I Only Choose the “SURPRISE ME” Option Until My Life is RUINED ...in BitLife

[@wheezingbisexual9957]

2:12 "I'm apparently still 53% good looking. I don't see it but, I'll take it." Same :D

[@tannygray]

Me lol

[@petrinidad26]

Same

[@chestaroni]

Lol

[@miabeall6419]

Yup same

[@why_awesome]

Hahaha

[@dragonfire2806]

Lauren: I’m not pregnant, Everyone watching this in November: The future is now, old *Lauren*

[@capristar3342]

Lol

[@larrycollins5753]

So true

[@Thatsoccer_girl]

hii im watching in nov

[@itz_yourgachaweirdo8864]

haha yesss

[@avamathewson3724]

So actual true😂🤣

[@lyndamcgrath7265]

POV: your looking for a comments that's not "Lauren: "Im obviously not pregnant" Future Lauren: "I'm pregnant"

[@ira6391]

True

[@batterylife7793]

No,I’m internally punching all the people that comment it

[@thesweetz5732]

Yep

[@violetlover3628]

Im not looking for it

[@quentin_burks]

That’s what I’m doing and I just found it

[@esraonur2919]

When you're watching this and she already has a baby named Melody: Well, that story was different...

[@swows106]

@Haruko Cherry blossom ya

[@sophiaj7569]

lol

[@Urlocalangel-r8d]

fr

[@zandernoack5089]

fr

[@inanimateinsanityfanx4]

Fr

[@izzyhandley7052]

Lauren: ‘I’m not pregnant’ Me: ‘yes you are’

[@annilaurila4712]

She was not 9 months ago lol

[@wh0sliss282]

I said this tooo! Lol 😂

[@tazriahito9617]

I said the same thing

[@zaraiigacha]

preganointanigantiant

[@Gracelynntherat]

Welp she’s pregnant again i hope melody loves her sibling

[@rileypaige545]

“I’m not pregnant”then “IM PREGNANT!!!” Now

[@jaimeyjessen-olson5300]

did she wear this when she told him?

[@estelaria0213]

@@jaimeyjessen-olson5300 probably

[@_stupid_stuff]

Yeah

[@lil_bunbun7770]

lol

[@mimidurr66]

😂 LOL

[@reisberry5478]

Lauren: *"Obviously I'm not pregnant"* Lauren in the future: *"I'm pregnant"*

[@アイシャ-e1q]

yusss

[@feetsniffer893]

I was about to comment that 😂

[@ultravioletskye]

I'm glad we're all on the same page and remember this 😂

[@kayhi379]

LMAOJFJDVSBEHDH THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@kayhi379]

@@feetsniffer893 SAME LOLLLL

[@crossedpawsgacha8702]

"Obviously I'm not pregnant" 1 year later: *has a baby now*

[@paintshells]

i love how all of the top comments are about her newborn daughter

[@lalaplaysrmg998]

Lauren be like:I am not pregnant and I won’t be next year Next year:👨‍👩‍👧

[@fetch75]

That aged well

[@lindasmall4419]

less then a year

[@smdlorenn]

Ikr

[@legos4360]

Lauren: “obviously i’m not pregnant” Also lauren like 2 days ago: “so,,i’m pregnant”

[@bbdarealcheesevtube3293]

Lol

[@jagodajaniuk3048]

this is before she got pregnant ;-;

[@reisberry5478]

@@legos4360 I'm not a troll but i don't wanna start a fight

[@allieztar]

@@legos4360 You can see when it was made if you scroll down-

[@reisberry5478]

@@legos4360 because I don't wanna start a fight, gosh

[@Alice-mj2pr]

Lauren: What if this was how I told Bobby I was pregnant 9 months later: *takes out hoodie*

[@frebbyfazbear8783]

Ye

[@urmom-lx8gc]

that would be hilarious

[@swows106]

Lol

[@unicornmagicalworld]

@@urmom-lx8gc Lauren has a kid

[@urmom-lx8gc]

@@unicornmagicalworld i know i think i replied to the wrong comment

[@rarebonedisease6551]

Me: listening to video while drawing Lauren: "ooh! A friend!" What I hear: *"ew, a friend!"*

[@summer6993]

BBAY FROM EBAY mOOd

[@rarebonedisease6551]

