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@DagothDaddy
@DagothDaddy 5 жыл бұрын
At this point Bioware getting shut down by EA would be a mercy to fans
@kcmcclary569
@kcmcclary569 5 жыл бұрын
Yes the mercy kill would be sad but as vital as putting down a dog dying of parvo before it can spread to your other healthy pets.
@reed1645
@reed1645 5 жыл бұрын
Sad but true. I'd be fine if they just renamed themselves. I hate the fact that the name BioWare is associated with broken uninspired games.
@robnickerson7819
@robnickerson7819 5 жыл бұрын
@@reed1645 exactly
@bucky699
@bucky699 5 жыл бұрын
@@kcmcclary569 they have no other healthy pets....
@zevooxgames2366
@zevooxgames2366 5 жыл бұрын
RIP Bioware this time for sure ^^
@DarthKato
@DarthKato 5 жыл бұрын
" I used to be a Developer like you, but then I took an EA in the knee."
@mikesteve9843
@mikesteve9843 5 жыл бұрын
BioWare magic is basically me thinking I can write an essay the day before it’s due and get an A
@futureparagon3746
@futureparagon3746 5 жыл бұрын
Then that one time you do and now you do it every time.
@KirillT14
@KirillT14 5 жыл бұрын
Idk ur grades but I'd bet on u over bioware any day...
@EarFarce4
@EarFarce4 5 жыл бұрын
I've done that many times. Easiest As I've ever gotten. Also what the guy above me said.
@macdhomhnaill7721
@macdhomhnaill7721 5 жыл бұрын
KirillT14 This. The “magic” was the talent of some of the people who worked there. Those people no longer work there. There is no more “BioWare magic.”
@nudeth2563
@nudeth2563 5 жыл бұрын
Done that multiple times and was even used as an example for the class to show that I had spent the time to write a good paper. I did not say it was a nights worth of work. lol
@asecretone
@asecretone 5 жыл бұрын
BioWare has lived long enough to become the villain
@TheNikoNik
@TheNikoNik 5 жыл бұрын
BioWare died long ago. Now it's just the zombie pawn of the EAvil villain.
@nightcorehorizon3723
@nightcorehorizon3723 5 жыл бұрын
This
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 5 жыл бұрын
Nah it lived long enough for the parasite that infected it to grow and consume all it was until what was left was just a husk to puppet.
@shackilleuhdeal7462
@shackilleuhdeal7462 5 жыл бұрын
People are calling BioWare a villain? EA and it's "Game$ a$ $ervice Mandate" deserves 100% of the blame. They are cancerous to everything they touch. Westwood, Bullfrog, Pandemic, Black Box, Maxis, DreamWorks, Mythic, Visceral, and soon to be Bioware once DA4 Live fails. If it wasn't for the dumbass NFL and FIFA they would have been out of business years ago.
@InvntdXNEWROMAN
@InvntdXNEWROMAN 5 жыл бұрын
It'd been 84 years since the last episode. Don't do this to us again.
@Nachonachomo
@Nachonachomo 5 жыл бұрын
Blame yongyea of course
@92Carnage
@92Carnage 5 жыл бұрын
"Crunch" - The sound that is made when you step on things like dried leaves or a physical version of Anthem.
@Greymist73
@Greymist73 5 жыл бұрын
Bioware died over 6 years ago, everything since has been EA in a Bioware skinsuit.
@holdthemayo7836
@holdthemayo7836 5 жыл бұрын
Bioware, Blizzard and Avril Lavigne are all clone impostors.
@Beachhead13
@Beachhead13 5 жыл бұрын
It died with its "endings" of ME3
@Karou812
@Karou812 5 жыл бұрын
It's almost as bad as Marvel parading the corpse of Stan Lee for marketing purposes. Almost
@mironvlad2024
@mironvlad2024 5 жыл бұрын
"Playing Dragon Age 4" Throws spell "Anthem loading screen sound"
@amyhoard1222
@amyhoard1222 5 жыл бұрын
Then see a pop-up message asking if you would like to buy a microtransaction to speed up the loading time, yet it's a 1 time use so you have to pay every time there is a loading screen >
@hamman_samuel
@hamman_samuel 5 жыл бұрын
That's a suggestion to the devs ...right?
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 5 жыл бұрын
Would you like to buy that spell in a slightly different color for a mere 38,000 credits? (be sure to have your credit card on file)
@courier772
@courier772 5 жыл бұрын
AMY HOARD You need to pay to speed up the microtransaction to speed up the loading time of the loading screen
@MrDanger88
@MrDanger88 5 жыл бұрын
Nice knowing you BioWare. Good lord. Might be the first time I don’t care when EA takes a studio behind the shed and kills it
@mikaelolofsson2852
@mikaelolofsson2852 5 жыл бұрын
lanceuppercut88 That's because the time for sadness isn't when you put down the zombie of someone you care for, the time you lost them was the moment they turned. It's still sad, but also mixed with a bit of relief. They've finally been put to rest.
@skoopsro7656
@skoopsro7656 5 жыл бұрын
@@mikaelolofsson2852 lol
@RemyMa88
@RemyMa88 5 жыл бұрын
Just look at the flowers, Bioware. Keep looking at the flowers."
