Kurt cracks me up. Sometimes I just watch his videos to get a good laugh.
@h_danger9 жыл бұрын
Kurt you look like Akuma.
@joeytunez7 жыл бұрын
I swear to god i scrolled down specifically to say the exact same thing!
@cheshire_skatkat90936 жыл бұрын
Just missing the giant beaded necklace.
@bigmember59086 жыл бұрын
I always thought he looked like Clay Guida
@-Bob123454 жыл бұрын
I was going to say that, but since you saw it first ill have to just like your comment
@josef5198 жыл бұрын
triangle defense aka " how to get a cauliflower ear"
@PearsAreOkay6 жыл бұрын
you get cauliflower defending guillotines, you noob
@pauldigga54195 жыл бұрын
elan really may???
@golddee20405 жыл бұрын
@@PearsAreOkay both. Any sub you are slipping your head out of and grinding your ears has a chance. I would just turn the corner with that knee and drop it on their belly and keep angling around until my head slipped out much easier because of the pressure I am putting on the knee not to mention my knee on their belly or sternum... driving down 100% since they are my pivot point.
@frankygreen15723 жыл бұрын
There's this calling a helmet worn by wrestlers you can use for grapplers
@oregonshit10 жыл бұрын
Kurt looks like one of those little troll dolls lol
@sirusabernathy666210 жыл бұрын
he looks like he could be clay guida's uncle too haha
@tonyjckmn3653 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@eagerart13 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kurt, these videos are a goldmine!
@PayatLumpia11 жыл бұрын
I already saved this video under Favorites even though only 30 seconds had passed, because I KNEW it was going to be good! Thanks Kurt!!
@kylieminou77755 жыл бұрын
LOL, I understand the "oops" is not because he said the eff word, but because he ended up in a bad position. Thanks for the vid.
@jonathanjackson99688 жыл бұрын
AHAHHAHAHAHAAH " NOW MY POSTURES FUCKED UP "
@Gliachi12 жыл бұрын
I love this guy! :)))) You just can't forget the technique explained this way! :)
@begrackled11 жыл бұрын
Kurt Osiander video is *best* technique video. Not flying berimbolo to inverted amassa pao... I can actually use this. Awesome.
@raygibson6912 жыл бұрын
2:55... thos look on your face just make me crack the shit outta me... ya all gotta love this guy man... thums up...
@ceresini5 жыл бұрын
Your ears will love this... 🤣
@KobraVR4 жыл бұрын
Anyone with this much body hair is going to be badass!
@solemngreavance13 жыл бұрын
the thumbnail pic is the best part man that cracked me up
@wong5618 жыл бұрын
And that is how you get cauliflower ears.
@TxBenco8 жыл бұрын
+wong561 You are not training Jiu Jitsu becouse you want 2 be cute, or are you? So I think coments like this don't belong here! :D
@kratoslevit13 жыл бұрын
Your videos make my day :)
@sdzachar9 жыл бұрын
Got to love Mr. Kurt...
@snamone13 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kurt Osiander! BTW you are looking like Akuma from Street Fighter with the hair in the pony tail looking thin.
@steinadlerx59178 жыл бұрын
Good man Kurt
@GuilhermoClerch10 жыл бұрын
he farted on 1:33 \o/
@sirusabernathy666210 жыл бұрын
lmao a little airbender fart
@avgoustisimo10 жыл бұрын
lol who notices stuff like that lol
@notgay276 жыл бұрын
I'm 4 years late but this made me actually laugh out loud
@SCROGY9 жыл бұрын
At 1:12 and 2:55.......those are weak triangles. The guy on the bottom needs to get the inside of his thigh against Kurt's ear. If that happens this escape will fail. For those that doubt it, Saulo Ribiero explains why standing without posture is bad in his book JJ University. This will work if the thigh is not against the ear, but if it is you will need a couple hail mary's and hulk like strength to make this work......still like Kurt's videos and respect him greatly. Just offering a counter point.
@NovaChan079 жыл бұрын
SCROGY He did say at the beginning that this probably wouldn't work against a higher level grappler. The leg on ear might be a helpful cue to know when or not to try this though.
@bigmember59086 жыл бұрын
see I watched this on mute and I thought it might be satire. Usually Kurt's stuff is great so I was looking at this wondering what was going on. I was like must be something I don't know.
@josephramirez5578 жыл бұрын
Dude "Now my postures fucked up" Lmao Dudes do you ever wonder if The Kurt Man smokes a bowl of green Mendocino delight before or after class?
