CORRECTIONS Episode 95: Week of Monday, February 5

[@studuerson2548]

Telling jokes is one thing, but Seth crafts the silence. Kudos.

[@RoryStarr]

I am certain this comment will haunt Seth if he ever sees it.

[@treestub3665]

For real though! Most people don't dare play with silence. Seth is an expert - nay; an artist!

[@silverXnoise]

In jazz, it’s all about the notes you _don’t_ play…

[@silverXnoise]

Also, when playing jazz the best way to cover your mistakes is to play them twice, that way they know you _meant_ to hit those awful notes.

[@Tao_Tology]

The true zen of humour. (And, no, that wasn't spelled incorrectly)

[@humanorbit]

"What tonight lacks in length, it will more than make up for in mediocrity." That's what she said.

[@astrocoastalprocessor]

hrm... feels like duration would be a better word than length... your quip works both ways though 🤔

[@maxxoutphoenix1608]

😂😂😂

[@HylianFox3]

I was really hoping he'd say "girth"

[@WhyYesIAmABich]

@HylianFox3 I do want a girthier corrections. ​

[@withalittlehelpfrom3]

That’s a David Letterman line if I’ve ever heard one.

[@MJR_ATX]

Corrections is the wholesomely relatable reflection of a chaotic and stressful work week that we all need every Friday

[@betsiecleworth5853]

Yeah there’s something about the creeping insanity that reflects both the growing existential dread of society’s imminent crunch, along with the more mundane weariness of the end of the week. But also yes, mostly wholesome

[@winklgasse]

Prediction: next week he's gonna put googs on the giuliani eyes and call them "googlianis"

[@betsiecleworth5853]

I’d take that bet, but I think you’re on to a winner

[@largelingerie]

Brilliant!

[@TheFreshMeeker]

Give us the Giugs!

[@francescaa8331]

👌 excellent

[@jasonweed6213]

Giuliani eyes and those teeth make him look like Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's

[@eggmancorp]

Corrections is the most Seth Meyers thing I've ever seen. This is a form of comedy that kills me everytime and it's unique to here

[@shermanculbertson6244]

Corrections is the best part of every week.

[@tylerkochman1007]

It makes up for the sad fact that the weekend means a break before the next monologue/Closer Look

[@sethie_shots]

Corrosion is mine

[@chonqmonk]

@@tylerkochman1007 Bro, go outside. Maybe go have a beer at a bar or something.

[@tylerkochman1007]

@@chonqmonk I do go out and have fun. But when I get home late at night (or early on the mornings) and want a laugh before going to sleep, it’s nice to have a fresh video to watcg

[@ShmephHope]

Corrections has become my new favorite show. Whoever has that jolly, distinctive laugh in the background makes me incredibly happy. EVERY. TIME. Tell them I love them. Please keep these coming, It would be terribly depressing to have to "break up with someone i never met". I hope they never catch on! 😅

[@1st2nd2]

It's AI generated. Like the jokes.

[@sunshine3914]

I always end up laughing much harder over them.

[@khallo151]

His name is Buck. And he likes to… Laugh.

[@TheMulToyVerse]

@@khallo151 For some reason I always thought it was Wally, but it never sounded quite right in my mind to be Wally, lol

[@astrocoastalprocessor]

This whole non-show is packed with Buck cameos (Buck and Wally should have a bit skit where Buck just laughs and Wally hams)

[@PunchKickBlog]

I didnt know that „corrections“ was just seth being completely unhinged in weird bits. This is awesome!

[@johnobrien2373]

Welcome! That's exactly what it is. The best parts are when he knows he's trying to appease KZbin commenters, but still gets really frustrated, anyways! 😆

[@JacWarner]

Yes…. Welcome friend…. (One of us, one of us).

[@haleem624]

Seth: ”are you not entertained?” Yes Seth, I’m highly entertained.

[@betsiecleworth5853]

Don’t you’ll have him borrowing Russell Crowe’s jock strap from John Oliver (yeah I know it’s from Cinderella man but any jock-strap in a storm) and posing as the great luchador come gladiator Bird-Bane…!

[@skepticalalien]

Whoever made the Rudy Giuliani eyes deserves an Emmy. AND, again, another fantastic display of commitment to a very “bad” bit. The eyes, the teeth, the impressions. I WISH I had such courage.