@mikaelolofsson2852
@mikaelolofsson2852 5 жыл бұрын
Jeremiah Peery That sounds familiar. Can't quite remember why. Is someone going to get a pillow over their face?
@amyhoard1222
@amyhoard1222 5 жыл бұрын
How about EA changes things and shoot them in the front yard instead. RIP BioWare.
@ReleaseMyKrakken
@ReleaseMyKrakken 5 жыл бұрын
"Ea Games" "Thats a Fricken Demon!!" That was gold. I shit myself in laughter.
@therealno0k
@therealno0k 5 жыл бұрын
8:35 lmao
@XProSuper
@XProSuper 5 жыл бұрын
When you watch the video just because of a masterpiece intro .
@gsam3
@gsam3 5 жыл бұрын
From wich movie is that?
@mikesteve9843
@mikesteve9843 5 жыл бұрын
It’s from American psycho, it just came on Netflix and is very good
@T8-TR
@T8-TR 5 жыл бұрын
Literally 95% of why I watch these even if I don't care about the topics. Top tier memes.
@crashprime9434
@crashprime9434 5 жыл бұрын
I always say they should release those memes as separate videos. Boom, 5000000 views!
@lastemperor3618
@lastemperor3618 5 жыл бұрын
i watching about 1 min and forgot already
@daveice20
@daveice20 5 жыл бұрын
Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison, both died an early death; very fitting codenames for the last project Bioware will ever release
@ThisChangeIsAwful
@ThisChangeIsAwful 5 жыл бұрын
right? wtf are the doing over there?
@khazzen
@khazzen 5 жыл бұрын
8:35 EA Games: That's a freaking demon. GOLD
@skyirwin1445
@skyirwin1445 5 жыл бұрын
I literally busted out laughing. 🤣
@Melchiorblade7
@Melchiorblade7 5 жыл бұрын
I legit burst out laughing. Alex Jones cracks me up, especially if i'm not expecting it.
@Sw1zzle169
@Sw1zzle169 5 жыл бұрын
Ya got me as well
@FireTalon24
@FireTalon24 5 жыл бұрын
I need this as a clip on it's own. Let the meme go viral!
@shadowreaver752
@shadowreaver752 5 жыл бұрын
Can I get that as an alert tone for my phone?
@m_s7155
@m_s7155 5 жыл бұрын
"Dont cry because its over... Smile because it happened" -Dr. Seuss
@stijnvandevyver7958
@stijnvandevyver7958 5 жыл бұрын
You can't stop me from blackpilling myself, Seuss.
@GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches
@GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches 5 жыл бұрын
Who put their nut sack on smileys forehead?
@liamsnider1467
@liamsnider1467 5 жыл бұрын
And now I'm sad.
@harrymason4300
@harrymason4300 5 жыл бұрын
Doctor Seuss was an adulterer.
@mikebaker2436
@mikebaker2436 5 жыл бұрын
@@harrymason4300 lol... cause Voltaire was a paragon of virtue and sexual restraint. 😆 Look into Madame Émile du Châtelet. Voltaire was her lover and he lived in her estate with her husband. It is said of Voltaire that he never needed to take a wife because other people's wives were always available.
@bowiesensei5574
@bowiesensei5574 5 жыл бұрын
Bioware magic is basically "the heart of the cards" being used outside of the yugioh show
@GeronibroGames
@GeronibroGames 5 жыл бұрын
You mean like that one time Kaiba threw cards at someone who tried to come at him with a shovel?
@bowiesensei5574
@bowiesensei5574 5 жыл бұрын
@@GeronibroGames kaiba can do anything because he's seto kaiba
@udhsids
@udhsids 5 жыл бұрын
@@bowiesensei5574 excuse you, is seto fucking kaiba sir.
@muchalucha4939
@muchalucha4939 5 жыл бұрын
@@udhsids His name in Brooklyn is actually Seto Koyba
@bowiesensei5574
@bowiesensei5574 5 жыл бұрын
@@muchalucha4939 im loving the YGOTAS refrences. Littlekuriboh would be proud.
@Demovitron
@Demovitron 5 жыл бұрын
Ralph, my man! Finally a youtuber, who acknowledges that DA:I is a game trying to keep you busy in a rather empty/boring world. Thank you!
@chadm4051
@chadm4051 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I didn't understand the reviews. It had all the boring, generic content of an MMO, but... you're alone. Turned me off to most "open world" games in general.
@PyroEmbrace
@PyroEmbrace 5 жыл бұрын
Side quest hell for sure.. But the main narrative was pretty impressive. It delivered in a lot of choices and didn't have a shit ending like Me3
@MichaelJP
@MichaelJP 5 жыл бұрын
@@PyroEmbrace There was a discussion about this on another Lamon vid, good main quest and nice environments but little else outside of boring MMO style fetch quests. It was GotY in a really mediocre year for gaming and nothing more.
@rgh1132
@rgh1132 5 жыл бұрын
90% of quests started from a letter you'd find on the ground to send you across the map just to enter a cave and the quest to end randomly... smh I hated DAI
@Demovitron
@Demovitron 5 жыл бұрын
@@PyroEmbrace I could never warm up to the inquisition idea and didn't like any of the companions. It was especially annoying that we're kind of the most important person in the world and we have to gather all that garbage and go on fetch quests etc. But yes, the main story was what made it bearable to play through the whole game. Even though it felt like work and not much fun.
