Teachers When Everyone Bombs the Exam

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Lando Kalriz

Күн бұрын

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@Justgetmein Ай бұрын

With those accurate throwing skills, that teacher should go to the supervillain open tryouts.

@Neptunenerg Ай бұрын

@@Justgetmein Hi, I’m bookshot, and I never miss.

@8flash100 Ай бұрын

@@Neptunenerg but......

@epicelias Ай бұрын

But it only works on failures

@8flash100 Ай бұрын

@@epicelias And i can only use books I cannot lift

@epicelias Ай бұрын

@@Justgetmein how do you throw a book without being able to lift it

@coppermanplushies Ай бұрын

“All of you belong in a horror movie because every decision you’ve made was incorrect” 😭😭😂

@Neptunenerg Ай бұрын

@@coppermanplushies what horror!

@passivelncome__ Ай бұрын

i can hear buddy

@Neptunenerg Ай бұрын

@@passivelncome__ What exactly does this accomplish for you to act so negatively toward him? Do you believe this would possibly help in a way?

@kelleyk28 Ай бұрын

Yeah, but somehow, some of those guys end up surviving BECAUSE they're stupid. Nice triple with those books. If you have 2 black eyes and a broken nose next video, you have no one to blame......but this class.

@mercedescamacho3167 Ай бұрын

Hows he so accurate

@akilelawless8460 Ай бұрын

"I would say that you're dumber than a box of rocks but that would be an insult to the rocks." DAMN!🤣

@jessegaither3775 Ай бұрын

Yeah, that’s pretty crazy

@neilgupta2951 Ай бұрын

Yeah technically a cpu can be considered a box of rocks. So like the main processor of yhings like chat gpt , which is really clever . Sooo not really an insultn

@dashfire3185 Ай бұрын

@@neilgupta2951 is this a joke?

@haelstrom101 Ай бұрын

At least the box of rocks could get 0 😂

@SapphireStahl Ай бұрын

@haelstrom101 I want to tell everyone about someone amazing. His name is Jesus. He loves us so much. First Corinthians 15:3-7 tells us that Jesus died on the cross for our sins, was buried, and on the third day rose from the dead. He did this so that we may be able to enter Heaven through him. All you have to do is put your faith and trust in him, accept him as Lord and savior, and follow him. “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only begotten son that whosever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life” God is so good. Jesus is coming very soon. There have been signs of him coming. “Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places.” Matthew 24. There are earthquakes, floods, wars, rumors of wars, evil, and wickedness happening right now. These are the signs. Jesus will come any day, you don’t want to be left behind. The tribulation will be like nothing you have ever seen before, and it’s not good. I am warning you, get saved before it’s too late.

@ZippySKYBOY Ай бұрын

"Your name is the only answer you got correct" 😂 that's wild

@nogenora6903 Ай бұрын

yea, the fact that he wrote it correctly

@BebeYoshi Ай бұрын

Nah man, one of my only 0 in highschool not only did I write my name incorrectly, I wrote the wrong subject in the cover, it still haunts me to this day

@X-raymania Ай бұрын

That shits crazy lmaoo

@SapphireStahl Ай бұрын

I want to tell everyone about someone amazing. His name is Jesus. He loves us so much. First Corinthians 15:3-7 tells us that Jesus died on the cross for our sins, was buried, and on the third day rose from the dead. He did this so that we may be able to enter Heaven through him. All you have to do is put your faith and trust in him, accept him as Lord and savior, and follow him. “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only begotten son that whosever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life” God is so good. Jesus is coming very soon. There have been signs of him coming. “Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places.” Matthew 24. There are earthquakes, floods, wars, rumors of wars, evil, and wickedness happening right now. These are the signs. Jesus will come any day, you don’t want to be left behind. The tribulation will be like nothing you have ever seen before, and it’s not good. I am warning you, get saved before it’s too late.

