Trump Vows to Take U.S. to Mars, New York Hosts Crucial Gathering of World Leaders | Tonight Show

[@olivergarrick1175]

The mars selfie jokes was pure comedy 😂.

[@matthewforsee5092]

Such an insult to Mars.

[@onendonlysmithy1498]

He's going to get the Martians to pay for it too

[@susanfanning9480]

Good one.😂

[@Carlos12160]

I actually suspect trump actually believes illegal immigrants commonly referred as 'illegal aliens' are in fact from Mars

[@bjs20]

Funniest thing I’ve read in a while. Thank you!

[@higgs923]

Trump promised that the US would be the first to land on the sun. He says we'll just land at night when it's cooler.

[@wens4kids]

That made me laugh!!

[@TheDemontr1]

some would buy it too

[@alainahatfield2503]

Did he really say this? It wouldn't surprise me but I need to watch the stupidity

[@ErinSummConfidenceCoach]

@@alainahatfield2503I want to know toooo!!! 🤣

[@burnerking8959]

I thought the same thing LOL ​@@alainahatfield2503

[@wisteriasinensis6080]

That mars selfie joke was incredible

[@SVUE-jj9jc]

Can the aliens just take Trump already. 😂 If it doesn’t work out they can leave him on Mars. 🤔 didn’t Elon want to nuke Mars. 🤣

[@drumbum3.142]

They can leave it on a planet all right.. .....but I personally wouldn't choose mars.. .....there's another that is (much) more suitable and apropos.. .

[@lynnekendrick870]

Totally agree. Let the real aliens take him to a different universe all together.

[@ArchYeomans]

I would not do that to our brother aliens. They would annihilate us.

[@PiDsPagePrototypes]

The aliens don't want him either.

[@lynnekendrick870]

@@ArchYeomans true. Maybe one Alien species will feel empathy for us.

[@Dr_Cole]

The walk and talk with Tim Cook was a great and wonderfully different skit. Well done.

[@alphabrainwave]

I heard that we can send a man to Mars but we can't bring him back. For this historic honor, I nominate Donald John Trump.

[@lashendawest7509]

We love your show jimmy fallon

[@bobbyallison-j6q]

The Tim Cook part was way better than I expected!

[@DailySource]

I disagree. I thought it was stiff. Also not a fan of Jimmy being a schill for mega corporations.

[@donjohnson365]

Trump told us that was Tim Apple.

[@bobbyallison-j6q]

@@donjohnson365 Lol, I literally thought of that too! 😂

[@cammieg4381]

I love the walk in the park, and the growing number of folks who recognize Jimmy and start following them! 🤣

[@cheska2024]

I'm 81. I get the Google map printout to grocery store thing.

[@TheChonaman]

Good on you, Fallon. Broadway has been calling you for a long time. Go gettum. You will smash it!

[@mdv5845]

The best, Jimmy Falon!

[@gladeskaine]

My favorite things was everyone in the background especially grey shirt dude practicing his infamous security follow. 😂 still I laughed so you win 🎉

[@leannevandekew1996]

If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many criminal enterprises until the 2 men meet in prison?

[@ckris4446]

Lol I believe the answer is Mars (sorry Mars)

[@Barbara-u5h]

Can't count that high😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dougsmo6960]

Doesn't matter ,I smell poo

[@chookieist]

😂😂😂

[@georgesears2916]

How many MAGAs are travelling to St Crimes?

[@linda-may5744]

Love Joy Peace 🌺🍃🌸🍃🌺🌱🌹✨✨✨✨✨✨💫

[@dlcarriere]

I think it's funny that Jimmy is walking around NYC dressed as Waldo.

[@MikellaEmperado]

We love you jimmy!❤️

[@patricawilson6375]

I dont know you do it. You come on and crack us up and fighting off screen with your family health. Thank you hugs and hi 5s

[@patrickhannen4832]

Oh my god, Tim Cook really laughs like the guy from Don't Look Up! I didn't realize that was such a spot on impression in that movie, what a weirdo haha.

[@jeffreytorney442]

I think most sane people would like to contribute towards Trump taking a one-way trip to Mars - preferably with half a tank of fuel!

[@jacquelinecallejas1390]

You ever read the Marching Morons? It has an ending that is apropos to the idea of sending T*** to Mars .

[@CalumL-fr6lg]

Deep space

[@outlawbillionairez9780]

The guy that has to be told not to stare at the Sun, will take us to Mars? 🤔 We'll end up in the Andromeda galaxy. 🚀👽

[@christopherdollbaum8819]

Elon will be renaming Mars: Planet X

[@pineconey]

Jimmy is doing his best Where's Waldo.

