Cold Fear - Shitstorm 2: The Shittening

[@superbestfriendsplay]

I have totally made some legit mistakes and forgotten to cut something out. But there are lots of times where I think I'll cut something, but it ends up being funnier if I leave it in. This is one of those times. Remember kids, sometimes you gotta leave it in.

[@TheEarthSheep]

this is such a good pat episode. everyone add this to the list of good pat episodes. "This wine cooler is terrible." "Why do you keep drinking it?" "Because I'm saaad."

[@AedanBlackheart]

Noooooooooooooooooooo...... my Baboooshhkaaaa... *drunken Pat snickers*

[@RanMouri82]

Nothing's sadder than drowning your sorrows in cheap malt liquor.

[@erainmartinez8175]

what the f#ck is happening?!

[@mikethemotormouth]

​​​@@RanMouri82Bartles & Jaymes=/= an Olde English 40

[@clockworkNate]

"You ever see Ukrainians and Russians argue? It's so awesome! They get so mad" Well this aged pretty well.

[@codafett]

It's hardly new

[@ghouliethousandtrouser2905]

04:59 I actually bought Cold Fear recently, so I looked at the box and it does say: *"Keep your bearings in treacherous waters:* Face huge breakers, driving rain and stormy winds that constantly rock the ship." Close enough.

[@lachlank.8270]

Could the boat be an enemy stand...?

[@aeronlove8303]

The second I heard Pats Ukraine and Russian statement, I went straight down to the comment sections most recent… I was not disappointed.

[@coryandrews9235]

"I need to go give him the Cherno Alpha." Actually brilliant.

[@TEHORANGEAVENGER]

Starboard-Right Port-Left Bow-Front Stern-Back It's dumb.

[@PageofLegend]

I think the "nautical" terms were made up, just so the boating types could feel like they were in some kind of secret club, and look down their noses at everyone else.

[@ladamedesaraignees1764]

PageofLegend It's not that it's a secret language; it's just making a short-hand way of giving directions in the boat's orientations because "left" for someone looking toward the bow and "left" for someone looking toward the stern are two different "left"s.

[@PageofLegend]

David Dalmatian Well, they could just say, right or left, front or back. But I like complaining about things.

[@riastradh]

@@PageofLegend yeah but when you tell a dude to move left, and he goes to his left instead of yours and gets knocked of the boat you’re gonna feel real stupid

[@starwarsiscoolXDXD]

Does anyone else REALLY wanna drink with Pat?

[@starwarsiscoolXDXD]

Or just SPOON-FEED him tank controls?

[@ak0sinoogie53]

Alternate title for that tank controls kickstarter game Pat wants so much: "Take Control"

[@clockworkNate]

Remedy Entertainment must've seen this comment lol

[@Peachersx]

"You ever see Ukrainians and Russians argue?" Awkward..

[@dumpc]

Oh my i was thinking the exact same thing...

[@roetheboat1]

Meg Atron I remember that once I was in a big class and people were introducing themselves. This one guy came up and introduced himself, mentioning he was from Russia. A little later, a woman came up and introduced herself as Ukrainian. She mentioned that her favorite place to visit up until recently was the Crimean Peninsula, to which the Russian guy shouted, "Don't worry! I'm sure we'll let you visit occasionally." Easily one of the more awkward situations I've been in.

[@noporbebe]

+David Cage's Script What a shitlord.

[@Th3SmartAlec]

+David Cage's Script That's really interesting actually. I imagine both were somewhat removed from the situation?

[@WTFisTingispingis]

+David Cage's Script Whoooooops.

[@BlueAx]

Pat got kinda real on us here...

[@BlueAx]

I'm aware.

[@BreadandFaxes]

Talking to yourself, eh?

[@BlueAx]

Nick McMullen You don't see the little girl too?

[@BreadandFaxes]

All I see is pizza and redbull.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

The one thing I remember from this game is how they tried so hard to make the Coast Guard look badass, a lost cause.