@diegorocha67338 жыл бұрын
My guess is that you are a stoner and therefore identify the Kurt to be one as well. I myself am a smoker and answer your question with: he probably does before AND after.
@Ymirson99910 жыл бұрын
Nicely done.
@LogicalThinkingNow8 жыл бұрын
This would have been great to see before class tonight and getting triangled! I was in the oh fuck position before I realized it!
@soldierviejo82247 жыл бұрын
Beautiful technique, i love it. Gracie Jiu-Jitsu!! Love it.
@MRWhiteFolksCakes12 жыл бұрын
You should totally come and show Kurt What's Up! I'm sure you're right and he will learn from you. lol ;-)
@TensaiBJJ13 жыл бұрын
Boaaa! Sempre mostrando o que realmente funciona... valeu! Thanks for sharing your knowledge, always showing us what really matters!
@chefchristoper11 жыл бұрын
thanks for making it user friendly.
@ersantosjr5 жыл бұрын
Going to try this today thank you
@burbayev6 жыл бұрын
Thank you, sir
@LuiColazo12 жыл бұрын
"Get out, get side control, pissed off and pay him back."
@akgrzy11 жыл бұрын
1:31 nice little toot... well done
@gtgshopping13 жыл бұрын
wow this is very useful for me. i always ended up in either a triangle or an armbar. yeah i'm that stupid D:
@Galleon123513 жыл бұрын
Love the pony tail on top lol.
@spudyaquilina30018 жыл бұрын
thank you
@Lopata9917 жыл бұрын
How to fuck up your ears 101
@poogester13 жыл бұрын
great video...you rock! cool hair too!
@eagerart11 жыл бұрын
"The other one is when something bad went wrong... and now my posture's fucked up. Oops."
@Killemquietly8 жыл бұрын
would there be any negative to hiding that hand on the inside with the one from the rear and pulling with both? just seems to me with the hands separated it would still be fairly easy to peel that hand for the armbar. I'm just a blue belt so this is a serious inquiry of your knowledge, not a smart-ass comment. your thoughts?
@MrSupersert13 жыл бұрын
dont appologize for cursing its what separates you from the other mofos. you keeps it real lol osss love the vid man cant wait to go train in san fran with you one day
@Jack-sr2lq9 жыл бұрын
Great little option to use against less experienced opponents. Keep up the good work kurt!
@erko7812 жыл бұрын
@Dodgeoffroadfreak No. Some professional fighters haven't started until their early to mid 20s.
@Cuythulu10 жыл бұрын
Also a good way to get coli flower ears
@vaazig10 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same... having had the experience!
@waldomarek12 жыл бұрын
"now my posture is fucked up!" ... "oops" lol, like you meant it xD
@erko7812 жыл бұрын
I'd put my whole savings that Kurt loves smoking that ganja, god bless him lol
@MrXbox2217 жыл бұрын
that nut squeezing guy = neanderthal AHAHAHHAHAHA
@sformosa404911 жыл бұрын
Street Fighter's Akuma for real !
@Betterpigeon13 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Mickey Rourke was a black belt
@Ilusionariat5 жыл бұрын
What if he farts while you push down on his belly! That's deadly considering being so close to the exit hole of the opponent.
@blazingquads67586 жыл бұрын
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@ralphylad12 жыл бұрын
Kurt is fucking awesome I still.think for newer guys to.BJJ they are best framing with their arm as defense or wrapping behind the tjigh rather than risking the arm being dragged across by simple breaking the grip, even experienced guys get caught with this whats happening here so needs lots of practice and more power to escape....just my honest opinion.
@rangerwingman9 жыл бұрын
dude, i love your trainin video's. if i was in your state id be in your class. question for ya though. is it ok for someone to join judo or bjj with lower back problems?
@rangerwingman9 жыл бұрын
***** nice one dude,thanks for that info.i like both styles though,so maybe ill start with bjj
@khyoon148 жыл бұрын
+EIRE FOREVER I had minor lower back problems and BJJ wasn't an issue for me. RESULTS MAY VARY!!! Judo on the other hand I don't know man, you get tossed and might screw you up. What ever it is that you do be safe. Good luck!
@jerryaultz21978 жыл бұрын
+EIRE FOREVER dude, i have lower back problems, enough to get a medical discharge from the army. doctors told me no activities that are fun. i'm stupid so ignored them and trained a variety of combat sports including a little judo., muay thai, kumdo/kendo, boxing, all of these gave my back hell. Also mountain biking and other sports after a long day gave me hell. However, maybe because of all the stretching we do, i'm not sure, bjj has been heaven on the lower back. being smart, knowing ur limits and learning techniques that avoid heavy lower back stress helped. bjj is the best!! oh and swimming is great for your back too but extremely boring!!! need to put sharks in the pool to make that workout interesting.