[@__JMR__]

That girl behind Jimmy Fallon at the beginning of his Apple skit looks so fed up lol

[@garydodson6737]

Skit? It was a shameless commercial for Apple

[@DailySource]

@@garydodson6737 exactly. It’s lame of Jimmy to be a shill for a semi monopolistic mega corporation that has slave labor in its supply chain.

[@__JMR__]

@@garydodson6737 it’s not that deep

[@RobertGarcia-j5z]

That's a good sign. When younger voters are registered to vote this November in records numbers. I voted in my late 30's. I voted for Obama, Hillary now Kamala. Also Biden.

[@MegaAbzzzzz]

do you also keep your vag shaven?

[@Milaperadotti]

Same here I never voted until my late 30s I’m 42 now I didn’t care about politics but once Trump ran for office I was like omg . I regret not voting but I was uninformed and didn’t care.

[@brianclark9110]

So Kamala was right...young people ARE stupid!

[@KiloMintoni-kg4kn]

Why did you wait?

[@jakeCM90]

It's only 2024 and we've already achieved FULL IDIOCRACY.

[@susanfanning9480]

True.

[@TheCorant]

Starbucks ain't quite there yet

[@USUG0]

indeed, that happened already back in 2016

[@clc040]

That Cook guy looked a lot like Tim Apple! 🤣

[@JaySinghIsImmature]

Anyone else notice the "normal looking" 2 guys walking behind Jimmy and Tim? LOL.

[@rsaerh]

Bodyguards

[@DerekHoscorner]

Jimmy Fallon hosts vows awesomeness job

[@doctorfeelok8575]

I wish he would leave for Mars TODAY....strapped to one of Elon's crappy rockets.

[@ZulcanPrime]

Trump would be better sent to the planet Uranus.

[@queenofidlis]

I hate the man but the rockets are FINE! Come on now!

[@WWZenaDo]

​@@queenofidlis That's because the rockets are engineered and built by people much smarter than Musk...

[@wisteriasinensis6080]

Love you jimmy!

[@joannejohnson7006]

Fun and great interview with Jimmy and Jay

[@Blakblooded]

trump: "We going to go to Mars. John Carter, great guy, is going to help. He's already been there."

[@XavierCruz-ld2dd]

Mark robinson to trump- take me to uranus

[@kathrynumtuch6605]

Mudride

[@robertgandler3177]

Tim Cook is truly humble !

[@MrTomV]

Just take Vance and we'll be happy.

[@simply_the_dev7588]

the guy behind Jimmy and Tim while they were walking with the tan pants was for sure security.

[@soumyajeetchakrabarty6872]

Amazing

[@CCRIDER-fz9qb]

What makes you laugh will make you cry !!

[@That_TS_STEM_Nerd_13]

Tim Cook's bodyguard in the background though.

[@MrsBurns-xy7np]

I can't see this guy without thinking of Trump calling him Tim Apple😂😂

[@richosthoff7212]

Perfect ad for Samsung!

[@yourtuber2000]

who else was paying attention to the background characters while jimmy and tim were taking a lil stroll in the park?

[@GoldenFlowerAbbey]

Hopefully Trump and Elon go to Mars.. and stay

[@greenegirlsstudio101]

I thought he was Tim Apple!😅😂😅

[@chookieist]

Jimmy you’re too funny on Trump. If you keep doing this Trump will want to lock you up with Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert 🤣🤣🤣🤣Thanks for the laughs from Australia

[@Barricade379]

On what charges exactly?

[@chookieist]

@@Barricade379 He hasn’t invented the charges yet, but has said when he becomes President he will lock them up, and probably anyone else he doesn’t like

[@chookieist]

@@Barricade379 He hasn’t made them up yet, but it’s on record they will be the first ones he’ll lock up

[@janicehaduck6536]

CAN WE GET A ROCKET READY BY THIS WEEKEND??? We could send, trump and vance, Peter doocy to cover it, jesse waters to broadcast it. And mgt and bombers, and loomer to be guest speakers! ALL ON A ONE WAY TICKET! OH WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD THIS WOULD BE!

[@bigbirddottv]

Summerize my email? But I like Fall!

[@RedCandelaria]

Incredible Apple promo...❤

[@TheuglyTrip]

Never heard any of those gen z words lol😂

[@mrwilson7617]

Tim Apple.

