Kyle's Jail Tales | PKA

[@PKAClips]

FPSRussia Prison Clips: kzbin.info/aero/PL3TI5YrC9y_2bqq5JKgch-P_3brP5uBVh

[@Western_Gopnik]

Thanks for that I finally found out whats what

[@mr.giggles9389]

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[@LvWeeb]

Don't do drugs, kids. This guy lost his Russian accent from smoking weed

[@tyetass3883]

Haha oh brother

[@dogboy0912]

He lost likely tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of his property because the ATF seemingly by accident found THC product in is PO box that just so happen to also allow them to take all of his guns with the 40 agents they had on standby.

[@donovanchilton5817]

@@dogboy0912 400k+. Easy.

[@siriplaydopethrone8973]

@Brent Wise was that a joke

[@GGman2019]

@Brent Wise wtf you talking about he is the most Russian,russian ever in the history of russianisms

[@msaleh93]

“Bill over there tried to steal a shovel” lmfaooooooooo

[@vingasoline5068]

“He’s a failed shovel thief” 😂

[@kevinmacdonald9269]

14:00 Kyle was about to say they hung out and smoked but caught himself

[@raidr_actual]

1:20 Asians and the Nazis together.... That sounds like a familiar time period.

[@tysonstewart2302]

Just gotta get the Italians in on it and we got the trio back in town

[@queensrychenm1562]

Don’t forget 🇦🇹

[@donnydorholt575]

Tyson Stewart they switched sides halfway through his sentence

[@antoniomosley4961]

​@@queensrychenm1562that's just germany

[@diesel92kj1]

Kyle is such a strong guy. Don't know how I would cope with what he has gone through over the last 5 years or so.

[@teenisteenis9642]

all the money he has probably helps

[@Drew-jy7dl]

And his hot girlfriend lol

[@corneliusflake2103]

Yeah he’s not that strong of a guy... he is a super privileged country kid who retired at 30...

[@ViisualsHD]

@@corneliusflake2103 stop talking rofl

[@bnbnism]

@@ViisualsHD it is true tho

[@matt.108]

So sad Kyle is losing his 2nd amendment right over some weed. Best of luck Kyle @FPS Russia @FPS. We all make mistakes. I don’t judge. Been watching since PKA episode 1. 😢

[@teenisteenis9642]

doubt it but true man it is some bullshit

[@34uzz78]

He broke the law

[@teenisteenis9642]

@@34uzz78 you broke the law

[@matt.108]

Myn4 Uss we all can say we broke the law. I got a ticket for doing 7 over the other month. Doesn’t mean it should strip my freedom. He commuted a non violent crime. Shouldn’t strip him of his gun rights.

[@34uzz78]

Donald J. Trump doesn’t matter he broke the law

[@drainmei5404]

i’ve been watching PKA podcasts daily everyday for the past month and a half since i discovered it and it’s very entertaining, enjoyable and addicting to watch. and i literally never watched any podcasts in my life. so i give you guys props. i hope y’all don’t run out of topics xDD

[@PKAClips]

Thanks for stopping by

[@parallax9084]

Same bro

[@Adminium21]

As someone who worked in an underfunded jail for about a year, pretty similar experience. Though don't try to think most guards are douchbags or anything just cause they won't change the channel for you. Usually a whole lot of shit that a guard has to do, with almost no praise, shit pay, and no real benefits while having to deal with some of the most needy and begging people in the world constantly asking for more things. That's not to mention any paperwork, walking inmates around to their lawyers, giving inmates phone calls and showers. Generally understaffed. It's not good for anything in a jail.

[@PKAClips]

Oof that sounds rough

[@DCfreerunner]

I'm very confused by this because I've seen and heard from prison guards the exact opposite? Great benefits, paid to move their family everytime their boss moves to a new system, good pay and career choice. That's the private prison system. If you worked in a jail then that's the difference and if you work in prisons then I don't think you would call it a jail? Could be way off base but that's my predisposition

[@Adminium21]

@@DCfreerunner Definitely talking about jails. There is a reason prisons are much more liked by inmates than jails. Jails have no budget, for anything. Prisons are generally better, and federal prisons are like a paradise comparatively.

