Late Night Tumblr Posts, Twoty Two Edition

[@zhneygibson1317]

The one about the raising a child while wearing a horse mask hits home for me. My dad has a moustache and always did when I was younger. When I was 4 he shaved it. Being the child I was I went into his room the next morning to say good morning. His face was covered by his blanket and when he uncovered his face I screamed to my mother that there was someone in daddy’s bed and cried for a while after that. Needless to say my dad hasn’t shaved his moustache since. It’s been 16 years.

[@whosmaya666]

Zhney Gibson wow

[@cryosblaze5867]

LoL

[@bleedinghartdove]

That’s both really cute and really sad

[@aelinarcharon3001]

This happened to my dad

[@noneofyourbusiness27]

Idk how but my dad vaguely resembles a fish without his mustache.

[@degeneratemilkhater5696]

PM, innocently: "I love persephone (per-se-phone) and Hades" Me: *inhales deeply*

[@PMSeymour]

Look the entirety of High School class for it, the teacher said it EXACTLY how I said it. CAN WE NOT KEEP CHEWING ME OUT FOR THIS?

[@SpaceCase132]

P.M. Seymour Fun fact for you (regarding Greek mythology): There’s evidence through the translation of Cerberus’ name into Proto-Indo-European that this dork of a god named the _THREE-HEADED HELLHOUND_ guardian of the underworld “Spots” (or “Fluffy”, if you translate it from Latin).

[@degeneratemilkhater5696]

@@PMSeymour I mean that's why I didn't say anything, because I knew you were trying. I just inhaled and never let go, it's okay friend *pat*

[@skizbees]

Google was like...roll that basic human a ponk. I clenched my jaw and rewound. It's supposed to be funny. Lil Spicy is giggling in the corner but glaring at you. Gonna finish the last 41 seconds now.

[@lankymaccrazyhair264]

These comments are a roller coaster.

[@yeetusdeletus5406]

As a Dutch person that first post cut 50 years of my life span.

[@maartjegrippeling]

Why do they have to insult us people from the Netherlands??

[@wetsocks347]

...eh I thought it was funny

[@hello.mynameisconnor9225]

Life is overrated anyway

[@irishuisman1450]

S a m e . . .

[@daandebeer283]

Yes

[@stanthedemon1263]

I love how everybody portrays Hades as the bad guy, for tricking Persephone into the Underworld. But in reality, Zeus is really to blame, because when pleaded to, all he says is basically "eh, im too lazy to fully liberate your daughter so I'm just gonna make everybody hate august through december and also January and Febuary. Arent I the greatest?"

[@Dinoman972]

Also, let's not forget about the fact that, in mythology, Zeus won't stop banging random women and having children with them to piss off Hera, his wife. And it's not just Zeus. Remember Medusa, the woman with the snake hair? In some versions of the myth, she was a monster because Poseidon raped her in Athena's temple, who proceeded to blame her for it and turned her into a monster. Poseidon also made Pasiphae, the wife of Minos, to fall in love with a white bull, have sex with him (yup, Greek mythology is THAT messed up) and give birth to the Minotaur, just because Minos refused to sacrifice the bull to Poseidon and killed another one instead. To be honest, Hades is an angel compared to the greek gods most commonly refered to as the heroes.

[@hairohukosu433]

when are we getting a revised percy jackson pentology then?

[@Dinoman972]

@@antitheist3206 Oh, right, I forgot about those. Iirc, though, in one of those cases, it was Eros, the God of sexual attraction, who caused Apollo to fall in love with Daphne, the girl that was later saved from him by being turned into a laurel tree by the gods. But yeah, still proves how Greek gods are quite the assholes.

[@bouncingsockjr]

Ohhh yeah. Greek gods were basically all assholes (excluding Hades,) but Zeus was a special kind of evil. His list of screwed up escapades includes, but is not limited to, impersonating a woman's husband to have sex with and impregnate her, killing his first wife by turning her into a fly and eating her (for purely selfish reasons,) and an uncomfortable amount of bestiality. (Both with animals, and with humans in an animal form.) Hades, on the other hand, has committed an act of kidnapping at worst - and even then some anthropologists have noted that the story is told through an "unreliable narrator" (look it up), which means that Hades might not have actually kidnapped Persephone at all. In fact, moving to Hades (the place not the god) might have been entirely Persephone's idea in the first place. Knowing this has made watching Disney's Hercules very uncomfortable for me.

