Trump Faces Scrutiny Over Personal Properties, Hurricane Lies: A Closer Look

[@limberlad]

"Please leave my town" had me rolling. So polite yet so abrasive.

[@ronniecaron6827]

SPERM DONOR # 666 FATHERED Boris & Donald I wonder how many more # 666 fertilized in that swamp.

[@RIXRADvidz]

@@ronniecaron6827 it was a cloning vat that was left to simmer and boiled over, so the scum ran over the side and well......

[@bryanhill1406]

My god, I would love a chance to ask Trump to "please leave my town", except the only thing that would come out of my mouth is "get the f$%k out of my country, nazi traitor."

[@couragekarnga8735]

He's been facing scrutiny for years now. I want to see him face actual consequences!

[@sirmoonslosthismind]

would be a nice change of pace

[@lizzyw6209]

Yes! I need to see him face the consequences that's been piling up for so long now--I need justice. It's insane.

[@Islandswamp]

I agree. I don't think he'll see any repercussions.

[@rodneysmart9774]

Bush got away with war crimes. Don't hold your breath waiting for them to punish trumpty dumbty.

[@launchinlance8662]

For what? Just one thing, with facts behind it.

[@Lelffy]

“He exaggerates and spins...” Yeah, that’s just F*ckin’ lying

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

...And the reason for our projectile vomiting

[@jimbendtsen8841]

Yeah, you're just a f*ckin' moron.

[@cisco8650]

Shouldn't the president communicate effectively so the vast majority of people understand him clearly? That whole he "communicates differently than most people" is a load of bull. And it either means he is an unintelligible moron or a damn liar. Plain and simple.

[@thundafromdownunda8340]

@@jimbendtsen8841 found the Trump troll. It's idiots like you that are driving the world's opinion of America down, down, down even more than the narcissistic, lying, overgrown man baby you gave power too. A three year old sooky la la throwing tantrums on a daily basis. What a joke. I expect better behavior from my infant son for crying out loud. To quote Red Forman, get your head out of your ass.

[@thundafromdownunda8340]

I'll never understand this thesaurus approach not just to Trump but to any politician. I can't remember who it was, but I think it was Sarah Huckasans, someone said 'uh huh' as a response to a question, and when she was later asked about it, she claimed 'oh no, uh huh doesn't always mean YES' YES IT DOES YOU DUMB TROLLOP. Why do we take this bullcrap from politicians when WE wouldn't get away with it in the principals office!? Noone ever pushes em and goes 'NO, that's EXACTLY what it means, stop lying!'

[@bamagrl26]

Look I live in Alabama and I am so proud of the NWS in Birmingham for setting the record straight. When will I wake up from this nightmare 😭😭😭 November 2020

[@colabama]

^^^ This

[@lisagulick4144]

I'm a Missouri girl, and living in Tornado Alley, we rely on the NWS. If they could be swayed by the Orange Alert in the White House, then how could we depend on them? Trump should let the NWS do their job--it's not about politics, it's about keeping people informed and safe.

[@MrFranconn]

mat, pick me, pick me I know....NEVER

[@ozzykrahn806]

How things there, hope the house is intact after the hurrican never hit alabama lol

[@danemassie3750]

So grateful to have A Closer Look back! KZbin sucks without it

[@Fralexion]

This man has lied his entire life _and he's still not any good at it._

[@jeaniebird999]

Yeah, but _he_ believes everything that comes out of that pie hole and that's all that matters... to him.

[@JonathanAguilar-ei9dt]

Uhh let’s see h,mm he is sexist idiotic cause ing other countries go mad such as trump angering China ec’ now that ain’t no god deed

[@JonathanAguilar-ei9dt]

Also he is racist to Africans . Mostly when talking to Obama

[@ottobormann]

Alex Franklin Yes, and the same goes for this generation of the GOP, Dotard Rump and the GOP should be tied together and both will fall.

[@allergyw1244]

too funny!

[@helenamirian908]

tRump trying to flame someone for having an affair is beyond hypocritical.

[@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748]

It’s delusional

[@todd-617]

Doesn't getting caught having an affair move you to the top of the republican candidate list for office?

[@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748]

Todd Romain only if you make them get a secret abortion or your cheating on your wife with a gay man in male rest stops

[@liquidminds]

"Hey. You can't have an affair. I have an affair already. You copy me. Stop it"

[@Quartzquiz333]

@@liquidminds "That's MY thing!"

[@ladylady8738]

I miss Barack Obama so much. A man of class and distinction. Exceptional integrity and intellect. I most of all miss his speeches and I can't ever forget his compassion, when he cried with the parents whose babies were shot at Sandy Hook. Barack Obama is a great man.

[@doneestoner9945]

Yes yes yes !

[@corvus2512]

God, me too, sometimes i just go watch old obama speeches to remind me of what a president should sound like. It makes me feel so much better

[@elizabethnovotny109]

He was so much better in so many ways....”cut from a different cloth”... actually empathy and compassion for the country!

[@michaelmoline7058]

Sure, If you like your tax dollars funding terrorist groups. Oh wait, you all probably don't even pay taxes lmao.