[@lordautist759]

Some of them really are douchbags though, I had to beg this one dep for literally an hour to bring me some toilet paper and he kept saying "I'll bring it next time I come around", eventually I had to fall asleep to try and hold my shit in unconsciously. There was a new guy on shift when I woke up and he got it first time I asked. Fuck that guy.

[@antoniomosley4961]

There is a book by Jack McKraken called Livin' the dream, you can find a epub online or buy it from Antelope Hill Publishing. It's about a CO and his experiences in prison, it's funny and weird.

[@noahmich21]

That’s funny Taylor did a Mexican voice and Kyle ended up having a Mexican friend

[@nicolasvillamizar1795]

We need Fps Russia back

[@xXxThesyndicatexXx]

He has a felony so he cant shoot guns anymore :(

[@FLFrostBite]

@@xXxThesyndicatexXx can't *own* guns anymore

[@TheRealJaded]

FLFrostBite no, felons can't be around guns at all.

[@RekzysTheTitan]

@@TheRealJaded not entirely true. Felons can leave the country to shoot guns, Russia is a nice place to shoot. Black powder guns are legal to them, and Air rifles, some seriously powerful air rifles out there bud. Still guns.

[@thiccc30n]

they took his guns. $400k worth of guns >:(

[@jayher1737]

“He’ll call off the hounds!” Lmao

[@tylerm0089]

Am I the only one who was over 20 and thought he was legit Russian American..either way, that Russian accent was one of the best I've ever heard. And just his face and expressions made the videos very believable. Hopefully you can keep up the momentum and make some money from youtube or start a business.

[@PartyboyDanny]

I relate to this way too much. The prison stories I’m lucky to not have experienced, but god damn I’ve got some wild stories from the farm. You will never appreciate fresh air more than the moment you walk out of jail

[@vernaute2803]

Forming the axis powers in prison.

[@santosdelgado9604]

I wonder if he used his Russian accent when in prison.

[@guridingsolutions3273]

santos delgado no

[@santosdelgado9604]

@@guridingsolutions3273 rhetorical question .

[@Marcelgaminggranie]

@@santosdelgado9604 the only rhetorical thing in this discussion is your mother.

[@geddyleesowlnose]

@@santosdelgado9604 max payne music starts playing*

[@abdur4754]

These replys are godly

[@angiedixon8017]

Great Pod cast my I like hanging out. Thanks for sharing It’s comforting, cheerful, engaging and valuable.

[@killslay]

Those jail beds suck, I was given an old curtain instead of a blanket. The heating system was so loud and only heated a small area of the room, the heat never reached the bed. Also the guards here have to make sure you're not dead, so if you're sleeping and not moving they'll wake you every hour. 0/5 don't recommend

[@SpoilerAlert__]

Better than the care they gave Epstein

[@georgewood9482]

@@SpoilerAlert__ nah, they "took care of him" pretty effectively 😂

[@imgrindin]

What the fuck you had a heating system!? I have never seen a heating system - period. They keep it cold like a hospital to keep the germs dead as possible. You were lucky for that one.

[@myhandsspeak1925]

Haha loser.

[@Jay-oz5zo]

Before you expect any sympathy, what crime did you commit?

[@mattm1765]

Haha we used to gamble with our cakes back in county lmao. You can always find something to bet on 😂😂

[@nicks4802]

Your junie cakes…

[@sECUREij]

We are the real sweet kids....THEY are the real sweet kids I’m not part of that group-Tucker proving why he’s one of the best guests in PKA history. Knows the history of PKA, has a personality that clicks, bounces off the other hosts.