[@MysteriumArcanum]

@@bouncingsockjr Yeah, in most variations of the Myth Persephone stayed willingly and she and Hades are madly in love. Another thing about Hades that's just flat out wrong is that he's a cruel dictator who rules the underworld with an iron fist when in reality he's actually quite level headed and reasonable and really only punishes people who deserve it.

[@happyconstructor]

I was at a summer camp and the professor would always go, “Attention KMart shoppers” when we wouldn’t stop talking. It worked.

[@Daelyah]

I will always hear that line in Michael Keaton's voice.

[@anonguy772]

Only thing I could think of was Beetlejuice when I read this comment (Almost called him Beelzebub lmao)

[@WinterPains]

@@anonguy772 i mean, close enough.

[@josephschubert6561]

I've practiced TKD for six years and started teaching as I became a higher belt. There's a group similar to boy scouts that I was in. I was in marching band in high school. I volunteer at a summer camp. Every time I had to say "attention" or "line up" or something I had to fight my brain not to say "charyott".

[@jaymoon2377]

Remember kids: Most to all of the discourse from Greek myth is because Zeus couldn’t keep it in his pants. Legit, so much of the issues in myth is because he couldn’t keep his hands to himself and couldn’t keep it in his pants, just this once.

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

The only time zeus ever kept his toga to himself was with one lady that's was fated to give birth to a son more powerful than his father and zeus said "Oh. Oh no. I'm fated to be overthrown like i overthrew MY father and.... nope! Nope! Not today! No thank you! My toga stays where it is!!!" and that's somehow more hilarious than any other story where he's sleeping around!!! EDIT: grammar and spelling

[@DaydreamingArtist322]

Was that the woman Zeus ate?

[@WHATTHEHELL666]

@@DaydreamingArtist322 I don't remember her name but she was Athena's mom./g /srs

[@Dizzybevvie]

Im here! I'm queer! And I'm in fear!

[@Dizzybevvie]

@@probablyjustamagpie5357 oh I'm fine! XD the last part was a reference. And, if I'm honest, I'm not quite sure where i stand when i say 'queer', but im 202% sure I'm not straight. But I'm fine, thank you for the consideration,,, I've barely seen such a nice internet person anywhere!

[@lankymaccrazyhair264]

*sees opportunity to make a dad joke* Don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it

[@infinite3365]

Lanky macCrazyhair I gonna say it

[@Dizzybevvie]

@@infinite3365 please do

[@infinite3365]

A friendly Famder Hi here,I’m Infinite

[@ghostlyh.s7399]

Cloding, idiosy, hyperactivity, and *STAN*

[@mizzikitti4952]

how do i like a comment more than once on the same account

[@braverynightfury2974]

@@mizzikitti4952 You just say, "I liked it so much I wish I could like it twice!"

[@braverynightfury2974]

I liked it so much I wish I could like it twice!

[@braverynightfury2974]

@@TheBigE9999 He was a part of the apocalypse.

[@cjkelly7536]

S "And finally..." Me "Greed." S "STAN!" Brain "wh- What?"

[@PMSeymour]

Guys I made apologies in advance if I messed up any pronunciation. Edit: and I am aware of my messup with Persephone, keep commenting on it and it gets marked as Spam by KZbin.

[@1caaru5]

Its ok dad. We all forgive you.

[@JustSnacko]

here, I'll be nice for future reference. Per-sef-eh-nee Your welcome my dude.

[@PMSeymour]

As I stated to another comment on this, high school teacher that taught Mythos said it exactly how I said it, so that was kinda wired into my head.

[@emjenkins464]

Slendy Lord and Lady Filcol - My teacher who is a Classics and Archaeology graduate says it Per-seh-fone-ee, but idk it's Greek. Every c in English is a k, etc.

[@ghostlyh.s7399]

Ya good mate

[@dylanbarnes101]

My new favorite insult is "You piece of festering scab"... Thanks Pat!

[@taylorbritt499]

My favorite insult: "You have the personality of a dry mop," OR "You're as pleasant as a wet sock." My favorite threat: "I will steal the calcium from your bones." Thought I'd share 😂

[@murrao5820]

What if you wanted to go to heaven but God said "PONK"

[@IamaPERSON]

Aw lawd he coming

[@nahlotzul7851]

This would be just perfect!

