Las Vegas Is the Worst Place on Earth - John Oliver

John Oliver learns something about himself (and Mike Tyson) in Las Vegas, and recounts the best thing that’s ever happened to him on the New York City subway.
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[@sonofbelz]

I sometimes forget this man has legs.

[@pooyanmanoochehry2629]

🤣🤣🤣

[@internationalrtg5602]

John looks like a deformed Louis Theroux

[@internationalrtg5602]

Rachel As She Paints no

[@bobkenneth1236]

They are little ones

[@theflowerhead]

😂

[@elithedabber875]

*hears a woo for colorado* "you cannot possibly mean that" what a way to start😂

[@elithedabber875]

@Raoul Fleckman -no one likes colorado-

[@elithedabber875]

@Raoul Fleckman youre kidding by pretending to not realize thats the joke... right?

[@jakehix8132]

@Raoul Fleckman This standup is from a decade that no one should have liked Colorado during. Over the last decade, we've went from decades of rural majority to a current Democratic trifecta--now, people love Colorado, as they should.

[@turquoisesnowflake4613]

My state seeps into it

[@shovel264]

Raoul Fleckman we were purple in 2012 but in the last few years we have turned pretty solidly blue. I live in Boulder which is an incredibly liberal place (and its amazing) so I have more experience with the liberal side of Colorado so I do have some bias.

[@horsegirlb7120]

This is how we all _thought_ Neville Longbottom was going to look as an adult.

[@JasperJanssen]

So... before it turned out that he looks like “well, I’m not gay, buuuut”...

[@prisonmike4971]

The most accurate comment on youtube.

[@desi1790]

😆

[@NotThatGuy_YepThatGuy]

Fair.

[@ingriddubbel8468]

Instead of hot?

[@vanikestewart8578]

John Oliver's adult son is a really good comedian.

[@jamesslick9879]

Excellent.

[@blackdogslivesmatter1568]

Thats strange because both his children are under five years old. He doesnt have an adult son

[@blackdogslivesmatter1568]

@@jamesslick9879 moron.

[@shl6367]

I Have a Pony ur dumb

[@flaskhjertako]

@@blackdogslivesmatter1568 WELL WELL WELL, Looks like we've just caught us- A DOUCHEBAG

[@sadsickman1116]

He looks like the guy from HBO who tells sad facts.

[@royortega3721]

This is his hippie twin

[@pixiebells]

You don't say......

[@Cannibal713]

Except this one has bangs

[@coopersherman207]

sadsickman111 he IS that guy.

[@TheRisingFury]

@@coopersherman207 whoosh

[@veloc1tyTV]

Haha he's funny. He should have his own TV show where he reports really sad things in a funny way.

[@queenofeverything1313]

Have u not seen his late show?

[@ilovecody7514]

@@queenofeverything1313 It is saracasm.

[@queenofeverything1313]

@Arafat Khan shush

[@mrterrific2323]

He already has one.LAST WEEK TONIGHT

[@veloc1tyTV]

@@mrterrific2323 The joke is so obvious. Yet people don't get it.

[@carelessrex]

He's a masterful story teller. It's inspiring.

[@xristootsirx4332]

its funny because you can tell he hadn't been in nyc that long when this transpired. after enough time, your senses are so dulled because you've realized that you have to adjust the bar on everything youve previously considered to be peculiar or shocking, so you just don't notice the details like this^^. But yes, he put a bow on it, for certain.

[@ivonedefigueiredo9301]

Teddygalbis He was correct. Trump is not a president.

[@ivonedefigueiredo9301]

Teddygalbis I couldn’t care less, Trumptard. Another 5 years or more still won’t make DonaldBlimp a president. In any case, it’s you that must live with him, and put up with his lack of intelligence. No skin off my nose if his supporters are too dumb to understand and live with nuance. They voted for him, so they deserve what they get. I’d rather continue enjoying life in my shithole country, laughing at his dumbfuckery, and what a laughing stock he makes the USA. It certainly had been a long time coming, and I’m glad the arrogance and foolishness is now impossible to hide to those that were suckered in by US propaganda. Seems safer, and certainly healthier here, than US citizens have it, but again, you get what you vote for.

[@sinjai6188]

Someone should pay him to do that on TV.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

this comment is precisely true!!

[@vintagedoctor7128]

This guy is good. He should be a small character in a show about a community college.