[@josiechung7929]

Which is ironic, because the song "Rudy Giuliani Eyes" got Kim Carnes a life-time ban from the Grammys.

[@themaster408]

Omg “NBC doesn’t know this exists” made me laugh pretty hard

[@josephzuloaga]

we should celebrate seth's advancing to advanced impressions camp 👏

[@beccam7249]

I hope they cover Larry David in advanced impressions camp. He needs work on that one

[@TheLandscaper0115]

It def shows he's advancing. I've always said he's the new Impressions Guy at 30 Rock.

[@sherinameless1618]

Once he gets his Jerry Lewis merit badge, he will be an Eagle Impression Scout!

[@sendjameslove]

I mean even an abandoned car left in neutral on a hill could qualify as being called "advancing". It's probable that Seth got those Giuliana glasses from his impression coach.

[@alejandracartwright8923]

That was truly a terrible Walken

[@sheilaking5608]

This is called “Corrections” because “Seth’s Slow Descent Into Insanity” was too long of a title, right? 🤔

[@melissylum4106]

It was more of a projectile descent, for all of us.

[@rocketreindeer]

🤣

[@Naryoril]

I wonder what Seth would have answered if you told him "you'll do this for 100 and more episodes and get Emmy nominated twice" before he "aired" the first one.

[@astrocoastalprocessor]

slow?

[@maxxoutphoenix1608]

But now that we have correction i be watching the show during the week like oop i caught that seth.. if i did somebody else did to

[@theurbanshaman]

Seth ever recently introduced your show to my grandma. When she sees you on KZbin she says "there's my guy!". Had to pause for an explanation when you put on the bird bane mask. Loved it!

[@skepticalalien]

Grandma’s for Seth!

[@fsodn]

3:12 I'm SO glad you said this. I was really said thinking perhaps it would be cancelled. This segment is my lifeblood. I'm always so happy when I'm having my morning tea, and I realize it's Friday, and the corrections video pops up. I so wish I could come to a taping. That would be the greatest thing ever.

[@astridlynden4589]

Canada here. Just stumbled on "Corrections Show" for the first time. Feels like i fell down a rabbit hole... it's great!!!!!

[@chezmoi42]

Welcome!

[@signaltonoise.online3729]

Watch out for the lego bricks!

[@signaltonoise.online3729]

Oh and don't get defenestrated

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Welcome to Corrections! There are rabbit holes within the rabbit holes!

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Oh, and don’t forget to pre-order your tickets for “Cicada, Cicada”!

[@FixedAU]

As an Australian I can confirm those are the names of our coins.

[@SamLanena]

One and two cent pieces have been out of circulation for decades..

[@OriginalPiMan]

I'll note that he didn't name enough coins. He missed at least one, possibly two, depending on how you interpret part of what he said as one name or two.

[@tylerkochman1007]

And of course the money features the face of your reigning monarch. Long live the Queen, Kylie Minogue

[@SerendipityChild]

@SamLanena still legal, but you aren't allowed to spend more than a dollar in this way

[@tylerkochman1007]

Also side note: Seth seems to right now be Kylie’s favorite American late night show to appear on.

[@brittanym2288]

Seth…you are a triumph. And I cannot wait to see at least 105 more episodes showcasing your learnings from Advanced Impressions Camp! 🥳

[@therealunicornselene]

I would miss corrections so much if it ended at 100 episodes 😢

[@linkpalmer]

he did the whole dumb Googs bit cuz he knew it was gonna fail, so he could have the walk across. That got me. Well done.

[@lynnhettrick7588]

I noticed that too!

[@josiechung7929]

I'm surprised the Googs cameo walkacross didn't have googly eyes.

[@benjaminkrulwichben8511]

I was hoping he would pose like Giuliani, tucked double chin, eyebrows up, mouth half open. 😲 But what do I know? Hilarious! 🤌

[@MrCtown112]

It's great to see legitimate news media take the time to correct previous mistakes.

[@MaidenHelll]

🤨

[@walternullifidian]

The great thing about mediocre people is that they are always at their best.