@jigartalaviya2340
@jigartalaviya2340 5 жыл бұрын
Live Service Dragon Age 4.Just the game we need. Wonder when Bioware will look at CGI trailer and know which game they r making!!!
@joshmerrel8846
@joshmerrel8846 5 жыл бұрын
Worldwide reveal 3Months before
@reed1645
@reed1645 5 жыл бұрын
Just remember the trailer will not be representative of the actual game. In game footage just means - it'll look a bit like this... we hope.
@adr.k8676
@adr.k8676 5 жыл бұрын
Dragon age battleroyal
@TyrannyofBroscience
@TyrannyofBroscience 5 жыл бұрын
It's the game we deserve. But not the one we want right now. So we'll hate it. Because EA don't give a fuck. They're the tumor on our prostate. A money sucking pack of witless jizzbubbles. Some turd knights.
@shahman76
@shahman76 5 жыл бұрын
DragonAge 4 Battle Royale Mobile with 20 pre order schemes, in game purchases and paid dlc. smh. Shame. The first DragonAge was incredible.
@Namealreadyinsue
@Namealreadyinsue 5 жыл бұрын
Rip dragon age... We had our ups and downs, but we still had a good time together
@dmcrulezall
@dmcrulezall 5 жыл бұрын
EA 2019: Buy Microtransaction to "Reduce Loading Time"
@SaifSan4664
@SaifSan4664 5 жыл бұрын
At this point I could imagine them doing that
@martinmccormick2166
@martinmccormick2166 5 жыл бұрын
They'll more than likely add that into their subs. Get EA Access and upgrade to premium status for no loading screens..
@CChissel
@CChissel 5 жыл бұрын
Kinda Mike Ads between back to back loading screens.
@akinasgreatest01
@akinasgreatest01 5 жыл бұрын
Dont tempt them that is a real possibility and sell it as a "NEW" feature
@abram730
@abram730 5 жыл бұрын
(in Game NPC)Did you know that Leliana shaved with Gillette razors? Build tough for a man, but delicate enough for a bard. With 20 Gillette UPCs you can get a Leliana skin. Select positive tweets about Gillette with the hashtag #Gillette4Leliana will win a skin. *This is a Timed exclusive.
@ramue5749
@ramue5749 5 жыл бұрын
This is seriously the best gaming channel. Ralph and Sam are great and have amazing chemistry, the takes are on point and the memes and humor are spicy. I love you guys, been subbed for a few months and I just wish I had found you guys sooner!
@astickofmercury
@astickofmercury 5 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see the E3 gameplay for them to know what they're making.
@pypy1986820
@pypy1986820 5 жыл бұрын
It's "gameplay," and not gameplay. :)
@fragarena9910
@fragarena9910 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
@strikeforce1500
@strikeforce1500 5 жыл бұрын
Same, I want to see what EA will try to sell us in their version of Nintendo Direct. Heck I'm anxious for E3 in general
@orkwc3
@orkwc3 5 жыл бұрын
"Actual in game gameplay, this is not a scripted Tech demo." The game releases with 1% of the content from the tech demo
@InaStanley83
@InaStanley83 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@UncleRed
@UncleRed 5 жыл бұрын
Dragon Age 4 is be expected to be in development a year after its release. GLHF.
@ryanharris2341
@ryanharris2341 5 жыл бұрын
I heard the smite announcer when I read that last part
@michaelm6048
@michaelm6048 5 жыл бұрын
a full year? that's what? 4 full price DLCs with minimal content?
@trainerred1345
@trainerred1345 5 жыл бұрын
I woke up my girlfriend laughing to the "that's a freaking demon!"
@benidictnelbert
@benidictnelbert 5 жыл бұрын
Girlfriend? Shut up loser imaginary girls don’t count.
@kd7087
@kd7087 5 жыл бұрын
@@benidictnelbert wow someone wants everyone to be as lonely as them
@benidictnelbert
@benidictnelbert 5 жыл бұрын
Krishn Dadoo ah bless ! Do knock knock jokes get explained to you too?
@heyant7753
@heyant7753 5 жыл бұрын
Benidict Nelbert 😂
@KroVey
@KroVey 5 жыл бұрын
Woah, how did you manage to put your hand to sleep in the first place?
@Fiasco3
@Fiasco3 5 жыл бұрын
Dragon Age 4 is another Anthem casualty. The Anthem blackhole pulled the resources out of another game to satisfy EA and as a result it's now canceled and Mass Effect lies in ruins.
@ReleaseMyKrakken
@ReleaseMyKrakken 5 жыл бұрын
I played Dragon Age Origins.... a shit ton. I played Dragon Age Inquisition.... one time. I went back to playing Dragon Age Origins.... and played it a shit ton more.
@faisalhabibi6348
@faisalhabibi6348 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't even finish the dragon age Inquisition,
@TheFaintofHearts2113
@TheFaintofHearts2113 5 жыл бұрын
I even played DA2 more than Inquisition. There is just way too much boring fluff in Inquisition to get through multiple times.