[@PlumPoko]

drunk Pat is Pat's best form

[@KF-hf4nt]

'You ever see Ukranians and Russians argue? It's fuckin' awesome!' Ooof

[@levantinex]

I thought Pats pick-up line was, "Have you played Xenogears?!"

[@TheTubePoweredOne]

Oh man, this episode has some jokes in it about Russia and Ukraine that have aged... Well.

[@DoesntHurtYet]

Lost Odyssey.. I loved that game. Half of the love was directed to the concept of immortals and fucking hard boss battles without plenty of grinding

[@globox123456789]

It's funny to hear Canadians talking about how cold Russia is.

[@ascendedsleeper7820]

>You ever see Ukranians and Russians argue? It's fuckin' awesome!" Aheheh... Hi from 2022.

[@ascendedsleeper7820]

Hello from 2023 This comment has aged even more poorly.

[@baphometsvoice6271]

Still going strong in 2024​@@ascendedsleeper7820

[@GLCFuru]

"Put this near the end of the shitstorm!" SO MUCH FOR THAT

[@elliew6765]

Pat: "No my name is... my name is..." SLIM SHADY!?

[@TheTau1]

"Just sink the boat a little, then bring it back up" every god damn time I just lose it at one of these

[@VoiceKulaka]

I'm Ukrainian(Russian is my native language) and I'm getting really hype everytime you say something obout Russia or in Russian! espesially something stupid like ba-ba-babushka!xD

[@AkinNath]

drunk pat is Best Pat.

[@Sitruk86]

"we never got Atache Case HD" don't worry guys, Jack and Casie are coming soon.

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

Woolie's always high. He's just really good at hiding it. >.

[@alishahaskett4607]

"I don't understand my life anymore." "I don't understand my life anymore either." This is the beginning of Two Drunk Best Friends Play.

[@goldrush9560]

pat: "put this near the end of the shitstorm" matt puts out the video less than a third of the way through october. HA!

[@Ranryu692]

This whole SHIP is an enemy stand!

[@tallfreak825]

the cool guy is over there, I have to go give him the Cherno Alpha LOL

[@jeighmes]

I had a dog named Ivan. hes super dead now

[@shadowspartan110]

How dead is super dead? I have a grandpa that is regular dead but now I want to know what super dead is like.

[@primalblueberry3701]

shadowspartan110 It's when your'e so dead you can't be a ghost

[@TheAutumnEmpire]

There is a weird amount of bronies in this video.

[@MiaowGaiGar]

Any amount greater than zero is a weird amount.

[@darkestlyrics1847]

u wot m8?

[@darkestlyrics1847]

Another one to the herd.

[@TakkV2]

***** Pat on their funk shui interview : "I know the basics & atmosphere, but it got really creepy and out of control".

[@Lorkhanable]

well Pat is a confirmed brony thats why

[@JackredluM]

aw, you didn't even make it to the part where 100 soldiers are listening to a speech about Metal Gear. oh wait! wrong game! lifebar and setting must have fooled me there.

[@skydiamsteam6005]

"I have a daughter..."

[@Ketsuekisan]

*Pat's drunk off a wine cooler* "This video's a fuckin mess!" I wonder why.

[@BloodRedFox2008]

What's really interesting is that this game looks like it's actually copying elements from the Hook Man version of RE4 (the one seen during 2003), as that version of the game used a combination of the over-the-shoulder camera that the final game just uses all the time and camera angles similar to what you see in Code Veronica. Considering Cold Fear came out just months after RE4 did on the Gamecube, my guess is the developers saw RE4 in action at E3 2003, said "hey that looks really neat, lets use some of this for our own game," and got far enough into development on Cold Fear that when RE4 itself changed, Cold Fear better resembled the 2003 build of RE4 than RE4 itself did.