[@churchA.I]

Sounds good, how bout afterwards he does a late night show?

[@cityhawk]

@@churchA.I Who’s going to know that? 😝

[@baoquoc3710]

@@cityhawk and it could be aired in the tonight time, which is going to be spot on!

[@walli7754]

Six seasons and a movie

[@dragonnes]

1:09 "I'm actually the least racist man here"... Why does this phrase sound so familiar ... oh right...

[@DylanValenti]

damnnn i didn't even realize that

[@chuxmecha6513]

@@DylanValenti Can you explain to me what this guy is saying? Is he talking about the youtuber Fitz or something?

[@DylanValenti]

@@chuxmecha6513 hahaha Donald Trump famously said “I’m the least racist man in this room” during a debate with Joe Biden. (But he definitely is veryyyy racist so that’s why the phrase is funny)

[@peterwagner958]

@Shayne Madhlangobe wroosh?

[@terracat3728]

@Shayne Madhlangobe okay but what is the joke though i genuinely didnt get it

[@JKennedy442]

This guys standup is great. I saw him in Albany, NY about 7-8 years back. He actually spent the first 30 minutes just ranting about how weird the venue was then went into his normal set. I was expecting him to be funny but he was really really funny. Was glad he ended up with his own show shortly after that he deserves it.

[@ajs.7363]

I saw that same show! I would love to know if he actually went to see Nipper after the show like he said he was going to.

[@streetfood7568]

This guy looks like Daniel Radcliffe at first glance, but at second glance, he could not look less like him.

[@afrog2666]

Second glance he looks like OLD Radcliffe

[@maddy5972]

His da

[@kerrychristensen7204]

Oh, god! Now I can't understand that. It's either old epilogue Harry or Cursed Child Harry

[@loversandlosers]

😂😂😂

[@princessaria]

Street Food I thought that with the bangs and nose he almost looks a bit like a less attractive David Tennant. He definitely looks better in the more modern Last Week Tonight era. Better haircut and much better clothes.

[@shivamjaiswal439]

It would be great if the date of the stand-ups were mentioned when posting these clips!

[@loganwitte3477]

@notes from The Beyond its not just about that, what if I wanna check out this full segment and now I have no idea what show it's from?

[@fatmn]

@@loganwitte3477 I happen to know it's from the first season of John Oliver's New York Stand Up Show, roundabout 2011-ish? I get the point tho, not gonna be be some know-it-all like me in every comment thread 🤣🤣🤣

[@ErykaSoleil]

notes from The Beyond : I can't speak for the OP, but I don't think that's what they meant. Knowing the time frame in which something was performed can add context that might be missing otherwise. It's also helpful to know the original date for purposes of finding the entire show.

[@tomaskalinka5679]

Wait I thought this is new clip...why would they upload something with such a delay ?

[@SEAsiaTraveler]

very old hair, for sure.

[@modernotaku1764]

“Next time there’s a riot, don’t fire tear gas at people just release Mike Tyson” ... thanks John... wish the cops were following this advice now....

[@andriana5311]

Big oooooof That didn't age well did it

[@maddixdasilva64]

Andriana Holubka this was made yesterday

[@andriana5311]

@@maddixdasilva64I am talking about the video lol, look at the date

[@collinamazing6348]

Modern Otaku dude I just commented the same thing 😂

[@itzelramirez4801]

If you don’t mind me asking what’s your glasses pose pfp from? :)

[@crowridley8245]

You could dub John Oliver’s dialogue on how he pretended to gamble on an actual gambling documentary and the tone alone would convince me it’s the actual dub

[@bv-swifty7704]

Mike Tyson: The hero we need in today's crisis.

[@ClemensAlive]

He aged for good...

[@alexbarton6003]

It's the hair

[@MsSoumya95]

Couldnt agree more

[@frottori]

i love his hair honeslty, looks cute

[@TheMouseofdanger]

Everyone does

[@lisafranklin9089]

@@Bringadingus 😂😂

[@vumulostratus]

Why didn't he just... Put his briefcase in the door..... Instead

[@someguy2135]

He wouldn't want to risk the briefcase. It was too valuable!

[@vumulostratus]

@@someguy2135 oh yes of course!

