I Have 100 EX GIRLFRIENDS ...in BitLife

[@mariadavila9620]

most people when they get stalked: **calls police** Lauren when she gets a stalker: **I WANT A STALKER!**

[@mariadavila9620]

Kaylee Frommer Yeah xD

[@darling9045]

@@user-gf5lq2pe3q Ikr

[@c420has]

Why dose that have to be so true lol

[@yosukebajablast]

Lauren is... Weird

[@jessicawhistler4918]

Yeah

[@codelerias]

"Who are you?" "I'm your ex." "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

[@bbbryleee]

@Josephine Wilson you have the same name as my friend

[@djcookiez6019]

😂😂😂

[@_That..Ash_]

xD

[@kimt6621]

So true

[@nagerimanualidades9403]

@@katrealz I'm so sorry to bother you at home...

[@blackscreen762]

“11 ex girlfriends at 18. I’m doing good” -Lauren 2019

[@alisabrewer8846]

2020

[@flufii6547]

2009

[@A3LLLAAA]

I'm in 2021-

[@darin9287]

@@A3LLLAAA saaaaameee

[@A3LLLAAA]

@@darin9287 XD

[@_BCKT]

A reuploud??? The stalkers took it down and Lauren filed a restraining order against them and then got it back up.

[@Altoclarineto]

Pengachu :3 lol

[@kimgregory200]

Wow

[@reginahayes9856]

Lmao

[@chaoogie7857]

????

[@averynapolitano8543]

Lol

[@nhuy-gg3ez]

No one Not a single soul Lauren: I WANT A STALKER!

[@maributalsofwoggie]

Stalckers:? Lauren: TEACH ME YOUR WAYSSSSS

[@sloanebyrd9573]

True dat meh fran

[@reapertheraptor6673]

@@maributalsofwoggie stalkers*

[@cc-jmg532]

Oofels

[@indigo903]

Lauren: How many Katherine’s did I date? KaThErInE King Henry VIII: *strokes beard* I see you’ve followed in my footsteps

[@solarz.z]

he married 3 Catherines, 2 Annes, and then Jane just be over here like

[@nabafz8323]

@@solarz.z Jane be like: 👁👄👁

[@1hocuspocusstan81]

@@nabafz8323 yes she shocketh

[@mayakhan1507]

Hahaha

[@royalplaylists1141]

For real though-

[@giselleplayz9883]

“Your now dating Jess Aphmau” *Jason enters the chat*

[@gwenh-m1298]

LOL!!!

[@arachnids8grip]

Skwishi Kiwi LOL

[@galaxywolf3766]

Giselle playz oh my god yes😂😂😂

[@jade-2418]

LOL

[@greenbellgacha8328]

Oh lord.. LEMME GET MY POPCORN!

[@megssketches]

You should do a 100 Years in Prison Challenge, as weird as it sounds you can get a lot of different ribbons from it

[@TekablezGaming]

I mean I guess

[@yeahyeah4001]

it’s kind of easy to get 100 years, but i think it would be cool to see her try to get as many years as possible!

[@asimcamdzic8512]

@a youtube account shared by siblings that is not possible.

[@GalaxyCat-ds9vr]

a youtube account shared by siblings I don’t even think you can live that long lol

[@gaysonfanpage1805]

@@asimcamdzic8512 Yea it is i got 180 years in prison in Bitlife lmao😂😂

[@carolineevans4184]

Headstone : His daughter and two granddaughters attended his funeral Headstone : Someone at his funeral claims he gave her gonorrhea. FBI :

[@islamarie9244]

Omg lol 🤮🤧

[@brielle8204]

That a lie I just read it

[@lovepeaceandshine7583]

Gacha family No, that's what it says. Your the liar

[@sofiac3170]

OPEN UP

[@sofiac3170]

FBI

[@thatdumbhobo9629]

He’s not very smart, but that’s alright. My mom when I was born 😂

[@shu9837]

Oofing Animations big oof

[@error_art5268]

I felt that

[@marshmallowuwu581]

Same

[@angelbrown9551]

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahah same here lol

[@agness1390]

That Dumb Hobo

[@chaaeries]

Did anyone notice that when Lauren tried to sue someone there was an option for Kubz Scouts and associates to defend her. Hint: jay is playing Phoenix wright ace attorney where phoenix is a defense attorney! Coincidence

[@superherowolf2444]

lakeisha4eva I did

[@pastel-mochii4415]

Coincidence, I think not!

[@barboraklepalova3886]

Why she didn't choose him?!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY????!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kierstenhyvl1625]

Me when she didn’t pick it: OBJECTION!!