@faisalhabibi6348
@faisalhabibi6348 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheFaintofHearts2113 agree, the combat system didn't fit with that type of game
@Necrosian
@Necrosian 5 жыл бұрын
@@firstLast-jw7bm Don't forget the literal time gate!
@hairypancake
@hairypancake 5 жыл бұрын
Evidently a lot of people really liked Inquisition, it even won GoTY I think...but I always hated it and turns out it's responsible for the clusterfuck that is Bioware these days. The story and characters were forget-ably bland with overall boring gameplay.
@dlakodlak
@dlakodlak 5 жыл бұрын
They codenamed Anthem Dylan because they wanted it to be the Bob Dylan of videogames. That's fitting cause Dylan's works are almost always better done by someone else. And now the Dragon Age game is codenamed Joplin... As is Janis Joplin. The singer who died prematurely? uh... ok
@dlakodlak
@dlakodlak 5 жыл бұрын
@Timothy Verrinder Keith Richards disagrees.
@kevinthecleric
@kevinthecleric 5 жыл бұрын
who else comes here for the memes? Thank You, Laymen.
@suzumagom3507
@suzumagom3507 5 жыл бұрын
Amen
@trainerred1345
@trainerred1345 5 жыл бұрын
I freaking lost it at "EA games" "that's a freaking demon! "
@e3.14c4
@e3.14c4 5 жыл бұрын
D.eez nuts
@ivanteoh243
@ivanteoh243 5 жыл бұрын
Me
@MaddDogg316
@MaddDogg316 5 жыл бұрын
Literally no one comes here for anything else.
@Brownaut1993
@Brownaut1993 5 жыл бұрын
I miss when Dragon Age was dark fantasy, (Origins specifically) Now it's barely recognizable
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 5 жыл бұрын
The SJW's at Bioware heard "Dark Fantasy" and thought that meant it was full of black people and Arabs...
@andrewvincent7299
@andrewvincent7299 5 жыл бұрын
@@StarboyXL9 Hahaha good one
@tropictom5996
@tropictom5996 5 жыл бұрын
It’s not Sam’s fault. He thought the game was called Draggin’ Ass: Indecision
@Psycorde
@Psycorde 5 жыл бұрын
You deserve an internet medal for this, the highest grade
@rileykass1563
@rileykass1563 5 жыл бұрын
I kinda hope that Dragon Age: Anthem doesn't do well so that Bethesda doesn't get any ideas about an Elder Scrolls: 76...
@celtbhoy1993
@celtbhoy1993 5 жыл бұрын
It's like 'Anthem with Dragons' might even top the legendary it's 'Skyrim with guns' meme. Time will tell..
@elsieoliver1671
@elsieoliver1671 5 жыл бұрын
Someone tell Funhaus they arnt guna like that!
@ramue5749
@ramue5749 5 жыл бұрын
That line is gonna follow Kovic to the grave. His tombstone is gonna say "Like Adam without life". lol
@faktickyneviem
@faktickyneviem 5 жыл бұрын
Isn't Anthem actually DA:Inquisition side-quests with guns? Because it definitely feels like closing rifts from DA all the time.
@ThatsHipHop4Yaaa
@ThatsHipHop4Yaaa 5 жыл бұрын
Cody Bury imma make that a shirt
@thedarklordx
@thedarklordx 5 жыл бұрын
The bob dylan of video games in space
@xxTICxxTOCxx
@xxTICxxTOCxx 5 жыл бұрын
Project Dylan, Project Joplin, Project Morrison,.... and they ship..... Project Milli Vanilli!!!!!
@miguelpereira9859
@miguelpereira9859 5 жыл бұрын
This deserves to pinned tbh
@overlordsombra5495
@overlordsombra5495 5 жыл бұрын
I have lost all hope for Dragon age... Good bye, Bioware, you'll be missed.
@BelimaiSykes
@BelimaiSykes 5 жыл бұрын
I mean... It only had a single good entry and that was origins. Origins was amazing and I still install it from time to time all these years later. DA2 and DAI were both such a step back from origins. Most people praise the story elements but I couldn't tell you about those. I care about game mechanics and origins was by far the best while the other two watered down everything good about origins. I still remember booting up DA: I and quickly realizing what the fuck happened and why tactical mode felt so garbage. They used fucking frostbite and the only way they could find to make a tactical cam work was to treat your cursor like a character model. Just fucking why when the last two games had those mechanics nailed down. And holy fuck game devs. Stop knocking down pillars of the trinity and not replacing them with anything real.
@overlordsombra5495
@overlordsombra5495 5 жыл бұрын
@@BelimaiSykes yeah... while i did enjoy the more fluid fighting mechanics and some of the new abilities added in 2 and inquisition, there were definitely steps back; glaring ones. i hope they don't butcher it too badly, cause i was really looking forward to what dragon age 4 was originally supposed to be.
@BelimaiSykes
@BelimaiSykes 5 жыл бұрын
@@overlordsombra5495 what's really sad is what they did sells to shitty casual gamers who would argue da:i is the best dragon age because of graphics and fluid combat. They made the right corporate calls. It's a punch in the gut when a series starts as a modernizing of party based pause and play realtime rpgs like baldurs gate, made by the same studio that gave us baldurs gate, falls victim to the console kiddies wanting everyone to hold thier hands and tell them they're great at everything when they're good at nothing because they've been sheltered from anything challenging. Why parents want thier kids to never fail is beyond me. I wouldn't want a big headed little ego maniac that can't do shit.