@@summer6993 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜

[@ツツ-o4r6p]

glad im not the only one ;-_-

[@LainonIine]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@nurariannaraisha5613]

[>

[@-pinkwednesday-]

past lauren: “imagine if i got pregnant…” present lauren: if only i could tell her…

[@Little-socks-k8c]

haha

[@Bri-st3ft]

Hahaha

[@rain3_cooki3]

How the bitlife went Jail: Lauren: Dangit Jail: Lauren: ok Jail: lauren: hey sistas I'm back

[@kaitlyn.333]

LdCrystalwolfz I love how she is never necessarily mad about it

[@mxxa7881]

LdCrystalWolfz oh my god THAT JUST HAPPENED

[@destinyyoung7347]

@@angela.9843 3th... oh my god.

[@fukoaf]

Hi Crystal, Btw wobba wobba

[@DinosaurNick]

@@angela.9843 Sorry to be that person... 3rd*

[@nissh0ku881]

"My mom died. She doesn't look very happy." -Lauren 2020

[@hquinn17]

LMAO 💀😂

[@cenkerali1]

trash xxx The second I read this is the second she said it! 😱😂

[@milomcmillan6731]

>.

[@KattheKat11]

that part is so funny

[@potatojosh351]

Cenk Erali me to

[@softpaws34]

anyone notice 10:28: age 59: my niece, Cassandra, married James Charles, a 44 year old restaurant worker

[@Anangelscries]

Lol

[@softpaws34]

@Averyplays- Roblox and more! ye go to the time mark to see for yourself

[@Star-zh1ji]

oml i literally see it now-

[@godlyoddlydeath]

OMG BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@dog3274]

LMAIDKEJSNMSJSMDMMD OH MY GOD

[@mariashamoun2909]

Lauren: This could be the shortest live ever! Me: *Starts a bitlife, gets cancer at 1 year, dies from cancer at 3 years*

[@swows106]

Uh- uh- oh wow

[@boba9223]

Omg In bitlife I had cancer when I was 1 👁️👄👁️

[@vxnillaspriing3747]

once i died at 2 from a grenade launcher my brother shot at me. :'D

[@ryiah749]

One time in BitLife I died from a infected scratch

[@vxnillaspriing3747]

@@boba9223 thats not possible lol you can only get things once you age up once

[@itsamyox]

Lauren: 'my life is terrible and I am only 3' Me: MOOD

[@PandaPerson-nd2rj]

Ooooh your a member fancy

[@itsamyox]

Sophia • obviously not 🙄

[@rain3_cooki3]

Me: alright that's a mood

[@viarose5553]

"I dont actually have to make a decision" Ugh, I wish I didnt have to make decisions in REAL LIFE

[@un-bee-leivable]

Same!

[@un-bee-leivable]

Nice name tho. Like on KZbin

[@aspenvanderzee]

But then you might end up like Lauren’s character

[@meihanak0]

8 months ago; I’m not pregnant obviously: 2020: IM PREGNAT

[@felixcrumblecookie]

Yep 👌🏼

[@millyfilly8111]

Pregnat?

[@meihanak0]

@@millyfilly8111 yes. Deal with my typing.

[@luckyeight4148]

Lauren:"I'm.?pregnat or am i.pregrenant? Pregregrant? Pregernat pregernant?"

[@meihanak0]

@@luckyeight4148PREGNAT duh

[@nataliaentalia]

I wanted to read some comments but all I see is Lauren: „I'm not pregnant” Future Lauren: I Am pregnant

[@Lakenhyler]

Same

[@amyyyyyyy3415]

Nobody: The game:"your mother has married David dobrick" Lauren: WILL HE BUY ME A TESLA!?!? *MOOD*

[@catbugthedog163]

r/uselessnobody

[@silvillie]

Catbug The Dog r/ihavereddit

[@lxvedxxm]

😂

[@karolis5376]

Its dobrik and who asked?

[@rabbate3083]

Moonlight Gacha's the heck is wrong with your oc no offense

[@dakotabilliu]

Lauren's bitlife: This My bitlife: as soon as im born diagnosed with cancer, age two my dog dies, age three diagnosed with the corona virus, and age four diagnosed with depression. I am scared to age up.

