stop halfway.

[@UtubeH8tr]

Replaying this game was worth it.

[@kelknaughty]

"Have another cheeseburger." My favorite one.

[@HellwingX1]

Winning isn't everything Chong BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO AT LEAST PRETEND TO HAVE HEARD OF IT

[@DarkWingedHunter]

HAVE YOU NO PRIDE MING?

[@tenou213]

All these years later, I'm still in stitches

[@tenou213]

Still gold.

[@fridaythe_18th]

"A student is supposed to learn. If I wanted to talk to myself, I'd take up prayer!"

[@Etherspear]

Well, Thank you. As a non english speaker you helped to understand his words.

[@VEKTORX4]

3:50-4:32 I, I've seen trained yaks move more quickly. Hmm... What did that American athlete say..? You move like a buffalo, sting like a wallamoth(?). You hit with the strength of a porn addict. Your incompetence dwarfs even my worst student. Thank you, Wei - for building my students' confidence. You make my students look good. Truly, you have mastered the impossible. How kind of you to mess my shame, with your own Tsunami of Disgrace. Oh, to be young and incompetent again.

[@VEKTORX4]

0:40-1:17 Too much time with your girlfriend? Only abstinence will cure you, and in your case, that might not be enough of a change. You are raining shame on my school - a student is supposed to learn. If I wanted to talk to myself, I'd take up prayer. Truly, your disgrace knows no limits. My understanding of incompetence grows by the minute. You! Are you studying Kung-Fu, or instructing me in stupidity? You are the first student I've had who might improve by studying in California.

[@Ninjaswithipods]

How kind of you to mix my shame with your own tsunami of disgrace!!

[@ghostoftsushima8657]

2:18 I came get because while I was playing I heard this like randomly and jus started dying and had to pause my game 😂😂

[@ProtohTypX]

"You hit with the strength of a porn addict"

[@naska]

HAHA, holy shit... these are so good! Gonna use some of these.

[@tateana5912]

Graceful like a yak

[@juggomok1040]

Oh damn, I totally missed this and already collected all statues

[@OverlordZarrin]

Watching this with the automatic captions is even better. "Arctic dr apt ruling"

[@1174512641]

1:06 It's "Diu!" not "You!", means "Fxxk" in Cantonese. Funny video anyway. The straight cuts did the trick.

[@MechWarrior894]

"Have another cheeseburger!" XD

[@RaniDolli]

I stopped listening, and started watching the two guys in the background fight.That line about the water buffalo is rofl-worthy.

[@alexanderbojneagu7332]

i see there the image of circle and the image of triangle but when i try that,nothing happens i have to do the last move for 100% completation?

[@petar4onachev]

This is how i will teach my future kids!

[@UtubeH8tr]

11 years later. Howd it go?

[@gwong93]

"Aaah... a disciple of the school of.. NEVER WINNING!" "WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING-CHONG"

[@mechricardo7639]

Huh. You'd think a porn addict would throw a mean right hook

[@VEKTORX4]

I simply couldn't resist making a transcript for this. 0:03-0:39 Your resistance to instruction is impressive. Your skill level spirals downward by the second. It takes a strong man to fail so badly, and I give up. I see we're exploring the boundaries of your incompetence. Still searching for the bottom, Wang? Your new nickname: Feeble Wong. I see you have studied Wuchu. Ancient maestro of defeat. Kong Zi says, "First, put yourself beyond the victim". Your pace, that (unintelligible)?

[@caiuswickersham]

Corrections: "It takes a strong mean to fail so badly, and NOT give up." "I see you have studied Wu Chu, ancient MASTER of defeat." "SUN TZU says 'First put yourself beyond defeat.' IN YOUR CASE, that seems impossible."

[@andystegall7407]

The boundaries of your ineptitude are truly breathtaking

[@carmanut]

This is freaking amazing.

[@jbwasted]

Reminds me of Mr DeMartino

[@alexanderbojneagu7332]

the last attack move is circle + triangle? when i try to learn it,i have to press r2 + triangle and i cannot do that move

[@LPBelligerentsGaming]

"Will someone teach Wei the left from right?!'

[@BushidoIslander8689]

I rather take Sifu Kwok as my Teacher than Sensei Kreese lol

[@MrFRESHNESS231]

2:21 background fight FTW!

[@ColonelSmoke]

Here is the profile of the man voicing Sifu Kwok. You'll find him to fit more than adequately to his role : wwwimdbcom/name/nm0506699/bio

[@alexanderbojneagu7332]

i know but i can t defend myself

[@gwong93]

do YOOUU practiss.. at AWW?

[@randeDANDE]

i kick ass in the dojo but he still insults me. makes me furious...

[@nicholaspeters1400]

randeDANDE Actually, he's insulting the OTHER students for being such easy fodder for the player.

[@sertacv2]

Turtle Beach sent me!

[@therandomguy7630]

Yoo Rack Dissaprine Wei shen

[@VEKTORX4]

1:53-2:35 Ah, to care so little about skill. Awful. Your new nickname is Even More Feeble Chu. Oh, I yearn for the days where my students were merely bad. Have you no pride, Ming?! Your ancestors called; they'd like to disown you. Strong like a bear, but limp like noodle. I see you have studied Ming Lau. Ancient maestro of disgrace. Ah, a disciple of the school of Never Winning. Winning isn't everything, Chong. But you might want to pretend you've at least heard of it!

[@aybgreg6748]

Omg lmao 🤣

[@VEKTORX4]

Phew, finally. That character limit is really annoying. :/ Some transcriptions might be incorrect, though.

[@VEKTORX4]

2:35-3:14 Graceful, like yak. (unintelligible) as a flight of drunken fruit bats. If I were Japanese, you would have driven me to Hali Kari(?) by now. Ancient masters had a word for one such as you. The pronounced it, "Moron". The ancients were told the arrival of a student such (unintelligible). They said he would lose and embarass his teacher and find work cleaning the men's toilet on the Kowloon ferry. Are you trying to embarass me, or am I collateral damage?

[@DarkEssEncEXx]

I played this on pc maxed out and it looks so ew here