@twogruden9943
@twogruden9943 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I loved DA:O, never bothered with the sequels but man, a heist adventure with lots of branching decisions sounded awesome. EA is not only a studio killer but a concept killer.
@cynicalogre1499
@cynicalogre1499 5 жыл бұрын
They've been dead since 2010, you're saying goodbye to a husk if anything. It's only natural to put down a zombie.
@learycs
@learycs 5 жыл бұрын
The people who made those great Bioware games are almost all gone. EA is just doing corpse-marionette with the studio's moldering remains. Call it "Weekend at Bioware's".
@itsyourgirlarmani6934
@itsyourgirlarmani6934 5 жыл бұрын
that intro had me thinking i was watching an ad😂 edit: the edit where a croud was cheering for Ralph when he explained what crunch was had me dying on the floor😂
@1AshesToAshes1
@1AshesToAshes1 5 жыл бұрын
Same here :D
@Haunsa1
@Haunsa1 5 жыл бұрын
so its gonna be a utter failure with dragons.
@RawkL0bster
@RawkL0bster 5 жыл бұрын
For a live service, it's looking pretty dead to me lol!
@nairilee
@nairilee 5 жыл бұрын
Sad news that Dragon Age Inquisition was the final Dragon Age game. It was such a fun series... :/
@mercurialsilver5688
@mercurialsilver5688 5 жыл бұрын
nairilee yup
@TheScarletSeeker
@TheScarletSeeker 5 жыл бұрын
Its like the dinner bell but for memes. And I am hungry.
@viliusnova4028
@viliusnova4028 5 жыл бұрын
😂 best comment
@gregoryg.7940
@gregoryg.7940 5 жыл бұрын
Bioware's probably gonna fool around for 5 years then reskin anthem with dragon age inquisition models and be like "yeah, thats a game"
@benjaminlyons5261
@benjaminlyons5261 5 жыл бұрын
Some of their assets were already in other games. Anthem's red portals are dragon age green rifts.
@TheKueiJin
@TheKueiJin 5 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminlyons5261 The thing is that the crap-gine Frostbite is at fault for that. What I wish to put out there is that no one ever came to BioWare for the pixel perfect buttcheeks of the Kardashian. Because no matter how "good" it'll look now, it'll look like the Kardashian's asshole after the buttfucking of time is done. People don't *still* play Knights of the Old Republic I for the graphics, for christ sake. People never said, at release, "HEY! KotOR looks absolutely superb, such next-gen graphics". Why I'm fucking pissed off is that the reason BioWare is well known is because of their intricate stories and characters. People still know who Bastilla is, people know who Tali, who Morrigan is... Tell me one name that anyone remembers from any of the shitshows after those games. One name. They were bought by EA, and bought into the current "MEIK IT LUK PRITTI LAIK Call Of Dootie" mindset of the retards, instead of actually focusing on what they were good at. And in all honesty, there is no more BioWare, everyone who made BioWare left during Mass Effect 2, this is just the new festering skull that houses EA's brain-worms, and nothing more. There will be no new Dragon Age, there was only Origins. There will be no new Knights of the Old Republic, there was only I and Obsidians take. There will be no new Jade Empire, no new Mass Effect, no more Garrus, no more Alistair, no more Varric, no more Mandalore, no nothing.
@strangestecho5088
@strangestecho5088 5 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess Origins will remain the only excellent Dragon Age game. Inquisition only won a bunch of game of the year awards because it had hardly any competition.
@edgarinfernal4259
@edgarinfernal4259 5 жыл бұрын
Dustin Wiley but i love inquisition
@Battouga
@Battouga 5 жыл бұрын
@@edgarinfernal4259 And you are free to do so. Let me guess, you played DAI on console?
@deathsdoor07
@deathsdoor07 5 жыл бұрын
@@Battouga What is wrong with that?
@Battouga
@Battouga 5 жыл бұрын
@@deathsdoor07 Nothing. I asked because DAI is shit on PC, it's clearly made for console.
@exarkun4084
@exarkun4084 5 жыл бұрын
Thank God, we can finally move along with zero hope or doubt to cloud our judgement and keep us around.
@coff33guy80
@coff33guy80 5 жыл бұрын
(bonfire burns brightly) Bioware: instead of a marshmallows, why not Dragon Age this time!!!!
@papepomamemo7223
@papepomamemo7223 5 жыл бұрын
There is no dragon age 4. There is only Dragon Age Origins, one of the best games ever made. Nothing else.
@marcusawong
@marcusawong 5 жыл бұрын
Need to do an edit of the business card scene with different publishers comparing their games.
@Pattern_Recognitions
@Pattern_Recognitions 5 жыл бұрын
There is only one voice for leadership in EA: The Stockholders Nothing else.
@hemantkancharla8621
@hemantkancharla8621 5 жыл бұрын
This here, folks, is the most underrated channel on KZbin...
@LostMercenary99
@LostMercenary99 5 жыл бұрын
Bioware Employee: DA4 is coming along great! Having a great working experience. EA: Nope!