[@heathergain6400]

you have it ruff

[@nicolahemstock1116]

Just remember: you can always just restart

[@xxblueberryxxplays6284]

o hel nu

[@nicola5608]

oh that's not a good pint to be at XD

[@milandias9295]

Remember it ISNT real

[@NicheNobody]

Lauren: “Obviously I’m not pregnant” Me, 8 months later: *oh is that so*

[@2846hs]

LOL

[@sarasmith241]

( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)

[@sobosoup]

I like your pfp and true

[@NicheNobody]

@@sobosoup thank you :)

[@alysiacosta982]

OMG I WAS ABT TO SAY THAT AHHH!!!

[@elsie_d]

2020 lauren: obviously im not preagnant 2021lauren: ummmmm yeah you had no idea

[@swaggy_bunny3173]

Ye🤣

[@michaelademeterova4401]

Actually in 2020 she was pregnant.

[@SunsetCookie]

She was pregnant in 2020

[@catz_circus]

*Early 2020 Lauren

[@swows106]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@dr.pepper_0006]

Everyone watching this after finding out that she was pregnant just laughing

[@horsesaddie.8565]

Th comment I was looking for. Edit omg I have neaver had so many likes thank you so so much!

[@urmom-mh6fg]

OMG YES DJSBSHSS

[@xxgoldenwarriorxx1906]

😆 😂

[@anii9005]

Yep

[@brookelyn_doze_artandstuff1896]

Same😂

[@nila3090]

*”my life is terrible and I’m only three”* This made me think..that’s exactly how my life started-

[@Shay-yk3cs]

Same- 😂😂

[@moved4645]

My mom died a day before my birthday

[@mikellkling4497]

Gunner Sansa oof

[@thedevil2325]

Hell my life was already terrible when i was only 1min old

[@CivilPenny]

@@mikellkling4497 sad😥😭

[@ronronsworld3498]

Little did Lauren know 8 months later her shirt would be her reality

[@MingusProtector]

Hahaha

[@tastyhamburgerhelper]

And in your reality

[@tastyhamburgerhelper]

If I do t know how to love youuuu I’ll leave you be

[@Lunethemoonxx]

1:10: Obviously I'm not pregnant Present Lauren casually having the cutest angel yet creepiest angel (jk she's cute but that one short Lauren uploaded)

[@Baileyyyyy667]

Lauren: my life is terrible and I’m only three

[@akenoor]

Bailey Rickard uhm,yeah?

[@aprilsaldivar2889]

14 year old girls:impossible mine is worse

[@eleanalip8018]

@@aprilsaldivar2889LOL

[@here_to_start_drama8589]

I think we all heard the intro....

[@Kyleer0dr1gue2]

Lauren: you can’t arrest me I’m a lawyer

[@emmamerida7589]

Lauren: also don’t try to roll dice when making important life decisions Me: *slowly puts down dice i was about to roll*

[@sandiereese6966]

Emma Merida I will not like this, it is at 69 I’m sorry

[@MsArtzy]

@@sandiereese6966 It's already ruined its at 92 likes

[@herbfollower5165]

Me: plays monopoly

[@joshdavis5465]

No it's at 122

[@bunnybait6657]

Cuphead please don't do that a second time

[@cakes0919]

“Quickest life ever” In this game I died at three from cancer but first when I was one my sister jumped off a 13 story building

[@bigmonsta8681]

in bitlife....right

[@abandonedaccountthankyoual3480]

@@bigmonsta8681 Probably They said "In the game"

[@cakes0919]

@@bigmonsta8681 yes in BitLife if I died I couldn’t have wrote this comment

[@bigmonsta8681]

@@cakes0919 phew

[@bigmonsta8681]

but why would she

[@Meowcatkittykat]

“Obviously I’m not pregananant” 11 months later “Hi guys I’m pegnant...”

[@coco-pops8116]

U spelled pregnant wrong twice lol

[@Meowcatkittykat]

@@coco-pops8116 yes, I know, that was the point

[@idklol3390]

gregnant

[@coco-pops8116]

@@Meowcatkittykat ur stoopid 🤪 lol

[@coco-pops8116]

@@idklol3390 pregananana doo doo doo havanananana

[@lavesteticsyt982]

*"Your father married David Dobrik!"* *excuse me what-*

[@lavesteticsyt982]

Lol

[@zzaagiidiwin]

i-

[@bloodmoonthedino6559]

@t h a t w e e b OwO Lauren : uhhh

[@user-zd7ud6xi3n]

Gays :/

[@wufflz]

t h a t w e e b OwO Ö will he?