[@ladylady8738]

@@michaelmoline7058 Do you know that the ONLY terrorist groups in the US are Trump supporters, ie the White supremacists, the Alt right movement, the Klan and sundry other hate groups. Look at all who are doing all the killing of innocent people. Give me a break. Stupid asshole!

[@NamelessAzn388]

Better watch out. If we keep making fun of the Tallahassee trail not existing, he may just sharpie over a street sign to make it real

[@chloekey8043]

He’ll take $ from Congress and take land from private citizens to build it

[@Sarah_Gravydog316]

oops.too late!

[@Chunkboi]

The Tallahassee Trail runs right through Pleasure, California.

[@niceguy2171]

Then his cult followers will Insist it was always Real! Then he will order a dept. head to say it was always there.

[@jonnda]

Chunkboi sounds like a great place for hiking to me!

[@HandyMan657]

Whoever that woman was yelling, deserves a huge party and lotsa hugs. That was awesome!

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

Maybe some Navy Seal Medals?

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

Medal of Freedom! 😁

[@nerdynellie4729]

While it's great to laugh at him, when do we wake up and realize how dangerous this is. Seriously, we aren't safe anymore

[@Pyxis10]

We really are not, but to few seem to want to do anything about it.

[@Zeebo216]

It's come down to the point where we have play along with false alarms...like seriously🤷🤷🤷

[@AmbyJeans]

It's amazing to me how lax the public is with this. Most people I know just don't want to be bothered with politics. Sometimes I want to shake them. It's not something that should just be ignored, it can literally mean life and death.

[@takeahike2993]

Life isn't safe, jeezus cryste, you babies.

[@fumarc4501]

His daily assaults on truth and our systems of laws are an immediate danger to the country.

[@jesse_cole]

Lots of flaming dancers were actually killed on the Tallahassee Trail during the Bowling Green Massacre.

[@mypillowguy445]

They were killed by the Tallahassee Taliban. Trump hereby declares a total and complete ban on all Tallies.

[@hmsims3]

😂😂😂😂

[@ArnisKaye]

😂😂😂

[@pjbusdiva48]

Jesse Cole 😂😂😂

[@rara-yp5pq]

Jesse you must have some inside info NO ONE ELSE has!!

[@justhuman24]

Money does not buy class nor self respect. You either have it or you don't.

[@jbusa6630]

No but it'll buy you a president or a senator. Just ask the NRA

[@lookbovine]

You should rearrange the first sentence so the second makes sense, or so it means what you’re intending.

[@blondwiththewind]

It's also true that you can work to increase being "classy" and to have more self-respect. Donnie just isn't trying.

[@dafttool]

What’s the difference between Trump & Greenland? Greenland isn’t for sale

[@komalahayes1535]

(Rimshot) 🎶

[@stevenbaggley1257]

@President of the Virgin Islands Or a more orange, more stupid potato.

[@lw3269]

Well done

[@Twiche1]

@President of the Virgin Islands Shouldn't it be a sweet potato?

[@couragekarnga8735]

Perfect!

[@lisab9541]

Seth is on fire. You can tell when he's fed up with the crazy.

[@Toywins]

Yeah, he's REALLY annoyed. I think most of us feel the same.

[@naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039]

Many people are fed up with 45 and his cult.

[@christined3953]

SETH is a flaming fudge packer

[@nayr497]

@SceneMissingFilms Oh yeah, you're totally right. You get to be an SNL cast member, host of the Weekend Update...THEN have your own show on a Big 3 network by being a "hack." Nice try, nice try there. Don't worry, we all are well aware of the biggest hack going. Don Trump.

[@sunshine3914]

The jokes write themselves. Sad.

[@spindoctor358]

That Sharpie'd brain scan killed my sides 🤣

[@bettynolo23]

It got me too!😂😂😂

[@ArlanKels]

Showing off a fake map which scared Alabama..ians? Is tantamount to shouting fire in a crowded theater. Which is a crime. And modifying the map was also a crime.

[@peggie7126]

I am glad someone brought that up!!! He is a criminal in every way possible!!!!

[@RICHOCHANGO]

Give that writer who came up with the cat scan sharpie joke a promotion!!

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

(And the Sharpie becomes a legitimate Tax Write Off)

[@SalvadorXX98]

“Do you believe trump lies?” “No, I think he exaggerates and spins.” That’s a spin answer of yes he lies.

[@android12921]

Yep

[@kellylingro3288]

How meta

[@vargohoat9950]

its irrefutable that he lies on a daily basis, its not exaggeration or spin, its flat out lies and making imaginary things up. trumps a friggin textbook sociopath hamberder and the bun is dementia

[@suehof1]

Yes with every word he says!

[@khalpernia1943]

@@vargohoat9950 Dementia of buns all by itself is enough to send him around debend

[@supermarioisacat]

I could listen to the clip of that woman yelling, "Mr. President, F**K YOU!" all day long...

[@quintas66]

Can we please get that in a ring tone?

[@amberwatermelon9808]

That slightly warmed my cold heart

[@seanweiss3510]

Trump is not that bad of a president, not the best, not the worst just good

[@jamesdunn9714]

@@seanweiss3510 Worst ever and the worst there ever will be. Are you serious?