@andrewrchooven1996
@andrewrchooven1996 5 жыл бұрын
I come for the news. I stay for the memes
@JeremyComans
@JeremyComans 5 жыл бұрын
Bioware also said that Anthem would still be a proper Bioware game. Excuse me if I don't believe them when they say that about DA4.
@IamLaggin
@IamLaggin 5 жыл бұрын
Dragon age origins is still the best dragon age
@DB-xz1sb
@DB-xz1sb 5 жыл бұрын
The main theme song is enough to justify that.
@TheKueiJin
@TheKueiJin 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but you're just... wrong... Dragon Age Inquisition is a g... no fuck it. I can't finish that sentence, without puking my intestines out. However, where you're wrong is that Dragon Age Origins is the only Dragon Age game. What I still remember about the travesty and dumpster fire of Inquisition, the *only* *single* god damned thing they did right, was the dragon fights. AAAAAND then I remember the desert dragon. Which perfectly explains everything that was wrong with that lubeless brutal "romantic" conquest of a fetch-quest simulator. I cannot possibly state how much I hate that piece of shit single player MMO.
@KroocsMD
@KroocsMD 5 жыл бұрын
BioWare is quickly becoming a dumpster fire that I just can’t stop looking at.
@Gris-da-grison
@Gris-da-grison 5 жыл бұрын
DAI was awesome in terms of making you feel amazing as a character. Getting to the castle and being held up as the leader honestly was one of my favorite moments in gaming. But yes way to much busy work.
@Nabs-xd2qr
@Nabs-xd2qr 5 жыл бұрын
I absolutely agree. Plus the DLC was great. I really hoped to get a proper sequel and proper conclusion to the Solas story :(
@HellVops
@HellVops 5 жыл бұрын
Aye, just like Bioware said they "lucked out" with inqisition, I still loved what we got but it could had been more....fuk you EA now the orignal DA4 is even more dead cuz of you.
@redrooster303
@redrooster303 5 жыл бұрын
Project Hendrix, Cobain and Presley coming to an EA platform near you soon (unless EA kills Bioware off quicker than the drugs did their musical legends).
@carlosagustinpintos7057
@carlosagustinpintos7057 5 жыл бұрын
I gotta say I love how u guys roast everything in the gaming industry, but u roasting yourselves is making me laugh so hard. Lol
@brianogilby7220
@brianogilby7220 5 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Dragons, I will just buy Dragons Dogma 2 instead of this thanks Bioware and EA.
@ZoeyPaigeLunaPhD
@ZoeyPaigeLunaPhD 5 жыл бұрын
Brian Ogilby Dogma 2???? When? Where? I want!
@PATHETIC_DISASTER
@PATHETIC_DISASTER 5 жыл бұрын
Why must you troll our developers? They're working very hard. Our staff members are the best in the business. Anthem delivered what was promissed, GAMEPLAY. We're very proud of Bioware, and we cannot wait for them to show their next game. The game is still years from release, but the pre-orders will be going live around E3. We hope you guys are as excited to pre-order the next Bioware title as we are.
@TimShady5
@TimShady5 5 жыл бұрын
We’re really not
@luxie8097
@luxie8097 5 жыл бұрын
If i pay extra money, can i get early pre-order access?!
@PATHETIC_DISASTER
@PATHETIC_DISASTER 5 жыл бұрын
@@luxie8097 We were thinking of introducing an interesting feature like that, but many countries don't allow us to do so. If you're eager to support us, please purchase the latest Madden or Fifa and support us through their "for the gamer" microtransactions.
@sebastiandurando2493
@sebastiandurando2493 5 жыл бұрын
I for one would like to thank you and your amazing CEO for your contributions to gaming! You have literally changed to course of gaming's history for the better!
@RC83
@RC83 5 жыл бұрын
I can never understand why you guys don't have at least 1 million subs...
@ndcouch
@ndcouch 5 жыл бұрын
"WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!" perfect meme 2019
@slow9573
@slow9573 5 жыл бұрын
The explanation of crunch at 2:55 is probably the best thing I've seen since Powerthirst.
@MaddDogg316
@MaddDogg316 5 жыл бұрын
But will DA4 be unmemeable? 🤔🤔
@amyhoard1222
@amyhoard1222 5 жыл бұрын
Well if it is, then Ralph and Sam will meme themselves instead, but something tells me DA4 will be all meme's with no actual game to play, just a loading screen that never ends.
@LightOfSkyFalling
@LightOfSkyFalling 5 жыл бұрын
For me DA:2 was better than Inquisition. Maybe bcos of the characters, the history and the kun. Inquisition was empty, the history was a re use of the old villain, and no likeable characters.
@enricomugoy5869
@enricomugoy5869 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, DA 2 has the best story among the three. Although DA: O is a better game and has epic moments, its story was shit, just a bootleg version of Lord of the Rings. DA 2 is almost novel-like story, starting from rags to riches and even your fame cannot save you or your loved ones, you can just prevent it from falling all over.
@e.featherfire1999
@e.featherfire1999 5 жыл бұрын
You just were waiting for Yong to upload a video so you can do yours, typical lamon gamon Love ya, rlly
@atomic_wait
@atomic_wait 5 жыл бұрын
The following is from a recent post by E. Featherfire: "You just were waiting for Yong...
