I have totally made some legit mistakes and forgotten to cut something out. But there are lots of times where I think I'll cut something, but it ends up being funnier if I leave it in. This is one of those times. Remember kids, sometimes you gotta leave it in.
@TheEarthSheep9 жыл бұрын
this is such a good pat episode. everyone add this to the list of good pat episodes. "This wine cooler is terrible." "Why do you keep drinking it?" "Because I'm saaad."
@AedanBlackheart9 жыл бұрын
Noooooooooooooooooooo...... my Baboooshhkaaaa... *drunken Pat snickers*
@RanMouri825 жыл бұрын
Nothing's sadder than drowning your sorrows in cheap malt liquor.
@erainmartinez81752 жыл бұрын
what the f#ck is happening?!
@mikethemotormouth Жыл бұрын
@@RanMouri82Bartles & Jaymes=/= an Olde English 40
@clockworkNate2 жыл бұрын
"You ever see Ukrainians and Russians argue? It's so awesome! They get so mad" Well this aged pretty well.
@codafett6 күн бұрын
It's hardly new
@ghouliethousandtrouser29053 жыл бұрын
04:59 I actually bought Cold Fear recently, so I looked at the box and it does say: *"Keep your bearings in treacherous waters:* Face huge breakers, driving rain and stormy winds that constantly rock the ship." Close enough.
@lachlank.82704 ай бұрын
Could the boat be an enemy stand...?
@aeronlove83032 жыл бұрын
The second I heard Pats Ukraine and Russian statement, I went straight down to the comment sections most recent… I was not disappointed.
@coryandrews92359 жыл бұрын
"I need to go give him the Cherno Alpha." Actually brilliant.
I think the "nautical" terms were made up, just so the boating types could feel like they were in some kind of secret club, and look down their noses at everyone else.
@ladamedesaraignees176410 жыл бұрын
PageofLegend It's not that it's a secret language; it's just making a short-hand way of giving directions in the boat's orientations because "left" for someone looking toward the bow and "left" for someone looking toward the stern are two different "left"s.
@PageofLegend10 жыл бұрын
David Dalmatian Well, they could just say, right or left, front or back. But I like complaining about things.
@riastradh3 жыл бұрын
@@PageofLegend yeah but when you tell a dude to move left, and he goes to his left instead of yours and gets knocked of the boat you’re gonna feel real stupid
@starwarsiscoolXDXD10 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else REALLY wanna drink with Pat?
@starwarsiscoolXDXD10 жыл бұрын
Or just SPOON-FEED him tank controls?
@ak0sinoogie538 жыл бұрын
Alternate title for that tank controls kickstarter game Pat wants so much: "Take Control"
@clockworkNate8 ай бұрын
Remedy Entertainment must've seen this comment lol
@Peachersx10 жыл бұрын
"You ever see Ukrainians and Russians argue?" Awkward..
@dumpc10 жыл бұрын
Oh my i was thinking the exact same thing...
@roetheboat19 жыл бұрын
Meg Atron I remember that once I was in a big class and people were introducing themselves. This one guy came up and introduced himself, mentioning he was from Russia. A little later, a woman came up and introduced herself as Ukrainian. She mentioned that her favorite place to visit up until recently was the Crimean Peninsula, to which the Russian guy shouted, "Don't worry! I'm sure we'll let you visit occasionally." Easily one of the more awkward situations I've been in.
@noporbebe9 жыл бұрын
+David Cage's Script What a shitlord.
@Th3SmartAlec9 жыл бұрын
+David Cage's Script That's really interesting actually. I imagine both were somewhat removed from the situation?
@WTFisTingispingis8 жыл бұрын
+David Cage's Script Whoooooops.
@BlueAx10 жыл бұрын
Pat got kinda real on us here...
@BlueAx10 жыл бұрын
I'm aware.
@BreadandFaxes9 жыл бұрын
Talking to yourself, eh?
@BlueAx9 жыл бұрын
Nick McMullen You don't see the little girl too?
@BreadandFaxes9 жыл бұрын
All I see is pizza and redbull.
@WTFisTingispingis8 жыл бұрын
The one thing I remember from this game is how they tried so hard to make the Coast Guard look badass, a lost cause.
@PlumPoko9 жыл бұрын
drunk Pat is Pat's best form
@KF-hf4nt Жыл бұрын
'You ever see Ukranians and Russians argue? It's fuckin' awesome!' Ooof
@levantinex11 жыл бұрын
I thought Pats pick-up line was, "Have you played Xenogears?!"