[@kathleenchapman2204]

My new life motto

[@IMArt-kx2ci]

Sooooo gooooood 😂

[@andybaldman]

It may only be a couple thousand people, but corrections every week makes those people insanely happy. And that’s better than making millions of people just barely not hate you. That’s called Jimmy Fallon. Please don’t stop.

[@betsiecleworth5853]

At least 3.1K at last count on the 'Save/ Free Corrections' vote

[@chezmoi42]

Two hours after you posted your comment, 60,254 insanely happy people have watched this.

[@katm6]

@@betsiecleworth5853 - Save/Free Corrections vote????? Where is that? I must vote.

[@skepticalalien]

Poor Fallon…. Seth always follows him wherever he goes.

[@betsiecleworth5853]

@@katm6 🥰 not official ballot I’m afraid just the top comment on last week’s Corrections, with a ‘noooo! save our Corrections’ msg and the no. of responses. I’d still give it a thumbs up mind, I’m personally paranoid Seth’s going to shut it all down!

[@bluejay5045]

Corrections can't be canceled until Cicada Cicada is complete.

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Agree!

[@mvm8397]

The Impressions Camp has really taken Seth to the next level. Did you see how he killed that Giuliani impression at the end? "Did you guys all leave?" Nailed it!

[@rooshmookh]

It’s 11:35 am in India and I got to Corrections within 30 minutes of it being uploaded. My day is already made.

[@notenoughmonkeys]

That ending has removed any appetite I ever had for a fourth Austin Powers movie.

[@Rechanmole]

No baby, no.

[@HylianFox3]

Oh beHAAYYYYVE

[@chrisvainio]

The Austin Powers movies removed any appetite I have for a 4th Austin Powers movie

[@Robin0928]

The Rudy eyes, mixed with the teeth, make a new, bizzare emotion that i wasnt sure they were capable of

[@SEOshogun]

Lmaooo I had to close my eyes through my laughter!

[@johnobrien2373]

It's actually really close to Seth Green's nerd-version-of-himself character on "Robot Chicken"

[@betsiecleworth5853]

@@johnobrien2373I realised I think Seth may be tacking the piss of us jackals who were talking about being neurotic nerds last week when he threatened to cancel on us!

[@johnobrien2373]

@@betsiecleworth5853 Maybe. But it's not gonna work. He's stuck with us, now

[@freddogrosso9835]

It was like the Pale Man (from Pan's Labyrinth), but creepier.

[@havcola6983]

God, the cut from that sad "See me next week" Seth to the bright-eyed, smiling Seth in the exit splash screen gave me whiplash.

[@James02876]

It's impossible to put into words how much joy this brings me each week. Thanks Seth, for making me laugh, and thanks to the crew for laughing with me!

[@miritskeen]

love that hes fully in a different shirt for the clip of his nails

[@WendyAlyson]

Continuity correction! I noticed the same thing and was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else did. Thank you!

[@alexvaraderey]

Seth wears a travel shirt to go to the studio each day, then a rehearsal shirt (when the fingernail picture was taken.) Once done, he changes in to his show shirt, then back in to the travel shirt to go home, where, of course, he then changes in to his lounging shirt. Next day, all four of the previous day's shirts are fumigated and given out to the homeless, who by this point of Seth's run on the show are getting a bit fed up with all of the free shirts that they're forced to take every day.

[@katm6]

Last week's shirt. I appreciated his commitment to the bit.

[@betsiecleworth5853]

@@alexvaraderey who are you that are so wise in the way of shirts?! Also what happens to his night shirts (and accompanying cap)?!

[@gnomevoyeur]

Australian 1 and 2 cent coins were withdrawn from circulation in 1992. We still have 5 cent coins but they are only good for throwing at people who annoy you.

[@sfhenne]

What are you talking about about! The 50c piece is like a mini ninja throwing star. Want to take out an eye? Use one of those MFers

[@TheKrispyfort]

CORRECTION: 5¢ piece is perfect for scratchies. Then followed by pegging it at dkheds

[@Michael-Masi-911]

Pegging means to throw, for any non Australians.

[@Michael-Masi-911]

This is a correction of a correction. How can they not even grab Wikipedia and do some research for this show??? No wonder it attracts so many Jackals

[@cathyh675]

Ah, so what Americans do with literally all our money.

[@WombatMan64]

That's right, we don't have quarters. Now it's time to pick up my beer for the weekend. I believe this price is up to 15 grazzlebaggles.