@DammitSinged
@DammitSinged 5 жыл бұрын
_Bioware Magic : Work your employees to the dirt._ _Gearbox Magic : A camgirl squirting._
@GigaB1ter
@GigaB1ter 5 жыл бұрын
These guys hear about the dumpster fire that is Doom: Annihalation? Why is it so hard for Hollywood to do a movie about an angry man with *BIG GUNS* Killing demons on mars?
@Brutaltronics
@Brutaltronics 5 жыл бұрын
No fun allowed in 2019
@animelytical8354
@animelytical8354 5 жыл бұрын
The codebase could not be too bad. It could still be single player and narrative focused. Though Anthem has enough issues for it to be concerning. The current product isn't good enough to be a foundation for another game yet.
@kapitanbeuteltier5889
@kapitanbeuteltier5889 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Anthem is not inherently bad. Its technical foundation is good. It is "ony" its execution that is massively flawed
@TrezlySnipes
@TrezlySnipes 5 жыл бұрын
Bioware is ruining classic rock with every development cycle with these project names
@tonyv6815
@tonyv6815 5 жыл бұрын
I just realized today that Biowares last three games are Inquisition, Andromeda, and Anthem
@brifo3394
@brifo3394 5 жыл бұрын
Ok
@elitehuntersden6562
@elitehuntersden6562 5 жыл бұрын
Really sad part is Andromeda is the best world in Mass Effect but it has the worst story out of all of them.
@13th_hero
@13th_hero 5 жыл бұрын
Waiter: Who ordered the sweet & spicy dumpster fire special? Bioware: *Backs away slowly* EA: Cheque please!
@marcocalisto5002
@marcocalisto5002 5 жыл бұрын
Woow that qas a lot of text, Yong out. On point ahahaah
@robj4078
@robj4078 5 жыл бұрын
Marco Calisto Yong: mono-tone 10 minute video of reading.
@foxtrail8909
@foxtrail8909 5 жыл бұрын
I love the Alex Jones reference -"Thats a frickin demon!"
@Virtual_Sphere_
@Virtual_Sphere_ 5 жыл бұрын
Bioware are not Bioware anymore, CDPR is where the true RPG, story driven experience is at now!
@Virtual_Sphere_
@Virtual_Sphere_ 5 жыл бұрын
Until CP2077 is released and everyone that dislikes FPS complains. I hate FPS games, but if the story is there, im going to play it!
@felisszerjin9073
@felisszerjin9073 5 жыл бұрын
true RPG should have role play..?
@thathandsomedevil0828
@thathandsomedevil0828 5 жыл бұрын
The clip from the Notebook movie had me dying on the floor. 🤣🤣🤣
@RiderZer0
@RiderZer0 5 жыл бұрын
Why do people assume that dragon age is a great franchise? IT HAD ONE GOOD GAME Everyone loved origins and hated DA2 and many hated DA: Inquisition. Am I missing a game? So far I count one success.
@kapitanbeuteltier5889
@kapitanbeuteltier5889 5 жыл бұрын
I liked all of them. Yes, DA1 was the best, but no, most people did not hate the others
@juanmanuelcorrea7673
@juanmanuelcorrea7673 5 жыл бұрын
Kapitän Beuteltier most people did hate the others. DA2 was pure garbage. Just go to any reddit post-youtube video and you’ll see the amount of backlash that garbage got. Inquisition had a 50/50.
@ehodovic
@ehodovic 5 жыл бұрын
I liked all of them, really
@tunnar79
@tunnar79 5 жыл бұрын
Many hated DA:I,but many more enjoyed it.It wasn't amazing,but it wasn't terrible either.It was okay and fun for a couple dozen hours,at least.
@69mickswagg
@69mickswagg 5 жыл бұрын
@@juanmanuelcorrea7673 reddit and KZbin does not portray 95% of the playerbase. It represents the vocal minority who love to echo chamber shit they like to bitch about. It's like these people on layman gaming who believe borderlands 3 is going to fail because they read a few hundred negative comments about it being an epic exclusive. Most people dont care. But not caring doesnt motivate people to get on youtube.
@JayEm1325
@JayEm1325 5 жыл бұрын
The mix of funny moments and news content is just perfect
@kevinzhou5353
@kevinzhou5353 5 жыл бұрын
man ! the layman's meme game is always incredible.
@sissie5203
@sissie5203 5 жыл бұрын
I wish they would break off from EA and make Joplin anyway. Sounds like the perfect Dragon Age. I absolutely loved DA:O. Really disappointed by this news :(
@vandalgod1134
@vandalgod1134 5 жыл бұрын
They can't just "break off" from EA. EA owns Bioware and in turn, all of the IP's. Even if literally every Bioware member quit and decided to form a new development team they would have to fight through making games that weren't too recognizable from the IP's that EA owns. If they did, then you know that EA would jump on initiating a law suit. Win, lose, or draw.
@vocalcalibration8033
@vocalcalibration8033 5 жыл бұрын
@@vandalgod1134 And let's not forget not everyone has money to just... start publishing their own games. That shit is expensive. And there's no guarantee that it'd sell anyway since Bioware's reputation is in the gutter, and unlike companies like Sega and Capcom they haven't started to take steps to repair said reputation.