[@aubreygant8160]

I THINK NOT

[@xxvenusxx3038]

Lauren: I’m gonna get 100 exes! The seven deadly exes: am I a joke to you?

[@garysingleton7352]

lovin it (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

[@space676sof]

Yes u r

[@avelinep-c6059]

SCOTT PILGRIM!!!!

[@Bitchy-girl]

Yes

[@LaurenZside]

For everyone asking, I had to take down the original upload of this earlier because it got demonetized. I had to edit out some things & reupload it. So would appreciate you watching it even if you did earlier!! 💜

[@RAJF24]

Uhmmm wtf it’s been 5 years and I’m the 3rd like? Is this a KZbin glitch on my side orrr……

[@kyrahall6506]

Lauren: I want a stalker Me: Do you? Do you really? Lauren: YES I GOT A STALKER! Me: ...

[@0samuluvr_]

Lol

[@chaoogie7857]

Same why she want a stalker

[@gloomyday3166]

“I’m out of prison, I now have depression, screw you Marilyn” - LaurenZside omg good rhyming

[@dbldwn72Gacha]

If you had that many Exs IRL, this would be a conversation Person: "How many Ex's do you have" You: "Alright, let's see..we have Marilyn, ....." Person: RUN

[@nataliaentalia]

You can't forget about Katherine!

[@louisageorgia]

In every single one of Lauren’s BitLife videos, she says “my life is falling apart!” at least once

[@margaretsmith8650]

So true

[@djcookiez6019]

Thats so frikin true tho😂

[@Vis0_7]

"I need her back i miss her" -doesnt remember she exist at first, but notices shes married. Priceless 😂

[@traitorjoe1100]

Noboby: Nobody in the world: Lauren: *Hi GuYs sO tOdAy We ArE HaViNg A 100 SoMeThInG iN BiTlIfE*

[@hollymarshall5562]

no one: literally no one: person: **stalks Lauren** Lauren: *YES I GOT A STALKER!!!*

[@abloodymess99]

The title should be re-named "I spent HALF OF THE VIDEO screaming at MARILYN!"

[@DeadOnTheOutside]

Yes

[@ReaganGGaming]

lol

[@jujubeansy6873]

I'm 3 years late, but atleast your 1

[@nightflyer1235]

“I want a stalker” -LaurenZside 2019

[@melodic3]

Did this video get taken down before?? I saw the notification but didn’t watch it but then it came back..what the heck?? Edit: Omg this is the most likes I’ve ever had! Thanks everyone so much

[@somesillyguyy]

Same

[@cometapollo]

Same

[@xoxkrestalxox4966]

Yep

[@chbrski2091]

•Miru The Cat• it did

[@ellacassel7725]

Yes it did because I tried to watch it but it didn’t work

[@emmastapleton8729]

No one: Lauren: Yes I finally have a stalker Me: 😂😅🤣

[@keicake6375]

Lauren: I WAS NOT FOUND GUILTY MER-A-LYN!!! Me: 😂

[@agness1390]

Tasha Lotto Yes

[@noname-1806]

Omg she said that just as I read it lol 😂

[@milkywaycafe.]

@@noname-1806 SAME!!

[@d.4.w.g]

Did she already upload this video or am I actually just going insane? ;-;

[@jupesontherun]

my name is name I think that was gloom?

[@AIRI37523]

yea it’s a reupload

[@d.4.w.g]

@@jupesontherun I haven't seen Gloom's video xd

[@chbrski2091]

She did I think she got demonized because of something BitLife said

[@d.4.w.g]

@@AIRI37523 *omg i am so stupid ;-;*

[@BubbleGumGirl-st6sw]

4:51 Me:ummmm that's a very 'interesting' job you got there 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kimyeontan9241]

Oh my god I never realized-

[@Bubbles_Art]

I was looking for this comment. I thought I was the only one who noticed.

[@hungryandtired1917]

“Look at that little heartbreaker up there.”

[@meganbagger1189]

U are a hater

[@Lilly31913]

@@meganbagger1189 Why

[@lemonjames6963]

@@meganbagger1189 bruh how is the person/sim a hater lmao

[@tukallin8482]

Megan Bagger bruh

[@lemonjames6963]

@@meganbagger1189 ?????

[@Lavender-Honey]

Bitlife- So how many stalkers do you want? Lauren- YES

[@zenagoddess395]

Lauren: "In bit life not real life" Me: "to late..."

[@maxandcheeese]

Who else seen this video earlier?

