I'm done with people telling me what Trump really meant. If Trump can't speak for himself, he shouldn't speak for the nation
@DH-xm3hcАй бұрын
Me too. He needs a prison cell with no access to a phone, or a computer. Only Newspapers, pen and paper since he wants to go back. Oh yeah, he has to behave in order to get envelopes and stamps. ✌️❤️🌼
@ITT2023Ай бұрын
exactly
@drew4HIMАй бұрын
Correct! OUR choice could not be easier AMERICA...a Respectful, Honest & True Leader....a Fighter for all People who are Moving Forward...away from a tv star clown and criminal....AWAY from division AND FORWARD with Love & Joy! Let's DO THIS AMERICA...Let's UNITE in every state and Vote with one voice....for FREEDOM & NEW LIFE!
@magatsmorghulis6981Ай бұрын
"we like him because he says what he thinks" Drumpf supporters "he did not mean what he said" Drumpf supporters "why doesn´t he stop saying what he thinks ???" Drumpf supporters
@EthanBalkfieldАй бұрын
buh but buh but "he says it like it izzzz"
@itspersonal3351Ай бұрын
Vance’s “small talk” sounds more like an interrogation. No wonder the workers were uncomfortable.
@grimesdaughter9042Ай бұрын
Exactly! If any other person asked the workers these questions without obviously being a VP candidate, the workers would start suspecting the company sent someone for "discreet investigations".....
@PastryFan3016Ай бұрын
It was the Sprinklish Inquisition. " How long have you worked here? Tell me do these sprinkled donuts make sense? Answer truthfully or face the guillotine, Citizen!".
@robertwingate2446Ай бұрын
That and he asked For a couple of disposable gloves for later
JD: “How long have you been here?” Worker: “Two years” JD: “Do you have proof of citizenship?” Worker: “…..”
@adamsloan5471Ай бұрын
He said the zoo has come to town. Zoos don't come to town. The circus comes to town.
@leighpeasАй бұрын
Which he should know given that he's a 🤡💩.
@ChildlesscatladywiАй бұрын
😂ikr?
@angelamaryquitecontrary4609Ай бұрын
@@Childlesscatladywi And he's the person employed to follow the elephant in the room, with a shovel.
@ChildlesscatladywiАй бұрын
@@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 🤣yup
@southernweather25Ай бұрын
Lmao 😂
@capitalknockers666Ай бұрын
Her "Okay" at him telling her he was in the running for VP was absolute gold. He was expecting an "OMG, you're the VP, you're SO AWESOME I LOVE YOU", and when it didn't come he just completely shut down and wanted out ASAP. OK, I guess I'll have some of these and... whatever a normal person who didn't come here for the photo-op and to be fawned over by people too stupid to know I don't represent their best interests thinks would be "normal".
@Patty-ls5kvАй бұрын
yeah, Vance, whatever...
@mrsherwood2599Ай бұрын
Clean the couch stuffing out of your beard, JD Mandell.😅😅😅
@LowLight420Ай бұрын
Cure Autism Now
@christianbartendingАй бұрын
Absolute gold 🤣🤣
@BlueeyesthewarriorАй бұрын
That was an “I know exactly who you are JD, that’s why I don’t want to be on camera with you” okay.
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446Ай бұрын
What's weird as _heck_ and beyond... is how the US of A is still letting trump run for his dictatorship.
@apathybronsonАй бұрын
They are entertainers to a fault
@Cancun771Ай бұрын
Or how a lead of eight million votes can mean you lose. Or how basically just seven states even need to _bother_ holding elections while all voters not living there are de facto disenfranchised.
@cligjohnstone3524Ай бұрын
@@Cancun771 lol your right why even have elections, democracy is so lame /s
@Cancun771Ай бұрын
@@cligjohnstone3524 Democracy is actually very cool. The things is though, you just don't have much of it.
@intentionallyleftblank7286Ай бұрын
@@Cancun771Yes indeed. Yet we never seem to get to have a popular vote on revamping the electoral college system.
@lgran79Ай бұрын
Watching him unravel is so satisfying. 😊🎉
@sailincat2822Ай бұрын
_"Watching him unravel is so satisfying."_ I understand what you mean, but it's also frightening, considering the power he holds over his cult members.
@JohannaLeighАй бұрын
And funny! Between Stephen Colbert and Seth Myers, I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Then again, perhaps I should thank Mr. Trump, without whose lunacy, Steve and Seth wouldn't have anything to make fun of.😂
@josloan132Ай бұрын
It's like a toddler that has heard a word for the first time and has to keep repeating it 😆
@crystalshaw8744Ай бұрын
Exactly...giggle
@DH-xm3hcАй бұрын
He has been acting like this since President Joe Biden stepped down from the race to avoid prison time. He is really desperate acting and needs a prison cell not a mental facility.✌️❤️🌼 12:40 12:42 12:43
@hanjos2858Ай бұрын
That´s why he is called "Mantoddler"
@stacy4701Ай бұрын
Exactly!!