[@guaposneeze]

The closest coin to a 25 cent quarter is the 20 cent coin, which has a Platypus. And I am kind of shocked that Seth didn't bother to use any of the innate comedic potential of the platypus. It's not like the old guy doing Bird Bain is too good for animal bits.

[@WombatMan64]

@@guaposneeze could have when done a team up with John Oliver and his pukekeke.

[@loudboy11]

Seth is a master of silence.

[@ChrisArkwright]

The last bit will haunt my nightmares forever. It cannot be unseen.

[@BerryJackalope]

"Is this good?" he says as his teeth slowly slide to the right. Correction, that was great. 🤣

[@nawdrawg8436]

I frikkin’ love Corrections and the fact that it even exists. Thank you for cranking out 95 (and counting, though maybe for not too much longer) of these

[@DJ-ft7wt]

Length isn’t everything. Mediocrity is almost guaranteed.

[@KijasFX]

That’s what she said :D JK. I couldn’t help myself.

[@brittanym2288]

😂

[@moonkey537]

​@@KijasFX Giggity 😂

[@Tao_Tology]

#TitleOfYourSexTape

[@theparadoxicaltouristtrave9320]

If mediocrity is guaranteed, we all deserve a 100% refund on corrections I also believe that Seth will follow through with this.

[@amberbanuelos7053]

8:03 please don’t joke about ending Corrections, it’s like a fine wine that gets better with time.

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

Seth you are the best!!!! Fridays are good because the weekend is nearly here, but Fridays are great because of Corrections!

[@BazBrown]

I had to put my cat down this week and all my friends and family were doing everything they could to cheer me up. I couldn't snap out of the sad feelings. Then I watched a two hour playlist of backlogged Corrections episodes I had been saving and it was the only thing that could make me laugh. Thanks Seth & team.

[@heatherr4321]

I’m so sorry 💔 😔

[@WendyAlyson]

I’m so sorry for your loss. 💔❤️‍🩹❤️🙏🏻

[@clarewillison9379]

💐💖

[@gratefuljackal8183]

So sorry for your loss. Kitties are dear family members. Glad you have support as you grieve. 🐾💙

[@katm6]

I am so sorry for your loss. I'm glad that Seth was able to bring you joy at this difficult time. All cat lovers are with you.

[@leslie3937]

I don’t have cable so can’t watch your show live. But after discovering corrections, I never miss it.

[@skepticalalien]

But the show is on network TV. It’s free with a digital antenna. You see. You can watch local news and Seth… You’re welcome!

[@lynnhettrick7588]

@@skepticalalienSome of us can’t get a signal with even a digital antenna. I used to watch it on Hulu.

[@AnthonyMcCulley]

No idea how I haven't stumbled onto these sooner, but I've never laughed harder. Must-watch stuff from now on.

[@brittanym2288]

Your entire life just changed. It’s my favourite part of my week and I have withdrawals when they’re on break. I hope Seth never leaves us. And his team of amazing writers deserve a chance to watch Seth make them laugh too. It’s just all in all the most wholesome thing that keeps me going ❤ Welcome to the Jackals 🐾

[@karenlepage-mindfulmaker]

Highly recommend going back to the beginning and also watching the previous 94. It’s so worth it.

[@Naryoril]

Watching all the old ones might be a big ask, but i highly recommend episode 71. It introduced an immensely popular sub segment of corrections. It had me (and i imagine a ton of other people too) laughing tears.

[@astrocoastalprocessor]

68-70 are peak hilarity

[@Bunkerdwarfputin]

@@Naryoril Yes... and DEFINTELY gotta check out Episode 11, Week of May 24... ...that was the FIRST time Seth called us jackals with our "jackal paws" 😂😂😂😂😂 ...

[@pokemasterbrains]

I just wanna say I'm really proud of Seth, doing all this clearly without any other writers

[@LinksGirl05920]

Corrections seriously makes my week every time. Nothing makes me laugh like it does. Please don't ever stop doing this, Seth!!

[@nicholasleemarks]

As a huge Minnesota Timberwolves fan, I don’t know what I’m more excited about: our historically great season in which we’re in the race for first place, or being mentioned on Corrections!