@SapphireStahl Ай бұрын

@@X-raymania I want to tell everyone about someone amazing. His name is Jesus. He loves us so much. First Corinthians 15:3-7 tells us that Jesus died on the cross for our sins, was buried, and on the third day rose from the dead. He did this so that we may be able to enter Heaven through him. All you have to do is put your faith and trust in him, accept him as Lord and savior, and follow him. “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only begotten son that whosever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life” God is so good. Jesus is coming very soon. There have been signs of him coming. “Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places.” Matthew 24. There are earthquakes, floods, wars, rumors of wars, evil, and wickedness happening right now. These are the signs. Jesus will come any day, you don’t want to be left behind. The tribulation will be like nothing you have ever seen before, and it’s not good. I am warning you, get saved before it’s too late.

@unstoppable3peat Ай бұрын

2:01 How is no one talking about how insane that book curveball was?

@Ryor97 Ай бұрын

clicking this timestamp over and over again makes you see the pure unfiltered pain to his face

@Adnan-f2n Ай бұрын

It does 😂@@Ryor97

@Advy31 Ай бұрын

He dropped out his seat the way he should drop out the class

@NighFox Ай бұрын

Fr😂😂😂

@SapphireStahl Ай бұрын

@@NighFox I want to tell everyone about someone amazing. His name is Jesus. He loves us so much. First Corinthians 15:3-7 tells us that Jesus died on the cross for our sins, was buried, and on the third day rose from the dead. He did this so that we may be able to enter Heaven through him. All you have to do is put your faith and trust in him, accept him as Lord and savior, and follow him. “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only begotten son that whosever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life” God is so good. Jesus is coming very soon. There have been signs of him coming. “Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places.” Matthew 24. There are earthquakes, floods, wars, rumors of wars, evil, and wickedness happening right now. These are the signs. Jesus will come any day, you don’t want to be left behind. The tribulation will be like nothing you have ever seen before, and it’s not good. I am warning you, get saved before it’s too late.

@chrisjackson1889 Ай бұрын

0:24 You know a comedian is dedicated to his craft when he manages to find a way to throw three separate books at himself in three different spots at the same time

@stargazzer9166 Ай бұрын

He’s secretly Batman

@charliedoherty7166 Ай бұрын

How is he so accurate?

@stargazzer9166 Ай бұрын

@@charliedoherty7166 because he is Batman

@memerboi7128 Ай бұрын

@stargazzer9166 special combo batarang moment

@SapphireStahl Ай бұрын

@SwiftyShawn Ай бұрын

I love that the class is so nonchalant about hearing these scores and insults

@landokalriz Ай бұрын

it wouldn't be the first time 💀

@BLET_55artem55 Ай бұрын

@@landokalrizthey're enjoying it at this point

@sirus0s Ай бұрын

Also they know he's right

@johnpaulabocad6941 Ай бұрын

They’re just chill guys

@SapphireStahl Ай бұрын

@A_tom27 Ай бұрын

“Here’s the curve” got me dying 😂

@galaxyrevolution9744 Ай бұрын

📕😬💥

@SapphireStahl Ай бұрын

@@galaxyrevolution9744 I want to tell everyone about someone amazing. His name is Jesus. He loves us so much. First Corinthians 15:3-7 tells us that Jesus died on the cross for our sins, was buried, and on the third day rose from the dead. He did this so that we may be able to enter Heaven through him. All you have to do is put your faith and trust in him, accept him as Lord and savior, and follow him. “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only begotten son that whosever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life” God is so good. Jesus is coming very soon. There have been signs of him coming. “Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places.” Matthew 24. There are earthquakes, floods, wars, rumors of wars, evil, and wickedness happening right now. These are the signs. Jesus will come any day, you don’t want to be left behind. The tribulation will be like nothing you have ever seen before, and it’s not good. I am warning you, get saved before it’s too late.

