SUPERBABIES: The Superhero Movie of Your Nightmares

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OH BABY we got a stinky diaper of a movie to talk about today. The sequel to 1999's "Baby Geniuses" is even worse than you could ever imagine, so let's talk about it and laugh at it!
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[@kurtisconner]

ok for some reason I called Zack "Nick" at 19:28 after goofing on dudes named Zack and i'm sorry! i'm dumb!

[@exoticpotato8573]

Y O U ‘ R E N O T D U M B

[@annahouston7274]

I noticed that. Confused the hell out of me 😂😂

[@denishanelson3087]

Kurtis Conner indeed you are😌

[@mccloud9915]

No you're not

[@annahouston7274]

I read the description.......cello how are you? :D

[@leocortez3441]

"I met my mom the day I was born." ok kurtis weird flex

[@basednuramiformerpastafurr872]

That awkward moment when your comment gets a heart but only 5 likes.

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

@@basednuramiformerpastafurr872 my comment was the only one in the section that kurtis hearted on one of his podcasts yet it got 4 likes 💀

[@rukmaaaaaar]

*sad Doofenshmirtz noises*

[@olivegardensrestroom688]

Both of my parents failed to show up to my birth.

[@alastorbutwithagun]

😔🙄

[@statesofgracie]

you’re now legally obligated to give us 3 more baby geniuses movie reviews. this comment is legally binding.

[@Gabi-tp7fz]

Yes 😌🤚 I am George Washington and I agree

[@adrielcharles8931]

Agreed!

[@attiraperry]

Are there three more???

[@karla_lolito]

If he doesn't comply will he get slapped by legal?

[@galaxiegoddess]

He should review Bratz: Super Babyz

[@thanatos_ow]

Why did everyone understand the babies in this movie. Aren’t they supposed to be using an ancient language that adults can’t understand

[@silvermoon8184]

11:28

[@maisies515]

You imply that any of it makes sense my guy

[@orchdork775]

Oops 😂

[@rameztwal8424]

is that really what bothered you about this film?

[@susiesheep5222]

love ur pfp

[@kumatorahaltmanndreemurr]

The most annoying part of this movie for me is that they keep insisting Kahuna is a baby. That child is like 6 entire years old

[@rono3457]

hey give the kahuna some respect, he is over 7 years old

[@Pain.-]

"6 entire years" lmaoo

[@sydliminal]

I looked it up, and the triplets who played him were 9 years old when this was filmed. they're 30 now and they're all hockey players.

[@kumatorahaltmanndreemurr]

@@sydliminal that makes it even more annoying. A nine year old isn’t even close to being a baby 💀

[@bllaib]

@@kumatorahaltmanndreemurr but when I was nine I was 2 months old

[@francesst5732]

Kurtis is always giving us an extra greeting but who gives him an extra greeting

[@cookestee]

i do

[@itsafab]

I felt that

[@kevaunthesunflower]

Exactly. You got me thinking now.

[@deannamatocha5011]

sad.

[@hannahmarkle505]

Yesssss

[@rez2293]

I distinctly remember loving this movie as a small child and my mom “accidentally” lost it and i don’t blame her

[@jessicawolf5669]

Lily Dragon best comment

[@TheIllusiveBlane]

Sorry sweetie. I ran it over and set it on fire to save me from the nightmares.....accidentally of course....

[@cattpeaky]

I used to watch it every day I got it at blockbuster but now I cannot find the dvd anywhere

[@mossycobbles]

I used to watch it on HBO kids I think, then I couldn’t watch HBO kids anymore cause now it wasn’t in our cable package

[@anthonytorres-cruz1598]

Same, but I still think I have the disc

[@haleyziegler213]

Well that explains why everyone I know calls me "Rosita"

[@Whoopdedoo8]

Omg😂

[@cyrus__112]

OMG

[@isaactb]

💀💀💀

[@lexy5430]

LOL

[@UhOhSpeghettio]

Those are some real ones

[@DefNotMyBurner]

I just realized that these babies know the secrets of the universe and still shit in their diapers.

[@duck-ew5zs]

Maybe that's how you get access to it, shit enough times in diapers and you get to see eternity

[@orangeleaf2056]

I mean if you knew the secrets of the universe wouldn’t you shit in your diaper?

[@patrickd.397]

Well obviously they know something that we don’t

[@AceJackWagon885]

That's the secret

[@Bea-jl9lt]

Little kids can only work a certain amount of time legally, so that’s why baby characters are played by twins/triplets.

[@darrylwhitefeather207]

I was really suprised he didn't know that 😅

[@unknownusername5111]

I was looking for this comment. Most baby characters have to be played by twins/triplets because of work limits and the fact that they're usually preemies, so they're better suited to play newborns too.

[@caitlinwheeler7915]

Yeah I remember learning this when I was like 8 watching nanny McPhee and being floored and then later discovering that that’s just the norm

[@roludena2471]

Basic Pigeon he did. He said it.

[@Kikicole]

Ro Ludena right lol why do people keep recommenting what he already said in the video as if he never mentioned it...

[@ZzzHeliozzZ]

This whole movie looks like something Kurtis could have edited, but worse

[@frosty_teacup]

Don't disrespect my boi Kurtis like that

[@aboredhuman1022]

Is that possible?!?!?

[@squiddyanimations6617]

Tbh kurtis should make an entire movie

[@Butthatsjustatheoryagametheory]

💀

[@tamaparker542]

can u imagine giving birth to not one, but two, possibly three children, for them to end up in superbabies? no. absolutely not.