[@peacewillow]

don't make me start laughing again... my stomach still hurts!! 💗

[@FiddlebirdBlue]

Or his foot, I usually use my foot in that situation

[@yunpengzhang4944]

I tried it once. Still haven't found my brief case.

[@Arthur-bz9ps]

"Standing in the middle of a Klan rally and saying interesting fact about me I'm actually the least racist man here" 🤣🤣🤣

[@stevenhernandez3406]

Sounds eerily familiar.....

[@isimioyekunlemarktaiwo3643]

Sounds like trump

[@ridanann]

put tyson in the rally lol his 20yrs on me an i still wouldn't pick a fight with him an il pick a fight with the kkkfc lol

[@artemisfowldragon]

He needs a goddamn Netflix special oh my god I can’t breathe

[@elliotunderhill3617]

alpha reaperion He has a TV show!

[@MyNameIsWes]

Also if you have iTunes or Spotify you can find a podcast he was once on called "The Bugle".

[@borismcgillicutty3042]

Liberals are not funny, comedy died in 2001

[@theglitch1815]

Simple Waze For you maybe.

[@artemisfowldragon]

Simple Waze okay boomer go rant about how good it was when everyone was constantly racist, sexist and just made punchlines followed by “no respect”, because your generation is the single most incapable of taking criticism.

[@Funkopedia]

"and I promise this is true..." he really has been saying that forever!

[@kingcole55]

This Colorado bit has dated. Colorado definitely known for one thing these days.

[@kamillefeldthaus325]

What things?

[@kingcole55]

Hassan Mohamed weed

[@Ottovonostbahnhof]

Why not south park

[@starskiiguy1489]

I've visited Colorado several times and I just want to say: Colorado is about more than weed. If you want to go to a legal state we have Washington (state and DC), Michigan, Alaska, Oregon etc. Colorado has a lot of natural beauty that makes it a wonderful place to visit or live. Being the "legal weed" state is kind of a big generalization that's not fair to the state.

[@buca117]

@@starskiiguy1489 Not everyone is into plus size marbled legs, but hey, whatever floats your boat. I hear in some cultures obesity is considered highly attractive.

[@erinwalsh2425]

The tear gas joke hits different in June 2020...

[@danielcunningham4339]

Yeah it really does

[@thraxbottom549]

Let's redeem it: if only Iron Mike was in DC on January 6th.

[@paytonkilmer1920]

I was fully expecting the business man to just throw his briefcase, get it through the door, and have it still close anyway.

[@Tkieron]

I was expecting the doors to close as the briefcase hits it and takes off.

[@guywhocantgrowabeard]

I actually forgot that John Oliver used to be a regular standup comedian. He's surprisingly good without scriptwriters.

[@bushbasher85]

It feels weird to have John Oliver do actual comedy and not depressed me about the state of our world.

[@quanticdream2077]

If you think Vegas is the worst, then you've never been to Reno lol.

[@SpencerNitz]

If you think Reno is the worst, then you've never been to Wendover.

[@Chris-0703]

Branon Fontaine Having been to every city in America, I agree with you. It is the third-worst...El Paso and Wheeling are the worst.

[@tomanderson6545]

Reno has Tahoe. your argument is invalid.

[@quanticdream2077]

@@tomanderson6545 Tahoe is its own wonderful place, I would never categorize Tahoe with Reno.

[@darealdovahkiin3652]

Branon Fontaine Sounds likes someone's from Reno

[@faceoctopus4571]

0:03 INSTANT comedic retort. Wow.

[@dylemmaio]

KZbin recommended this to me today and the bit about releasing Mike Tyson into a riot to get people to disperse is weirdly topical

[@ZnotQ633]

"Well, well, well... Looks like we've just caught us a DOUCHEBAG!" Now I really, REALLY wish I were on that subway.

[@BlownMacTruck]

Let us all appreciate the laugh from the depths of that person's soul at 5:34.

[@rossburns2905]

it sounded like a chicken

[@saoghail9769]

There's always that one guy.

[@khirsah666]

I was literally that person when I was watching it. I almost pissed myself

[@missybarbour6885]

As a perpetually late person, I would definitely shove my head in a train door. Just try and leave without me. I. Will. Make. This. Train.

[@melonlord1414]

People lost their head for something like that. Literally

[@evm6177]

Yeah yours was funny..!

[@bluv3535]

I thought he was going to say he threw the bag or stuck out the briefcase to stop the door. Never thought someone would use their head.