[@heathenpride7931]

I think the game was just 3 weeks after RE4

[@erainmartinez8175]

9 years old now

[@erainmartinez8175]

Pretty sure he said "Monstar" instead of monster 5:24

[@Gojiro7]

this game kinda shows how much of a bullet we dodged with those earlier versions of RE4 that people overhype

[@donniechant1357]

"You ever see Ukrainians and Russians argue?"...lol

[@onyxmissile]

There's a Russian version of Pat?? I bet he's even angrier and drunker! I love it.

[@JTGallant]

7:30 "This wine cooler is terrible." "So why do ya keep drinkin' it?" "Because I'm sad." Someone animate that.

[@journeymanX]

play cold fear with some cold beer

[@ztt812]

Pat is drunk guys! -Yakuza 4 part 15 7:00

[@SteelBallRun1890]

He actually mentioned it in the podcast the same week after this released.

[@neonfatum]

That life meter is Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2 as fuck.

[@nobody2021]

+Vagrant i wonder if its an homage

[@Claryman73]

Whenever Pat's sad I just want to cuddle him and tell him everything's gonna be okay. He's like an angry little puppy

[@WolfAnge23]

If I found a cheerleader tied up in the bathroom..I'd look her dead in the face..close the door and pretend to walk away and then come back and be like ahh I'm just messin with ya..but you owe me food now..and if she was tied up and passed out i'd do the exact same thing

[@vOddy75]

+Wolfangel23 Hahaha

[@WolfAnge23]

Its true

[@FeenieVonKarma]

This has to be one of the most chaotic and yet hilarious episodes ever made. XD

[@Ashesisemocutcutcut]

I'm from the future, and to this day this is indeed still the best episode of best friends

[@hifen9406]

Those elevator scenes were pure art.

[@loquendo918]

Ah the Russian Ukraine jokes aged like wine or pat predicted the future again

[@CulturalFiend]

I'm just so excited about Shitstorm 2. Last October was the best ever! Thank you guys!

[@IIIOldSchooLIII]

I Am Alive was okay.

[@asendimchev1996]

I am a live was the skeleton of a AAA game.

[@IIIOldSchooLIII]

asendimchev1996 That's a good description for it actually.

[@Tentacle]

GURL THAT HEALTH PACK FEELS SO GOOD.

[@chriskoloski32]

the back is the stern, the front is the bow...thank you spongebob

[@soldiersis25]

Pat's sound effects for going up and down stairs are the best!

[@victorianarvaez928]

So drunk

[@DfRaid]

The intro makes me laugh every time

[@engitions]

2021 anyone??

[@spam1712]

Hello

[@pleasekillme1745]

Yep

[@starwarsiscoolXDXD]

So this needs more views. We've heard rumors, stories, conjecture for decades about inebriated Pat. Now, here in this video we have a rare SIGHTING!

[@killerqueen2890]

The drunkest

[@BeefBossu]

Oh my god. Every time I hear Pat talk, I swear he sounds more drunk than the last time I heard him.

[@chillhour6155]

This game came out before re4

[@osvaldosilva9099]

THE CHECKPOINTS ON THIS GAME. THE RAGE...KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!

[@oaaron82]

Man, the Ukrainian and Russian jokes didnt age well... jikes

[@MrReaperjon]

"We're not gunna play Resident Evil 4" Epic Foreshadowing

[@InsaneCarverUpqik]

thid game is easy and im wasted

[@SympleSymon]

This game was surprisingly good! The monsters, puzzles, weather elements... I used to be crazy about this years back.

[@dalekslayer14]

2:43 I'm surprised they didn't start quoting Aliens again XD

[@tankbuster508]

The life bar, the walking animation, and the stair animation all remind me of Metal Gear Solid

[@cd6594]

Man, you are going to enjoy the hell out of those games.

[@MrRenard7785]

The way Pat sounds, I half expect him to be very slowly slipping from side to side on the couch until he falls asleep and then wake up in a puddle of his own drool, with a sharp pain in his head and only the distinct feeling of regret weighing on his heart. Or, y'know, Sunday mornings.

[@OtakuSama4545]

....This is my favourite episode....Forever.

