This Christian Knockoff of SAW is God-Awful

[@kurtisconner]

MY BRISBANE SHOW IS SOLD OUT BTW!! FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER & IG TO BE UPDATED IF I ADD ANY MORE SHOWS!

[@Belelelekake]

KURTIS !!!!!!!!!

[@_tomiichi]

hiiii mister mayor kurtis

[@cavemicepencil]

mayor 💝😍🤓

[@Feryalbadran]

Kurtis…. what are you doing here

[@tom_j.]

WE NEED YOU IN EUROPE

[@lucidheller]

i was not expecting this whole movie to be the plot point of like every fanfiction where the characters get locked in a closet until they confess their feelings

[@kinsato6500]

Lol

[@lavndr8038]

SCREAMING AT THIS LMAOOOO

[@mileysreputation5608]

the hurt locker in glee be like:

[@handsoap3346]

@@mileysreputation5608 IM CRYING

[@Pptat0]

Taking "7 minutes in heaven" to a whole new level

[@angelinaf.2423]

The co writer rating HIS OWN MOVIE 10/10 made me cry laughing

[@izabellafulop476]

'Are you sure that you aren't the co writer?'

[@nicolegillymore8403]

@@lucid5393q

[@80o8i35]

the fact that he didnt even use a throwaway account is driving me insane

[@FocusedFighter777]

How can he even do that when we can so easily see that it's him, no shame at all OR no brains rather. Wtf is wrong with this guy....

[@FocusedFighter777]

@Chad 007 Bots are a F plague!! Holy s**t only on this video there are multiple accounts repeating multiple comments. And why so people Like these? I saw some with 5 and 10 thumbs up on other videos: thumb them down!!!

[@CreeToner]

I'm actually crying at how unintelligible Laurie's boss is, he talks like an angry Sim

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

Dirndl matzah? Yonchiwanadu. Monta!

[@damiengonzalez7263]

It was Rowdy Roddy Piper!

[@steecheeful]

@@damiengonzalez7263 hell yeah

[@patiolunch]

@@damiengonzalez7263 surprising more people didnt catch that, he was also really funny in It's Always Sunny

[@razkinzmangowurzel]

Im doing the exact same ive been in tears for 10 minutes its hilarious

[@Jay-rk7us]

I have Auditory Processing Disorder. I feel like for once in my life my talents of deciphering what in the hell people are saying are useful. The boss says, "Good and evil-- Hey, look at me."

[@ALittleMessi]

Not all heroes wear capes 🫡

[@a_bland_sandwich7422]

🫡🫡🫡

[@hybeentertainment5759]

i have the same disorder and the only conclusion i came to is that that’s how o hear people randomly on the daily and at least finally others can understand

[@I_am_a_cat_]

You dont need to have a disorder to understand him lmao wtf are you talking about? I understood him because I have earbuds in. Its that simple. You are not special just because you can understand someone talking poorly.

[@Historia_Europae]

@@I_am_a_cat_ literally not what they said but alright

[@b4tmandy]

a killer with the entire motivation of "i wish everyone could get along 🥺" is so hilarious

[@JaraelMoonsilver]

I think that’s a minor plot point in danganronpa v3 lmao

[@holysoup2954]

​@@JaraelMoonsilver seeing a danganronpa reference in 2023 gave me such intense whiplash i got slingshot into space

[@JaraelMoonsilver]

@@holysoup2954 whoa like in danganronpa

[@maneskingirlie]

@@JaraelMoonsilver WAIT IT IS WHAT- I FORGOT ABOUT THAT PART

[@JoshuaDuncan-o1u]

​@@holysoup2954 Woah!!!! Danganrompa reference!!!! 11037, Mondo butter, wooooooo!

[@DAngeloWallace]

the fact that kurtis' audio/video is clearer than that of this feature film... y'all didn't ask god for a budget ❓😭

[@imminentlitch9267]

Hey! It’s that guy! From those videos!

[@piranhaz]

At this point kurtuses budget is higher than the movies hes reviewing

[@fightvale57]

Mysterious ways and shit

[@bellamy-]

💀💀

[@jessicag821]

D'Angelo 😲😃 I hope you're doing alright and taking good care of yourself

[@futile5496]

The line "you wanna pray a game" is way funnier to me than it should be

[@seanfussa3076]

Pray again

[@bananaguard454]

my cheeks hurt from laughing at that my humor is so broken

[@mask938]

That one skit was better than this whole movie.

[@steamed_hamsters9170]

Heard this in Mr Kim's voice

[@emmastothart9073]

STOP I LOVE THIS

[@Mollyarty]

The line you couldn't understand, "good and evil; hey, look at me" because she looks away when he says that. I had to go find the actual movie and watch the scene unedited for it to make sense but she's sitting there making eye contact with him the whole conversation and then she looks away right as we says, "good and evil" so then he interrupts himself with, "hey look at me"

[@bloodystatic4156]

That’s what Kurtis was looking for this whole time?!?

[@pogoknight428]

That can’t possibly be it. Like I’m sorry but nobody pronounces “hey, look at me” like “heelukootmee”

[@kadenwood5292]

hey says “good and evil keep em company”

[@pillblug]

GOOD AND EVIL⁉️‼️ IS THAT A TALLYHALL REFERENCE‼️‼️‼️

[@pogoknight428]

@kadenwood5292 that makes WAY more sense! He still doesn't say it right but it sounds more like "keep em company" than "Hey look at me." I'm still not sure that's exactly it though 🤔

[@Raicheru13]

"I'm only alive because God used me as a carrier pigeon." I nearly spit out my coffee.

[@whenmushroomsattack3303]

It be feeling like that sometimes

[@Noob10346GD]

@@whenmushroomsattack3303 thats rough buddy

[@malevolentsnow9867]

She should be honoured, carrier pigeons are extinct lmaaaoooo

[@CL-je6sv]

My Christian father walked in at that part and called it disgusting haha

[@matthew_natividad]

Every Christian be like:

[@svtless12]

As someone whose first language is not english, Laurie's boss is exactly what english sounded like to me before I learned

[@MizzzFizzz]

I think the boss is saying "Good and evil, ok, look at me." 4:57

[@sspsp6545]

This comment is underrated, that’s hilarious and a sign that you’ve obviously mastered the language better than a native English speaker.😂

[@tokyoghoulmamamia5099]

@@MizzzFizzz you can hear a rat scratch its ass a mile away

[@KaelWrit]

it's Rowdy Roddy Piper, a dope wrestler and actor, he has that accent but other productions have been able to make his speech come across, like on Its Always Sunny. He also starred in They Live.

[@rantsinarobe4099]

I was the 666 thumbs up on a comment made towards a Christian movie! HILARIOUS! (I am a Christian too so im not trying to be a edgy douche with this.) KURTIS THE TIME WILL COME WHERE CHRISTIANS WILL BE PERSECUTED AT THE BARREL OF A GUN IN AMERICA AND GLOBALLY. ITS GOING ON ELSEWHERE CONSTANTLY. IT IS OUR FATE. GOD DOESNT ADJUST TO THE WORLD, THE WORLD MUST ADJUST TO GOD. i.e. LGBT/BLM FLAGS ON THE CHURCH SHOW THE FORMER - EVERYONE NO MATTER THEIR IDENTITY OR POLITICAL LEANINGS ARE ACCEPTED IN THE CHURCH, BUT WHEN FLARE OF THESE BELEIFS START BEING LAID BY THE CROSS✝ THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY ALTOGETHER. MOCK ME IF YOU WILL - I EXPECT YOU TO.