@TocoaPuffs Ай бұрын

"If this test was a ninja warrior competition, your plane crashed on it's way to the event" 10/10 insult, absolutely genius

@willf.85 Ай бұрын

Absolutely DIED hearing this 😂☠️☠️💀💀

@SapphireStahl Ай бұрын

@llamabolt6069 Ай бұрын

This man got someone to throw a book at him 7 times, just to make us laugh. Respect.

@Black.Templar_002 Ай бұрын

"my hope for you is more lost than the city of atlantis" is gonna enter my vocabulary

@amandapanda5087 Ай бұрын

Same

@X_754Leafeon Ай бұрын

That's insane bro

@MohammadAmin-wb6yp Ай бұрын

Same brother

@SapphireStahl Ай бұрын

@@amandapanda5087 I want to tell everyone about someone amazing. His name is Jesus. He loves us so much. First Corinthians 15:3-7 tells us that Jesus died on the cross for our sins, was buried, and on the third day rose from the dead. He did this so that we may be able to enter Heaven through him. All you have to do is put your faith and trust in him, accept him as Lord and savior, and follow him. “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only begotten son that whosever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life” God is so good. Jesus is coming very soon. There have been signs of him coming. “Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places.” Matthew 24. There are earthquakes, floods, wars, rumors of wars, evil, and wickedness happening right now. These are the signs. Jesus will come any day, you don’t want to be left behind. The tribulation will be like nothing you have ever seen before, and it’s not good. I am warning you, get saved before it’s too late.

@Draky102 Ай бұрын

I love this skit. The first time the professor through a book I fell of my seat laughing! Now the triple shot and the curved one 😂

@RacialRainbow Ай бұрын

Threw. 😅

@VENG-k1d Ай бұрын

@@RacialRainbow he can't correct it now or he'll lose the heart

@TheProGamerOffical1 Ай бұрын

“All of the combined brain power in here could turn on a lightbulb, in fact it actually has better chance to turn one off” 😭😭😭

@Undisclosed_person Ай бұрын

The triple book throw. 😂

@swaggerbuster109 Ай бұрын

Goddamnit I was LITERALLY about to type that

@Jaddo_San Ай бұрын

So he now has powers to multiply how many books he throws?

@Undisclosed_person Ай бұрын

@@swaggerbuster109 lol

@Undisclosed_person Ай бұрын

@@Jaddo_San he sure does

@MistahJay7 Ай бұрын

Bro shot that like Batman throwing the triple Batarang lmao

@nerored6235 Ай бұрын

In a pre-calc class, we had a sub for part of the semester. He gave a test on what he covered and everyone failed. I mean, on the ranking of a,b,c,d and f, everyone got an f. The school administration made him take his own test. He got an f. When our regular teacher came back the next week, she voided everything he taught and since it was the final week, averaged everyone on all their previous scores to cover the grade for that test.

@bestaround3323 Ай бұрын

If the whole class fails a test, then clearly, the teacher did something wrong.

@imugi-16 Ай бұрын

The fact he failed his own test is just a cherry on top

@blackhat1018 Ай бұрын

How…how did he fail his own test?

@nerored6235 Ай бұрын

@@blackhat1018 he didn't know what the hell he was teaching or didn't check himself when he was creating the test.

@jovansoh 27 күн бұрын

How's he a teacher 😂

@HelloIAmAnExist Ай бұрын

He's getting REALLY good at throwing those books. He did a triple shot and a curved hit without even batting an eye (well not his own eye at least)

@LanceCyr-s3i Ай бұрын

You forgot to say “in my 20 years of teaching you are the worst section i have ever seen”

@Blvssfvl Ай бұрын

0:14 dang, that’s brutal

@batpone Ай бұрын

I have had even worse reamings from teachers than this. Only thing missing from the videos is the yelling, and the pounding the table 😅😂

@alizethetallwoman Ай бұрын

" your score was lower than the temperature of my house... *in degrees celsius* " damn 🤣🤣

@aviad4878 Ай бұрын

1:33 Never thought that North Sentinel Island would make it to a Lando vid. I'm impressed.