[@IamaPERSON]

@@nahlotzul7851 like you!

[@nahlotzul7851]

@@IamaPERSON :3

[@littledemo0n731]

*Leave its not worth it*

[@SiegeTF]

7:27 when Mc Donalds started to have espressos they introduced a deal where you could add an espresso shot to 'any' drink for a dollar, so one night at the drive-thru I tried to order a Mc Nugget meal with a Coke and espresso shot. Not an espresso with the coke, that costs more; I wanted my espresso shot. The guy at the window tried to give me a Big Mac combo. I was the only customer. He tried to correct it on the system, but the espresso Coke kept screwing things up worse and worse. Eventually he just gave me the Big Mac meal for free, along with the espresso Coke that was foaming out of the cross-cut in the lid because... the Coke was trying to reject the espresso? That's the only thing I could think of. Tasted terrible, btw.

[@Iliadic]

Shoulda used Dr. Pepper, it's better for you (not GOOD for you, but better than corosion remover coke)

[@SiegeTF]

@@Iliadic That's a Pepsi product, Mc Donalds serves Coke.

[@Iliadic]

@@SiegeTF ph yeah...I forgot about that, then ya shoulda gone with Cherry coke at least! (Wait.....that would made it taste worse. ..)

[@genuineinterest]

Humans are going to hell

[@ObsidiaBlack1]

@@genuineinterest Buddy, I've known that for years; I'm just trying to upgrade from Economy to First Class.

[@Ty-yt3lj]

When you upload it makes me go PONK

[@Gummy_Pop.]

PURBLE!

[@TuckyBlue]

Greeb

[@Gummy_Pop.]

@@TuckyBlue RUD!

[@nava7370]

Buu!

[@Gummy_Pop.]

@@nava7370 Yallor!

[@entropy7999]

forty four *I NOW REALIZE MY MISTAKES*

[@afaxmachine5045]

fivety five oh wait

[@thecalliezone6332]

Sixitey six

[@CappytR]

Don't worry, it gets back to normal by tenty ten

[@Rat-King]

Eleventy twelve

[@antishibe]

The likes are ninety nine- OH HECK.

[@levivanderveen4671]

That fucking dutch cut my lifespan in half Serieus wat de fuck was dat?

[@setanta4004]

Ikr

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

Es war sehr gut! Kannst dich _nicht_ bist ein Fenster?!

[@fresco825]

First oft all: That's german

[@maartjegrippeling]

@@Hanhan-fi1dr It was not german but dutch a.k.a. Nederlands

[@AnixielLu]

I’m shook Waar kwam het vandaan tho XD

[@Hutch2Much]

clodding stupidity hyperactivity and finally, *STAN*

[@Rat-King]

Lol

[@thealchemistking4063]

stan would be greed

[@fallingskymedia4421]

Stan, the strongest broomman

[@theweakestbrazilianmale3398]

You do realize that Stan isn´t cleaning the floor right? He´s using the broom to beat up a child, i hate when the media takes pictures out of context in order to make people seem bad. Stan may have broken every single law known to man but he would never do this.

[@supersanscraftcommentediti5337]

STAN IS GOD

[@baileythebirdasona4376]

Teacher: what’s 9 plus 10 Student: *smirks* twenty o- Me: TOOTY TWO!!

[@Rat-King]

Proceeds to board short bus

[@Daelyah]

Say byebye to college, kids! And hello to, "DING! Fries are done!"

[@NamelesssSpinda]

Someone, anyone, please, link me the post of that mcdonalds order machine crashing, i NEED to read that error log.

[@davefromaccounting5209]

I want to as well

[@eddie246]

Same

[@Rat-King]

Morgan same

[@tanith117]

@@sarameiwayne2816 Thank you. So Order a burger with nothing on it then?

[@sarameiwayne2816]

USS Prinz Eugen, To be fair it’s a *BONELESS* burger

[@dekucake]

With rhat four horseman of the apocalypse joke, they are, clockwise from the top left: War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death. But *STAN* is a gpod fifth one should anything happen.