[@stelf420uwu]

Im absolutely sobbing over this random guy that kidnaps people just to be like “why cant we just get along 🥺”

[@best_username6846]

"I kidnyapped you c-c-cuz I wannya be fwiends you w-want t-to go back t-to wife and youw famiwy *walks away* but I wannya be youw fwiend can't we just *whispers to self* cuddwe uwu what do you mean you don't wike *whimper* me and dont w-want t-to be fwiends with me but I wike *screams* you"

[@Maria-wu6en]

@@best_username6846 this gave me whiplash, thank you🤣

[@rolyatinsonia]

@@best_username6846 puking and crying rn what an inspiration

[@Kallixede]

@@best_username6846 stop it.

[@AYVYN]

I know you’ll love it here. Stop overreacting.

[@RenegadeDesigns]

The Reconciler kidnaps the wrong person and sticks them in a room with their abusive parent and gets to watch the now adult kid take their revenge and figure out what to do with the corpse. I don't think this guy thought through his plan all that much

[@Wolfgang8-Y]

Ngl, that would make a sick as hell saw movie. In a perfect world, /that/ would be Amanda's backstory

[@AnikMonette]

Nope, but that's a movie I'd definitely watch!

[@biggestastiest]

​@@AnikMonette oh id watch the fuck outta that movie

[@kylee5967]

I love how the twin who doesn’t go to church is also wearing a leather jacket, so the audience knows he’s the “bad” twin lmao

[@dinkyboss]

I’m so glad they did that because I would’ve been SO lost as to who is who. Thank God 😉

[@bellathesuperpoms]

@@dinkybossim a twin to see me apart from my sis look at my very curly hair and darker skin lol

[@Thegoatone23]

The dark evil messed up twin

[@rwntree]

i think he also mentions that they shouldn't use he/him pronouns for the reconciler bc they don't know their gender, i think they were just trying to paint him as a "left wing atheist" to make fun of him 😭😭

[@teddycinema]

it’s like how doofenschmirtz doesn’t realize perry is perry unless he has the hat on. “twin brother? oh, BAD TWIN BROTHER😮”

[@ashbruv8590]

The constant smile on the reporter’s face has done more psychological damage than any Saw movie ever could

[@yuki97kira]

The real saw

[@MoonsShadows]

Even when she’s crying

[@sail4170]

RIGHT

[@pastaslut]

REAL

[@tomboyraider1015]

Then.... technically wouldn't that make it a better movie than Saw? 🤔

[@Trigger_is_based]

Kurtis is the type of guy to run off a cliff, float for a second, look at the camera, look down, and then fall with a cartoon crash sound effect

[@makemesmile1839]

He definitely holds a “uh oh” sign before falling too

[@Trigger_is_based]

@@makemesmile1839 oh definitely

[@kateinthegrass]

what an iconic insultcompliment

[@jasltube4566]

the slipping sound too, like the one from tt 😭 (yes ik its not from tt but thats the only place i can think of)

[@peachfnta]

@@jasltube4566 I could hear your comment

[@phewgangslomo2478]

“Goodenie Vlokeed A’Clupablee” is what he said 4:45 Which is actually French for “I’ve drank too much, now I have diarrhea.” But idk why he just randomly started speaking french 🤷‍♂️

[@NutheadComedy]

he says "good and evil... hey, look at me"

[@tommylordfr]

As a French person, I can confirm I am a French person

[@NutheadComedy]

@@tommylordfr baguette

[@tommylordfr]

@ HONK HONK

[@RadiantRegal]

@@tommylordfr As someone trying to learn French, i can confirm that your language is hard as hell

[@amelonnamedkate1400]

The fact that the actor wrote the 10/10 review was a bigger plot twist than the actual plot twist

[@mercygoddd]

😢😂

[@Sunnythreee]

Really tho 💀

[@bjones8470]

So true…and sad

[@Deuteromis]

Those reviews got removed from the site, bet Scott deleted them. 🤣

[@BlackCover95]

@@Deuteromis Disappeared them with his magic trick. 🪄 ✨✨

[@evanstark4823]

kurtis conner is the person to say “don’t mind me if i do” while wiggling his fingers near donuts

[@cavemicepencil]

im sure there’s a clip of it out there

[@sp00n3gg]

hes the typa person to say "catch me if you can" during tag 💀

[@Pine_apple]

ok

[@Fringebaitx]

Drake kurtis 🫱🏽‍🫲🏻 Wiggling their finger and saying “don’t mind if I do”

[@anynonymous1585]

The real question is... who puts the holes in the donuts and how?

[@TuffMelon]

I love the idea that they could afford to ask if they could use a real office as a set, but weren't allowed to actually use the computers which is why they had to keyframe that stuff in.

[@9786oof]

@Chad 007 scam

[@I_am_a_cat_]

... have you seen what screens look like in pictures or videos? It looks awful. Especially if the shutter speed lines up with the refresh rate. They can't just show the normal screen, it would be far too distracting and amateur. Keyframing would definitely look better... If actually done correctly.

[@fodonogue3]

I mean, religious websites also tend to carry more viruses than porn sites, so… I wouldn’t want religious films using my computers, either 😂

[@anthonybrown2781]

What a horrible fate… being locked inside of a bright, furnished warehouse, bathrooms included, free to move around as you wish, with a nice friend to keep you company 😱

[@mel0dicHarp]

“I’m only alive because Jesus used me as a carrier pigeon” is a masterpiece of a sentence

[@notmyname1208]

Lil girl: why didn't u just text her? Jesus: she blocked me

[@big_sea]

yes

[@kavya71954]

@@notmyname1208😂😂😂😂😂

[@burningpileofshakespearean]

Little Girl: Now that i'm in heaven i can see my grandpa! Jesus: hehe no go deliver this message

[@yuki97kira]

So if she was just a carrier pigeon..did she die after??? She fulfilled her role after all

[@Lyddy-Draws]

I love that Schmitty is the “bad twin” when he literally is making valid points. Like going to church doesn’t make you a good person and not going to church doesn’t mean you don’t believe in god or are a bad person. Alex is just angry at him for no reason. It literally is black and white with him.

[@knuxtoastOFroblox]

"Bad twin": Frankly, this matter of me not going to church is a very black and white way of thinking. "Good twin": It's not black and white! *Proceeds to make a very black and white statement*

[@KirbyIsCute]

@@Lyddy-Draws I know, right? He was never pushy or forced people to believe. As far as I know, one doesn't have to go to church to be a believer according to the Bible (there are other ways to worship and one can't deny that there are many churches are pretty corrupted.) I wouldn't be surprised if Jesus hears the 'good' twin yelling this, would just go, "Dude, lay off your brother, will ya?"