[@jazminemiles8195]

@@jamesdunn9714 and what of our next president are we going to have to suffer the same idea that they are just the worst think about it 3 years from now we're going to be saying the same thing about the next president trust me

[@jacquelyncollier3904]

I'm done, how could anyone VOTE for him again OMG.....🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@kaiza6467]

There’s a lot of uninformed and gullible people in America lol

[@tomservo5007]

people who believe he can hasten the Second Coming. Seriously. This is how sick some of his constituents are: kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3y9eHysgbZ3b6s

[@bobolobby]

Jacquelyn Gadson I didn't vote for Trump last time but he's got my vote in 2020.People are so easily offended these days its awsome.This the best America has ever been.4 more years of trump hater tears

[@hodaka1000]

...all of the above.

[@jbusa6630]

People who only watch fox aren't informed on anything that he does. Just propaganda

[@denklay6756]

How does he talk down to anyone about having an affair?

[@vblackwell3347]

Hell, how does he talk down to anyone about anything? He'll be the 1st to tell you he can "best" anyone. He can do anything worse, better than anyone.

[@UncleEbenezer77]

It's the same guy who'd slammed Obama for his golf outings and travel expenses, so...

[@Gfriend_Buddy99]

I know right... He even want to bang his daughter... So,,, an affair? Seriously...

[@420greatestqueen]

Because he's jealous he's not having one

[@hedylamarr8652]

GO BACK 2 MEXICO

[@ddrose06]

The sooner Trump leaves office, the sooner he goes to prison. VOTE!

[@Sarah_Gravydog316]

That's why Trump will do anything he can to stay in

[@VGofRI]

Yes

[@paulcharlesworth809]

His money will keep him out, if he did go to prison, he would end up buying it and setting himself free, America have had great leaders like Lincoln, jfk only for them to be shot, then you have trump, like our UK prime minister spouting out rubbish, I felt sorry for america having to put up with trump, but now the UK is in the same boat.

[@migrantson]

for what

[@ovo_faygss1440]

Yes vote TRUMP FOR 2020

[@buicia1130]

Unstable genius needs to go. Vote it out 2020. Enough insanity already.

[@mikee101]

genius?

[@VincentAmadeus]

@@mikee101 trump self-claim

[@Rayquez]

Done & done

[@bionicbezerker1304]

This guy makes Richard freaking Nixon look like a Boy Scout.

[@dorothyrichter1680]

At least Nixon had the good grace to resign when he was found out!

[@timm5362]

Sad thing is that I actually told my dad he would do just that if he were elected.

[@jackfirmin5814]

not really, Richard Nixon was ruthless, this guy is just plain stupid.

[@rickc2102]

He also makes Bush Jr. look incredibly competent.

[@couragekarnga8735]

At least Nixon had a little bit of honor in him.

[@NewMessage]

How long before he starts screaming that hurricanes are caused by windmills? He's gonna make that leap eventually... we all know it.

[@Hypotetiskt]

I would compare him to Don Quixote, except Don Quixote has good intentions, is well read, has loyal friends, and comes to his senses in the end... 🤔

[@FirstnameLastname-jz1ux]

no, that's too stupid. no one will ever believe... oh, yeah, nevermind :(

[@Tsalinger]

The Windmill Effect.

[@ecolvill]

That's utterly ridiculous! Trump would never say that... He would say they're caused by solar panels :P

[@jamjathangmate6183]

For that to happen you're gonna need Fox and Friends to preach it to Potus

[@yeeaahhzz]

Yo, the brainscan pic slayed me. Whoever thought up that, simply brilliant.

[@ericamarie1979]

🤩🤣☠

[@MsMary957]

I see a meme coming soon.

[@ericamarie1979]

Right...

[@bahncruzan6951]

If that simple jokes slayed you...I don't want to see your brain scan, lol

[@lashinka2574]

Same! I spat my drink for real! And he imitates Trump so well, he nailed that bit 100%!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shigeminotoge4514]

Meanwhile Dorian reached east coast Canada, knocked out my power for four and a half days, and I come back to him _still_ ranting about the possibility of it having once had the potential to hit Alabama. Good sweet lord this man needs help.

[@ibidesign]

I'm not even American but even I know about the Appalachian Trail (and how to pronounce it correctly).

[@jessieb9384]

@Jane Doe I live here and can confirm that we do indeed

[@nicholasdelucena1260]

There`s another layer of mistake about the whole "flamenco dancer" thing: Flamenco is a spanish dance. Tango is the traditional argentinian dance.

[@RJHERBIG]

Oh my god! Thank you.😂

[@heribertosarmiento1265]

Nicholas unfortunately dear leader believe we speak Spanish because Spain is in Latin America 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@brandonb9452]

Nicholas de Lucena Thank you for adding the guacamole!

[@kunlesotunde3229]

Casting aspersions on someone that has had an affair. What a hypocrite!

[@stephanieball3458]

Exactly!