[@c.w.r.794]

I smell a DNA test

[@Ale-mx9zd]

The fact the parents signed them up to do it- 😭

[@BladeswolfParadox]

Hannah let's have triplets and make super babies 5 and have the triplets from the first to be the bad guys 20 years later

[@Ale-mx9zd]

Really Cringey Vids ?

[@mars199]

I remember when I was going to see a movie when I was 12, I overheard a middle age man while waiting in line saying he wanted 1 ticket for Superbabies. That memory is scarred into my brain. Edit: Actually I was 11 at the time.

[@victorlolxd7347]

I wonder why he wanted to watch it

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

i almost commented “maybe he was there with his kid” and then i reread it

[@thatcherevans9137]

This never happened

[@Nerodotnet]

@@thatcherevans9137 interesting

[@lordgrimixb]

Probably wanted to see the r rated version.

[@i-am-shipper-trash8447]

But like... wasn’t it a thing in the first one that adults can’t understand what the babies are saying? It seems like they completely disregarded that whole plot point lol

[@judistax]

Also the main baby in the first movie and kahuna also look like Kurtis

[@StardustLegend]

i'm pretty sure this movie is one of those sequels that aren't really sequels, like the ones that drew gooden talked about

[@alexasinclair9961]

im ur 420th like 😎

[@ringodoodles490]

Just look at what series this is 😂😂😂

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

And the older kids aren’t supposed to be geniuses anymore.

[@lonelyheartsclub580]

Kurtis: I met my mom the day I was born Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: :(

[@SARCOSISARCOSA]

UNDERRATED MASTERPIECE OF A COMMENT

[@reeyana20]

BEST COMMENT EVER IM WHEEZING

[@puripurimelina2304]

LMAO NOOOO😭😭😭

[@mossycobbles]

When I was born, both of my parents failed to show up

[@ryanrossenthusiast7173]

AHAHAHAHA

[@marystuartmurray6122]

I feel like this is a franchise that Angela from the office would endorse

[@hoorainayoub]

LMFAOOO

[@alexandrabakly2850]

Yes xD

[@slippyy6742]

Completely true

[@v_o_o_d_o_o_7932]

This comment was the first to make me laugh

[@ratqueen7630]

Lol

[@Knightmareatthemuseum]

kurtis :you can tell he's a zack, just look at him - like 5 minute rant on him being a zack also kurtis : calls him nick

[@theoriginalbobducca]

THIS

[@sonarcha1711]

Wait a second.. If Kahuna is seventy years old, and he helped children in Berlin, 1962, that can mean two options: a) The movie is happening in around 2032 b) Kahuna was born in 1930's. That means he has seen World War 2. So this superpowerful baby has lived horrors and traumas of WW2.

[@crazylilly5949]

oR bOTh

[@realkingofwales3917]

Considering Kahuna is a Hawaiin name, that means they also may have been present during the bombing of Pearl Harbor.

[@jenncardona5998]

I rewatched that clip and I think he actually says Kahuna is over 7 years old, not 70

[@realkingofwales3917]

@@jenncardona5998 K but he was also alive in the 50s, so 70 is the only logical answer.

[@jenncardona5998]

I'm not saying it makes sense, but if you listen closely, he really does say seven, not 70

[@gabrielafinell]

every time you meet a baby, there's a chance it's actually a 70 year old superhero

[@mollykircher3104]

And that is the reason I always say "You better fucking save the world dude" to the baby and walk away.

[@dylankennedy4539]

Best to give it a little shakey shake just in case

[@Fantallana]

@@mollykircher3104 me @ gen z

[@keshagriffin3375]

@ me to other Gen Z kids: because I’m to lazy to actually save the world

[@Sp3ctralI]

Chances are rare But never 0

[@lindsayjord]

Kurtis: Isn’t it weird how there’s been a lot of baby hatred lately? Also Kurtis a minute later: I’m gonna fight these babies and fly away...

[@emmsklooz]

I saw this movie on TV when I was a young child and it *marked* me. Every once in a while I would remember a superhero baby giving magic milk to a baby squad and them turning into superbabies and it would drive me nuts. I'd bring it up to my mom and she'd have no idea what I was talking about. I can now rest easy knowing I did not imagine it.

[@julianna3863]

I’m in the same boat!!! I’ve been trying to find it for years and just figured it out today to find that people HATE it?!?!!? I have been wanting to rewatch it 😭🥲

[@itsyaboitavino3273]

“We can reverse it and crank up the free will!” Me trying to sound smart in my Sociology class

[@melaniee1051]

Ayyye I’m taking sociology rn💀

[@rahnnstaap]

@@melaniee1051 ahh bad memories. my sociology teacher had us do a damn scrapbook all year and never actually taught us anything about sociology 😂😂

[@themostdistinguishedsnek6856]

For a second I thought you said Scientology class

[@suezuccati304]

everyone knows that Free Will is like a currency you trade for choices, if you don't have it, your brain rolls a d20 for a skill check.

[@Knapperoni]

@@suezuccati304 Can you trade me some of your Free Will for Exposure?

[@pugpug6528]

We’re all majorly forgetting something here. This a DAY CARE. Therefore, when they spent the night somewhere, they didn’t tell the kid’s parents? What the hell?