[@KirbyIsCute]

@@LJCG777 ?? I thought I was saying that you don't need to go to church to be close to God? And if there's anything I can't stand more is people using their religion to prove how 'good and much better' they are than other people. If there's anything I learned from in and out of church is that people are jerks. No matter where you are sometimes...

[@Lyddy-Draws]

@@KirbyIsCute legit though. Pretty sure Jesus would not approve of a lot of Christian churches right now

[@KirbyIsCute]

@@Lyddy-Draws It's true that there are quite a few churches out there that are good and try to help people. But often times these days I hear so much corruption going on and the people attending don't seem to see it. Like the pastor who advised people who trusted him to go into crypto and stole a lot of money - just for these same people to forgive and trust him because he said it's God's doing. Or the pastor who molested an underaged girl - said girl confronts him in church but he says God forgives him and quite a few church goers forgive and seem to side with him - one even hugging him. The corruption disgusts me, and a lot of churchgoers seem to believe just as long as they go to church then they are in God's grace no matter how horrible some of the pastors are. They just need to say, "God forgives me so why can't you?"

[@l_dayer_l]

Female Cop: "I can't believe you got the promotion" Male Cop: *Skill* *Issue* Female Cop: "You're right, I just need to try harder."

[@dummyyogurt5375]

​@@Snake3417she didn't seem mad at him tho. she was just venting to him cuz they're partners.

[@batwithahat312]

oh my god that "What's The Cure?" joke had no right to be this funny

[@Lostflightwarriorcats]

“This is what I meant😁”

[@nataliejoestar2584]

“Water under the bridge, piss in my mouth” was better written than the plot of the movie.

[@9786oof]

@don't be surprised scam

[@blueroses4767]

timestamp 16:57

[@reganb3769]

Your cute

[@nataliejoestar2584]

@@reganb3769 thank you lol

[@andyArt5]

“I’m a messenger, I’m a guardian…” Gets tired of explaining. “…I’m other things as well” Top tier script and acting.

[@Anna-qo5th]

He's also an actor, a screenwriter and a magician.

[@saintsomnia8030]

"I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother"

[@Random-sk6hm]

he's a legend, he's an icon and he IS the moment

[@F1areon]

C'mon now! @@Random-sk6hm

[@XxCastlegirl_07xX]

Props to Kurtis for actually cutting his arm off for a skit! Real determination!

[@stacie7766]

I KNOW!!!! That was so crazy that he ACTUALLY did that. Hopefully it grows back before his next video.

[@Abaddon..]

It was insane!!!

[@charliehigginson7990]

Such a craftsman, honestly

[@immmthee1_4uu]

@Secret This is the clip u have been worried about : kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpu7n4uBbMh5mKs

[@cybergutz]

@yes maybe…..your the bot🧍‍♀️

[@rainbow_unicupcake]

5:06 “good and evil, hey look at me”

[@BadDrawer]

I heard "good and evil keep company"

[@dragonvonwolf5978]

“Good and evil can’t look at me”

[@talyahr3302]

Is bro drunk on set 😂😂

[@ChronixLucid]

I heard “he won’t even look at me”

[@emilsinclair4190]

I think he wanted a cookie

[@jordanr.2120]

20:09 Can't believe they thought "You see everything as black and white while in reality the world is very nuanced" was actually the losing argument here

[@angel_of_rust]

ironically the world right now wished it was nuanced.

[@ddjsoyenby]

so it was written by twitter.

[@helpmegetto1k4channelnotabot]

I wouldnt expect anything else from a 'religious' media remake tbh

[@mariagrader10]

@@ddjsoyenby close, its a common flaw of people in general to see things black and white

[@arandomhashbrown3756]

@@angel_of_rust What do you mean?

[@lucassam4999]

Kurtis is the type of guy to say "no more mr nice guy" after getting mad at someone

[@bruisedssuop]

kurtis the type of guy to say “woopsie dasies” after bumping into someone

[@box0choco593]

NO MORE...MISTER *NICE* GUY NO MORE...MISTER CLEA-HE-HEAN!

[@yeethittter1285]

The type of guy to say "how do you like these apples" when he throws a punch

[@dprdenny]

I'm going to give you a knuckle sandwich 😤

[@taquitosdechora]

@@box0choco593 hell yeah man

[@charlierosesmith3807]

the true horror of this movie isn't the kidnapping, it's the controlling abusive idea that you always have to forgive everyone and that holding onto any negative emotions or looking for accountability makes you a bad person.

[@rwolfheart6580]

You've hit the core of what makes a lot of Christian denominations dangerous places to grow up.

[@koutsioj4762]

@@rwolfheart6580 Let's be honest tho, the vast majority of christians aren't actually christian anyway. They usually don't acknowledge THEIR wrongdoings while judging everyone else for how they live their lives.

[@ninevehgrey]

God I've always hated that idea, I'm happy more people are pointing out just how cruel it is.

[@SlushFiend]

thats the kanye situation in a nutshell

[@imrizzkhalifa]

its a religion dont say rude shit like this even if you dont like christians

[@HappyBirddi]

I love how this serial killer is just the embodiment of a mom basically punishing you for fighting with your sibling. "You can get the Playstation back when you learn to share it with your brother."

[@sznnitty]

Kurtis is the type of fellow to rub his hands together when he’s about to do something nefarious

[@halatiny6537]

Grubby little hands

[@ionlydodior3452]

Agreed

[@vwomp]

to fishy fishy fish, makin' it stinky

[@pastelk]

kurty boy up to nooooo good

[@O_O.The.Commenter]

Kurtis is the type of fellow to ask "Can I be nefarious?" and not wait for an answer

[@skepticalshrek]

I am not going to lie, when Kurtis mentioned that the little girl told Laurie that Jesus misses her, I undestood it as the kid saying “hey Jesus wants you back to heaven so probably you’ll die soon”, it wasn’t until he mentioned the attending church part that I realized it wasn’t as creepy as I got it LMAO

[@ambarcastaneda4763]

Same, actually

[@kdmac8110]

SAME LOL

[@lilymorgan9787]

me too lmaoo

[@dannyscamera]

LMAO SAME

[@Neelumeena878]

मै युटूबर हू

[@sarahlovee4229]

Seeing the saw puppet say "you're not in any danger I just miss the way it used to be" was amazing lol

[@lazersneverdie3561]

That shit genuinely made me crack up

[@DollfaceLizkah]

What timestamp lol I missed that part

[@hotterthanu1240]

@@DollfaceLizkah 12:42

[@SeveralLizards_]

Billy had a change of heart

[@gameofjones4693]

0:43 I actually have watched Saw movies and asked myself "where's jesus?" a lot

[@ALegoEggo]

Why

[@sznnitty]

The actor who played Ed giving the movie HE STARRED IN the only positive review is fucking hilarious

[@mollyharrison6860]

I literally thought the clip of what Lori was typing on her computer was a joke Kurtis was making in editing, not the LITERAL SCREEN THEY MADE IN THE MOVIE

[@lavenderbeach8684]

STOP ME TOO LMAOO

[@beckchapman7237]

NO LITERALLY I reminded the video cuz I thought he put some little joke on there

[@Breexbloodlust]

Same. It's so bad

[@Zoe-tw1kd]

@Lyndsey 79 13:10 😊

[@jasjas4356]

ME TOO!!!!!

