David Sedaris Recounts a Story About a Pug Eating Its Own Eye

[@justinelouise2655]

i definitely love how seth adores david

[@ronaldmusisi564]

Justine Louise zzz😂😭😜😜😜😜😎😜🙁😩😜

[@Roll587]

My God, David Sedaris is a fantastic human being.

[@WeyrSingerMWT]

I have a collection of signed books, and getting David Sedaris' autograph is one of my favorite book signing memories. He is every bit as delightful in person.

[@johnhaxby306]

I went to his show and a pre-show book signing, when I got to up to him he had been signing books and couldn't eat his dinner so he asked me to feed him, so I did, cutting his chicken and he would say "put some vegetables with it on the fork", it was so crazy but so personal and his show was great and thats my memory of him.

[@tyasasongko]

I can't decide what's more delightful, David Sedaris or Seth fanboy-ing on David Sedaris.

[@maryrosekent8223]

Tya Sasongko They work well together. 😁

[@alext7667]

"he dug out his eyes, ate the first one but couldnt find the second one" is something aesop would write.

[@Volvican]

I love his books - but even his books don't quite seem to quite convey the macabre place his sensibility sits in. It's rather wonderful.

[@kerrymingsun2498]

He so sublimely funny

[@jean2479]

David Sedaris is precious!! And ain’t it just like a dog to eat its own eye???!!! Omfg!! Lololol!!

[@nickieshuodebuhao]

David Sedaris is the actual love of my life. Insert swoon here.

[@maryrosekent8223]

nickie216 He’s married...sorry, mate.

[@misshavisham3220]

@@maryrosekent8223: Good one! Except he's not married.

[@maryrosekent8223]

Miss Havisham Okay, so he’s been living with his boyfriend for the last 20+ years...same diff.

[@misshavisham3220]

@@maryrosekent8223: Same diff? Tell that to all the people who spent their lives fighting for gay marriage. Apparently, you weren't one of them. SMDH.

[@misshavisham3220]

@@maryrosekent8223: Same diff? Wow. Tell that to all the people who spent their lives fighting for gay marriage. Apparently, you weren't one of them. SMDH.

[@kerriko5230]

I absolutely love everything that David Sedaris has written!

[@maryjensen5310]

‘AND HE ATE IT’. David never disappoints.

[@blackbird5634]

I brought a German family including grand parents and kids on a Whitewater Raft Trip down the Hudson River and they ALL wore THONG bathing suits, which i could NOT dissuade them from doing. Everyone's ass was red and sore within minutes and i saw more German 'foliage' than i've ever wanted to see.

[@JerKur18]

LMAO what???

[@Tracymmo]

Post Traumatic Sight Disorder

[@JaceCavacini]

Those eye stories are some of the most horrific things I’ve heard on late night comedy.

[@KrustyFrank27]

I now have a copy of When You Are Engulfed In Flames with the inscription "We spoke of ribeye."

[@essargee14]

love him so much

[@sim33009]

I love David Sedaris.

[@Opine_Divine]

I sucked in so much air when he said the dog ate the eye... OMFG!

[@robind.phillips2129]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 love David Sedaris!

[@daniel.s.ferreira]

Such a dog eat dog world.

[@ellenms7703]

I think that Seth is really good friends with his sister Amy , but I think David is humbly funny 😄, love all his books and reads his stuff makes it even funnier.. 😝

[@K209-w4w]

David Sedaris 💚

[@tjwash2]

I’d start watching late night interviews again if all of the guests were this good.

[@pappypoe]

David Sedaris looks fantastic! Seth is the best.

[@NewMessage]

So.. my takeaway... eyes are more filling than they look.

[@maryrosekent8223]

New Message Ace comment! 🐶👁🐶👁🐶

[@J12680]

I met him last night. He loved being in California.

[@gastonave]

I'm relieved this didn't turn out to be a story about people eating pugs.

[@isprobablyjobhunting]

Been a minute since I laughed at something so terrible. Great work david sedaris.

[@wiredforstereo]

I watched this video just to see David's old teeth.