@Gfy69ytbАй бұрын
@@josloan132 it’s classic narcissistic behavior
@JimBanksyАй бұрын
Sending support from Scotland to the brave Ukrainian forces. 🇺🇦💙💛
@edwardrichardson7076Ай бұрын
Russia started that war!
@waryaawariiri1812Ай бұрын
And the suffering of long-occupied Palestinians by the genocidal fascist regime. 🇵🇸💪
@catebrooks6779Ай бұрын
Yes but... Odd place? Still: yep🎉
@tungzauzage977Ай бұрын
Sending hope and prayers to USA in a two dog race you guys will come in last.
@nedludd7622Ай бұрын
The more Trump/Vance say "weird", the more people think about it.
@charlesasmith7836Ай бұрын
Agree because they both are weirrrd 😂
@mayberelevant3237Ай бұрын
It’s weird how it really bothers them 😂
@belle.mАй бұрын
And agree
@Sebastian_NiedermeierАй бұрын
I can't remember a thing they said, that didn't make me think how weird it was. I mean Trump went from windmills Killing birds to electric sharks and Hannibal Lector - he's a curious one that Donald. Yet with Vance besides him, that one manages to be the oddball in their team.
@sarahmccoy1941Ай бұрын
That sounds weird, doesn’t it?
@oasntetАй бұрын
"I'm JD Vance, I'm running for Vice President." "Okay." Just feel the love in that room.
@carolelarochelle9854Ай бұрын
Well,we the people, feel something for sure🤪🤪
@Pocketrocket-pj1usАй бұрын
Too bad she was camera shy. She could of opened a KZbin channel or Tick Tok and made some money!! Definately more than she would get for at least 2 years working at that dive. Sorry to say that but I worked in a Hamburger place, for 5 years. I know what shitty jobs look like!! 'OKAY Imagine the T-shirts. A magic 8 Ball, where every answer was...OKAY. Like Andy Warhol said. 'Now you can talk to God's (In the doors movie at least. When he was played by George McFly. Wait avec. Wrong. Sorry. It was Andy Warhol but he said, 'In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.' What if this was her chance?
@mariannerivera2720Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@FredricoMayonettiАй бұрын
@@Pocketrocket-pj1ushahaha you’re on to something. She def could have ended up on a few of these late night shows. But in a way, her wanting nothing out that interaction is a batter burn! Otherwise JD would say “All I have to do is walk into a donut shop to change someone’s life!”
@zeddy_meАй бұрын
First time he's had the pleasure of licking around the ring. Unless you include the times with Trump and Peter Thiel.
@TiltenАй бұрын
Trump is a simple-minded person, if someone calls him "bad", his best comeback is "No, you're bad". Now he calls everybody else weird, I wonder where he got that from... 😁
@sherinameless1618Ай бұрын
The "I know you are, but what am I?" argument always wins debates.
@timm5362Ай бұрын
"Barack HUSSEIN isn't a real US citizen ... Barack HUSSEIN....Barack HUUUUUSSEEEIIIN! You knoooow, Barack HUSSEIN is so nasty to me!"
@WyvernYTАй бұрын
"Not a puppet. Not a puppet. You're the puppet."
@thebagelsproductionsАй бұрын
He's a complete imbecile
@anniegoulaheee8025Ай бұрын
@@sherinameless1618 I've had to use I know you are but what am I on a few MAGAS. drives them wild!😂😂😂
@LavenderApogeeАй бұрын
Seth, you deserve all kinds of awards for your multi character performances😂
@princellasmith7562Ай бұрын
Walz didn’t go to an ivy league school like a lot of Presidents and VPs, but he found the most brilliant way to describe Trump and Vance. No one has managed to get under Trump’s skin like this. He has done something no elites or intellectuals have been able to do. Good ole’ midwestern lexicon. 😂😂😂
@AbsentWithoutLeavingАй бұрын
It's because Walz is a real person, not a facsimile of a real person as interpreted by a republican politician.
@357CLOUDYАй бұрын
Thanks for blurring the donut shop lady's face. I hope she isn't suffering for all this.
@tkx7Ай бұрын
Seth Meyers has been calling Trump weird long before Walz and others
@cmr7854Ай бұрын
"...and when you see my ghastly countenance on television... " I nearly fell out of my chair when he did his Trump rant!
@D-S-9Ай бұрын
Eleven times? Well that’s just plain… strange.
@Steve-gc5ntАй бұрын
Ha. I'd almost go as far as to call it well, bizarre.
@Smooshes786Ай бұрын
@@Steve-gc5ntdefinitely peculiar!
@autonomousstardust2Ай бұрын
@@Smooshes786 unusual, even!
@matrisgallus6189Ай бұрын
Abnormal.