[@betsiecleworth5853]

Or that Brazilian Timberwolves meme…?!

[@TrevorCopter]

I used to save Corrections as a Friday treat. Now I’ve accepted my psychosis and inject it into my veins within an hour of upload 😂💀

[@karenlepage-mindfulmaker]

Same same. Never more grateful to be on pacific time.

[@treestub3665]

Same!!! 😂🎉🙃

[@johnobrien2373]

It's officially called "Responsible Jackalling"

[@alumpyhorse]

I never used to read the comments, but Corrections changed all that

[@Typhis19]

I actually still save it for friday but that's mostly because I'd have to be up pretty late to catch it.

[@mada9891]

That new guy at the end is a breath of fresh air.

[@Shadow-Shell]

I don't think the air was so fresh

[@lynnhettrick7588]

At least it wasn’t the same old guy as usual!

[@MidwestMujeres]

It was like the mask has finally come off

[@betsiecleworth5853]

This is not even my final form??

[@wojtekw6040]

Looking at his teeth I would argue that the breath might not be that fresh...

[@razzledazzyl]

10:01 Seth’s quick change from a light pullover sweater to a dark button down shirt and back to a light pullover sweater is hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@danbsports6760]

Does it at least match last week's shirt?

[@razzledazzyl]

@@danbsports6760 Yup. That’s def. BirdBane’s shirt!

[@drainbamaged42]

This show is getting more and more situationist as it goes on, and I am HERE for it.

[@nw1750]

You're "here for it"?

[@arce17101]

This is my favorite thing that you do all week! It is entirely possible that this superfluous version of your show overtakes your intended, original product. 🤣

[@hahentamashii]

Just so you know, I love the Corrections show, I don't actually watch your show, I just watch corrections. I'm sorry.

[@teeess1909]

same

[@KennyBradley]

He has a show?

[@paulvamos7319]

I also like A Closer Look and Jokes Seth Can't Tell! 😂

[@xstanstanstan]

@@paulvamos7319 A Closer Look is like the main place I get my news 😂

[@jscotthatcher380]

i watch this and closer look/the monologue and thats it.

[@k-matsu]

DO NOT let them cancel Corrections

[@freddogrosso9835]

Or become aware of its existence!

[@lynnhettrick7588]

@@freddogrosso9835It would be terrible if they learn of our existence!

[@phobos258]

I subscribed to peacock just to watch late night so I can feel more connected to the corrections.

[@lynnhettrick7588]

I just watch the clips on KZbin

[@saxonde68]

I think I actually love this more than I like the actual show… Watching you work through bits while the crew laugh awkwardly is excellent

[@TheSpiderbridge]

Brings me joy every week. I love Seth and the crew.

[@NouriaDiallo]

And now I have "Bette Davis Eyes" stuck in my head, only it's "Rudy Giuliani's Eyes"...

[@normjones4204]

First thing that came to mind was getting Kim Carnes to sing that. Alas corrections is low budget.

[@annec8127]

Same!

[@betsiecleworth5853]

Well, according to Seth the studio has no idea this twice Emmy nominated jewel exists, so he could theoretically just divert some money Corrections-ward and claim it was for one of his more extravagant Day Drinking with the stars episodes.

[@Tacopartytube]

Free Corrections, I didn't even know they were locked up.

[@ppeterson6303]

Please don’t cancel corrections! 🙏🙏🙏🙏 It is my favorite part of the week. I love listening to your team laugh.

[@akoehler107]

The free Willy bit had me in tears lol

[@maximilianneumeyer2971]

I wasn't aware Seth needed glasses. But he should continue to wear them. They bring out his eyes nicely.

[@floridafun7805]

Every single Cosby impression contains the line, "My wife Camille..." If you had gotten any closer to that setup, it would've bit you! 😜

[@バーンズエリック]

Those teeth simultaneously recall Max Schreck in Nosferatu and Jerry Lewis in the Nutty Professor. Truly terrifying. Especially the latter.

[@ryanstarrfish]

The real bird bane is windmills.

[@marysmith7765]

ba-dum-tssssssss

[@SenatorRobinson]

Great joke. No notes.