[@churchv1849]

Kyles laugh in the beginning let you see straight into the painful eyes of that guy. Literally a joker laugh

[@mr.rogers9319]

I had the worst caffeine migraine headache I ever had when I was in there

[@Excal123]

"You molested kids?" Kyle: YEA! 😂😂

[@EastBeast504100]

More jail story. It's like a movie when u go in everybody got a crazy story in that hoe and it NVR gets old. Keep y'all head up

[@Jay-gs5xg]

Will Happen 2023 You are one illiterate fuck!

[@EastBeast504100]

@@Jay-gs5xg welp. At least u can understand it

[@KOSVENDETTA]

Will Happen 2023 well you got us there.

[@mackerelslayer2541]

What’s gonna happen 2023

[@EastBeast504100]

@@mackerelslayer2541 ha ! Alot of shit

[@adamw-m4634]

Jail food is pretty good because you’re always hungry.

[@DocD4nk]

Imagine losing money on a robbery, I got a friend that has a story like that

[@TheCanEHdianPrince]

How the actual fuck does that work? Did your buddy take an Uber?

[@VMUDream]

Subway near my house got robbed at gunpoint for like $100, didn't pay for the pistol lol

[@woadieeee]

Sam 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sk8forlife782]

@@TheCanEHdianPrince One dude asked for change for a 20 then snatched the cash in the register. he got 12 bucks and left the 20 lol

[@ThePwNzclan]

In Marine boot camp hard boiled eggs were the most loved part of meals

[@Thelittleshow619]

FARTS

[@ChamonixHouse884]

Traded every granola bar and Gatorade powder for extra eggs

[@amanibob1416]

"It's about family..." Bildo Skunkin'

[@sinbaon2154]

Awesome. Can't wait for the PKA Field Manual on Surviving Prison.... FM- 420 -

[@naggel9218]

11:43 can i offer you an egg in this troubling time

[@drizzledking8770]

kyle should make an audible book that you can listen to all at once

[@xxlk969xx7]

Imagine if tucker went to prison 😂😂😂

[@fwunsh]

arrested for dying on episode 3 whats up

[@trumpdid7112]

rileyportal you’re a scourge 😂😂😂

[@checkeredcheese]

“bridged the gap between the weirdly aggressive Japanese inmates and the nazis” - does he know who’s side the Japanese were on in ww2?

[@patronofsaints2062]

Pretty sure that was the joke

[@BigMisterApple]

I mean.. to be fair though the Nips and the Nazis shared certain views but if push actually came to shove both would've attacked eachother. Literally man in the high castle shit.

[@bogdanbogdanoff5164]

@@BigMisterApple lol what, you looked on a map lately?

[@BigMisterApple]

@@bogdanbogdanoff5164 *what are planes, ships, trains, transports etc*

[@bogdanbogdanoff5164]

@@BigMisterApple what are fundamental geopolitics

[@chuckweber542]

How do these guys not have way more subscribers.this podcast is funny and that's rare.

[@KyleStLouis-wl9vn]

I am not even joking.... talking aboout kool-aid got me thirsty as hell.. I know I got some hiding somewhere.. mission accepted.

[@shinski8114]

Ups driver should not be invading on this man privacy like that.

[@buffalowick8003]

Yep I hope that ups driver is proud of himself that little bitch move he pulled fucked someone's life up...over weed.

[@blacktyler3783]

17:10 me in jail hating boiled eggs coming out like damn I need to make some boiled eggs rq

[@makeshiftrain6]

The towlman story is my fav

[@memphisdickey7140]

Hearing him be positive about going to jail makes me feel a lot better about having to do a month in county for underage drinking. Appreciate it bro.

[@anthonysteele8673]

I really thought he was dead ~sighs~dam internet.