@rangerwingman8 жыл бұрын
Jerry Aultz haha,that's a good one,no activities that are fun,so they want you to curl up an do fuck all with your life an take their poisonous (meds)drugs. thanks for your input,will deffo take that on board.i love swimming,haha yea havin sharks in the pool would deffo make you step up your swimming game eh :)
@Beprot11 жыл бұрын
i tried this but my neck got really sore because i looked up instead of down
@Dodgeoffroadfreak13 жыл бұрын
is it too late to start bjj if I'm a senior in hs
@JoshGoldie6 жыл бұрын
could he not 2 on 1 grip break the hand thats gripping the pants and armbar you?
@elenchus5 жыл бұрын
yes, but the goal is to buy a few seconds, not to hang on indefinitely.
@bjjguy12 жыл бұрын
osssss
11 жыл бұрын
A little fart is inevitable once in a while in jiu-jitsu, but someone needs a Gracie Diet to interrupt the gas production... Thank God I'm not that blue belt... At 1:31
@blazingquads67586 жыл бұрын
Maybe this is the reason why people get colieflower ears PS i know I spelled colieflower wrong
@migraine51612 жыл бұрын
@Dodgeoffroadfreak ....I started at 32 lol.
@STUPIDYOUTUBE_HIDINGMSGS10 жыл бұрын
cauliflower, plus it doesn't work for guys with super strong legs/thighs. Once you pull the pants and it slipped down, you're a goner.
@killerneon30210 жыл бұрын
im sure if its the last 30 seconds of your finals match and youre up on points and you get caught in a triangle you wont be bitching about cauliflower ear using this escape.
@STUPIDYOUTUBE_HIDINGMSGS10 жыл бұрын
killerneon302 You're so sure? Really? I could tap you anytime with a triangle and will be snoozing even before you could use this technique.
@killerneon30210 жыл бұрын
hahaha okay tough guy. i never said this was my go to technique. im saying that when all else fails why not try it, plus if its being taught by a black belt im sure it has to work to a degree. and why are you threatening to triangle me? are you that insecure of your triangle escape?
@STUPIDYOUTUBE_HIDINGMSGS10 жыл бұрын
killerneon302 LOL. No bro, not threatening, just highlighting the statement that you made "that you are sure...". I don't bitch about something when I get caught, if I need to tap then I tap than sleep or break a limb. And I have 2 high percentage triangle escapes and neither one is this. Peace.
@NickyG_vz9 жыл бұрын
Spike Maximus gtfo #bullshido
@vannhelsin24345 жыл бұрын
More like how not to escape
@berner8 жыл бұрын
Kurt: Who plays your intro music?
@volodiaarnaud5998 жыл бұрын
+berner I'v read somewhere it's kurt himself, not sure though
@leightontalmadge82267 жыл бұрын
What's up Ross
@rossthebesiegebuilder35637 жыл бұрын
Just watching some BJJ videos before I hit the gym. And you?
@Gammanoize7 жыл бұрын
LOL 2.53 he said the f-word
@Gammanoize7 жыл бұрын
;P
@blazingquads67586 жыл бұрын
Gammanoize u mean fuck
@Dodgeoffroadfreak13 жыл бұрын
@uckushtar unnecessary sarcasm
@superfightstv13 жыл бұрын
sexy beast! LOL
@BaileyCohenDrums10 жыл бұрын
You stand up with your head down like that, all the blood rushes to your head and you get choked faster. Also, they can just switch to a triangle sweep with extreme ease or scoop the leg and adjust the angle each time you shake. Never going to work against anyone who specializes with triangles
@avgoustisimo10 жыл бұрын
he said this is basic and theres a more technical move to deal with agasint brown belts black bekts. this move is agasint someoe who isnt that clued up
@flavanationJ4 жыл бұрын
What about no gi, there's nothing to grab
@mrsuperinfo11 жыл бұрын
swell.
@camodigital27 жыл бұрын
Jesus made escape
@mataleongermany716910 жыл бұрын
Uninteressant, wenn man ohne "GI" kämpft. Aber die moves of the week sind cool.
@SteelRhinoXpress12 жыл бұрын
LOL yeah i'm pretty sure grabbing somones hair in bjj tourney is illegal.
@cypresspuz7 жыл бұрын
Fuck this! im not deforming my ears...
@jasonrutibager754210 жыл бұрын
LOL.. i wouldn't grapple with Kurt with that hairy chest. #rashguard