[@delionmoon]

dude, reconsiler guy wanted to be a therapist SO BAD but instead of studying psychology in like college or smth, he accidentally went to serial killer church

[@schmimzy]

"accidentally"

[@plainroz6771]

serial reconciler

[@davidclingerman7668]

Serial killer church 😂

[@ThatOneGuy0006]

That's pretty much Jigsaw too

[@jarrodedson5441]

​@@ThatOneGuy0006 lolo

[@Heznoheznohezno]

If you think about it, every christian is kind of living in a very elaborate saw trap

[@Ninterra]

I absolutely thought that the dad saving his son from falling would count as them reconciling, causing the handcuffs to unlock and the son to fall to his death.

[@toxicsugarart2103]

Oh that would’ve been such a good twist!! Maybe not good enough to save the movie but

[@rbitrary]

THATS SO GOOD. CMON.

[@egg4666]

F

[@firewolfandrewb]

@hope. My dad left for potato wedges? Sounds about right

[@thenocturnenarrator]

Same honestly lmao

[@CarterInosencio]

So this dude wrote a movie, cast himself as the secret hero with godlike powers, and then wrote a 10/10 review and complimented himself on main 😭😭

[@Shsudejdufuruf]

Chad move ngl

[@burningpileofshakespearean]

imagine if ryan gosling or margot robbie did that for barbie 💀

[@AbigailAutumn]

​@@burningpileofshakespeareanthey'd be right to

[@sproductionsinc]

The writer/creator of Saw is in the movie

[@raymondlaspina7870]

​@sproductionsinc yeah but he gets shot then is left to Rot in a bathroom then gets suffocated with a bag

[@nimitasiju4723]

the kidnapper guy is like a mad parent forcing their kids to get along after they fought 😭

[@Byryles]

The Get Along Shirt with extra steps

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

"What, the two of you can't agree whose turn it is with the XBOX? Famine it is, then."

[@lavacaqueri5454]

The kidnapper is just a corporate HR department

[@MrAbdullahi701]

4:46 *_"Good and Evil. Hey, Look at Me."_*

[@thatname7298]

DUDE I SAW THIS VIDEO WHEN IT RELEASED, AND ONLY TODAY I LEARNED WHAT THIS MF WAS SAYING WTF 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@sadplatinum6786]

I love that instead of putting the victims in mortal danger forcing them to fight for survival like Jigsaw, Reconciler is literally like "okay be nice to each other or continue to be mildly inconvenienced.

[@scotrick3072]

I was discussing the ‘drown them with kindness’ method of revenge with a friend: it’d be an odd world if we all loved on each other when there was a problem until finally the offending party was just all: fine! fine! I’ll stop murdering people and eating them! fine!

[@Robster-insertabunchofnumbers-]

To be fair, that would work on me.

[@Laserface99]

Psst!!! Hey!! If anyone is reading this I’m 13 and I have a really cool idea for a Christian horrer movie!! What about a guy who goes crazy trying to figure out if Christianity is real because he gets a dream about god telling him smth and he goes crazy trying to believe in him and stuff. like he kills people etc etc… then he dies from insanity!! CREDIT ME PLEASE!!!!!! (Also I’m a Christian sooo… hi)

[@StoneyBaloney69]

​@Tired-hm4tw lmao that's definitely a child so idk why you expect them to be realistic when it comes to making up a movie plot. Also lots of people have done insane shit in the name of religion so it wouldn't surprise me at all if someone in real life had a mental episode and started killing others because "god talked to me in a dream" lmfao.😂😂

[@henrynelson9301]

“He’s given us enough food for a week. He’s not messing around.”

[@marcuspittaluga3411]

AYO I WORKED ON THIS MOVIE I never thought anyone would see it and production was as much of a shitshow as you would think. Some fun facts for interested parties: Scott would make us watch him do magic tricks at lunch. Roddy Piper was super nice and drank a shitload of diet coke. Half the crew had a background in Christian films, the other half had a background in either horror or porn. Made for an interesting dynamic 😂😂 Also I'm the dude in the background of the soup kitchen scene and the missing dude in the black shirt lol

[@lavenderbees]

Diet Coke is very fitting for someone working on a religious film 😅😅

[@marcuspittaluga3411]

@@lavenderbees I'm pretty sure he was a recovering alcoholic, all I know is they told me "Don't let Rod's diet coke get less than half full" 😂

[@ashleyespinoza4893]

@@marcuspittaluga3411 Omg that sounds so ominous, like he's gonna turn into a werewolf without the diet coke

[@halleys.comett]

@@ashleyespinoza4893 it has a special serum but only works when it’s in his mouth

[@minajones8341]

That sounds like an experience lol! Do you know how long it took to shoot the movie?

[@DavidTheBaker]

Lol he’s saying “good and evil, okay. Look at me” 😂

[@izzz222]

Not that that helps, that doesn’t make any sense

[@ivefallenthrough]

Yes. Verified

[@bitbot9834]

Yo David I love you vids man

[@E7XEE]

I think it’s “good or evil, couldn’t hurt me”

[@jules_is_tired]

OMG I HEARD IT RIGHT

[@consti__music]

You’d think that the religion that wrote the Bible could come up with a better script than this smh.

[@totallyarealdoctor6498]

The idea of Jake Gyllenhaal searching for his keys in Zodiac is so much funnier considering the movie takes please over a few years. Help that man find his keyssss

[@Breexbloodlust]

my dad does that with his glasses lol

[@carolfromhr9900]

Honestly, that could’ve been the entire movie and I would still be completely enthralled by it.

[@SOPHI529]

HELP IT IS 😭 Edit: holy crap, 1000th like

[@totallyarealdoctor6498]

@@SOPHI529 Holy shit, I didn't realize this had 1k until you replied xD

[@Chilloutlilbro]

​@@carolfromhr9900 INT, NIGHT KEYS GUY “WHERES MY KEYS” EXT, DAY, 2 MONTHS LATER THE CAMERA SLOWLY COMES OUT FROM BEHIND A TREE REVEALING KEYS GUY DIGGING A HOLE KEYS GUY “WHERE DID MY KEYS GO!!”

[@ducktelepathy8352]

The “hurt leg” joke hit too close to home as someone with lifelong knee pain who, after months of tests and x-rays, was officially diagnosed with “bad knees” 😅

[@nicoaha8426]

real

[@shanksandtanks240]

Yep, same. Knees are all turned inwards.

[@maxwashere.]

very relatable for probably most chronic pain patients 😂 they send you through thounds of dollars worth of tests and then just shrug their shoulders and suggest a vitamin d supplement 😭😭

[@shanksandtanks240]

@@maxwashere. omg, yessss. I can still taste the chalkiness.