@crystalshaw8744Ай бұрын
It was weird...
@winkipinkyАй бұрын
Mosquitoes don't run around, they FLY! Saying such nonsense is just plain WEIRD!
@childless-catlady8255Ай бұрын
*Trump does not have ONE redeeming human quality. Not ONE.*
@naturalgr00werАй бұрын
Not. ONE!!!!
@sir_vixАй бұрын
correction: he is mortal.
@darrenbryant9253Ай бұрын
Dam the quality. Is he even human? 😆
@HanSlowloАй бұрын
@@sir_vix I wonder if one pulled Trump's skin too hard, whether it would tear and reveal evidence that reptile people exist and have infiltrated our politics. But that they are clearly not nearly as clever as speculated before (or just found a creative way to mock humans).
@IAmJustRАй бұрын
@@sir_vix but are we even sure?? 😂
@shorea27Ай бұрын
"You gotta vote for me, even if you don't like me (...so that I don't go to jail, pleeeease!!!)"
@ladyzinada5341Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂. Cry 😢 for help. Man desperate
@erickramer3050Ай бұрын
You can tell someone talked JD Vance into going to the doughnut shop to show what a" man of the people" he is. It's so cringefully forced and, dare I say, weird...
@laurafay2796Ай бұрын
Who goes into a donut shop and asks the employees how long they've been working there. I was waiting for one of them to say why are you asking me that? NOYB ... ask about the donuts or leave
@toddtravis2596Ай бұрын
Not as cringey as Harris busing people to a diner for a photo op, while the regular customers were told to leave. 🤦🏾
@alexandradanieleАй бұрын
@laurafay2796 I was wishing one of them would say none of your business!
@GizmoBeachАй бұрын
@@laurafay2796 I’d have asked how long’s he been weird, because he was just vile before.
@DanceintheRaine666Ай бұрын
@@GizmoBeachTHAT IS BRILLIANT...you Americans SHOULD respond to every comment with THAT question....or just GIGGLE/LAUGH out loud & squeak out "weird".❤
@kennethdodemaide8678Ай бұрын
Trump, Vance and Kennedy. The definition of WEIRD
@lukedixon-ny2psАй бұрын
JD Vance in the donut shop was weird! He asked 4 people how long they’d worked there and merely said, “okay”. Weird.
@peternicholas2393Ай бұрын
TASK: Simulate Human Interaction STATE: Failed
@GizmoBeachАй бұрын
I always catalog out loud what choices a donut shop is offering. You know, perfectly normal conversation.
@ingridfong-daley5899Ай бұрын
He actually said "Okay, good" to every one of them. Like, my employment history meets with your approval?
@AR-ki7hgАй бұрын
Who's always saying weird? Weird vibes man aren't too joyful.
@zeddy_meАй бұрын
He has no interest in them. It was merely a photo op. He doesn't care about them - and they knew it.
@raef90Ай бұрын
That JD Vance doughnut incident is actually a master class in passive aggressive attacks. He was SO OFFENDED and let down by her answering "ok" to him that he Eeyore monotoned "ok" back at all of them to be like, "I'm not insignificant, YOU'RE insignificant. Whatever makes sense. 😢" 😂😂😂
@HeatherGomez-ug1jsАй бұрын
I got the same impression. How dare these people not fawn all over JD! Don't they know how important and normal he is??
@MaryAnn-cd5toАй бұрын
He probably thinks she needs to have some children
@catmomjewettАй бұрын
I didn’t catch that! Thx! 🤭
@southernweather25Ай бұрын
Depression hitting extra hard today. This video helped me laugh. Thank you.
@grimesdaughter9042Ай бұрын
I hope that you find another dozen things that lighten your mood🤘
@PastryFan3016Ай бұрын
Humor definitely helps. I've been turning to it a lot too. Just know that there will be better days. Take care of yourself. 🤗 P.S. Did you know Vance googled dolphin 🐬 porn on porpoise?
@catmomjewettАй бұрын
😉💛
@357CLOUDYАй бұрын
Hope it lifts soon. 🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻 Laughter is good medicine so is exercise if you are able to.
@MsCaramello73Ай бұрын
I hope you're feeling a little better.
@JamesR624Ай бұрын
"First of all, the opposite of 'weird' isn't 'solid', it's 'normal'." XD
@asynchronicityАй бұрын
That Fox Clown Hall was a national embarrassment 🤦♂️🤮
@TriViuM2k22Ай бұрын
@@asynchronicity Clown Hall is the most perfect name for it.
@alainsavard3680Ай бұрын
Please don't insult the clowns, they are better than these weirdos.
@elhior23Ай бұрын
Really? Hasn't fox been that since their inception? For you it was this town hall though?
@charlesasmith7836Ай бұрын
Lol great description 😂😂😂😂😂
@ChristopherHoran-z6yАй бұрын
Kamala Harris , " COMMANDER IN CHIEF " , does that appear right to you ?