[@flintbrenick]

I had no idea Jimmy has a background in computer science and even knows some C++. That’s really cool.

[@lazurusknight2724]

yeah, respect, code is hard

[@-danR]

That was a show-stopper.

[@drnickcarter]

How come Jimmy Fallon and Tim Cook are never walkin around central park when I'm in town, jeez.

[@labradachig1976]

Tim Apple was a nice surprise.

[@kennydixson7851]

Tim Apple 😂

[@mmatchinsky]

Donnie promising to take us to Mars will make Leon happy! 🇺🇸🇺🇦

[@Jab-02]

Can the new iPhone summarize that Apple add so I dont have to watch it during the show?

[@abhandarkar]

It’s Tim Apple!

[@chanelcarlson3001]

💙💙💙 💙2024

[@theresehopkins1581]

Mars..... what a perfect place for him....🙄🙏🙏❤

[@OddOneOut665]

Funny how Jimmy gave no comment on the Johnny Carson remark Trump made.... XDXDXD

[@shankroidbeast4644]

That was one long 🍏 commercial 😳

[@vladnurk4710]

Martian trip reserve a one way seat for Don The Con

[@KiloMintoni-kg4kn]

I've better things to do than watch a six minute commercial about something I don't want.

[@sjguy1962]

Jimmy in your walk with Tim you look like waldo (where are you, lol)

[@lseh4720]

My kids better not summarize my emails!!😮😅😂

[@cow429]

fake walkers in the background is like having big brother on your shoulder

[@rj-zz8im]

And Mexico is going to pay for it!

[@richosthoff7212]

8:00 cameras still blow.

[@TrumpDancing]

Discover the rhythm of the Republicans! MAGA 🕺🏼❤🇺🇸 Discover the channel! Let's dance with Trump!

[@NusretTaras-o9q]

More Likes For The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 👍

[@valee16fr]

In a post COVID economy, sure going to Mars is ZZZEEE priority ! At least that what my pet said, just before being eaten... 🛸🐶

[@old-fashionedcoughypot]

Remember young people. Vote early, vote often! 💪

[@KirillPopov-d2m]

❤

[@zafarsyed6437]

Anyone else notice that the 2 bodyguards were quite a distance away?

[@drumbum3.142]

If it becomes president again; it'll take society and human kind to a planet all right.. .....but it sure won't be mars.. .

[@AI-Assist-2024]

Don’t trust a guy to take me to Mars if he can’t keep his eyes 👀 open during his own trial.

[@jefflong1799]

I am SO not interested in an iPhone.

[@whatleft123]

Air corn on the cob? I want to see the real jokes that weren't selected because of the censors.

[@whatleft123]

Man wins competition by reenacting what his wife was doing when he first met her.

[@brettr64]

Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel, as a veteran you make things so brite on shitty days.

[@coolisack]

His name is "Tim Apple"

[@mitchellsouphasith3763]

He can’t even build a wall and now he thinks he can take us to Mars?

[@davidwilson5381]

Many people are saying that was Tim Apple!

[@intheshell35ify]

Why did they think an iphone ad was ok?

[@bmcwxyz]

Hope this wasn't supposed to be a promotion for the iPhone because that selfie where's waldo video looked like sh*t.

[@nevermindmyname9153]

Go to Mars...? The U.S. shouldn't be leaving it's own Boarders without Adult Supervision 🤣🤣🤣

[@erikbarkefors2441]

The Beatles sang: With a little help from my friends. I think that Trump Musk take some help from a friend to get to Mars.

[@adamkis3569]

Nothing says that Tim Cook is a superstar like walking through NYC and literally nobody pays attention.

[@Michaelkaydee]

Always amazes me how far ahead Android are whenever a new iPhone is released

[@Jonathan-ut3zh]

Wow

[@SarahStuff-p5u]

Pascal, Fortran, RPG and RPG II

[@damham5689]

Thats the new iphone ? I would have expected the video to look a lot better.

[@Barricade379]

Trump Vows to Take U.S. to Mars No thanks. One Mar-A-Lago is enough

[@Julio_johnson]

How's he gonna take the US to Mars when he and his minions don't even believe in science?

[@kolasillers7776]

Trump ca reach Mars easily. In the shop.

[@dreamwrldstudios2790]

I used to love the Tonight Show because it was fun to watch and didn't include much politics. Now it's like all the others

[@TheKickballChamp]

Why did Jimmy keep calling him Tim Cook? Everyone knows his real name is Tim Apple! Geez!

[@danielwillens5876]

What a boring advertisement for Apple.