[@shika3599]

1:01 the foreshadowing OMGGGGGG

[@forthwife]

8 months ago Lauren "I'm not pregnant", Now "I'm pregnant!"

[@mika.mufins1087]

12 straight minutes of Lauren just saying “BITLIFE WHYY! Or THANK YOU BITLIFE😂”

[@YuriKamado-]

“You can’t arrest me I’m a war hero” I was cracking up 😂

[@jaiden7727]

finally found a comment that has nothing to do with her PREGNANCY

[@karenbrown2567]

@@jaiden7727 yas

[@art1stwannabe]

@@jaiden7727 Seriously tho,like why do comments just copy the popular ones 👁-👁

[@coco-pops8116]

This is literally the only comment not about her saying obviously I’m not pregnant

[@clarep574]

@@jaiden7727 yes finally after years of searching

[@KimberlyOja]

4:48 Lauren: Quickest life ever! Me: Once my BitLife character was taken ransom at age 4 and demanded 20,000,000 dollars from my family for me back, I eventually got cancer while being stuck with my kidnapper and died at the age of 6. That is the quickest life ever.

[@mariner355]

wow

[@rebeccarubin4002]

I died at age 0 because of a tumor in my back hand ;-;

[@KimberlyOja]

Oh lord Rebecca now that’s the quickest life ever

[@okami9385]

Rebecca Rubin Not as short as yours, but I died at 3 of whooping cough ;-;

[@rebeccarubin4002]

😳

[@randomchocolateenjoyer5393]

Lauren: *gets Coronavirus* Also Lauren: *doesn’t realize her bit-life self may have caused the pandemic* Edit: Thank you for all the likes! I’ve never gotten this much before!!

[@acatonceattackedmeandscrat6302]

YES

[@wozaow]

I- just wow.... I’m speechless how wrong this is... the pandemic was a LOT less bad in February.

[@haztac5973]

Home Of Nog Ops yeah... my school has closed for the rest of the school year

[@ryenixstyx5231]

i was about to comment that

[@juhi9474]

Fun fact the corona virus was starting to get really bad in November 2019 in China but you're comment was really funny, this in no means is any hate, I'm just saying

[@n3rds_n_sk1ttles]

“Imagine if this is how I told him I was pregnant!” Should’ve been.

[@LadyHya]

Lauren 8 months ago: *talks about how she’s not pregnant* Me currently: 👁👄👁

[@sunooinyellow4313]

RIGHT 😭

[@claraafton7091]

@Drawingbells 665 yeah same.. 😞 😔 😢 💔💔💔

[@honkskaii]

👁👄👁

[@shinfred]

👀 👄

[@maeved8637]

IN HER NEW VID SHE SAID SHE GAVE BIRTH WHILE U ARE WATCHING IT SHE SAID FOR A FEW WEEKS SHE WILL BE POSTING PRE FILMED VIDEOS

[@evelynlagrandeur2250]

Lauren: Bitlife: MY TIME HAS COME TO RUIN HER LIFE ONCE AGAIN.

[@cecelia.agrawal]

Lauren: “DEPRESSION!” 3 seconds later Lauren : “great. My life’s going great!” 😂 Edit: tysm for the likes 💗💗💗💗💗

[@Sunflower-pl1nl]

Now 40

[@cecelia.agrawal]

@@Sunflower-pl1nl omg tysssmmmm

[@EmmaPaigeJones]

Now 41

[@rosalbacalderon4385]

57

[@imnotvladimirputin]

I hate when people edit their comments then say: Edit: Thanks so much for many likes! Edit2: 1k likes gee!! Or something. It's so annoying!!!

[@3ratsinatrenchcoat577]

Lauren:don’t role dice when trying to make important life choices Dnd players:T_T

[@GlitterGothPrincessArianna]

Finally A normal comment xD

[@4thi13]

Lauren: chooses surprise me BitLife: I’m about to end this girl’s whole bitlife career Edit: \( •0• )/ 884 (rn 1.8k) likes omg!

