Language Slander 5

[@ΑλεξανδροςΓκολεμης-λ6ω]

As a Greek I can confirm "Malaka" has officially replaced "hi"

[@skinnypotato4452]

hello komşu

[@amulya_asmi]

Χαχαχαχ

[@NetBattler]

As a Malaysian this is true

[@puzzle_girl47]

Hi neighbor

[@omenapiiras]

What does it mean

[@colmis7770]

*As a person who sometimes speaks the Amogus language, I had a fair share of problems with learning this language*

[@truegamer2664]

yeah but why did you comment it

[@truegamer2664]

@meowth-marcusyou mean the ancient egyptian?

[@no-st8rx]

YO 😭 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmimhYVon7ednZo

[@silverstarredanimations]

@@truegamer2664 Uh no

[@laizerss]

ସାଉଥସିୟା ଯୁବକ ଗୋରବାଚେଭା ବୀଜ ଶରୀର ହେଉଛି ବ୍ରିଟିଶମାନେ ମାଙ୍କଡ ତେଣୁ ଆପଣ ଜାଣନ୍ତି ମୁଁ କହୁଛି ଯେ ମୁଁ ବ୍ରିଟିଶମାନଙ୍କୁ ଯିବାକୁ the true amogus language

[@aecjewbb]

as a russian i confirm our cursive can make people mad. even russians themselves are struggling to read it

[@Another_Fish9]

пытаешься понять почерк доктора:

[@odkdleox828]

Пытаюсь понять, что я написал в 5 классе:

[@Unemunem]

*_шиншилла_*

[@drawnwithlove3499]

To be fair, anyone from anywhere would struggle to read cursive of their own language.

[@sophiatalksmusic3588]

Writing Russian cursive isn’t too bad. Reading Russian cursive, however, is a whole different level.

[@xkdjdnskdnscndjdj984]

The first one is so true. In India there are multiple languages spoken by people regionally, so we do have a vast diversity in literature and vocabulary as a whole. In Malayalam language, we have a swear which is pronounced as 'poorandimyra' which is roughly translated to "vagina hair lookin ass". Another one like 'myrandimone' is translated to "son of a dick hair".

[@injalu]

Thanks for teaching me that,let me bleach my eyes

[@no-st8rx]

YO 😭 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmimhYVon7ednZo

[@yoshikage9133]

@@injalu 🤣

[@Rehaaaaaaan]

First one is gold

[@smita568]

Oh my😂😂😂

[@mochi9393]

I'm officially addicted to this series

[@bmk48]

Same here brooo

[@puzzle_girl47]

Same

[@Live_Laugh_Loathe]

Unrelated but I love the akutagawa pfp

[@mochi9393]

@@Live_Laugh_Loathe I see you're a cultured fellow, and thankss

[@no-st8rx]

YO 😭 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmimhYVon7ednZo

[@Utars]

Russians explaining the difference between "п" and "л"

[@puzzle_girl47]

One is P and the other is L. I'm not even Russian but I know that

[@Mesruksi]

I would really like to know what the difference between ш and щ is because even though I studied Russian for a bit I never understood that

[@kceresmatias]

@@puzzle_girl47 🤓

[@andreabea8829]

@@Mesruksi Ш is just "sh" and щ is like a more softened version of the first letter with a little bit of ч sound (that's what tells you google, but I think, it's better for you to just make a "шь" sound) Just imagine, that every щ letter is a "ш" with a "ь" For example, in the word Хищный (predatory) you pronounce this щ like "шь" It's pretty complicated to explain, because I've never thought about it

[@kohikappu]

Yes, none of them are n.

[@johnnyc6390]

As a Malaysian, I can confirm people writing down the numbers of the plates whenever the numbers are believed to be lucky numbers.

[@gtbest5417]

And if it belongs to a Myvi owner, the chances increase to 99 percent

[@johnnyc6390]

@@gtbest5417 Can't deny it because Myvi is the god itself.

[@no-st8rx]

YO 😭 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmimhYVon7ednZo

[@insanlutfi]

It also happens in Indonesia lol. What the heck is wrong with our people 😂😂

[@desmodius205]

@@gtbest5417 lmao can confirm Myvi drivers are the gigachads of the roads

[@ReDoX_OP_904]

As an Indian I confirm that we are HIGHLY CREATIVE in terms of creating insults.