@amandapanda5087 Ай бұрын

Me too

@FafnirShadowfang23 Ай бұрын

0:41student: Hah, sucks to be that guy It was at this moment that he knew he fucked up Student: hit by book

@Rhythm_Haruka46 Ай бұрын

"My hope for you is more lost than the city of Atlantic" OH MY GOD there is no coming back from that.

@liquidcashews 21 күн бұрын

it’s impressive how that’s the weakest insult in the video

@SERIOUSHANDz Ай бұрын

0:08 the book throw was personal 😂

@ahmadBlackGoku831 Ай бұрын

“THE CURVE” got me😭😂😂

@blank6023 Ай бұрын

When everyone in the class fails it says more about the teacher than the students

@magmos6346 Ай бұрын

You'd think that, but when one of them manages a NEGATIVE score...

@PhoenixHunter_ Ай бұрын

Very true If someone said that in this skit the teacher would nail them with a book lol

@BLET_55artem55 Ай бұрын

Not really

@A340XLR Ай бұрын

Someone somehow managed to get a negative score

@thecpmr6276 Ай бұрын

I generally agree, but also sometimes there are people who just don't give a fuck. And sometimes there's just a lot of them in one class. I have been fortunate to have never been in that class, but I am sure it's happened.

@chine1199 Ай бұрын

They would break the lightbulb😂😂.

@TheCommanderTaco Ай бұрын

I think the real plot twist would be if he gave Jake a negative score because he thought it was all gibberish. It turns out Jake actually got all the answers correct in Cuniform, or it turns out like an episode from Gintama ( 109) where he thinks it's random doodles and turns out to be another language lol.

@imtheloaf Ай бұрын

The roasts at the end were so good😭😭 Also the book throws got me rolling 😂😂

@TheGatorator Ай бұрын

Bro this whole video was gold 😂 every line was stupidly hilarious Also I was expecting a different type of curve on the last part 💀

@rkg7860 Ай бұрын

"Also, I was expecting a different type of curve in the last part." 💀🤨 DYAME

@RiseGameOnYT 17 күн бұрын

What curve

@Ttvspared Ай бұрын

“Huh sucks to be that guy” “Oh shit” 😂

@CheezeBerry96 Ай бұрын

THE TEACHER JUST THREW A BOOKS OF SHURIKEN 😭

@Trusk87 Ай бұрын

“ my hope for you is more lost than the city of Atlantis…” DAYUM!!!

@Ace_Winj Ай бұрын

Damn, books be flyin today

@MrMeep07 Ай бұрын

On a scale 1-10 how much does it hurt to throw books at yourself every 5 seconds?

@landokalriz Ай бұрын

Yes

@MrMeep07 Ай бұрын

@ ahhh the sacred and confusing answer Yes

@NormalGuy985 Ай бұрын

@@landokalrizso a 30

@eeveeboi7140 Ай бұрын

1:45 "In fact there's a better chance it'd turn one off"

@CreativeStoryteller35 Ай бұрын

Those books throws never fail to make me smile. 😂

@PorterPettigrew Ай бұрын

The way he turned into a batman with the text books🤣🤣💀💀

@ladyalicent705 Ай бұрын

You know, when one student bombs, it was probably that one student’s fault, but if the whole class fails? That sounds like the teacher’s problem.

@fitmotheyap 24 күн бұрын

Nah, we has a test where literally nobody studied cus everyone thought it was "easy" 4 people passed with flying colors everyone else failed

@ladyalicent705 24 күн бұрын

@@fitmotheyap That does happen sometimes, the chances of being in a room of thirty or forty complete morons are low, but never zero. However, what do you feel is more likely? That there are thirty or forty people who are _all_ morons, with not one smart individual? Or that the problem is only with a single person, and it’s the one standing up the front in front of the board?