@raenowayАй бұрын
“Some sprinkle stuff”…why did he say it like that?!? 😂😂😂
@Patty-ls5kvАй бұрын
BECAUSE HE IS JUST A REGULAR GUY? HEH, HEH....
@frizzit6Ай бұрын
Whatever makes sense. Sooo... Whatever is normal? 😂
@wisconsinfarmer4742Ай бұрын
His parental units never let him be himself.
@tejaswomanАй бұрын
He's never actually been in a donut shop ordering for himself, and therefore doesn't know they're called sprinkles?
@victoriabaker4400Ай бұрын
Not at all weird tho, right?
@Monika-mh2jeАй бұрын
" Mosquitoes running around " other fine line by the stable genius. 😂😂😂
@carolelarochelle9854Ай бұрын
Maybe MOSQUITOES in u.s. have VERY long legs...
@charlesasmith7836Ай бұрын
@@Monika-mh2je 😂😂😂
@Monika-mh2jeАй бұрын
@@carolelarochelle9854 long and beautiful legs, the most beautiful legs I ever saw.😉😂
@PastryFan3016Ай бұрын
Poor guy doesn't realize that he finished his mosquito complaint by admitting he has horribly low self esteem. "And we don't like politicians running around trying to ruin our country.", "but you have no choice but to vote for me." Wrong! ❎❎❎
@Monika-mh2jeАй бұрын
@PastryFan3016 he's a tiny, whiny man with a huge ego.
@crystalokeefe197Ай бұрын
"I will have human doughnuts of the human kind , please..."
@debcastle2063Ай бұрын
I don’t like that guy, however I’m NOT VOTING for him.
@alexab2016Ай бұрын
Honestly, is Trump even able to have a conversation without griping 🙄😂
@AbsentWithoutLeavingАй бұрын
Can you imagine getting button-holed by this man at a party? It's a terrifying thought, you'd never get away.
@Betterworld47Ай бұрын
Trump is insulted because Democrates said he was weird. However, Trump never stopped insulting VP Harris and Gov. Walz with much more degrading insults towards them. If another country says that Trump is weird is he going to press the nuclear button?
@angelamaryquitecontrary4609Ай бұрын
He'd probably be okay with, say, Norway, but would not accept it from a sh!thole country. Boom!
@babotondАй бұрын
do you think tromp understands those languages?
@TheErnie1964Ай бұрын
I'm from another country and I think he's weird
@angelamaryquitecontrary4609Ай бұрын
@@babotond Good point! Looking at his skills in his native language, I think outside aid would be necessary.
@Patty-ls5kvАй бұрын
Me too, matey - too right (New Zealand)
@roccocroceАй бұрын
There’s no quicker way to have people think you’re weird than to whine about not being weird.
@lesley7239Ай бұрын
Vance said 'the zoo came to town'. Since when do zoos go from town to town? Somebody should tell him.
@DizzMoll8312Ай бұрын
The press corps that follows the campaigns is known as the zoo, the press plane is referred to as the zoo plane. Hunter s Thompson brought the term into the public eye during his coverage of the Nixon campaign.
@ElorauroraАй бұрын
@@DizzMoll8312 That's historically interesting, but it ties in with the idea that JD is such a political creature that he doesn't know how to talk to normal people without using jargon.
@Patty-ls5kvАй бұрын
HE WON'T GET IT
@xamislimelight8965Ай бұрын
If anything, it sheds a light on how he sees the people; caged animals only to seeve his amusement.
@brucebaker810Ай бұрын
Circus, dude. Just say circus. That's a traveling zoo...plus acts and clowns. Historically, maybe also a sideshow. Where JoJo the dog-faced boy eats live chickens.
@deniseboldea1624Ай бұрын
What is the obsession with straws? IT'S WIERD!
@PoweredByEnvyАй бұрын
It's wild that jd vance is less human and more robotic than mark f-ing zukerberg.
@paulgibbon5991Ай бұрын
It reminds me of that episode of Futurama where Zoidberg (a bright-red lobster man with pincers for hands and tentacles around his mouth) passes as "Hugh Mann" through wearing a fake moustache.
@ladyzinada5341Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@grimesdaughter9042Ай бұрын
Data from Star Trek could have done better. He would also not rant against "childless cat ladies" bc for a long time in the show he kinda is one 😂
@PastryFan3016Ай бұрын
He and his 🍊 leader remind me of the two robots in The Mitchell's vs the Machines trying to blend in with the humans. "I am a normal person. I eat normal food *splats food on face screen*. I have regular human emotions *and like Trump displaying the path of a hurricane, pulls out a sharpie and draws a curved line to represent a smile on face screen*. "I'm not weird!".