[@dartetaw]

Me

[@takethatbacklerorio3543]

I did

[@takethatbacklerorio3543]

It was probably an accident

[@chbrski2091]

RileyPlays 12 me

[@user-hb8jy3ek2r]

I did

[@gabrielle_2005]

“I WANT A STALKER!!!” This is how we know it’s lauren😂😂😂❤️

[@sonias_starlight]

Lauren: My life is falling apart!!! Welcome to 2020 past Lauren. Everyone’s life is falling apart

[@strawberryzombie5474]

*Slams doors* “Are we early!!!” *Sees views* “Aww man” ;_; U the best Lauren!!!😊😊

[@duckie4655]

I tried this and every time my ex would bother me or test, I would find some way to get them to beat me up and SUE THEMMM

[@willis1383]

and if they kill u you just have to double click on the hiome button (or drag the screen up on iphone x) and full y exit the bitlife app before swiping it up. this will get rid of the death thing!! it also works for pregnancy (you can keep exiting and returning until u get twins or triplets) and murder (if you get caught just swipe out.) for STDS as well; along with botched surgery, and a whole lot of other stuff. its super cool.

[@willis1383]

it only works if you don't press OK on the notification, you have to be fast. dont continue, dont respond, just look at it and exit it iff its not something u want.

[@elena.686]

Fairy Gamer ummmmmmm bit harsh don’t ya think

[@hxhsgaudjc]

No one: Actually no one: Me: IS HE RELATED TO BOB ROSS!💯

[@brookedaniels633]

For some reason I’m thinking from cute craft Scott: do u have a stick Lauren: of course I have a stick................. I don’t have a stick Scott: Lauren it’s a STICK

[@user-ur4uz3py1k]

No one Not a single soul Well maybe 1 or 2 LaurenZside: Uploads a video The whole world: FIRST Edit: Btw this isn’t original I found this in another video with another KZbinr That’s why I said 1 or 2. ♥️

[@Merziie]

U stole that from another person!!!

[@marilualarcon1]

Everyone in a room: no sound *Lauren walks in the room* Everyone in the room: 🎵I'm so excited and I just can't hide it 🎵 *A fan tusname happened*

[@user-ur4uz3py1k]

Crazy Ketket that’s why I said 1 or 2 I’m glad you noticed =)

[@RooRue]

Or... 100000000 or 100000000000000000000...

[@thewolfsquad3482]

@@Merziie READ THE EDIT PLEASE

[@natsuki._.8640]

We now need a t-shirt that says,” marilynn”

[@zakarylukas]

I like your profile it’s my hero academia niceeeeeeeeeeee

[@nicolemanuel9755]

@@zakarylukas same

[@violetmoon717]

“I’ve been wanting to sue someone!” - Lauren 2019

[@veizlin]

In gold's words: ah yes let's S.U.E

[@artist1239]

Gloom and Ihascupquake? I follow both! (And of course you too Lauren)💕

[@lilytwinklenoodle]

May I just say that one of the exes on the list was named Jasmin Charles. Do what you will with that information.

[@bob-jh6zz]

*i t h o u g h t o f j a m e s c h a r l e s w h e n i s a w t h a t*

[@agness1390]

Silly Wrinkle Needle

[@rr23724]

Oh yeah

[@Brittaanaay]

“Happy belated birthday. I’m dying Marilyn, I’m dying” 😂😂

[@Sienna-ul3ht]

"11 ex girlfriends at 18, you doing alright" - Lauren Me: there is a boy in my class who is one his 25th girlfriend (I'm in year 6) 😂😂😂

[@shu9837]

Sienna Warren dang

[@Sienna-ul3ht]

cosmetiiqcloudds ikr

[@springsfirstbloom7884]

Madlad

[@MrHungD]

Welp, there is a kindergartener who has 9 girlfriends already..

[@lunarjellie]

oof

[@j.winchester216]

Her: awww me and Sasha are going out!! 💓 Also her: byeee girlll 💔

[@aislinnhey.1844]

Me: watching Billie eilish YT: Laurezside posted a video Me: sorry Billie

[@_n0vaz]

Bye billie lauren is better

[@marilualarcon1]

💙 v.s.💜

[@_n0vaz]

@@marilualarcon1 yes like that my is ♡💜

[@meowmegan13]

I would’ve stayed watching billie

[@thewolfsquad3482]

I only like bad guy and copycat

[@Sigel110]

Watched this earlier but back to help Lauren fight the demonetization! Lets go! 😋

[@kristinmarkland9238]

” I want a stalker !” -Lauren 2020 💜

[@bob-jh6zz]

2019*

[@lunas_gamingworld9422]

2019 when this was posted in 2019

[@yourdad6469]

@@lunas_gamingworld9422 no bc she is not wrong 2 year ago was 2020

[@officallllsigmaa]

It’s 2019

[@isawisa102]

July 4th 2019 😀👍

[@browniesskies]

You could’ve just made him bisexual so you could get even more exes quicker.