[@megantinker1395]

Yaaa, WHERE TF ARE THE PARENTS

[@thewriteinpresident]

When “MADNESS” is all that remains… You have heard it said that the way you [raise a child] /_\ will determine the DESTINY of that being, and in a world where children (are now raised) / * \ too SELF ISOLATE……..., and SHELTER IN PLACE…….., do you think there will be {any more hugs} [{**}] and joy and laughter for the little ones in this day and age??? As this WAR OF THE WORLD unfolds between We The Society of nonmason……., and them these FREE MASON “Lodge Members” what has this (COVID19) Alien Invasion of PROJECT BLUE BEAM brought to the world be we Male and Female……, or Incubus….., and Succubus for our TWO WORLDS have always been…., and good and evil are only A CHOICE not a Condition..., and this world of Trillion Watt Lazers.., and The Great Nuclear Hydrogen Weapons is this the “only reason” +=+ we live too fight and die., and REPEAT the same damn things over and over hoping or “helping” too find THE SAME Damnation RESULTS.?.?.?.?.? As The Oracle for the End of this age, and a Male Incubus one at that, has it “ever occurred” [{*}] to you that as The King of ANGELS and DEMONS “my” and OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition is a Road Map and a Blue Print “out of this” SLAVE MASTER Fallacy where one thinks they own another when whatever “you hold onto” in this life Actually OWNS You, and you become a SLAVE to the thing [you believe] you cannot live without be it FAME, or Fortune, or Power, or some piece of METAL called The RING….. Have we not spent “a lifetime” doing the same things over and over EXPECTING {Different Results} from WORLD DOMINATION PLOTS too saying I wish to come back as a VIRUS and (do eradication) to all these Human Beings when in truth even you miserable LEADERS and Kings and Queens and “Your Excellencies” and Majesties are still HUMAN BEING for do you not share in OUR EMOTIONAL MAKE UP “be you” incubus and succubus??????? The Cities are not EMPTY cause there are no people left, the Cities are EMPTY cause these People were never here… You can drive and drive too find (Thousands of Cars) in these 50 STATES FOR AMERICA, but once you pull into a TOWN that is still on Lock Down, you see the ENTRAPMENT “of we all” in this Celestial Sphere Duel FLAT EARTH Home World of PURGATORY……., we are the descendants “of them” that DESTROYED This World over 10,000 Eons Ago, and the POPULATIONS have “never returned” for we forgot how to do RE-POPULATION, and in our Insanity of LUNATICS running the show, we continue to have WAR after WAR after WAR, so FREE MASON Lodge Member could continue to [get the Jobs] teaching FAKE SPACE, False Religions, and Malfeasance in our “Politics” too our LOCAL NEWS PAPERS cause no one wants to OWN What you Done!!!!! If you do not know BIG WORDS, then it is time you learned “how to use them” as you STAY HOME, or STAY AT HOME while your little ones are taught to be (Ritualistic Narcissist) and Psychopaths for they are called the SEGREGATIONIST where your babies are to remain [666 FEET] Apart at all times, and they “are not” too TALK to others……., and they are only allowed TV SCREENS of these Black Mirror PizzaGATE “Scrying” Devices too be their TRUE moms and dads, as The EDISON of Forced Technology takes away your Communities, your Companion Ships, and Marriages and Families and Friend Ships for how can you (love or hate) one another if all you do in life is learn to OBEY - COMPLY - SUBMIT when the Book of REVELATION “does so state” that the PEOPLE began to Curse Their NEON GOD for denying them the right “too be humane” as they lost all connection to their HUMANITY “be they” Incubus and Succubus of MALE AND FEMALE… Left ALONE too one day become “nothing more” than MACHINE PEOPLE with MACHINE MINDS that lie to themselves {for all time} about Whom they are, What they are, and Where they are….. Johnny Exodice LIVES!!!

[@thifanny7298]

@@thewriteinpresident man. what are you on?

[@pugpug6528]

The Write In President Why??

[@c.w.r.794]

They didn’t do that in Rugrats either

[@goldbirdcages]

Kurtis, two weeks ago: "I'm not gonna use the greenscreen as much anymore" Kurtis, today: *plays 20 different babies*

[@frankie4924]

it’s out of his control at this point

[@bryh555]

The reason twins are often used to play one character is cause child labor laws prevented kids under a certain age to be limited to a certain amount of acting which counted as work so they often had twins or triplets to quickly swap them out to continually shoot without breaking those laws. I learned about that in a video about the Olsen twins and what playing Michelle tanner was like for them

[@Ktless]

No one gonna talk about how they gave the two white boy babies “cool” powers and gave the girl baby a “love” super power and the black baby is a basketball player???

[@adamjnotthecongressmanschi7026]

Yeah.... 😬

[@lordrathut]

Eh, it was the early 2000s. What can you do?

[@colleenquigley6393]

he also says “can a brotha get some water?” at around 22:49...

[@toufikelhossami8151]

Not even a basketball player. LITERALLY just a basketball.

[@mekishik0]

and they way they made him have an accent and use AAVE....... yeah it doesn't sit right with me

[@sams_not_here]

i feel like the baby geniuses franchise just takes every troupe and every genre and then adds B A B I E S

[@muffin1168]

Gay B A B I E S

[@killminewin4733]

Wanna get quick money on the Black Market? *B A B I E S*

[@waluigiforsmash7090]

Da B A B I E! LET'S GO!

[@lexyaw2158]

Same with air bud

[@LostArtificer]

next movie is called super babies in Vegas gambling overpower

[@bogscholar691]

“Muscles shouldn’t be on a baby” Shh no one tell him about all of those classical paintings of jacked baby Jesus

[@idkwhatimdoimg2165]

One time i saw a painting of jesus in the vatican where he had a like a 12 pack or something

[@eliana4976]

shit im looking that up r i g h t n o w

[@eliana4976]

OH MY GOD I REGRET THAT

[@respectthefish4992]

"Jesus was always strong so that we could sometimes be week" won't I get an amen?