@SebastianDingleswitchАй бұрын
He'll have to face Stephen Harper if he advances to the next level of Crypto-Mortal Kombat
@jwconglomerate332Ай бұрын
When JD is at the donut shop and he thanks them for letting the crew come in and film, he says "The zoo has come to town". But obviously it's the circus that comes to town and stirs everything up with it's hubbub. Zoos don't travel. How does he not know zoos don't travel?
@sherinameless1618Ай бұрын
The cat went to MA to try to get IVF treatments, since somebody told her that without kittens, her life was pointless, and she might as well be euthanized.
@ladyzinada5341Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@singintherain-e7hАй бұрын
🤔
@dracoargentum9783Ай бұрын
Without kittens, she needed to find an old woman to commune with.
@ingridfong-daley5899Ай бұрын
Humanless Cat Lady?
@DanceintheRaine666Ай бұрын
Witty comment! Loved it❤
@slflewАй бұрын
You know how mosquitos pay for the citronella wall? Through the blood bank.
@Patty-ls5kvАй бұрын
GOOD ONE!
@brucebaker810Ай бұрын
Walls and banks work. Some people say SIR, what about a screen? A fabric net? No good, I said. They're subject to Tear...riffs. and those totally work too.
@GTARC-2023Ай бұрын
Vance - "I'm running for President" Lady - "Ok" (I know who you are mofo)
@AKHill-gj2uyАй бұрын
Lady - "OK ... (That sounds like a you problem)"
@laurafay2796Ай бұрын
When they didn't treat him any differently he tried to take the authority route. None of his business how long they've been working there and that was a WEIRD question. A normal question would have been what's the most popular donut here.
@IAmJustRАй бұрын
Lady: ok, but do you want a donut or not?😂
@havcola6983Ай бұрын
Thank god the lady had the presence of mind to ask not to be on camera. Could you imagine the amount of stalking and hate she might be subjected to otherwise?
@peternicholas2393Ай бұрын
ok but he did say VICE president
@keawarrenАй бұрын
That cat joke was amazing. Well done to the writer.
@gamepapa1211Ай бұрын
Reminder: normal people don't need to remind everybody they're not weird. In fact, it's even WEIRDER that you have to tell everyone you're not weird.
@ucantSQАй бұрын
Right. Even the weirdo who embraces the term is better off than the weirdo who denies it and fights against it. Trying to convince people you're normal is very sus.
@peebay3515Ай бұрын
And he's not cool weird like David Bowie or Lady Gaga weird, he's like Charles Manson creepy weird just like his running mate.
@DanceintheRaine666Ай бұрын
@@ucantSQ hahaha I've been called "Weird", "Odd", "Terrifying", "Intimidating", "Strange", "so very DIFFERENT", "Not Normal", "An Asshole"...(and many other negative things)...and I just LAUGH and LAUGH. I NEVER understood WHY ANYONE would WANT to be "normal".
@BasedChaisАй бұрын
@@gamepapa1211 they're doing the Streisand effect on themselves. Drawing attention to something you want to keep a secret by talking about it a lot. What a moronic ignoramus.
@randyhowey7414Ай бұрын
@@gamepapa1211 and even if you've been Weird your whole life , this is America , Stand Proud !
@BasedChaisАй бұрын
The audience at that town hall was WEIRDDD. They sounded like a laugh track, and LOST THEIR MINDS eveytime trump spoke.
@peteF776Ай бұрын
"Me thinks he doth protest too much" both with the weirdness and the Masculinity.
@DanceintheRaine666Ай бұрын
ZACTLY❤
@pyratehyena1312Ай бұрын
"whatever makes sense." = "you decide for me, peasants. I don't care."
@eartherinfireАй бұрын
“Amuse me, peons!” Weirdos
@tejaswomanАй бұрын
That, or he's worried that if he orders the 'wrong' thing, Fox will make fun of him.
@feelthejoyАй бұрын
I think he’s just so focused on trying to look relatable but he’s also such a sociopath that he truly doesn’t know what to say
@JusticeAlwaysАй бұрын
Those donut shop workers didn't give a rat's tail about Vance...ha ha
@sarahmccoy1941Ай бұрын
They probably through he was a bit weird!
@iamgeraldmusicАй бұрын
The fact that she was like enough already, trying not to roll her eyes at 10:03
@DanteMasaruАй бұрын
Seth's Trump impression is among the best I've ever heard. Always love it when he does that bit.
@MiniclashАй бұрын
Too bad he only does it 3 to 4 times on every show.
@fionamackie3357Ай бұрын
It absolutely trumps his Aussie impression 😂
@RadioAaronАй бұрын
The Trump TicTac bit is my favorite example of how great his impression is. So good.
@SunflowerMonroe7612Ай бұрын
Stephen Colbert does a pretty good one too. 🤣
@DanceintheRaine666Ай бұрын
His hands remain the same size and his IQ does not PLUMMET to lobotomy level....but I LOVE it too!