[@Wuzwrongwitdatdolla]

President Hector Projector at it again

[@johnkempf1808]

Is that you again Louis?/s "casting aspersions on my asparagus" www.c-span.org/video/?c4451400/rep-louie-gohmert-texas-aspersions-asparagus

[@cjmacq-vg8um]

isn't that what trump does best? hypocrisy is just another type of lie. what gets me is the pure stupidity in the crowd that never caught the irony of trump's accusation. the trump cult are pure idiots. they've completely cut themselves off from reality. and this is VERY dangerous when millions of people purposely refuse to accept the reality about trump.

[@donnabenson6900]

Oh my God come on 2020 and not like North Carolina last night!

[@madisoncannoles4907]

I feel confident in speaking for many of your other fans, to say how glad we ALL are that you're BACK!! ☆☆☆☆

[@bentontramell]

That Boris Johnson clip was hard to watch 😐

[@rgeorge379]

Yes, we are now the only country in the world who can't laugh at the U.S. for Trump :-(

[@Toywins]

@@rgeorge379 damn, I'm REALLY sorry, I mean that. It's a horrible feeling, especially when you didn't even vote for the guy in charge, AND the guy in charge didn't actually win the popular vote in the election.

[@gruntrucker1]

The guy from dumb and dumber became Prime Minister.

[@twoeyedbob]

Tbh...I thought it would be very hard to trump..trump But boris takes the biscuit of buffoonery

[@fritzvaupel5779]

Dear conservatives, please stop electing complete morons. The rest of the world will be very thankful... AARRGGG!!!

[@joeysolomon4463]

Sethy is my rock amongst the chaotic nation I am a living part of.

[@eunicekalu8965]

Love ending my Mondays with A Closer Look!!!!!!! Love this segment; Seth and the writers are hilarious!! :D :D :D

[@cytherians]

Remember when the POTUS actually had some dignity and integrity? Seems like ages, doesn't it?

[@danmarion3493]

Dignity and integrity?? Not in the 16 years of Clinton & Obama.

[@bryan_witha_whyy]

Yeah I miss Bush, too.

[@007nadineL]

Yeah since Jimmy Carter. .

[@Stevenisbelieven]

Obama had plenty of dignity, but he really let me down on the integrity. That being said, every POTUS in my lifetime has shown more dignity and integrity on their worst day than Trump on his best day. Could you imagine how Trump would have handled 9/11 on his watch? That is a scary thought. Let's just hope nothing too traumatic happens in last 14 months of his presidency.

[@carvercapitalequitypartner122]

StevieMac - one thing is for sure. Trump wouldn't have been reading a book to children on 9/11. He can't read. Haha

[@randalldavis3251]

The best? He was sued for bedbugs in his Florida property.

[@judioregan4210]

Yeah, and wasn't the kitchen closed down at Mar-a-lago for food hygiene violations? How about some beautiful chocolate cake for dessert sir? No thanks. 🤢

[@gastonedi-toscano351]

Besides being a liar 😈 he's filthy if he's properties are dirty imagine he's house

[@kated3165]

I'm honestly just surprised he did not use a gold sharpie.

[@PhateKills]

Kate D underrated comment 💜

[@CaTastrophy427]

He's too poor to afford one... remember how good he is at losing money?

[@carolinemaybe]

He’s using this fkup to flog trump sharpies on his website.

[@kellykerr5225]

I need a vacation. I think I’m going to the Tallahassee Trail. No one will find me.

[@hsk2909]

lol, chances are you won't even find yourself there.. ;)

[@juliannajane6386]

Better watch out...Trump might find you there! He knows all about the Tallahassee Trail...after all, his peanut sized brain invented it. 😆

[@keirfarnum6811]

Kelly Kerr Can I come with?

[@SneakyShark]

HAHAHAHAA! Great post Kelly, great post!

[@ronniecaron6827]

His new Rally Chant" "BUILD THE TALLAHASSEE TRAIL ARGENTINA WILL PAY FOR IT" ONCE IT'S FINISHED, NO ONE WILL REMEMBER THAT IT WASN'T THERE BEFORE I MADE IT UP!.

[@weik-2936]

ooooh trump, you really shouldn't call someone else out on cheating

[@misslanapford9169]

They should have chanted, u shagged stormy, u shagged stormy. That would have been AWESOME 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@SteampunkClaws8341]

@@misslanapford9169 It's his fanbase, they wouldn't have said that

[@helenbirdart]

Dang $eth. You the man! Thanks for the immense humor during this incredible madness.

[@jilliansmith7123]

Seth is more lightheartedly funny about these things than other comic commentators...it's kind of a relief to listen to Seth. I do laugh out loud sometimes, and the older I get the more rare that is.

[@Arutha258]

Look at the guy behind Trump when he says he had no involvement in Barr's decision. 4:55

[@JeevesReturns]

I think he giggled and farted at the same time.

[@andrewhamilton4600]

😅😅

[@rara-yp5pq]

@@JeevesReturns a gigglefart = Ivanka's nickname at school.

[@jilliansmith7123]

HE giggled and Trump farted.

[@betaneptune]

Yes. He's laughing a little. Notice he does that at other times, too.

[@METR0lD]

"Mr. President! **** you!" Holy crap I lol'd so hard at that. XD

[@johnO21]

Straight up! My eyes widen with a smile😼

[@cornellwaters9089]

Was that AOC?🤣

[@BG-wg4nb]

Oh my God this was music to my ears!😂

[@Bill_Garthright]

Give that woman a medal.