[@anomaliexxx]

That’s just the most cursed thing ever-

[@BlazeNStar]

A Zack is like a Kyle or a Karen in the sense that you know exactly every part of their personality and what they probably look like just by hearing their name. Its magic.

[@lolitsnot]

This would’ve been a good time to wear his “I’m baby” shirt.

[@the_dino_clan1899]

Yes It would had been

[@stacie7766]

DEFINITELY!!!!

[@elcxxni8770]

Omg

[@shaeladacosta4503]

Were disappointed in you kurtis

[@ninisantol]

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. you did this to me, kurtis.

[@lilly-id7js]

idk why kurtis calling john wick “john” just absolutely killed me

[@leviathxns]

"Mr. Wick? Oh you mean my buddy John, we go mini golfing together sometimes"

[@donkeykong8389]

Who? Isn't John Wick the name of that movie with Two Guns Greg?

[@themorrigan7702]

@@donkeykong8389 Two Guns Gary

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@donkeykong8389 Two Guns Greg is the new fandom name for Danny Gonzalez

[@lordgrimixb]

Same. Sounded weird for some reason.

[@mirandac3500]

... so they gave the only girl baby love- themed superpowers? I'm uncomfortable

[@rosaliethomson6749]

Rhel OTO and the only black baby is literally a ball like why they’re the shittiest powers ever

[@til9518]

ughhhh i know

[@princeluffy412]

I do find it a little amusing that the first couple she made was a gay one, though. Weird cupid baby said Love Wins, I guess.

[@themerryhatter]

I'm 2 years late to this party but I'm so used to Kurtis playing every character in his skits, that I was like "how does the craft services guy know the kids are all twins? They're all wearing different clothes"

[@hearthayleyy]

"America's favorite talking babies are back!" Rugrats: "Do i look like a joke to you?"

[@tt-zc3qz]

I lost the game

[@KillaSardinez5656]

Rugrats: are you sure about that?

[@midnightgamer2158]

Lol

[@stefania5882]

The only talking babies I wanna see are Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil. That's it. Angelica Pickles can especially eff off

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

@@stefania5882 Angelica wasn't related to Tommy, so her surname wouldn't be "Pickles".

[@rosalierowan]

Therapist: Ageless posessed demon ceiling baby can’t hurt you. He doesn’t exist. Ageless posessed demon ceiling baby:

[@snail2426]

you mean the 𝙆𝘼𝙃𝙊𝙊𝙉𝘼

[@Luvsrwj14]

I guess whoever made this movie doesn’t know that 2 year olds don’t really sport just tshirts and a diaper everywhere they go

[@stephdux1805]

MaKayla Richards But it’s the height of fashion.

[@c.w.r.794]

Why are these four year olds wearing diapers?

[@DesaiaZ]

@@c.w.r.794 Well I'm working in a kindergarden.... you don't wanna know how much older children have problems with the toilet nowadays. People don't have time or patience anymore to teach their children this....

[@Lauren-rx9fv]

Kurtis: YOU CANT HAVE THE SAME ACTOR PLAY THE VILLAIN AND HERO 🤬🤬🤬 Kurtis’s sketches:

[@aleksandra4702]

Austin powers tho

[@gummidon1618]

It’s a funny plot to a movie tho

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

Benedict Cumberbatch: 👀

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

@Fen Vulpeus he played Dormanu and is a great actor

[@sholem_bond]

"You can't have the same actor play the villain and the hero" Swan Lake (at least sometimes): "hold my beer"

[@SirAbrahamSlaps]

“Ageless, possessed, demon ceiling baby” was a phrase I never thought I’d hear.

[@valkyrie7304]

lol me either

[@mxambivert2499]

Really? I say it all the time

[@Nerdy12]

So, are we just not going to acknowledge that Kahuna and his brother were raised in North America but somehow the brother has a German accent in adulthood?

[@roseban5938]

Rivka Arbetter Kahuna, a Hawaiian word as well

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

@@roseban5938 Mr Worldwide over here.

[@roseban5938]

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? I live here so😅

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

@@roseban5938 Nice. And I meant the German-sounding dude and Kahuna.

[@joy411ful]

11:28

[@heehee3993]

18:22 so this why I was never allowed to drink my glow in the dark bracelets

[@161MyChemicalRomance]

The reason why there’s so many twins is because child actors under age 6 can only work for 2-3 hours a day! Most young children on TV shows are actually twins because it doubles the amount of filming they can do.

[@teresahowick5197]

Tessa161 I found this out during full house

[@LurkingOnlineSomeWhere]

Tessa161 not really the whole reason but I guess that’s one point

[@vollmond9342]

So Zack and Cody are actually two Zacks and Two Codies?

[@atsushifan87698]

bruh what no, they switched between cole and dylan

[@emmaa5971]

Vollmond Zach and Cody were older than 6 on Suite Life so they didn’t need 2 kids to play each character. When they were really young though and the part was large enough, they would both play the same character

[@emmab508]

They actually have to use twins or triplets due to child labor laws, kids can only work like 2 hours. So they get twins or triplets to work so they get more work done in a day

[@winterzealot]

That’s interesting to know - thank you!

[@annabellehulbert8662]

that's exactly what I was thinking

[@maddiemageean3225]

and that time includes hair, makeup, costuming, rehearsals AND time to learn (but i think that's mostly for older kids)

[@leah8jean]

that's also why the olsen twins were casted for full house

[@SieMiezekatze]

How do you know this????