@alphabrainwaveАй бұрын
Trump and Vance are so detached from normal human life that they can't even order donuts or visit a cemetery without saying "Do you know who I am?"
@davidjazay9248Ай бұрын
Wonder if Rump will grow bone spurs before the debate?
@fionamackie3357Ай бұрын
Throat spurs, probably.
@PastryFan3016Ай бұрын
I don't know but he did cough up a tonsil stone during one interview. Maybe they'll metastasize right before the debate. 🤢
@PastryFan3016Ай бұрын
That answering machine joke was brilliant. Seth and the writers are so hilarious. Weird or solid sounds like Trump's describing a BM. "Looked kinda weird. Was very solid. Can't look even more constipated than usual. Call Dr. Johnson or Jackson or uhhh, I can't remember.".
@sherinameless1618Ай бұрын
"Walz said I'm weird. I'm not weird. He is weird. JD is not weird, but more weird than me. Now believe me when I tell that I am the opposite of weird: cromulent."
@charlieevergreen3514Ай бұрын
I have a pretty decent vocabulary, but I had to look up “cromulent”. Love your comment.
@monicawallace-jn8tlАй бұрын
Thus saith the corpulent sex-predator, mob-boss, fascist, felon….
@Tonyhouse1168Ай бұрын
“And finally: covfefe”
@bewitched3912Ай бұрын
@@Tonyhouse1168 I used that wordism this morning 😂
@Patty-ls5kvАй бұрын
@@charlieevergreen3514 What is it?
@Shichard2006Ай бұрын
NEVER reward a Republican with your vote.
@danwg3368Ай бұрын
"The double-milk twins" took me a second, but wow, that's a reference I wasn't expecting lol
@sherinameless1618Ай бұрын
Double your mild sense of well-being, double your G-rated fun, with double-milk, double-milk, double-milk twins.
@ladyaj7784Ай бұрын
Lol! I missed that the first time. 😂
@brucebaker810Ай бұрын
Hey kids. Who wants autocracy? -- I do! I do!
@heatherphillips8039Ай бұрын
You are right Frumpy the Felon... you are a solid rock. Just as smart as one too!
@haydenwilliams1577Ай бұрын
"I'm not weird."-Diaper Don
@brucebaker810Ай бұрын
I'm running for president. Plus wanna buy a fake picture of me for 100 bucks? If you buy 15 I'll throw in a swatch from my nya nya suit. How about a bible/constitution for 60? "Only gold bullets can harm me" sneakers for 400? So vote for me for 1 day dictator. That way none of my many crimes can put me in jail. And tell that lady who just switched from Indian to black for the perks that I. Am. Not. Weird.
@simplysierra9035Ай бұрын
Lmao every time one of these people goes to a fast food restaurant or grabs a slushy they drink through a straw. How weird do you have to be to think it’s not manly to drink through a straw 🤣🤣
@bubblesezblondeАй бұрын
Thanks Seth and Crew
@steffanytucker6932Ай бұрын
That's WEIRD!
@fuzzy6006Ай бұрын
Watters wth his "masculine" look and hand gestures, talking about other people's masculinity 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@fionamackie3357Ай бұрын
His fascination with blokes sucking on straws is a bit odd.
@DR-kh6jbАй бұрын
The milk shake mustache is the only way he can have one. (He has so much tanning makeup on, I’m surprised no one has accused him of black face)
@wisconsinfarmer4742Ай бұрын
Has Watters ever said anything resembling sanity?
@Gabi-lt4mxАй бұрын
@@wisconsinfarmer4742 yes, he did and yes, he can.
@victoriabaker4400Ай бұрын
He's VERY invested in making rules to enforce toxic masculinity. Classic closet case behavior.
Purrfect cat joke. Some writers aren't paid enough.
@brucebaker810Ай бұрын
They aren't given enough scratch?
@LunaryxDiarmaitАй бұрын
Just whatever makes sense is what you want. Holy hell, Vance.
@PastryFan3016Ай бұрын
That wasn't a good request on his part. They might have then proceed to provide him a cup of coffee imbued holy water and a dozen holey donuts, but he's still alive. Guess they didn't have a sensible menu for Vance. 😢
@AbsentWithoutLeavingАй бұрын
Haha, spoken like a man who doesn't know what donuts are
@wisconsinfarmer4742Ай бұрын
poor guy does not know how to be himself. his parents must have been terrible.
@KBH27Ай бұрын
Not voting for these guys, Just whatever makes sense
@PeterOakcroftАй бұрын
11 Times in 30 Seconds - thats WEIRD!!!!!!!!!
@wisconsinfarmer4742Ай бұрын
Dude is over the top turning it up to eleven!
@robertgriffith9703Ай бұрын
If Vance is a Synthetic Humanoid, it Might Explain His Attraction to Upholstered Furniture.
@IAmJustRАй бұрын
And several other oddities 😂
@loatistАй бұрын
Even if I agree, I'm here with the gentle reminder that You Don't Have To Capitalize Every Word.