[@trololopez2437]

I just know about the game War Death Strife Fury

[@anonguy772]

@@trololopez2437 I literally started Darksiders 2 NG+ one minute ago and then I saw this lmao

[@cutesilver1012]

Just chillin in science class as my teacher plays a random as usual, this is why I'm glad he posts stuff faround the same time every day, this is how I do not die of boredom

[@deadaccount7303]

"Clodding, idiocy, hyperactivity, and finally, *_STAN"_*

[@fangirl3086]

I got a new job recently at a pizza place. I usually waitress but they also make me answer the phone 9/10. I've worked five days in a row with very little sleep. As I was trying to get to bed early , my roommate walks in with his friends and they slam the door, waking me. I was scared by the sudden slam and ended up screaming, "THANK YOU FOR CALLING PIZZA KING' The laughter stopped abut 15 minutes later.

[@fangirl3086]

@CrumblezCookie sorry, guess I should have been more clearer. Pizza King is a pizza chain restaurant in Indiana

[@taylorbritt499]

@@fangirl3086 heyyyyy you're in Indiana?? Me too!!

[@kxrimuu]

A good 85% of Greek mythology only happened because Zeus couldn't keep it in his pants

[@ArcanineEspeon]

Ah, yes. Clodding, idiocy, hyperactivity, and finally...STAN!

[@LiamLightwolf]

5:03 I once again forgot who Nina Tucker was. I almost instantly got angry with this person when I searched her name

[@yaboichase147]

“Cloding,idiocy,hyperactivity,and STAN” Best. Sentence. EVER.

[@shanaia3956]

So i saw a video (from Yammy) where she did the random genetic challenge, she randomized the name and surname and the surname ended up as Seymour

[@rogerwashington7690]

PONK heh heh... i started this

[@funkytime69]

PONK

[@user-ob6qb3qe6j]

PONK

[@shizounu2480]

PONK

[@arcadebot4735]

PONK

[@SpaceAceSam]

And finally...STAN

[@nateseed2858]

Samantha di Angelo not the all powerful STAN

[@ghostchan6229]

The family tree of Olympus is messed up. Does anyone understand that Hades is Persephone's uncle? 😤

[@melodymsg]

Ghost chan it’s like complaining about a rotten apple from a giant pile of rotten fruit *-Zeus evidently needed to fix his fridge-* It was pretty common place lol (lookin’ at YOU Zeus)

[@clarehidalgo]

Remember when Zeus slept with his own grandaughter/ Great-grandaughter Semele (depends on which version of Harmonia's parents you look at)?

[@kitkat12021]

(Zeus married his sister)

[@ghostchan6229]

@@kitkat12021 Didn't hear about Marriage between them, but okay.

[@LiamLightwolf]

@@ghostchan6229 they're talking about Hera

As a Dutchman, I can confirm that the mesage at the beginning is beyond broken.

[@grizzy-thekiwi1144]

oh man the one about wiafu pillows is amazing. side note. i want to get my friend a waifu body pillow for christmas as a joke (it's an inside joke)

[@JT33813]

Peridot= War Patrick= Famine Star= Pestilence Stan= Death You're welcome.

[@beholdnonsense5100]

Can we all just appreciate that singing at 5:42 though

[@miloo2995]

LEMMIE TELL YA BOUT HADES! Most people have a common misconception of him trying to screw up every heroes life in Greek mythology, when in reality, that was usually Hera. Let's talk about Hercules (his actual name is Heracules but I'm to lazy to add an a every time) so the Disney movie painted Hera as a loving mother in law and Hades as a total ass bent in screwing every thing up. That was Hera, it was always Hera. And the stuff that happened after the events of the movie is where the fun starts. Hera drives Hercules insane and causes him to kill Meg and their 2 sons. He snapped back to reality after this happened and went to his brother, or uncle or something. It's unclear. And he does his 10 labours, but 2 were "disqualified" so it ended up being 12. And if anything, Hades helped him, when Hades needed to bring Cerberus to his brother or uncle, Hades was totally chill about so long as Hercules didn't hurt him. Also did you know Cerberus roughly translates to spotted, so this nerd named his dog spot. The only time he did mess with someone, was when that dude needed it, cause he was trying to marry Persephone. All in all, leave Hades alone

[@anonguy772]