@TheTubePoweredOne2 жыл бұрын
Oh man, this episode has some jokes in it about Russia and Ukraine that have aged... Well.
@DoesntHurtYet10 жыл бұрын
Lost Odyssey.. I loved that game. Half of the love was directed to the concept of immortals and fucking hard boss battles without plenty of grinding
@globox12345678910 жыл бұрын
It's funny to hear Canadians talking about how cold Russia is.
@ascendedsleeper78202 жыл бұрын
>You ever see Ukranians and Russians argue? It's fuckin' awesome!" Aheheh... Hi from 2022.
@ascendedsleeper7820 Жыл бұрын
Hello from 2023 This comment has aged even more poorly.
@baphometsvoice6271Ай бұрын
Still going strong in 2024@@ascendedsleeper7820
@GLCFuru11 жыл бұрын
"Put this near the end of the shitstorm!" SO MUCH FOR THAT
@elliew676510 жыл бұрын
Pat: "No my name is... my name is..." SLIM SHADY!?
@TheTau111 жыл бұрын
"Just sink the boat a little, then bring it back up" every god damn time I just lose it at one of these
@VoiceKulaka8 жыл бұрын
I'm Ukrainian(Russian is my native language) and I'm getting really hype everytime you say something obout Russia or in Russian! espesially something stupid like ba-ba-babushka!xD
@AkinNath10 жыл бұрын
drunk pat is Best Pat.
@Sitruk865 жыл бұрын
"we never got Atache Case HD" don't worry guys, Jack and Casie are coming soon.
@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany11 жыл бұрын
Woolie's always high. He's just really good at hiding it. >.
@alishahaskett460711 жыл бұрын
"I don't understand my life anymore." "I don't understand my life anymore either." This is the beginning of Two Drunk Best Friends Play.
@goldrush956011 жыл бұрын
pat: "put this near the end of the shitstorm" matt puts out the video less than a third of the way through october. HA!
@Ranryu6927 жыл бұрын
This whole SHIP is an enemy stand!
@tallfreak82510 жыл бұрын
the cool guy is over there, I have to go give him the Cherno Alpha LOL
@jeighmes9 жыл бұрын
I had a dog named Ivan. hes super dead now
@shadowspartan1109 жыл бұрын
How dead is super dead? I have a grandpa that is regular dead but now I want to know what super dead is like.
@primalblueberry37019 жыл бұрын
shadowspartan110 It's when your'e so dead you can't be a ghost
@TheAutumnEmpire10 жыл бұрын
There is a weird amount of bronies in this video.
@MiaowGaiGar10 жыл бұрын
Any amount greater than zero is a weird amount.
@darkestlyrics184710 жыл бұрын
u wot m8?
@darkestlyrics184710 жыл бұрын
Another one to the herd.
@TakkV210 жыл бұрын
***** Pat on their funk shui interview : "I know the basics & atmosphere, but it got really creepy and out of control".
@Lorkhanable6 ай бұрын
well Pat is a confirmed brony thats why
@JackredluM10 жыл бұрын
aw, you didn't even make it to the part where 100 soldiers are listening to a speech about Metal Gear. oh wait! wrong game! lifebar and setting must have fooled me there.
@skydiamsteam60053 жыл бұрын
"I have a daughter..."
@Ketsuekisan11 жыл бұрын
*Pat's drunk off a wine cooler* "This video's a fuckin mess!" I wonder why.
@BloodRedFox20088 жыл бұрын
What's really interesting is that this game looks like it's actually copying elements from the Hook Man version of RE4 (the one seen during 2003), as that version of the game used a combination of the over-the-shoulder camera that the final game just uses all the time and camera angles similar to what you see in Code Veronica. Considering Cold Fear came out just months after RE4 did on the Gamecube, my guess is the developers saw RE4 in action at E3 2003, said "hey that looks really neat, lets use some of this for our own game," and got far enough into development on Cold Fear that when RE4 itself changed, Cold Fear better resembled the 2003 build of RE4 than RE4 itself did.
@heathenpride79312 жыл бұрын
I think the game was just 3 weeks after RE4
@erainmartinez81752 жыл бұрын
9 years old now
@erainmartinez81752 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he said "Monstar" instead of monster 5:24
@Gojiro7 Жыл бұрын
this game kinda shows how much of a bullet we dodged with those earlier versions of RE4 that people overhype
@donniechant1357 Жыл бұрын
"You ever see Ukrainians and Russians argue?"...lol
@onyxmissile11 жыл бұрын
There's a Russian version of Pat?? I bet he's even angrier and drunker! I love it.