@robertgriffith9703Ай бұрын
Seriously, is it really that Big of a deal? I do capitalize many of My words, especially Pronouns for Emphasis. Many other People do it to. Are We committing some sort of Internet Faux Pas? I've had maybe 2 Other People mention this in the Hundreds of texts I've sent. And the text You are so Passive/Aggressively commenting on has words that are in lower case. Are You some sort of Creepy JD Vance Super Fan? "Even if I Agreed". What a snide, petty thing to say. Aren't You a Bit Ashamed of Your Secret Love for that Wet Dish Rag of a Man and This is how get Your kicks Honey? Do You Enjoy Saying something Patronising that will Stick in Somebody's Craw for a few Days? I Hope This Sticks In Yours!
@isetfrances6124Ай бұрын
Nailed it brother Seth🔨
@fuzzy6006Ай бұрын
Was that Chump's attempt to display his "brilliant" way of weaving thoughts, re: mosquitos? Or was that just a typical self-interruption by the slightest distraction?🤔 😂😂😂😂😂
@mariom6368Ай бұрын
😹
@IAmJustRАй бұрын
Or the worst case of ADHD in recorded history 😂
@thebagelsproductionsАй бұрын
He has an IQ of 73. His mind wanders. He doesn't function as an adult
@johncarlaw8633Ай бұрын
12:55 He waves his hand like fending off a mosquito nearby....a little like he fended of a bullet shot nearby. Speaking of which, can't see any evidence of lacerated flesh from a high velocity bullet impact at all, looks pristine , amazing what plastic surgery can do in only 6 weeks.
@annewagner196Ай бұрын
He has no idea how to relate with people.
@FDR_progressive_liberalАй бұрын
I believe JDV is a replicant. And it only takes 2 questions to spot him.
@busylawbeeАй бұрын
The UK already has out of stock mini McFlurries
@kevinjones-lr7poАй бұрын
Nail it! Between you, Steven Colbert, Ron Stewart, you keep me in stitches… Thanks for keeping the news halfway enjoyable :)
@Gfy69ytbАй бұрын
Jd is like the job police-“just wanted to make sure you’re not getting a free ride here”.
@ladyzinada5341Ай бұрын
Stalking VP Air Force 2 was cringe of him. I'm just looking at my future airplane ✈️ that's all. 😂
@PastryFan3016Ай бұрын
Then there's the dolphin porn. He watched it on porpoise.
@maggieliz1059Ай бұрын
I know I thought that was so uncomfortable, what a stupid question to ask in a fast food donut shop
@sesimiller5169Ай бұрын
yeah ikr?? it's like he's GRILLING them about their job?? ... why does it come across as so antagonistic!?!
@eparker726Ай бұрын
I was called "weird" as a child because I did not fit gender, clothing, or social norms. I wore it like a badge of courage and taught my kids that "normal" was a setting on a dryer, no person is "normal". Trump and Vance make me regret that stance. They are beyond weird to a point that abnormal does not even begin to explain.
@victoriabaker4400Ай бұрын
I wrote an essay in the 1980s reclaiming the word weirdo for myself. Many.of us who have been stigmatized for being different have done that. And in all of this, many of us continue to say, there's good weird and bad weird, and those guys are bad, creepy weird. #CreepyWeird
@michaellombardi1620Ай бұрын
This debate is going to be so interesting!
@darren7515Ай бұрын
a former prosecutor vs a current criminal with ALOT of dirty skeletons in his closet.....Absolutely the debate is going to be something to see.
@IAmJustRАй бұрын
This may be the closest thing we’ll get to seeing him prosecuted… 🤔I’m ordering pizza! 🍕 🎉
@mayberelevant3237Ай бұрын
I’m still betting he finds a lame excuse to back out.
@Mike-ph5rnАй бұрын
That message should say "You have reached MY limit, goodbye."
@krisfrederick5001Ай бұрын
That in of itself is weird. Self fulfilling prophecy.
@JaffjvАй бұрын
Definitely got under his thin skin
@charlesasmith7836Ай бұрын
@@krisfrederick5001 Agree Trump is weird
@flippert0Ай бұрын
Tim Walz is a genius: "weird" is the new "why did you beat your wife?".
@k.r.3598Ай бұрын
"I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounce off me and sticks to you."
@charlieevergreen3514Ай бұрын
Exactly. Same level of thinking.
@AbsentWithoutLeavingАй бұрын
@@charlieevergreen3514 -That's the thing...he is speaking to his audience at THAT level. Just goes to show what Trump thinks of his voters. How anyone could think that man will stand up for them is beyond me.
@MallykinsАй бұрын
The level of cringe in him ordering those donuts… I can’t.
@ywoulduchoosetousethisАй бұрын
Vance has never made small talk before. It is awkward to see an anti-social person running for Vice. His one job as vice is meeting ppl.