[@jwsnyderaal]

I know, I played as a boy and I kept getting symptoms, he kept ignoring it... twice he almost went to the doctor but he chose never mind. Then it said he died from heart diesese (I know I spelt it wrong auto correct doesn’t want to fix it, and it’s one of the couple words I can’t spell)

[@miaula104]

@@jwsnyderaal HAHAHAHA

[@jwsnyderaal]

miaula104 do you know what Salvation means or what the Laiden frost effect means or what a magenetar is or what a neutron Star is without searching them up? I know :/

[@shannonp9497]

@@jwsnyderaal yes I'm in college and its disease just to tell you

[@maccheats3661]

@@jwsnyderaal disease

[@caitlinsummers4680]

Beginning “ I’m not pregnant “ 8 months later she’s pregnant

[@harrow5285]

“i mean i’m cool with that” “ooo will he buy me a tesla”

[@Pike-fishy]

Hello person with Lauren profile

[@harrow5285]

Wheaty Dastarfox hiiii

[@mxxa7881]

Suspicious person that look just like the person im watching right now XD

[@harrow5285]

shiny-moltres :o

[@harrow5285]

shiny-moltres i wish

[@Itsgravyyyy]

“Obviously I’m not pregnant”- Lauren 2020 “erm…” - Lauren 2022 “ERM……”-Lauren 2023

[@TheYasminStuff]

🤣

[@ruby-xf3of]

“can you imagine this is how i told bobby i was pregnant?” *foreshadowing...*

[@Phoenix_Love9]

same I think she told the future to be honest

[@avacarrigan2254]

Lauren: My happinesses is at an all time low Me: Me: thaT IM AT AN ALL TIME LOW LOW LOW LOW-

[@milez.electix]

Im glad im not the only one xD

[@ツツ-o4r6p]

*e p i c*

[@xobealily]

Scott said that in the Tomigochi life

[@starz4san]

I WAS JUST LISTENING TO THAT SONG ITS SO GREAT

[@adyy444]

love that song haha

[@kimberlycastillo2208]

Lauren: yes we are going to the doctor finally Bitlife: nah we aren't going to let you get treated any ways. Me: 😂😂

[@fukoaf]

Hi Kimberly, Btw wobba wobba

[@Selah555]

i just have to put this one short bitlife experience of mine out there: so me and my friend were playing bitlife, and our character was about 7 years old. then for no reason we attacked out older sister, and she pulled out a gun and shot us. literally the shortest, most traumatizing, and sad life....

[@swwttmm]

How old was your older sis in it

[@Selah555]

@@swwttmm i think like 10 🤣

[@audriios]

Nobody: Lauren: *yOu cAn’T aRrEsT mE! I wAs A wAr HeRo*

[@crystal16324]

Me: Hmmm... didn't i see this already- *Oh yea, K a s s i e* Edit: Guys/Girls, I saw Kassie's (Gloom's) video first. I know bijuu did it but i watched it after.

[@shaniegozi2340]

And I oop-🤭

[@Miniioen]

Noo its bijuu Mike first doing this challenge

[@crystal16324]

@@Miniioen I saw Kassie's (Gloom's) video first.

[@Miniioen]

Bijuu Mike upload on 16 February and gloom upload on 22 February

[@Miniioen]

Let's just forget about it it's not big deal

[@thisisanaltchannelp7594]

Lauren: Shortest Death eVeR Me: get killed at 3yrs old bc my sibling hit me with a brick ._. Edit: omg ty for 100 likes xD

[@scorpio-sings.p.9217]

I got killed at 1 by my brother who shot me with a sniper *scuse me?*

[@nadi1626]

@@scorpio-sings.p.9217 how old was he😂😂😂

[@catsandclassics]

@xx_AmberAliens_xx OH MY GODS YES

[@jamiechalmerss]

That legit happened to me irl 3yr old me running pretending to be mario or something and my older brother launched a brick at my head

[@barracudajsab5018]

How did you make this comment, LIAR

[@edithslife4614]

Lauren : obviously I’m not pregnant Universe : little does she know 😏

[@howtosqueaks4929]

Me: Looks at zodiac sign Me: Cool I’m a Virgo too! Me: Hey I was born on September 8th too?! Me: Hey I was also born in New York..! Me: My name is also Lauren-

[@andriana26tn]

How To Squeaks o-o

[@thezappingone1310]

O-O ITS YOU?

[@juliannalozano1759]

Oh wow

[@Charlie_______________]

PLOT TWIST THE BIT LIFE PEOPLE ARE REAL!