[@no-st8rx]

YO 😭 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmimhYVon7ednZo

[@georgeman1000e]

As a greek, Malaka must become our national word.

[@joenuts935]

Όντος ρε ‘συ

[@no-st8rx]

YO 😭 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmimhYVon7ednZo

[@wHale_Emmaa]

In Spanish, deny can be translated as “rechazar, denegar, negar, privar, impugnar, refutar, obstaculizar, imponerse, oponerse, evitar, eludir, soslayar, rehuir…” And a LOT more of synonyms. And some people REALLY do speak faster than light. I can tell this cause I'm Hispanic

[@crypticlol]

He was talking about the mostly common used word for "deny" Negar And evitar means to avoid, oponerse to object, eludir to bypass, privar to privatize and so goes on

[@mirkohoble]

Chilean is a curse and a blessing.

[@dannyynnad-u4p]

The Malaysian one is so fitting it hurts. Singapore and Malaysia has the same morbid quirk, we like buying lottery of car plates, particularly those that had been in accidents. Something about the balance of luck or some bullshit. The death note clip is kinda like an exaggeration- like we are so fast at writing them down that we are basically writing before the accident happens. At that point it almost looks like death-noting the car into an accident.

[@kohikappu]

Lmao. I guess there are so many Kira wannabes in Malaysia and Singapore, lol.

[@zaril448]

Indonesian parents trying to not speak their local language (impossible)

[@jaddarohade]

True

[@deryaisinsane]

irish teachers when you say we're never gonna use irish outside of school

[@deryaisinsane]

@@no-st8rx ok

[@Robertq026]

Omg this is too accurate 😭

[@playerwan73]

Hispanic people almost not understanding between each other even though they all speak spanish (mostly Chileans)

[@hannibalbarca1147]

As a Hispanic, I can confirm that saying deny in Spanish has caused an angry mob to chase me

[@crypticlol]

As a Portuguese speaker, me too 💀💀💀

[@Aesoup11]

ayuda no entendi

[@crypticlol]

@@Aesoup11 negar

[@Aesoup11]

@@crypticlol oh *OH.*

[@Weird_multifandom_Val]

OHHHHH I THOUGHT ABOUT "recusar" AND I WAS SO CONFUSED LMAO

[@gtbest5417]

Malaysia would be proud that Greek always talking about Malaka on daily basis :D

[@juliotheepic]

As a Spanish person, I can confirm that this is our slowest Spanish speaker 👍

[@asherstar]

im currently learning spanish and every time i try to decipher someone speaking spanish i cant cuz they speak so fast 😭😭

[@osvaldodejesusdiazgranados4886]

Nah, you just listen very slowly. Just kidding btw XD

[@nazbmn242]

How do spanish people even communicate to each other when they speak 1.5x faster than english speakers

[@arandomteto]

@@nazbmn242 it's like when you're talking to somebody but have slightly bad hearing, sometimes you can figure out what they're saying while other times you have to ask them to repeat it five times.

[@Miredrinkstea]

@@arandomteto I am born spanish, and this is 200% accurate. I'm used to ask for repeat when people speak to me.

[@-_Marcos_-]

@@nazbmn242 because spanish's pronunciation is 1,5 times easier than englishs

[@jennifertrandafir]

Gringos trying to explain why "Latinx" is a real word that people must say.

[@crypticlol]

Pls don't remember of this shit 💀💀💀

[@Koseuu]

As a Polish native speaker I can confirm, not saying "kurwa" for more than 5 seconds is dangerous for our lifes and it can cause terrible deceases like paralisys or even death.

[@kristelxoxo]

Italians making their own language by using hands to communicate

[@felixh16yt]

People: how many language in your country has? Me, an Indonesian: *yes*

[@Kikuto666]

As a Russian I really don't understand why everyone says that Russian cursive is so difficult :')

[@insey379]

Согласен

[@lilmish6809]

Sindhi speakers trying to explain difference between R, Rd, Rt, D, Dr, Thrr, Trr and Dthr sounds to Non-Sindhi speakers who think all sound the same like R 🤣🤣🤣

[@vandark3248]

As a ruski kid i shall declare writing EVERYTHING in cursive for 7 hours a day is agonizing

[@PyromaN93]

It's easier, than write same amount of words in printed script.