[@TheMasheenist]

I’ve heard of people’s eyes being bigger than their stomach but not the case with these stories 😂

[@JasonLovesLife]

Could never find that second eye.

[@shadygrove]

I want to say "you are such horrible human beings!" except I am laughing too hard and I am too busy typing "Seth" & "David Sedaris" into the search engine...

[@davepalittle2454]

Hilarious

[@Leslie58]

But.... it's a snack. Buwhahahahahahahaha!

[@junogeronimo9422]

❤

[@nonbiz1520]

I heard he liked wheelchair stories. My dad fell hard into his wheelchair, fell backwards, and ended up posing in his mouth.

[@nonbiz1520]

Peeing. Auto correct better go to Hell. Doon.

[@nonbiz1520]

Doon instead of “Soon”? I guess the letters are close together, I suck!

[@smmlo]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@FritzSchober]

The prisoner story is worse!

[@dawnatsea4076]

LOVE David Sedaris but hate all those tv shows! They interview their guests for a quick NY minute & it’s over, shoving them away ... good bye. Nothing like a podcast where you can hear & enjoy the likes of David Saderis for an hour !

[@JaceCavacini]

That Mars analogy makes no sense

[@jessicalee333]

Mars' gravity is just over 1/3 as powerful as Earth (it's part of why it doesn't have a thick atmosphere), if you weigh 163 pounds on Earth, it would feel like 62 pounds on Mars (and 27 pounds on the Moon, just FYI). Maybe he's thinking of the gravity of neutron stars.

[@maryrosekent8223]

Jessica Lee Or maybe he’s an author who made an uninformed astrophysics analogy.

[@Abrin32]

@@maryrosekent8223 This, but I just can believe how bad it was. People pay to read this guys words...

[@maryrosekent8223]

Brian Williams I’ve read all of his books-he’s fucking hilarious.

[@TomLloyd-18]

satyrical comedy doesn't necessarily have to be tethered to reality. . . . . does it ?

[@LisaLisa-rl3pm]

But the suit tho... 😬

[@stekepannen]

I find it too annoying that Americans don’t understand that just because american whalers ruined their ecosystem the same would be true in Norway.

[@BentonRox]

The concern is less for the ecosystem then for the death of the whale. That's why the joke is bad news for the whale good news for the cow, not bad news for the whale's ecosystem. The distaste for whaling in America is not just an environmental issue but also an animal rights issue.

[@ronaldcammarata3422]

Ah, those ecologically concious Nowegian whalers! Gotta love it.

[@gypsysnickerdoodle4354]

No not listening to that Nope

[@stevecox7075]

Well, thanks for telling us.

[@marylhere]

He is so deliciously evil....

[@LeeGee]

Sounds psychopathic

[@marylhere]

Lee Gee thanks for commenting so I could see this again.

[@amalias8888]

Would someone please explain to me why his suit looks like he's slept in it for a month?

[@nakyer]

*A. Sch.* I don't think that was even a suit jacket. I think it was a light outdoor jacket.

[@joanneburns325]

Looks like David washed but didn’t iron his shirt collar. Eeeeeuuuuuw, almost worse than the pug story!!

[@maryrosekent8223]

Joanne Burns Perhaps he has more important things to do-like picking up trash along England’s motorways.

[@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods]

I actually love how thoroughly wrinkly his entire outfit is. It's like he's an impressionist painting.

[@Viv89]

Maybe he bought it from Kapital, that Japanese shop he loves so much that sell all kinds of funky clothes.

[@StuartWailing]

I don't believe that a pugs eye would come out far enough for it to be reachable. I may be wrong but I think this is apocryphal. I mean the optic nerve is not coiled up in there like an extension lead.

[@JCAndrijeski]

Seriously with the eye stories? 😕

[@stevecox7075]

Seriously with the virtue-signalling?

[@dantruitt1138]

Sedaris is a disgusting human being who allowed his sister to slip into poverty, did not lift a finger to help her, had a stage hand close the door in her face the last time she came to see him after a reading, and said, when asked if he could say anything to her, after she had asphyxiated herself with a plastic bag, "Could you repay me the money you owe me?" This from a man worth north of $10 million.