[@meowmegan13]

Kustuwa that doesnt change anything

[@theforgotten1213]

That's not how it works.

[@macchuu]

Do you know what bi means?

[@JimVonSchmittou]

It said he has heterosexual tendencies

[@mia-ye8pj]

@@JimVonSchmittou she could still force him to be bi but it wouldn't have changed anything

[@nspajay]

*LAUREN A PLAYA GETTING ALL THE LADIES BAHAHA😂*

[@phiapipia]

.... that's the.. point of the... challenge...

[@lexi8397]

Silver\\ / / Mercury do you... have a... speech disorder?...

[@avalee1696]

@@lexi8397 Don't question people about their life..it's VERY rude to some people and some people do not care but you do not know how silver is going to act and he (or she idk) might not want you questioning his(or her idk) life.

[@o.n.llamadude322]

I SWEAR I SEE U IN THE COMMENTS EVERY LAUREN ZSIDE VIDEO!!!!!HOW

[@ss-ig9qi]

You should see how many girls/boys you can date at once

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

{ɢʟᴏᴏᴍʏ sᴜɴsʜɪɴᴇ} you can’t date more than one person unless you mean multiple flings

[@d1n0.c0splays]

Dat true

[@agness1390]

Volokh Enshrine ya

[@Zysa28]

That sounds like a good idea but I dont think u can date multiple ppl- Also nice pfp

[@kyleaissupercool]

I’ve had like 20 flings in 20 years-

[@angelicasvensson8220]

I imagine her just going “BYE FELICIA” in her head 😂❤️

[@jcmoyer2434]

I click on the video I go away for a second I come back Lauren: MARYLIN

[@DianaDoom]

4:55 you can see her job-

[@mvluh]

1 of those ex-girlfriends probably in the future there a KZbinr and in a video is truth or dare video, and 1 person dares them to call one of there ex's there gonna be like "I was with a boy for 1 seconds he moved on :("

[@tmttlwatpwtd]

10:50 can we talk abt the fact the Marilyn popped Lauren’s brain??

[@zoisapeers676]

No one: Lauren: I want a stalker!

[@sabrinahenyan6211]

"I'm out of prison, I now have depression, screw you Marilyn!" 😂😂😂

[@emmyz5941]

I loved this video so much!! You make everything really really funny and your videos are so amazing! 💞

[@shywinchester12]

My ex named mason who cheated on me Me: omg how did Lauren make a video of him??

[@emocorn4802]

Wow it’s almost like other people can have the same name as each other :O

[@sofijas.m.8300]

CAUTION "WEIRD STUFF" Lauren, is it normal that after waching your video of bitlife where you get the 'zombie' syndrome, I played bitlife and I got the SAME syndrome?! Mind you, thats the first time.

[@gatoradegod6451]

I love watching your content! Keep up the good work!

[@katbuckley2784]

I couldn’t even count how many times she said Marilyn

[@xadoria6215]

*only Lauren can pull off the most impossible things in bitlife*

[@thewolfsquad3482]

NO JAY (KUBZSCOUTS) CAN TOO

[@thunder9833]

@@thewolfsquad3482 And Gloom maybe

[@claracrumbs4427]

12:31 you're applied for some weird jobs before 😂😅

[@Bubbles_Art]

I thought I was the only one…

[@ghostbuster9365]

9:46 I was wondering when she was going to point that out-

[@unfilteredsammi]

Hey Lauren! I saw this come out earlier but you must have had to change it. I have been watching you for a couple of years, and you make me happy every time I watch one of your videos - SSFF ☪

[@Kevin-ic4ce]

Roses are red Ketchup is too Yay I got a like! Wait-why is it blue?

[@chloebutcher9780]

Did you like your own comment? That will probably be why it is blue.

[@spacesheep_]

Chloe Butcher r/woooosh

[@izabellacloudy376]

Oof

[@iiquaintrelle8607]

Mine isn’t blue, none of the comments are, especially these comments. (Sorry if this is rude)

[@iPosse]

You can't like you're comment before it's posted

[@boxesofbutter]

Laruen: Presses love button Girl: Sharen Laruen: SHAREN!

