CORRECTIONS Episode 67: Week of Monday, January 2

[@samuelgardner2653]

Self Correction: I was one of the people who thought your Owen Wilson and Jennifer Coolidge sounded the same. I stand holistically corrected. I don't know why I ever doubted impression camp

[@HellHunter00]

The first rule of Impression Camp is: you do not doubt Impression Camp.

[@commaJim]

@@HellHunter00 no the first rule is don't do sloth!

[@DARWINZOO]

Honest

[@EpicDiehard]

Wow

[@JediMobius]

Holistically? So, like, body mind and soul?

[@emilong]

Little known trivia: Goya's painting, "Saturn Devouring His Son," is actually based on the tragic tale of Saturn, while trying to teach one of his other children a lesson, mistakenly grabbed his real son instead of the candy replica he had made as a bit.

[@roonil3931]

I laughed very hard

[@genevievelong7461]

The real tragedy is he did not taste like chocolate.

[@kay-c7486]

I love this

[@bitchenboutique6953]

GET GRAPHICS ON THIS STAT

[@ODUBlue]

😂 Comments like this make me proud to be a Jackal. We need official chapters around the country. 😆

[@JustinHavelock]

Fun fact: If you want to know the actual story behind the scar on Seth's chin, all you need to know is that it involved Seth repeatedly screaming "Shoemaker, is it coffee table?!"

[@carolinah4348]

Came back to this comment after finishing the segment- very funny and very likely true !

[@sherinameless1618]

Actually, it all goes back to the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Association dinner, where Donald Trump was the butt of jokes by “Saturday Night Live” comedian Seth Meyers. I could say more, but it's still classified. Suffice it to say, Donald not only decided to run for President that night, he also asked his goons to "take care" of somebody.

[@xenidus]

The second Seth said "I'd eat my script" my brain flashed back to the specific call out that she couldn't make paper and I started cackling with laughter like a true Jackal.

[@janethalken8269]

Same! But I thought it'd be thicker

[@andreawitzer]

No more call backs! (my cackle started as soon as he said I can't make paper, because I knew I gave him some frosting paper and an edible-ink pen!)

[@smlorrin]

Same here. Actually, I thought that someone was going to happen where he was going to have to eat paper, thus proving that she, indeed, _could_ make paper.

[@docjoe86]

If you think white chocolate tastes like plaster, you are eating the wrong brand!

[@squee599]

​@Andrea Witzer the lady herself! You are so talented!

[@Max.Paprika]

I disagree with the bumper sticker correction. If I use a toothbrush to clean the grout between my tiles, you'd still call it a toothbrush.

[@D3ADBOY]

What is this? Jackal on jackal violence? Well carry on.

[@leighcolby]

True. It does not become a grout brush.

[@silviastanziola659]

I agree with your assessment. That was a misplaced bumper sticker. We do don't need to forsake it as a bumper sticker because it wasn't applied on a bumper, it's still a bumper sticker in its essence. Why discriminate against the bumper sticker when the ones at fault here were the lovely Graphics folks?

[@johnmcgimpsey1825]

If I were to use a toothbrush to clean the grout, *I* wouldn't consider it a toothbrush ever again...

[@beckyeinolf3300]

@@leighcolby This comment instantly gave me a mental image of a talking toothbrush that had been repurposed to cleaning grout. It loudly exclaimed "I am GROUT!" over and over in a voice reminiscent of Vin Diesel's, apparently to demonstrate he was no longer a toothbrush. 😀

[@johnchiu]

It's very late and Seth yelling SHOEMAKER IS IT PENCIL made me feel like I was having a stroke

[@christineherrmann205]

Yeah, I'm glad I waited until morning to watch it - I laughed instead of freaking out. 😂

[@edwardaguilo4298]

Bro said shoemaker

[@bitchenboutique6953]

Hearing a voice say “yeah” was the most unnerving part. It almost made me believe Shoemaker is a real guy. But he’s just one of those legends, right? Like Johnny Appleseed and Bigfoot?