@lpfan4491 16 күн бұрын

@fitmotheryap Nah, that happens rarely. But if literally everyone *with their point combined* does not pass? Either that class is beyond saving or the teacher is.

@abdulhaadi2994 Ай бұрын

You all should have been in a horror movie because you all got everything incorrect 😂😂

@theInaro Ай бұрын

I need a series where all your different characters meet each other 😂

@gamingturbo6674 Ай бұрын

0:24 accurate 😂

@casidy8194 Ай бұрын

“Triple kill!!!”

@Ironmetal015 Ай бұрын

Then there's the kid who showed up late, the only one to pass, 80s to 100 percent.

@johnathantague1246 Ай бұрын

The book throwing animations where great! Good job

@jimwormmaster Ай бұрын

Classic Lando with the books to the face. That's dedication. Also, the triple book throw was a great bit of editing.

@cydragon2.099 Ай бұрын

How is a teacher in a kit roasting the entire classes funnier than if it were real

@landokalriz Ай бұрын

lol cause in real life it was more terrifying than funny

@SleepyHead45567 Ай бұрын

@@landokalrizThe worst part is, they wouldnt be this direct

@Light_Zee Ай бұрын

That Curve bro 😂😂😂

@TheLuconic Ай бұрын

“How is he so accurate?” That’s been on my mind each time he throws one of those books.

@aprilbrandon3441 Ай бұрын

Throwing skills were crazy lol

@Su_tarman6-Bio Ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure their grades are worse in the class than the exam.

@username.unavailable69 Ай бұрын

0:25 bro enchanted his book with multishot

@memeemporer11 Ай бұрын

"Ow, jeez. Will there at least be a retake?" "Oh for sure, here ya go 💨📕"

@ToastyTentacle Ай бұрын

I'm not sure what it means that you're both Larry, Curly and Moe but I'm here for it

@HyperKing128 Ай бұрын

If only teachers were this honest

@coolertyp6024 Ай бұрын

What makes this video so much better is that he actually gets those books thrown in his face. He said that in his Q&A once XDD

@stargazzer9166 Ай бұрын

0:25 the teacher is Batman

@Vincent_Beers 22 күн бұрын

This is what it feels like to teach gen alpha when they turn in a test and wrote "skibidi sigma" for all the answers.

@pumpkinroblox Ай бұрын

"if i added up all the test scores on the exam you all would still f*#%ing fail" i was laughing super hard at this

@tungstwn1241 Ай бұрын

I had a teacher in college whose policy was "If more than half the class missed a test question, I probably didn't teach it well enough, so I'll strike it from the test."

@VinV-e1x Ай бұрын

Imagine the test they gave out was a college exam 😂😂

@ChiliTurtle728 Ай бұрын

2:00 Curveball? More like CURVEBOOK

@MStoriesKJKK-pb6gc Ай бұрын

Your school vids are the best ones, I swear! 🤣🤣

@WildFireGaming7 Ай бұрын

I was not ready for the all the verbal MK finishers like holy crap

@sobhansabbagh6171 Ай бұрын

We had a statics exam , and only 5 people got above 50% to pass, like literally from a 64 person class, I showed all of the scores to another professor, and he told me "how do you guys get a single digit grade from 120"

@colejosephalexanderkashay683 Ай бұрын

I have a friend who got a 64 on a gen chem final; she was the high score for her large lecture, and was quite unhappy about the situation

@MistahJay7 Ай бұрын

Lando unlocked a new ability The Triple Bookarang

@Zykim5555 28 күн бұрын

Bro's is brutal in every way possible 😂😭

@dylanroach5465 Ай бұрын

Wow. His book throwing skills are so accurate, he should be an off brand avenger or something

@Zanryuuga Ай бұрын

How IS he so accurate with the book throws?