[@devinburns6456]

Anthony Steele there was another person associated with the channel who was killed

[@augia5051]

Devin Burns has kyle ever talked about that? Like who he thought did it

[@danielsanchez-mz3tf]

kyle needs to be a stand up comedian fuckin funny as hell

[@amanibob1416]

*Oh... You sweet summer Kyle." Future Kyle

[@IBDaddyO]

Greatest storyteller.

[@bumlifezae]

His rick impression was spot on though 😂

[@greatbambino1242]

I literally came to the comments looking for someone to say this because it was that good

[@Whytea1]

yeah that was dope

[@miky8788]

How happy he is when the topic him ...so full of himself

[@anthonysteele8673]

Wtf..milhouse is a real person.

[@rronaldreagan]

@@Dman6779 you have my attention...why?

[@Dman6779]

@@rronaldreagan your

[@1DjYo]

2:51 We call that type 2 fun, tucker.

[@johnwilson1784]

FPS PRISON

[@Kdubbzism]

lol :)

[@jonvia]

gambling with eggs. "i raise you one hardboiled egg."

[@R3VO7UTION]

When someone gives you candy in prison it means they sweet on you ;)

[@lakeflaccid8054]

Taylors impressive blunt conversion

[@TheThriceIsRight]

13:06 incredible

[@excitedbox5705]

This sounds exactly like the jail I was in. The Kool aid was almost clear though. It was like the shittiest summer camp you can imagine. There were like 7 other people I knew on the same block though so it wasn´t too bad. They lost my bail reduction papers so I spent 3 extra days in there. My bail was over 450k so there was no way I was gonna post that 45k. Our bologna was sliced like 3/4 inch thick and it was so gross this one guy who dared to eat it got like 13 slices from everyone else. Then he ate this 1 foot thick sandwich.

[@chodeoriki4113]

What were you In for? If you don’t mind me asking ? And where were you at? For how long for ?

[@excitedbox5705]

@@chodeoriki4113 Selling oxcontin. I made bail after 5 days. The first bail hearing is a video judge and they set it over 450k. Then after 2 days I got a real bail hearing but they do it in your absence if you have a public defender. So then they lost my papers and told me my reduction was denied and on the 4th day I managed to finally retain my normal lawyer. He got a hold of my bail reduction papers and I posted 5k cash bail (full amount was 50k).

[@chodeoriki4113]

excited box well shit. How much were you caught with ? And how long were you in for?

[@excitedbox5705]

@@chodeoriki4113 I added to my original reply. I had 81 pills on me when they arrested me but i had just sold 20 to an undercover.

[@MrTakvam]

excited box very unfortunate

[@munchymonk9021]

*gives a dolphin a snack* The dolphin: 0:03

[@bamablake6665]

Kyles proson stories change alot

[@ianmills6260]

this is jail stories dummy

[@JohnHilton-dz4mi]

This is jail. Like he said he was only in there for a few days use some common sence.

[@nolansirvent7508]

Tucker: You molested kids? Kyle: Yea!

[@bottomtext1241]

We have very similar mattresses and pillows in boot camp

[@mizzle1788]

This needs to be a podcast on its own

[@theinfamouschee]

5 years an attempted escape Carrys 5 years

[@CloudlessStudio]

This is gold 😂

[@Tbone42tx]

Kyle you should just hire another guy or gal to play a cousin and keep F.P.S Rolling!!!!! That channel should be generating $100k a month Dam!!!

[@spartandraws7012]

can't do that as he would have to buy the guns

[@Tbone42tx]

@@spartandraws7012 Again get sometime else! Lol he obviously can't buy them but somebody else can..

[@p.t.kschmidty8021]

Tony Tyler as a felon, he can’t be around guns at all. Even being in the vicinity of guns could get him in trouble. And plus being on probation for the next few months to a year I think, he has to walk on egg shells.