[@edj1074]

@@bitchenboutique6953 exactly. felt like when Kramer's first name was revealed. the magic is gone

[@StarSystemAndromeda]

@@bitchenboutique6953 Shoemaker is absolutely real. I’ve seen photos of him - but SHHHH, don’t tell nobody! Mikey the Shoe don’t like people knowing his business. Plus…he has connections, if you know what I mean. 😳

[@SteveSmartPoetryandMusic]

Vehemently dispute the bumper sticker correction. Bumper sticker indicates the approximate size and shape, and the original intended purpose of the sticker. But if you put a bumper sticker on your fridge, it's not a fridge sticker, it's still a bumper sticker that you put on the fridge.

[@juliaconnell]

valid point, I concur

[@chonqmonk]

@@juliaconnell Me too.

[@JoeO.]

I concur

[@cbpd89]

I agree! Repurposing something doesn't change what it was originally intended to do.

[@adrock1011]

I was the bumper sticker jackal. To break down a bumper sticker into its purest essence, it derives its name based on its location… meaning, we only call them bumper stickers because people put them on their bumpers. Therefore, i maintain that the location is imperative to the namesake. By the same token, i would call an ordinary sticker a bumper sticker if it were placed as such. It is now a bumper sticker due to the location (unwritten rules about the actual sticker’s size & shape be damned)

[@everettharris967]

I loved the ending. No "see me next week" no note card with a "tie it all together" joke on the back. Just a quick fade to black like the Sopranos finale.

[@ashlei315]

Corrections is bittersweet- I love it so much and look forward to it, but it also means it’s the end of the week and we have to wait several days for the next Closer Look 🥺

[@jenniferpatterson4964]

Agreed.

[@bennyshambles]

Corrections is SO great. There’s nothing like it. Pure gold.

[@MaoMaoGiGi]

Shoemaker was asked "is it pencil" almost as many times as the House was asked if they want McCarthy

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Aww, you beat me to the joke!

[@AlexGreimann]

The real problem is, what backdoor deal did Seth have to give Shoemaker to make it stop?

[@pacmanshooter247]

Seriously, this segment is really, really good for my mental health. I love it so much. You're all awesome!

[@cchastee0614]

Saaaaame !!!

[@alumpyhorse]

absolutely. Seth has been hitting it out of the park since the pandemic. phenomenal. My other sanity saver was/is Beau of the fifth column- genuine, non-sensationalist, humane, sanity-saving journalism. plus opportunities for activism and supporting our fellow planetary inhabitants. highly recommend checking it out. also the community is one of the best around. Except for Corrections, of course..

[@theyinlounge]

Totally agree. Therapeutic.

[@turdfurgeson1643]

Makes me very less sad.

[@turdfurgeson1643]

@@alumpyhorse Beau is great. Ryan George is also amazing. Pitch Meetings are Tight!

[@ODUBlue]

Wally’s background laughter at 4:37 gives me life

[@johnchiu]

I don't know who could ever mistake his Jennifer and Owen impersonations. I mean, they're perfect

[@WAMTAT]

Wow

[@Valdagast]

I just can't hear the difference between his eyes being open or closed.

[@bobbyrooney]

I wrote that comment. I'm sure others did, too, because it's true. But I'm going to choose to believe it was me, specifically, he was talking to. And I'm absolutely chuffed.

[@SyzygyNoon]

@@bobbyrooney It was you, Bobby. It was you all along. 😘

[@bobbyrooney]

@@SyzygyNoon in that case, as Jackal of the Week, I say Big Macs and muscle shirts for everyone!!!

[@idlesurfer214]

Seth's descent\ascent to comedy madness\genius is wonderous to behold!

[@pippogriffthegreat7003]

The Shoemaker and Wally jokes will never get old 🤣

[@janethalken8269]

Never!! I love the inside jokes about everyone, like scollins and the other writers... but I'm suspicious about this sudden turn in attitude re the graphics department!?! (Not in this clip) but he's being pretty polite and 'good job, kids' about their latest work, like the golf cart... I know it's classic Seth to credit any and every other artists possible, but it makes me grumpy.. when I hear 'graphics department', I get all happy and wait for Seth to make the face and voice of the graphics denizen, trying to turn every request into some sick sordid double entendre. Reminds me of the sex-starved Santa's elves skit they do during the SNL holiday season. The one with Jason Momoa was classic. Plus, why so short!?!! And no end card!! We was robbed!!! At least he's abusing the reputations of the giant security team, I'll rest on that for awhile. Next week I hope we get feedback on Alexi's opinion of his dating show aspirations. Or his dad's take on the Hilary-Lorne hookup...