[@sarasilverburg1190]

I shouldn’t have watched this with my toddler bc now she won’t stop saying kahuna and I’m scared

[@emitheorbit1118]

*TAKE THE CHILD TO AN EXORCIST OR SOMETHING ELSEWHERE BEFORE IT LAUGHS LIKE AN OVERUSED BABY SOUND EFFECT*

[@gracebarnet4182]

JUST THROW THE WHOLE CHILD OUT THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO

[@houseplantfreak1658]

IT'S TOO LATE . SHE'S TOO FAR OFF ALREADY. SAVE YOURSELF

[@paris5410]

THROW OUT OF WINDOW, SET ON FIRE AND BURY AT LEAST FIVE METERS DEEP, IT'S TOO LATE NOW

[@holypeaches925]

DIG A HOLE AND BURN IT THE EARTHS CORE

[@yerinbaekscandlelight]

23:32 Kylie's face throughout this whole scene is me watching this movie LMAO

[@writerhannah]

The fact that they're all twins and triplets is super common in film and television and it's for legal reasons. On film sets there are strict rules on how long a child actor can work plus time that must be spent with a tutor to continue their education while working. Plus they need time for hair, make up and costuming. This means you only have a few good hours to shoot which, on movies with one or two kids, is fine cause you can spend the rest of the day shooting with the adult characters but on sets with primarily kids in the script that really limits the scheduling abilities of the film. Hiring crew, renting equipment, dealing with locations, it's a hassle already meaning you have to make the most out of your filming days and abiding by a child actors schedule would mean shorter days, MONTHS of filming and insanely high budgets. But with twins, one can be on set while the other is in tutoring or taking a break. Triplets increase your time effectiveness even more, so the crew can keep doing 12-15 hour days while the kids can stick to their shorter hours. Tada!

[@ninkiminjaj3614]

I clicked see more and then I was like woow

[@grantmegan91]

We know

[@SC-jh9qp]

Using CGI kids would be a lot simpler!

[@alexdecarter9173]

@@SC-jh9qp with what budget? Most movies can’t afford that. Look at twilight and that baby was real plus CGI.

[@SC-jh9qp]

I was kidding. ❤️

[@janaforkel1]

I love that Kurtis edits things like a knife into his hand in post when he could have just grabbed an actual knife

[@winterfromwisthollow]

It's part of the reason he is awesome

[@infinityentity]

Safety first!

[@vavi215]

I hope you see the irony in your name miss F-

[@phersnamelasname]

Kurtis obviously cuts with a spoon

[@marissa2902]

quite interesting how shakespeare has been real quiet since the release of superbabies

[@milenanovidelsky3699]

☠☠🤣

[@leeeeeeeeeeeeeviathan]

he's the one that wrote this. he wanted this to be his legacy

[@marvinwarvin8530]

fun fact: when I was little I was having a sleepover with my friend at her house and we watched baby geniuses on her kid tv, but she fell asleep during the movie and it kept starting over every time it ended and I didn’t know how to use the kid tv so I couldn’t turn it off or fall asleep the entire night

[@itsgrace717]

Kahuna is a boomer which is why he doesn't like kids watching TV

[@amplifiedapathy]

Anna M underrated comment

[@TheVivaciousNerd]

Lol what? Boomer's kids were practically raised on TV, it's like a defining feature of that time, they're literally referred to as the MTV generation.

[@nocturtle13]

@@TheVivaciousNerd MTV generation was more gen x I believe

[@sacvideo1998]

I guess if he was meant to be 70 in 2004 and thus born in 1934, he'd be about 12 years too old to be an actual baby boomer, though he does have a certain boomer energy

[@TheVivaciousNerd]

@@nocturtle13 Sort of yeah, some overlap with millenials older too... but yeah I was referring to the boomer's kids as the MTV generation, not the boomers themselves :)

[@skone1996]

I got weirdly obsessed with this movie for about a week when i was 8 years old and I have no idea why. I watched this movie like twice a day for a week and pretended to be a super baby and this memory haunts me.

[@thebuzzle]

Same! Me and my whole family seriously believed in the baby talk theory for years, no joke

[@yudonnom3]

i have a weird similarity to this

[@Chi_Ch1]

i'm 16 and i remember watching this almost everyday when i was younger.

[@Vdmediaa]

I would like this but I can’t

[@sammelville2666]

I'm the exact same way. I've completely forgotten about this movie since I was like 5, but as he went through each scene, I vividly remember all of it

[@FrancisR420]

I'm against child acting unless children are also filming and directing.

[@Ollebolle112]

Clearly the case in this movie

[@jellybean1528]

the only instance of babies acting should be as babies being born or hold

[@pourna3165]

I understand where you're coming from but what will they do if they have a character who's a child?

[@ninkiminjaj3614]

Signe the petition

[@Lovinia1]

Child acting is HIGHLY regulated and a pretty fun project for them. Child pageanting on the other hand is mostly unregulated as well as demanding and abusive

[@kalajuett2608]

I actually thought these movies were a fever dream..I had these movies on replay as a kid which probably explains why I've lived my entire life with PTSD.

[@sammanthal2402]

me in quarantine, impulse buying roller skates: “c r a n k u p t h e f r e e w i l l”

[@purplejellytotPJT]

Sammantha L +

[@Sam-mb6mg]

Sammantha L FOR REAL. WHY IS EVERYONE BUYING ROLLERSKATES

[@JoHarryDaddee]

Is this really a thing? I wanted roller skates for my birthday 😅

[@JoHarryDaddee]

Sam three words: Chet faker - gold 😙

[@sammanthal2402]

Sam i think people are craving freedom right now, and have more time for hobbies ! plus roller skating just looks like so much fun & i think lots of people are desperate for that. at least those are my reasons 😂

[@hayleyrae189]

As a Hayley, I can confirm that Rosita is very different than Hayley.

