LA Noire Explained By A Moron

Press X to doubt.
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Sources:
Are you a calm and reasonable person footage from God Of War: Ragnarok
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Music:
"Gotta Catch Em All" - Pokémon main theme
Ending music is "Title Screen III" - Wii Sports Resort OST
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The game is L.A. Noire from Rockstar Games, released May 17, 2011.
#lanoire #gaming

[@stephenbyers6173]

"I like your ass." "You're lying Morgan!"

[@snakelady6708]

"This is America." "Let's change the subject." "This is Germany."

[@ToxicBastard]

@@snakelady6708 "NooooOOOOOOoooooo"

[@theonlyzanny]

Before the LA Noire memory wipe room takes me, I gotta ask if you have any socials mr Cyan Man? 😅 Wanted to run something by your Cyan eyes.

[@danielhorrocks9633]

I did NOT see that coming. Cyan and Zanny collab? Bet.

[@therealcyanman]

Haha thanks man! Kinda wild to hear from you 😂 but yeah! If you want you can email me at [e-mail]

[@Nargon46]

Zanny and Cyan Man working together? Let gooooo!

[@rafe1835]

Zanny and Cyan??? Peak KZbin coming soon

[@stonytrees8573]

Did this happen yet ?

[@JuanRodriguez-ce8vs]

Phelps is that friend that goes off the hinge at a moment's notice, and you end apologizing for crap you didn't do.

[@Fulgrim2]

Hard hitting police drama, I love it!

[@ramius5910]

Phelps has the ability to dehumanize people so much it's as if he is a walking DMV office

[@gingerayyle]

Narration: "Close your eyes while still watching the screen" 😭😭😭

[@metrowater2819]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@matthewsimmons2246]

With the close line maneuver, I thought that The Cyan Man had added some of those sound effects. Haven't played the game. But then, he replayed it. Like three times....This video was an amazing experience :]

[@therealcyanman]

It's a true ASMR adventure

[@elliepowder]

I really appreciate how much work you've been putting into your thumbnails recently, i'm looking forward to them almost as much as to the video itself :D

[@therealcyanman]

Haha thanks they've been fun to make :)

[@philippc.3818]

I think that I heard that the develepors changed the name of the doubt button, previously it was named accuse(I think), which makes a lot of sense when I played the game

[@dreadburnz3522]

Originally the options were “Coax, Force, and Accuse”. Although the terms seemed appropriate the developers said that the options caused confusion during playtesting, so they had to change it to something that was a little for helpful for players, thus they were then changed to “Truth, Doubt, and Lie”. In the remaster they were then changed to “Good Cop, Bad Cop, and Accuse”, because the options represent Cole’s expected behavior much better (unlike Doubt which resulted in some hilariously aggressive responses from Cole).

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

One of the most unique games I ever played, and for that it'll always have a special place in my heart. There's nothing quite like LA Noire.

[@marlo8850]

7:35 Germany noir

[@Noperare]

It is 1947, would it be considered "too soon" to make "gas chamber" jokes?

[@blakebringhurst8764]

The outro has got me cackling hahaha

[@EPICoutcast24]

“My Gangstas have been in California for over 300 years”

[@stevechiu7335]

Prior to 1966, the police didn't need to provide you with a lawyer if you asked for one while being interrogated :)

[@claytonno2571]

oh, oh no.

[@Mars--]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long while. You earned yourself a sub, light blue man!

[@randomxgen6167]

Truly a hero* gaming deserves.

[@alexburke1720]

2:12 "he met walter. Who became a real boy."

[@Florjb0rjTheFloorboard]

X to doubt

[@mkyasha]

All your jokes landed with this- love it lol.

[@jmagowan12]

Fear not Cyan man, I have already subscribed as hard as your man hit the ground after being side swiped!

[@scottovegtable]

I need another game like this. It was just golden.

[@telebeam6144]

Channeling your inner Dunkey at 1:36 hahaa

[@GrandMasterEdge777]

Waiting for DMC 3 video.

[@JohnSmith-oh9ux]

that guy slapped all humanity out of him lol

[@SpotTiger]

7:05 took me the fuck out! 🤣🤣🤣

[@PandaTubeGaming]

Where can i get this game? Also, I found Cyan Man a few months ago through his Metal Gear playthrough, which was amazing. I love these videos, and i cant wait to see the next one!

[@claytonno2571]

his channel is growing at a fine rate! tho... I wish to gate keep him as well.

[@chaoscommentary2179]

I still never got that confession i tried like 10 times

[@claytonno2571]

Irish man mad. must repent. must retry again.

[@robhow7175]

Absolute quality! 😂

[@Queess1]

Such a great video

[@gothicraven13]

dmc 3?

[@collegeisdabomb]

Great video!

[@sergiogonzalesYT]

Oh shht, here we go again...

[@TheSharpmarksman]

The most based game in existence

[@thatonefrankmain3370]

Alright I'll subscribe plz don't send cole after me😢

[@claytonno2571]

7:35

[@vivekvictordungdung8859]

2nd!

[@Lenneritis]

first

[@kingofhorror4489]

Same but not so same

[@DoesNotInhale]

and gay

[@kingofhorror4489]

@@DoesNotInhale ,💀💀💀

[@claytonno2571]

:D

[@-B-1]

@@kingofhorror4489wasn’t that funny

[@jmagowan12]

Playing this now, really good game if copperganda.

[@Supercohboy]

You think that now, but keep playing. Definitely not 'copperganda' iirc.

[@jmagowan12]

Aye I finished it not long ago, it shows how corrupt, anti-people, rascist and incompemtent the U.S.A police force is.@@Supercohboy