[@lucindasmith589]

And now we are seeing a new cast with the security guard guys. Here for it.

[@SirValiantIII]

Seth tricking all the jackals into sending him their Mac Tonight merch is hilarious 😂

[@StarSystemAndromeda]

Calling all Jackals: I’m starting a campaign to have Doug Jones (the original Mac Tonight character) show up on Corrections. Let’s lobby to make it happen! 🐾🐾❤

[@jenswetter251]

Did he? I almost didn't notice 🍌 well, almost 🌛

[@Lu_Woods]

...and that PO Box # will be up on youtube for a long time.

[@bitchenboutique6953]

@@StarSystemAndromeda I’ve been thinking the same thing! Doug would be a great guest anyway but this would be epic

[@lanabelle]

Those things are probably worth a pretty penny. To some people.

[@claire2088]

'SHOEMAKER IS IT PENCIL?!?' to be the next corrections merch

[@shawnbruyere6574]

Yes and it's a set of six pencils - some are candy, some are pencils, and the only way to tell which is which is to bite them.

[@sparkythancztwise]

Although that pencil pack idea is sheer genius, I'd want a hoodie with SHOEMAKER IS IT PENCIL?!? on the back and another Late Night Corrections mug with that on it. I'm not generally a big merch purchasers but this phenomenon is exceptional. (I am actually spending a bit of free time going back to read comments I missed in the past, yep, a junkie jackal.)

[@sparkythancztwise]

@@shawnbruyere6574 😂🤣😂🤣🏅🏆

[@LaceyRoseLove]

Have watched all A Closer Looks but never Corrections and boy have I missed out. Binged watched all Corrections this weekend and it put a smile to my face after a stressful week. Got something to look forward to on Fridays!

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

I was reading your comments and about to yell at you to drop everything and catch up on Corrections but then you said you did 😂 So no yelling at you I guess.

[@LittleBitVic]

One of the top all-time Corrections videos. I saw that slightly lop-sided pencil, the goading smile on Seth's face at Shoemaker, and knew I was in for a treat--well, technically _he_ was in for a treat--but it employed even better comedic timing than expected. Neat!

[@camfifer4911]

I make one joke correction about bumper stickers not being on the bumper and not only does Seth use it, the jackals tear me apart 😂

[@PetiePieGuy]

That'll learn ya.

[@anro7137]

But you loved that surreal moment when Seth mentioned your Correction!

[@camfifer4911]

@@anro7137 you right you right. Made me feel like an official jackal 😂

[@thefunkyJ]

Now you know how Seth feels when getting corrected on jokes 😅

[@FTNChicken]

The only reason this week's correction was short was because they had to cut out Mikey the Shoe attacking Seth

[@MariaVosa]

Please make a game of having one item made out of chocolate on each Corrections! Also yell at random crew to make them say if it's chocolate or not. Keep this up until HR or Legal steps in. We'll keep count. 😂

[@jimschleich8753]

No call backs!!!

[@Joekuh]

​@@jimschleich8753his first joke was a call back!

[@squirrel8185]

@@jimschleich8753 lol r/woooosh

[@jimschleich8753]

As they say: "I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you." Veteran Jackal here.

[@Joekuh]

@@squirrel8185 reddit and corrections. Two of the few reasons the Internet exists to me anymore.

[@johnchiu]

Bring back 20+ min corrections Seth!

[@IstasPumaNevada]

Don't worry, it's early in the season. :)

[@Midori_Seabreeze]

Nooo! We want Emmy's!

[@Sentient_Zee]

He has to keep them under 15 minutes(as an average at least) so they qualify for the Emmys I believe. So some will have to be 10 minutes so others can be 20 minutes.

[@KrakenIsland64]

It was also a shortened week even with 80% of the content being callbacks and running jokes lol, just a very accurate week.

[@ytivarg5371]

Play it at .75x speed. You get 15 minutes aaand seth sounds very drunk. Its a win-win

[@ravenouscadaver8]

I hope next week has a 'no more call backs' call back!