[@thepanpiper7715]

Re-watching these older bits the segment doesn't feel complete without hearing Seth promoting God's Love We Deliver and telling us "stay safe, wear a mask, we love you".

[@killerjoke2945]

I would like to buy lady who shouted "Mr President, F##k you!" A beer!

[@jeank2520]

I wish I had the chance to say that to him.

[@PureGreggy]

Wasted opportunity. I think saying something like "You've got dementia, old man. You're losing it! " would have actually got under his orange skin.

[@hsk2909]

@Susan Sullivan Lol yeah..he'll twist it in to , -She actually wanted to f¤*Q me!! Believe me! It's true!!

[@lindaleelaw5277]

Susan Sullivan I know right? He's thinking, " I still got it. They must have seen me dancing at Epsteins ".

[@IMSiegfried]

@@lindaleelaw5277 LOL! Gross!

[@laurie6853]

His 2nd wife started out as an affair too! Trump Pot should not be calling out anyone else’s black kettle 🤪

[@wintertrooper7918]

Trump cheated on his first wife with his second and then later cheated on his second with his third and cheated on his third wife with a pornstar while his 3rd wife was at home with their new born son

[@ronniecaron6827]

In Malini's Kitchen, it's Stormy Daniels that slides out of the frying pan into the fire,

[@dyent]

@@wintertrooper7918 Nah, his first divorce wasn't because he cheated. It was because he raped his wife. She even "accused" him while under oath, which is why it's a matter of public record that Donald J Trump beat and raped his first wife. Right there in court documents that anyone has the right to access

[@wintertrooper7918]

Jyt I didn’t say him cheating on her with his second wife was the cause I was just pointing out he has his own history of infidelity

[@edwardshields6691]

But please, let us not defame Melania! She’s just a poor, innocent, mail-order-bride, money-grubbing-goldigging, plagiarizing, ignorant, lazy sack-o’-shit, like her philandering, adult movie star fucking husband. (But thats just my opinion!)

[@AmberAmbwee]

If Trump says something is great or the best, you should know he’s saying the opposite.

[@chelsyg7558]

Boris Johnson seriously sounds like me after a bunch of shots and like 15 blunts

[@kalikalimai1]

Wouldn't be surprising if he did.

[@ronniecaron6827]

Donny and Boris get their crack from a dealer called Vladimir.

[@fododude]

Seth's getting nastier in his remarks about Trump and THAT'S GREAT. He's been going too easy on that sweaty weirdo.

[@chrisrichmond1941]

"People like my product. Hy hotels are the best!" Funny, when Barr's office was asked for a comment they said he booked Trump's hotel because it was the only one still available. Guess not everyone agrees it's "the best".

[@AZanlungo]

"7 layer dip of Presidential insanity" - brilliant!

[@kirklanyoshinaga8953]

AZanlungo it’s like the beefy five layer burrito at Taco Bell.

[@KP-dd2ci]

"Of our great VP..." Drumpf...what a clown....pls let's vote him out 2020!!!

[@GeoffreySorensen]

"It's like a seven-layer dip of presidential insanity."

[@pardunmeesuh5612]

1. Hair 2. Orange skin 3. Silver spoon 4. Narcissist 5. Self-promoter 6. Resistance to learning 7. Guacamole

[@gleasonparker1684]

Seth makes me smile even when I don't feel good .

[@theyellingcat]

People in Argentina dance TANGO not FLAMENCO. Flamenco is from Spain.

[@kaoko111]

I'm quite sure Trump thinks "Flaming dancer" must be some kind of traditional indigenous dance were some girl pours gasoline on herself, set fire and then do some tap dance while burning.

[@carolinemaybe]

He couldn’t find the country, any country, on a map let alone know what type of dance is.

[@JKis_right]

Antonio Cabarr , you could tell him that 100 times, and he’d still not get it.

[@thisisme2476]

He has the "Southern White house" CONSTANTLY on his mind.. Was given 15 food violations health citations in one year! FLAMENCOs are found in Florida. Now you know what is always on his mind.

[@sinw88]

Caroline Maybe i mean the dude thinks he can buy greenland

[@cujimmy86]

I live 8km from Prestwick and would have to travel another 40km to get to Turnberry, and bypassing around 30 hotels while doing so, so the idea that some airmen after a long flight would do so, is just bull, and please could Boris maybe be the trumpets running mate in 2020,we'll send his nanny over with him, honest.. 😇

[@davidcrowley6216]

So according to Trump, Sanford is a terrible candidate on account of his infidelity.

[@assdan27]

Donald "beacon of Christian morals" Trump! /s

[@coletrickle1775]

Sandford it's a terrible candidate. He carried a pig around a few years back like a moron. Trump is a hypocrite, doesn't make Sanford less bad though.

[@FrederickFokker]

If only stupidity was painful...

[@BikesAndBatallas]

It doesn't make Sanford less bad, but it does reaffirm, for the umpteenth time, that Trump is not only an inveterate philanderer, but ALSO an incorrigible hypocrite.

[@bearxbunny1835]

OHHHH THE IRONY!!!