@JTGallant11 жыл бұрын
7:30 "This wine cooler is terrible." "So why do ya keep drinkin' it?" "Because I'm sad." Someone animate that.
@journeymanX10 жыл бұрын
play cold fear with some cold beer
@ztt81210 жыл бұрын
Pat is drunk guys! -Yakuza 4 part 15 7:00
@SteelBallRun189010 жыл бұрын
He actually mentioned it in the podcast the same week after this released.
@neonfatum9 жыл бұрын
That life meter is Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2 as fuck.
@nobody20219 жыл бұрын
+Vagrant i wonder if its an homage
@Claryman7311 жыл бұрын
Whenever Pat's sad I just want to cuddle him and tell him everything's gonna be okay. He's like an angry little puppy
@WolfAnge239 жыл бұрын
If I found a cheerleader tied up in the bathroom..I'd look her dead in the face..close the door and pretend to walk away and then come back and be like ahh I'm just messin with ya..but you owe me food now..and if she was tied up and passed out i'd do the exact same thing
@vOddy758 жыл бұрын
+Wolfangel23 Hahaha
@WolfAnge238 жыл бұрын
Its true
@FeenieVonKarma11 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the most chaotic and yet hilarious episodes ever made. XD
@Ashesisemocutcutcut6 жыл бұрын
I'm from the future, and to this day this is indeed still the best episode of best friends
@hifen940611 жыл бұрын
Those elevator scenes were pure art.
@loquendo9182 жыл бұрын
Ah the Russian Ukraine jokes aged like wine or pat predicted the future again
@CulturalFiend11 жыл бұрын
I'm just so excited about Shitstorm 2. Last October was the best ever! Thank you guys!
@IIIOldSchooLIII11 жыл бұрын
I Am Alive was okay.
@asendimchev199610 жыл бұрын
I am a live was the skeleton of a AAA game.
@IIIOldSchooLIII10 жыл бұрын
asendimchev1996 That's a good description for it actually.
@Tentacle11 жыл бұрын
GURL THAT HEALTH PACK FEELS SO GOOD.
@chriskoloski3211 жыл бұрын
the back is the stern, the front is the bow...thank you spongebob
@soldiersis2511 жыл бұрын
Pat's sound effects for going up and down stairs are the best!
@victorianarvaez92811 жыл бұрын
So drunk
@DfRaid11 жыл бұрын
The intro makes me laugh every time
@engitions3 жыл бұрын
2021 anyone??
@spam17123 жыл бұрын
Hello
@pleasekillme17453 жыл бұрын
Yep
@starwarsiscoolXDXD11 жыл бұрын
So this needs more views. We've heard rumors, stories, conjecture for decades about inebriated Pat. Now, here in this video we have a rare SIGHTING!
@killerqueen289010 жыл бұрын
The drunkest
@BeefBossu11 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. Every time I hear Pat talk, I swear he sounds more drunk than the last time I heard him.
@chillhour61554 жыл бұрын
This game came out before re4
@osvaldosilva90999 жыл бұрын
THE CHECKPOINTS ON THIS GAME. THE RAGE...KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!
@oaaron82 Жыл бұрын
Man, the Ukrainian and Russian jokes didnt age well... jikes
@MrReaperjon10 жыл бұрын
"We're not gunna play Resident Evil 4" Epic Foreshadowing
@InsaneCarverUpqik10 жыл бұрын
thid game is easy and im wasted
@SympleSymon11 жыл бұрын
This game was surprisingly good! The monsters, puzzles, weather elements... I used to be crazy about this years back.
@dalekslayer1411 жыл бұрын
2:43 I'm surprised they didn't start quoting Aliens again XD
@tankbuster50811 жыл бұрын
The life bar, the walking animation, and the stair animation all remind me of Metal Gear Solid
@cd659411 жыл бұрын
Man, you are going to enjoy the hell out of those games.
@MrRenard778511 жыл бұрын
The way Pat sounds, I half expect him to be very slowly slipping from side to side on the couch until he falls asleep and then wake up in a puddle of his own drool, with a sharp pain in his head and only the distinct feeling of regret weighing on his heart. Or, y'know, Sunday mornings.