[@kevintyerman1906]

A more muscular photo, as his other resolution was to go to the gym…. At least that was what he appears to have set up. It could end up being a scrawnier Seth photo as he breaks his resolution, and he already broke the no call-backs resolution with tonight’s photo.

[@ravenouscadaver8]

It could go either way at this point, I'm hoping for an eventual graphic of Venice beach Seth tbh... Sweat band, heavy tan and maybe a handle bar moustache. I'm essentially trying to not just say Hulk Hogan Seth.

[@likebot.]

Klang! I already miss the pillow.

[@gllyflower]

I was sad when I saw it was it was so “short,” but honestly it was so jam packed with such great stuff, I left happy!

[@AndersG84]

Gotta get that Emmy this season!

[@juliaconnell]

missed you Seth, my fellow jackals - and the wonderful crew laughing in the background - here's to a better year 🥳🍾🥂,... (than... well most of them, esp last 3) - at least we've had Corrections along the way to enjoy - *thank you* Seth (& my dear fellow jackals 🐾🐾🐾🐾 - remember, paws not claws 😉) ❤💖❤ (love the 20rre2tion3 btw)

[@canadaclaret]

Even though they cut him out of the show, The Wire kept one line that referred to him. In season 3, Omar says "white chocolate ain't even no chocolate, it got zero % cocoa!"

[@Snack.Nicholson89]

Bravo 👏👏

[@xenidus]

Aww I wanted this to be true so bad...

[@janethalken8269]

Aww, that reminds me Michael k. Williams passed away September? Of '21... Our great Omar! I'll never hear someone whistling 'farmer in the dell' the same, it would give me goosebumps. Rip Mr Williams

[@S.Pociecha]

Ain't nobody got 0% cocoa! Everyone on the planet is descended from cocoa.

[@jennifermotha9665]

Omg that baiting of Shoemaker at the end was golden. Welcome back you were greatly missed :)

[@kazza6078]

So glad you plugged the lady who made the edible stuff last time, she got her ad for her work yay

[@andreawitzer]

Thank you! So exciting, I had no idea this was coming! - from the lady who made the edible stuff

[@lordcaptain73]

Who could’ve thought that Lego Bricks and the Doof Warrior would’ve led to something as wonderful as this?

[@juliaconnell]

oh you're right - it DID start with Lego didn't it? closely followed by how roosters crow - that whole wonderful saga

[@lynnhettrick7588]

@@juliaconnell That reminds me that I should rewatch the Corrections with the roosters in Germany segments. Or rewatch all Corrections. lol

[@anro7137]

Those were the days my friends…. I remember laughing so hard when reading those videos’ comment sections. Seth had me in tears when he was trying to get it right. Reading the comments kept me sane all those nights.

[@icantollie]

It's pronounced "doof"

[@fionaclaphamhoward5876]

Aw shout out to the jackals that have been here from the very start, represent!

[@rachelanderson1925]

I look forward to Friday for corrections, it always puts a smile on my face. My cheeks hurts while I'm giggling at my work desk in office. Thanks! I appreciate this team.

[@smallgreenmelon]

I grew up watching late night with Conan and I truly appreciate the fact you can tap that same creatively strange energy.

[@LarryDavid47]

Shoemaker, IS IT PENCIL?! is my new favorite

[@BerylMorgan]

Oh great, now I'm going to be on my deathbed and the phrase "SHOEMAKER IS IT PENCIL" will pop into my brain for the third time that week and it just takes that last one to tip me over the edge into a laughing fit that ultimately kills me. Bravo, Seth.

[@maloojisloves6586]

1 minute in and I am losing it already. 😂😂😂 Happy New Year jackals!!! ❤M

[@LindaC616]

Happy new year!

[@aerodroo]

🐾🥂

[@pluribus_unum]

We need Seth's Owen Wilson doing a Jennifer Coolidge impression impression now.

[@sigil8386]

I'm concerned that if he gets it right the universe might implode. Having said that, now I really want to see it.

[@pluribus_unum]

@@sigil8386 - If we can get Al Pacino to simultaneously do an Andy Samberg doing a Seth Meyers impression impression, the cataclysmic forces will be counterbalanced and neutralized.