[@Super.Pony93]

3 views and 63 likes?? YoUtUbe iS dRuNk AgAin

[@nxvy_bee]

*wItChCrAfT*

[@shadetheswiftwolf1750]

YoUtUbEs AlWaYs DrUnK Like my dad.. : (

[@berrijuice4548]

WAT CoNsPeRaces

[@sirsybbgummy]

And now 283 likes and still only 3 views lmao

[@sirsybbgummy]

@@berrijuice4548 *conspiracies

[@chapon6182]

Stranger "Why would you have 100 exes lol" Lauren "well its bitlife."

[@bestiuwu4509]

1:35 The mother is called Monica Ross In F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Monica and Ross are brother and sister LAUREN WATCHES F.R.I.E.N.D.S In another video, she confirmed that F.R.I.E.N.D.S is her favourite tv show. Idk why I notice this stuff...

[@Yarne314]

"I finally got a stalker!" -LaurenZside 2019

[@WilliamAfton2]

9:39 look at her job lol

[@Bubbles_Art]

I thought I was the only one

[@WilliamAfton2]

@@Bubbles_Art bet you didn’t think I would reply :)

[@Bubbles_Art]

@@WilliamAfton2 I did

[@Cake4u__0]

Sup father

[@scottposton3428]

"Hey, can I play but life in your phone?" "Uh, sure?" "I'm done playing" "Ok" "Can I see the bit life" "Yeah" "DUDE, WTF WHY DO YOU HAVE A STALKER-" "*shows video*" "Understandable, have a nice day"

[@dxrk_shadowplays7638]

Happy 4th of July, Everyone and Lauren! I will try that tomorrow! :D

[@lollol1590]

I love this video and every other one you have made!!!

[@cottagecore_girll]

Imagine her being a grandma and then saying "back in my day I tried to get 100 exes on bitlife". Like-😂

[@nohartandsoles]

Lauren, can you go back to playing horror games? Amazing video.

[@gachalife_riser_4253]

AGREED

[@sgtmajor5700]

This many ex's would be a horror

[@nohartandsoles]

sgt major, True!

[@jazzyj8471]

No horror games

[@orakuruno]

0:40 meme of the year people

[@wilson7351]

YOU LIKE MY NAME!?!? Thank you Lauren! Where are my other Amelia's I I I I V

[@kamiand.a8066]

You have a beagle I have too 💘

[@spectralbread]

My names not Amelia but I liked anyways

[@sirsybbgummy]

Irl I have only dated 4 people and have regretted every one of them so now it's hard for me to get close to people because I fall in love easily

[@bluefalcon7744]

Hi there Lauren I ♡ your videos because I had Depression back then and when I watch your videos I was cured♡♡♡♡♡

[@deborahmonsegur6110]

I don't think depression can be cured, but it can be treated.

[@meowmegan13]

Debbie Monsegur yea lol i dont think lauren cures depression

[@annamarusarz7628]

1:58 Mia “Goodhead.” Every hormonal teenage boys dream girly 😂😂

[@galaxyllama4230]

I saw the original video Lauren btw I wanted to say hi and have a nice day💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@SaaamSaaam0204]

I only noticed the job of the dude at 6:11 did anyone see it?

[@llamastew3741]

Bobby watching this: *maybe, just maybe, I’m special....*

[@kayleewilhite816]

I love your channel Lauren I have almost all your merch and I LOVE THE POSTER it would mean the world to me if you reapplied

[@akimisi5306]

Ya know what I'll just rewatch it 🤷‍♀️ (for those of you that are confused, she uploaded this video earlier then reuploaded it)

[@BookwormGirl11]

Lauren: I *WANT A STALKER!* The guy at the window: I'm not good enough of a stalker for u :(

[@SarahE1982]

One of my characters had 313 lovers when they died, and every single one was a one night stand... so many STD's....

[@noahbeartv8420]

She protecc, She atacc, But most importantly, the bread queen’s back!

[@nataliaentalia]

Don't copy peoples comments

[@LiMooney]

feel like every bitlife video that Lauren records she always says "my life is falling apart!" and I love it 😂

[@leaf2610]

"Im dating Jess Aphmau" "Yay" *Jason or Aaron and Scary Slyvanna enters the chat*

[@smolkitten3154]

Lauren: *my life is falling apart* 14 yo girls: omg same!

[@yoshiko8706]

Lauren : *MY FLING GOT PREGNANT* Also Lauren : *keep the baby*

[@alexsherlock8834]

11:03 does anyone else see da little booger in her nose? lol

[@Awsome_Bread]

What a coincidence, I got an ad about this app before the video started. :0

[@dapennyworld5495]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Not even a single soul: Lauren: I WANT A STALKER!!!!!!

[@AHHWEREALLGOINGTODIE]

Lol

[@Tr3v02]

Me: likes before vid starts, yea Lauren is that good