@OtakuSama454511 жыл бұрын
....This is my favourite episode....Forever.
@dubcrooks963311 жыл бұрын
The boat and fart gas should join your board of characters XD
@MiaowGaiGar10 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that they later made an actual Resident Evil 4 on a boat.
@PlaguedSky8 жыл бұрын
Idk what it is about this game, maybe it's the pointer of the gun, the character model or the way the guy holds the gun but this game reminds me of I thinks called operation Winback?
@ThisMagello11 жыл бұрын
What caught my attention was all the naked cartwheels Matt was doing.
@TriggrTran11 жыл бұрын
3:45 talking about stern and port side. It's actually starboard and port side. Starboard is the "right" side of the ship, port side is the left. Forward is the front, and aft if the back.
@CidTheGargoyle11 жыл бұрын
Bow is the front, stern is the back, port is the left, and starboard is the right. (Thank you Muppet Treasure Island point & click adventure game from when I was a kid.)
@PoppaBoogaloo11 жыл бұрын
I played this as a kid and really enjoyed it! It was good enough to want to play it until the end, that's for sure. Shit really goes down once you get to the oil rig...
@THEMAJOROFSHAKE11 жыл бұрын
I love Pat's reaction to the Matt monster in the intro, not a single shit was given lol
@hadji08711 жыл бұрын
Drunk pat makes me feel things and pulls on my heart butt. Need more drunk Pat in videos.
@Airbounty1211 жыл бұрын
You will never again feel the loving caress of Tank Controls.
@jmart22711 жыл бұрын
saw a beyond lets play in my sub box thought it was you guys I was sooo ready to click on it
@traxthetrashwizard9 жыл бұрын
Oh my god! I think Pat just predicted "Back to 1995"!
@Rustak11 жыл бұрын
I just want to say, you guys are one of the best on KZbin. I love your videos. (Yes, I'm russian.)
@mtbeast2811 жыл бұрын
idk much about this game but that head explosion effect is one of the greatest of all time, more games need that lol
@JTGallant11 жыл бұрын
"STEALTH MY BLOWHOLE YOU SHIT!" Needs to be animated by PlagueofGripes
@Dakuu7511 жыл бұрын
I believe this storm was so uber-mild that absolutely ZERO shit was lost... the end.
@mokeynam5011 жыл бұрын
The bow is the front of the ship, the stern is the back, Forward is the action of going in the direction of the bow, and astern is going in the direction of the stern.
@hobbitninja11 жыл бұрын
I love this. I appreciate Pat caving to our whims
@AussieDragoon11 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry Patrick, the cool guy is over there." - Natalia (TBFP the College Years)
@Vale589310 жыл бұрын
"We're not playing Resident Evil 4." It's funny that I just decided to watch this the day their RE4 playthrough starts. XD
@darthpepito11 жыл бұрын
The bow is the front, the stern is to the rear (aft). Port is left, and starboard is right (I remember by the fact that the word for left is shorter than the word for right, which is the same for the actual directional words). Also fun fact, port used to be called larboard!
@TRiToN21911 жыл бұрын
I played "Kholodnyy strakh" when I was a kid, tovarishch. I liked this one, and by the present forgot about it. Now you guys made that video and have awakened a fucking Niagara falls of my regtets.
@mikethemotormouth Жыл бұрын
22:04 Really Pat? Sergei, Mikhail, Alexei, Boris, Nikolai
@archchunk11 жыл бұрын
There could not be a more appropriate tbfp video to get drunk in lol
@wilcojar11 жыл бұрын
That's a loosely based way to put it for the reasoning, but it's still correct. Also Bow is Ahead and Aft is Behind, when in relation to the ship. The Stern is the back portion of the ship. Common Scant for direction is Port-Stern Aft-Starboard Starboard Bow and Port-Bow
@SeffyRoth11 жыл бұрын
"...And it was cold in that grocery store freezer, and the customers had fear, and that is where I got the idea for Cold Fear."-Gunther (don't question him.)
@PandoraOrosco10 жыл бұрын
As a Russian I find this vid hilarious, nice work guys! :D
@TheMerkWithTheMouth11 жыл бұрын
The stern is the back, bow is front, port is left, starboard right.
@BobBX54210 жыл бұрын
I have talked a lot of shit in past videos, simply out of the fact that I was having a bad day, or whatever, but I have to admit, I LOVE how Pat just disqualifies things Matt says. "I don't have any time." "You have so much time."