[@betsiecleworth5853]

Agree, chef’s kiss - exquisite punmanship

[@kiya1093]

Impression Camp must specialize in Tucker impressions because they are on point😂

[@rgs8970]

I'm trying so hard to not laugh too loudly (bc my kid is trying to sleep) but I am shaking and on the verge of tears. "is this something?" yeah, Seth, it's SOMETHING

[@cryptozoolibrarian]

I regret watching this right before bed. Those Rudy teeth and glasses are 100% nightmare fuel. Now we know what Seth would look like if he spent 100s of years in a cave being corrupted by the One Ring.

[@sherinameless1618]

"My precious . . Emmy."

[@betsiecleworth5853]

Particularly cutting remark since Seth opinion of LOTR is that it's like being stuck in a cave for 100 years!

[@lynnhettrick7588]

@@betsiecleworth5853Yes, Seth does not enjoy it like Colbert does!

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Those teeth were def nightmare fodder!

[@richardkeller9015]

Never stop doing corrections.

[@sarahs7669]

We only want this Old Dude forever 😂

[@JohnSmith-tv9ou]

Seth is reminding me how much I love slow, quiet comedy that utilizes absurdism over rapid fire jokes.

[@jjunture]

As a lifelong Timberwolves fan, I thank you. 😂 #Googs

[@AnnAmelie]

Ditto! My ass is gone, I LAUGHED IT RIGHT OFF! 😂

[@nicholasleemarks]

Heyy go Wolves!!! This is our year… to do better than previous years!!!

[@AnnAmelie]

They are on FIRE!! @@nicholasleemarks

[@leighcolby]

Googs seems to have not aged a bit!

[@katm6]

I don't watch basketball and had no idea who that guy was but I was pretty sure of the joke that was coming. I was laughing so hard that I am surprised I didn't give myself an asthma attack.

[@1personiam]

Seth doesn't need an impressions refund, his Michael Keaton and Vince Vaugns are spot on!!

[@Rechanmole]

And Werner Herzog.

[@dylanmitchell5362]

I'd pay good money to hear Seth do a wedding crashers scene between Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson

[@garretcamp9490]

@@dylanmitchell5362 Buddy buddy buddy. WOOHW why'd yew wear the Giuliani eyes brohaahm?

[@janey3407]

Not to mention his Johnny Carson!

[@rockyman88]

I love corrections. It always feel like Seth is doing live stand up to the team. 😂😂😂

[@betsiecleworth5853]

He is but as the commenters said, he’s old so he can only manage live sit down instead

[@betsiecleworth5853]

Wait, what??! I’d completely forgotten I’d made this comment the week before Seth started actually walking around. It’s a coincidence right?!

[@betsiecleworth5853]

Did I make man in box dance?!

[@betsiecleworth5853]

I mean *ahem*, you know what really shows off your youthful dynamism Seth it’s dancing! Amber does it all the time on her show. Which reminds me, more importantly, when is the Amber Ruffin Show coming back??!

[@ldcole90]

Happy Friday! Thank God for corrections!

[@lsaideOK]

The googs cut out was a great double callback. Calling back to all the earlier bits with the cutouts and also to the earlier joke that fell flat. Which wasn't really a joke that fell flat but a set up for the cutout joke. Three-dimensional chess!

[@SDU2023]

The rudy eyes are genius.

[@mattbarker97]

A Cosby joke? Damn Seth, we're starting early tonight

[@alexanderjohnson231]

The Googs joke really got me.

[@ericaboyd4939]

"is. is this anything." yes its perfect

[@HayleyDion-y2b]

I love that the ice in his cup keeps getting more ridiculous 😂

[@katm6]

And needed his pencil to hold the ice back so he could take a drink. LOL.

[@withalittlehelpfrom3]

I've come from the future with good news 🤣🤣

[@khallo151]

Swedish Christopher Walken was ok but Werner Herzog is the OG impression for Corrections, accept not substitutes

[@scottmaberry285]

No, rookie. That WAS Werner Herzog. Werner Herzog doing Christopher Walken

[@skepticalalien]

All of his Austrian and German impressions are born of Herzog. The need to train that out of him at impressions camp.

[@betsiecleworth5853]

@@scottmaberry285 love ❤️ this!

[@betsiecleworth5853]

@@skepticalalien no no, they need to train it into him Herzog is the fountainhead from which all true impressions flow!