[@jeremygregorio7472]

The important thing is we're talking about sharpies and not the massive document drops out of Deutsche Bank.

[@annabanana9897]

Jeremy Gregorio You’re right. It’s all about distraction.

[@jeremygregorio7472]

@elijah mikle There's too much to make sense of it. A mountain of docs. It's why we need real, full time journalists going through it. A few things that came out are they probably have his tax returns, that any attorney general could probably get them if they had the cajones, and that he's in deep with the Russians who bank rolled loans to him like crazy. Again, there's a lot more that a full time staff of researchers could suss out of we had a functioning news media. But then again if we had a functioning news media Bernie Sanders would be president

[@damschu23]

Jeremy Gregorio That´s the logical consequence of privatizing everything my friend. You donˋt get news that tell you what happened and the facts, you get news that tell the people what they want to hear, true or false.

[@rasmie8858]

The media is not going to talk about anything that'll actually take down Trump, as they revel in the views they reek in from all the Trump coverage. They are walking that fine line between triggering sensational outrage and forcing Trump into a corner. America's journalistic network is massive; if they actually wanted to dig dirt that's big enough to take down Trump they could single handedly. Hell WP is owned by the world's richest man who could buy a whole bank with his chump change. But no, that'll be bad for views.

[@shawnjohnson9763]

@@damschu23 I agree with you to a point. However, in this country the press has always been a business. Whether publicly or privately owned. There's no better option though. State owned media is just a tool for dictators.

[@andrewhamilton4600]

"please leave my town"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 c'mon man 😂😂🤣🤣

[@giovanahc]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@masterhypnos6783]

4:50 Trump’s hotels are the best! The bedbugs have posted countless positive reviews!

[@CherylO05]

Master Hypnos 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

[@susanoneil8786]

I absolutely adore Seth! he makes me laugh even on my worst days and elevates them.

[@tonyramos3953]

Hola, Susan

[@tonyramos3953]

Hello Susan

[@MegaHero100]

People should be careful about Boris Johnson. He intentionally acts that way.

[@yawntyy]

Matt Hendrickson Agreed. His cartoonish persona makes people write him off - except unlike trump, he's actually still got the mental capacity to do deliberate damage

[@nfzeta128]

Yea unlike Trump, Boris is not as dumb as he appears.

[@spetsnaz1014]

@George Dunn - Borris Johnson wasn't elected by the people.

[@juliagardner1383]

@George Dunn most of us didnt get a say unfortunately. Only members of the conservative party.

[@OGimouse1]

These two are two sides of the same coin--both trying to look like something they are not!

[@peter12246]

Trump probably thought that sleeping with someone named Stormy made him a meteorologist

[@carlsaganlives4141]

Priceless.

[@Denidrakes69]

Dude, you deserve so much more acknowledgement for that comment.

[@peter12246]

car. A hahaha cheers 🍻

[@jodieparker4930]

That was a hilarious tweet by Joy Behar.

[@annmitchell4663]

Well he did see a Warm Front coming...!

[@mishelle6315]

Ms. Thatcher! Britain needs you!

[@v.v365]

Jesus Christ That prime minister is really a mess right now And I’m an American. I know full well we have a mess on our hands as well.

[@torntokoroa]

Geeze. The only actual way i can tell them apart. The accent.

[@happygilmore9491]

And the thing is we the British people didn't vote for him in! His party votes him in and we have to deal with it as a nation.

[@MrMarksdaniels]

Bojo the clown

[@yelb9135]

It’s horrendous! We hate it!

[@chloekey8043]

Yeah but his Parliament is standing up to him. Unlike our congress

[@pop5678eye]

If DT tweeted 'yesterday there was no daylight, all across the US it was dark as night for 24 hours' Fox News would find a way to try to defend that statement as an 'alternative fact.'

[@jeaniebird999]

Fox: He didn't mean dark, as in, no light, and 24 hours, as in, one whole day, people!

[@EternalSilverDragon]

@@jeaniebird999 I would love for this to actually happen. Then... Trump: There was absolutely no sunlight for a whole 24 hours. I think the sun didn't even rise that day.

[@antoniomendoza7239]

Flaming Dancer Flamingo Dancer Flamenco Dancer [then, you realize he used the wrong stereotype. Flamenco is from Spain]. Tango Dancer.

[@communistjesus]

Anton Farrera I am your flamingo dancer, dancing for Krill do what you want to do.

[@communistjesus]

Those are the lyrics to Tina Turner's song,. right???

[@shimmeringfairydust3275]

communistjesus Or one by Elton John (“Tiny Dancer,” Maybe).

[@parkinglotstriping9800]

What can you spect from...trumpos

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

TANG-O-DANCER... isn't that Trump?🤔

[@orchdork775]

11:30 I love how the people behind him can't help but laugh 😂

[@WildwoodClaire1]

Every time I see Mike Pence's smug, oleaginous visage, I expect him to flick his forked tongue like a reptile.

[@Eisdax]

What an insult to reptiles.

[@gingerp6631]

WildwoodClaire1 : Good one!

[@SanbaiSan]

You said "oleaginous" - have my internet. Don't be shy, take it, it's yours!