[@sigil8386]

@@pluribus_unum And impression camp will become the fixed point at the center of reality as we know it!

[@ODUBlue]

I lol'd imagining him having to do that on the spot next Friday

[@anthonystrickland7049]

I get the sense that this isn't the last time we'll hear "Shoemaker, is it pencil?"

[@regtiangha]

I love the callbacks! Keep them coming; you're the only one who does them and does them well.

[@smlorrin]

He'll definitely keep them coming. He's setting us up. My guess for one is that next week, he'll show us that picture of him in the tank top, but he'll have bigger muscles. Every week, they'll get bigger.

[@andrewollmann304]

“Schumacher, is it pencil?” That line was so funny to me.

[@edj1074]

you spell it Schumacher while others spell it Shoemaker... I wonder which is correct

[@andrewollmann304]

@@edj1074 Honestly, probably mine. While others transliterate based on how the name sounds, I’m going off of how English speakers would pronounce the German surname.

[@fionaclaphamhoward5876]

@@edj1074 oh god, I'm about to be *that* jackal - the race car driver is spelt Schumacher, the producer from the Seth Meyers show is actually spelt Shoemaker, according to IMDb. My guess is another one of those beautiful European names that got Americanised at some point.

[@petermcmillan3446]

'...“primer,” when it means an elementary textbook, is pronounced one way in the US and another in the UK. [I]n the late 19th century, the British began pronouncing it with a long “i” (rhyming with “timer”) and that’s now the usual pronunciation in the UK, according to the Oxford English Dictionary. The OED notes that the long “i” pronunciation for the textbook “is the primary one given in all editions of D. Jones Eng. Pronouncing Dict.” (In 1917, the British phonetician Daniel Jones published the first edition of his English Pronouncing Dictionary, which has remained in print in various editions.)' And lorry is pronounced lorry.

[@Mark_Brooks]

Not to be confused with the paint called primer.

[@caldunn6272]

So exactly how many candy Mac Tonight figurines is Mike's mom going to have to make this week? 🐾🦊

[@sparkythancztwise]

omg if they sold those ....

[@usirlad123]

That was superb Seth and crew. I didn't thing it was possible, but these segments keep getting better! Correction: You said that if you needed to root for the New York Jets, "I'll eat my script". From what I could see, there was no writing on the 'paper' that you ate so it was not even a fake script! Happy New Year Jackals

[@khallo151]

10 minutes?!? Happy Friday! I’ll just watch twice

[@morgan5923]

I loved Mac Tonight as a kid because for whatever reason he reminded me of John Larroquette from Night Court. I feel like I just filled out an 80’s mad lib.

[@amywarhaft8297]

Loved the Roadhouse story. Glad the show is back. Thanks for making us feel like we're your friends, so nice for us lonely people out there. Much love for all your work

[@darthmarticusLFC]

Seth’s solo videos like these are so good. Something more raw without an audience

[@cykcyko1]

no matter how good your "late nite" is....corrections make me laugh 300% more.

[@thesubhumancomedy]

Thank you! I do feel part of the Late Night family. The wrong part, but still nice to feel included.

[@alexanderclaylavin]

The only show where the laughter begins before the first joke

[@gratefuljackal8183]

Seth I really needed cheering up today, thank you for this 🐾

[@user-yy2bq5el4s]

A correction that's been bothering me for some time: Stefon is no longer visible in most shots and that is not okay!! He needs to be moved closer to mummy Andy, please and thank you!

[@nbbim2012]

Starting off corrections with an abhorrently incorrect spelling-- top tier shenanigans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TheSinfulKnight]

One of the best corrections, love that I didn't see the hardest ending, lol

[@njewellbraun]

Love being part of these ridiculous inside jokes with all you fellow jackals!

[@catha.j.stuart2200]

I feel part of the Late Night family ☺️

[@optimisticgambler3616]

UK Amazon Prim deliveries are made by VANS and sometimes cars. Lorries are bigger.

[@kazza6078]

This might be one of my favorite corrections ever I was cackling

[@WAMTAT]

I feel Seth wants to have the biggest "Mac tonight" collect ever.