[@-Raylight]

Indonesians must be master at languages to be able to learn 800+ language xD *"What language do you speak?"* Indonesian : *"Yes."* Wait, only Malaysians using crash accident plate for lottery?? 🤣 What a cool Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso outro!!

[@notlithycal]

As an Indonesian, I can't even speak or barely speak Javanese nor Sudanese even if I am originally from West Java

[@farhi411]

@@notlithycal Indonesian parents trying not to insult me for not being able to speak Javanese (impossible)

[@fennecmp-9306]

Only Malaysian local Chinese uses car crash victims' license plate as lottery number, not the Malays. Cuz they're Muslim ( Gambling is haram btw)

[@dani89aditya]

@@farhi411 your parents are right, you should feel ashamed, wong jowo ilang jawane ✊😞

[@kohikappu]

@@farhi411 Wait until you see a random Surabayan swearing as normal as Greek saying "malaka."

[@andreimircea2254]

0:27 As a Romanian, I can confirm that a word by word translation of the phrase “When you do things in” has a really weird connotation. (It sounds suggestive in a sexual way, or in a doing generally shady things way)

[@galaxy-ogrande6338]

As a Brazilian, I come to declare that we are not racist for laughing using "kkk"

[@crypticlol]

Sim, você é Você também é racista se você falar negro e negar, obviamente

[@shaybanshaikh98]

As an indian i can confirm that the swear words are just insane like combing 3 curse words and making 100+ swear words

[@geventv6548]

I was in Greece last year and I can confirm that Malaka is an inside joke with the other Greeks there

[@thetaylorverse]

Non - Japanese speakers trying to say “cute” instead of “Kawaii” for 5 seconds:

[@0xyr0]

Afaik jäääär (ice edge, edge of the ice) is the only word in Estonian that has 4 of the same letter, however we also have kukkki (rooster too/also) and kokkki (chef too/also).

[@crypticlol]

hehe koki

[@user-kz6yu1bl6f]

0:37 As a guy that lives on Sri Lanka. This is truly true. I wish it will end :(

[@Danganronpa_edits]

0:30 as someone who speaks Romanian, I was speaking to a friend in Romanian and I said “do” and someone overheard us and just stared at me- That was a disaster...

[@jennifertrandafir]

Ce să fuck, n-am ce să fuck! 😂

[@tomnarr]

at least it makes it really easy to cover up swear words when fuck becomes part of your vocabulary. same with shit vs şi

[@silverstarredanimations]

As a Sri Lanka who speaks Tamil I can confirm I go batshit when someone calls Sinhala amogus language

[@Iwuvu_]

I'm an Indian and this is very accurate plus i sang the lyrics loudly ,also u made me cry at the outro bcs the anime was very depressing before watching the anime i thought that it's just a random anime...but no

[@rxq1378]

"indonesian language is 1 of the easiet language in the world" wait till u learn indonesian tribal language

[@kohikappu]

Javanese, Sundanese, and Betawinese?

[@Rohit-wq5yq]

As an Indian I can confirm that people fight for tamil v sanskrit

[@jeevi23]

Only tamils do other people don't really care for tamil.

[@Rohit-wq5yq]

@@jeevi23 that's exactly why tamils fight! Every indian should uphold and respect Sanskrit while none does that to Tamil, your comments now exactly proves why tamils fight

[@krio1267]

0:32 as a malay, i can comfirm this is how we write liscence plates

[@animejuggernaut2553]

As an Indian, i can confirm the first one! We have more regional languages than I care to count and for some reason, the swearing can get pretty......colourful for a lack of a better word in almost all of them XD

[@justdery17]

As a chilean i can confirm i usually talk with triple temp

[@Speed_Zamaa]

Hablar en chileno rompe la barrera del tiempo y del espacio, es científico

[@crypticlol]

As a Portuguese speaker, speaking Spanish that fast is so hard that it sounds I am speaking Scottish English 😭😭😭😭😭

[@HMK.]