[@judioregan4210]

I swear I saw Steve Miller do that once. 🦎🦎🦎

[@mattk6101]

When you see that smug look, it's just Pence thinking about Trump's broad shoulders.

[@frankie1012]

Very funny Seth! Keep it up!...please don’t burn out we are so close to the end!🤓

[@dschlicks]

"Don't talk to me until I've had my giant bucket of Adderall."

[@megatronn194]

Wake & Bake for us in 420land.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Whatever he's on, I want no par of it.

[@grmpEqweer]

😆😆😆😆

[@firstwave1890]

Sweaty Weirdo😂

[@time2stick2getherthomas69]

SETH this is why I stay up every night to see CLOSER LOOK..You are hilarious.

[@jaimeluke]

Plus Flamenco is from Spain, Argentina is famous because of Tango!

[@ronniecaron6827]

BUILD THE TALLAHASSEE TRAIL. In Fla! ARGENTINA WILL PAY FOR IT. that will keep the Mexicans out.

[@Herehear49]

It's cool. All our epic fail "potus" knows is the Twist.

[@dyent]

Don't tell Trump that, he'll start suggesting they combine the bull-running with the "flaming-cow" for bigger ratings!

[@fedeborghesi4750]

@@ronniecaron6827 And with the puppet they have as president right now, they probably would!

[@geekthegirl6961]

@@ronniecaron6827 Love it.

[@vdiitd]

"Please leave my town" ... British Colonies: We were saying that for centuries!!!

[@RichO1701e]

Anyone else remember when Jimmy Carter was forced to sell his PEANUT FARM!?!?

[@dianemorris5816]

Me😊

[@SanbaiSan]

Remember when Jimmy's miscreant brother was SO MUCH SCANDAL????? Yeah, neither do I. We live in the "Trump Era" of stupid news and even stupider govt actions. It's not a relative its THE ACTUAL PRESIDENT. I wish for our gentler times....

[@emsleywyatt3400]

And that was just peanuts.

[@paulhay7791]

He wasn't forced, he voluntarily gave it up to avoid any possibility of conflict of interest. He respected the Presidency.

[@danopticon]

Jimmy Carter, the last 100% honest and decent person to sit in the Oval Office of the USA’s White House. I miss that man. The stories the right planted about him or ginned up into tempests in a teapot were ridiculous. The “killer rabbit,” the “lusted in his heart” story… Our country follows shiny nonsense too easily: electing a third-rate actor as figurehead after Carter was, in a large sense, a preview of this era we find ourselves in, in which Bonzo himself (with a Kremlin assist) was somehow thrust into office, to create a global distraction while the families Koch, Scaife, Bradley, Olin, Coors, Mercer, et al, run roughshod over our Constitution domestically, and help Putin and Bannon rile up right-wing ethnonationalist cretins internationally. Curse this era of the spectacle we’re enduring.

[@markdowse3572]

WHEN will slightly intelligent US citizens wake up and take this lunatic President down?

[@practicing01]

"Mr. President- f***k you!" Haha I wish I could double-like videos!

[@johnO21]

😆 I've replay that part soooooo many times!

[@oh-Canada]

i wish i could have been there and i said that

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

But that's just motivation for sticking with a new traditional greeting for Trump!!! 😏

[@fowl6471]

U r a sick man, maga

[@acecadet2587]

He is literally a cartoon villain. This is the kind of stuff a character of Spongebob would get away with.

[@Weegee766]

Right!

[@texhunter761]

Trump is like Dirty Bubble.

[@allhumansarejusthuman.5776]

Plankton wouldn't get away with this. 😒 this is stuff cartoons find too cartoony to pass off.

[@Lat41]

Hahahaha perfect

[@assaqwwq]

"I've spent this whole month in Missouri" the perfect answer to that would have been "Thank god you didn't spend it in Alabama"

[@nlpnt]

Hold me closer, flaming dancer/Count the Nazis at my rallies/Lay me down in sheets of u-rrrrrine...

[@cococ5043]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏lol!

[@ramoraydee3417]

🤣😂🤣🙌🏼😂🤣😂👍🏼

[@trahnettilhcs]

“You had a pissy day todaaay” was RIGHT there

[@theresalee3565]

Loved that song! But these lyrics are pretty amazing!

[@rosangelacabral621]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@timesplitter8040]

When are we going to get this psychopath out of the White House and into the darkest room in Rikers island?

[@jeaniebird999]

Damn good question!

[@robertquick6690]

Make Attica Great Again

[@SeansModelBuilds]

Vote him out in 2020 or pressure Congress to impeach.

[@smackdowner]

Yang Gang 2020

[@bluedog8649]

2020

[@RainingMetal]

Don't talk to me until I've had my covfefe.

[@canogaparque818]

Aha i saw what you did there

[@kaoko111]

I declare you the internet winner today. Don't thank me. You deserve it.

[@kazetoame]

What’s covfefe, precious?

[@FinneousPJ1]

@@kazetoame It's what you call syphilitic brain matter.

[@5455jm]

Just do not do it in Alabama you could be wiped out!

[@Taipanablack]

"It's like a seven layer dip of presidential insanity..."