[@quandaredevil]

@@maxwashere. my family's insurance allowing 5 year old me to undergo several complicated tests that are now illegal to do on children and then years later denying a simple genetic blood test that could actually gives us answers after over a decade

[@kevinandorsusie]

Sad thing is, this concept would work really well as a comedy. Like a company that someone can call to make bizarre bonding scenarios for two people who are fighting, actually sounds hilarious. It'd even be funnier if they woke up thinking it's a saw scenario and they keep escalating or extrapolating what horrifying things they'll have to do from the person in charge's very clear and simple instructions. "Take the candy on the counter and-" "Oh why, cause there's poison in them and you're going to ask me to choose between him and an innocent baby? Is that why!? You're going to make me give poison candy to a baby!?" "What? No! It's supposed to be a lesson in sharing. What the hell is wrong with you people!?"

[@ZaberZlayer7]

Ngl, that's honestly such a killer idea.

[@eatatjoe]

See? That's kind of what I expected it to be going in but instead it's toothless and aggravating.

[@saintdude6032]

Sounds like a community episode

[@samuelblair1492]

Ummm actually human souls don’t become angels. That is a common misconception brought about by pop culture. Looney Toons did it to me.

[@islaizzy]

@@samuelblair1492 ?

[@dischorddynne]

2:25 this is exactly what an AMPS diagnosis is like though 😭 "yeah... I think your back hurts"

[@DonHallCoach]

Kurtis is the type of guy to say "Why I oughta!" before he beats someone up

[@Gyspoon]

DAWG💀

[@magnuslikestanks6044]

Bro these comments are killing me

[@MindBuisness_Yes_You]

But first he has gotta roll up his sleeves and clench his fists

[@nyx854]

4:58 as someone who already struggles with understanding normal dialogue in movies without subtitles, he may as well have been speaking an entirely different language

[@nomeayano7757]

He was

[@nyx-of-spades]

sick name

[@pepsi2471]

The beginning of it sounded like "Good and evil" but past that I've got no clue

[@TheOctavian316]

​@@pepsi2471 "I was talking to my dad over the holidays, and, y'know, my dad says "God is not dead, we act like he is". Good and evil.... hey, look at me." Because she was looking away since she was awkward about this intense God-based convo she didn't want to have with her boss.

[@aspenarlette]

good and evil, hey, look at me

[@litchie5836]

Gotta love that the reconciler plots are essentially the equivalent of a fanfic author dreaming up a blizzard to trap two characters in a room with one bed.

[@tinyblueunicorn7807]

Except that nothing would actually happen unless they were married and the opposite gender. The windows may be covered but Jesus can still see you. I wonder if there's a whole subcategory of Christian fanfic? Sounds like something I'd have written when I was younger lol. 🤔

[@litchie5836]

@@tinyblueunicorn7807 Huh, it probably exists?

[@rainer2034]

@@tinyblueunicorn7807bible fanfiction is very real and very prolific

[@BlackOrderAlchemist]

I think fanfic authors have more creativity in their wild "How do I write this so that these two characters (who are canonically enemies, but ignore that pls) will surrender to their passions and bang?" scenarios than the entire script of this movie. Hell, I think they have more depth in arguing what can or cannot be used as lube :'''y

[@Personwtcats]

@@tinyblueunicorn7807 I genuinely can’t tell if you’re joking or not

[@devilszxe2983]

4:58 it sounds like he's saying Good and evil and then I cannot understand what he says after that

[@DragonfireEric]

Good an evil keep you company?

[@ConnerTheDuck]

I thought it said, "According to Evil, hey, look at me!"

[@portalpen8887]

@ConnerTheDucksame

[@mm-vh5jy]

good and evil couldn't hit me?

[@TheCanadianGuy56]

I heard "good and evil, Kid look at me"

[@catabat49654]

Im now gonna use the phrase “putting the silly in reconciliation” around my Catholic parents any chance I get. Thank you, Kurtis

[@classicclassi6146]

Oh they will love it

[@calowenby1654]

I hope you get many chances to do that.

[@ddjsoyenby]

perfect.

[@awoo0992]

Bro same omg

[@annwethenorth]

Congratulations on being a great child. You're very ungrateful

[@talithaanastasiabinos]

the "you're not in any real danger, i just miss the way things used to be" is absolutely fucking killing me

[@mikip282]

i CACKLED

[@placeholderdoe]

I love this comment, but I mustn’t ruin the 420 likes

[@parisouu]

@@placeholderdoe well someone ruined it for you anyway

[@Random-sk6hm]

IM CRYING

[@FabianFleitas1989]

I laughed so much at that. And I don't laugh at YT videos ever 😂

[@TheKSH991]

What's so gross about this movie is there is no reconciliation, just submission, the twin just capitulates to the other and goes back to god or w/e and the police partner is forced to be ok with misogyny.

[@megarigged]

Reconciliation? That would require complex interactions where there isn't a clear good guy or bad guy! Way too postmodern for a Christian movie.

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

I think that's incredibly telling about the specific beliefs of the film-makers

[@shreknskrubgaming7248]

Which makes me wonder what the angel reporter would have done if the other twin just never gave in. When the week was over and they were out of food, was he gonna let the other twin, a devout Christian, starve to death for no reason? That would be a bit of a dick move, right? And we can't have an angel being a dick in a Christian movie, right? So, he probably lets both of them go, which means what the fuck is the point of any of it? Christian propaganda is some of the most absurd shit there is, and I'm so sick and tired of them acting like they're oppressed; Christianity is one of the biggest religions in the world, probably the biggest in America, where most of it comes from (at least second, maybe behind Judaism,) you're not under attack. Oh no, gay people can get married, it's basically the Holocaust but against Christians!

[@ClownHoundII]

​@@anonymouslucario285 Does the idea of women being treated like people upset Christians? There's your answer.

[@uglyguy2519]

​@@megarigged you'd think this movie would have enough time to develop such complex interactions, right? Oh, nevermind. They had to keep the subplot of the reporter going around interviewing christians until she decides to reconnect with God, which has nothing to do with the actual movie but was WAY more important than lame character development. Especially the scene with her unintelligible boss.

[@icarus2380]

they did a horrible job at wording the little girl "god message", IMO it lowkey sounds like this little girl is threatening this woman. Like, "Yeah your gonna die soon, but it's ok because jesus wants you to die bc he misses you." WHAT TF DO YOU MEAN

[@LPOW84]

The twist ending of this video finding out who wrote that review was so much more satisfying than the one in the movie

[@kayleewobig]

This made me spit out my water 😭

[@A_Ducky]

Yeah that was an unexpected but very pleasant rabbit hole

[@lexinsherwood]

the part where he said “instead of mary shelly’s frankenstein, you can do…virgin mary’s frankincense” is such a good joke like omg 💀

[@val77701]

English isn’t my first or second language can u explain it pls lol

[@N0P3D0U7]

@@val77701 frankenstien is a man made from many other parts of dead humans,and starts nice but becomes evil after getting harmed by everyone else. The other one is just bad in the sense of stupid af.