@sissie5203
@sissie5203 5 жыл бұрын
Yes indeed. Guess it is just wishful thinking on my part. Since Bungie did it I thought perhaps Bioware could too. That being said many people I know exclusively play Dragon Age (myself included) not interested in Sci-fi so don't know how many players it would effect long term.
@avatareternal3204
@avatareternal3204 5 жыл бұрын
Issy The Bungie/Activsion split was completely different. Bungie entered a 10 year agreement with Activision then later decided to take their ball and go home. Bioware doesn't have that kind of option.
@sissie5203
@sissie5203 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for letting me know that. I wasn't aware of the contract they had in place. How interesting.
@Dingus7696
@Dingus7696 5 жыл бұрын
Ralph: Bioware, Bioware, Bioware..... Me: Here we go ! *intro music plays *
@NoOne-pw6by
@NoOne-pw6by 5 жыл бұрын
Popcorn ready, now ready for the show!!
@Dan016
@Dan016 5 жыл бұрын
Did not highlight the text Yong would be reading. Way to Lame it up! *Slow clap*
@dempopragola7337
@dempopragola7337 5 жыл бұрын
Rather than "good luck" perhaps the most appropriate words is "Goodnight, sweet prince."
@accelerator8558
@accelerator8558 5 жыл бұрын
And so finaly EA will put bioware put of their Misery soon
@elitehuntersden6562
@elitehuntersden6562 5 жыл бұрын
That's actually fine, I think Dragon Age has always revolved in Role Playing & Storytelling in it's atmospheric, breath taking world, and it never had fun combat. Anthem has amazing combat, so if they merge their talents & content of Dragon Age with Anthem's gameplay that's the perfect RPG game. I think people just love shit to tank when it comes to EA & Bioware, never to look at something for what it was in a positive element
@GamerSkinny
@GamerSkinny 5 жыл бұрын
@@elitehuntersden6562 That's because there are no positives to be found in an EA/Bioware game
@vocalcalibration8033
@vocalcalibration8033 5 жыл бұрын
@@elitehuntersden6562 Anthem's combat is boring as sin what are you on about?
@marcusmalone
@marcusmalone 5 жыл бұрын
It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.
@baileypope8414
@baileypope8414 5 жыл бұрын
Bioware died with mass effect 3. Its so sad because they use to be great.
@baileypope8414
@baileypope8414 5 жыл бұрын
@jakeyboy851 Mass effect 3 was after dragon age 2...
@thelaughingrouge
@thelaughingrouge 5 жыл бұрын
This channel has the best intros, hands down.
@Danceofmasks
@Danceofmasks 5 жыл бұрын
They'll get it right eventually, I'm sure. ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@tigerwomble1457
@tigerwomble1457 5 жыл бұрын
So glad you made the clear distinction between DA Origins and Inquisition. It is incredible that both games were made by the same company.
@jeremysumrak1842
@jeremysumrak1842 5 жыл бұрын
Do either of you have a business card?
@RIPCarmines
@RIPCarmines 5 жыл бұрын
God, that original vision for DA4 sounded amazing. The main reason I love Dragon Age as a series is for the stories. Inquisition is the only one I've only played through once.
@klol9652
@klol9652 5 жыл бұрын
You're 3 hours and 40 mins behind yong yeah..Just like you like.. From behind ;P.
@Argameus
@Argameus 5 жыл бұрын
yeah, he is just text to speech
@MakoTSB
@MakoTSB 5 жыл бұрын
Top Dog if I just want the news up front, go to yong, if I want to be gay and enjoy memes, gaymon gaming 💯
@klol9652
@klol9652 5 жыл бұрын
@@MakoTSB amen brother amen!
@GavEfc01
@GavEfc01 5 жыл бұрын
@@MakoTSB Yong is so boring though.
@berserkerpride
@berserkerpride 5 жыл бұрын
The laymen are the car that follow you the whole race and pass you at the end.
@timeshark8727
@timeshark8727 5 жыл бұрын
Reminding us of a different channel we could be watching for news less than half way through the video, after we already got the great intro...
@Kat1kafka
@Kat1kafka 5 жыл бұрын
not only that the games bioware now makes are broken but story and characters are woke
@tonimmcx
@tonimmcx 5 жыл бұрын
As much as Jason dislikes "provocateurs", he keeps them afloat with all that juicy content.
@socaltrojan286
@socaltrojan286 5 жыл бұрын
Online service only Microtransactions in a $60 plus game Mediocre story telling No thanks.
@Gazkhuul
@Gazkhuul 5 жыл бұрын
you guys have the best editing. Which is why I watch
@Ryong84
@Ryong84 5 жыл бұрын
f****** frostbite it already pulled down dragon age inquistion anthem is pretty much broke the camels back
@john8314
@john8314 5 жыл бұрын
Dragon Age just went from a collectors edition pre-order to a wait-and-see. Very sad, for a series that has been one of my favorites.
@niiteshayde
@niiteshayde 5 жыл бұрын
dragon age origins was the last good dragon age game imo ✌️
@salom902
@salom902 5 жыл бұрын
These intros are freaking gold.
@stam_ehad
@stam_ehad 5 жыл бұрын
People at this point old Bioware is dead, They no longer good at story telling, they have nothing
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