Bro ylia had me feeling different fr fr 😭

[@oolooo]

0:16 Chad Hispanics can communicate with each other at superhuman speeds .When we finally stop fighting against each other , no one will be able to pick up our communications .

[@Misto892]

The romanian part is accurate af

[@Misto892]

So basically i will do it in romanian is fac eu and fac is readed like the word fuck, so yeah XD

[@nofluid]

Damn dude. Can't believe you reminded me of the sadness that is post your lie in april

[@He1senberg007]

As a mexican i can confirm the one about the slowest Spanish speaker

[@ODST-D-017]

As a living being that lives in this universe, I can confirm this video

[@kinjoko]

toki pona speakers when you tell them it's not worth learning

[@Lawdasur_Reflex]

0:05 yes yes yes more indian memes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 we need a full series of language slander

[@bnfima]

i'm invested in this language slander series 🏃‍♂️

[@justagreekdude6051]

As a Greek, I can confirm that trying to not say malaka is as hard as trying to not pay my debt.

[@crypticlol]

Malaka is a pretty cool word tho It's versatile and it's cool to pronounce

[@justagreekdude6051]

@@crypticlollmao you get it

[@belowplays230]

Spanish roblox players when someone says "YO TENGO" infront of them: (The "YO TENGO" thing is a meme started by Albertsstuff or Flamingo a roblox youtuber)

[@pvajitkumar1]

we def *did not* ask for the ending 😭😭

[@mikulramesh7006]

As a tamilian i can confirm that we argue with people speaking Sanskrit which language came first

[@jeevi23]

Only tamils do other people don't really care for tamil.

[@NiennaFan1]

Papua New Guinea has the most languages in the world - 837 - and it’s way smaller than Indonesia! A lot of them are language isolates, too!

[@Ayr1n_0]

I love that everyone just flexes their native languages in the comments

[@joonsinvisiblesexybraintha3788]

When India has 22 seperate languages in that 122 languages and 270 mother tongues with 1599 other languages 💀

[@extremeboss5282]

Well, India has 454 languages not 1600. Don't trust idiots

[@chunnilal2111]

I am surprised that people even know about Sanskrit😭 Hindi originated from Sanskrit and it is a beautiful language but sadly very few people use it, excluding me.

[@rutoyou7604]

As a sri lankan, i can understand this very much. The alphabet has like 3 symbols that look like the among us. Lots of people have also said this to me...

[@2256-Infiniteintelligence]

1 hour ago 32 comments and I couldn't find any Tamilian comment saying that Tamil is older than Sanskrit

[@fromearth3286]

There is, it is inside of one of the top comment..

[@-nova-6939]

Oh god the cursive no-o-o-o-o that's too much... Made me paranoic too many times at the amount of cursives in the word and if i forgot a letter in there.. (a ukrainian from the east where most speak russian..to be fair, ukrainian is similar in that regard..i mean cursive)

[@andreabea8829]

Ну типо

[@Lawdasur_Reflex]

एक भारतीय के रूप में जो ये मेमे देख रहा है यहा से मैं बहुत कुछ सीख वह सीखा सकता हु और ये मेमे बात हंसाने वाली चीज है

[@kaustuv5682]

"मीम" होता है "मेमे" नहीं।

[@kras6642]

आपकी बात से मै सहमत हूँ ।

[@sonetagu1337]

0:33 man no wonder Light went insane

[@fishndive7227]

As an Estonian, I can confirm "Jäääär" is a word in our language. It means "ice edge".

[@Alya-hq2lu]

ö in swedish: island

[@crypticlol]

And how it is pronounced?

[@Anonymous-nd9cp]

Your lie in April You brought tears back brother

[@analennyja]

The Breaking Bad clip could be used for Slovenes creating dual (verb form for two people). We are one rare language that still uses it. It could also go with other clips.

[@adrinoso]

honestly, only the Chileans speak fast, and the half part of the Spanish speakers don't understand I'm. but yes we speak very fast

[@beamboy07]

These are the best language slanders u deserve more than 7k sub so i subscribed

[@notwhosaid5065]

fire outro ngl keep it up

[@tealfragment]

As a Romanian person,thats true,buts its worse when you say “up” or “what”💀

[@CrocoDylianVT]

0:17 it gets worse when Chilean Spanish, we speak at the speed of light

[@kohikappu]

No, not my country being slandered wtf. Those 700+ languages are local though.