[@gumbolord]

@@val77701 he changed Mary Shelley (author of Frankenstein) to Virgin Mary (mother of Jesus) and Frankenstein to frankincense (often used as an essential oil) because there are some crazy super-religious Christian mothers who don't believe in modern medicine, and they think that "natural remedies" like essential oils and healing stones can cure their children of illnesses/diseases that should, in fact, be treated by doctors because they may be life-threatening.

[@alicethemad1613]

@gumbo lord frankincense was one of the gifts brought to Jesus by the three wise men when he was born. It’s pretty well known in like.. Christian communities and it’s in a bunch of Christmas songs

[@MontgomeryPython4615]

@@gumbolord I thought the frankenscense part was a joke combining Frankenstein and abstinence.

[@Sh4d0w_L1cker]

“Yeah, I’m gonna put it all in conversion therapy baby, I want my televangelist to fly around in a private jet so Jesus will go down on me in heaven.” Is the funniest line I’ve heard in a while.

[@kayisnotaloser]

@goofyyahdie😊

[@noahandreasen9221]

@Goofy ahh stub your pinky on a doorframe😊

[@luca143ayen]

Coming from a perspective of a person who lived/live in a family who thinks that christians are superrrr oppressed or whatever. It’s so funny cause their proof is “I can’t tell people I don’t support lgbtq without them disliking me” it’s so hilarious like girl- do you hear yourself?

[@mrman991]

"making a christian horror movie must be the hardest thing" the exoricist, literally the exorcist

[@RandallHull]

The Devils 1978 is pretty intense too

[@skylernadeem8994]

69th like 💪💪💪

[@wanderingfordays6635]

LMAO

[@justyouraverageblackstar3672]

It’s even funnier when you take into consideration how many people consider the Exorcist the best horror movie ever made.

[@mrman991]

@@justyouraverageblackstar3672 exactly this, pre-exorcist, most horror was analogy for minority groups to express their lives without declaring they're gay etc. Then the Exorcist comes along and goes "what does christian america fear the most.... demons... possessing people. Who's the worst person to get posessed? A SMALL INNOCENT CHILD!!!!" job done, ship it

[@flightedtangerines]

"Good and evil- Hey, look at me" was all I could decipher from Lorie's boss. This guy slurred his lines so bad he had everyone utterly baffled with a language puzzle.

[@chikntendie]

Almost. In the context of him talking about his father being religious it sounds more like he says “Good and evil- HE’d look at me” then we don’t really get the rest.

[@flightedtangerines]

@@chikntendie i can see that, i don't have interest in watching the film or even remembering it, so it was pure guesswork because i thought he was redirecting Lorie's attention back to him after staring off

[@Vaporwavey]

I keep hearing "Good and evil- keep 'em company!" Possibly referring to the choice everyone can make in life, good or evil. But the way he delivers the last part of the line is so slurred and lazily enunciated that its difficult to pick up on.

[@gunmunz]

I hear 'Good and evil? gorhehe''

[@neptune430]

I heard “Good and evil, hey c’mon”

[@nataliasimental4841]

My grandma is very Christian and obsessed with Hallmark movies. Something tells me she would love this movie and might even cry.

[@alicialittlejohn6542]

😂

[@nishthasukhadia834]

I beg you show it to her!

[@crossneptune6338]

"HE SEE'S EVERYTHING IN BLACK AND WHITE" "No I don't, I'm just saying either you're with god or without god so CHOOSE" ...did they really write that and not once realize

[@ah99019]

"I am only alive because Jesus used me as a carrier pigeon" MADE ME CRY HAHAHAH

[@violeternstberger7959]

I screamed at “my WIFE and I” I’m so happy for them

exactly!!!! it's so cute

[@FocusedFighter777]

@don't be surprised Soooo many bots everywhere!!

@don't be surprised nah i want to miss it

[@thealivec4t]

I went back and replayed it just to be sure!! Omg!

[@silverstorm7306]

SAME

[@plaguedoctorate]

I fear they were very close to making someone "reconcile" with their abuser in the exact way the woman reporter apologized 😐

[@spicybeantofu]

Wouldn't be surprised they are like that

[@Live_Laugh_Loathe]

"you should forgive people who hurt you in horrible and inhumane ways 💗💗💗"

[@arima_song]

Can't wait for the sequel where a kid has to reconcile with their abusive and addicted parents!😍 Or where a woman has to reconcile with her ex, who SAed her!😊

[@Live_Laugh_Loathe]

@@arima_song absolutely ☺️☺️ remember guys you have to forgive awful human beings for all the pain they caused you because you just have to or you're as bad as they are!!

[@arima_song]

@@Live_Laugh_Loathe and don't forget to turn the other cheek, amirite?😉

[@0k4Y_FINE]

21:04 I legit thought that was part of the movie for a sec 💀

[@jojocat8637]

Bruuuh how did that happen even for a sec 💀 💀 💀

[@mintee119]

My favorite part of this was when the Reconciler said "it's reconciling time" and reconciled all over those guys

[@annikornbee743]

Loved when he was like “I’m Joe Reconciler”

[@Nick-xu7ns]

Dude, spoilers

[@Sleve-McDichael]

I fuckin hate this meme! Please just let it die!!!

[@arthurdurham]

My favorite part is when this joke finally dies

[@catupatree1786]

@@arthurdurham it will never die

[@amaravazquez8591]

Dude literally wrote himself as God in a movie lol. I know writers can sometimes have a God complex but I expected better...FROM A MAGICIAN 😭😭

[@taitia8619]

I think he was meant more as an angel but still probably a sin lol

[@xixXxxXxix]

Imagine portraying yourself as God and not even trying to have a hair cut lol

[@wallyman292]

James Randi is probably rolling over in his grave!

[@aerrae5608]

That adds up. Christians take everything on authority without thinking so makes sense their wet dream is to be that authority and to make atheists stop thinking and feeling. All one race of god puppets, pull the string and they say I love Jesus!

[@FaiaHalo]

Not really, he called himself "a helper." Not that it makes it less ridiculously false lmao

[@tiacat11]

I grew up in a Christian household, had to recover from a lot of religious trauma, and while I am gonna slap an obvious "not all Christians, etc" on here, I think it's really interesting how the Reconciler appeals to a very specific attitude I see in some Christians, including my family. Basically you hit the nail on the head when you pointed out that most of the people in these situations didn't actually reconcile, they just... stopped fighting. And that's because to some Christians that IS what they think reconciling look like. In their eyes, anything that generates Conflict is Bad, and anything that stops the conflict is Good. It doesn't matter _why_ you choose to vocally disagree, or got into a fight with someone, the person who brought attention to the issue and rocked the boat is the one who needs to apologize.