[@elenamathis5572]

Once in high school I stuck my head in an SF Muni train, a woman screamed in horror. I took the train home everyday tho so I knew there were censors and the doors would automatically open back up. Still, wouldn’t do it again!

[@luhan558]

The attitude of EVERY NEW YOKER

[@smalllghost]

"Next time there's a riot-" '>' Um. John. You may have miscalculated something.

[@portlandgoose4727]

what is it that he miscalculated?

[@smalllghost]

@@portlandgoose4727 I don't think he'd expect it this damn soon

[@portlandgoose4727]

this footage is at least 7 years old. John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show ended in 2013

[@smalllghost]

@@portlandgoose4727 Jesus my guy it was a joke, I didn't go on a whole scavenger hunt on tracking down the dates of his shows

[@portlandgoose4727]

@@smalllghosta quick Google search isn't exactly a scavenger hunt 🤷‍♂️ I was just confused by your joke, which now makes sense to me considering there was zero logic or reason behind it. If anything, John calculated things correctly more than he miscalculated them

[@hahayesitme3671]

its easy to forget just how good john oliver actually is

[@Hollowsmith]

Someone with talent: PLEASE turn the audio from the subway story into a cartoon!

[@kerrychristensen7204]

🙏

[@AxeKick80]

He looks like the dad from Lizzie McGuire.

[@crypandora66]

Yessssss lmao

[@rickbrees3297]

Lmaoo

[@porkcracklins630]

I decided to check on that and its Robert Goddamn Carradine! Tri-Lams forever!!!

[@kerrychristensen7204]

Oh, yeah~ 😁

[@shmavster4209]

I would pay 1000 dollars to see a clan member use the word “chaps”

[@BuildingCenter]

Mike Tyson is the most effective example of human reformation and search for redemption that I can believe in.

[@tylerperkinson1677]

That poor fellas childhood must have been horrendous

[@ryanclancy2295]

tyler perkinson It definitely was, Mike talks about it in interviews. Hes a kind soul

[@tylerperkinson1677]

@@ryanclancy2295 i heard only ond interview with Mike, where he talked about his pigeons being the first things he felt anything like love for. I teared up at what that implied about his environment. Almost scared to hear him talk about his childhood more.

[@ncorp2668]

Well, it's simple to see really...humans ruin everything, animals are genuine and innocent. Makes sense that he would feel that way.

[@MC-er4fo]

The whole joke was kind of ruined because he has a podcast

[@lorenrenee1]

That was the BEST set up I’ve ever heard. This guys got a gift.

[@gregoryglass9040]

Then you missed a whole alot then he béen doing this

[@87edrag]

you cannot possibly mean that

[@Mateo-et3wl]

This is sloppy, VERY lazy "comedy"

[@curuvari2247]

Lmaooo, that guy looks like Professor Duncan from Community.

[@chrisjohnston4445]

Probably 'cause it is!

[@andrewhearst4749]

No i think he looks more like the birdy fact funny man

[@Tkieron]

You know what? He does now that you mention it.

[@MzuMzu-nx1em]

Actually I had a professor with a great research to oliver

[@EatBugsSeeGod]

Precisely two claps for las vegas.

[@greenyawgmoth]

One more than you'll catch by going to Vegas.

[@elil8094]

I can’t stop laughing imagining a businessman with his head stuck in the train doors 😂😂

[@MKMK-bj2sk]

Zazu is that you?

[@heatherkotrla7323]

Yes it actually is LMAO in the live action movie lol

[@julessaviour5931]

@@heatherkotrla7323 that's the joke

[@humboldtharry4248]

“Lady Card” 🤣

[@anthonylong9067]

Humboldt Harry that sounds like terminology for feminists to use

[@snekburrito]

5:35 John absolutely murdered someone in the crowd with that one LMFAO

[@Misschocoluvr]

John Oliver: tells joke Me: laughs in American

[@jayweh]

how's that different from other people?

[@brockmurphy1747]

ja weh freedom

[@jayweh]

@@brockmurphy1747 ha, I feel so much more free in *my* country. you can't even exercise your constjtutional rights of 1A and voting in the US w/o being oppressed by the state.

[@brockmurphy1747]

ja weh I’m literally Brazilian lol

[@jayweh]

@@brockmurphy1747 then let me rephrase my reply: why do you as a brazilian think the difference of an american laugh is freedom?