[@celeste2545]

My birthday is the 9th of September lol

[@kawaiicookie8446]

Little did Lauren know that actually telling Bobby she’s pregnant would be even more awkward-

[@movedaccount7822]

No one: Nobody a single soul: Lauren: iM oNlY tHrEe

[@agnieszkaclarke35]

All of the comments Lauren: "Obviously I'm not pregnant" Lauren in the future: "I'm pregnant" Me: not anymore!

[@swows106]

Omg truee

[@floweryfields942]

your friend heather wants to be best friends! me: *starts singing the entire heathers soundtrack* EDIT: WTH HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES PFFT-

[@marswasnthere1942]

Oml...I FOUND ANOTHER FAN OF HEATHERSS

[@floweryfields942]

@@marswasnthere1942 yassssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@marswasnthere1942]

@@floweryfields942 yassssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@M4r5_0n_M4r5]

SAAAAAAMMMNEEEE!!!

[@gloomyegg6170]

candy store~

[@user-ko5mv4zi4w]

anyone who gets the chance to readthis, just like to say: stay blessed💗

[@fearless2003]

thank you :)) i subbed

[@itzkeithy7998]

😀

[@mariammohamad9103]

You too 💖

[@shadowsight804]

You too

[@petmashup2672]

You are just doing that for likes!🤨🤨

[@gloriaguo229]

“Making life decisions in my own life is terrifying, and I don’t wanna do it” *Creates mystery bathbombs*

[@simplyschy]

Lauren: "I'm not pregnant" Her now: *Has a baby named Melody*

[@Septara]

Here’s a challenge, never read the description of any of the events and guess on which option to choose without knowing what your choosing to do

[@lilhalilhalilha]

Bitlife: Your mom has married David dobrik! Lauren: I'm cool with that, Is he gonna buy me a tesla Bitlife: David dobrik has divorced your mother 😌

[@auberymckay9268]

In my country we spell mom as Mum

[@MEDSZ13.08]

@@auberymckay9268 ok and in theirs they spell it Mom

[@marshallove9871]

@@auberymckay9268 cool

[@Mias_In_Many_Fandoms]

lauren: you cant arrest me im a WaR HeRo

[@ToastedJellie]

Lauren: “Obviously I’m not pregnant” Me and literally everybody else: “Oh Lauren just you wait”

[@alvinbrown5809]

Lauren:Obviously I'm not pregnant Everyone who came back from her recent video in 2020: YEEEEAH about that

[@amychalmers495]

Yesssssssssssss I was looking for this comment hahaha

[@sarasmith241]

@@amychalmers495 This same comment but different is literally everywhere, have you actually been looking?

[@amychalmers495]

@@sarasmith241 no ahahaha

[@Crabdry]

BitLife: *"go to the doctor"* Lauren: FINALLY THE DOCTOR! BitLife: SIKE >:)

[@theentirecircus8490]

I know

[@unicornilluminati9019]

0:56 - If she ever DOES get pregnant, I kinda want her to tell Bobby that way XD

[@ellie.1922]

Same that would be really cool and she could record his reaction

[@peripagi]

😂

[@Anangelscries]

Omg yas 😂😂😂😂

[@frankshapiro7196]

"Obviously I'm not pregnant". A few months later: Hey guys! I'm pregnant!

[@gaspshichat]

Doctor: We can treat your coronavirus Bitlife: I'll pass Doctor: Oh you'll pass alright

[@lubear8460]

Oop-👀

[@nightcrawltrr]

This Girl r/wooosh

[@alyssca]

What does that mean

[@alyssca]

I don’t get the joke

[@gaspshichat]

@@alyssca The doctor is saying they'll pass aka die

[@princekodi8720]

"You can't arrest me I'm a war hero"-Lauren 2020

[@madi-078]

Who’s watching this after she’s actually prgnant

[@paulkinzel7225]

Me

[@demonlightwolf7964]

Me!!

[@funtimewithkara1122]

Me

[@rukasarashina1530]

basically everyone

[@karisa1210]

Yᴇᴀʜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ

[@missexotic25]

Lauren: “I’m obviously not pregnant” Lauren 2021: almost full term😀

[@faith3467]

"Obviously I'm not pregnant" * a few moments later * "IM PREGNANT"!

[@sakii.]