[@domeatown]

oh, gosh. yeah. that's the nail on the head right there. complexity and disagreement and open discourse aren't all just stepping stones on the road to genuine emotional intimacy, friendship, reciprocity, or authenticity. that's mainly because authenticity isn't real or allowed. especially if you are female. you are an npc with tits. and then by the time you are an adult even your friendships with other women won't be real because you'll be so fully indoctrinated that you are closed off from what you value and can only connect on a superficial level that usually involves clothes and kids but you'll take it because that's the closest you'll feel to anyone.because there's an implicit shared pain that no one can quantify or acknowledge because no one has the vocabulary but it hovers in the air as women who are sharing space try to connect while also trying relentlessly to become more and more and more and more of a ghost in their own life it's true outside of religion, but in those spaces it hovers like a mirage over every surface, like the shiny glint off the exterior of a memory or a partially remembered dream. like holding pinkies but you want to hold hands but you'll do whatever you can today to savor the crumbs of your own love as it hovers in the air, just out of your reach and that's why you don't rock the boat. because you'll lose all the droplets of your potable water, which are mainly just the tears that you didn't allow yourself to cry

[@annyviana21]

I had similar experiences to the ones you're describing, only adding abusive into the mix, and my gods that couldn't be said better. It's like there is this whole wall between them and the root of any problem or conflict. If you try to break the wall, YOU become the trouble or the troublemaker and literally nothing you can do to make them understand you're trying to solve the problem works. So weird

[@tiacat11]

@@annyviana21 Yeah, it's really heartbreaking, especially when the reason you're breaking the wall is because you _love_ your family and you desperately want things to be better. My family weren't physically abusive, and they tried to show love, but a lot of their "love" really just hurt me in the end. I'm sorry that happened to you too, I know how hard it is to try and unlearn years of abuse.

[@anneofgreengables9096]

You’re so right, and it’s so irritating, their intentions are good sure, but it’s just so inaccurate 😭. I’m Catholic and all my family is Catholic, and we’re all chill with discord, y’know, because it’s BOUND to happen and completely normal, even a good thing, that’s how you grow and develop! Disagreement and arguing, finding the right answer! But man, it seems like people have such a negative stigma about it, I can’t for the life of me understand it! “Different opinions, causing a problem? Shut it down immediately!” It’s such a bad mind set, just let people work out their differences!

[@alexia3552]

"Hey mom, my brother is being an asshole." ":gasp: you called him a BAD WORD! punishment for you!" and zero investigation as to why she was bringing up the issue... Everything's fine because the one being bullied doesn't speak about it, who fcking cares that their son is an actual bully. Great job parents

[@lany1534]

as a christian in iraq (i’m from here too), christians in america genuinely upset me. instead of thanking God for blessing them to be able to pray freely they’re upset because not everyone wants to follow our religion. it’s tiring.

[@Hideotronic]

The fucked up thing is I’ve read a real Christian horror novel that was genuinely horrific and disturbing called “Boneman’s Daughters” by Ted Dekker. It featured small moments about Christianity, but for the most part, it was a genuinely gripping crime thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps young women hoping they’ll want to be his adopted daughter, and when they inevitably reject and refuse him, he ties them down and systematically breaks every bone in their body before leaving their mangled corpses for the police to find. Where’s THAT film adaptation at?

[@anthonyruiz1493]

Holy fuck, I'd watch that.

[@Handlelesswithme]

How is that even Christian

[@timbrown1790]

​@@Handlelesswithmemaybe he prays with them before he breaks all their bones

[@pithaimer7499]

Ted Dekker is amazing

[@MrDeano-eu9rg]

How is that novels existence "fucked up" and also how us that a Christian novel...?

[@PachiPigeon]

That entire scene where Ed shows himself in every situation where he helped the other victims gives off the same energy as the Puss In Boots movie where Humpty Dumpty is explaining his evil plan to Puss

[@dudeface0890]

literally my thoughts exactly lol

[@mercurbee]

STOP THATS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS

[@N0B1tches]

PLEASE SO THAT’S WHY I WAS GETTING DÉJÀ VU

[@zodiAAAHHH]

NO WAIT IT LITERALLY IS 😭 EVEN THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS HE WAS DOING WERE THE SAME

[@An_actual_mothh]

SOBBING OMFG THATS SO ACCURATE

[@violetmeiser4814]

I FIGURED IT OUT, I went to the movie(free on KZbin) turn on captions and he said “good and evil-hey look at me” 4:46

[@zestysword]

I’ve watched this video countless times and I could only make out “look at me” so this comment is a godsend (pun intended)

[@grantmegan91]

​@@zestysword it says good and evil keeps him company.

[@aviansoul__art8286]

I played it on .5x speed and that seems right

[@tipennya]

I managed to make out the sentence when he sat down: "I was talking to my Dad over the holiday, ya know"...... The next part is a crap shoot: "_, _, _, God is not dead " -? That next sentence, I only caught the "good and evil"

[@tsk5328]

to original post: if that's what he says I am even more confused

[@gabriellegunvik4377]

14:01 I wonder more what it says ‘bout the male detective if her first thought is that he trapped them there

[@isabellas3167]

"I'm sorry for what you did to me" is such a good line and I'm mad that I identify with it so much

[@tacobellsupremacist]

Same! Too many instances of me apologizing for things I didn’t do, I don’t know why😅

[@scepticalhyenas5750]

_"I'm sorry for what I did to you"_ "Oh dont worry, I'm also sorry for what you did to me."

[@kier3576]

I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN SO LONG THAN AT THE BOSS’S UNINTELLIGIBLE DIALOGUE

[@AnybodyElseWatchingFunnyVideos]

Ikr i could not stop laughing for few minutes cause of how funny it was 😂🤣

[@sydneylee6622]

He sounds like a water sound effect

[@ZeranZeran]

goodeny wookeny cookenly!

[@crystaleunoia3974]

Literally the noises that my stomach makes after taco bell

[@ZeranZeran]

Timestamp so I can come back and laugh at this 4:24 "Fat tree.. _PAR Cars?_ "

[@PequenoGiant]

A true horror twist would be if Ed appeared as a "biblically accurate angel"

[@genericname2747]

0/10 not enough biblically accurate angels

[@ClowncoreisCool]

I mean, technically he did, Thrones aren't the only accurate ones lol.

[@CanIswearinmyhandle]

If christian movies were all you had to go off you'd think all angels looked like schlubby middle aged men

[@ShinySephiroth1]

Like a Seraph? That would've been amazing!

[@zimmygirl777]

A real twist would be Ed unzips his ugly fat guy suit and reveals he’s actually Castiel, the angel with a devil of a body. Misha Collins with his hot abs.👼😻

[@lurkingmoth]

Between this and nefarious, why do christian propaganda movies tend to make the *villains* the ones who are delivering the christian message?

[@lookoutforburningbuildings5563]

when Kurtis said "I feel like if you panned down the camera you'd see two guys fucking sawing their legs off" my brain ended the sentence before the sawing part and I really just accepted that. yeah kurtis understands saw.

[@nightcollapse]

18 naked cowboys in the office at random news publication

[@oxeyemoth]

There’s a post that’s like “the saw franchise is basically some guy going “kids these days…with their depression…..I’ll show them!” And then he makes them have gay sex”

[@Do3-Xing]

Kurtis the type of guy to float in the air when he smells a scrumptious pie

[@box0choco593]

STOP OML 💀

[@jawaalhamoud7042]

he would only that for cheese

[@hrose6507]

420 LIKES LETS GO

[@cwcaswell]

I GOT KICKED OFF THE SET IN THIS MOVIE!!! I was an extra in the office scene, and I was supposed to walk over to a "coworker" and casually hand off some papers and lightly chat. After around take 5, I decided to say something goofy with each take and make her laugh. They didn't like that and I got kicked off the set, even though I was supposed to be in a few more scenes. I swear we spent the whole day shooting that scene. It was so incredibly mismanaged

[@cez_is_typing]

NO FUN ON SET. It’s a very serious movie chase.