[@robertlloyd122]

(Bad Werner Herzog voice) Only Seth Meyers has the depraved boldness to gaze nakedly into the abyss of his own failures.

[@xmann10761]

I looked down at the progress bar to check how much was left of the episode and suddenly Rudy Giuliani was sitting at the desk. What the hell?

[@NewMessage]

Nope. That brick would make the sound of a brick hitting an empty propane tank. Not enough resonance to denote the emptiness of the target.

[@abigailvanvleet]

Those glasses tho, actually hilarious 😂 Cudos to the jackal who made them!

[@buckmelanoma2200]

My neighbors were hooting and hollering (still are, MOF, and probably always will be) I went to the window to close it, and they were listening to Corrections. And I just sat there, and listened along, creepily, without anyone knowing. #marcdunncomedy

[@acmelka]

We need to have more Lindsey and Meemaw stuff. How about a road trip? Audio drama

[@erinball7781]

Ooh I'd listen to that series

[@chezmoi42]

'Family Trips with the Grahams'?

[@betsiecleworth5853]

I feel like that would devolve to a dark place very quickly, have you ever seen the X-Files episode ‘Home’?!

[@astrocoastalprocessor]

your ice cube needs a little polar bear on top, taking a nap

[@josephzuloaga]

are there budget cuts? we went from many ice cubes in seth's negroni to a single iceberg tonight

[@lashadi1445]

Agreed. He's running too hot 🔥

[@jonmendelson1104]

There's a reason we now call it climate change, not global warming. In the vicinity of his cocktail it's colder than it used to be.

[@crispoman]

Hopefully we'll go from an iceberg this week to "A. Samberg" next week.

[@samuelpierce7664]

Can't be budget cuts if they have to buy new ice trays each week

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Honestly, the specialty equipment to make those larger ice cubes is prohibitively expensive. I think they’re doing okay

[@ScarlitWidow]

Ask Jeeves 😂 that is a solid way to tell your age

[@scottmaberry285]

Almost as if you wouldn’t need the Walken, Gugliotta, Cosby, Free Willy, and Satoshi references to tell he’s a moderately well preserved zombie from the ‘90s.

[@ScarlitWidow]

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@LoudGoat74]

I can never even think about Tom Gugliotta without the NBA Jam announcer yelling "GUGLIOTTA!" in my head. This was no exception. Thank you.

[@emas5306]

Corrections is the best. Watch every week from Amsterdam.

[@georgejones3552]

You were close with the Australian Money. - It's: a prawn, a blue swimmer, a lobster, and a pineapple.

[@TheKrispyfort]

Are they even going to know what a blue swimmer is? Apart from Thorpie in 14°C water

[@si1verflare]

They just call it a Bluey

[@lynnhettrick7588]

@@si1verflareOh, I thought Chimay Blue was a Bluey. 😊

[@lulugurl6547]

Oh, gosh. I love you Seth. 🥰 You did do a good ending. ❤️

[@cookme25]

Dear Seth, I love the Rudy Guliani Eyes, they're the best part of that look. Congrats on your advancement to advanced impressions camp.

[@TalooFoH]

Had this on in the background, but Seth, I'd just like you to know my incredibly sweet rescue, who never vocalizes, woke up and growled at my laptop during your Christopher Walken impression.

[@jaffrojones4269]

BirdBane had me rolling.

[@betsiecleworth5853]

I do hope Elaine's ankle is alright though!

[@Rona44]

I haven't gotten so much joy from late night since Craig Ferguson went off air

[@mariavictor4324]

Too true.❤

[@greenwitch9836]

Yes, exactly. ❤

[@Rona44]

@@zonian1966 balls.

[@johnobrien2373]

I like that he and Craig had WILDLY different lives through the 80s, and still kinda reached the same result

[@WesleyFiles]

I'm assuming you meant you loved Craig Ferguson, but this definitely reads like you were overjoyed that his show ended 😂

[@jenn976]

The best was the “Cosby’ [z]one” line of teas.”

[@sherinameless1618]

Graphics did a great job with the poster for it.

[@spameranne]

the thud and squish, dear god, my stomach turned. good call on the pan clang.

[@katm6]

Yup. So glad I have eaten yet today. So nauseating.

[@idiatico]

5 more to go until 900 more to go!