[@lucyschraff4893]

Hayley Rae thank god you said that i hate getting things from secondary sources even if it’s Kurtis yunno

[@hayleyrae189]

Lucy Schraff I gotchu. Always here to back up the facts.

[@thirtysevenbees]

yeah i agree

[@roseauston841]

as a rosita, i can confirm that that hayley is very different than rosita.

[@hayleyrae189]

Plushypony 94 yeah you gotta do at least APA citation for sources lol 😂

[@fawxiie]

i just realized that even though the flashback is in the sixties, Kahuna does flips towards a mid 90's Mustang

[@ILikeRice88924]

The almighty time traveling Mustang

[@UzUMaK1-Lee]

Ho ho! That's a plot hole in one!

[@crymorefkr]

Nah if you slow down the playback speed you hear 7 Clearly

[@sharking7496]

Kahuna is above the measly space-time continuum

[@hat7475]

KaWHAT

[@user-ps9ch8eg5w]

22:55 “Get back to work” HOW TF DID THE PRODUCERS LET THAT SLIDDE??💀💀😭😭

[@sneha3419]

What I know about Kurtis so far: 1. He doesn't like babies much. 2. He really likes his green screen.

[@maitezonga1170]

what about a green screen baby

[@tiaragordon5517]

4. He graduated from YYU. Yee yee University.

[@user-ow1ly2bs1e]

@@tiaragordon5517 5: He is the mayor of Kurtistown and has an extremely sexual relationship with Neil Breen

[@magorzatanowinska9402]

Conspiracy theory time: what if they made this movie purposely this bad so when the kids watch it, they'll never want to watch tv anymore?

[@emoboy42069]

małgorzata nowińska I remember seeing this movie as a very young child and really liking it and asking my parents if I could watch it again and they just said “no.”

[@andrypereira7681]

análise 🤔

[@lex_joan6695]

dj yeah same it’s so weird seeing Kurtis see this without having flashbacks. The second he showed the cave I was pushed back to my childhood...

[@gaymersupreme8546]

i remember me and my brother being obsessed with this movie and i was so upset when i found out there wasn’t a sequel

[@seraphimboys3699]

Damn they really cranked up the free will with that one

[@ckeane4660]

Kurtis if we don’t get merch with “Crank up the Free Will” I will riot

[@nban_1238]

I’d wear it

[@nban_1238]

Or help the riot, either one I don’t mind

[@kylechymyck]

I'm sure someone has explained this in the last year already, but just in case; union rules and labor laws dictate that child can only work a certain number of hours in a day (3 or 4 I think), so using twins lets them spend more time filming each day and get more done.

[@gard2097]

I’m starting to suspect that Kurtis is actually one of the babies and he played the role when he was a baby

[@pointyledge]

Gard now he’s making fun of the movies bc of the trauma😳

[@gyatrizz24]

Gard This is all an advertisement ploy.

[@niccfro]

kurtis is played by triplets

[@giorgia.m]

I thought the title was “Sugarbabies” and that seems to be a much edgier sequel to baby geniuses.

[@MsKristinaRose]

Giorgia M maybe that’s the R Rated version of this movie

[@nickv.3573]

Oh helll no

[@sab8269]

I literally thought that was the title up until i started watching the video and he said the title . I had to do a double take on the name of the video.lmao

[@hsmacaraig]

Danielle B HAHAHHAHAHA

[@giorgia.m]

Naomi Bell the exact same thing happened to me MANDELA EFFECT

[@panerenwanz36]

Kurtis during corona: I guess i'll binge watch baby geniuses.

[@bababooey6193]

Babies geniusi*

[@iamthevillainofthisstory1240]

I go to school with a girl who plays one of those babies. Technically both of them because theyre twins and played the role interchangeably. I dont remember if they were in the 2nd one or the 1st one, but they played that movie in fifth grade and regret it all the way into highschool. Edit: It was the first one. The one on the far left on the cover.

[@iydensmith5115]

“I’m gonna fight these babies then fly away” -Kurtis Conner 2020

[@miac140]

At the end when Kahuna leaves he goes back to the 40s to have his dance with Peggy

[@naz4488]

I-

[@tangosparks1111]

I-

[@marimari9150]

I---

[@moka1251]

I----

[@sufefe7641]

I-----

[@chubbynerd]

For reference, *The Emoji Movie* has a 7% on Rotten Tomatoes

[@sushicat7224]

That's sad

[@chocolatepiano7366]

Still can't believe Patrick Stewart was in that film.

[@jimmypawlowski6918]

this makes the emoji movie look like cinema

[@100derp]

@@chocolatepiano7366 excuse u it's SIR patrick stewart show sum frikin respect!1!1! >:(

[@Purplebowlingball]

Chocolate Piano let alone he plays POOP 💩

[@nickschaffner7562]

Okay no joke this was my absolute FAVORITE movie when I was little! I’ve watched a thousand times. I very distinctly remember Kahuna being my first crush, and my parents once got my a tee shirt with Kahuna on it (it was like an actual shirt with a Hawaiian dude on it) because I was obsessed with this movie. While watching this, I felt so weird cause even though I haven’t seen the movie in the last decade, every moment was so clear to me

[@joshbishop7134]

Just an fyi Kurtis , the character who played Zach, was Goku in the movie “Dragon Ball: Evolution” - this is a very hated movie in the fandom. It would be a lovely segway from this movie to that one for you to check out.