Honestly, Greek Mythology in a nutshell: ZEUS IS THE VILLAIN, HADES IS NICE. Y'ALL ARE GETTING IT BACKWARDS Like, really. Didn't Zeus torture Hera at some point the one time she tried to go against him until she swore not to? And the whole reason why she torments Zeus' lovers is because she can't do that to Zeus? Hades only screwed over 2 PEOPLE, and yes that was the ones that tried to marry Persephone (also they kidnapped Helen and were planning to keep her until she reached legal banging age - she was only 12 when they did) I think their names were Theseus and Pirytheus? Idk I'm high on sleep deprivation Honestly there's so much more that I could say but TL;DR: Zeus bad hades good, no I'm not kidding

[@kttyfly3323]

0:02 a dutch angel dragon is trying to make contact to Terra

[@thecalliezone6332]

How I'll respond to a "what's your name" question. "Hi what's your name?" STAN.

[@wyrmie7276]

*Welcome to the church of Snart*

[@txmura2727]

Me (Quietly to myself, at three in the morning): "Snart" Also Me: *Starts giggling insanely to myself*

[@AnixielLu]

When the first posts ‘insults’ your language EXCUSE ME

[@maartjegrippeling]

Same that was just rude

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Honestly that was an insult to all humanity

[@rhys2275]

I mean... he is right though.

[@AnixielLu]

No he wasn’t right. Just because Dutch has a bigger vocabulary and is more difficult in general doesn’t make it ‘barely a respectable language’

[@streamdoubleknot7932]

αιиυ [ευρнεяια] i'm pretty sure that person is someone who speaks dutch as their first language, so it isn't really insulting, + it was a joke so :P

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

Well, I don't know about you, but I'm feeling *_t w o t y t w o_*

[@vicklepickle301]

Why did you think it was a good idea to comment this

[@Kimmy0721]

OMG, I LITERALLY HEARD THAT!!!!

[@mp-lily7908]

THIS IS OBVIOUSLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN HOMEWORK .....this is why my grades are all B or below, isn't it.

[@arukab3630]

MP Lily same ...

[@dzyango6594]

As a Dutch person I am very proud of you for attempting t pronounce the monstrosity that is that first thing

[@katangel115]

Hades was actually really faithful to Persephone as far as I can tell and like... The perfect husband.

[@freakda96]

And her Uncle... Double Uncle... Persephone was Daughter of Zeus and Demeter, both of them siblings of Hades

[@thediethrower1803]

@@freakda96 to be fair in the timeframe that wasn't unusual...

[@freakda96]

@@thediethrower1803 greeks were kinda... Extravagant in relationships, to say less.

[@Neutral_Tired]

honestly that doesn't surprise me for a couple of reasons 1. His options were pretty limited 2. He loved her because Eros shot him, it's a magical love and he probably couldn't ever want to be unfaithful

[@TheMangoViper]

It took me forever to realize what the Chinese Zodiac post was about (the one with Nina Tucker?). Yeah, I was rewatching FMAB and saw Nina, the post popped into my head and I started CRYING. THANKS TUMBLR!

[@emjenkins464]

7:04 the reply is Gaud. If Gaud says it's wrong you gotta delete the whole tumblr

[@user-dy9ts5ei6j]

That part of Hades and Persephone was dangerously close to the Percy Jackson universe... whew

[@Neon_Swing]

I... have no words. I mean, today started out really stressful, woke up late so I had to rush to the school and didn’t get breakfast, then I forgot my homework for first period, my iPad was dead by second, and the music up doesn’t other project, and then what’s that is worse choir went for an extra hour so I was late to my voice lesson, from which I have to walk home in the dark and cold with nothing but leggings and a light button down. I then had to get into the house with through the window keep them locked in case emergencies, I don’t know when was home and had a mental break down because I’m terrified it was the apocalypse. what a good five minutes trying to find my phone that was missing for two weeks because I was so terrified, by the time I do I call my mom and find out she’s by my voice teacher’s house with the dog. So I than lean against my door waiting for her to get home, or someone to break in, when I figure to open up KZbin. And this, was on the top of my recommended videos. I cannot explain the joy this brought me. Thank you, Mr. Seymour. You just made this crappy day, a heck of a lot better.

[@PowerSpirit50]

0:17 In Swedish 'snart' means 'soon' and this is a little threatening to me rn.

[@rainofda0w024]

"Bottoms find a way" What the hell am i gonna do soon then Also omega lmao

[@elizabethinkwell3882]

3:47 is so pure and wholesome, I love it!