@BrandonStonerAEPАй бұрын
Closer Look is the best part of my morning
@jenniferneedham5514Ай бұрын
You have reached your limit, goodbye!!! Truth!!
@juliairwin4481Ай бұрын
Love it!!
@zeddy_meАй бұрын
Jessie's wrist movements whilst saying "That tells you everything." 🤣🤣🤣
@wanderingsethАй бұрын
Jesse Waters looks like the kind of guy who wears makeup and expects his mother to wash his clothes. I'm gay and I'm more masculine than him.
@chezmoi42Ай бұрын
Weirdly, he is apparently married. Have you heard the story of how he got her to go out with him?
@charlieevergreen3514Ай бұрын
@@chezmoi42 You mean the story where Jesse Waters slashed her tires so she would be forced to ask for his help? Yes, forced to ask for help from the person who just slashed her tires. That story? That confession of a psychopath story? Laughing while he recalled it on national TV. Fucking insane. Seriously.
@chezmoi42Ай бұрын
@@charlieevergreen3514 Yep, that one. I wonder what his mom thought about that. "You really shouldn't have done that, honey bunch."
@MC-342Ай бұрын
Yeah, he's a creep, a dangerous one. If someone had done that to meet me, I'd run the other way. She must have been desperate. He's sick.
@peternicholas2393Ай бұрын
Whenever I see Watters I think of a guillotine, for some reason. Same thing with Stephen Miller.
@kevyakАй бұрын
Trump and Vance should be the new definition of weird when you ask for the definition in Google search.
@vuyokazinkunjana2921Ай бұрын
Seth's smile in the thumbnail is so adorable 😊
@leighpeasАй бұрын
I think he's pretty much always adorbs...when in motion. His eyes are way to 👀 open for that smile to pass as genuine, and to me that expression gives "take the &#$@ing photo" vibes. That pencil has celebrity "baby" teeth marks, or I'm a monkey's uncle.
@MrMatteNWkАй бұрын
Weird, wild stuff. I did not know that.
@BryanJohnson-qb1seАй бұрын
Jesse Watters is Ross Gellars gay stunt double.
@HanSlowloАй бұрын
If he becomes like Steven Segal, he'll start using that body double for standing around and kicking above shin-height.
@anniegoulaheee8025Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 YES!!🌈🎉
@monrushАй бұрын
Russ???
@BryanJohnson-qb1seАй бұрын
@@monrush “Ross” is a character from the sit-com FRIENDS
@monrushАй бұрын
@@BryanJohnson-qb1se in the show FRIENDS (Not sure why you capitalised that) there is a guy that Rachel dates who looks like Ross (played by David Schwimmer with a fake chin) called Russ......
@pizzaishappiness7994Ай бұрын
Whatever makes sense? Ya, nothing weird about that. 🤣
@gamepapa1211Ай бұрын
Reminder: Trump claimed to have a 155 IQ, 55 points above the national average. And yet it's weird he pronounced "the United States" as "the Unitesh Sesh."
@lonpfrbАй бұрын
IQ 73 is closer to the truth.
@Tonyhouse1168Ай бұрын
Covfefe. That is all. But before I leave, is this your boat?
@ApodicticusАй бұрын
Every time they say "solid", what comes to mind is the fecal impaction that dethroned 'The King'.
@TomscommentАй бұрын
Vance makes me cringe every time I see the clip, and it gets even worse with every time I see it.
@welcomestrangerАй бұрын
I do like these longer edit monologue + closer look videos. Please keep them up!
@susanbrown4891Ай бұрын
Thanks, Seth.🤗
@apoca_lipsАй бұрын
The mosquito thing is honestly the most relatable thing that guy has ever said.
@shakthidhasan4544Ай бұрын
Some of those questions to JOliver were quite tough.
@PowerGlove79Ай бұрын
Didn’t let him get away with anything. Damn good journalism!
@brucebaker810Ай бұрын
But then John called him a nasty evil interviewer. And was whisked away by his entourage.
@waynemcintosh616Ай бұрын
Another great show Seth thanks for keeping us all well informed and laughing
@RobertWestfall-w3kАй бұрын
Don't forget he grabbed the interviewer's water bottle at the black women's interview
@victoriabaker4400Ай бұрын
That was very weird.
@FrancisR420Ай бұрын
Didn't he grab it and then tighten the lid and put it back
@victoriabaker4400Ай бұрын
@@FrancisR420 He unscrewed the top partially, then yes tightened it back and put it back. just weird. If I were her I would not drink again from it.
@NoonMightАй бұрын
“I’m JD Vance I’m running for vice president this year” “okay…”
@asynchronicityАй бұрын
Weird Donald and Sim Shady are almost over, thank god🤮
@Patty-ls5kvАй бұрын
AMEN TO THAT ! PRAISE THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY, THANK YOU JESUS!