[@s4di.3]

just for future reference the correct word in this context is "segue" and not "segway". Pronounced the same but aren't the same thing

[@inredrustivel321]

@@s4di.3 whats the context which one should be used? honest question

[@arianagarcia5244]

Gabriel Broco i believe that Segway is the scooter thing that mall cops ride and segue is a transition between two subjects

[@pepsi2471]

Gabriel Broco a segue is like one thing leading to something else, usually in movies or songs but also in conversation (so the actors being in both bad movies would be a segue into talking about the dbz movie) and a segway is a type of machine

[@pepsi2471]

Gabriel Broco a segue is like one thing leading to something else, usually in movies or songs but also in conversation (so the actors being in both bad movies would be a segue into talking about the dbz movie) and a segway is a type of machine

[@parakeetiscool7647]

Other movies at least use proper languages, but this movie is like “German country controlled by Russians, so yeah, they all speak English”

[@felipevasconcelos6736]

>English With accent from Foreignland.

[@angelobarros3499]

I miss Eastern Germany

[@angelabourne7096]

Angelo Barros me too

[@방탄리사]

Except the evil guy, he has a foreign accent 😎

[@JustAskMeTV101]

Nah lots of movies do that. Have you ever seen any of the older Bond movies?

[@Kikicole]

“As if there was an R rated edition...which I’d actually like to see” *Chris Hansen enters the chat*

[@JanieBee]

Not like that 😭

[@CRE8LSM]

Kurtis is a youtuber so Chris Hansen would be swooning all over him and never ask direct questions that would lead to actual answers. Like with Jeffree.

[@elizabethrodriguez2629]

Right 😂

[@ndzhelin2651]

R rated is not the same thing as explicit like i know it's for the joke. but jokes gotta have integrity yall

[@Kikicole]

ndzhelin k

[@dylanrains5838]

I'm pretty sure the reason that Archie knew Captain Can was the fact that the babies literally know everything, like they know the secrets if the universe. Whit's sister from the first movie knew who Abe Lincoln was and could recite the Ghettysburg Address so.

[@alakym1]

“Except for Bounce Boy here, we’re gonna arrest him for nothing at all. Cause we’re the police” 😂😂 Kurtis casually acknowledging the real issues

[@uniboy13]

It's not an issue tho...

[@isaacmaron5700]

Uniboy 13 it’s literally a joke about police brutality how is it not an issue

[@bruniquegould7911]

I peeped that! I love how woke he is

[@hannabooklover]

Lol I wouldn't call that "woke", I feel like if you live in America and aren't aware of what's going on with the police than you're living under a rock

[@pyritepaladin5647]

acab (all cops are babies)

[@_gay_grim_]

Kids in movies or TV shows are almost always twins or triplets lol but a movie full of babies having all of those babies be twins or triplets is actually terrifying. That's too many twins and triplets in one fucking area

[@MrJosiegirl]

They use twins/triplets when filming so that they can do more in a day. Each child has a set amount of hours they can work, so if you have twins/triplets you double the amount of hours you can get from a character

[@ravyntaylor6982]

Yeah it’s to do with child labour laws

[@ethannkana]

Can you triple the amount of hours you get from a baby character?

[@mickeyp6639]

he comments on that, but I doubt many movies have so many pairs of them

[@Notheare]

@@mickeyp6639 you think they lied so they wouldn't get sued and stuff?

[@someguywithatophat7599]

@@mickeyp6639 only movies with this many babies- typically its always twins and stuff-

[@lydiamcnanney8]

My four year old self thought this movie was stupid. That same four year old self ate sand. That’s how bad this movie is.

[@JazzyJazz9119]

Lydia McNanney i loved this movie as a toddler lol

[@coreytraxler8077]

Lydia McNanney I’m dead

[@HaleyMaxine]

My fiancé listening to me watch this video: if they’re all baby geniuses who all know the secrets of the universe, how is there a smart baby?

[@evanvelez]

My first job was working the front end of a grocery store, and this movie came out that same year. For 3 months, this movie was playing on a television by the entrance. I've watched this movie at least 50 times. I hate it so much. Thank you for allowing others to share in my pain.

[@lesenigma2536]

*makes the sign of the cross*

[@hat7475]

Jesus fucking himself, Oof

[@imid3440]

oh my god you should get compensation

[@annamariamazzola7486]

Why would a super market play this 😅

[@evanvelez]

@@annamariamazzola7486 probably some sort of promotion. The TV was some little 15" CRT on the front counter.

[@erroreden]

Imagine growing up and realizing your parents let you be in this movie

[@erroreden]

Luiza Leontios oh absolutely 💀 I would never say it out loud

[@SomaStory]

Ngl that would make for a really funny story to tell people

[@awanti26]

The child actors sorry I mean BABY actors probably regret this 💀

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

Not to mention that you're one of 3 stunt doubles.

[@mirari3890]

At this point you have to do all the other movies, it's fate.

[@OctoAmbush-nc4xt]

A guy in my history class was talking about this movie nonstop for a month. We finally watched the trailer and it was terrible. The word "SuperBabies" was banned for the rest of the year.

[@kaddakai232]

The quote “can a brotha get some water?” made me want to die and melt into the floor.

[@dylanespeseth]

"People really hate babies right now on like a deep deep level" -Kurtis Conner 2020

[@captainbusiness9130]

I’m gonna fight a baby

[@livrose6071]

Glad I wasn’t one

[@lydiabachi7653]

ban all babies 2020

[@goompo]

“What kind of movie is this!?” _”A really bad one”_

[@iliketoeatbatteries8122]

I l o v e your pfp

[@goompo]

@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 Thanks, it’s from Japan

[@iliketoeatbatteries8122]

@@goompo ah of course, did it by any chance come in a gray oblong pill? Asking for a friend

[@goompo]

@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 it did, along with a quantum nanotechnology CPU

[@olivia_vermast]

@@goompo does the quantum computer in the pill travel through my blood until it implants in my brain and it tells me what to do?