[@QuarkXQuasar]

Back when John Oliver was merely your British friend that made you feel more confident about your life choices.

[@edisonbrendel97]

I grew up outside of Vegas in Henderson and my dad met Mike Tyson once in a Toys r Us. Apparently he loves action figures haha

[@ingriddubbel8468]

That's because Mike Tyson is very stupid.

[@ingriddubbel8468]

@Bigfoot I'm sure he does have a hobby but I doubt he is keeping action figures in the box for future profit. Playing with toys is better than his previous habit of sexually assaulting women so I guess there is something positive about it.

[@Toomuchbullshitt]

I always though that Henderson was a part of Las Vegas just like Summerlin and North Las Vegas. Just mostly a place for upper middle class residents.

[@pmurraymusic]

Walked in the house as this was playing on my phone, and by the time he got to, "well well well," I was on my knees on the kitchen floor because I couldn't stop the hysterics. This is one of the most New York stories I've ever heard and I've lived here all my life.

[@nateds7326]

Why does john oliver sound like a nature documentary narratar

[@arthurleonepimenta2266]

I pre-like any John Oliver video before watching just in case I die laughing before I can properly hit the button

[@k29king1]

As a NY’er I can attest the veracity of his statement the Train Operator said. Sometimes these dudes even sing over the PA system, they’re hilarious sometimes.

[@shs3739]

Funny enough, I am listening to this at my bedtime. Thanks Mike Tyson; I guess it's time for me to get off KZbin and go to bed.

[@denizbesikcioglu]

He got me at “You cannot possibly mean that”

[@kiratastic7048]

“I was in Colorado recently-“ Me, a person who lived in Colorado: Oh no.

[@Lazzie_the_Psilocybe_Deity]

Kira Tastic right??

[@jestersreign7530]

i replayed that part over and over again. The speed at which he syud you cannot possibly mean that smh.

[@nd0136]

@@jestersreign7530 Right? This man is damn quick lmao

[@johnnyrr2643]

I love the person losing it in the crowd. They're right tho, amazing performance

[@ziernielsen3337]

"You cannot possibly mean that" IM DEAD

[@Danielson1818]

Some of my greatest stories happened on NYC subways. I was a contractor, so we often wore the bright orange vests and a hard hat. For some reason, there would be some people who thought that meant I have authority on anything at all, and try to report things to me.

[@Emlizardo]

See that guy over there? He jumped the turnstile.

[@JPlayMaker]

Is it just me or does he look like one of the Beatles members?

[@aidanc9838]

PlayMaker.R6 all*

[@JPlayMaker]

@@aidanc9838 lol

[@ryantaylor3073]

Their accountant

[@0860317]

Just you

[@JPlayMaker]

@@0860317 clearly not.

[@lauriemarie6902]

I've never seen this man but I love him immediately if not sooner, I know I'm crazy like that!!!!!!! Philadelphia USA

[@Graghma]

That driver is a legend doing Gods work XD

[@kuntamdc]

Comedian references Mike Tyson.... Time for me to go to bed...

[@michaelbolton7094]

Don't know If your comment positive or negative but either way its funny

[@Yellow-dx8uk]

Hey he’s pretty good he should have his own show

[@lydiawheeler4514]

Last week tonight

[@chumoholic]

Lydia Wheeler ever heard of sarcasm

[@lydiawheeler4514]

Its not always easy to tell without hearing the tone of voice

[@chumoholic]

Lydia Wheeler its obvious because not many people would be watching and not know about his show

[@masteradjuster9408]

This driver is a legend.

[@rtnightmare]

I love John Oliver’s comedy. It’s so great!

[@patw9175]

He would be PERFECTLY cast as Boris the hacker in a jacked up backyard remake of GoldenEye.

[@onniestone442]

The god awful LAUGH that I let out at the end-

[@zackmckenzie3582]

Yo!! That last bit caught me off guard...😂

[@pmbluemoon]

Who here is watching this in September 2020 while he's on break and needed a John Oliver fix??

[@cohemiwrites]

He's such a gifted comedian, but every time I see him doing standup, my immediate instinct is to shout ALRIGHT POTTAAAAH! WHERE'S RON? WHERE'S RON?? at my computer screen thanks to that one Seth Meyers interview

[@merfolkdragonkin]

“Next time there’s a riot somewhere in the world don’t fire tear gas at people like they’re animals” Well that aged beautifully

[@RinRin_c]

The best story teller.