“You got CoronaVirus” Me: That’s Just great

[@adambrown2134]

Lauren: i'll go to air force my dad : *in the air force* bitlife: deployment in south korea my dad: *in south korea for deployment* me: sweet

[@Matilda323]

Lauren| Obviously I'm not pregnant Me| just wait Lauren just wait

[@kevinroberts5799]

Lauren: Gets the coronavirus and has it for the rest of her life Me: So that's how the coronavirus spread...

[@Groozy_]

Omg, her just saying "what if that's how I tell Bobby that I'm pregnant. But obviously I'm not pregnant" that shook me to the core. All I thought of is "You are now!"

[@v_studios1473]

This is how she should have told him

[@Groozy_]

@@v_studios1473 Trueeeeee

[@nicolecoleman9837]

1:07 are u sure lauren???

[@Elle-hu2vr]

twice she was wrong

[@whoskelsii]

“Obviously im not pregnant” well this aged well

[@joemainey2765]

"Your mother has married your new step-father, David Dobrik." Lauren: *laughs* I mean i'm cool with that. Is he gonna buy me a tesla?

[@lucieljaystreker6759]

When I first came to watch Lauren's latest video.. *Lauren : "No!" "Oh god why!" "Bitlife why!"* Yep, typical Lauren

[@coffee_wolfie2341]

1:07 Lauren:I'm obviously not pregnant Me knowing that she is now pregnant: *But you are.*

[@whywouldiknow24]

I love it when you play bitlife! Can you do a dumb to super smart challenge? Or something like get the most education with the dumbest stats?

[@cherriezontop7879]

7:24 the bullies name is Sour Pus lmao im dead 😂😂

[@brandirobertson8922]

KZbin: 26 comments Me: Can I see them? KZbin: No

[@kittyhemmetnc5693]

Smae lol

[@harrow5285]

Brandi Robertson omg i had that yesterday

[@kittyhemmetnc5693]

@@harrow5285 That happened to me today xD

[@brandirobertson8922]

drakesboca Ikr it happens to much. WHY KZbin!

[@kittyhemmetnc5693]

@@brandirobertson8922 KZbin is drunk, that's why

[@imogenwyld8990]

Lauren:’Got short while trying to stop a mugging.’ *Claps* Me:Is she happy she got shot?

[@loboshark12]

She got short 😂😂😂

[@caydenisweird]

Lauren:"OBVIOUSLY I'm not pregnant!" Also Lauren:"It's a GIRLLL"

[@Basiliisk]

[@user-xp1lc1qk7e]

Bijuu Mike, Lauren, and Gloom in this challenge: - ends up in the military -has to diffuse a minefield - gets coronavirus - takes suspicious packages oversees - asked to join the weakest gang in prison - parent dies and they can’t attend the funeral - goes to doctor but refuses treatment

[@andriana26tn]

Ravenclaw Warrior OH MAH GAWD [^o0

[@andriana26tn]

I like warrior to I'm on the sight

[@nigelpisswater6968]

When I played bitlife I played as a character named harrison,and he died when he was seven because a classmate shot him with a machine gun

[@justnatsuki8319]

Robert's got a quick hand He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan He's got a rolled cigarette, hanging out his mouth he's a cowboy kid Yeah found a six shooter gun In his dad's closet hidden oh in a box of fun things, I don't even know what But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet Daddy works a long day He be coming home late, he's coming home late And he's bringing me a surprise 'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice I've waited for a long time Yeah the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger I reason with my cigarette And say your hair's on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet

[@herbfollower5165]

Bruh 6

[@jaidenwhite5085]

Must've been a army kid

[@hiba_stxr]

W o t

[@hiba_stxr]

Nemu 0o0 How much time did that take to write

[@taribithia]

Past Lauren:i’m not pregnant Future Lauren:here we are now..

[@pasteltomboy3460]

Lauren: Heather wants to be my friend! Please say yes! BitLife: Heather *Roach* is now your friend. Me: No offense to anyone with the last name but, Lauren your friend is .... H e a t h e r R o a c h

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

Bear Gacha *WELCOME TO MY CANDY STORE~* 😂

[@herbfollower5165]

Bruh 5

[@panda_gamer4634]

When Lauren said “I’m 40!” I was like wHaT?!?!?!?!? Then I noticed that she was talking about the game

[@vickymitchell5707]

'bitlife's gunna kill me!' Bitlife: *DEATH*

[@TooIndecisiveToChoose]

Past Lauren: I'm not Pregnant Present Lauren: yeah....... sure