[@wishotherwise5656]

And finally, S T A N

[@fizzyinksoda2315]

The dm one, imagine groot's player as a fromer orc player in the first movie and in the second movie, the player brings in one of his young kids to help him play as a young groot and the child somehow made the Marry Poppins joke and both the Quinn player and the rodin player went along with it.

[@Bruh-vs8jv]

0:35 THANK YOU SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. (hades is the emo kid in the corner confirmed)

[@gilessaint-loup2426]

Thank you... I have been feeling rather anxious and depressed recently as well as a bit grrrry. Your reading and voice make me smile.

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

4:39 That would be a nightmare for anyone with Thalassophobia (aka fear of big bodies of water)

[@YashesLP]

5:50 Now imagine living somewhere where Halloween isn't as bis as it is in the US. Germany's stores for example break out the christmas stuff in *August*.

[@Daelyah]

Ew...I'm pretty much the type of person who would sooner celebrate Samhain over Yule, sooo...

[@toxicity2817]

3:53 I looked it up, It's called Flathead Lake

[@catoticneutral]

I love your creative curse word substitutes they are a healthy low-carb alternative

[@commanderfiendfyre4095]

My Ex-girlfriend: literally calls me a mistake of God. P.M. Seymore: Here is a new video to make you feel better.

[@PMSeymour]

Bluntly put, your ex doesn't know shit and you deserve better

[@commanderfiendfyre4095]

P.M. Seymour Well, she is technically my ex; however, we haven’t dated in six months. We ended the relationship amicably. She is prone to drastic mood swings and that is what I blame for the barrage of insults. On the other hand, Her mood swings are no excuse for the way she treated me.

[@kennyhearn5699]

Too be fair, in actual Greek mythology, Persephone despised Hades. Absolutely hated him

[@faerhazar939]

Purse-uh-fown? *per-seph-a-knee* persephthrow me out the window

[@spectralspecs]

*me, rewatching after having not seen it in a while*: Me, after watching for a little: HOLY FRENCH THIS IS THE PERSEPHONE VIDEO

[@entropy7999]

persephone is in the underworld because if you eat in the underworld you get trapped there and she ate a half a pomogranit

[@alexaliona]

she ate six seeds, not half of a pomegranate.

[@entropy7999]

oh thanks! I just know that it was x amount of a pomogranting. thanks for letting me know! @@alexaliona

[@erisdiscordia1649]

Funny thing, that's not how the earlier myths went. Well, at least not in the sense that she was kidnapped.

[@benruniko]

Love your videos! I laugh every time i watch, even when I have seen them ten or twenty times. Keep up the great work! Be proud of making people happy like this :)

[@whosmaya666]

Benjamin Barney *twoty

[@rhythm7966]

hi random person scrolling down the comment section 👋💕💕

[@nahlotzul7851]

Hi 👋

[@AklyonX]

\o

[@IamaPERSON]

Hello

[@fictionisgood7226]

Hi! 👋

[@katezimmerman2950]

Hello there!

[@steeladept]

Stan is special, you don't need to mark him as greed.

[@colegentry3274]

The lake sounds like it's a part of Scottish/Irish folklore because most people die by drowning in Scottish/Irish folklore.

[@queencyrys6309]

Cole Gentry it’s wet out there

[@colegentry3274]

@@queencyrys6309 well yea, but does everyone have to die by drowning or being drowned by mythical creatures

[@queencyrys6309]

Cole Gentry lotta lakes, lotta rain, the fae are a strong presence there

[@skeletonwarrior9393]

5:45 Would be funny if it weren’t so relatable. My neighbor decorates his yard with a ton of Christmas stuff every year. Starting in November. Including *MUSIC.* which goes into January, and occasionally even February. It’s pretty much been the same Christmas songs for about eleven years, which I can hear from inside my house. This makes it fairly hard to fall asleep. I know it’s weird, but at this point, I’m pretty much traumatized by Christmas music.

[@kieyvsquared6817]

I've accidentally introduced myself as my OC...

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

oof

[@sometimesstoriesjls7592]

Why do I love this so much

[@cyanity1017]

*Now that I know that the picture used for snart is used from a painting of baby jesus, I cant stop imagining this scenario.* Jesus:dad, did I ever have baby Pictures? God:yeah, this one. Jesus:could I know the name of the person who did that painting. God:why? Jesus: [holding list of people in hell and a pen] no reason.