[@ReelSpider]

Nothing Presidential about it... or him

[@fabdiva9163]

I laughed so loud on that one

[@lancebon2931]

This is the President "That doesn't know enough, to know enough, that he doesn't know enough" (Lawrence B. 1995)

[@SantiagoMenendez]

Trump talking about a man cheating on his wife is quite funny actually... 🧐

[@VVheeli]

He’s on his what... third wife? And however many affairs?

[@carolinemaybe]

He is so cruel, he used to call a friend and get him to tell Donny about their mistress while trump had the dudes wife listening just to fk with the guy and try to screw the wife.

[@WorldSacred]

@@VVheeli Are you saying that he had the affairs? Or his three wives?

[@thesoundsmith]

Only in context. NOTHING Trump does or says is funny as long as he lives. Once John Wilkes Booth shows up for THIS turd, I can laugh at him.

[@leilanilamour5173]

Not only cheated, but had unprotected sex with an adult film actress. This was shortly after his third wife had given birth. Real class act.

[@jaridkeen123]

While he is saying he is not Guilty of telling people to stay at his hotels, he is telling everyone to stay at his hotels...

[@couragekarnga8735]

None of this is ever gonna make sense.

[@DONTCALLMETHAT]

He's the king of Shameless plugs 😂

[@scruples53]

Bed bugs are extra.

[@CameronBrtnik]

of course trump plays 5D chess!

[@CoolBeansGG]

I full-heartedly support "don't talk to me until i've had my coffee" to become a law !!!

[@DoctorHver]

0:49 Trump bragging about the size of the Trump Tower at the evening of 9/11 2001 makes complete sense now.

[@Wolfboss7]

Anything else and you'd think he was beginning to grow a conscious or a brain.

[@mc1412007]

How much u want to bet he talks about everything but 9/11 on 9/11 and make no sense when he talks

[@reallue]

mike he literally invited the Taliban leaders to meet him for talks at Camp David happening on 9/11/19

[@jerihewitt9360]

Oh is this not beyond disgusting? And politics has nothing to do with this. What is right and what is happening to our great country is beyond sad . This is not what we are about and wow sickening

[@dawndavis5349]

DoctorHver was

[@Calibizaro]

ROFL! "Mr. President F--- YOU!" I love it

[@garygantz1053]

This guy, this guy wants to make infidelity an issue?...really??!

[@altrag]

Lies and hypocrisy are the only things Trump has managed to succeed at during his presidency.

[@eiryuu]

the whole 'lo0k what they're doin' over therrrre' catapult tactic again, while sitting in the most thin-skinned glass house ever..

[@edwardshields6691]

This was an extremely good one Seth! Keep up the good work. 😺

[@heathen2487]

I think trump was confused with the Tallahatchie Bridge from Ode to Billie Joe.

[@WordsintheWater]

talahassee**

[@foxsux6000]

@4:55 even the guy in the back is laughing, corrupt fuckery..

[@OhMyPearls]

"My hotels are the best, they're big and beautiful and you should see the big beautiful bed bugs, they're yuge!"

[@freudsigmund72]

Trump:"I'm not crazy,... my mother had me tested"

[@AlexSeverinski]

@Stimulator7 No, let's.

[@CollinMcLean]

Tallahassee trail... *Sighs* I've said it once... I'll say it again... Forget another term, in a few years he'll be wandering around in an open bathrobe as a nurse chases after him... "Sir please, that is not your wife that is a mop with sunglasses"

[@ArtisticlyAlexis]

He'll be out on the lawn trying to molest the flagpole! *"Sir, step away from the pole! Awe, sir, that's disgusting AND disrespectful!"*

[@lnsflare1]

"Wait, no, that actually is your wife. I'm very sorry, Mrs. Trump. Not for mistaking you, but that anyone is married to him in the first place."

[@artm6723]

The only reason I regret reading this is that I now have a picture of that orange idiot humping a mop handle. Damn...

[@geoffdearth7360]

My hotels have all the best bedbugs and cockroaches.

[@IowaSaved]

He's probably has the best selection of small condos in the world.

[@killerjoke2945]

Only the best insects! Lol

[@christianemontazer1825]

IowaSaved - Trumps smallest selection of condoms 🤐🤡🤣

[@Sitania]

I reckon he actually told the truth when he said "I didn't suggest it, I don't suggest anything" If he mentions it, you know you better do it

[@cantantenoel]

I'm watching this because it popped up in my recommended videos in January 2021, and it is weirdly creepy and unnerving to listen to audience applause now.

[@hoosierhiver]

Next he is going to make the Parks Department build a Tallahassee Trail.

[@Logan_Baron]

Nah! He'll just draw one on a map with a sharpie and claim that proves he was right all along.

[@randolphjones7143]

Yeah and dont forget to be adding in the windmills along the trails hahaha

[@ianmuir3640]

What with he just slashed their Budget

[@jilliansmith7123]

Trump's Tallahassee Trail construction promises: He's going to make the Bahamas pay for it, and shut off Social Security to make sure the prototypes are properly made of cement or metal or stacked sod or something else a drone could fly over in a second or two. It'll be a beautiful thing. Norway!

[@sharongillesp]

#hoosierhiver: Right! LOL! And he's going to make Mexico pay for it!