[@jennastroda9833]

“Isn’t pencil” brought me the joy that I thought I couldn’t find

[@timfennell3380]

True fact: Corrections is the best programming associated with a late night TV show. I pretty much only watch Late Night with Seth Meyers so I'm up to speed when Corrections is released.

[@wcoasttigger]

Same

[@FeistyPammy]

OMG can we see Andy Samberg ruthlessly eat Chocolate Frisbee?!?! Pleeeease?!

[@elaexplorer]

When you buy the sticker it's advertised as a bumper sticker and it isn't on anything. Therefore it's a bumper sticker regardless of it's placement.

[@thomasfairchild8081]

Starting the new year strong, this was one of your best yet.

[@ObscureRP]

Correction: No callbacks? EVERY SINGLE ITEM on Corrections is a callback to a previous Late Night episode. That's the whole POINT, Seth! 😁

[@squrler]

Woosh cop! Book em!

[@LindaC616]

We HAVE to have callbacks!

[@travelwell6049]

Not what he meant -: E.B White.

[@mrjoeordinary]

@@travelwell6049 this is what 'excellence in the field of callbacks' looks like. Bravo

[@juliaconnell]

I was worried too - worrying & troubling words - and yet what was the next thing that Seth *DID*??

[@DJohoe28]

Can't wait for next week's Corrections; "Actually, I have *two* scars there, now."

[@sarahr4639]

Seth is off the chain and it's golden

[@sigil8386]

Me, a jackal, thoroughly pleased that I'm part of the Late Night family. Seth, kicking the door in at a random time for a surprise inspection!

[@thebrightest1230]

The jackal family and this segment are awesome yay thank you

[@CasualMicb]

Yess my plan worked 😂😂 5:08 for the not stopping to send to that PO Box😂😂

[@Moekoffee2001]

Seth’s baking soda suggestion cracked me up

[@ivyinabottle]

I can only imagine Shoemaker getting up at lightning speed to stab Seth with a pencil and say “I’ll show you what a real pencil is!!” at the end

[@StarSystemAndromeda]

Who else imagined Mikey the Shoe stabbing Seth I’m the eye?

[@AdamHennebeck]

That's why it faded to black so quickly.

[@SheeplessNW6]

This makes Mikey the Shoe sound like John Wick

[@ItsLalasWorld]

WE GOT A MIKEY THE SCHUE VOICE ON CORRECTIONS 🎉🎉🎉🎉 2023 already made !!!!!,

[@jakegilbert8116]

You are too 🦆’ing silly for your own good! & everyone is thankful! 😂❤

[@CasualMicb]

But that ending hearing shoemaker 😂 Bruh that made me laugh

[@r000ty]

It's not an alligator, it's a crocodile! You're driving me insane. Happy new year everyone.

[@saar144]

That was not a crocodile. Maybe a cayman

[@r000ty]

@@saar144 Damn, you're right. I think It's a crocodile caiman which is more related to alligators than crododiles.

[@elaexplorer]

Which is funny because I'm pretty sure he said crocodile during the original

[@JohnDoe-cp5fh]

@@saar144 I was almost sure it was a crocodile, it’s clearly not an alligator and the only caiman that can look relatively close is the spectacled caiman. Anyways, I found the picture and was proven right. It’s a young Nile crocodile.

[@tridachia]

Look at the teeth - 4th lower tooth is outside so it is a crocodile (and not a caiman or alligator). Luckily Florida has all 3.

[@catradar]

Seth's scar is from one of the times Amy beat him up for being late to Weekend Update.

[@MarkElders]

I issued the bumper sticker correction, and I see a bunch of y'all saying it's still a bumper sticker no matter where you stick it. I don't know if I agree, but my favorite corrections are the ones that have to get corrected multiple times, so I won't complain.

[@lizzienonamaker4864]

i made the realization just this christmas eve that MY owen wilson and jennifer coolidge impressions are almost the same. . . everyone is always connected

[@SpaceForceCommander]

I feel uneasy watching a pencil on screen after watching John Wick. They’re deadly!

[@johnobrien2373]

"Wanna see a magic trick?"