@TpoapAnimatesYT Ай бұрын

My math teacher:

@laylaharuki2787 29 күн бұрын

"how is he so accurate" got me cracked up ngl

@PassportPowell Ай бұрын

Yeah here's your curve 😂

@Ked7 Ай бұрын

My last physics test had 1 person pass(with an 85). There was a 50 point curve. One guy’s written response was about the American political system.

@chriscastagnetta 29 күн бұрын

“Here’s your curve” 😂

@TotoDG Ай бұрын

0:27. “How is he so accurate?” - Me reacting to this sketch.

@deaddead2783 27 күн бұрын

Adding all the scores together and still failing is crazy😂

@115Bringer-12 Ай бұрын

that was DEGRADING 😭

@musicnightmare Күн бұрын

"My hope for you is more lost then the city of Atlantis." GOD DAMN! That hit hard like why'd you gotta do them like that!? XD

@NaudVanDalen Ай бұрын

That roast is orders of magnitude better than all their test scores combined.

@xanderlastname3281 Ай бұрын

I had one class where tve prof straight up lowered the midterm to 5% of the final grade because everyone sucked so hard I for one got a 60 so im in no place to speak

@spookyghostwriter3110 Ай бұрын

Twice in my life, I had been one of three people to pass a test. One time it was a badly made exam (I had spent 72/75 minutes frantically writing) and most the class didn’t finish. The other time somehow everyone failed a MC test with the three of us who passed feeling very puzzled at how incompetent everyone else was.

@pamillo9285 Ай бұрын

The book throwing is the most accurate part of this video

@pixelverse48 Ай бұрын

He’s just straight up saying death threats lol😂

@wine_man. Ай бұрын

bro the amount of book throws in this video is wild

@il798liNew 19 күн бұрын

pure gold mine, as always. keep it up lando 🤣

@superyoshiparker8979 Ай бұрын

A negative test score, ah yes that’s super dumb.

@ShadyTreeGames Ай бұрын

Triple throw!!😂😂😂

@christopherjones8149 Ай бұрын

Bro got aimbot with the books 🤣🤣🤣

@steffmart8475 Ай бұрын

Actually, since the 2nd one only has his name right and his test score is the temperature of the teachers home in Celsius, you could assume, that only the name gives about 20 'score'. If we assume, that this means 20 percent, we can figure out, that only 2 students got their name correct. (Not including negative points)

@yoelgabet 21 күн бұрын

Nobody talking abt how he had to get a book thrown at him for like 6 times for one video

@deviant6661 Ай бұрын

My man throws those books like Steven He throws those slippers!😂😂

@illegalalien6542 Ай бұрын

Narrator: The teacher would retire soon after the intense trauma inflicted on him and forge a new path in both his professional and personal life. He would attempt to become... AN AFFENDER!! (Dramatic background music).

@YouraverageFPSplayer Ай бұрын

The Atlantis one was personal 💀💀💀

@YouraverageFPSplayer Ай бұрын

Yo thanks for the heart lando, love your content

@DatOneAPXGuy Ай бұрын

This dude got a triple kill at the start. This guy should be in the army

@shibabozo 27 күн бұрын

the fucking book throws and the censoring is insane 😭

@detumaki 21 күн бұрын

I had a teacher go on a rant like this once, but at the end he made a statement along the lines of "the reason any of you are passing is because i cant think of anything worse than seeing you back here next year"

@chrisjohnson3253 Ай бұрын

lol the accurecy reminds me of my mum and gradma who would tell me just how very accurate a teacher was with a black board rubber they told me the teacher would hear someone messing about speaking when they wernt allowed for example whilst writing on the board spin round not even take aim and launch the rubber at exactly the right person so fast they couldnt even duck and they never missed ever

@thevarietykid686 9 күн бұрын

Honestly the teacher throwing books at people reminds me of when 2 of my teachers in 7th grade threw markers at us.

@AliAli-qz1kb 25 күн бұрын

I'm not even joking in my school we all performed so badly on the social studies exam that the principal gave us the results and only 3 students passed while the other 20 failed💀