[@rasarmusic1]

“I’m the *least* racist person in this room” John is a prophet.

[@MorrisDugan]

When I stopped in Vegas with a friend in 1981, I called it "The Grossest Town in the World."

[@pramienjager2103]

I think I might’ve just pushed his head out with full foot to his face. THE REST OF US WEREN’T LATE TO THE TRAIN KENNY!

[@Anil18834]

Hahaaaaa I'm crying with laughter at the subway story 😂😂😂😂😂

[@abbaa711]

Driver should have said: “Holding the doors open will never get you ahead in life”

[@cityhawk]

Or, “In life, you use your head to open doors.” 😝

[@Someloser3232]

"Blue Sky creative thinking..." 🤣

[@abelimoleayo]

Ronnie Cheng from 'The Daily Show with Trevor Noah' used the same NY train-door joke in his Netflix special 👀🤔

[@Style-mile]

Imoleayo Abel I KNOW. how is that possible!!!

[@abelimoleayo]

@@Style-mile Plagiarism? Chance? Hard to tell

[@anthonylong9067]

Imoleayo Abel they saw the same ordeal but at different angles

[@sema6008]

I noticed, too, but that situation is very common in NYC. It happens every day and the worst part is the rush hour periods.

[@bdub8522]

When I’m happy and feeling great a good bit of JO always brings me down.

[@NuSpirit_]

So... isn't Mike available right now or what gives?

[@tonishort3503]

I can’t believe that was ten months ago...the KZbin recommended works in strange ways considering today was the trial

[@Deopunk]

Just realized Ronny Chieng uses almost the exact same subway premise for a joke in his Netflix special.

[@sema6008]

Same here. However, that subway situation is common in NYC. Every damn day.

[@elaikehler6030]

He’s so good at stand up i wish he would do it more

[@shazarahramesar6395]

I absolutely love this man 💕💕

[@kathrynpitt4973]

Brilliant 😂 one of my favourite comedians

[@Honk4frogs]

3:21 "next time there's a riot somewhere in the world, don't fire teargas at people like they're animals" Thats a yikes from me mate

[@Kendratree]

That was legit funny!!

[@THERobertL2000]

I love that the cab driver knows John by name.

[@MrSinthan]

I've seen that train thing happen in Stockholm, too. It was a wonderful moment.

[@r0seg0lden._15]

I need to see John Oliver live.

[@EveChelios]

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS

[@matthewspotnitz8223]

That was just incredibly funny.

[@tinachristine4573]

'You cannot possibly mean that!' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sunnyy1322]

Since when does Harry Potter do stand up?😂

[@anthonymedina9425]

How do you think he started? 😂🤣😂

[@timcampbell4132]

*CRUCIO!!!!*

[@Germatti13489]

Everyone was young once including John Oliver.

[@BJDragon-zm4lq]

Maybe the boy-who-lived thing isn't working anymore

[@URKillingme100]

He's a lot funnier than your comment, my friend.

[@MaiCohWolf]

you know you've succeeded at stand up comedy when you graduate to sit down comedy

[@Gaunerchen]

Haha As an experienced acid user, I can tell you that the answer from the 911 operator was pure genius. Rational answers dont work as well when you are in this state of mind. Often providing a fitting story is more persuasive for that person. She truly deserves a medal.

[@skylinerunner1695]

What a well-wriiten bit, and brilliantly delivered

[@damolaalabi8211]

I can totally see this happening on the subway here,totally 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@SpoilerAlert__]

Totally

[@TheLadyDelirium]

Totally

[@noblesseoblige319]

I'll never understand the naming convention of these videos. It's always the random throwaway line somewhere in the middle, and not the most hilarious line, or even the ACTUAL JOKE part of that specific bit the title is from. Hell, even "The least obese state" would've been a better title, and that doesn't even make sense.

[@arch_dornan6066]

The LA joke wasn't even about how bad it is he just mentioned that it was bad

[@LoadingTED]

Greatest quote from a conductor ever.

[@PigCrafted23]

I AGREE. Looking at vegas in the middle of the desert, during the day, when all the lights are off, it is the most depressing thing I've ever seen