[@spartandraws7012]

@@p.t.kschmidty8021 thanks that is exactly what I meant

[@scruffy5119]

21:20 mostly cnn seems like hell

[@magrat3247]

Damn I missed FPSRussia

[@oodfty3740]

a hat full of eggs lmao

[@bosshosssports9929]

4:39 real sweet kids

[@philconti1945]

How long was he in jail? Around here you see a judge the next weekday after your arrest and thats where your bail is determend?

[@charlesyoung3444]

He was taken in, but somewhere along the process he beat the state charges by proving a false warrant (they wrote a warrant to enter his home bc he was wearing shorts)

[@mr.rogers9319]

Did you have the peanut butter sandwich? It had about a half a jar of the worst tasting peanut butter you could ever have. And when I left,....dude I had like 10 people want my socks. I told them no they were brand new and they said but you're getting out you can get more. Lol, I didn't shit the whole time I was in there either.

[@pchurch4973]

Jail; Pros: People are cool Cons: Beds, Food Prison: Pros: Food, Fitness, Cons: People are scarier

[@ant13ducks]

we have so many of the same stories XD

[@danielc3453]

Kyle should move to Colorado and say Fuck Georgia!

[@Direbeetus]

Hard boiled > Poached Poached eggs are like eating snot

[@m16a3-champ5]

i couldve sworn he was released recently? was kyle arrested twice?

[@cm89m48]

This was 8 months ago arrested probably released on bond and then legal proccess took forever then sentenced to 56 days in federal prison

[@DeathtrapCult]

jail after arrest, then federal time

@@cm89m48 56 days in federal prison. I'm almost sure anything under a year is jail time

[@killerkennyas]

@ on state charges..if it's a federal crime,you do fed time..my buddy was at a Fed camp and a bunch of people were there for federal DUIs from leaving a bar close to a army base,and driving to the guard gate on accident..I think he said it was a 6 month federal dui sentence

[@killslay]

He's talking about jail, before he went to prison. Jail is where you go to wait on your sentence. Everybody in jail is technically innocent. Then once you're found guilty you're sent to prison, where they have to provide you with basic needs to live

[@redwemette5942]

2023 we had a guy in our County Jail that was a child molester. An other guy that was in for not paying his child support killed him with a mop handle. He was released with no questions asked.

[@Jamizzy3.7]

I hope shed guy is doing good

[@josephchatman1273]

What’s the time stamp for the weenie reveals?

[@R33C3.]

This guy was a legend.

[@gunsandmachinesenthusiast]

is***

[@brianbilski8756]

Dude talking about going up to Boston was denied bail because he was a flight risk

[@Blight_OS]

Hard boiled eggs are boss. Deviled eggs are supreme but hard boiled is second best

[@PewView]

Really wish Kyle could shoot again!

[@imbatman4967]

The postal service has lost 65 billion dollars since 2007 and they ain't held accountable for shit.

[@AdamBorseti]

Smoking a nice fat joint here, legally, in a state where weed is legal, but most guns aren't. What a strange country we're supposed to be......

[@thekevinc]

jeez let him tell the stories

[@FadeintotheShadows]

Jeez, let him have fun.

[@goldenrule3264]

@@FadeintotheShadows no these other dudes need a shut up

[@boocrafty]

golden rule from what I remember the three are best friends

[@goldenrule3264]

@@boocrafty oh I know there is a time and a place though we wanna hear the stories in full

[@Portfelio]

My guy. I'm going to teach you this game called 13. Is like monopoly meets cards.

[@masterstoner666]

god imagine if you bought a netflixs account and played like breaking bad for prisoner like hey if your cool you get to watch breaking bad at 7pm if tyhats all i had id be good af