[@gurglequeen433]

Love your videos, I didn't think these posts could get better until I started listening to you read them.

[@lucestrasz2312]

The first person is still watching this video as I type this I'm here so early. Assuming they don't modify playback speed of course...

[@Xioxio000]

You're by far the best reddit/tumblr/whatever reader on KZbin. I love the voices you do, it adds so much more than any of the garbage commentary that other KZbinrs add. This IS it, chief.

[@PixelatedPerfection]

"and finally, STAN!"

[@dreamyvoid9704]

3:42 Oh my skys.... You... Make.... A GOOD THOR IMPRESSION

[@sleepytimetaquito]

I need more insight into the dog job

[@ohmymarbles]

Sleepytime Taquito Watch over sarcastic productions, it’s one of reds miscellaneous myths!

[@vibee6435]

That last part got to me, and finally STAAN! This is honestly my favorite channel.

[@thequacken3226]

on the nina tucker post HOW DARE YOU I thought i would never have to remember that ever again why must you do this to me?

[@wdecently7150]

Ah yes, Clodding, Idiocy, Hyperactivity, And finally... *_STAN_*

[@hai3240]

And finally STAN. DUN DUN DUUUUUN

[@ciwi.]

7:44 it looks like Ling just either freaked out or completely blew the minds of Ed and Al. If it wasn’t for Al’s reaction, you could think Ed got called short again by his face.

[@shadowgirl1239]

Heh heh. Twoty two. I REGRET NOTHING!!

[@hairohukosu433]

WHY DO I KEEP READING IT AS TW-AH-TY TWO what is wrong with me...

[@autumngiblex3657]

Me: *hears someone mention kmart* Left Brain: Oh! Something we finally know about comes to light! Right brain: *WTF is Kmart?* Me: *I totally not-not-not know what Kmart is!*

[@TheAnga27]

Dutch in a nutshell: We have rules tot words Not for all though And Some words don't count for rules Also Some language rules have stuff to help You to remember it! These change every phew years

[@diamondmetal3062]

Me: “Yeah, I’d like a B o n e l e s s B u r g e r” McDonalds: “What have you brought upon this cursed land?!”

[@Hanhan-fi1dr]

hehe.. threety three

[@IamaPERSON]

I thought of something funnier than 23. 24!

[@Adam_Strange]

So what? Twoty Two? Fivey Five? WHAT ARE WE TRYING TO ACHIEVE HERE?!

[@MF-Spiffylad]

Tenty ten

[@littlellama400]

Twelvety twelve

[@danielmclatchie2053]

Forty four

[@raptoriansketches]

I lost it at 6:51 because I work at Harris Teeter now after Farm Fresh shut down...and I STILL answer the phone with "Farm Fresh Seafood department how may I help you?"

[@CappytR]

If I'm not a morning, midday or even a night person, am I still a person?

[@ellajanek]

1:18 wow who knew Persephone would be the most relatable thing on the planet, I mean when your mom only eats weird stuff and people have pop tarts and chips and stuff you’re just like “hi I love this house and I’m living here now.”

[@kathradyne6801]

3:45, this puts that scene in a whole new light. I guess you could say the Hulk, wanted to get Ragno"rock"ed.

[@probablyeve5335]

*S T A N*

[@LordDeathwing17]

I love how creative you get with your censoring

[@martijnvanweele6204]

As a Dutchman... I very much agree with Viktor in that first post...

[@ryanricke2247]

christmas doesn't exist until after Turkey Day

[@lordflarus]

*STAN!*

[@DovahGirlie]

7:49 I was laughing _waaay_ too hard!

[@averagecartoonfan6348]

8:22 tag yourself I'm hyperactivity

[@viktorexists6948]

STAN!

[@maartjegrippeling]

Hyperactivity , I have ADHD

[@whosmaya666]

#StanTeam

[@batphantoms]

clodding

[@prince-of-moths]

I'm somewhere between clodding and STAN

[@kirstyjr6330]

OMFG i have just spent the last hour watching your late night tumbler post vids and i am in pain from laughing so much i love your vids man

[@sushivoid6295]

PONK is dead, the new meme is STAN