[@roberttreacy8271]

Two things about this movie amaze me: 1) The fact that it actually got a theatrical release when everything about it screams direct-to-video. 2) The fact that it ( along with the first movie) was directed by Bob Clark, who directed one of the greatest holiday movies of all time, A Christmas Story.

[@leilanoelle9505]

I never thought I'd hear Kurtis say anything even close to "I just shidded on the bench press", but here we are

[@bubbleburster2267]

I just shidded on the bench pwess* 🤣🤣🤣

[@ka1tlynacuna]

i hate how much “kahuna” sounds like my first and last name smashed together edit: i’m glad this brought joy to so many ppl djcksk

[@Sophia-xt9qb]

Kaitlyn Acuña I’m sorry I laughed

[@Maya-pp7sx]

@Kaitlyn Acuña I’m sorry but that’s really dang hilarious 😂

[@cloudlyrics415]

I laughed at this comment a lot I’m sorry-

[@imthejuggernaut6205]

😂😂 bruh.

[@maisies515]

You are truly blessed

[@bonesandhearts5683]

“Can a brother get some water?” Thanks white screenwriters, I hate it.

[@sarahduffy5501]

I was SEARCHING for this comment

[@mega_bird700]

[ *EVERYONE DISLIKED THAT* ]

[@goobertron9099]

🤠 I hate everything about that line and I will go out of my way to find the person who thought It up and bust their knees in 🤠

[@Mudpi3]

I came to the comments specifically to find someone who said this

[@dakotadad8835]

Racist

[@mollyoconnor9365]

6:41 is giving the same energy as the shrek 3 baby nightmare

[@whenwhen2284]

DADA

[@elsypie9834]

the only thing thats really wrong about this movie is that one of the babies names is Finkleman

[@maieen2665]

elsypie It sounds way too much like “Fecal Man”

[@juliajozsa2724]

Yeah it should be Finklebaby obviously

[@vxntage.teacup1859]

@@juliajozsa2724 ikr

[@erikolsen148]

For years I’ve wanted to make a movie, cast entirely with identical twins. That way I could have two separate camera crews, each one with its own cast, and get it shot in half the time.

[@asenath3721]

that sounds so smart what

[@nileenakh]

Double population to pay

[@jaisenberg464]

@@nileenakh well each one is playing half the role so you wouldn’t have to pay them as much as normal

[@Lego_Ninjago_]

fr

[@elenav.5470]

@@jaisenberg464 doesn't matter, you have to pay both crews

[@ahoytherekaty]

That “nyat nyat nyat” noise he makes while slapping the bad guys is really gonna haunt me forever.

[@untamedartist1861]

I watched this movie before years ago. But I only remember vivid details about this movie mainly the babies having super powers and the green milk. But try explaining the limited information of the movie you watched when you was like 6 to other adults trying to not sound crazy as hell. Like I did this for years trying to explain this movie, even Google it but nothing. Thank you Kurtis for unlocking a core memory

[@rachelworld1]

"So Nick and Kylie kiss and its WICKED cool" so cool, in fact, that made Kurtis call him 'Nick' instead of' Zack'

[@delicateasmr1860]

Diana Ji ok so when I read this I didn’t know know you were talking about the older cast I just imagined the babies kissing😆😆😆😆

[@noraspingarn5846]

the plot hole in one joke was the cleanest thing i've ever heard

[@amy5620]

Is no one going to mention the fact that John Voigts character is dressed like an edgy nazi, like the how they dressed in WWII..

[@Kantilvih]

it's almost like the baby "geniuses" have an overactive imagination and thus latch onto any random thing. the first old man they see after eharing the "kahuna" story is now the villain and was always the villain.

[@sophbrown4719]

kurtis’ extra greeting is just him saying “what’s up” in a deeper voice

[@krissybee123]

I never noticed this before lmao

[@piyayingverz15]

its a greeting you get when u subscribe so u should subscribe ;))

[@cowboybones5743]

exposed

[@whynot5305]

Great. Secrets out now.

[@Leo-qf7gg]

I want him to review Bratz: Super Babiez because that literally gave me nightmares for weeks when I was younger

[@julianarose9149]

Atlas wait is that the one with the alien potatoes

[@pamelad.5282]

ooh god, that movie was traumatizing. I remember losing appetite when I was eating while watching it

[@MissAnaliese12]

occasionally I'll just hear "IM a sUpER cRY bAbY?!" In my head and it haunts me

[@parfaiyaki]

i used to love that movie but looking it up now... yea it was horrible

[@kathj2972]

Yes! and also that one where they were in some competition and they had to make clothes in the middle of a farm, and that one really spooky one where there was a circus or smth...fckn bratz man

[@lunasperidot8760]

hey, Macauley Culkin is no longer sad and depressed. he''s actually doing quite well now

[@Petepeatpeet]

Luna's Peridot I’m legitimately very happy to hear that

[@hsmacaraig]

Yes! He’s been doing waaaaay better now.

[@whydidytaddthis]

@@nathaliemillerr Oh shit really?? That's iconic.

[@nickrt29]

He features on a lot of Red Letter Media stuff, especially a couple months ago

[@TakarasAsylum]

I was about to comment that too! i know a lot of people joke but im sincerely happy for him