[@xtra_9]

just a reminder to clear things up with Kyle’s charges. i know he’s told the whole story at some point, but sometimes he leaves out the detail that he had a Federal Firearms License. you’re subjecting yourself to intense federal scrutiny when you have one. he also didn’t have an entry level ffl, he was able to possess / manufacture machine guns and may have been working on / had the explosives side of licensure. serious shit i hate that it’s that way, it’s bullshit, but it’s what he agreed to. he knew the risks and lived how he wanted to. that’s true to his character and he took his licks. what really sucks is he took the distribution charge so he will probably never get it removed. hindsight being 20/20, he probably should have unofficially / legally partnered with another party and not carried the license himself? what scares me most about people buying firearms that recreationally use drugs is that on your 4473, the form you fill out before you’re able to buy a gun, you state that you are not an unlawful user of marijuana or other substances. not sure what the crime is for lying on a federal form, but i feel like someone without a couple hundred thousand dollar legal team will do more time for that than Kyle did. be careful out there. know the risks

[@benquinney2]

Dmitri is that you?

[@KnocKoffReviews]

Once again you cheat death.

[@RedRideRVT1R]

0:03 whoa.

[@kysisbannable3963]

29:55 i need to get me some of those

[@2hillsinbetween]

lmao jericho here

[@_texan306]

It’s a shame that Kyle now doesn’t have the The right to protect himself because of a weed charge

[@timaustin2690]

There's fps

[@bobcatfan358]

HE SHOULD use his channel for something else rather than guns,like game streaming or some other activities. His channel got like 7 mil

[@corruptVz]

he literally has been doing this...

[@bobcatfan358]

@@corruptVz i don't see any of that on his channel,is there another channel of his?

[@corruptVz]

@@bobcatfan358 use your search engine kid

[@Slippy_187]

Im not a kid bro

[@derricksoilriggersllc587]

@@corruptVz thats not true

[@averygentry35]

Kyle can you get the charge sponged off your record? I couldn't imagine life without guns ever again!

[@Reprehensiblee]

He should be able to it’s his first offense

[@nevileasterling648]

@@Reprehensiblee Really? Can you please give more information?

[@Hulkdagger1]

Nevil Easterling no, he was charged with a felony. Which means never owning guns again. He had all of them seized. If weed becomes legal and everybody’s previous records are esponged than yes, but until then no

[@andreahighsides7756]

Hulkdagger1 felonies can be expunged in some states. It depends on your area

[@Reprehensiblee]

Hulkdagger1 weed doesn’t need to be legalized to have his record expunged. If it’s your first offense you can have it expunged, say you get caught with crack, if it’s ur first felony and first charge ever, then you do ur punishment, ie; probation and then 6 months after you complete that you can legally get it expunged from ur record forever. So ur telling me that they would need to legalize CrAcK first before you can get that off ur record? No. Same thing applies for weed.

[@fizalex6612]

And now it's completley legal yet he still can't own guns? Why haven't people been pardoned for their weed offenses?

[@beastsquad3227]

I live in Vermont and I was doing jail time at the St Johnsbury Work Camp we had a guy nickname bag of donuts and he escaped when he only had 30 days left and they caught him and added more time so there are dumb people that will try even with only a short time left you want somebody to come on to talk about jail stuff hit me up let me know I've got hundreds of stories I've been in and out of jail since I was 16 and I'm 33 now

[@beastsquad3227]

Did you know also the Kool-Aid they give inmates in jail right on the package in big black letters it says not for human consumption because the high concentration of saccharine in it

[@cahzinarx904]

Hard boiled eggs are most disgusting things ever. Smells like farts

[@colinwaite5810]

Still perfect 👌

[@xxtm126xx3]

he should upload on his channel again but since the whole reason he went to jail waz cuz his guns that he owned but he should do his own little bit of him telling story's

[@thekiwiclipper1113]

That’s not at all the reason why he went to jail. All his pieces are legal.

[@thekiwiclipper1113]

His friend that owned a gun shop (and all the guns) was mysteriously murdered. Feds watched over kyles house and they caught him ordering a half ounce of hash oil.

[@ludwigluhoway9031]

I guess no more videos on guns

[@Prnto44]

How great would it have been if Kyle just showed up mid sentence for a show, all beaten up and dirty as he just escaped prison