[@waffles6132]

Arabic starters learning it got 4 more letters than the English. Western thinking arabic and indian are thr the same.

[@layon_costa]

0:10 Portuguese: Cheers I'll drink to that bro

[@Icantdothisanymoreplskillme]

0:54 *immediately* IT'S KIJUGO!!!

[@uthumbandara1406]

As a Sri Lankan i can gurantee that is true

[@dcdjfluffy182]

i dont know if this has been done yet but... cantonese people trying to get others to say corn in cantonese.

[@Nordlys_16]

When you ask "how" in Romanian.

[@0AThijs]

0:45 Dutch people trying not to say kanker for 0.00001 seconds

[@irian3x3]

as a spanish person i can tell you that i almost forgot what deny in spanish was.

[@AEsano]

you can do "Turks Trying to not to say LAN"

[@Miredrinkstea]

I think the spanish one about "deny" (in spanish is "negar") it's more accurate in catalan, a language I speak too (in Catalonia, Spain). In catalan, depends on the dialect but i'ts common to not pronunce the "r" in those verbs like "negar" (it's written same as spanish) that end with this letter (sleep-dormir is pronounced "dormí"). So in catalan, when you say "deny", it sound like "negá", and the third person of the singular in "negar" it's pronunced exactly as the n-word. Wish you understand my point, I'm not that good in english.

[@crypticlol]

Bro, despite some basic writing spellings, there's no problem with your text. I could understand everything lmao. But I think this kind of situation happens in Brazilian Portuguese too, since the r in end of words aren't pronounced and the vowel is shaped to an acute sound(except for e and o) The only thing that saves it for being the n word is the e sound of negar, which is not soft

[@Miredrinkstea]

@@crypticlol That's actually so interesting! It amazes me how there are these similarities between both languages, so cool

[@crypticlol]

@@Miredrinkstea Indeed bro No wonder why many people think portuguese and spanish are the same lol También estoy aprendiendo español y me gusta mucho el idioma, pero tengo problemas con certas conjugaciones verbales como del verbo "oír" e la pronunciación de la erre(rr) Pero mismo así, creo que español es un idioma muy bonito y bueno de hablar.

[@frinksevsboyy]

Russians when you think "Е" makes an "eh" sound

[@almapiim2465]

''Twelve months'' in Estonian ;)

[@jaddarohade]

As an Indonesian i can confirm that i only use 3 languages main one,english, and my local language.

[@michael_verde]

Bulgarians and Macedonians arguing is Macedonian a language: (video like in 0:22)

[@NiennaFan1]

Also Serbs, Montenegrins, Bosnians and Croats arguing their languages are separate

[@6mercredi9]

As a Romanian it took me 2 milliseconds to realize the joke

[@PROOB-xq2rq]

I always see ykur videos on my Desktop, so that I can quickly know the meme with google translate.

[@JohanBautista-fm9xy]

Filipinos trying not to say "eh" in every sentences(impossible)

[@TomationuJaDark1x]

Ahhhh yes, jäääär. We also have kuuuurija and töööö. And you can put them together in a sentence "Kuuuurija töööö jäääärel". English speakers, i challenge you to pronounce this correctly.

[@milkteaaa3540]

When you say the past tense of you put in Spanish:

[@ItsDaniToo]

As an Malaysian, yup we write a random cars plate for lottery

[@MITSU4662]

French speakers explaining the differences between "in" "im" "un" "ain" "ein" and "1"

[@yigitafsar1611]

Finally added an outro

[@v.vampii]

As an hispanic, I can confirm that we talk in 2x and that the person in the video was our slowest speaker.

[@TheSGod]

ayy my idea was added

[@Aysha452]

why tf i named my bird malakah, its sounds like malaka for sr

[@b7yr]

As an Indonesian I can confirm I can speak most of the languages, but not the Papua ones

[@dominikclarke6545]

Saying the onomatopoeia for 'quack' in Polish:

[@danielmayonaka8818]

0:17 Correction: Slowest Peruvian/Chilean speaker