[@dubcrooks9633]

The boat and fart gas should join your board of characters XD

[@MiaowGaiGar]

The funny thing is that they later made an actual Resident Evil 4 on a boat.

[@PlaguedSky]

Idk what it is about this game, maybe it's the pointer of the gun, the character model or the way the guy holds the gun but this game reminds me of I thinks called operation Winback?

[@ThisMagello]

What caught my attention was all the naked cartwheels Matt was doing.

[@TriggrTran]

3:45 talking about stern and port side. It's actually starboard and port side. Starboard is the "right" side of the ship, port side is the left. Forward is the front, and aft if the back.

[@CidTheGargoyle]

Bow is the front, stern is the back, port is the left, and starboard is the right. (Thank you Muppet Treasure Island point & click adventure game from when I was a kid.)

[@PoppaBoogaloo]

I played this as a kid and really enjoyed it! It was good enough to want to play it until the end, that's for sure. Shit really goes down once you get to the oil rig...

[@THEMAJOROFSHAKE]

I love Pat's reaction to the Matt monster in the intro, not a single shit was given lol

[@hadji087]

Drunk pat makes me feel things and pulls on my heart butt. Need more drunk Pat in videos.

[@Airbounty12]

You will never again feel the loving caress of Tank Controls.

[@jmart227]

saw a beyond lets play in my sub box thought it was you guys I was sooo ready to click on it

[@traxthetrashwizard]

Oh my god! I think Pat just predicted "Back to 1995"!

[@Rustak]

I just want to say, you guys are one of the best on KZbin. I love your videos. (Yes, I'm russian.)

[@mtbeast28]

idk much about this game but that head explosion effect is one of the greatest of all time, more games need that lol

[@JTGallant]

"STEALTH MY BLOWHOLE YOU SHIT!" Needs to be animated by PlagueofGripes

[@Dakuu75]

I believe this storm was so uber-mild that absolutely ZERO shit was lost... the end.

[@mokeynam50]

The bow is the front of the ship, the stern is the back, Forward is the action of going in the direction of the bow, and astern is going in the direction of the stern.

[@hobbitninja]

I love this. I appreciate Pat caving to our whims

[@AussieDragoon]

"I'm sorry Patrick, the cool guy is over there." - Natalia (TBFP the College Years)

[@Vale5893]

"We're not playing Resident Evil 4." It's funny that I just decided to watch this the day their RE4 playthrough starts. XD

[@darthpepito]

The bow is the front, the stern is to the rear (aft). Port is left, and starboard is right (I remember by the fact that the word for left is shorter than the word for right, which is the same for the actual directional words). Also fun fact, port used to be called larboard!

[@TRiToN219]

I played "Kholodnyy strakh" when I was a kid, tovarishch. I liked this one, and by the present forgot about it. Now you guys made that video and have awakened a fucking Niagara falls of my regtets.

[@mikethemotormouth]

22:04 Really Pat? Sergei, Mikhail, Alexei, Boris, Nikolai

[@archchunk]

There could not be a more appropriate tbfp video to get drunk in lol

[@wilcojar]

That's a loosely based way to put it for the reasoning, but it's still correct. Also Bow is Ahead and Aft is Behind, when in relation to the ship. The Stern is the back portion of the ship. Common Scant for direction is Port-Stern Aft-Starboard Starboard Bow and Port-Bow

[@SeffyRoth]

"...And it was cold in that grocery store freezer, and the customers had fear, and that is where I got the idea for Cold Fear."-Gunther (don't question him.)

[@PandoraOrosco]

As a Russian I find this vid hilarious, nice work guys! :D

[@TheMerkWithTheMouth]

The stern is the back, bow is front, port is left, starboard right.

[@BobBX542]

I have talked a lot of shit in past videos, simply out of the fact that I was having a bad day, or whatever, but I have to admit, I LOVE how Pat just disqualifies things Matt says. "I don't have any time." "You have so much time."

[@onlychild86]

A new Shitstorm video. It feels good.

[@BearodactylRex]

You are one with the sea now Matt.