[@xofrnkiee]

that’s honestly so funny lmao. did you get paid? 😭

[@idoit6776]

WHAT WAS THAT ONE LINE??

[@davidbjacobs3598]

You're not an extra if you have a line. That line comes with a pay bump.

[@aidanocallaghan169]

@@davidbjacobs3598 it was background chatter, they weren't meant to be heard, but be seen talking

[@Moneymaker30005]

7:52 conner thats cabbage water obviously!

[@zbrown0712]

Ngl, a little girl saying “Jesus misses you and can’t wait to see you again” is the most foreboding and terrifying thing ever

[@unnecessaryartwork2955]

I love Kurtis implying that “Jesus” as a phrase existed before the actual guy and the guy was just named after it

[@ghandinotsenpai9135]

this made me curious if there were other people named Jesus before Jesus was born, so I looked it up and turns out there were multiple people in the bible with the name Jesus, and the name was common before too. imagine if the phrase is actually about some other dude named Jesus and we're giving credit to the wrong guy?

[@ripwednesdayadams]

it does go with the established theme. 😂 all the major christian holidays just happen to be on the same day and have similar names to older roman and pagan holidays that were around for much longer than christianity.

[@commandercorl1544]

What if instead of "Jesus Christ!" it's "Jesus, Christ!"

[@logicandemma8474]

U do know that Jesus real name isn't even Jesus right

[@green7449]

Freakin hilarious.😂

[@gmedina911]

The "no violence" thing is really funny when you think about how violent the Bible is

[@zakosist]

Right. And the fact they're ripping of an extremely violent movie but cant commit to any of it. I dont think a movie absolutely needs violence to be good, but then you need a storytelling that fits a non-violent movie. And it still needs some form of dramatic element.

[@lambda-m1676]

Jesus commits literal specicide. Or whatever it is. Actually, if you think about it, no offense....why are gods so egotistical and always resort to violence when some things can be solved without killing literally every human????

[@arthurdossantos6826]

I still can't get over Moses human trafficking little girls to be child brides.

[@jamall7003]

​@@lambda-m1676 God: oh no Only one family in all of earth actually believes and worships me... welp time to start over and drown em all, except that one family... their alright.

[@Kacszu]

​@@lambda-m1676metaphor. Killing every single human being, destorying the tower of babel and so on are just methaphors. They are that way because they can speak to us the best when they are that way, or at least to the majority of people. In other words the reason why they are so violent is because of humans in general. Sorry for my bad english not my first language and have a good day.

[@AltClev37]

The old guy boss is saying “Get me out of here, I’m an atheist.”

[@poissonsumac7922]

As both a Christian and someone who's seen SAW, this is making me want to pull out my own eye. I don't think I'll find a key behind it, but it'll at least not have to suffer this movie.

[@SlopCommentary]

Same

[@codex3259]

W Saw Reference, forgot the exact scene it was in but I think it was the one with that one villian (not jigsaw) in the reverse bear trap

[@poissonsumac7922]

@@codex3259 Not exactly, Amanda had to cut the key out of someone else. I'm referencing Saw 2's Venus Fly Trap.

[@codex3259]

@@poissonsumac7922 ahh, I haven’t watched Saw in a while so I forgot abt that one Might rewatch it tbh

[@poissonsumac7922]

@Codex Saw 1-3 is great, almost entirely due to the interesting character dynamics and motivations of John Kramer. After that, they sideline Kramer (for obvious plot reasons associated with SAW 3) and the series takes a NOTABLE dip (but anytime Kramer appears he steals the show) in the character and writing department. So I'd honestly just stick to 1-3. Though if you do like police drama, the later installments do have some nice segments and the rebooted Saw movie Spiral is quite enjoyable in that department.

[@peepnog]

Kurtis is the type of guy to leave a bent can with no label, a bannana peel, a crumpled up paper in the shape of a ball, and a fish skeleton in his waste basket

[@girlrottingpro]

this is weirdly accurate..

[@ObeyLucifer]

real

[@kookiesmj01]

😀?

[@nicholasfaber9695]

Ong

[@zoekerr1250]

Makin it stinky

[@missinchoate]

I’m dying at the fact the brother is mad at the other one for not going to church for 2 years. I learned in Catholic school that church is not just a physical thing, or a service specifically. It’s a community. You don’t need to physically attend church to be a good Christian.

[@corvus1374]

You do if you're an Evangelical.

[@RemoWilliams1227]

That's what I was taught as well "wherever one or more are gathered in my name... I am there".

[@gangsterhamster2682]

I had a friend who said he liked to pray in the forest, where he felt closest to god. The priest that taught us at school said he needs to go to church anyway or it doesn't count, because "that's what churches were built for". What he actually meant you need to come so he makes more money

[@RemoWilliams1227]

@@gangsterhamster2682 correct

[@zniffl]

I think I just witnessed someone like this comment. Cool.

[@Chitterbug_]

4:38 “I was talking with my dad over the holiday, you know like, said you know my dad says god is not dead. We act like he is…” Next part is definitely gibberish but it may be: “good and evil… hey, look at me” or a stroke. Both are equally plausible at this point.

[@mel0dicHarp]

Love that Kurtis has gone from “I don’t think there are any bad movies. At the end of the day, I had fun watching a movie” to “This is the worst film I’ve ever seen”

[@FlorSilvestre12]

Hackneyed and boring Christian Cinema will do that to you

[@mungdaal9643]

Christian movies are heavenly compared to the atrocious movie known as Fun In Balloonland

[@maddieb.4282]

@@mungdaal9643yes but of all the demographics Christians for sure make the worst movies lol

[@HuanjianLin]

As a Chinese person who grew up non-religious and got a whole lotta religiously charged bullying and trauma for it, watching your videos trash talk these horrible movies is a catharsis second to none

[@bloodfun2585]

im so sorry that you got bullied for it nobody deserves to be bullied for their beliefs

[@ethandollarhide7943]

​@@bloodfun2585 Bro, You're literally on a video that makes fun of Christians. You clearly support them being mocked and that's okay, they deserve it.

[@purukumi4957]

Had me in the first half ngl

[@kelbrurger]

​@@ethandollarhide7943 y do they deserve it? im just curious why one would mock a religion in the first place

[@ethandollarhide7943]

@@kelbrurger We're not mocking the religion. We're mocking its Followers for being extremely prejudiced control freaks with both a Superiority Complex and a Persecution F#tish.

[@TayIllustrates]

Ed’s ‘what’ needs to be apart of Kurtis’s sounds list 💀😂

[@val77701]

Thought the same!

[@tryyoncemore383]

🙋 I second this motion