[@LindaC616]

@@johnobrien2373 ugh...I've never watched those. Now I feel like I have 😄

[@eunicekalu8965]

Happy New Year!!!!! Love Corrections!!!!!! We’re so glad you guys are back, Seth! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@martinwalton9307]

"I'm sorry Avon" cracked me up.

[@mastermattgregor]

What a lovely way to start the weekend :D

[@christopherlundgren1700]

Now that we've escalated the bit, this eating of candied items from his desk can only culminate in him eventually eating something that is not edible, just for the laughs. We'll miss you, Seth.

[@rpavlik1]

I was waiting for "is it pencil?" to be followed by "or are we dancer?"

[@sandrac.3220]

You do Jennifer so well!!!!!! I love it!

[@julianserna7763]

“Schumacher, is it pencil?” Is here on out gonna be Seth’s version of “Bueller, Bueller, Ferris Bueller”

[@ochocabra1542]

I'm so happy the 'no callbacks' thing was just a bit.

[@MSKinChina]

Hey Seth (and Late Night friends). So, as you can probably tell, I didn't send a post card like I said I would do now that things have opened up here in China. Well, it's because my wife and I caught Covid. As you probably heard by now, Covid is running rampant in China and my wife and I were some of its first victims. We're mostly better now - we have been in quarantine for about two weeks and had red tape across our front door warning people to stay away. We both needed to have two negative test results in back to back days in order to be let out of quarantine. Now that we are, I can finally send that postcard, but now I'm not sure that it'll get to you, since the USA is testing people coming from China. I don't know if they just throw away mail from here. But hey, again - for like the third time - I'm not looking for a mug. You don't need to send one to me. Even if you did, I mean, it'll probably just break after being sent overseas. But then it's not like you could send it to our relatives who are back in the US. They don't collect mail for us or anything. Well, actually yeah they do. But still, you definitely don't need to send me a mug.

[@Midori_Seabreeze]

I'm in Japan and I didn't get one either. They probably couldn't read the kanji. I'm sad. I even went out on a broken ankle and knee to send it, crutches and everything. That was a rough day. I was really hoping he'd at least make posts online with them or something.

[@joonamato]

@@Midori_Seabreeze That is too much effort to send a postcard

[@juliaconnell]

@MSKinChina - (& @Seabreeze) - I completely understand your frustration - I sent mine off, feels like sending a message in a bottle into the sea - one tiny little piece of card I saw how bad things were in Chine re covid - I'm so sorry - though I have relief that you & yours are on the road to recovery. I now know many people who have had covid and recovered = still stay safe & well - lots of love & strength from Aotearoa/New Zealand ❤💌❤

[@stillhere1425]

Haven’t we established covid can’t survive on mail? Does that apply to omicron whatever number? Glad you and spouse didn’t get deathly ill.

[@juliaconnell]

@@stillhere1425 ah yes, science has indeed proven that - that covid survives for different periods of time on different surfaces (different sources say a matter of minutes, to a couple of hours, to a couple of days -) however, with respect - 'silly' things like *science* seem to have gone out the window with covid

[@MusicfromMarrs]

The Mac T and white chocolate bits (and the style with callback) were great!

[@Rocinantie]

I mean I think we all knew the no call back joke was coming, but still totally worth it.

[@benzaiten933]

"Is it pencil" is a great new segment!

[@scottdinsmore9445]

I'm here for all your ROADHOUSE references!!

[@jbeutell]

Was Swayze's character not a cooler?

[@famousgoldentouch]

Short … but one of the best episodes so far and a great start for another corrections year 🤙👍👌 !! All the best guys and love to my fellow jackals !

[@blackyNzilla]

I always love these! This one was especially hilarious

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

Oh God my life is good again, Corrections is back!

[@cheyenne6913]

Aw Seth, I have the same scar on my chin. I was trying to walk on my hands with my legs thrown over my shoulders during gym in the second grade. I fell face first and busted my chin open

[@peternic1]

I just love, love, loovvvvvvvvvveee Corrections.

[@tyr409]

Corrections is one of the best shows on KZbin. What is he correcting anyway? is there some kind of show on cable or something?

[@anro7137]

Too high to try to explain- anyone else want to?

[@o_d-chan]

This is the greatest thing on KZbin